01x37 - Holy Guacamole Land Isn't Just for Breakfast Anymore!

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Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Aesthetic Salon

Today, we'll take a look at the next big thing, the Aesthetic Salon.

So what's the people's choice here?{So what's the most popular course here?}

That would have to be this one...

It makes your skin and everything else look gorgeous!

The Money Bath!

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-What unthinkable gorgeousness!

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-But they say there is a man who takes a money bath every day!

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-Who is this gorgeous man?

I couldn't care less about the likes of Bo

-bobo.

Four Lords of Margarita Halekulani

He's no more than a worm compared to me.

Alright, let's get out there and defeat Halekulani, Bo

-bobo! {Added out there and}

But I can't. {added But }

I'm just a worm...

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company made their way into Halekulani's territory...

That's the biggest theme park in the world...

Hallelujah Land!

Hallelujah Land

Mama!

We're flying!

Narrator

-And so, the train became a star.

No, it did not! {Added No it d}

I hold the title of "Greatest Man on Trains!"

Kanemaru

There is no one who can defeat me on top of a train!

If you hold the title of "Greatest Man on Trains..."

then we'll win with teamwork!

Die!


Look out! {Added line}

Teamwork!

This is teamwork!

What amazing teamwork!

Teamwork!

But that's not teamwork... {Added called}

Space World

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-This was Space World, a very popular area

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-where you could meet real aliens.

Excuse us!

}"Run away!" "Run away!"

}"Whaaaat!?"

Get away!

Get away!

"What did we do to deserve this!!!?"

Narrator

-This marked the outbreak of the great galactic w*r.

Now! Return fire!

Are we hit?

No options left! Turn degrees starboard! {Added No options left}

We'll charge right at those UFOs!

Let's go!

For victory!

That's not how it happened!

Take this! Triple Strike!

First Strike!!

Second Strike!!

Third Strike!!

Heave

-h*!

Okay! That's twice for me!

Take this! Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Lightning NoseHair Ball

To commemorate his victory,

Bo

-bobo attained the sash of "Strongest on Trains."

He caused an intergalactic w*r and that's all he gets for it?

That can't be right!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

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-At last, Bo

-bobo and company have arrived at heaven on Earth, Hallelujah Land.

So where should we head first?

Well, that's an easy map to follow! {Flared line}{This map is so easy to follow!}

Hallelujah Land Map

Who would follow it?

So where should we...

Whatever!

Let's just start with wherever looks the most fun!

Yes, sir!

Is that really alright with you?

This one!

The Old Goldfish Guy Show It's fun!

But that looks really boring!

The Hallelujah Land

RIOT!

We all

turned

into kids

♪

The Goldfish Old Guy Show

This is the Nanking bamboo screen!

Money Castle

Meanwhile, back at Halekulani...

Lord Halekulani! Here are this month's proceeds!

I can see one{There seems to be one} that's going into the red...

We don't need any attractions that don't bring in money. {Added Guess w}

The Old Goldfish Guy Show It's fun!

I wonder what they're doing in there? {Flared line}

This must be Halekulani's doing! {Added must be}

Is he alright?

That expl*si*n just now...

turned my raw egg into a boiled egg!

Now I can't make raw egg on rice anymore!

Raw egg on rice?

Why do you even care?

Halekulani...

He destroys any attraction that doesn't make profits!

Even if there are customers inside... {shortened line}

That can't be...

What a b*stard!

You won't get away with this, Halekulani!

You're stepping on me! You're stepping on me!

You're stepping on me! You're stepping on me!

Oh, were you there?

Yes I was, nah

-la!

Halekulani, you g*dd*mn b*stard! {Added g*dd*mn}

You're going down!

They just wanna have fun!

Kappa Forest

That's nothing... {Added what}

We're not done yet...

Kiddy Area

Are you really that desperate to have fun?

Wait up, Bo

-bobo! {Added Wait up}

This place is full of children!

Where are they?

Welcome to the Kiddy Area!

What was that?

What's going on? I just shrunk!

It's alright! This is a place where anyone can become a child! {Added You can relax}

It's a popular attraction where anyone can return to their childhood and play!

Does that mean Bo

-bobo and the other guys did, too?

Yes!

Those three guys as kids?

I can't afford to miss this!

I see Don Patch! {Added I see}

I'm five years old!

He's so not cute!

What's going on?

Is this candy?

I want friends...

Just say that then!

Bo

-bobo!

The revolution is nigh.

He was a samurai?

Is that Tennosuke? {Added I see}

How beautiful!

He was a narcissist!

All three of them had messed

-up childhoods!

What's gonna happen if they meet?

That kid looks friendly...

That kid will understand...

Let us talk...

Yes, let's talk...

{Break}

They formed a band!

Pure

-heart BOYS Live

Hey, hey, once I'm done my language drills...

we'll have a party at the school!

Oh, no!

Pure

-heart! Pure

-heart!

Pure

-heart BOYS!

But they're not selling well! {Added well}

Okay, now...

Yeah!

Let's play tag over there!

Yeah!

And they got over it so quickly! {added And t}

Okay, so Tennosuke's It!

Sure!

Alright! Let's start! {Added Let's s}

OK, I'm over here! {Added OK, }

Wait up!

Look out, Beauty!

Wait for me! {added for me}

I shall slay thee, It!

What do you think you're doing to him!? {added to him}

Come here, you! {optional funny line here}

Are you okay? You're getting picked on just for being It...

I'm not being It! I'm being a pretty

-boy It!

This is fun!

Wouldn't it be really bad if an enemy showed up now?

Enemy

No enemies here!

You're just a scaredy

-cat! {Added just}

If there was one, I'd beat them up!

An enemy!

What, me!?

It's the enemy! {Added the}

No, stop! I'm not an enemy! {Added stop}

But it says "enemy" right on your head. {added right }

It really does! {Flared line}

This is bad! We're still children!

Things can't get any worse! {added any}

I have you now, Bo

-bobo!

I'm one of Halekulani's men, Nightmare!

Nightmare

And now that you're a kid, taking you down will be a piece of cake!

Take us down!? {Flared line}

Give it up! {flared line}

You can't use any Fists in your current state.

You're all...

deat meat!

What do you take me for?

I may be a kid, but that doesn't mean I can't fight!

It didn't work!

Hey! Let go of me! {added of me}

Three

-point Shot!

Three

-point Shot!



And it's in!{The game's decided!}

He pulled ahead!

I did it! I did it!

I did it! I did it!

You're being ridiculous!

You're next, Bo

-bobo!

Take this!

Narcissist Guard!

What have you done with my beautiful face!? {What have you done} {Flared line}

My sincerest apologies.

Just watch the face.

Fine! Then this time...

I'll cut him in half! {Added all }

Sure, as long as you don't touch my face.

Dodge it! Tennosuke!

My face...

Why don't you drop that kid already!?{Get rid of that kid already!}{Flared line}

Because a samurai does not abandon his comrades! {Added Because a}

Hold up!

Man, you guys owe me one!

Don Patch!

That's amazing! They're in perfect sync, even with their childhood personalities!

But if he can't use the Fist of the Nose Hair...

That's right! You are no match for me if you cannot use the Fist of the Nose Hair!

But I can use the Fist of the Nose Hair!

What!? {Changed to How}

Fist of the Nose Hair!{removed secret technique}

He can!? {Flared line}

Hey, those aren't nose hairs!

Gotta study, gotta study...

Temple School

How the hell are these guys so strong?

Are they even kids?

Meanwhile...

in the remains of the Old Goldfish Guy Show...

This is the Nanking bamboo screen!

This is just like Broadway! It's magical! {Added sitting in}

It's nothing like Broadway, nah

-na

-la. {Flared line}

Now you've crossed the line... {Flared line}

But you're still kids! You're no match for me!

I'll show you how much more powerful grown

-ups are.

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock, paper, scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

I'll show you how much more powerful grown

-ups are.

You can't escape me!{Flared line}

See, they're kids, after all. They've gotten so bored of the fight, they're playing fishing!

Yay!

It worked! {added as planned}

Great idea putting a shark in the sandbox! {Added Great idea putting a }

Isn't that a little dangerous? What about the other kids playing in there? {added playing}

I couldn't care less!

How can you say that, you villain?

Aren't you the villain here!?

Let's run to the swings!

Okay! He can't attack us while we're on the swings!

You seen Don Patch around? {Flared line}

What's he doing there?

I am Franco #.

Franco #

He got on Franco instead of the swings!

I am afraid.

My eyes are spinning.

Now it's your turn!

He fell for it!

Yay!

A trapdoor, is it? Just the kind of thing a child would...

It's so deep! This doesn't even count as a trapdoor! {Added so}{Flared line}

Impertinent brats...

I've had enough of you! Time to bring out my pitching machine!

Take this!

Don Patch Guard!

You ready?

Of course!

Then go!

Narcissist Magnum!

Here I come!

Handsome Block!

My face!

Are you alright, Tennosuke?

I'm fine. {Added fine}

Don't laugh at me!

Now time for me to use this!

Pipe Maze

Let's show the grown

-up how we kids fight! {Flared line}

How kids fight?

Sounds fun. Please show me! {Added Please s}

Where'd he run off to? {Added run off to}

Flamethrower!

How is this kids' fighting!?

You brat! Stay still!

Where'd he go?

Children...

Children!

How is this children's fighting!? {Added play

-fighting}

How? How do they know where I am?

Is that a...? {flared line}

It's a transmitter, baby!

How'd you learn this stuff?

Mission accomplished... MajorBeauty. {please hide that last part until he says it}

What's with those words on the side of the screen?

I never gave any such orders!

Now you're asking for it! I went easy on you because you were kids, but not anymore!

Now, I'll use my signature technique to send you all to Hell!

You'll be defeated by your own nightmares!

Nightmares?

Have a taste of the fatal phantasm...

Death Nightmare

The Death Nightmare has the power to make your nightmares come real!

Now, let's see your nightmares! {Added show me }

Tofu

Just hurry up and admit it!

You're tofu, aren't you?

Your friends Konjac and Jelly have given in already.

Tofu

Now just give in and join the tofu!

I'll never give in! I'll never give in to tofu!

I'm sorry, what?

This is the most pointless nightmare ever.

So let's see what the others are like. {Flared line}

What!?

This is a nightmare.

That is not a nightmare! What kind of dream is that anyway?

How should I know?

Oh well.

How's your nightmare going, Bo

-bobo? {Added going}

Um... we want to play basketball.

I don't get it in the slightest! {Added slightest}

Hey. It went in my pocket.

What kind of dream is that!?

I should be asking that!

Now it's our turn! Let's go!

Yeah!

Are they...? {Flared line}

Transform!

CANDY BALL

{Candy Ball}

So long for now!

They're gonna turn into Bobopatch!

Can they turn into him as kids?

Fusion complete.

He's incomplete!

You are mistaken. I am not incomplete at all.

You're pretty clearly incomplete! Because I'm pretty sure Bobopatch looked a little more like... {added Because }

BOBOPATCH

Who drew this anyway?

Now let us begin this holy battle.

Sacred Sword Excalibur!

No! No way! You won't even cut paper with that! It looks bent and crooked! {shortened line}

I'll show you my true power.

Comic Sans MS}back

His back's even worse!

Here I go!

He's gone...

What can a scribble like you do against me?

Advent of the Holy Guardian

He actually won!

Justice always prevails.

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-Meanwhile, Halekulani was relaxing in his money bath in Money Castle...

Lord Halekulani!

Bo

-bobo has broken into Hallelujah Land! {Added broken into}

His strength is first

-class!

Fist of Gorgeous

You're worth no more than small change.

Narrator

-W

-W

-What a fearsome technique!

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-Halekulani's can convert anything and anyone into money!

Narrator

-Will Bo

-bobo and company stand a chance?

Wait!

Narrator

-Boys, play to your hearts' content.

Narrator

-At least until the next battle...

Don't miss the next episode, nah

-la!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll explode with talent at your recital and get really popular!

Your lucky food is raw egg on rice with fresh eggs!

If you tied, be sure to ask for an encore at the Old Goldfish Guy show.

And if you lost, when you ride the slide, make sure there aren't any dangerous creatures at the bottom!

We're at Hallelujah Land and all

but we can't have any fun!

There's no time to have fun! {re

-worded line}

Aren't we here to defeat Halekulani?

That's right! Alright! Time to pull myself together!

Let's charge in without any distractions!

Oh look! The snack house!

Charge!

These guys are hopeless...

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:


-Break In to

Money Castle!


-But let's take

a bit of a detour


Can I go home now?