01x05 - Phone-y Business

[bunniefuu]

[light music playing]

[laughing]

- [grunts]

- [laughs]

[exclaims]

[laughing, cheering]

[gasps]

Hey, over here!

Down this way!

- [groans]

- Mia

Mia, time to wake up!

Hm? Hamylton?

Sorry to scare you, Mia.

It's just your breakfast is getting

Well, it's the same temperature

it always is.

- Can't cook a coconut.

- I was having the wildest dream.

We were playing volleyball on the beach,

and then this plane flew overhead,

but we couldn't get its attention.

Geez. Even in our dreams

we can't get off this island.

Makes sense, I guess.

There's no way someone in a plane

could see us from that high up.

[gasps]

Which means we need a bigger way to let

anyone flying over know that we need help.

- Come on, Hamy, I've got an idea.

- [squeals]

So, my thinking is

we take all the litter we can find

and use it to spell out "sauce".

Should we be more specific?

Is it barbecue?

Or maybe teriyaki type a deal, you know?

No, not that kind of sauce.

I'm talking about "SOS".

"S.O.S." You know, that word

people are always spelling out

whenever they get stranded somewhere.

S.O.S. Hmm.

Maybe the letters stand for other words.

- Right. Like, send over sauce.

- Enough with the sauce.

We need to get to work

spelling those letters.

Let's get some trash and hop to it!

[mysterious music playing]

[panting]

Okay. Stuff to spell S.O.S.

[grunts] Oh. Ooh!

[exclaims] A cell phone.

Hm, weird that someone

would put it in a baggie, but whatevs.

One bird's trash

is another bird's treasure.

And now I can just call someone back home

and tell them where we are.

[laughing]

Oh, it works.

And it's fully charged.

Oh, and it's getting a cell signal. Oh!

And I should stop

talking to myself out loud.

And I don't have

anyone's number memorized. Oh.

Now what am I going to do?

[groans] Wait.

It's got the FlewTube app.

[exclaims] Yes! Ooh.

- [typing]

- How to get rescued off a deserted island.

[female voice on phone]

Hello, friendly friends.

Ever found yourself on a deserted island?

O.M. me, too.

In this video,

I'll show you how to get rescued

using nothing but a glitter pen

and a huge wad of bubble gum!

- [Buddy laughing]

- [voice on video screaming]

My feathers are on fire, dude!

[announcer] Coming up next

- Buddy!

- [gasps]

[grunting]

Mia, you gotta see this.

This Bird Brains clip.

- [laughing]

- You found a phone?!

Let's call someone

and tell them where we are.

I thought of that too.

But who memorizes phone numbers?

Well, let's try anyone

in their saved contacts.

No saved contacts?

Who does that?

Okay, there's gotta be another way

to message for help.

I mean, if we're getting a signal,

we can't be too far from home, right?

Or there could be civilization

somewhere else on the island.

[Mia] The battery won't last forever

unless there was a charger with it.

Nope. But even if we had one,

where would we plug it in?

[groans] Right.

Well, we still need more trash

to make our sauce sign.

So you handle that,

and I'll keep tinkering with this thing.

Okay. What can I use to get us home?

[exclaims] Squiwk-Squawk!

My favorite app!

And I know my login stuff.

Yes, I'm in!

Can't hurt to quickly see what everyone's

been up to while we've been gone, right?

Ooh!

- [upbeat music playing]

- [Mia] Ooh, yeah. [grunting]

- And finish.

- Mia! What is that?

It's the latest K-PUP dance craze,

and I have to learn it, Rosie.

I have to!

No! I mean, what is that?

Oh, right.

Buddy found a cell phone.

- We're going to use it to get saved!

- Uh, are we?

[groans] I got distracted

by Squiwk-Squawk.

[sighs] Take this thing from me.

I am too weak to be trusted with it.

[grunts]

How could Mia be so irresponsible?

This phone could be

our only chance to go home.

[voice on phone] Hey, you.

It seems like you're angry and pacing,

and we know what angry pacing means.

It's time for a moment of mindfulness.

Ooh, it's the Clam app.

I use this back home to meditate.

You sure do. Now, take a seat

and let's ride in

to the no anger zone.

- Ohm

- Ohm

Ohm

Huh?

Ohm Ohm

- [yelps]

- A talking clam!

I've always wanted to meet one of those

and get some pearls of wisdom.

[laughing]

Oh, no! I was meditating for

[gasps] almost an hour?

Oh, me and my bliss.

Now there's only two bars left

on the battery.

Here. Put this in the shelter

so no one can use it.

I'll take this trash to the beach

and help the others

keep making our sauce sign.

[panting]

Okay, Egg,

this very important device

is our ticket out of here.

And it's your job to take care of it,

even as tempting as it might be to enjoy

all its amazing apps like NestFlix?

It has a gazillion movies and TV shows

like this one, Crab Game.

It's about a bunch of crabs

pitted against each other

to see who can win the most seashells.

[phone chiming]

And the final episode just dropped?!

Won't hurt to watch a few minutes, right?

[laughing]

Only two crabs remain.

Whoever can molt their shell off

in the next five minutes wins everything.

Hamy, what are you doing?

I'm recording my audition

for season seven of Crab Game.

[Mia] We can't use this phone

to make audition videos.

Good point.

The quality won't be very good.

Not that!

You're being totally irresponsible.

And I'm so

I mean, I just can't believe you

Oh. What am I saying?

We've all been irresponsible

with this thing.

You're right. We have been

using the phone for the wrong reasons.

But maybe it's because we just want to

feel like we're back home.

It was nice to forget about being stranded

on an island for a minute.

Well, I vow to spend

way less time on my devices

and way more time

doing stuff with my friends from now on.

- Seconded!

- Samsies!

- Totes!

- But for now, let's focus on

figuring out a way

for someone to save us.

[Rosie] The phone has an U-Bird app.

I'll type in our location,

and someone can pick us up.

It says the trip will take

80,000 years to complete.

I know a great pizza place

on Piggy Island, so if that's close by,

we can order some food

and hitch a ride home with the driver.

- Everyone likes pineapple pizza, yeah?

- [all] Bleh!

We'd still need money for pizza.

Money we don't have.

But I think I know what we can do.

Thanks to Hamy and his audition.

- Ooh.

- Let's record a rescue message

to post to my Squiwk-Squawk account.

Ooh, ooh! What if you teach us

one of those K-PUP dances, too.

So if the video goes viral,

the more people will see it,

and the better our chances

will be of being rescued.

Love it. Fun and responsible choices,

my favorite combo.

But we need to move fast.

We only have one bar of battery life left.

[upbeat music playing]

Look how good we are.

This video is totally going viral.

Yep. Now I'll just hit the old post button

and we're good to go.

- [phone powers down]

- [Hamy gasps]

We just lost the cell signal?

Now? Oh, come on.

Maybe we just need to

wave the phone around in the air.

That's what my dad does

whenever he loses signal on his phone.

[grunting]

[groans] It's not working.

Maybe we need to get higher.

The signal's not our only problem. Look!

The battery's dying!

We're gonna lose power any second!

I think I found its charger.

Okay. New and better plan.

[dramatic music playing]

I should be able to get a signal

at the top of this tree.

[grunting]

Hamy, jump off.

I'm stuck.

Hang on, we got you.

[grunting]

[all yelling]

[gasps] The signal. We got high enough.

Post the video! Post it! Post it! Post it!

[dramatic music playing]

Yeah!

[all grunting]

[all groaning]

- We're okay.

- Buddy, what about the video?

The phone died.

So we have no idea if our video

made it off the island?

What do we do now?

I guess we wait.

[all sighing]

- [grunts]

- Well, there is one silver lining

with this phone dying.

We can give our attention

to what matters most: each other.

Speak of giving stuff our attention,

check it out.

- [Mia] This place is huge.

- [Rosie, Buddy, Hamylton] Whoa!

There's still so much to see and do.

Which we should totally discuss.

[chuckles]

When we're not so, um, so high up.

Come on, friends,

grab some wing and let's go home.

[upbeat music playing]

Chirp.