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01x26 - Dengaku Man, Pixi or Pitbull: He'll Love You or Hate You!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x26 - Dengaku Man, Pixi or Pitbull: He'll Love You or Hate You!

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{sign}

{sign}

RedStateBlueState A new hero is born!!

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo

{Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo}

Double Twin

{Double Twin}

MK

II

{MK

-II}

{Second!}

Second!

Narrator

-The rebirth of Bo

-bobo... {Added rebirth}

Oden!

Loyalty

Narrator

-met a father who was the President of the Eating Oden in Midsummer Society... {Net a father? as in netted a father?}

Was he really?

Narrator

-And they both combined. {Added both}

Assembled!

Battle Armor of Loyalty: Chaos of Oden!

{optional sign}

Narrator

-However...

One egg won't be enough to fill anyone! {Flared line}

Bo

-bobo?

{sign}

Put that in the Oden. {oden or Oden?}

Is that why he laid it?

Hair Hunters Z

-Block Deputy Captain Kibahage has arrived.

Hair Hunters Z

-Block Deputy Captain Kibahage

It's an enemy!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Hell Shrike Drop!

{Hell Shrike Drop}

Narrator

-And finally...


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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

Narrator

-Z

-Block's secret lethal weapon, Dengakuman, has made it into the arena! {Flared line}

Our yet again!

strongest

Dengakuman!!
How many friends can we make?

Service!

Let's give them dengaku, nah

-la!

But before that...

We k*ll 'em! {please split}

Service over.

What's that!?

No clue...

I

-I want friends...

Right then, without further ado, as you all know, it's me again, Dengakuman!

This time, I entered in from some yam paste... {added in}

So you see, I'm a bit nervous, but...

I got something to say to ya, so listen up! {Added so listen up}

Honey

Let's all eat honey together! {Added Let's all eat the }

Let's eat, oink! Let's eat, oink! {They say bu but not sure if it's worth adding it here?}

Let's eat, oink! Let's eat, oink!

Let's eat the yam paste too!

The yam paste, too!

Then let's mix them both and eat up! {Re

-worded line}

OK.

The yam paste and honey made a little love...

The yam paste and honey made a little love...

The yam paste and honey made a little love...

Kids, please don't try this at home. {Added please}

Hey, we get the point, so just start fighting already.

You fool! The fight's already started!

Just take a good look at your bodies! {Added take a good and at your bodies}

O

-Our what!?

Nothing's happened to us!

Right. You've both got completely healthy bodies.

And you should thank your parents. {Added And y}

I just wanted to tell you that.

Father!

Mother!

Your teacher's so happy you understand!

Well then...

Let's all sing along! {please split}

{sign}

Ahh, Papan, Maman!

{sign}

Yai!

{sign}

Ahh, we're so thankful!

{sign}

Hai!

{sign}

You've loved us

{sign}

with all you have...

{sign}

Thank You!!

What the hell do you think you're doing!? {So wanted to put "The f*ck's wrong with you!?" so badly}

Hekkun, that was a very fine move! {Added that was a}{Made sentence clearer}

I'll start with you then, spiky boy! {Added spiky boy}

What?!

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie... You meanie...

You meanie... You

-

You meanie... You

-

That will be enough for today. {Added will be}

I feel like I've seen that somewhere before!{Where? Which episode?}

Fooled you, didn't I...?

Here I go!

This always happens to me!

Always!?

Got ya! {Added Fooled ya}

I fooled you! I fooled you!

I fooled you! I fooled you!

I fooled you! I fooled you!

I fooled you! I fooled you!

You stupid idiot! Now's my chance to finish you off! {Added You stupid idiot! Now's my chance to}

Oh no! What should I do?

Owie! Owie!

What should I... What should I...

These guys...

are useless at everything!{They're so useless!}

This battle's way to high

-level for me!{What a high

-level battle!}

Hey, I've been wondering about this for a while, but...{please split}

Do you really mean it when you say that? {please split}

I gotta quickly find something to attack them with... I gotta find something... {Added quickly}

Hurry! Gotta hurry! I gotta find something!

No way... What type of purse is that? It's really cute!

What is this? Let me see! Can I see this purse, please?

Give me back my purse! Give it back! Belongs to me!

Don't bullshit me!{Stop fooling around!}

My Dengakuman purse! Dammit!

What is this?

Dammit! Dammit!

{sign}

"Dengakuman's Secret Notebook?"

If we read this we may learn about his weaknesses! {Added about}

{LOL, how did I miss this face? XD}

Cutie Patootie Skinny

He's practicing his signature!?

Man, I'm feeling way too sweaty after that fight. {Added after that fight} {ADded way too}

Shall we go take a bath? {Made it into a question}

Sure thing!

Hey! We're nowhere near finishing this yet!{Hey! We haven't finished fighting yet!}

Baths

Two tickets, please.

That'll be ,, yen.

Talk about expensive. {Added Talk about }

Well, here you go...

That's the right change. Thanks for visiting us. {Added And with the right change}

Hey, stop this screwing around! Just fight me already!

Hey, you listening to me up there? {Added up there}

Well, let's head in.

Yay!

It's a really tall bath!

Wash yourself off well, okay?

Yep.

...I get it. This isn't a bath. It's a waterfall.

Narrator

-All three of them were complete idiots.

Now it comes to this, I'll show you my true power!

What!?

I've lost. Forgive me.

I surrender!

{sign}

Don't give up until it's over!

He's showing me such kindness! {Flared line}{What a kind person!}

Well then let's have a showdown with my specialty, the Flag

-Raising game! {Worth capitalizing on Flag

-Raising?}

Let's do the FLAG

-RAISING game! {capitalized words}

Yeah!

Raise the RED flag! {Changed font colour here}

Goddammit!

My left leg!

I broke a bone! {Flared line}

Okay now, raise the WHITE flag!

Dammit, I wanna win! {Added I wanna win}

Ow! Now both of my legs are in deep pain!

But left leg still in pain! {Flared line}

Good night, mama.

He fell asleep!

Now's not the time to be sleeping. {Added to be sleeping}

No.

It's past your bedtime.

It's past your bedtime.

Who's that supposed to be!?

Good night, boy.

These are really nice blankets. I can sleep so peacefully...

It's too heavy!

I can't be complaining about the little things. {added the little things}

Because today is...

A beautiful day!

Hey, if you're gonna be like that, at least rain some arrows!

Okay! Gladly!

See? This happened to your mother because of you guys! {Is he saying mother nature here?}

And you can't even apologize to me!? {Added And yet y}

But then... You won't be able to do anything when you go into the world...

Just like mommy!

I'm sorry, mother!

I'm sorry, mother!

Wha

-t are you talking abo

-ut?

A lu

-xury cruise aro

-und the world fo

-r da

-ys...

Lunch included!

A special deal!

Is he a...

a Hajikelist!?


Watch out for him, Bo

-bobo! We've got ourselves a Hajikelist! {added We've got ourselves} {Added for him}

What!?

That's right! Have a taste of my Hajike! {Added Have a taste of}

I'm so hungry.

Dumplings

Dumplings?



Cold

I guess I'll try one.

Thy Lady Dumpling hath arrived! {Can I change it to Lord Dumpling like this?}

I

-I'm Dumpling.

I wish I could've eaten you... Dumpling...

Well? Did you enjoy my Hajike? {Added Did you enjoy}

That went right to my heart... Dumpling...

Don Patch!

That's real low!

Dumplings are not allowed! {Added are not allowed}

You're asking for it.

I'll show you my Hajike!

Satomi...

You've been pretty cold to me lately. {Addeed to me}

Satomi Ramen

You were a lot hotter when we first met!

Let's go back to the way things were, Satomi!

Why won't you say anything to me?

I'll eat your roast pork!

I got to control myself. Violence won't solve anything. {Flared line}

Satomi...

Let's go back to where we met.

Let's remember how I felt back then. {Added Let's}

{optional "too bright" sign}

Welcome!

We're here, Satomi. This is where we met.

{Miso Ramen} {Udon} {Mayonnaise Yakisoba}

This is just like old times, right, Satomi? You really were a hard woman back then.

Don't get so mad. You really were.

Kiyomi Tonkotsu

-flavored

Kiyomi!

What are you doing here?

N

-No! It's not that I'm cheating on you! {Added It's not that I'm }

There's a reason for... {please split}

There is a reason for all things.

{sign}

{sign}

Therefore there will be w*r. Learn this well.

{sign}

{sign}

{sign}

By Nin Patch.

{sign}

He was a ninja?

That really got to me. What amazing Hajike...

But now it's my turn to show you. {It's my turn now.} {Flared line}

Bo

-bobo Burger

You're kidding! That's so...

{sign}

Trespassers will be prosecuted.

Dammit! That was Heppokomaru's weak point!

In that case...

We'll go with a double Hajike!

Let's go, you stupid dog! {please split}

Table Manners Golf

You spilled two drops. Disqualified!

Man, these rules are so strict...

in Table Manners Golf... {please split}

I don't get it!!!

Then don't do it.

I can't... There's no way I'm gonna die just yet!

Not until... I can look my brothers in the eye...

Ten years ago, I was born...

as the runt of seven brothers.

You're supposed to be a dog!? {Added supposed to be }

I am, woof.

It's a little late to add "woof" to everything you say!

And you're walking on two legs! How are you a dog!?

It's because I look like this... {Flared line}

that my brothers always bullied me.

Are you meant to be a dog? {Added meant to be a}

Are you really our brother?

I wasn't loved by my family... I couldn't make any friends...

It's all because I wasn't dog

-like enough!

I decided to act more like a dog.

So I did that...

by taking up tennis.

How does playing tennis make you a dog!?{Flared line}{That's another crazy idea!}

No one's gonna play you in tennis!

You'll be alone for the rest of your life!

I just wanted friends!

I just wanted friends so I could look my brothers in the eye!

Captain Dengakuman...

Captain Dengakuman...

Captain Dengakuman!

Captain Dengakuman!

Captain Dengakuman!

Captain Dengakuman!

Take a look! You have friends all around you! {Added Take a l}

All the Z

-Block Troopers are your friends!

Dengakuman, go home!

That's right, go home! {Added That's right}

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

This kid's got nothing...

Go home!

Go home!

Go home!

Shut up! Will everyone just pipe it down already!? {Flared line}

That's nice of you, Don Patch!

You're gonna wake the baby! {Added All your shouting's gonna}

C

-Cheer up, little guy! You'll make some friends for sure! {Added little guy}

Like I said, it'll be fine.

This one's pretty strong. {Added This one's}

After this break...

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Shall I introduce you to some new friends?

Huh? Really?

{sign}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo's "Let's Make Friends!"

For our first guest... {Added For o}

we have Mr. Yamashita from Osaka! {please split} {Added We have}

Come right in!

Mr. Yamashita

Mr. Yamashita is first and foremost, a carpenter foreman. {Added first and foremost}

Gross! {Flared line}

Now come over and become friends! {added Now c and become}

W

-Will you be my friend?

I want to raise... I want to raise beetle eggs...

He's scary!

What's wrong with him? He's so scary! Don't you have anyone normal?

Someone plain and quiet?

What a picky guy...

Well... How about this guy?

Well... How about this guy?

He looks normal this time!

Except he looks like a lion! {Added Except h}

My name's Wolf Gorou.

RaudeWolf Gorou.

And I like to collect toilet paper tubes.

Go back to your cage!

And now for the last guest!

I beg you! Make this one a normal guy! {added this one a }

Come in!

Eirik Raude\fsMr. Rubber Band!

It's Mr. Rubber Band!

He's normal!

You're stupid, aren't you?

And now we'd like to introduce the ladies team!

Lady Raisin

Little Girl

And now it's free talk time!

Nice to meet you, I'm Patchmi.

Nice to meet you. I'm Yamashita.

And now, I, Bo

-bobo, will play the background music. {Worth changing BGM to background music?}

Um... I'm Captain Dengakuman of Hair Hunters Z

-Block Base... {check timing}

Asia! {check timing}

Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia! {check timing}

Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia! {check timing}

Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia! {check timing}

Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia! {check timing}

Asia!

Shut up! {please split}

Apologies.

Let's all go for a drive!

Sure.

Let's go, let's go!

C

-Can I come too?

No! No! And double no!

No! No! And double no!

No! No! And double no!

Let's quickly go. {Added quickly }

Don't you get it? You're just a dog.

That's right... I'm a dog... I'm so pathetic...

And cute, nah

-la!

Okay! Now it's game time!

We'll play a balloon

-bursting game! Everyone get into pairs quickly! {Added get into pairs quickly}

Want to pair up together?

Sure. {added line}

Let's do our best!

OK.

{SIGN}

Um...

Will you be my partner?

I'm not the fan of these vulgar games... {Flared line}

Pretty please? {Added Pretty p}

The rules are simple.

The people with the balloons have to run around.

While the other people have to burst the other teams' balloons.

Ready...

Go!

Time to burst it! {Added Time to }

Already after me!? {Flared line}

Raisin! {please time}

Nod bad, tough girl. {Flared line}

But all you've managed to do is push me over the edge! {Flared line}

May I suggest you look down? {Flared line}

Why?! {Flared line}

The raisins made some kind of pattern...

You're standing on the Raisin Mandala. {added You're standing on}

punch it Raisin Mandala

Once you step in, it's all over. You can no longer move on your own will.

It all ends now.

Raisin!

Raisin!

Raisin!

Raisin!

Raisin!

Raisins summon the raisins! Raisins are for raisins!

She's too scary!

And so, Team Dengakuman won.

I can't accept that! Let's have a rematch!

Stop this at once! {Added this at once}

Who said that?

Mr. Rubber Band!

Every one of us here are all equally small...

when compared to the universe.

Also, don't you understand that all this fighting...

is meaningless?

Now that we've gotten everyone pumped up, it's confession time!

Once you found someone you like in the group, all you have to do, is go up to them and confess! {Flared line}

Can I finally make some friends? {Added finally }

Beauty! Come with me!

And Mr. Yamashita has confessed to Beauty!

Let's collect beetle eggs!

Let's watch them come out of their pupae!

Let's feed them cucumbers every day!

I hate bugs.

That's too bad, Mr. Yamashita. {added That's t}

Oh, look! We have the first couple already!

It's Wolf Gorou and Little Girl! Congratulations!

And now those two will move in to their love nest!

Please go forth with your love!

Stop showing off, you two! {LOL}

But you're the one that suggested it!

Um... So do you want to be friends with me? {Flared line}

Please?

You will? You will?

The Raisins

We don't want to be your friend.

Dengakuman...

He's become a sports fan!

Go Japan!

Japan!

Japan!

I couldn't make any friends again...

I'll never make any friends...

You can't let yourself think that!

I'll be your friend.

Thank you...

I've always wanted friends...

Not just so I can look my brothers in the eye...

But I was really just lonely for so long... {Added for so long}

Thank you... Thank...

He annihilated himself! {added himself}

What an amazing hajike!

I won't accept you!

Even if Beauty and Don Patch accept you...

there's no way would I ever accept you! {Added No way would I ever}

Why not, Bo

-bobo? Explain yourself!

Of course. I'll explain why I said that.

Dengakuman, from what I saw before...

You just fawned on people and kept saying "I want friends". {Added kept saying}

But is it wrong to ask someone to be their friend? {Is it wrong to want friends?}

Listen up, Dengakuman. A friendship only in name is meaningless.

Let us clash our opinions together!

Let us have a heart

-to

-heart competition! {Flared line}

If you can do that, only then will you be my friend.

Heart

-to

-heart competition?

Now, let us have

a one

-on

-one clash of hearts!

Come attack me with your burning passion!

This is pretty much a hajike duel, isn't it?

Yeah. It's a serious one, though.

I want to have friends!!! {Flared line}

This is my hajike, Bo

-bobo!

I want to have... {Flared line}

friends!!!

{Power of Friendship!!}

Power of Friendship!!

Dengakuman.

Your hajike was as good as mine.

It was good, but you lost because you were alone.

There's no way you could win against the power of friendship.

Power of friendship?

Until we meet again, think upon the meaning of friendship.

But...

isn't six

-on

-one, a little unfair?{HAHAHAHA, Awwwww}

He's talking like a high school girl! {I don't get why Beauty snapped back here.}

Alright, let's go home.

I guess I was more anxious than I needed to be.

Narrator

-And so, Z

-Block base...

Narrator

-The strongest base of them all, was destroyed.

Narrator

-In their grueling battle...

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo's team has proved their friendship. {Added has }

Narrator

-However...

Damn you, Bo

-bobo! This is unacceptable!

I won't forget this!





When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us



Stay tuned next time, nah

-la!

{sign?}

Hajike Block Base?

It's a legendary base filled only with Hajikelists.

That's actually really scary...

Alright, let's go!

Don Patch and I can win this alone!

Wait, what about me?

You can't.

Yeah, honestly, you really can't.

You think so, too, Beauty?

Mr. Don Patch, I'll come with you!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

punch it

raising!

The Legendary Hajike Base!!

Wipe your tears with the

"Nu"

Handkerchief...

kerchief...

I'm going in first!

Don't push yourself, Hekkun!



Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, take a nice warm bath and you'll stay healthy! {combine these lines}

If you tied or lost, be careful of the shower temperature!