02x18 - The Promised Crown Affair

[bunniefuu]

[all screaming]

-[thud]
-[all grunting]

Ugh! [chuckling]
W-What just happened?

We got Doom Domed!
Thanks to you, King Turkey!

We're all trapped!

Whoa, Izz, slow your roll!

You're here! Like, really here!

So let's go easy on
the power hungry dude

with the messed up
crown powers, okay?

I heard that! You should
listen to your friend!

And you should be
ashamed of yourself!

-Nah, I'd rather rule.
-[animals chittering]

What do I care if we're trapped?

These beasts serve
my every whim!

-I am a king!
-You don't get it, bro.

The witch won't let
you keep that crown.

Eh, we'll see about that.

I can be very persuasive.

Now who's gonna tell me

about the other
powerful artifacts

the Never Witch is after? Hmm?

[suspenseful music]

[magical crown warbling]

[magical beam zapping]

[Logan grunts]

I command you to
join my beast army!

-[magic shimmering]
-[Logan yells]

[growls]

-[Izzie squeals and giggles]
-[growls]

Logan? [gasps]

Your new form is so cute!

-It's panda-monium!
-[growls]

Hunt her down!

[snarling]

Nice, Panda-Logan.

-You don't wanna... [screams]
-[panda growling]

-Hunt her.
-[Izzie screaming]

Look at her run!
Let's go grab the crown!

Patience!

Plenty of time to see

if that annoying girl
survives the night.

[opening theme music playing]

[Mr. Oz] Izzie's gone! [groans]

Oh, am I glad you're here!

Logan isn't answering his phone,
Mateo's freaking out,

-and Mr. Oz, well...
-[Mr. Oz groans]

...uh, he's not helping.

Izzie's gone! [groaning]

What was I thinking?

I was such a jerk
to Izzie last night!

I'm her brother! I'm
supposed to take care of her!

Izzie's gone!

-Gah!
-Izzie's not gone!

She's just Doom Domed.
We're gonna get her back.

Why didn't I stop her from
coming through the rift?

Mateo, this is not your fault.

Izzie knew the risks!

We have to stay focused
on how to rescue her.

-Definitely!
-For sure!

-Yeah!
-[sighs] You're right.

-It's just...
-[phone chiming]

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

It's Jasmin texting about Dad's

surprise birthday party tonight!

[gasps] What do we
do about the party?

[Dr. Oz] Izzie's gone?

Dad will freak if
Izzie's not there!

Ugh! This is more
drama than the time

-Doom Blob, slimed Bogan.
-[crunching pickle]

I know what you're thinking
and it's a terrible idea!

-Izzie's gone!
-What am I missing?

We can use Dizzy as a stand-in.

What? I'm not
helping you freaks!

I can't pretend nothing's wrong!

Not when I should be
in the Dream World
getting Izzie back.

Mateo, listen to me!

We have to keep Izzie's
disappearance a secret!

You know that!
If anyone were to find out...

Remember when we got
sidelined in school

because of our nightmares?

What would happen if
a student went missing?

-Izzie's gone?
-[groans] Fine.

But I don't have to like
it any more than she does.

[Dr. Oz] Oh! Izzie's gone?

[animal army growling]

These busters won't
be able to track me

if I don't look like me!

-[magic shimmering]
-[dramatic music]

[Izzie pants, grunts]

[animal army chatters loudly]

Woo-hoo! My costume worked!

-Whoa!
-[panda growls, snarls]

Ah, yeah, I see now that
my logic was faulty.

Yo! Quit being such a
mind-controlled turkey!

[magic shimmers]

[magic shimmering]

[magic shimmers]

[grunts] Don't make me use this!

[panda roaring]

-Fine, you asked for it!
-[panda growls inquisitively]

Maybe this'll knock
some sense into you!

-[panda growling]
-[hammer smacks panda's head]

-[Izzie grunts]
-[panda snarling]

-Or not.
-[magic shimmering]

-Bunchu-Bunga!
-[magic shimmers]

-[panda growls]
-[kicks thud]

-[panda thuds]
-[Bunchu chitters]

-[Bunchu chittering]
-[Izzie giggles]

[roars]

[panda roaring]

Ah, it's nice to be out of
that smelly observatory.

But if you turkeys
want me to play along,

I need to know
what's in it for me?

-[gentle music]
-Mrs. Castillo does
have the best pickles.

I see what you're doing,
and it'll work.

Lead on, loser Doey.

-[gentle music]
-[fist thuds]

[turtle shell whirring]

Mija,is that you?

You look... different.

Yep. It's me,

irritating and annoying Izzie.

There's no way she
can pull this off!

Relax.
Dizzy will be fine.

I'll have a mahi-mahi
breakfast burrito
with extra pickles.

-Cobra style, like usual?
-Are you crazy?

I don't eat cobra!

Some of my best
friends are cobras!

[Dizzy grunts]

[Cooper laughing]

Oh, too funny, Izzie! [laughing]

Yeah, we'll have our
food to go. Mrs. C.

[laughing] "My best
friends are cobras."

Oh, Izzie.

[red pandas growling]

[screams] You'd be cute if you
weren't trying to k*ll me!

[magic shimmering]

-Chase this!
-[laser beam buzzing]

-[animals growling]
-[laser beam buzzes]

-[birds screeching]
-Yikes!

I bet these birds will
like something shiny!

-[magic shimmering]
-[Izzie grunts]

-[gems tinkling]
-[birds fluttering]

I can't dream craft
distractions forever...

-[panda growling]
-Huh?

But maybe just one more!

[magic shimmers]

[suspenseful music]

-[Izzie screaming]
-[giant insect chittering]

-[Izzie thuds]
-[magic shimmers]

[Izzie grunts]

[giant insect chitters
loudly and roars]

[birds sing]

-[insect chitters]
-[Izzie screams]

-[animal army growling]
-[suspenseful music]

It's okay. I got this!

As long as I've got
dream sand, I'll be okay.

-[magic shimmering]
-[giant insect chitters]

-[Izzie grunts]
-[lollipop thuds]

[panda roars]

-[animal army growls]
-[suspenseful music]

[griffin screeches]

-[panda growling]
-[Izzie screaming]

-[griffin screeching]
-[panda snarls]

[gasps]
Izzie! I'm so sorry!

Oh, man, I'm late for school!

Oh, like super late!

[suspenseful music]

-[locker slams shut]
-[ominous music]

-[student thuds]
-[bystanders exclaim]

[slurping]

Oops! Not sorry!

-[cup thuds]
-[ominous music]

Logan, have you seen Izzie

since we got booted
from the Beast Realm?

Is she okay?

Yeah. About that.

-What?
-Um. She is fine.

The last time I saw her...

[growls]

[Logan howling]

[growling]

Ah! Get away!

-[Cooper gasps]
-[suspenseful music]

[Logan growls]

Oh, it's, uh, a new
online challenge?

[Logan growling]

Get him away from me
or deal's off!

This must be some
weird by-product

of Logan getting Doom Domed.

[Logan growling]

You need to go back to sleep

and figure out whatever this is!

Otherwise, you're gonna
blow our cover with Dizzy!

Uh, not sure Logan's
in control anymore.

Was he ever?

[Ms. Putnam on video]
The piano was invented

-in Italy in the 1700s...
-[Logan growls]

-...although,
other keyed instr...
-[phone clicks]

[Logan snoring]

[sighs]

[snoring]

Teo, don't worry about Logan.

Coop and I can look after him

while you and Dizzy
get through the party.

[sighs] I just hope Izzie's
doing better than we are.

-Woo-hoo-hoo!
-[griffin screeches]

This rocks! I can see the
whole realm from up here!

-[thuds]
-[grunts]

We're gonna have to work
on that landing, lady.

[chuckles] Not that
I'm ungrateful, Zinnia!

-Hey, do you mind if
I call you Zinnia?
-[screeches]

Any-hoo. Thank you for
saving me. [chuckling]

I thought I was
toast back there!

Speaking of, all that running
around worked up my appetite.

-Do you have any food?
-[griffins squealing]

-[griffins shriek]
-[suspenseful music]

Oh, I'm... food.

Teo, grab the cake!

-[Mateo gasps]
-It's slipping!

Whew!
It took me forever to make.

I really hope your dad likes it.

Looks good, Jasmin.

Whoa, Izzie! You sure
dressed up for the party.

No, I didn't.

Oh, yeah. Right.

Just trying out an edgier look.

Middle-schoolers. Am I right?

-What's the boombox for?
-I thought it'd be fun

to surprise your dad
with a little karaoke.

What? I mean, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.

This is terrible!
Dad loves karaoke!

We'll be stuck here all night!

I need to get back to the
Dream World and save Izzie.

Well, the fastest way to do that

is to cancel the party.

Dizzy, you're a genius!

Wow! I've never gotten
a compliment before.

It... It feels...
good?

Uh, why exactly am I genius?

If we ruin the party,

Jasmin will have to cancel it!

Let me get this straight.

You want to ruin the party?

Yep! Go wild!

Be the evil Izzie
you were born to be.

-[griffins squeaking]
-Oh, yeah,

you don't wanna eat me!

There's not enough
of me to go around!

I barely even
qualify as a snack!

-Ugh! All out!
-[griffins chittering]

Mateo was right! I never
think things through!

"Mateo was right."
Did I seriously just say that?

-[baby shrieks and pecks]
-Hey! Stop that, Zinnia!

-Oww!
-[griffins pecking]

This is so unfair!

I just wanted to save
you from that turkey!

-[griffins chattering]
-[baby screeches]

Yeah! That's right!

You're gonna eat the one person

who has a shot at
stopping that jerk?

-[griffins chatter]
-[Izzie gasps]

-Wait. You understand me?
-[griffins screech softly]

[griffins chattering softly]

Yes! I always knew
I had a way with animals!

[baby squawks and screeches]

-Do I have a plan?
-[dramatic music]

No! But this time, I will!

[all] Surprise!

Whoa! [laughing]

You planned this?

Ah, I've always wanted
a surprise party!

Let "Operation
Party Foul" begin.

[liquid pouring]

-[punch sloshing]
-Enjoy.

-[guest slurps and spits]
-Ugh!

Pickle Punch?

Nice! What's next?

Mrs. Castillo's homemade
Sub-Atomic Hot Sauce!
Where'd you get that?

I swiped it this morning
when we were at her truck.

-Dang, Dizzy!
You really are bad!
-[sauce squelching]

Not my fault the Never Witch
made me this way.

[upbeat music]

Ahh! Aah!

Spicy! Hot! Hot!

[animal army chattering]

[dramatic music]

Hmm. How does one stop a guy
from mind-controlling you?

Reflective sunglasses? Stylish!

Glitter bombs? Sparkly!

Trapping the beast master
in a giant hamster ball?

Inspired!

Ugh!

I can't do anything!

-Ugh. This is impossible!
-[griffins purring]

How can we defeat King Turkey
when he has that crown?

Hmm...

Are we gonna rush in and
overpower that poser?

Shock him with
a full frontal attack?

Overwhelm him with brute force?

[griffins screech]

No! We are not!

[griffins chittering
and squeaking]

Are there other animals
that aren't mind-controlled?

-[griffins squeaking]
-Sweet!

We're gonna need their help!

-[upbeat music]
-[Izzie stomping]

[red pandas growling softly]

-[balloon pops]
-[guest spits punch]

-Ugh!
-[upbeat music]

-[Izzie spitting]
-[turtles spitting]

[upbeat music]

[guest groans]

[sticks clacking]

[birds chittering]

-[wings flapping]
-[birds chattering]

[wind rushing]

[upbeat music]

-[guest thuds]
-[Z-Blob munching]

-[insect chittering]
-[fire roaring]

[sizzling]

[griffin purrs]

[upbeat music]

-[Mateo retches]
-[Z-Blob splats on floor]

[upbeat music]

[guest retches]

[guests groaning and retching]

I can't believe I'm saying
this, but this is fun.

I just wish Izzie was here.

If your sister was here,

she'd say one thing,

"Broseph, that ice cream's
not gonna melt itself!

Like my girl Eleanor
Roosevelt once said,

"The future belongs to those

who believe in the
beauty of their dreams."

Well, I believe in a future

free of King
Turkey's oppression!

Where we get to make
our own decisions

and caw and hoot to
our heart's content!

[griffin griffins squeaking]

All right, friends!

Time to show who
has the real claws.

[griffins shrieking]

I just wanted to thank Jasmin
for this incredible party.

Now who's ready

for some karaoke?

-Yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

This is what I was afraid of.

Once Dad gets started
on the power ballads,

there's no stopping him!

Chillax! I put the
big g*ns on it.

[ominous music]

Is that Z-Blob?

[boombox clicks on and
plays gentle music]

-[Z-Blob squelches]
-[boombox clicks off]

Huh? [chuckles]
Not sure what happened there.

[groans]

-Let's try that again.
-[boombox clicks on]

-[gentle music plays]
-[boombox clicks off]

[boombox clicks on and
plays gentle music]

-[Z-Blob squelches]
-[party guests chatter quietly]

-[boombox clicks on and plays
gentle music]
-[electricity crackles]

[everyone groans]

[Dizzy squeals]

Nothing has gone right tonight!

The punch taste like pickles,

the appetizers are too spicy,

and the ice cream's
already melted!

Hey, come on. I love my party!

Even if I can't feel
my tongue no more,

and... there's still cake!

[quirky upbeat music]

[suspenseful music]

-[cake splats]
-[everyone groans]

[dramatic music]

[animal army chittering]

You dare to return
without that brat?

Pathetic!

I have no use for
those who fail me.

-Destroy him!
-[animal army growling]

-I'm sorry, honey.
-[somber music]

Everything I planned
for your birthday party

has been a disaster!

I think we should
call it a night.

Are you sure?

Thanks for coming, everyone.

Buenas noches.

[somber music]

Jeez, this is just sad.

Yeah, I was so focused
on getting Izzie back,

I didn't even
think about how bad

Jasmin or my dad would feel.

Dude, why are you so
worried about Izzie anyways?

If she's anything like me,
and she is,

just a lot lamer...
[chuckles],

...she's already dreamt
up some ridiculous plan

and made friends with
a bunch of weirdos.

You need to have more
faith in your sister.

Hey! I know I'm a genius.
You told me yourself.

-But what're you
gonna do about this?
-Pull an Izzie.

She's great at improvising
when things don't go her way.

And I could do a little
more of that, too.

Everyone, don't leave yet!

Dad, remember my
seventh birthday?

Remember why it was so much fun?

-[cake splats]
-[Jose groans]

-[Jasmin gasps]
-[everyone exclaims]

Izzie decided it would
be more fun to throw

your birthday cake in
my face than eat it.

-[playful dramatic music]
-And...

-she was right!
-[cake whooshes]

-[cake hits Jasmin]
-Oh!

-[laughing] Oh, it is on!
-[guests laughing]

Yes! Food fight!

[animal army growling
and screeching]

[sniffing]

[growling]

[howls]

[dramatic music]

[growling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop!

[thuds]

She is no danger to me.

It wasn't nice of you to
make me run for my life.

But,
funny story,

I found another one of
those powerful artifacts

the Never Witch is after!

That?

[scoffs and laughs]
No way.

[giggles] Yes way!

The, uh,

Crown of Super-Duper,

Awe-Inspiring Epic
Power Awesomeness!

The "Crown of Super-Duper,

Awe-Inspiring Epic
Power Awesomeness"?

Who named this
thing? A five-year-old?

Hey, I'm offering you a once
in a lifetime trade here!

-The crown for Logan.
-[dramatic music]

If it's so powerful, prove it.

[laughs] I thought
you'd never ask!

Behold!

With this crown, I control

-animals!
-[griffins screeching]

-[griffins screeching]
-Ha-ha!

Seriously? My crown has
the exact same power.

-[magical crown warbles]
-I command you to roar!

[red pandas roar]

Fine. You want a show?
I'll give you a show!

I can also command Earth!

-[ground rumbles]
-Aah!

[Claudius yelps]

-Wind!
-[wind rushing]

Ah!

-Water!
-[water splashing]

And... fire!

[fire roars and crackles]

Ah, you're a fool!

Why would I accept a trade

when I can take that
crown for myself?

-[magical crown warbles]
-[Izzie grunts]

Bring me the crown!

[Claudius chuckles]

Hard to believe such a strange
thing contains such power.

[laughs]
Now I'm unstoppable!

I command beasts,
Earth,

wind, water, fire!

Woo!
Let's see a show!

-[magic shimmering]
-[Logan thuds]

-[animals chittering]
-[Izzie giggles]

[laughing] Oh,
dude, you just fell

for the oldest
trick in the book.

That crown's a fake. [laughs]

Yep. It's like my
brother always says,

"You gotta plan a-head."

And boy did you fall for it!

-We had the pandas on Earth.
-[red pandas stomping]

Wait!

-[Izzie] The birds on wind.
-[birds screech and flap wings]

Ah!

-And turtles on water.
-[water jet rushing]

-[water splashing]
-And last but not least,

my little beetle buds on fire!

-[griffins screeching]
-[fire crackling]

-[dramatic music]
-[animals growling]

-[Claudius panting]
-[animals growling]

-Oh, dang.
-Uh, they're totally gonna
eat him, aren't they?

-[animals chittering]
-[Claudius gasping]

-Please, don't hurt me!
-[animals growling]

Stop! You don't wanna do this!

-[griffin screeching]
-[animals growling]

-Use the Crown of Control!
-[animals chattering loudly]

No one should use this crown.

It's wrong to take
away someone's will.

I know you're angry about
being bullied by this turkey,

but I also know you're
better than him!

If we're gonna build a future,

we can't sink to his level.

[animals growl and
chatter softly]

Come on, everyone!

He's just a sad, sad man
in an amazingly gorgeous,

but ultimately powerless crown.

-[animals grumbling]
-[griffin screeches]

[Izzie laughs]

-[griffin chittering]
-Love you, too, Zinnia.

Izz, you did it!

And I am so glad I didn't
eat you! [chuckles]

This worked out all right.

[Never Witch laughs]

[Izzie and Logan gasp]

[Izzie and Logan screaming]

It was so much fun watching
this little drama play out,

but I will be taking this.

[chuckling]

[sinister music]

[Izzie gasps]

[upbeat music]

[Dizzy crunching pickles]

[upbeat music]

You're not all bad, you know?

[chuckles] Just mostly bad.

Thanks, dude. Today was fun.

-Why don't you head off?
-[door opening]

-I'll do the dishes.
-Yo!

What happened? How's Izzie?

She's cool. But, bro,
we got a huge problem!

[dramatic music]

[crows cawing]

-[wolves growling]
-[crows cawing]

[sinister music]

At last, I have all
three artifacts.

-I can stir my final brew.
-[cauldron bubbling]

[Never Witch sighs]

Time to cower,

grovel, despair,
and flee!

-[Never Witch chants in Latin]
-[cauldron bubbling]

Let the undoing

of the Dream World begin!

[closing theme music playing]