01x02 - Let's Get Wiggy with It

[bunniefuu]

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-Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo, a defender of peace and the freedom of hair

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-is perhaps one of the greatest heroes of the century!

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-I mean, I think he's a hero.

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-No, no, he's rather hero

-like.

Can't you give him a break!?

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-Well, leaving that aside...

Wobble

You're leaving it!?

Sparkling!

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-In what can only be deemed as a twist of fate

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-Bo

-bobo and the mysterious Beauty begin their journey!

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-Pickle will be never seen again.

Pickle

REJECTED

Don Patch

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo

Lil' Patch Army

He's not hajikeing at all.

Hang on, Boss!

Wig g*ng! Why can't you leave us alone!?

Hajike g*ng's Junior Boss

Beauty

Wig g*ng?

It's written as "Tears of the Hair"

But you read it "Sentimental".

But you read it "Sentimental".

Canine Party

For a new Japan Vote Pooch

Corruption upon corruption.

What has Japan come to?

But that's why you're here,

to change things like that.

Yeah, that's right.

The results of the election are in!

Pooch: zero votes

Sucks to be you!

So, how big was the margin?

We lost with zero votes!

Impossible!

But I've been thinking so much about Japan!

Why? Why? Why?

Because you're a dog...

Because you're a dog...

Maybe because you're a dog.

That was live at the electoral headquarters of the Canine Party

You won't hunt our hair! You won't hunt it!

You won't hunt it!

Okay! You did rather well.

I was kinda nervous.

Are you gonna keep ignoring him?

Soda! Give him soda!

Boss! Boss! Hang on, Boss!

Pierre! Pierre!

What was that?

And who's this 'Pierre'?

Give him some more!

Don Patch!

Boss!

Wait! My hat!

My precious hat my mommy gave me!

You're all so mean to hide it!

Boss! Boss!



- Wig g*ng!

- Boss!

You're being really rude, you know that?

I'm not one of these Wigs.

What!? Then who are you!?

You mean you can't tell just by looking?

That's why he's stuck here...

Not at all!



- Boss!

- Boss! Come back!

Boss, you're not a hat!

What!? You mean I'm not a hat!?

Note: In Japanese, the sound a "higurashi," a species of cicada, makes is "tsuku

-boushi." "Boushi" is also the word for hat.

Chirp, hat...

He's not a hat...

He's not a hat...

Chirp, hat...

Man, you sure are something. You really had me thinking

I was actually your hat. You're a high level hajikelist.

Interesting! I challenge you to a Hajike Duel!



-Sure, if you wanna.

- Yeah!

In that case, let's duel with the expert rules!

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-The Expert Rules:

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-A special set of rules for high

-level Hajikelists.

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-The rules are to go crazy using a common theme.

Boss's definitely gonna Hajike!

It's over for this guy!

The theme will be...

The theme...



-Christmas!

-Wrong season!

Risumi

Risuo



- Farewell, Risuo.

-Don't leave me, Risumi!

My hat fell off...

He wasn't a hat!

Okay, let's begin!

Don Patch Theater

~A Sentimental Eve~

Don Patch Theater A Sentimental Eve.

Get your fish sticks here!

Nice, hot, fish sticks!

Patch the Fish Stick Vendor.

Get your fish sticks here!

How bizarre, it's Christmas...

Yet no one's bought any.

It's cold... freezing.

But I can't go back home 'til I've sold all of them. What can I do?

Hurry up! Come on, the party's gonna start!

Okay, we should get there on time.

Ladies and gents, welcome..

Ah, it's starting!

...to the fish stick party.

Fish Sticks!?

Hey guys! Let's eat some fish sticks!

Silence

Hey! Hey!

Eat my fishsticks!

Give it up.



- What's wrong with him?

- I don't wanna!

What the hell are you doing!?

It's my business! It's my family business!

So please buy some fish sticks!

Buy them... then eat them!

Fish sticks!

Fish sticks!

The End

So, what do you think of my hajike?

Bravo, Boss!

Fish sticks! Fish Sticks! Fish sticks!



- A beautiful story...

- How?

What

-? Where

-?

So, do you admit defeat?

Never. Let me show you how to really Hajike.

What?

Three years ago in Nagoya, on Christmas Eve.

Note: Beauty is referring to kishimen, a type of noodle from Nagoya.

Is this gonna be about noodles?

Bo

-bobo Theater:

A miracle of youth and love

A miracle of youth and love

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-Bo

-bobo Theater: A miracle of youth and love.

Filmed in Hokkaido

Yagi Residence

Quiz:

Fill in the blanks!

Question:

If I answer this question right,

I get a year's supply of Kimchi!

Yes, capsaicin!

Pearls before swine, g______ to cats.

"Pearls before swine, g____ to cats."

I've got it!

Note: This is a japanese proverb. The answer was "koban", or "gold", but Bo

-bobo wrote "konbanwa", or "good evening".

"Good evening to cats!"

That Kimchi is all mine!

Ah... I want a girlfriend...

The End

That's sad! That is way too sad!

No, I can't believe it! That shouldn't happen on Christmas!

But he answered wrong! By a long shot!

Say it isn't true!

I wish I could tell you it isn't true!

But it's true!

So very true!

I can't win...

Boss!

Hang on, Boss!

Don Patch!

For you to reveal such a sad past, you're quite the Hajikelist.

In that case, I'll give it all I've got!

Boss's so determined!

We're gonna see Boss's true Hajikeing!

Purukogi... Purukogi...

Purukogi

{Purukogi

Purukogi

{Purukogi

{Purukogi

{Purukogi

Purukogi

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

Why purukogi ...

What the hell?

That's the extent of your Hajike? I'm not impressed.

Transform!

Faktosas

-Slanted Shuriken

Shuriken!

He's lost it!

Screw the Hajike Duel! I'm gonna k*ll you!

Sure

-k*lling!

Don Patch Shuriken Attack!

Cry! Cry! Burst into tears!

Weird... Bo

-bobo ought to be dodging the attack!

How bizarre! It's not supposed to...

That's why I told you you weren't ready to pilot Bo

-bobo yet!

Shut up! I can do this just fine!

Where's the finishing move?

Doesn't he have a finishing move?

That's it!

Finishing Move: Docking ♪

Docking!

Ah? What's that?

Come to me, Aircraft #!

Aircraft #!

Aircraft #!

Aircraft #!

Formation...

Assemble!

Assembling complete.

How is this an assembly!?

That combo is so not fair, oink!

What happened to parts and ?

Naw, that combo's cool.

This technique...

Let me play too!

Wait a minute!

Boss...

It's gonna end like that?

So... who's that Wig g*ng you were talking about?

They're villains that t*rture the people of Hajike Village with the Hair Hunt.

But that means...

Bo

-bobo, this village has been attacked by the Hair Hunters too!

Let me go! Let me go!

What a nice head of hair!

Boss! It's Wig g*ng!

It's H

-block's Deputy Captain!

H

-Block Deputy Captain: Tarashi

It's H

-Block's Tarashi!

What?

You picked the wrong day to mess with me!

Bo

-bobo, save me! Bo

-bobo!

He ignored me

-

-!

I blossomed!

Note: This is a pun on saying "He left."

Oh, you've finally blossomed!



-He blossomed!

-He blossomed!



-He blossomed!

-He blossomed!

Curses! No one ignores me and gets away with it!

This means w*r!

We're gonna break into their base and kick their asses right? Let's do this!

No, I must do this alone.

Why!?

Because you guys are weak.

Weak...

Dammit!

In that case, I'll go with you.

He blossomed even more!

The Wig g*ng is part of the Hair Hunters.

That's a good enough reason for me to beat the crap out of them.

This man and I share the same fate. In that case...

His fate is to... become my ally.

Okay! Follow me!

Floral attack!

Floral attack!

Floral attack!

He's good!

The two greatest Hajikelists teaming up together...

Hair Hunter Brigade H

-Block Base (Wig g*ng)

So, how 'bout that winter uniform?

I know, right? With those cute little white boots...

What's that noise?

English Class

Office lady.

What is that?

I am office layayaya

-dy.

Oh, good. Now, let's move on to lesson two.

If I don't learn English, I'll never get a good job.

What a bad day!

Ah, it's coming this way!

Reinforce our defenses!

Hanage Shinken Ougi!

Patchmi, wanna go to karaoke?

Yeah, let's go!!

Why do you guys wear wigs?

H

-Block is very fashion

-conscious.

So we get special authorization to wear wigs.

So that's why they call you the "Wig g*ng."

As you can see, we get tons of love letters.

Give me love letters!

Give me love letters!

Give me love letters!

Give me love letters!

Love letter! Gimme gimme gimme!!!

What have you done with Beauty?

Hell if we know!

We'll k*ll you!

Sure

-k*lling...

Faktosas

-Slanted Porcupine Blowfish!!!!

A'ight, good distraction!

We're gonna Hajike our asses off!

These guys are strong... Too strong...

Well, well, well, look who it is.

H

-Block Captain: Maitel

What business do you have here?

So you're the g*ng leader?

What the hell!?

Have you heard of Medusa?

The Greek monster who could turn you to stone with a single glance.

What? Don't tell me

-

-

That's right!

I have the eyes of the Medusa!

Stop it!

I'm turning to stone!

You too!

Stop it!



- I'm turning into a carrot!

- What!?

Weren't you just a carrot!?

Eh


-!?

*Stare*

No, I turned into a cabbage!

Why couldn't I be lettuce!?

Don't screw with me!

I'll k*ll you!

Hey, I'm still changing!

Slow down, the beach isn't going anywhere.

And don't you try to catch me,

Or else I'll run away!

I turned back into a carrot!

How the hell did you turn into a carrot!?

No good. I can't beat him as a cabbage.

What are you doing?

Amateur Ballad Night

Welcome to Amateur Ballad Night.

Please welcome our first singer, Mr. Don Patch!

Hajike Highway Blizzard of Love

singing, "Hajike Highway Blizzard of Love."

Nonsense... it's useless!

Go ahead!

♪ Hajike... highway... ♫

♪ Hajike... highway... ♫

What!?

You piece of crap, how dare you turn me to stone!

I'll kick your a*s!

Impossible! How did my attack not work?

Don Patch, catch!

Okay! This.. this is...

Oh, I see what you're saying. Here we go!

Falalel! Palalel! Magical power!

And miraculous power!

With the power of magic and miracles

-

-

Disperse the Evil Spirits!

Disperse the Evil Spirits!

That has nothing to do with Magic and Miracles!

Of all the times!

Hello, Maitel speaking.

Ah, Kaori! What is it?

I got the cute girls for tonight!

Wait, that was today!?

Did you remember to bring hot guys?

There is no way. That party was today!?

And I was gonna hook up with Kaori, too... I can't find three hot guys...

You've got me.

Weren't you a cabbage?

Hey, hurry up, guys!

Don't keep a lady waiting!

You guys are definitely not coming!

And besides, I need four guys! We'd be short one person anyway!

Look over there.

All acounted for.

Tsuchinoko Bar

So you're sure these guys will be hot, right?

Of course!

What's all that noise?

Try!

Note: Try is a touchdown in Rugby.

Dumbasses! You're only supposed to use one shoulder!

Alright, good hustle!

Party! Party! I'll win Kaori's heart!

Oh, the bath's open.

Hey, get over here.

Just a moment, dear. I'm coming.

Here I go!

We're leaving!

I can't believe you!

No! Wait, Kaori!

This is all your fault!

Dammit!

Thanks for these past years, teacher

The students of Class A want to say we couldn't have made it this far without you.

It's thanks to you, teach, that we all succeeded.

Thank you so much!

Thanks so much!

Teacher!

Teacher? Me?

We all love you, teach!

You all...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:



-,)}The farewell party is at o'clock


-,)}at the Karaoke bar} !!

Farewell, teacher!

A Hair Hunter like you...

Has no right to teach innocent children!

Now where is Beauty?

Who's that?

Don't play dumb! That girl that Tarashi kidnapped!

His bad habit's kicked in again.

He's the kinda guy who loves to hunt the hair of young girls.

Right about now, he's probably

-

-

What beautiful hair.

Just perfect for my new wig!

I'm gonna hunt your hair...

...without hesitation!

What happened?

Who is he?

Who is this mysterious young man who saved Beauty in the nick of time?

I think he's kinda cool!

Happiness! Happiness! Happiness! Joy!

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong, you say? It's the Hajike Festival!

Can't you tell?

I can't tell. Sorry.

Hey, you should try a little Hajike some time, Beauty!

Like hell I will!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:



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-Old Duck Underwear!

Why is it years old?