01x28 - Mortal Match! Fist of the Nose Hair vs. Fist of the Rice!

[bunniefuu]

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The battle has begun!!

Oink?

Hajike Block Base

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-The legendary base comprised solely of Hajikelists,

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-Hajike Block Base.

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-All sorts of Hajikelists

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-were waiting there for Bo

-bobo...

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-Everyone's really hajike

-ing up in this place! {added in this place}

Narrator

-But at the top of the base...

What's taking you so long, Don Patch?

Just forget the rest of the base and come up here!



(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

So that I can take you down... {Flared line}

Death Match!
Fist of the Nose Hair

Fist of Rice!!

Let's fight nicely, okay?

Hunt

Alright! Now that I made my comeback... {Added made my come}

let's give this our all!

Our new adventure together with yours truly has officially begun! {Added has officially begun}

So, are you doing anything tonight, oink?

Ah, sorry, I'm getting a makeover tonight, oink.

I've got an English class, oink. {Added I've got an }

Then let's do something on another day. {Added on another}

Sure, oink!

Granstander CleanThe Adventures of Tokoro Tennosuke

Begin Game



Continue

Quit a

Chapter

A New Journey Begins

This is gonna be an adventure!

You were peeping, weren't you!? {Does he say oink here, Couldn't seem to hear bu or buhi?}{He's an enemy of women, oink!}

He's an enemy of women, oink!

He's an enemy of women, oink!

What's your problem, oink?

END

Bad Ending No.

The Moral: Peeping Toms are the Enemies of Women

Continue? a

Yes a

No a

No! Please! It's all just a big misunderstanding!

There's another door over here!

Okay! Let's open it up! {Added open it up}

Huh? Is anyone there? {Added Huh?}

W

-What's that?

W

-Who's there?

I shall take thy lives!

Dammit...

Surprise attacks are unfair!

Thou art quite skilled to dodgeth my blade.

That kind of attack won't work on us!

But you're really cut

-up!

There doth be a full moon tonight.

Mine sword Shadowfang doth thirst for blood!

Where are you?

Come out at once!

It doth be a perfect day for visitors.

The one who shall make it rain blood shall be me...

Squeaknosuke!

Comic BookMouse Samurai: Squeaknosuke

He's way, way too cute!

O Bo

-bobo, enemy of the Hair Hunters...

I shall take thy life in an instant! {Added in an instant}

I can be way cuter than you!

Too easy!

Here I go!

I can see... through your attack!

Don Patch!

I shall not lose to the likes of thee.

And the reason being is that I liveth by three tenets... {Added And the reason being is that }

What?

Three tenets?

First: Follow thine own path.

Second: Know what is good and what is evil, and rid the world of evil.

And third:

Never flush the toilet.

That's just gross! {Added gross}

Squeak Films

The Tenets of a Man

Starring Squeaknosuke

Squeaknosuke!

You must flush after you use the toilet!

Don't wanna!

You don't want to? {Flared line}

I must abide by this tenet!

What's gotten into you? I'm not gonna let you leave till you flush!

Never! I can't break the tenets! {Added Never}

End

I hath lived like this all mine life.

Thus I can no longer break the tenets!

Those are some messed

-up tenets.

If we have to face a nimble mouse... {Added we}

Bo

-bobo...

we gotta become cats, meow!

Disguise complete!

You look nothing like cats!

Have at thee!

You g*dd*mn mouse!

We'll catch you now!

Catch me if thou canst!

What did you say, b*stard?

Hold it right there!

Thou cannot followeth me inside here.

We'll see about that!

He's out!

Hold it!

You're not getting away with this!

That's a totally mismatched shape!

He's doing it again! Heppokomaru! Beauty! Let's use a pincer!

You take the other side!

Sure. Got it.

Now, come out! {added out}

Come on out!

Huh? That's weird. He isn't coming out.

Don't disturb my nap!

There was a warrior spirit inside!

How am I supposed to sleep with all this racket?

Keep it down!

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Damn that mouse... {Added Damn that mouse}

Where did he scurry off to? {Flared line}

Hey, there he is! No, he's over there...?

Wait up! {added up}

It's no use.

Art thou done already? If thou art ashamed then catcheth me!

What amazing speed.

We can't catch him if we just keep running around! {Added around}

What a hopeless group I've got! {Flared line}{You guys are just hopeless!}

Leave this one to the professional! {Flared line}

Full Speed! Tokoroten Jet!!

}Chapter

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Tokoroten Jet!

I can now move at kilometers per hour! {changed from kilos}

Try and catcheth me!

There's no getting away from me! {Added There's no}

Over here!

Got him!

Letteth me go!

Bad Ending No. The Moral: Jets can't make sudden stops

Continue? a

YES a

NO a

END

Tennosuke! Hey, Tennosuke!

He's awake!

Heppokomaru...

You OK there? {Added You OK there}

Were you worried for me? Just a piece of tokoroten?

Of course! You're our friend!

Double QuickFriend...?

{Friend}

What are you imagining?

Thank you!

It's the "Nu" handkerchief again! {Added again}

Letteth me go! Letteth me go now!

He got away!

Try and followeth me here!

He's gone in the hole...

Alright, I have the perfect plan. {added the perfect }

We'll use the cheese to draw him out, and then it goes SNAP!

But this is a pretty smart mouse. I don't think he'll fall for it.

Hey, get walking!

The cheese was completely pointless!

You're under arrest for violating the Sword and Firearms Control Law!

Okay, let's go.

Sure.

So the mouse society is doing pretty good!

And that doth be just an act!

You simpleton!

Beauty!

Are you alright?

Ow, ow...

I'm fine. My clothes just got a little cut up, that's all.

Thank goodness. {Flared line}

Squeaknosuke!

For harming a woman, you've truly hit rock bottom! {Added For harming a woman, y}

I'll smack some honor back into ya!


What canst one so slow as thou do to me?

Humans doth be no match for me!

Gourmet

Then I shall use my dried bonito!

How was that...?

{What's being said here?}

Hold it!

Mine only option doth be to run!

You're not getting away from me!

Alright! Now that Bo

-bobo's here we can hit him with a pincer!

But we can't let him in on our plan.

That's it! I can use gestures!

Bo

-bobo! I'll go on ahead!

Let's hit him with a pincer!

Wow... What a clumsy cat...

Alright! Time to start! {Should this be in italic or not?}

Oh no! They've got me trapped!

Eat it!

{sign}

You're both punished for fighting!!!!

Fight nicely, okay?

Bo

-bobo!

Bo

-bobo!

Alright, let's move on up. {Added up}

OK.

Huh? By the way, where'd Don Patch go?

Well I was kinda hungry over here...

Man, you're such a glutton aren't you, Don Patch!? {added aren't you, Don Patch!?}

You just can't help it!

There we go, you're free! {Added There we go, y}

Sorry.

That punchline was too g*dd*mn light

-hearted! {Or maybe, What's with that dumb punchline?}

You're really taking your time... {Added taking your time}

But you finally made it...

Don Patch.

Captain's Room

This must be the Captain's room... {Added must be the}{Captain or captain?}

Be on your guard! The Captain must be an amazing Hajikelist!

I've been through so much already that nothing can surprise me. {Famous last words}

There's someone in the rice!

No! I'm not a topping!

Please! Believe me! Don't eat me!

I can tell already.

You guys took your sweet time. {Flared line}{My, you're late.}

You're so late that I had to come down to meet and greet you! {Flared line}

Who are you supposed to be? Are you the Captain around here?

Oh no! It couldn't be me! {Added It couldn't be me}

In fact, he's the captain. {Added in fact}

Hajike Block Captain Rocker

No! I'm not a pickle!

Don't eat me!

I have been hired by the Hair Hunters to dispose of you.

But rest assured.

I have no intentions of fighting you whatsoever. {Flared line}{I don't want to fight you.}

Well? How about we share a meal instead? {added instead}

Thanks a lot!

Yay! Yay! This is great!

Thank goodness! I'm so hungry!

Wow! It looks really good!

You're right! It looks great!

It's full of piranhas...

They're looking for a fight...

It's yummy, so yummy! {Flared line} {Any other dumb/funny way for this line? I was gonna put Delish or something}{It's good! It's so good!}

Seconds, please!

Talk about the tastiest fish ever, right?{Flared line}{Aren't these fish so nice and tasty?} {Was it intentionally wrote down as fresh instead of fish?}

You said it!

They're biting you, you know!

I'll just drink it all at once!

That's not the problem here!

I had a feeling you wouldn't fall for a meager trap like this.

Of course not!

But you really fell for it!

You're such a fun guy, Senior Don Patch!

Senior? I don't even know who you are! {Added even}

Of course you don't, because this is our first meeting. {Added Of course you don't}

How much rice does he have? {Flared line}{He's still got more rice?}

You son of a...

Name yourself! {Flared line}

Rice, King of Hajikelists

My name is Rice. I've taken the title

of "King of Hajikelists" that you refused, Don Patch.

King of Hajikelists?

What's that?

What's this King of Hajikelists thingy? {added thingy}

What? You don't even know? {added What?}

You really are a pleasant one!

I ain't eating your rice!

Bo

-bobo, why did you turn into bread?

Idiot! Why wouldn't I turn into bread?

How could I not turn into bread?

People aren't eating bread...

He got soggy!

People aren't eating bread as much as they're eating rice!

We bread are the leaders!

We can't afford to let rice be so popular over bread! {Added afford to over bread}

What's with you? What are you talking about?

Let's decide now which should be the staple dish: bread or rice!

Fine then...

Hold it!

Candidate Tokoro Tennosuke

Let's include Tokoroten in this battle for the staple dish!

Don't do it! You're not gonna win! {added Don't do it}

Now ladies and gentlemen, should the staple dish be rice, bread, or tokoroten? {added ladies and gentlemen}

Staple Food King Showdown

Who will be No.

Staple Food King

Rice

Bread

Tokoroten

All those in the audience, please press your button to vote!

Staple Food King Showdown

Who will be No.

Zeronero\b\fsStaple Food King

Rice

Bread

Tokoroten

Here's the results! Rice has votes, bread has votes,

and tokoroten has votes!

Rice is the winner! It's rice! {Added It's rice!}

Dammit! I would've won if the poll was limited to breakfast...

There were two!

There were two people who wanted tokoroten!

We thought it would be pathetic if you had no votes. {added no}

Cheer up.

You guys...

You guys...

You guys!

Good! Then you better eat the tokoroten! You better! {Added Good! and the}

Eat it for every meal! You better!

So this is what I get for showing sympathy...

{What's Tokoroten saying here?}

Well, whatever.

I'm only interested in fighting Don Patch. {Added I'm only interested in fighting}

You guys on the other hand, I couldn't care less about. So would you mind going home?

You're getting on my nerves!

We can't leave without Don Patch!

Anyone who would go home now is not a man.

You guys...

Are you scared? Are you scared?

But... But... He has a short temper!

Here's Mr. Don Patch! Now no need to be afraid of him!{Don't be afraid now!}

Why?

Fair enough. Since you're all so eager, I'll take you all out.{Fine then. Seems you want me to take you all out.}

I won't let you do as you please!

To protect the powers of love and smooth skin...

The kinda tomboyish fresh girls...

The magical vitamin warriors...

The Gastric Juice Girls have arrived!!!

{The Gastric Juice Girls have arrived!!!}

With a kiss that tastes like the scent of lemon... Lemon Princess!

With the sweet moment of love... Strawberry Princess!

The savory Melonette.

Take this! Lemon Prism!

Fools...

Strawberry Strike!

In the language of flowers, a strawberry means "retirement on marriage"! {Or retirement?}

Dammit!

I wanted to be grapes...

I'm so spineless!

I'm so spineless!

I'm so spineless!

Why can I never voice my opinion?

Melonette!

Strawberry Princess!

Melonette!

Quit bitching!!!! {HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA XD}{LOL can we swap whining with bitching XD}

How dare all three of you to beat me down! {Flared line}

You won't get away with this!

Can you let us off with this?

Like hell I will! {added hell}

You're all...

You're all...

You're all...

W

-What's that?

It's a giant bowl of rice!

You're all gonna get mixed in the rice!

After this break...

Is the super

-fun...

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Take this!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!!

{Take this! Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!!}

{Take this! Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!!}

Here it comes! {Flared line}

Run away!

Running won't do you any good.

Don Patch!

Whaddya want?

I'll never forget you!

Help me!

What?

The rice is eating me! The rice is eating me!

Now's the time for...

those piranhas!

{those piranhas!}

Nice work, Patchzaemon!

{Nice work, Patchzaemon!}

If we put the piranhas in, they'll make the rice tastier!

This is pretty great!

Now I can chow down! {Shortened line}

This is the good stuff!

More! More! More! More!

We're safe and sound! {added and sound}

Beauty!

The piranhas are eating us!

What's going on? I can't move!

It's no use! It's too hard!

Beauty!

That's one down.

I can't free myself!

Why you b*stard...

Beauty!

Once she enters the rice bowl, she can't get out until I stop the technique.

And if she stays in that rice bowl for over an hour...

No! I can't get out!

What'll happen?

{optional line}

She'll be terminated just like the captain was...

by turning into a panda!

But he hasn't been terminated! And he doesn't even look like he's troubled!

No! I'm not dried sprinklings! Don't eat me!

She'll turn into an ugly panda!

Son of a b*tch...

Then I want everyone to come at me!{Come at me all at once!}

And I'll promise to defeat you all! {Added ll promise to}

Sure! We'll come all at once!

They're charging at me in a paper clip! {Added charging at me}

Idiots!

Eat this!

Run!

I'm the one who got hurt!

Let me go!

Fist of Rice

{Fist of Rice}

Help me!

OK, great! Just let go! {added OK, great}

{sign}

{sign}

Secret Technique:

Rice Strike!!

{Rice Strike!!}

sh*t, I missed...

So you singled me out...

Are you that afraid that I'll take the spot of the staple dish!?

I don't think so.

You moron!

You're full of holes!

I'll show you how different my power is from yours!

Ricesplosion!!! {Power Geezer

-Terry Bogard}

Right in the face! The fight's over now!

Oh really, now?

My name is Ri

-cerebrum! {if you can think of a better pun on rice, by all means}{You mean like "rice head" or Rice Ball Man"?}

Ri

-cerebrum?

Everyone's

Ricerebrum

Adobe Gothic Std B\bEpisode The Sharing Heart

It's time to start!

What's wrong, children?

Why are you crying? {Added is it that you're}

I'm hungry!

I want to eat rice!

I see.

The End

See you next time! {HAHAHAHAHHAHA XD}

It's already over? {I f*cking laughed too hard here XD}

Give them some rice then!

Why me!?

Now release Beauty from the rice!

Too bad for you. Because once that technique's been used... {Added Because o}

there's no way to undo it!

GA

SP

GASP

What did you say!?

What kind of acting is that?

I can't budge! {Added budge}

Beauty!

We're coming to save you!

That girl has another minutes before she turns into a panda!

What!?

BBBeauty

Panda

Narrator

-That's not what a panda looks like! {Flared line}

Bo

-bobo, we can't let him deceive us.

Remember that the rice is part of his technique. {Added Remember that the }

If we defeat him, the rice will be gone!

You're the smart one, aren't you? {added the smart one}

But that's assuming can defeat me, which you can't!{But there's no way you can defeat me!}

Let's test that, shall we? {Flared line}

Get him now! Don't worry about me!

Let me go, goddammit!

Good job, Tennosuke!

We'll take care of the rest! {Flared line}

They really don't care about what happens to Tennosuke!

Tennosuke!

There's still a survivor!

Tennosuke!

Are you alright?

Have this as a keepsake from me...

Narrator

-It's the "Nu" handkerchief!

So this is how it ends...

Right, then! Let's end this!

Yeah!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Rice Tsunami!

Followed by...

Then with a...

Bo

-bobo!

Don Patch! Tennosuke!

What's with them? They're way into their Hajike!

I've never taken this much damage before...

This guy's especially dangerous! He's no pushover!

To think that such a man exists...

They're back!

It hurts!

I'm feeling pain all over!

You're safe!

Rice!

I don't care how many injuries I take!

But...

I'll never forgive anyone who hurts my friends!

Bo

-bobo!

Shut the hell up!

You're all gonna get mixed in the rice!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Tokoroten Guard!!!

{Tokoroten Guard!!!}

That was a close one... {Added a close one}

Narrator

-You fool! Look behind you! {Added You f}

Don Patch Guard!!!

{Don Patch Guard!!!}

You b*stard! Now you've really done it!

Survival of the Fittest!

I've managed to survive somehow!

Friends are everything!

{Friends are everything!}

He

-He's amazingly persuasive!

Narrator

-Wait, how?

Rice!

Do you really call yourself the King of Hajikelists? {added Do you really call yourself}

You're hardly Hajike

-ing at all!

Of course I haven't, that's because I've yet to even begin Hajike

-ing.

It's still only snacktime.

But it's getting close to dinner time! That's when my Hajike peaks! {Added getting close to}

Allow me to show you the greatest dinner show ever!

What did you say?

Just how much is he gonna hajike when it's dinner time?

Narrator

-Was Rice's Hajike up until now...

Narrator

-only snacktime

-level?

Narrator

-If snacktime was that great...

Narrator

-how great will dinner be?

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo is facing...


When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us



Narrator

-his greatest foe yet!

If this keeps up, I'll totally turn into a panda!

Don't worry! I'll defeat Rice for sure!

Leave the Hajike showdown to me! I'll put him to shame!

You two are so dependable!

Hey! I'm the king!

No, I am!

Wanna fight, b*stard?

Now's not the time to be fighting!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Bo

-bobo

Rice's


-minute Cooking!


-minute Cooking!

Ma'am,

how do you like tonight's menu?

Who will take the seat of King?

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, all your plans will go without a hitch if you eat sweet

-and

-sour pork!

If you tied or lost, be sure you enjoy your meals!