-minute Cooking with Rice!!
It's time for
-minute Cooking with Rice!!
Alright, so what shall we be cooking today? {Added shall we b}
Let's make some Pretty
-Boy style rice! {Added the}
First we wash the rice.
And next, we're gonna steam the rice...
But here's the important point! {Added important}
We'll add a subtle flavor by putting in about three watermelons!
It's in season right now!
How is that a "subtle" flavor!?{You can't call that a subtle flavor!} {LOL XD}
Dear, please don't read the paper at the dinner table.
So, what shall we do while we wait for the rice to cook?
Let's see...
How about I tell you... my secret? {worth putting my intimate secret?}
How about I tell you... my secret?
His secret!?
FOT Comic Reggae Std StrippedThe Pretty
-Boy's Surprising Secret Revealed!... After this!
My name is Rice. I've taken the title
Rice, King of Hajikelists
of "King of Hajikelists" that you refused, Don Patch.
Narrator
-It turns out...
Narrator
-that Rice is a pretty
-boy Hajikelist
Narrator
-that's out to defeat Don Patch!
I'll mix you in with my rice!
Eat this! Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!!
Followed by...
Then with a...
This is not the time for swimming lessons!
Narrator
-She was exactly correct, of course.
Narrator
-After being trapped in the rice, Beauty only has one hour left!
If she remains in the rice for an hour...
No! I can't get out!
she'll be terminated...
by turning into a panda!
Narrator
-The time limit draws ever closer! {Added ever so close}
(Get up!) Stand up.
Stop dropping dead all the time,
Come and fly away!
Step on it!
b*mb it!
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hurry and hit the gong!
That's the kind of era we're in,
We can't be stopped!
,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!
Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!
Punch a dent into logic!
Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!
Let's jet go! Straight down our path!
I'm an up and coming fighter!
(Like a Phatman)
Like a macho man
Push ahead
Really hard
Like a starving wild challenger!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
Say what? Bo
-bobo!
(Get up!) Stand up
Kutabatte bakkainna
Buttonde ikou janai
Funbatte
b*mber tte
Go! Go! Tricky Style!
Hayaku narase gongu
Konna jidai da ze
Oretachi wa tomerarenai
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!
Get out!
「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher
「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power
Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo
Yes come on!
「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster
「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura
Kakeagare faitaa!
(Like a Phatman)
Binbin macho de
Gangan ittoke!
Banban hard na
Ueta Wild Challenger!
Narrator
-Can Bo
-bobo defeat the Hajike King Rice, and rescue Beauty from the huge bowl of rice? {Added huge bowl of rice?}
Bo
-bobo
Rice's
-minute Cooking!
-minute {\c&HC&\c&HDDF&}Cooking!
Ma'am,
how do you like tonight's menu?
Do you really call yourself the King of Hajikelists? {added Do you really call yourself}
You're hardly Hajike
-ing at all.
Of course I'm not. I haven't even started Hajike
-ing yet.
Dinnertime starts at six. {Added starts}
And dinnertime is when my Hajike peaks! {Added And dinnertime is }
Allow me to show you the greatest dinner show ever!
What the...!?
Just how much will he Hajike at six?
Take a look at that clock behind me. {added behind me}
Man
Man
Soft
Hard
Ippon
Waza
-Ari
Yuko
What's the deal with that clock!?
It's :!
There's only five minutes left till dinnertime!
Where do they sell that?
"King of Hajikelists" is a title given to the greatest of all Hajikelists.
And you'll get to see me Hajike in five minutes. {Added And you'll get to see the}
Then let's smack you down in those five minutes! {Flared line}{Then I'll beat you up before those five minutes are up!}
Bo
-bobo Punch!
Bo
-bobo Punch!
{Bo
-bobo Punch!}
Don Patch Kick!
Don Patch Kick!
{Don Patch Kick!!}
Wurmics BravoTokoroten
Tokoroten Promotion.
Tokoroten Promotion.
Bo
-bobo Chop!
Bo
-bobo Chop!
Don Patch Headbutt!
Don Patch Headbutt!
Wurmics Bravo
Tokoroten Promotion.
Tokoroten Promotion.
Now, say it with me!
A tokoroten a day...
Come on, take this seriously!
He split into pieces!
No need to fret, my boy! {Flared line}
My head and body are of one body and soul!
Assemble, body!
Combine!
That's the ticket!
Tennosuke's back in action!
How's that? Impressed yet?
And you are...? {Flared line}
Dammit!
It's almost :!
One point for wearing black tights!
Black tights means it's :!
Black tights means it's :!
What the hell!? Seriously, where do they sell clocks like that!?
Dammit! It just turned :! {Added just turned}
He's gonna become the King of Hajikelists!
Respect your parents ! ! !
{Respect Your Parents!!!}
He's such a good guy... {Added He's such a }
Is that your response?
I want to massage... someone's shoulders or back...
What's the deal with that vigor?
Now I want to respect my parents too!
What do you want?
I did peepee on me... {Flared line to make it sound like a kid}{I made a leak...}
What is he, a baby?{What's with this guy?} {Added this guy}
Well, don't just sit there, moron! Take this and wipe it off... {Added Take this and wipe it off and trying to do}
Tea
I lied.
They're quite stiff aren't they, Mother!? {added 't they}
That's one down.
Respect your parents...
He's our demographic target! {Flared line}
This is bad! He's an unbelievable Hajikelist!
It appears that my bangs are in the way. Perhaps I should use a hairband...
You ready? Dinnertime has just begun! {Added Now then, d}
But that's a shower cap! {Added But t} {hat or cap?}
I hate to admit it, but that looks cool...
Seriously!?
Papa!
Fine with me, Rice! I'll take you on! {added Fine with me, Rice}
Wow! He's all wobbly!
I feel it...
You're quite good, sonny...
More! Massage me more!
What the hell is this?
It's tokoroten.
That's two down.
Hekkun!
Tennosuke!
Hang in there, guys!
Come here, you b*stard! I'll take you down! {Added Come here,}
Thank you ever so much, Rice. {added ever}
Don't mention it, mother. {added No need to}
That was a close on!{Added got too}
He was just about to respect his parents on me! {Added got too}
Damn you, Rice
-Boy! {Flared line for giggles}
Let me challenge you to a four
-panel duel! {added Let me}
Windy Wood Battle
Battle
Here we go!!!!
{sign}
TL Note: This is a reference to the manga Tsurupika Hagemaru
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
Lucky me! Now I don't have to buy a rug
-beater!
Cheapskate!!! {What does this translate to? It says "Your stingy" in the manga?}
{Battle }
Windy Wood Battle Granstander Clean
{sign}
{sign}
It's my turn now!!!!
{sign}
{sign}
TT Masters DEMO BirdsSlip on this!
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
The banana was pointless!!!
He's sharp! {added sharp}
He's got Bo
-bobo on the ropes!
What intense concentration...
Rice!
If you really are the King of Hajikelists... {Added really are}
then I must surpass you, not matter what! {Flared line}
Hajike
Now is the time to overcome him!
I'd like to see you try! {Added I'd like to see you}
But you still don't understand a single thing!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
{sign}
{There is no love like a father's!
Respecting your parents is no excuse to hurt others! {Added the }
Your mother is grieving over you!
That felt... so good...
The way... you showed respect to your parents...{That respecting his parents...}{Re
-worded line}
I could get used to it.
{LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!}{OK, if he's reacting like that, things have gone f*cked UP! XD}
Fine then. Let me show my respect for your attack...
by getting deadly serious on you!{Flared line}
Rice
Now, show me what you got!
{HAHAHAHAHA, perfect reaction}
Y
-You're a pervert!
A pervert?
Why are you calling my special Hajike King outfit perverted? {Added words}
Oh, no!
I put my pajamas on by mistake!
Those are your pajamas!?
Wait, just a minute! I've got a King outfit which is so much better!{My King outfit is much greater!} {Added hang on}
Here we go. {Flared line}
Incredible!
An outfit fit for a King, is it not? {Yeah, I can't see Shin wearing this though}
It really is! I could tell you're a King at first glance! {Added really}
It's the King!
The King?
The King?
When I wear this around town, everyone knows that I'm the king!
You wear that around town!?
Splendid, is it not?
It's great!
Yeah, it's great!
Upsy
-daisy! {Flared line}
Upsy
-daisy!
You're mine!
{His run animation is funny here}
Take this!
King Flash!
My eyes!
-M
-My eyes!
M
M
-M
-My eyes!
Oh! It's fantastic! {take this line out if you think it'll be funnier}{I'd say leave it in there}
Bo
-bobo!
We're alone at last, Don Patch. {Added at last}
Because you spurned the title of King of Hajikelists...
no one has accepted me as the true King of Hajikelists.
Get ready to face me, Don Patch! {Added face me and Get ready to}
Let us decide who is the true King of Hajikelists!
I'm not out of this fight just yet!
Bo
-bobo!
Then I'll take you both on at once!
Hajike Secret Technique :
{sign}
Stance of theAnemone!
{sign}
Look! It's an anemone!
Were you born yesterday or something? That won't fool me! {Added Were you born yesterday so something}
It'll never even fool anyone! {Added even fool anyone}
And it'll never fool me... {Added And i}
But your face just turned into a fish!
You clownfish!{Thinking of fish pun here} {Or maybe clownfish?}
Silly Don Patch...
I won't be fooled by him twice! {Added by him}
Then how about this?
{sign}
Hajike Secret Technique :
{sign}
{optional sign}
{optional sign}
{optional sign}
{optional sign}
Stance of the Automated Telling Machine!
Now withdraw all you'd like.
Just five hundred dollars...
He fell for it again!
Out of service! {Flared line}
{sign}
And finally, Hajike Secret Technique :
{sign}
Stance of the Witch!
Now have this delicious, tasty apple, Snow White! {Added delicious, tasty }
Apple...
He just became the woodcutter from Princess Kaguya by mistake!
That was a new low! {Added of you}
You just gave him a poisoned apple!
I
-I didn't!
You're talking to a Hajikelist!
I fight purely with Hajike and nothing else! {Added and nothing else}
No cheap tricks from me!{I'd never use a cheap trick like that!}
That means the m*rder*r is still nearby...
Inspector Nose Hair and the Case of the Steam m*rder
"You cat burglar..." FOT Comic Reggae Std StrippedThe housekeeper saw A mysterious parental health handbook!
The Demon Bride that Disappeared in the All
-you
-can
-eat Crab Restaurant at Night
Astro CityPart BonocoConclusions Canted ComicEpisode ThreeChapter
And so...
we reconsidered who could have poisoned the apple.
The crime took place at :. {Added took place }
There's no question that the m*rder*r poisoned an apple...
in order to frame Rice.
But who could have done that?
The way I see it, this narrows down our suspects to these three. {Added The way I see it, t}
More like...
It's % gotta be Tokoro Tennosuke! {please split}
It wasn't me!
This can't be happening...
Then, just when we all thought the case was closed...
Don Patch!
How are you alive!? {Added How are you }
It's so sweet! {Added so }
Quit making those confusing reactions! {Added those}
Belly_TRIAL
You're as good as they say.
You're fighting on equal grounds with me at dinner time.
He hid inside the rice!
Don't get the wrong idea, please.
This bowl of rice allows me to greatly increase my Hajike power! {added bowl of rice}
Damn him!
Is he gonna power up again?
It's full of piranhas!
What the hell!?
I almost got turned into fish food.{That was a close call.}
But now I've managed to power up myself! {Added managed to}
You moron! I'll just power up myself!
Oh, crap!
What's gonna happen?
Whatever it is, it's gonna be terrifying! {changed to terrifying or how about kick your a*s}
It's a dog!
Or is it...
Beauty?
Or is it...
A dog? Or is it... {Worth doing alpha code here?}
A dog? Or is it...
Beauty? Or is it...
Beauty? Or is it...
A dog? Or is it...
A dog? Or is it...
Beauty? Or is it...
Beauty? Or is it...
{sign}
Beauty!
Beauty!
It's Beauty!
Hooray! It's Beauty!
Just kidding! {Added I'm}
It's a dog! {please split}
The horror! {Flared line for giggles}{Oh, no!}
Power
-up complete!
Impressive, Don Patch.
Rice...
what do you say we end this?
Can't agree more...
Don Patch!
What's the deal with their aura?
You better stay outta this one, Bo
-bobo. {Added Stay outta this one}
Alright!
{sign}
Limit Break!!!
Don Patch!
That's quite the expression!
Now I can declare myself the true King of Hajikelists! {Added I declare myself as}
Don Patch! {LOL How did I forget this bit?!}
Now, time for the grand finale!
I've already achieved my goal, {Added already}
so I don't need this base any longer! {Added so}
Those three in the rice will die, too!
A beautiful finale, don't you agree!?
Bo
-bobo!
Bo
-bobo!
And this time... Scissors!
And this time... Scissors!
You can relax now. It's my dinnertime now. {Flared line}{dinner time or dinnertime?}
After this break,
Is the super
-fun
Bo
-boroscope!
Everyone, get ready for Rock
-Paper
-Scissors!
Alright, here we go!
Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
Remember whether you won or lost.
Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!
Narrator
-It has been almost one hour since Bo
-bobo's battle with Rice began.
What am I gonna do? The time limit's almost up!
It's almost an hour since I've been stuck in the rice!
Please no, I don't wanna turn into a panda! {Added Please no, }
It's too late to save the girl now.
An hour has already passed.
What!?
No one can stop it now.
Now... change into a panda!
Now... change into a panda!
No!!
After an hour passes, change into this.
So I do it myself!?
I've turned into a cuddly panda! {added cuddly}
Is that what you expected!?
She played along for a second!
How dare you do that to Beauty!
You will pay for your evil deeds! {Added for your evil deeds}
Too slow!
Nice job, Bo
-bobo!
Now beat him down with your best move! {Added beat him down}
Leave it to me, Heppokomaru! I'll do that attack you've been looking forward to...
Secret Technique:
I can't escape him! {added escape him}
Knee
Bend!
{sign}
I haven't been looking forward to that...
Was that from that attack!?
Bo
-bobo Hospital
This is a serious injury! I gotta hurry to the hospital...
Perfect! There's a hospital over there!
Am I ever gonna get better, Doctor? {Added ever}
Just give it to me straight!
I took an X
-ray of you, but...
there don't seem to be any injuries. {Added doesn't and injuries}
There's a tumor on the ear!
Is that the problem!? {What does he say here?}
Now I'll have you eat my attack! {Added eat}
Fist of Rice:
{sign}
Rice Cyclone!
Alright, then how about this?
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
The Three Little Bo
-bobo Pigs!
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
{sign}
Let's all build a house that can stand the typhoon! {Added all}
Yeah!
House of Straw
The oldest Bo
-bobo pig built a house of straw.
House of Sticks
The second Bo
-bobo pig built a house of sticks.
St. Michael's Cleopatra Palace
The youngest Bo
-bobo pig built St. Michael's Cleopatra Palace.
That's some amazing architecture!
What the...!?
You b*stard!
For our lost brother! {added lost }
Secret Technique: Piggy Bank!
{Piggy Bank}
I
-It's no use.
We can't do anything... to harm it!
We can't do anything... to harm it!
Brother!
Not even the Bo
-bobo pigs could stop it!
Is that all you can Hajike? {Added you can Hajike}
If that's all, you can never compare to me, the King of Hajikelists!
After all, I am the King!
What's going on? I
-I suddenly felt faint!
What's the meaning of this?
It can't be...
Has my... {Carrying on from last sentence}
Why didn't you tell me we're filming?
Has my body been unable to keep up with his Hajike?
That's not possible! It's ridiculous!
Is he...
Is he Hajike
-ing way more than the King could ever Hajike!?
It's time for your punishment! {Added your}
This one's for Beauty!
Bo
-bobo!
This one's for Heppokomaru!
This one's for Tennosuke!
Bo
-bobo!
This one's for Don Patch!
Bo
-bobo.
And this one's...
for all the animals that are suffering from the effects of global warming!
Bo
-bobo... {please time}
And now to finish you off!
I am the King of Hajikelists! {Added Bow down to the}
I'll never lose to the likes of you!
{sign}
Hajike Ultimate Secret Technique:
Stance of the Mud Puppy!
{sign}
Alright!
I'm now the s uper
-popular mud puppy! How about that? I'm so cute you can't even attack me!
Uppa!
Uppa!
Uppa!
Uppa!
That's played out!
That was way too close.
I wouldn't have been able to attack if he were a frill
-necked lizard.
Well in that case...
Stance of the Frill
-Necked Lizard!
He attacked me anyway!
It all ends now, Rice!
Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:
{sign}
Nose Hair Festival!
Show yourself, boogers!
Yes! Finally some screentime!
Let's go wild!
What's going on?
{Worth translating this part?}
Gentlemen, let's get some results and show Bo
-bobo...
what we're really made of! {Addedreally }
Due to their few appearances, the boogers were on fire!
It's raining... {please time}
We're rained out!
Stop it! You're going up my nose! {Added You're going up my}
After this day, % of Bo
-bobo's boogers lived in Rice's nose.
It's almost the lantern festival.
I know.
We gotta set the welcoming fires.
Please get out of there! {Added of there}
Rice!
I will surpass you, no matter what! {Added no matter what}
Don't get ahead of yourself! I'm still the King! {Added still}
Pinappudding!
{Pinappudding}
That's my style of finale. Can't say it's that beautiful, though.
You did it, Bo
-bobo!
Glad to see you safe, Don Patch. {Flared line}
He did it!
Bo
-bobo's the victorious champion! {Flared line}
Now that makes him the King! {Added that makes Bo
-bobo}
Hey! You guys are heavy!
Wait, what's going on here? {Added Wait, w}
Narrator
-And so, the Hajike Block Base was destroyed.
Narrator
-The Hajike showdown ended in Bo
-bobo's victory!
{What's he saying here?}
Narrator
-Farewell, former King of Hajikelists...
Narrator
-our young idol, Rice!
Not so fast!
I'll still be there in the next episode! {Added in the}
While you wait, remember to respect your parents, all you Hajikelists of the nation!
When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember
The gentle dawn that will never come back
I used to wish I would be hurt,
because I thought being hurt would make me happy
I lost things and broke things,
I understood so many things
This year the cherry blossoms will sway too
My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.
What was I drawing again
that had so much hate in it?
How many times will I go in circles
before I understand what weakness is?
I'm struggling and crying again,
But that doesn't mean I can't keep going
To the future ahead of us
We just managed to get out of Hajike Block Base, but now we're at OVER's castle?
If it's a castle, doesn't that make the boss a king?
Then that makes me the queen! {Added that makes me the}
I think it's a different kind of castle.
There are ninjas and stuff.
Then I doth be the feudal lord.
And I doth be the princess!
Next time on Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo:
-)}The Stormy Ninja Castle!
CrimeFighter BB\Lips and}Rubies and a Pig's Butt...
second breakfast
What the hell kind of FOT Comic Reggae Std Strippedanime second breakfastis this anyway!!
Don't ask me...{LOL}
Here's the results for the Bo
-boroscope, nah
-na
-la!
If you won, go Hajike at the beach for good times! {please combine these like previous eps}
If you tied or lost, watch out for bug bites!
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01x29 - Bo-Bobo and Rice: Instant Rice - Ready in Half an Hour?
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.
The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.