01x09 - Short Sheeped

[bunniefuu]

Ow! Ooh!

[groans]

[quietly] Come on, come on.

Where is that hourglass?

[laughs] Jackpot!

Whoa!

Don't look at me like that, monkey.

h*-h*-h*, snap!

Let's get this bad boy fixed

and show the team
who the real clutch player is.

[Logan] Licka-licka-licka-licka-licka
litty city up in here!

[chuckles]

Dude-bro-h*-h*-h*.

Here it is.

Now how do we get this thing repaired
so I can be a hero like you said?

How I've dreamed of this day.

[maniacal laugh]

Uh, what's up with you, man?

Give it to me!

[grunts]

[gasps] Whoa, okay.

Stop being a weirdo, Lance.

[laughs]

No! No!

Why must they always run?

There's gotta be a way outta here!

[grunts]

Please tell me this isn't happening.

[laughs] Oh, it's happening.

Oh, come on, dude. You can do this.

Creativity. Inspiration.

Focus.

[grunts]

Blue? That's it?

[Grimspawns laughing]

[Logan grunts]

Thanks, bro.

Now you've given me everything I need
to conquer the Dream World.

[Logan] Oh, uh, dude.

I've got a soccer game in the morning.

Ah, ah, ah.

Your playtime is over.

[sinister music]

[opening theme music playing]

-[whistle blows]
-[crowd cheering]

[Logan's voicemail] Yo, yo, yo.
You know what to do.

Do you think something's wrong?
Maybe we should--

What's wrong is Logan ditched us.

All right, his phone
only goes straight to voicemail

when he's at the Hamptons with his moms.

We'll have to forfeit.

Don't be a turkey.
We've got some Wolves to cream.

As if Coach Jeffries will let us play.

You know the rules, Izz.

He's gonna make us forfeit
without a full team.

Leave Coach Jeffries to me, boys.

[slurping]

Whatever you're about to ask,
Isabelle, the answer is "no".

Come on, Coach,
Logan's sick.

We need time to find a replacement.

There is nothing in this world
you can say to change my mind.

The rules are the rules.

[Cooper] Do you have any idea
what she's saying to him?

[Izzie] Thanks, Coach!

Done and done.

Sometimes, she really scares me.

It doesn't matter.

We'll never find someone as good as Logan.

We're doomed.

[Logan] Okay, ha-ha, funs over.
I really need to get to that game now.

[Grimspawns laugh]

[Susan] The Nightmare King says
get a move on.

[Logan] All right, all right.
I'm walkin', I'm walkin'.

[laughs]

[Cooper] Ugh.

How is everyone in our class
already on a team?

I mean, I even-- hey, hey.

Keep practicing.

But also, why are you practicing
on the stairs?

[belches]

[gasps]

I am a genius.

We don't need to find
a replacement for Logan.

We disguise Z-Blob as a student
and he can play tomorrow.

[Mateo] Uh-uh.

Not happening.

Aw, why not?

No way I'm risking
Z-Blob being seen again.

I bet Z-Blob's a great soccer player.

A very short soccer player.

Huh, let's see.
Catch.

Yeah, well, no need.

[Mateo grunts]

I've got it covered.
The answer to our Logan problem

-will be here any minute.
-[bike bell dings]

[Izzie] Huh?

Your order.

-Hey, Zoey!
-So good to see you.

Yeah, cool.

Hey, thanks for coming over, Zoey.

So...
we were wondering...

Actually, I was wondering...

Mateo! Just spit it out.

Will you join our Sheep Week team
and play soccer tomorrow?

Look, I get that you guys
care about Sheep Week, but...

I don't.

Things are a little intense
for me right now

and I need to stay focused
on the important stuff.

I know this sounds weird coming from me,

but you can't just live
in the Dream World.

It's not like
you can fight the Night Hunter

here in Brooklyn.

It was a good plan.

So much for finding a replacement.

[sighs] This day
could not get any worse.

Man, this is the worst day ever.

[Grimspawns laugh]

Oh, wake up, wake up!

[laughs] It's impossible
to wake in the shadow keep.

[Night Hunter] Behold!

Our dark lord has finally obtained
Lunia's Hourglass!

Now, we can locate Castle Nocturnia

and destroy it once and for all!

Oh, Castle Nocturnia.

[sighs] I'll enjoy seeing the castle
one last time.

[gasps]

[laughing]

[grunts]

[growls]

You told me despite its disrepair,

Lunia's Hourglass would work.

[gasps] I'm-- I'm sorry.

I thought it would.

[Nightmare King grunts]

[laughs]

Whoa!

Get out of my sight!

[school band playing music]

Better get your tacos fast, Brooklyn.

It's almost time for Sheep Week soccer.

[whistles]

[sighs]

Three atomic tacos for Coach Jeffries.

And make it snappy, mija.

-[crowd cheers]
-Yeah! All right! Whoo-hoo!

-Come on, Logan. Where are you?
-Don't worry, Coop.

He's got this.
He's always got this. Right?

[sighs]

Zoey, wait up.

I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.

Hey, wait.

I shouldn't have made that crack
about the Night Hunter.

Whatever's going on
is your business, okay?

But I'm here if you ever need to talk.

And just for the record,
Sheep Week is kinda dumb.

It's just... I'm trying to win
for Coop and Izzie.

I don't want to let them down.

[Dallas laughs]

[Izzie] Hey!

Look, I'm trying to apologize here.

[Izzie grunts]

This is so not cool, Dallas.

What're you gonna do about it?

[Izzie grunts]

You're down a player
so it's forfeit city for you losers.

Stop picking on my teammates.

[squeals, laughs]

Oh, yeah! Uh-huh.

You turkeys are going down.

[sighs]

Team Dream Chasers are ready.
I'm filling in for Logan.

I trust that won't be an issue.

[Zoey] Good.

[Night Hunter laughs]

[grunts]

Uh, yeah?

I'm not sticking around here!

[suspenseful music]

There's gotta be a way outta here.

[grunts]

[whimpers]

Come on, Logan. Wake up, dude.

It's just a bad dream.

[Sneak growls]

You-- you better get outta here
before I throw a major hurtin' down.

Okay?
[grunts]

[Sneak laughs]

[whimpers]

Who's there?
Hey, wha-- what do you want?

[gasps]

-[Sneak grunts]
-[Logan screams]

[Logan grunts]

Oh, my dude, you do not wanna test me.

[Sneak growls]

Huh. "My dude, you do not wanna test me."

Okay, okay.

Truce, all right?

Hey-- hey, give me back the hat,
four-legs.

Whoop. I can do this all day, stinkbrain.

Stinkbrain?

[scoffs] Fine, keep it.

Heh. Actually looks pretty good on you.

Ah, chili limon are my favorite.

O.M.G.,
you've never had chili limon chips before?

Um, pretty sure it's limón...

[both chewing]

[Logan] Mm. Mm.

-Good, right?
-[Sneak] Whoa!

[Night Hunter]
Patience, Your Nightmarishness.

I'm done being patient!

We have to find a way
to repair this cursed hourglass.

[Night Hunter] But how?

The Sandman will never repair it for us.

For once, you're right.

But he might repair it for a Dream Chaser.

[maniacal laugh]

How do we get him to cooperate?

The boy is willful.

So were you.

We make young Logan here
see that there are advantages

to having friends in dark places.

[crowd cheering]

-Woo-hoo!
-Go, Dream Chasers!

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Dude, just keep your head up.
You'll do okay-ish.

Ready for more
Sheep Week action, sports fans?

Well, look out, Brooklyn,

'cause Team Dream Chasers
looks bad to the bone.

Captains, shake hands.

Oh. Guess that's me.

Have a good match.

Try not to cry when you lose.

Oh!

Look, guys, we have never played together.

The Wolves are undefeated

and we're probably
the worst team out here.

But-- but if we try our best,
we won't totally embarrass ourselves.

Let's go out there and kick some butt!

[grunts] Let me go or I'll kick your butt.

[Grimspawns laughing]

Whoa! [grunts]

[Grimspawns laugh]

You used me.

I'm not the one using you, Logan.

Now, the Hunter here thought
we should just throw you in the Fear Works

and squeeze out your imagination,

but I wanted to chat more
about your path.

Jokes on you, bro.

I don't have an imagination.

'Sides, I'm not joining your army.

Ah, of course.

Because your friends are coming for you?
[chuckles]

You know, I doubt
they even thought of you today.

It's not like you were
particularly useful to them.

I mean, have you ever heard
of a Dream Chaser who can't dreamcraft?

-[Grimspawns laugh]
-[Night Hunter laughs]

Never, Your Scariness.

But, but I know
there's more to you than meets the eye.

Take your place by my side

and you will know true power.

I can show you how to control
your dreamcrafting

without an hourglass.

-[Nightmare King] It's true.
-[gasps]

Imagine.

Power beyond your wildest dreams.

Oh, okay.

-Show me.
-Hmm.

You think my lessons are free, bro?

-What do you mean?
-Let's see.

Hey! Quit it!

Hey, what is this?

Oh, just a little tradition
we have here in the Keep.

This isn't a club for the weak.

Isn't that right, my friend?

[Grimspawns chant]
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[crowd cheers]

-Yeah! All right!
-Yeah! Dream Chasers!

-Whoo-hoo!
-All right!

Whoo-hoo!

[Grimspawns laughing]

We have to fight each other?

Uh. Sorry about this, kid.

-Wait, wait, wait...
-Fight him or...

[yelps]

The next one will not miss.

[Grimspawns laugh]

Let the games begin.

[maniacal laugh]

[Dallas laughs]

[swallows]

[grunts]

[Mateo grunts]

Ugh.

[Dallas pants]

[Cooper grunts]

[crowd cheering]

Oh, my bad. Sorry. Sorry.

Come on, Teo. You can do this.
Watch him. Not the ball.

[exhales sharply]

-[Sneak grunts]
-[Logan] Ah!

[Nightmare King laughs]

[Logan grunts]

[crowd cheers]

[Cooper screams]

-[Mateo] Aw, man. Again?
-[boy 1] Yeah, Wolves!

Shatter those Dream Chasers.

[Mateo pants]

-[Sneak] Hi-yah!
-[Logan grunts]

[Logan groans]

[grunts]

[Izzie] You go, Zoey!

[Dallas] Take her down!

-[groans]
-[crowd exclaims]

-Free kick!
-[boy 2] Boo!

They play hard!

I play harder.

[girls laugh]

[boy 3] Yay, Wolves!
Shatter those Dream Chasers!

Yeah-hah-hah! Yay, Wolves!

[laughter]

[groans angrily] I'm not gonna hold back.

Today, we show the entire school

that bullies don't win.

[Zoey] Dang, dude.

[crowd cheering]

[all howl]

[clucking]

[Izzie] Ah!

-[crowd cheers]
-Yeah!

[screams]

[Grimspawns chanting]
Sneak! Sneak! Sneak! Sneak!

-Sneak! Sneak! Sneak!
-[grunts]

Sneak! Sneak! Sneak! Sneak!

[growls]

[grunting, growling]

[Grimspawns laughing]

-[Night Hunter laughing]
-[exclaims]

-What the...? Why am I so small?
-[Nightmare King laughing]

[Sneak pants] Had enough, Blue Boy?

[Logan] You win.

You know what to do.

Sorry, kid. Big guy's gonna be mad.

Ya!

[grunts] Gah!

[Sneak grunts]

[Grimspawns laughing]

-Blue Boy! Blue Boy!
-[Sneak grunts]

-[Cooper grunts]
-[Izzie groans]

-[Mateo] Not again.
-[crowd cheers]

[laughing]

[Sneak] Hi-ya!

[Logan grunts]

You're going down, big eye. Haw-gah!

[laughs]

[Dallas and Mateo grunt]

[Izzie] Ha ha!

Oh, yeah!

[crowd cheers]

[Mateo] Yes! Two to three.
This ain't over yet.

[grunts]

[Sneak growls]

Ah, quit it.

-[Logan growls]
-Oh, that's not good.

[Grimspawns chant]
Logan! Logan! Logan! Logan!

[Logan] No one messes with Blue Boy!

[Sneak growls] Yah!

[growls]

[grunts]

-[crowd cheers]
-[whistle blows]

[buzzer]

We got this. Just one more goal.

[Dallas pants, grunts]

[crowd] Go, Dream Chasers!
Go, Dream Chasers!

Go, Dream Chasers!

Beat the Wolves!

[grunts]

[crowd] Go, Dream Chasers!
Beat the Wolves!

[grunts]

[all gasp]

[crowd cheering]

[blows whistle]

Team Dream Chasers wins!

-Yeah!
-[grunts]

[Izzie laughs] Yeah!

[grunts]

Oh, yeah!
Who's the GOAT?

Logan's not the only one
who can win this thing!

[Grimspawns laugh]

Finish him!

What use do I have for a Grimspawn

who can't even defeat a tiny blue beasty?

Do it. Finish him.

Or I will finish you.

[growls]

[grunts]

Your boss is cold, my dude.

Ice cold.

I'm not a monster.

Do your own dirty work.

Think about this, Logan.

What are you doing?

Carving my own path, bro.

[scoffs]

Take him to the Fear Works.

[Cooper] Woo-hoo!

I wish I could see the look
on Logan's face right now.

You mean the look of shock on his face
because we won without him?

Yeah, we should go
to the Hamptons and tell him.

Wait, we totally can.

We can use Oz's locator.

You mean find him in a dream?

[Mateo chuckles]

Remember, we absolutely,
definitely cannot tell Oz about this.

You think it'll work this time?
Looks super janky.

Oh, I'm sure it's fine!

Do you just say, eh...

-"Find Logan"?
-[chiming]

[Mateo screams]

Guess it works.

Right this way, ladies and germs.

Huh?

[Izzie chuckles]

Ten bucks says he's dreaming up
a high score in Baking Papa.

Ah, you sure we're going the right way?

[sighs] I can't see a thing.

I don't know.

-This fog is seriously creeping me out.
-[device beeping]

Logan's definitely with his moms, right?

-[Night Terrors squawk]
-[all gasp]

[Cooper] Huh.

I-- I thought he ditched us.

The Nightmare King has Logan.

-[gasps]
-[Night Terrors squawk]

[closing theme music playing]