02x04 - Sick Beats

[bunniefuu]

[traffic sounds]

[flowerpot crashes]

Wha, what?
Is that my phone?

Broseph, I had to borrow it.

Logan's song from yesterday
is officially viral.

[upbeat music]

Ugh, that song is the worst.

[music continues]

It's gonna be stuck in my
head all day, isn't it?

No doubt.

Dibs on the bathroom.

-[Mateo sighs]
-[door shuts]

[Mateo] Wish you
were here, buddy.

[phone alarm music]

-Whoa.
-[Connor thuds]

[music continues]

[phone beeps]

[Mateo humming]

[upbeat music]

Wa, wa, wa, way.

[music continues]

[music continues]

[Mateo humming]

[Mateo groans]

Teo, why the grim face,
you okay?

Other than the fact that my
sister used all the hot water?

No, I'm not okay.

I can't get Logan's earworm
out of my head. It's weird.

Sheesh, grumpy, so what?

Logan wrote a song
that everyone loves.

What is so weird about that?

[upbeat music]

Check it out, Logan's got fans.

Oh, Logan.

I don't know what's scarier,
that Logan's got fans,

or that I'm enjoying his
song as much as they are.

Oh, yeah! Do the Loganator.

[music continues]

The fans.

I trust everyone got
a proper night of rest

after yesterday's stressful
Siren insurrection?

Good, because we got a
real shot at tracking

the raven coop tagged
with the Wacky-Tracky.

Hopefully, we can
learn the whereabouts

of the NeverWitch tonight.

Let's kick some witch booty
and get our memories back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, there, Isabel,

there are some Night Bureau
protocols to follow.

Once Albert and I confirm
that we have a signal,

we will pick you all
up in Dream Brooklyn.

Now, don't forget to
get an early night.

Sounds good.
Thanks, Mr. Oz.

Wait, did he just say
there's a Dream Brooklyn?

Huh, about the time the
world woke up to the fact

that I am a superstar.

And so modest too.

Just you watch, I'll be booking
gigs to DJ in Mallorca by lunch.

[camera clicks]

[whimsical music]

[opening theme music playing]

You okay with tonight?

You mean tracking the Raven,
or you mean

am I gonna freak out about
Jasmin coming to dinner?

Well, Jasmin, duh.

She seems fine enough.

-Dad deserves to be happy.
-[door slams]

Uh, do the Loganator.

[Mateo sighs]

Yacka-yacka-yo everybody!
Who wants to hear my next hit?

[Logan beatboxing]

Sorry, dude, kind of busy here.

You busy posting our
photo from earlier?

All right, that's cool.

Logan, shh.

Lil Flurk's about
to drop a new track,

and we don't wanna miss it.

Oh.

[sad music]

-I don't get it.
-Get what?

Everyone was stoked
from my song,

but now all they care about
is Lil Flurk.

Lil Flurk,
that sounds like a...

Oh, so amped, this is great.

Ridiculously popular guy,
apparently.

How'd they move on so quickly?

Logan, your song was catchy,
but musically, it sucked.

Ouch.

The Ramones, Aretha Franklin,
Angel Olsen,

those are real artists.

They're passionate,
and they sing from the heart.

You've got talent, but you're
too focused on making music

that sounds generic.

Harsh, Zo, super harsh.

What?
It's the truth.

Yeah, it's just you
and I know how hard it is

to share your art,
so maybe be a little sensitive.

[upbeat music]

[Logan sighs]

[music continues]

-[crowd cheering]
-[music continues]

[Logan grunts]

[music continues]

Great, just great.

[Jose humming]

Whoa, Dad, you leave
anything at the bodega?

Ha ha, very funny, young lady.

I wanna make something
Jasmin will like.

I figured mofongos,
everyone likes my mofongos.

I wasn't sure of which
plantains were the most ripe,

so I bought all they had,
you know, just in case.

-Or perhaps I should make...
-Relax, Dad.

I'm sure Jasmin will
love whatever you make.

Thanks for helping me welcome
Jasmin into our home.

Are you kidding?

I finally get to talk to someone

who might love
sparkles as much as me.

[doorbell rings]

-[knocking on door]
-[Izzie gasps]

Oh, hello.

Before I let you in,
I need to know one thing.

How do you feel about sparkles?

You can never have
enough sparkles.

Yes, you said the
secret password.

I like you.

[cheerful music]

See, what'd I tell you?

Nothing to worry about.

[Jose] Aw, for me?

Oh, you shouldn't have.

[Jadyn] You're the best,
oh, we love you.

[Jadyn giggles]

Flurk chirp, Flurk chirp,
Flurk chirp.

Oh, man, this stinks.

So there I was looking a
mess just off the late shift,

realizing I'd accidentally
cut off this beautiful lady

in line at the bodega,

And I still asked him to coffee.

-What were you thinking?
-[both laugh]

That's a good point,
what was she thinking?

I mean, look at that.

He's not exactly neat.

-[whimsical music]
-[Jose eating loudly]

What do you mean?
He's a catch.

Well, you did keep me
on pins and needles.

You didn't respond to my request

for a second date
for over a week.

I meant to, but my phone
couldn't get a signal

upstate in the forest.

Jasmin was in the woods
celebrating the lunar eclipse.

No better place to
charge your crystals

than under the light
of a full moon.

Jasmin designs all
her own jewelry.

Show them your brooch,
I think they really like it.

Oh, here it is

-[raven caw echoes]
-my latest piece.

There's just something
about ravens.

They're so elegant, smart,
and cunning, don't you think so?

[spits] Oh, sorry, I was just so
impressed with your raven.

[compelling music]

Wanna help me dish out
ice cream for dessert?

I wish I could,
but I better run.

Already?

I'm sorry, but you
know how it is.

Of course,
gotta heed the call. [chuckles]

Lunar eclipse,
charging crystals, raven?

Jasmin's a witch.

Plenty of people
are into that stuff.

It doesn't make her a witch.

What if Jasmin's in
league with the NeverWitch

in the Waking World?

We don't know that.

Besides, Oz wanted us to
meet him at Dream Brooklyn.

Still can't believe
that's a thing.

She's up to something,
I'm sure of it.

We've gotta check
it out for Dad.

What do you have in mind?

[vehicle whooshing]

-[compelling music]
-[device whirring]

-Anything yet?
-Hold your horses, Ozzy.

I barely switched
this Wacky-Track on.

-[device beeping]
-[music continues]

All right, we got a lock
on the NeverWitch's raven.

Ah, lock confirmed, excellent.

Time to pick up the kids.

[vehicle whooshing]

[compelling music]

[cat meowing]

This place never gets old.

[frog chirping]

[Logan groans]

[cat purring]

-Hey.
-Hey.

-You seen anyone else yet?
-Nope.

I guess it is still early.

Yeah, my moms were shocked

when I told 'em
I was going to bed.

I was kind of ready for
today to be over anyway.

About today...

Hey, look, we should
probably check

and see if anyone's around.

Yeah, okay.

[cat purring]

Uh

[music with deep bass playing]

[people laughing]

Yeah.

-[music continues]
-I'll show Zoey.

Hey, Zoey, would a generic
talentless artist do this?

Yo, check, check,
check one, check two.

-Loganator in the hizouse.
-[bass reverberating]

Logan, we don't have
time to mess around.

Oh, come on, my man.

Help me show Zoey that
I'm not a musical hack.

-[sparks buzzing]
-[bass reverberating]

-[Person 1] Yeah.
-[Person 2] Yeah, yeah.

-[Logan laughing]
-We have to stop the NeverWitch.

Don't stop until you get enough.

-[speaker trilling]
-[sparks buzzing]

[suspenseful music]

You sure we shouldn't
go home and go to bed?

Everyone's gonna
be waiting for us.

Huh?

[suspenseful music continues]

But what if Jasmin's
working with a NeverWitch?

We need to know.

[music continues]

[knocking on door]

This all seems pretty normal.

-[Jasmin] Hello.
-Oh, hi there.

[door shuts]

[both] Huh?

She's not working
with the NeverWitch.

-[both] She's married.
-[sinister music]

[vehicle whooshing]

[device trilling]

Dad-gummit, something
keeps interfering

with the Wacky-Tracky signal.

We're losing the
reading on the raven.

The disturbance seems to be
emanating from Dream Brooklyn.

Curious.

[vehicle whooshing]

[bass reverberating]

-[reverberating continues]
-[sparks buzzing]

-[dance music]
-[dancers cheering]

Woo-hoo, they are loving it.

Logan.

I never dance in public.

Something weird is going on.

What's weird is you gonna admit

how much you love my sick beats.

[music continues]

Butter my biscuit, Zoey,
are you...

[music continues]

-[Zoey] Don't even say it.
-[dancers cheering]

[music and cheering continues]

Well, you don't
see this every day.

Do you think Logan's
music is causing

the problem with
the Wacky-Tracky?

[Mr. Oz] It must be those
powerful sound waves.

[music continues]

Well, that's an easy fix.

All we have to do is...

-Is
-Yes?

To dance, dance, dance.

Rupert Finneas
Shufflebottom Oswald,

let's cut a rug together.

Ha, ha, woo.

[music continues]

[Albert and Mr. Oz grunting]

Wa-hoo, oh yeah.

Oh, snap, sweet moves, guys.

[music continues]

Ah, and I had such
high hopes for Jasmin.

She loves sparkles.

[Mateo] Quick, hide.

[suspenseful music]

Where's she going now?

Probably to see her
other, other family.

[Mateo] Now you're
just being ridiculous.

[music continues]

[knocking on door]

Oh, hello.

Ahh.

Huh?

[leaves rustling]

[upbeat music]

Huh?

[music continues]

Woo. Dang, bro,
this party is bumping.

I know.

I don't think it
could get any sicker.

Challenge accepted.

-[sparks hissing]
-[bass reverberating]

Let's rock the Dream World.

[bass reverberating]

[dancers cheering]

[upbeat music]

[dancers cheering]

This infernal
racket is atrocious.

You have exactly one
second to cease dancing.

[NeverWitch groans]

Ugh, this is exactly why I need

to cleanse the
Dream World of dreamers.

[NeverWitch groans]

Oh, hi.

Seriously?

How many families
can one woman have?

-[upbeat music]
-[dancers cheering]

Why can't I stop conga-ing?

[music continues]

[Cooper] I don't even
know how to tango.

-[gasps] Oh, crud.
-[sparks buzzing]

[music continues]

Mr. Oz, Albert, something
weird is going on.

[music continues]

Sorry, Logan, I gotta dance.

[music continues]

Never said this
before in my life,

but I think I'm gonna have
to shut this party down.

[music continues]

Huh?

No!

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

Oh, no, I beast crafted you?

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

Oh, I was just so angry earlier.

This isn't an epic party.

I just infected everyone
with my sick beats.

[music continues]

[Logan grunts]

[speaker roaring]

Hey, quit it.

All right, buddy,
you asked for it.

Logan!

[sparks buzzing]

[Lo-Lo grunts]

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

Oh, crud.

Maybe Jasmin's visiting
all these apartments

because she's a
super secret spy,

or she's a vampire, or a lizard
person from planet Sikoria.

How are we gonna
explain this to Dad?

Maybe we should just
forget it and head home.

We're already late for meeting
everyone in Dream Brooklyn,

and why are we sitting on
Ms. Castillo's food truck?

[sad music]

What's wrong?

I think Dad really
likes Jasmin,

but she can't be trusted.

She'll leave, and Dad
will be all alone again.

Like you and Z-blob?

I don't want Dad to hurt
like I'm hurting right now.

It's all right,
let the feels fall...

[Izzie and Mateo screaming]

Huh?

-[speaker roaring]
-[Lo-Lo grunting]

[roaring]

h*-h*, you think you can
upstage me at my own gig?

Logan.

[speaker roaring]

Ugh, so not cool.

Everyone okay, no broken bones?

Yeah, we're fine.

So what brings you two out
on this beautiful night?

Um.

We know you're up to no good,
now tell us the truth.

How many families do you have?

Are you a super
secret spy, a vampire,

or a lizard person
from planet Sikoria?

[Izzie panting]

None of the above.

Look, I get it.

You wanted to check me out,

make sure I'm not
going to hurt your dad.

OMG, you read our minds.

You are a witch.

[Jasmin chuckles]

Sorry to disappoint,
but I'm just a New Yorker.

Then what were you doing
visiting all those places?

Ah, I'm glad you asked.

Why don't you come with me?

I'd like to show you something.

[intriguing music]

Welcome to BVHS, the Brooklyn
Volunteers Homeless Shelter.

I come here once a
week to help out.

That's what you've
been doing all night,

picking up donations.

Yep, a bunch of us grab items
from people around the city.

Then we bring them here
and help prep breakfast

so it's ready in the morning
for whoever needs a hot meal.

Wow, we have been
huge turkeys tonight.

We're sorry, Jasmin.

We shouldn't have been
suspicious of you.

I get that you're
protective of your dad.

I just hope you can be
okay with us dating,

because I really like him,
and I think he likes me too,

and he clearly loves you guys.

Any chance you got two
extra aprons laying around?

We'd love to lend a hand.

-[dancers groaning]
-[bass reverberating]

When will this party end?

[speaker roars]

[grunting]

[speaker roars]

[Logan screaming]

[Logan thuds]

A little help?

[both] No can do,
it's boogie time.

[upbeat music continues]

[dancers groaning]

Enough is enough, it's time to...

-[Lo-Lo screaming]
-[speaker roaring]

[grunts]

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

All it takes is spilling one
soft drink on your DJ set-up,

and you quickly learn soda
and electronics do not mix.

Ha ha ha.

Don't stop till
you've had enough.

-[speaker roaring]
-[music continues]

Yeah? Oh, no.

-[speaker roaring]
-[ominous music]

[sparks buzzing]

[speaker thuds]

[sad music]

[crowd cheering]

[sad music continues]

End of the party.

I just wanted everyone
to like my music.

And they do, most of the time.

I guess.

For the record,

I don't think you're
a talentless hack.

I just think you're not being
yourself with your music.

Good musicians have
something to say.

There's a good
musician inside you,

but you need to be yourself.

Don't be afraid to be
weird or different.

[Mateo] What'd we miss?

You'll never believe it,
Zoey was actually

[grumbles]

Dangerous, as always.

About time you two got here.

Enough messing around, everyone.

The night is young, and we've
got positive confirmation

we can track the raven,

when Logan's sick beats
don't jam us up.

We shall bring the happy
news to the Night Bureau.

Come on, Dream Chasers,
to Castle Nocturnia.

[vehicle whooshing]

[blues music]

What in tarnation
is that sound?

I kinda like it.

[closing theme music playing]