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01x01 - Go For Launch!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Angry Birds Mystery Island". Aired: May 21 – December 3, 2024.*
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Series introduces three hatchlings, Mia, Rosie and Buddy and a piglet named Hamylton, who get an all-expenses-paid getaway to an island near where they live but are mistakenly sent to an unknown island, and are left to explore the exotic island and try to get back home by solving mysteries as a team.

01x01 - Go For Launch!

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[Buddy]

Mia? Mia Mia!

[thunder rumbles]

[groans] Why does my head hurt?

Because you landed on it, Mia!

Hm? I did? Wait, what hap

[gasps]

[grunts]

Uh, where are we?

[Buddy]

I don't know.

Oh, the ground is lava.

[gasps] The ground is lava!

It's not lava.

It's just red sand.

[relieved laughs]

Okay, that's good.

Wait, there's no red sand on Bird Island.

Did we land on another planet?

- [rumbling]

- [worried grunting]

Was that an earthquake?

And why is there so much trash everywhere?

[grunts] Maybe it got launched here

like we did, Mia.

Focus, Rosie. The three of us

need to figure out where we are.

- [munching]

- You mean the four of us?

[thunder rumbles]

You

[panting]

Good morning, Buddy's best buds.

Ready for a new day

of soaking up knowledge

with the old brain sponge?

[yawns] Nope.

Me neither.

Learning is so overrated.

[laughs]

Am I right?

No. It's just I slept horribly last night.

Our math homework was so hard

that I had to stay up late to finish it.

[school bell ringing]

Speaking of homework,

can I check out yours to see if we

got all the same answers?

[both]

Mm-hmm.

- [yells]

- [gasps]

No, no, no! Our homework!

We need to go after it.

[suspenseful music playing]

Our homework's inside the dump,

and we're not allowed in there.

- Let's just say the wind ate it.

- You know we can't do that, Rosie.

Come on, let's just be quick.

[strains]

[grunts]

In and out, and we're all good.

[strains and grunts]

[pants and grunts]

[panting]

[grunts]

[shudders]

Help!

[crash]

[strains]

[grunts]

Whoo!

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Got you. Now, let's get out of here.

- [Hamylton] Help!

[grunts]

[Rosie]

Hey, isn't that Hamylton?

- [Buddy] Oh, the foreign exchange pig?

- I think he needs help.

Which is why I said the word "help."

I'm stuck!

- Hang on, Hamylton! Incoming.

- Rosie, wait! It's too dangerous.

What about our homework?

[groans]

[knuckles cracking]

[straining and grunting]

Oh, last night's homework.

What did all of you get for number

[distant yelling]

three?

[suspenseful music playing]

[thunder rumbles]

[all yelling]

- [munching]

- Wet corn in my mouth!

Wet corn in my mouth!

[grunts]

You're the reason we're here, Hamylton!

What were you even doing

at that dump to begin with?

I go there sometimes

because the smell reminds me of home.

Being the only pig on Bird Island

is a little scary sometimes.

Oh, and sometimes I find cool stuff,

like this watch.

[Mia] Looks like it's time

for you to get a new watch.

[Hamylton]

Hmm, that's weird.

It was working just fine back at the dump.

Come on, hatchlings.

Let's ditch this trash heap and head home.

The three of us just need to put our heads

together to figure out how to do that.

- Hmm?

- [Rosie hums]

- [bites]

- Uh, what are we doing?

Putting our heads together.

Not getting any ideas,

but don't we feel better now? I know I do.

I know what to do, my buds!

We can use these palm fronds as wings

and try to fly back home.

[panting]

- [bird screeches]

- [Buddy] I regret nothing!

- [water splashes]

- [Mia] Buddy!

[coughs]

- [upbeat surf music playing]

[startled grunt]

[laughing]

- [splashing]

- [growling]

Now, what was that?

Some sort of crazy island beast?

Nope. Just my tummy.

- Oh, I'm starving.

- [groans] Samesies.

- [stomach growls]

- Hey, quiet, Buddy belly.

Oh, I think I know what I can do

to help out.

It's time to go pig, and go home!

I know!

Let's build a new catapult.

- Yeah, let's do that!

- Hmm, that sounds hard.

- Oh, yeah, that does sound hard.

- Buddy, are you for or against the idea?

Oh, I'm for

and against it.

[chuckles]

Come on.

We don't have a lot of options here.

Now, let's find some materials

and just wing it to build that catapult.

How hard can it be?

[light music playing]

[laughing]

[grunting]

[Rosie grunting]

[startled grunt]

Hm?

Hmm

[grunting]

[laughing]

Whoo-hoo!

[cheering]

- [yells]

- [grunts]

[grunts] Just need to tighten this,

and then

- boom!

- Amazing!

- What was it supposed to be again?

- Our catapult!

Now, let's fly.

- [cracking]

- [crash]

Hm?

[frustrated yell]

Why is this so hard?

Come on, Hamy. Speak up.

You wanted to help, now do it.

[weird voice] But what if they ignore me?

I can't take any more rejection.

[normal] This is your chance

to show those birds what you can do.

[weird voice]

Why are you yelling at me?

[normal]

Why are you speaking in that weird voice?

[weird voice] That's how that character

in that movie we love

worked out his problems.

The one with the ring!

- [rumbling]

- [worried groans]

[yelling]

[all] Mm.

- [snarls]

- [yells] Zombie lobster!

No, no, it's just me. Hamylton!

Hamylton, what are you doing?

I just wanted to show all of you

that I can help out, too.

So I did the one thing I could.

I gathered all of this food.

Here, try this.

[pained groans]

This is a rock!

Oh, you don't say.

Well, the glowing seaweed isn't too bad.

Salty, but extremely tough.

Like chewing on delicious steel cables.

[bites and chews]

That's it!

We can use the tough seaweed

to bind our catapult together

so it won't fall apart.

Well, it's going to take the strength

of all three of you to pull it tight.

[chews]

You know what number

is better than three, Hamy?

- Four.

- [squeals]

Oh, then I say

all "four" one and one "four" all.

- You see, that's wordplay.

- Oh, I got it.

[upbeat music playing]

[straining]

Mm-hm.

[grunts and groans]

[laughing]

We did it!

We sure did.

Slap me some hoof!

Uh, I mean, wing!

Hamy, I'm sorry I said

birds and pigs couldn't work together.

Oh, it's okay.

If you hadn't doubted me,

I wouldn't have found the nerve

to prove that I could help.

You did that and way more.

Seriously, those hooves of yours

are super-powered.

- [blows]

- Well, what are we waiting for, friends?

Let's go home.

[Rosie laughs]

- [cracks]

- Ready, Rosie?

Rosie, ready.

- [grunts]

- [Rosie yells]

[distant yells]

[grunts]

[majestic music playing]

Wow!

[volcano rumbling]

Our teamwork, top notch.

Our building skills, not so much.

Drop down, Rosie.

I'll break your fall.

[Rosie yells]

- [grunts]

- That was fun.

- Can we do it again?

- I've got all the time in the world.

[giggling]

[sighs] Guess we're stuck here

a little while longer, Buddy.

Well, at least

we're stuck together, right?

- [chuckles]

- [stomach growls]

But we still have a food situation,

as in a lack of it.

[chuckles]

What are we going to eat me, Mia?

- [rumbling]

- [both] Whoa Whoa

Whoa, whoa

- [cracks]

- [gasps]

[sniffs] Oh, those weird rocks smell

like coconut water on the inside.

[sips] And taste like coconut water, too.

Coconut water rocks? Nice!

[both] Mm

[Rosie] Even if we are

stuck on a deserted island,

things could be worse.

Yeah.

Although, I am starting to miss my family.

Don't worry, Buddy,

it's only for tonight.

Tomorrow, we'll find a way home,

I promise.

It's dark.

Anyone know how to make a fire?

- [buzzing]

- [serene music playing]

- [gasps]

- Aw, they're emoji-flies!

[all] Whoa! Whoa

Okay, friends, get some sleep.

We're getting off this island

rock planet?

Whatever it is, we're leaving it tomorrow.

Oh, brilliant!

I'm so amped up with excitement.

I don't know if I'll be able

to fall asleep at all tonight

[snores]

- [creature roars in distance]

- What was that?

[mysterious music playing]

[Mia] Uh, sounds far away?

- Right, we're probably safe.

- [Rosie] Hmm

maybe whatever that thing is lives inside

the active volcano I saw earlier.

Well, sweet dreams.

- There's an active volcano?

- So there is lava, I knew it!

[chuckles]

[yawns]

[dramatic music playing]

[adventurous music playing]

[chirp]