02x17 - Crown Control

[bunniefuu]

[Izzie] We're going to
the Beast Realm!

[squeals] Whoo-hoo!

[sing-song]
We're going to the Beast Realm.
We're going to the Beast Realm.

Izzie, focus, this
isn't a vacation.

We need to get in there and
find the Crown of Control
before the Never Witch does.

I bet Mr. Oz knows tons
about the Beast Realm, right?

As a matter of fact,
I've been collecting
meticulous information

on the Beast Realm over
the last few months.

I do pride myself
on my note-keeping.

It's actually called
Wildoria, you know?

[gasps] Ooh, so cute!

I wanna see.

-Hey!
-[Logan laughing]

[brooding music]

Cute, more like creepy.
What is that?

A flying possum?

-Oh, gnarly.
-Creepy or not,

that's where the
Crown of Control is,

-so that's where we're going.
-But what do we do with it?

There's pretty much nowhere
the Never Witch can't go.

[lively music]

[yelps]
Scary.

Yeah, those are a bit intense.

[chuckles] Teo and I almost got
eaten by a giant beetle
like that.

Well, then I'm
glad I'm not going.

Being eaten in Wildoria
is where I draw the line.

As a matter of fact,
I've been collecting
meticulous information

on giant beetles over
the last few months.

I do pride myself
on my note keeping.

They are actually called

Wildorian pincer
beetles, you know?

Ugh, can we change the subject?

All this talk of giant
beetles and flying possums

is gonna give me
icky nightmares.

Mm, there's nothing
like an intense dream

to cause a rift to
the Waking World.

Ah, okay.

And if we toss the Crown
of Control through a rift,

the Never Witch can't get it.
That's brilliant.

Hey, Mr. Oz.

Who's the Beast Master?

Does he live in there?

[gasps]
Maybe that Beast Master
will know something.

Okay, planning time.

Zoey, Coop, and Logan, you
track down this Beast Master

and see if he knows
anything about the crown.

Sneak, you make sure Nova
dreams about Wildoria.

Oh, I can be very persuasive.

And I have a long list of
things I wanna do in there.

First stop is finding that
flying possum and then...

Izzie will be with Nova,

making sure her
dream is intense.

Let's do it.

Jasmin, really?

She wants us to prep for
Dad's birthday tonight.

Why can't we do this tomorrow?

Because his birthday
is tomorrow.

It's still early, we have time.

Okay, everyone,
stick to the plan.

This is gonna be a long night.

[opening theme music playing]

Thanks for helping out, Nova.

Well, you pretty much insisted.

[upbeat music]

Just how much do you need to do?

[upbeat music continues]

What's wrong, hermano?

All this stuff.

Jasmin's changing everything.

On dad's birthday,
we go to the zoo

and then Big Vito's
pizza, not this.

Come on, it'll be fine.

Nothing wrong with
something new.

Hey, don't drink all
my Rad Radioactives.

They're supposed to help
me stay awake tonight.

Yeah, Izzie,
with all that sugar,

you won't be able to sleep.

[Izzie belching]

Pink, purple, green, or yellow?

-[lively music]
-[Mateo grunting]

What? It is for the banner.

Look, all I'm saying is

you're not thinking
things through.

And you're not helping.

Uh, I'll take balloon duty.

[yawning]

Hand me one of those
Rad Radioactives.

[both] No!

Whoa, okay.

[gulping]

-[belching]
-[cheery music]

[Zoey] Wildoria.

Stay frosty.

This place is wild
and unpredictable.

Any moment, uncontrolled
chaos could break out.

[mysterious music]

There's no telling what horrors
are lurking around
in this jungle.

Okay, what's happening here?

[lively tribal music]

[mysterious music]

I don't know about wild,
but you're right
about unpredictable.

What's that?

Wow, Dreamers!

[mysterious music continues]

[laughing]
Welcome...

[clears throat]
I am Claudius,

king of the creatures.

I welcome you to my
wildlife sanctuary.

[chuckling]

Hey, hey, what's up, Claud?

Nice place.

And nice, uh, crown
you got there.

Well, that was easy.

[mysterious music]

I can't help but notice
you're from the Waking World.

Huh, how did you know?

Well, your glow.

That happens when
your real body crosses

through a rift into
the Dream World.

Did you get stuck here?

Stuck? Uh, no, no,
no, I'm not stuck.

I'm living the dream,

king of my own domain.

Oh, but hey, you hungry?

Let's eat. I wanna hear
all about you guys.

Time for a feast.

Oh, cool, is there a
restaurant around here or...?

Oh.

Not weird at all.

Okay, Sneak, make it believable.

We gotta make sure
she gets to Wildoria.

[cawing]

-[vocalizing]
-[cheerful music]

Now I go in and make sure it's
intense enough to open a rift.

Ah, I'll be counting
sheep before you know it.

As well as other adorably
fluffy little cuties.

Just give me a sec.

[groaning]

[mysterious music]

What's wrong, Iz?

-Can't sleep?
-No.

I just can't sleep because
you're staring at me.

[mysterious music]

[hooting]

Admit it, you had too
many Rad Radioactives,

and now I have to do
your part of the plan

because you can't sleep.

You'll need to do my part.

-But...
-Goodnight, Iz.

I'll tell you everything
about those flying
possums tomorrow.

[gentle music]

[grunting] I am gonna go to
Wildoria, if it kills me.

[cawing]

Dream Chasers,

protecting the Dream World,
most impressive.

Ah, it's been so long since
I've seen any dreamers,

and you are not like
anyone I've met before.

Fascinating.

Enjoy, eat, drink, I can
get you anything you want.

I am king of the creatures!
[laughs]

Yeah, yeah, the animals
here seem different.

Yeah, they love this guy.

Hey, have you tasted this melon?

Oh, mm.

[loud thumping]

Ah, you big, clumsy oaf,
be gone!

[mysterious music]

So, what brings you Dream
Chasers to my neck of the woods?

Oh, we need your crown.

Ow, what?

-We do.
-What my friend here

is trying to say is
there is an evil witch

who wants to destroy
the Dream World.

She's on her way here
to steal your crown.

She needs three
powerful artifacts,

and that Crown of
Control is one of them.

Mm, mm, two other
powerful artifacts?

Huh, you don't say.

And if you come back with
us to the Waking World,

we could keep you safe.

[scoffs] Why would
I go back there?

This is my kingdom.

Here, I can have
whatever I want.

I am the king of the creatures,

the ruler of the realm.

-[laughing]
-[birds squawking]

Now, tell me everything about
these powerful artifacts.

Um... [chuckles] I'm not sure

you understand the seriousness
of the situation here.

The Never Witch is coming,
as in now, tonight,

and she's gonna doom
dome your kingdom.

You'll be stuck here forever.

Doom dome? I have no idea
what you're talking about,

but it sounds perfect.
I love it here.

-[gasping]
-[percussive tribal music]

Manners!

You must learn discipline.

-[Cooper gasping]
-[Zoey grunting]

[laughs] I have
never been happier.

To live here forever?

Everything is
exactly how I wanted.

Ooh, check this out.

Red panda pyramid.

-[Claudius laughing]
-Man, that's messed up.

Fine, stay here,
we really don't care,

but we still need
to take that crown.

[scoffs] Not a chance.

This crown does not leave
my head unless I say so.

What kind of king would
give up his crown?

The crown is mine.

It is bound to me.

[yawning]

Oh, no, you're right.
Of course, of course.

Thank you very much
for your hospitality.

Come on, Dream Chasers.

We have those other two
powerful artifacts to secure.

Farewell, Your Highness.

[Sneak vocalizing]

I'm sure she's there
already, Sneak.

You can keep it down a little.

Still can't sleep, huh?

[grunts] Mateo is in Wildoria,

and I'm stuck here wide awake.

[sighs] I bet it's
amazing there.

-[Mateo snoring]
-[suspenseful music]

Sneak, do you read me?
We're in.

I repeat, Z-Blob and
I are in Wildoria.

Copy, Nova's asleep and
Izzie's ready to go to the rift.

-[locator beeps]
-[Mateo] According to
the locator,

we're close to Nova.
I actually think I can hear her.

[laughing]

[Sneak] Is she having
an intense dream?

Not the right kind,
but we'll fix that.

-[charming music]
-[laughing]

[mysterious music]

[bright music]

Zoey, what exactly are we doing?

That guy is drunk on
power using mind control.

He will never
give up that crown.

We are looking for an
opportunity to just take it.

He had to take it
off eventually.

Um, what about when
he showers, huh?

Nobody showers with
their clothes on.

Uh, what are you doing?

Inspiring him to take a shower.

[charming music]

[Claudius] Wash me.

Ugh, he is showering
with his clothes on.

Maybe this realm doesn't
have a laundromat.

-[lively music]
-[all gasp]

[singing, sniffing]

All right, Z-blob, let's see
how she feels about snakes.

Ooh, wow, a magical jump rope.

[laughing]

[percussive tribal music]

Watch this.

[percussive tribal
music continues]

Gotcha!

[mysterious music]

Wait, no!
[groans]

[mysterious music]

[laughing]

How about a little
Z-flytrap action?

[suspenseful music]

[laughing]

[singing]

[chitters]

[singing]
Whoo!

[yells]

That's the ticket.

-[both groaning]
-[dramatic music]

[mysterious music]

[chuckling]

Enough with the dream
crafting, I'm going in.

[grunting]

You.

[chuckles] I see how it is.

I welcome you into my kingdom,

I show you hospitality,

I feed you and,
you try to rob me.

I am a king.

You are nothing
but a common thief.

I am not a thief

and that crown does
not belong to you.

Oh, but it does.
It is bound to me,

or didn't you hear me
the first time?

Really?
I thought that was just
your way of saying no.

I didn't think it was
literally stuck to your head.

Then you understand.

The crown is mine,
and so is this realm,

and now you can serve me like
all my other mindless beasts.

-[loud thumping]
-[suspenseful music]

-[yelling]
-[beetle screeching]

Sneak, is the rift open?

Nova's freaking out,
did it work?

-[beetle screeching]
-[suspenseful music]

The rift is open,
I'm getting a reading now.

Great, make sure
Izzie goes there.

I'll find the others
and lead them here.

[yelling]

Not the plan, not the plan.

So, where is it?

It's in the park.

[dramatic music]

[Cooper] No, he got Zoey.

We gotta act fast.

If we can't get the
crown off the guy,

we're gonna have to send him
through the rift with it, okay?

Look, we'll figure it
out in the Waking World.

Solid plan, but how do we do it

without getting mind-controlled?

We sack that loser.

Basic! I love it!

Let's bounce!

[both grunting]

[Claudius grunting]

A sack?
That's your plan.

Wait, you're not
mind-controlled?

Please, how long
have you known me?

You don't think I can dodge
a blast when I see it coming?

[Claudius grunting]
Fools.

The beasts are still
under my control.

Beasts, get the traitors!

Get the Dream Chasers.

[suspenseful music]

[rumbling]

-[animals vocalizing]
-[suspenseful music continues]

Did you see that coming?

[both yelling]

[turtle roaring]

Time to C-Rex outta here.

-[dramatic music]
-[C-Rex roaring]

[Cooper] Zoey, turn on
the Dreamy Screamy.

[animals roaring]

Bro, tail's heating up.

Come in, we are inbound,
where's that rift?

-[bird squawking]
-[dramatic music]

Whoa!

Wildoria!

[uplifting music]

-Beautiful.
-[Zoey] Come in.

We don't know the location.

Where is the rift?

Ugh, I mean,

it's right there.
I could just...

[animals roaring]

It's not looking
good for C-Rex, man.

We just gotta find that rift.

[Claudius] My beasts
will feast on your bones.

Easy, tiger, no one
likes a sourpuss.

Where is the rift?

-[dramatic music]
-[animals growling]

[Mateo yelling]

-Mateo?
-[animals roar]

Whoa... whoa!
Whoa!

Okay.

[dramatic music]

[both yelling]

Guys, climb on.

You guys get the
Crown of Control?

Yup, it's right
here in this sack.

Ah, what are doing here?

-Long story.
-[Z-Blob whirring]

[Claudius] You will
not get away with this.

This is not over.

Why is the sack talking?

It's the Beast Master,
king of the creatures,

ruler of the realm,
mind-bending bonehead.

Where is the rift?

[Izzie] Guys, do you read me?

I'm at the rift,
Nova's here, too.

Use the locator to find it.

[Mateo] We're on our way.

[groans] Come on,
come on, come on.

Izzie, be careful.

There's a giant beetle
somewhere around here.

It's big and scary and...
[yells]

Nova, stay right there or
the beetle will get you.

Don't move.
Guys!

-[dramatic music]
-Izzie, what are you doing?

Getting you to the rift.
That was the plan, right?

-Izzie.
-What?

[gentle music]

Oh.

Let's see what
a little mind control

does for your lack of respect.

-Bow to me!
-[Logan yelling]

-What the...
-[Claudius] Bow to me!

Logan!

[dramatic music]

What? You're trying to take me
back to the Waking World?

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

-Cooper!
-[suspenseful music]

Wake up! Wake up!

-Izzie! Go, get out of here now!
-Wake up!

No!

No.

Izzie.

[pensive music]

Where's the rift?

[chuckles] Looks like you're
running low on friends,

and you walked through
the rift like I did.

I admire the dedication.

Ooh, do tell, was this how
you planned it would go?

The thing is, Izzie and I,

we really just roll
with the punches,

and right now, I think
we're gonna roll you

right through that rift, and
we'll punch if necessary, too.

[Claudius yelling]

Ah, you will never take
me through the rift.

My loyal servants
will tear you apart.

What servants are loyal to you?

[sighs] Destroy these Dreamers.

[dramatic music]

[laughs] Nice, Izzie.

Yeah, would've been nicer

if it was that flying
possum, but it's cool.

Now, let's get that
crown through the rift.

-No!
-[all grunting]

Beast, I command you, save me.

[all grunting]

-Stop playing around.
-[all grunting]

Almost there.

Izzie, get outta there!

Wake up!

[gasps] No!

[suspenseful music]

We're so close.

Just a little more.

No!

Izzie!

-What the heck was that?
-[thunder rumbling]

The Never Witch.

She just took out
Wildoria's guardian.

Logan, you gotta wake up.

Uh-uh, no way I'm leaving.

[laughs] Wake up!

-And we're back.
-Huh, what the...

Wake up!

This is really bad
for my biorhythm, bro.

What is happening?

The Never Witch is
doom doming Wildoria.

You numbskull, now we're
stuck in here forever.

But I thought...

But I have the crown.

[Never Witch cackling]

[cackling]

[dramatic music plays]