07x13 - Episode 13

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Two excellent candidates for the deputy
headship, so they both get the job.

Just imagine what you could be like
with a bit of practice, huh?!

I can't, can I?
I haven't got a guitar.

Don't want anything to
do with these losers.

That's my decision, not yours.

If you want a guitar,
I'll get you one.

We need the numbers today. One of
the downsides of management, that...

having to trot out the party line,
mmm? I'm a teacher,

which means trying to inspire
then educate the kids.

My department, my methods.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
How did we do
on attendances last week?

We... Er, better.

Only 14 cases of truancy.
Usual suspects.

"Only"? I think Tom's saying
we're moving in the right direction.

Well, it's not good enough.

We need to inspire each and
every one of these kids.

Er, with respect, I don't think
any of us are capable of that.

Well, I have a secret weapon.
Really? What?

Not what.

Who.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

Looks like fun.
Yeah, well, I aim to please.

You're doing very well so far.

What do you reckon?
Yeah, it's nice. Nice...

OK.

Well, it's not as if
she's been on holiday.

Yeah, well, I'm just
happy to have her home.

Listen, there's not a day
gone by when I haven't

thought of your sister
cooped up in that cell.

And this is a new start.
Go back to normal.

Sitting round the dinner table,
taking the mick out of each other.

Arguing about who's better-looking
- Robbie Williams or Jason Orange.

I'm not stupid. Lindsey's going to
find it tough. I know that.

But we can help her find her feet.

Everything's OK, isn't it?

It's fine.
You're going to be late for school.

Well, why can't I go with you?
It's just for one day.

She'll be here when you get back.

Listen, love, we just have to
tread carefully, OK?

Now go on, you're going to be late.

See you later.

Bye.

Ah-ha! The oasis of calm.

Linda Radleigh. New head of English.

Hi. I'm Sian Diamond, deputy head.
Er, this is Matt, music...

Chalky, maths.
Er, Tom Clarkson, one of yours...

Morning, and the other deputy head.

And this is Grantly...Budgen.

He's been doing a sterling job
as acting head of department.

You knew?

I only found out this morning,
let's just move on, hey?

That man has brushed me aside without
so much as a "by your leave"!

I'm sure he meant nothing by it.

I am this school's elder statesman,

and it's about time
someone taught Michael respect.

Hello, you!

I've got a bottle of single malt
in the car with your name on it.

You shouldn't have.
It was a get-well present,

but you slipped under the radar
after the stabbing.

I'm sure everybody will
make you feel at home.

I've never been
head-hunted before.

We've known each other
since teacher training.

This is her first HOD post,
but not before time.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

She'll be shadowing you two today,
getting a feel for the department.

Excuse me. Tom how are you fixed
later on? One of our Year 11s

needs a spot of pastoral care -
Emily James? Oh. Trouble at home?

Potentially, yeah. Her sister's out
of prison today. What did she do?

Manslaughter.

Pleaded self-defence.

Don't they all? Kid should never have
gone to prison in the first place.

The courts obviously didn't think so.
Linda...

Her father was sexually abusing her.

Sorry, I've already drawn the
short straw for lunchtime detention.

Oh, I don't mind. She can help me get
my bearings - my own Passepartout!

Just make sure she stays in school.
So what's the deal?

Mrs James hasn't heard from
Lindsey in weeks.

Seems she doesn't want to come home.
She needs to find out what's wrong.

Emily turning up at the prison
is the last thing she needs.

Doesn't this Emily have a right
to know? It's for her own good.

"Children abdicate responsibility
because the system encourages them."

Isn't that one of yours?
Everything has a context.

Right, now remember, this is a new
week so I want your best behaviour.

Whatever. I mean it, Madi. That
was your first and last exclusion.

Sian's got enough on her plate
as it is. Listen, do me a favour...

Put one of them up
in your form room, and you.

I can count on the pair of you
to be there, right? You are kidding?

What with him keeping me up
last night?

I couldn't sleep, that's all!

Listen, mate, is there anything
on your mind? Just drop it, yeah?

Come on, mate you can talk to me...

All right, Em - when's this party?

You're joking, right? Your sister's
going to want to let her hair down.

After everything she's been through?

No way. I'm taking it nice and easy.

Oi! Oi!
Don't go flashing that about!

It's not like I can practise
at home, is it?

Can't hear above the telly.
Well, your mum needs her hearing tested!

She needs a kick up the backside.
What's up?

Liam's not coming home.

Social services
came to do an assessment,

and my mum couldn't be bothered

getting out of her PJs. You two need to
team up and sort both your mums out.

My situation and hers
isn't the same.

No offence, but we're
not exactly chavs, are we?

Who are you calling a chav...?!
Hey, you two! Pack it in!

She started it! I don't care.
BELL RINGS

Class - now!

Welcome to Waterloo Road.

You know, Michael and I always said
we'd end up working together.

Yeah, he said you were at teacher
training college. Oh, many moons ago.

We thought we'd change the world.

Well, Michael's certainly
made a start.

We've bumped into each other
on the conference circuit ever since.

Well, hotel bars, mainly.

Turns out we're both suckers for
a single malt.

God, that makes me sound like
such a lush. Oh, not at all.

All right, darling?

Hey! This is my husband, Jez,
and this is Linda Radleigh.

Hi... Well, er,
I'll leave you to it.

Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
No, it's fine. Is it?

Only I got up this morning
and you were gone.

I'm sorry, I should've left you a note.
Michael called a meeting, first thing.

It's OK.
Things will calm down eventually.

Yeah, well, I wish I could say
the same about Zack. Not again.

Yeah. I found his sheets
in the dryer. I mean, he's 14!

So, he wet the bed.
It's not the end of the world.

It's probably just the upheaval.

Would you talk to him?
I reckon he'll open up to you.

He won't talk to me. I'm hardly
flavour of the month, am I?

Please, cos...

..he just won't open up to me.

You'll find a way.

Oh! You should have got her acacias.

Sorry?

Floriography.
Language of flowers.

The Victorians had way too much
time on their hands.

Yellow acacias mean secret love.

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm just the messenger.

It's...

I haven't got the guts
to ask her face-to-face.

Faint heart never won fair maiden.

How was the tour? Eye-opening.

A hotbed of romance.

That's teenagers for you.

Well, I wasn't
talking about the students.

I just met Sian's husband. Jez?

I would never have put
those two together.

How's your classroom?

It's nice.
Just needs zhuzhing up a bit.

Sounds ominous.

I wanted to say thanks
for the opportunity.

I'm sure you had plenty of
other people in mind. No contest.

I don't have time to micro-manage.
I need self-starters on my team.

You won't regret it. I promise.

You've a free hand with your department.
Anybody gives you any grief, let me know.

Aye-aye, captain.

All right, sir? Not really, no.
Have any of you seen my guitar?

If I do,
I'll give it a good plucking.

What's up with Wilding,
has he ran out of hair gel?

Looks like you had most of it.
You know, gotta make an effort.

Never know who might be
giving you the eye.

Have you not got the message, or
do I have to spell it out for you?

You can spell, too? Did you learn that
in the ASBO class? Cheeky little...

You two. Curb it.

Inside, now, please.

I told you not to wind him up.

Own goal, mate. Own goal.

This is my classroom.

Where's the door?

Michael's idea. Encourages
transparency and cohesion.

Apparently.

And this lovely lot are my year 13s.
So, if you'd like to join me.

Actually I think I'll sit in
on Grantly's class.

Your wish is my command.

The skin cracks...

..like a pod.

Does anyone know
what the poet is referring to?

The scorched earth, write it down.

Hey, you, whiteboard's that-a-way.

Sorry, Miss. I've got to get this
finished, it's for my sister.

So you're Emily James.

How do you know?

Just get on with your work.
Am I in trouble or something?

I've been asked to
keep an eye on you, that's all.

Why? What have I done?

Don't worry. It's not you.

Well, what is it, then?

Well, your mum called... My mum?

When? Has this got
something to do with my sister?

The best thing you can do is stay
in school, let your mum deal with it.

Deal with what?

Tell me!

She's a bit worried your sister might not
be coming home. I'm sure it's nothing.

I take it you aren't enraptured
by my teaching style.

Sorry. It's just...

regurgitating facts kind of went out
with elbow patches and tank tops.

Though that one is very nice.

And how do you propose
we enlighten these lost souls?

BELL RINGS

Right, everyone. Follow me.

I thought you had a double period.

Linda is about to show me where I've
been going wrong all these years.

Well, the more the merrier, eh?

Mum? It's me. will you call me
when you get this message?

Ah, no happy ever after? Shame.

Well, you'd know all about that,
wouldn't you?

If you ask me, your brother's
better off in care.

Er, Liam's got no choice.

Sounds like your sister
doesn't even want to come home.

Trudi! I'm sorry, I shouldn't have wound
your brother up. I won't do it again.

Look, the party. I made a mistake.
I don't know what I was doing.

I had a pretty good idea.
Take the hint, will you?

It's not going to happen.

Come on, at least give me
a reason, then? Why do you think?

I'm not scared of your brother.
He's out on licence.

I'm not doing this to protect YOU.

""Brass, copper, aluminium,
plastic buckets,

"frantic hands like naked children
screaming in the liquid sun,

"their highlights polished
to perfection.

"Flashing light, as the blessing
sings over their small bones!"

So what does the metre
tell us about the poem?

Yes? Sorry, don't know your name.
Scout.

It's like a dripping tap,
and then it changes to like, a gush.

All hail Scout!

All very "a la mode", I'm sure.
Grantly...

What, you don't approve?

Nearly 30 years
I've been doing this job.

Fads ebb and flow like the tides
pounding the cliffs of common sense,

but they are immutable.

I'll leave the class
in your capable hands.

Er, where do you think you're going?

Right, let's get rid of
this rubbish.

Er, I need the toilet, Miss.
Really?

You can't not let me go.

It's against my human rights.
Fine. After you.

I don't need a chaperone.

I do know where I'm going.
That makes two of us.

Oi!

A sorry wouldn't go amiss.
Why aren't you boys in class?

Emily?

Emily? Stop mucking about.

Emily?

Emily!

Stupid thing.

Problem, Janeece?

Ta-da! I only passed my
administration course.

A merit, no less.

Well, maybe we should sign you up
for a basic DIY course.

Oh, no more probation for me, then?

Congratulations.

Linda! Have you met
our new head of English?

This is Janeece, my secretary.
Personal assistant, nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Linda's a one-off.

A real inspiration,
and the kids love her.

Yeah, well, if there's anything
that you need, just ask.

I was wondering. Do you still have
Lindsey James's file? Problem?

Just familiarising myself with the family.
See? That's what I expect from you.

Thorough. I'll leave you to it.

Lovely flowers, Janeece.

Ah, they're from a secret admirer.

All yours. Thanks.

You and I both know he should have
advertised the job internally.

I appreciate what you're saying.

And you stood by and let it happen.

I didn't know.

I didn't!

Even his storm troopers
are kept in the dark.

The man is acting like a dictator.

Lost your way again, Janeece?
Er, no, actually,

I need a sort of vase
to put these in.

They're gonna wilt otherwise.
Are you brightening up the office?

I've got a secret admirer.

So, em, what's this I'm
hearing about a fit club?

Oh, why, are you interested?

I love getting sweaty, me.

Count me in. I'll help to
organise it, if you like?

I know my star jumps from my squat thrusts.
Out to impress Janeece, eh?

I'll look forward to it, Chalky.

Hey... All right? How did it go with Zack?
I haven't had a chance yet.

Oh, well, he's down in the canteen
now if you want to catch him.

You know what, good idea. Yeah.

Sian, are you free to go over the
departmental budgets with me later?

Yeah, course.
Er, sorry, did I miss something?

Sian was going to cast
a forensic eye over the budgets.

Well, you know what they say. Two
heads are better than one. Great.

Thanks.

Tough morning?

Worse. Somebody stole his guitar,
apparently.

I've had her since university.

Tenner says it's already
in a pawnbroker's window.

Excuse me. I need to see my sister.
She's being released today.

Lindsey, Lindsey James.

James? Er...

Right, James...

I'm afraid you've missed her.
She's gone. She went first thing.

Where? Don't ask me.
I just get paid to jangle the keys.

♪ No matter how well
you play your hand... ♪

Emily!

Not so fast.
I've got to get home.

The only place you're
going is back to school.

But Lindsey'll be there.
She's not here.

Look, just wait.

Fine, I'll give you a lift,
all right?

Can you pack it in for five minutes?
Who made you the boss of me?

Is that... Oi!
That's my guitar? Oi!

Stealing people's property is
a very serious offence. I didn't.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't
march you both to the headmaster's office?

Ah, give her a break, sir.
She just really wants to learn.

Theft is theft,
however well-intentioned.

Sorry, sir.

Strike one.

You nicked that guitar?
It's the thought that counts, right?

Lindsey!

Lindsey!

What are you doing home?
Where's Lindsey?

Linda Radleigh, Emily's English teacher.
I'm sorry, love. I tried. I really did.

What do you mean, you tried?

She can't face it.
Too many memories.

Where is she? I don't know.

You don't know? She was granted an early
morning release, she didn't tell me.

I thought she was still there.

But why didn't you tell
me there was a problem?

Listen, I only just found out
this morning. You're doing it again.

Don't lie to me.
I know you spoke to school.

I just needed to speak to Lindsey on
my own. I didn't want to worry you.

How long have you known for?

I had my suspicions.

I thought I was just being
a typical mum and over-worrying,

but then when she didn't
show for the visit...

That was three weeks ago!

You told me she was fine!
She didn't return my letters.

I thought
if I could just talk to her...

Save you the heartache.

And her phone calls?
You lied about them too?

I'm not a kid any more.

I could've handled it.
I could've helped.

Nothing would've changed Lindsey's
mind, I promise you. Promise me?

You expect me
to believe a word you say?

Emily! Wait! Please.

Maybe you should
let the dust settle.

I'll look after her.

How was your week off?
Manage to shift your hangover?

Bet your house is like comedy
central at the moment, innit?

Nah, Sian's tripping over herself
to be nice to me.

It was a great flat-warming,
by the way.

Well, what I can remember of it.

You can party hard, I'll give you
that. So when's the next one?

I wouldn't hold your breath.

We'll be lucky
if we make this month's rent. Shame.

What did she want? What?
Apart from my body and my brains?

Body, maybe.

She was just being friendly,
that's all.

How can Lindsey do this to me?

How can she leave me with her?

Your mum only did
what she thought was right.

You have no idea what it's like.

The last two years...

it's been awful.

Come on, hey, it's OK.

Forget it. Doesn't matter.

Why don't we do this somewhere
comfier? Give me half an hour

and I'll meet you in
the pastoral care room, eh?

What's the point?

Nobody cares how I feel.

Hey. I care.

Fit Club does exactly
what it says on the tin.

But it's not just for students,
it's for staff too.

And if Mr Chalk can do it,
anyone can.

Now the final exercise
on the circuit is the plank.

I'm going to need a volunteer.

Janeece. Ooh!

Press-up position but
on your elbows and forearms, please.

Oi, what do you think you're playing at?
Oh, so I'm not invisible, then.

Zack, mate, come on!

Do I have to hold this
for much longer? Sorry. Right, OK.

No, keep your back straight,
that's it. There you go.

Oh, I hope that
you've got nice warm hands.

Sorry, I don't think
that's appropriate, Mr Diamond.

Thanks for your input, Mr Chalk.
OK, Janeece, up you get.

Right, now everyone go to a station

and you're going to move in
a clockwise direction until

you've completed every exercise
on the circuit.

You've got one minute on each.
Wait for my whistle.

Quicker!

Right, on my whistle.

Oh, that's a good look, Chalky.

WHISTLE BLOWS
Get on with it.

Straight backs.

Keep going, boys, come on.

You can do better than that,
come on.

WHISTLE BLOWS

WHISTLE BLOWS

Someone's had their three
Shredded Wheat, in't they, mate?

Ah, come on Chalky,
you can do better than that.

Timber!
Oh, my God, Chalky! What's up?

Oh, my God! Umm, compressions.

What are you doing?
He's having a heart attack!

Just stop!
I've lost count now!

Look, he's got a pulse.
You'll k*ll him. Please don't die.

Please don't die. Right,
Janeece, get an ambulance now.

You're going to be all right,
Chalky, mate.

Ambulance is on its way, son.

Oi! Pick it up!

Make me.

And I thought you were
supposed to be pretty bright.

You don't know anything about me.

I know a stuck-up cow
when I see one.

Should've known you're all talk.

You don't know how lucky you are.
You've got your sister back.

Just try being grateful
for once in your life!

Lindsey's not coming home!

It's well mad.

Chalky's not even that old.
About the same age as my dad.

Just goes to show, don't it.
Carpe diem and all that.

Finn. We've been through this.
It doesn't mean we

can't be friends.
We can still chill together.

Tariq wouldn't like it.
He can't do compromise.

He doesn't have to know.

You wouldn't tell anyone?
Not even Josh?

Not if you don't want me to.

Yeah?

Any luck?

Lindsey's number doesn't work.

Is that her?

We went to Leeds. See the ballet.

Lindsey loved all that.

Said she'd move there one day.

Just so she could go every week.

I can't remember the last time
I was that happy.

Were you close?

We were, but it's not so easy

when you're sat opposite
each other in a visiting room.

Suppose.

Why would she want to know
what goes on in school?

All she could talk about
was life inside.

Different world.

No wonder she wanted to start again.

I would.

Who wants to be
the daughter of a paedo?

So...

Stuff everyone else.

Be who you want to be.

I've got to go.

I'll go with him.
Just keep me updated.

Look, you're going to be all right,
do you hear me?

I was beginning to think
you'd changed your mind.

Slipped out the back door.

How's Emily?
Oh, all taken care of.

What's taken care of?

Emily spoke to her mum.
She knows Lindsey's not coming home.

Is she OK?
Oh, she's fine.

How was your lesson with Grantly?
Prehistoric. The man's a dinosaur.

And we know what
happened to them.

Have you got a moment to sign
off on your department budget?

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

I don't suppose
you've seen Emily James?

AWOL again? Oh, dear.

Once is careless.

Twice is negligent.
OK, Grantly, I get it.

You don't like me.

But hey, news flash,
I couldn't give two hoots.

Really(?)

Michael's 100% behind me.

He really values my opinion.

You'd do very well to remember that.
Are you threatening me?

You don't like the way I do things,
you know where the door is.

In fact,

I'd be happy to open it for you.

Could I have your attention, please?

I'm sure you've all heard
the news about Daniel.

Is there any word from the hospital?
When I hear anything, I'll let you know.

I will be arranging a replacement,

but in the meantime, I'll be asking
some of you to step into the breach.

And that's all. Back to work.

Oh, business as usual.

Chalky's a footnote. Grantly...

No, no. If he has a grievance,
let's hear it.

We are working our fingers
to the bone - for what?

For your apparatchiks to waltz in
and steal all the glory.

Excuse me?

I should have been offered the
chance to apply for the HOD post.

You really want to do this here?

Why not?

Since you are such a fan
of transparency and cohesion.

All right.

I didn't think
you were a strong candidate.

You were happy enough
to make me acting head.

Tom's deputy head,
that left me with a choice of one.

That doesn't mean
that you can flout the rules.

There are procedures.

The board of governors agreed I could
bring in key members of staff.

Oh, I thought my ears were burning.

It's against the law
and you are not above it.

You cannot bring in who you like,
how you like. Those were my terms.

A school cannot be run
without teachers, right?

Grantly, get to the point.

What is it
that you're trying to say?

You've left me no option.

As of now, we are on strike.

Don't be so ridiculous!

Until the union gets back to us,

we shall not be
entering the classroom.

No, he's right. The union's got
guidelines - this is discrimination.

Are you really sure about this?

Mm-hmm.

I'm just saying, Michael
was the one who appointed me.

It just seems a bit disloyal.

This is about standing shoulder
to shoulder with your comrades.

Or did you join the union
for the free pen?

Go on, Sir. Stick it to the man!

What's all this?

Teachers are on strike!

Listen up, everybody,
it's party time,

cos teachers are on strike!

Wooo!

Everyone, teachers are on strike!

Scout.

Have you seen Em? No, why?

Well, there's nothing in her locker.

Excuse me?

Have you got room for a little one?

Where are you heading? Leeds.

Must be your lucky day.

Cheers.

Lindsay this, Lindsay that.

That's all Em's been banging
on about for the past few months.

What? And now she's not coming home?

Well, it doesn't necessarily mean
she's run away. Oh, Scout, tell her.

She's pretty cut up about it.
Let's not jump the g*n.

She's not answering her mobile!
OK, OK!

Any idea where she might have gone?
You know, people, places.

Leeds. She said her sister
wanted to move there.

It's a long shot.
What if she's trying to find her?

You're in charge of the map.
Keep trying her mobile.

Phone us if you hear anything.
Come on.

PHONE RINGS

Someone's desperate.

What was it?

Row with your fella?

I've not got a boyfriend.

How many teachers are we down?

Seven at the last count.

Make that eight.

Jez is there too.

There's no way we can cover
that amount of staff.

Then we utilise
the teaching assistants.

They can supervise classes
and hand out worksheets.

Keep this disruption to
an absolute minimum.

I think it might be a
bit late for that.

The union won't back this.

The afternoon off?
There must be a God!

Let's hope it's smiling on Chalky.

Yeah. So what are we going to do
then? Just chill back at ours?

No, I've got loads
of chemistry to do.

Mrs Diamond wants three sides
on isotopes and atomic structures.

Sounds riveting!

And I've got to do notes on genetic
code and sexual reproduction.

That's more my area of expertise.
Is that all you think about?

All right! I'll just work on
my new business plan.

What business plan?

Actually, I think I'm just going to go
to the library and get my head down.

Yeah, me too.

See what you've done?

Hey! Where do you think
you're going?

Back to lessons now! If the teachers
can't be bothered, why should we?

Ten seconds, starting now.

Knew it were too good to be true.

There was nearly a God though.

'Hello?'

Hello, Em?

'Got you! Leave a message.'

So what's in Leeds?

I'm...at uni.

Brains and beauty, eh?

Well, I'm not sure about that.

I bet you're not short of offers,
stunner like you.

I haven't really got time
for a relationship right now.

I'm the same. Why tie yourself down?

Plenty of time for all that.

Exactly.

Sow your oats while you're young.

That's what I say.

GIGGLING AND SHOUTING

Everyone back to class now!

NOW, do you understand me?

Look out! Look out!

SCREAMING

Zack! Stop it! Stop it!

Get out of my way.
What the hell do you think you're doing?

Taking a leaf out
of Madi's book.

Well, this isn't helping, is it?
Get to the cooler, now!

Let's just get them in
the hall, all right?

So we at least know where they are.
Hall - now!

I thought you said Leeds.
A man's got to eat.

But we were just at
a service station.

Nah, soulless places.

There's a beautiful spot
just up here.

Trust me. You'll love it.

Come on, Miss.

Can't we just go home?

TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

Denzil, you know the rules.
There's no... Denzil!

Denzil!

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

Denzil, is she all right?

Where? Miss!

Miss, it's Denzil.

What's he saying?
Emily's stuck in some van.

He's really worried about her.

What do you mean, "stuck"?
Shhh... Say it again?

He's just come off the motorway -
junction 22. Take that.

♪ Can you feel it coming?

♪ Can you feel it coming?

♪ Can you feel it coming?

♪ Can you feel it coming?

♪ Move back his wrecking ball

♪ Reach through the package

♪ More violence, he's coming

♪ He's coming, he's coming

♪ Move back his wrecking ball

♪ Reach through the package

♪ More violence, he's coming

♪ I'm running, I'm running. ♪

Told you, didn't I?

Sandwiches.

What? Do you think I'd hurt you?

Um, can you help me with the door?
It's stuck. Course.

What are you doing?

Open the door.

Open the door.

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door NOW! Open it!

Grantly's made it perfectly clear
where he stands.

But we can still rescue this.

Management require 48 hours' notice
for a strike - union rules.

So?

So they've made themselves
eligible for the sack.

You're not serious?

Our priority is
to provide our students

with the best education possible.

You can't do that
standing on a picket line.

You can tell them they've
until the end of today. Me?

Surely it's going to be better
coming from you.

You'd rather I ask Sian?

No...

No, I'll do it.

Leave me alone!
Open the door!

Emily!

Get him away from me.
What have you done to her?

Nothing.

Not that it's any of YOUR business.

Well, it is my business.

I'm her English teacher. Emily's 15!

Eh?

I thought I was doing her a favour.
This is the thanks I get?

Well, I suggest you get in your van
and clear off.

I need my keys.

Here!

Let's get you back
to your mum, eh?

I'll give her a tinkle, get
her to meet us at school.

I need to find my sister.

You have to let her go,
for now at least.

But why?

Because she's... She's changed.

She's a different person.

Deep down you know that.

Because I'm guessing you have, too.

Everything used to be so simple.

Lindsay needs time
to find out who she is.

Move on with her life.

You all do, eh?

Come on.

Up for visitors?

Your daughter's having kittens
out there.

It's a work colleague.

Oh. I'll go and get her, shall I?

Do you want to come in?

Is he going to be OK?

Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?

Really?

Thank God you're all right.

I don't think I would've
forgiven myself if... You know...

I didn't know you cared so much.
I nearly k*lled you!

Sorry?

It was that CPR.

I think I need to take
a refreshers course.

It's OK.

What did the doc say?

Turns out it was angina.

What's that?

Wake-up call.

Do you know, there was one thought

just kept going
round and round in my head...

Who's going to miss me when
I'm gone? Hey, I'd miss you!

You're the only one that saves me
any biscuits in the staff room.

Stingy gits!

There's something you should know.

I...

The flowers...

It was...

You?

I thought perhaps we could...

..go out?

I'm touched, Chalky.

I'll take that as a "No" then. No!

I am, really.

You're kind,

funny, caring...

Maybe if I was a bit older though.

It was just meant to be a prank,
you know, a wind-up between mates.

Got you!

Listen, you...

The right woman is out there,
somewhere.

I'm going to come see you tomorrow.
Really?

Try and stop me.

Hey, what's going on?

We're on strike. Apparently.

But there's always room for you
on a picket line, Janeece.

Oh, so I'm one of you when it suits?

Um, how's Chalky? Is there any news?

Yeah, he's all right.
The doctor said that he's got Angora.

An-gina.

Angora's a country, isn't it?

Yeah, well... I knew that.

I was just testing you.

It's where the jumpers come from.

HE SCOFFS

Ah, come to join the proletariat?

No, I didn't think so.
Here to...negotiate?

Not exactly, no.

Look, you're breaking union regs.

Michael needs 48 hours' notice.

Continue with this strike and you're
all eligible for the sack. Ha!

Look, don't sh**t the messenger.

I think "turncoat" is the
word you're groping for.

You should know,
Zack's in the cooler.

He's been letting off
fire extinguishers.

I'd better go and
deal with that.

What about your comrades?
Family comes first.

And what's your excuse?
Uh, mortgage? Sorry.

First, the stunt in the yard,
now this.

Do you want to get chucked out?
That's the general idea. You what?

Face it, I'm an embarrassment.

HE SIGHS
I'm very proud to call you my son.

You and Madi will always
be my greatest achievement.

Swiftly followed by the hat-trick I
scored against City in the FA Trophy.

Why do you do that?
Cover everything serious with a joke.

I'm sorry. It's...

It's just your mum
was good at that stuff.

But you don't even try.

Look, erm...
It's just hard for me, Zack,

being your teacher
and being your dad.

The bed-wetting -
it's nothing to be ashamed of.

I remember this one time, I was
doing night exercises with the TA...

Here we go, any excuse.

I was hunkered down in a foxhole,
right? And...I was bursting.

I had no option,
I just had to pee myself.

Is that true?

Mm-hmm.

I pretended it was sweat.
Lads didn't buy it though.

Not for a second.

But it turned out
it wasn't really a big deal.

We're all still adjusting.

But I will always be there for you.

I mean, you and me, mate,
we're the A-Team.

So why don't we all go out for a
Chinese tonight, eh? All four of us?

As long as you don't start drumming
on the table with the chopsticks.

It's embarrassing.
What about the walrus?

Can I still do the walrus?
Come on!

Emily!

I'll leave you to it.

Am I in trouble?

I think we'll call this one a draw.

A-ha! Present for you.

Serious? Yep, one of
the students dropped out.

So there's an empty seat in the
orchestra, if you're still interested?

Oh, thanks, Sir! Come on.

So you lost her twice?

Technically. You should've
come to me the first time.

You wanted teachers
to be self-sufficient.

Not with something as serious as
this. Context, Linda! OK. Mea culpa.

I shouldn't have
stuck my size fours in.

But at least Em and her mum
are talking. That's something, right?

OK. INSINCERELY:
It won't happen again, I promise.

Well, every cloud
has a silver lining, I suppose.

I don't understand.

You've saved me a lot
of legwork with Grantly.

Please, don't tell me
you're going to fire them?

You can't! I will not have him
use you as a Trojan horse

to spring his own agenda.

KNOCK AT DOOR
Yes?

Sorry, employment lawyer's
on the phone.

I need to take this.

PHONE RINGS

What on earth happened to you?
It's my job.

You used to lead - inspire.

Not polish your jackboots
on everyone else's backside!

You're out of line! So fire me.
DOOR OPENS

Mr Gibbs again.
He said that he got cut off.

PHONE RINGS

Mr Gibbs.

Sorry, I don't know
what happened either.

Anyway, apologies.

It was a false alarm.

Yes.

I thought Lindsay
didn't want to talk to me.

I thought I'd done something wrong.

Why didn't you just say something?

You hardly spoke two words to me.

But I thought...

All I get from you is a quick hello,
and then you're gone...

upstairs, plugged into the TV.

Even when I'm watching
the same thing downstairs.

Cos you don't want me around.

That's just not true...

Then why didn't you
ever say anything?

Because I didn't want to upset you.

I thought it was your way of coping.

You just carry on.

Dusting, tidying, and...

reorganizing the kitchen cupboards.

Yeah, well, maybe that was mine.

I really miss her.

Me too.

Em...

..I promise,

from the bottom of my heart,

that things are going to be
different from now on.

Trust me.

I'll try.

As you know, I'm well
within my rights to sack you.

But that's not going to happen.

Do I hear the faint footsteps
of a climb-down?

I won't apologise for wanting
to turn this school around.

But I will admit that
I can't do it without you.

Which is why I've asked the site manager
to put the classroom doors back.

And what about Linda?
Linda's a good teacher.

She believes passionately
in what she does.

In fact,
you two have a lot in common.

Then I look forward to forging
a fruitful relationship.

SCHOOL BELL RINGS
Impressive.

Couldn't have done better myself.

Well, you know what they say.

Keep your friends close...

I'll catch you up.

Scout!

I just wanted to say thanks, yeah?

For today.

Who knows what would've happened.
It's all right.

I've got you a present.

It's a friendship bracelet.

Serious? You've been a real mate.

Stuck up cow.

Chav.

See ya.

Come on, everyone. It is for
a good cause. Chalky is one of us.

Have you got any change?

Um, why don't we all go out
for dinner tonight, my treat?

Are you sure your comrades won't mind
you fraternising with the enemy?

Yeah, sorry about that, it was just
a sudden rush of blood to the head.

Go on, I'll even let you
have a bite of my prawn toast.

Meanwhile Zack spends all evening staring
at his shoes? No, no, it's fine.

I fed him some line about me wetting
myself while I was on exercise.

Look, I know, but it was
the first thing that

came into my head.
And it worked, it was great.

Sian, you ready?

These departmental budgets
won't finalise themselves.

I'd completely forgotten.
Me too.

Well, there's no need
for all of us to stay late.

The first round's on me.

I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. I was planning
on seeing Chalky anyway.

So I'll just get a take-away
for me and Zack,

and we'll have a proper
lads' night in. Great.

As promised.

From, "Get Well" to, "Thank You".
Now it's more of a "Forgive Me?"

Apology accepted.

I could do with a drink
after the day I've had.

Sian and I are on the late shift.

Oh. Well, some other time.

Come on then, Linda.

I'll introduce you to the bolt hole.

To Chalky.

Mmm, a true comrade.

Just because I'm deputy head

doesn't mean my heart's
not in the right place.

That's the thing about
climbing the career ladder.

What's that?

You get to the top,

and you realise there's nothing there
but the view.

Budge over. What the...?

Vodka shots - melon flavour.

Trust me, they're good.

Not bad.

See? Try something different,
you might surprise yourself.

Touche.

I'm sorry we got off
on the wrong foot.

You're the cornerstone of the department.
Without you, the whole thing crumbles.

And you, my dear,
are a rose between two thorns.

Excuse me. Nature calls.

Still, you wouldn't
want to cross me twice.

Your round?

I think it all just about adds up.

Whoever invented spreadsheets
was an evil, evil man.

Or woman.

What, everything in boxes?
No, it was definitely a man.

Thanks for sticking with me today.

It's OK. It's what you pay me for.

Night cap? Yeah.

Single malt.

Linda holds a torch for you,
I reckon.

Please...

She's so not my type.

Michael...

I should never have left you.

You know what?

I never really liked whisky.

Look, Ronan, you don't get it.
I'm re-sitting, it's my last chance.

I've been thinking about leaving.
What did Mr Byrne say?

He said I'm 16, I can leave when I want.
Ken Watling, a professional rugby coach.

I get that you want to
do well in your exams,

but can you try and be
a bit nicer sometimes?

That's why I asked Madi to help me...

cos she was interested,
cos she didn't look at

me like I was a loser.
Because she fancies you!

Well, at least someone does!

I want him back in school
by the end of the day.

And don't make me involve
the authorities.

Leave him alone! I don't know what you
heard, but I never touched Vicki!

Give me one reason
why I shouldn't sack you now?