01x07 - The Witch and I/Berti and the Beast

[bunniefuu]

Kindergarten, I'm on my way ♪

The wait is finally over ♪

It's gonna be great! ♪

I know that when I get there ♪

When I get there ♪

All of my friends

will be waiting for me ♪

- Here we go ♪

- Go ♪

The show is starting ♪

Come on get ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

The musical ♪

Everyone's a star ♪

-We are ♪

-Yeah ♪

Set and ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

Let's put on a show ♪

Come on get ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

Let's put on a show ♪

The Witch and I.

Happy Halloween, Ms. Moreno!

Happy Halloween!

What fabulous costumes!

Looks like we're all ready

to celebrate Halloween!

- Hurra!

- Yay!

Boo! I've got some news for you ♪

My spooky kidda-dees ♪

Lots of haunted things to do ♪

Fun Halloween activities ♪

- We'll have a monster dance parade ♪

- Cool ♪

-And Jack-o'-lantern snacks ♪

-Yum ♪

Hang ghosts and goblins on the door ♪

And even more that that ♪

What is it?

A Halloween surprise ♪

You won't believe your eyes ♪

Tricks and treats

and everything between ♪

A Halloween-y guest ♪

It's gonna be the best ♪

Special and spook-tacular

surprise you've ever seen ♪

It's Halloween! ♪

Get ready for our special Halloween guest!

-I can't wait to see.

-Ooh!

Who do you think the guest is gonna be?

Maybe a ghost.

Ghosts don't go to the bathroom.

My name is Wilma the witch,

and I'm your teacher for the day.

- Whoa!

- Wow!

-So that witch is Ms. Moreno?

-Uh-huh.

She's wearing a witch costume.

Or is she

Last night, I watched a movie

about a witch who cooks up

a bubbly magic potion

to turn kids into cats!

The movie witch looked just like Wilma!

I think Wilma is a real witch!

I don't think so, Rose.

And now, it's spooky snack time, kidlets.

But I'm not even hungry yet.

Oh , you will be.

Muffins-o-pumpkin,

frosting yummy,

give this Radish a hungry tummy!

- Whoa!

- Yummy!

Wow. Now I'm hungry.

Jack-O'-Lantern muffins

for all my spooky students!

Rose is right.

Wilma is a witch!

And she used a magic spell

to make me hungry.

Hold on, do you really think so?

Do we really think Wilma's a real witch

pretending to be our real teacher

pretending to be a pretend witch?

Yes, Berti. Yes!

Well, I'm still not sure.

I'm going to ask Ms. Moreno.

Something brewing.

Hot or iced,

is twice as nice with pumpkin spice.

She's making a magic potion.

You were right.

She is a witch!

I knew it!

What did you see?

One of those big witch pots.

-A cauldron?

-Yeah.

I saw her put in potion stuff,

and say a magic spell

about pumpkins and spice.

What is she gonna do with that?

In the movie,

the witch used a magic potion

to turn kids into cats!

Attention, my mini monsters!

Time for the Follow-the-Witch

Costume Parade

if you dare

Me-ow!

Quick, we've got to warn everybody

before Wilma turns us all into cats!

Come on!

Everyone, follow me!

Let's all do the monster dance ♪

Lock your knees

Stretch your hands out ♪

Walk real slow like you're in a trance ♪

Whoo! The monster dance ♪

What if Wilma is a real witch? ♪

Got a feeling maybe she is ♪

And where is Ms. Moreno? ♪

Oh, no! ♪

Whoo! The monster dance ♪

Let's all do the batty flap ♪

I heard Wilma is a real witch ♪

Flies around on her broom stick ♪

That sounds ♪

Spooky ♪

She's stirring up a potion ♪

In her cauldron filled with slime ♪

We've gotta find our teacher now! ♪

We're running out of time! ♪

-Wilma is a real witch ♪

-Let's do the spooky skeleton bop ♪

Bet she's gonna put a spell on us ♪

Raise your arms and let 'em drop ♪

Turn us into cats because ♪

That's just what a real witch does! ♪

The Skeleton bop ♪

Ahhh!

What marvelous monster faces!

Let's go get ready for spooky story time

before Wilma turns you into bats!

You mean cats?

Even better, cats!

See!

I told you she's a real witch.

If you're so sure

Wilma is a witch,

where is our real teacher?

Did you hear that?

Is that Albie?

No, he's sleeping in his cage.

It's coming from over there!

No way!

A guinea pig?

Wow!

Where'd it come from?

I don't know, but it's really cute!

Look at the little spots around its eyes.

Aw.

Like tiny eyeglasses

that look just like

Ms. Moreno!

These spots are the same shape

as Ms. Moreno's glasses!

Wilma the Witch

turned our teacher into a guinea pig!

Ahhh!

It is Ms. Moreno!

That's how she wiggles.

I'm coming

We gotta turn this guinea pig

back into Ms. Moreno now!

How'd they break

the magic spell in the movie?

With a good potion to undo the bad one!

I'm gonna need a bunch of leaves,

five wiggly worms,

and a lot of jewels.

Okay.

We've got leaves from the tree,

pipe cleaners for wiggly worms,

and fruit snacks for jewels.

Now we stir up the potion

and say the most magical words we know!

Uh

Recess-a-roni!

And, um, pizza-paloozy!

Then strawberry ice cream,

baloney Fruit smoothie!

That's it!

Everybody now! For Ms. Moreno!

Recess-a-roni, pizza-paloozy,

strawberry ice cream baloney

fruit smoothie!

It didn't work.

Ms. Moreno is still a guinea pig.

You found her!

- No!

- Don't!

Stop that witch!

Oh, no! What's going on, class?

You can't have our teacher, Wilma!

You changed her into a guinea pig,

so we're keeping her safe!

I think we've had

a big misunderstanding here.

It's me, Ms. Moreno.

Let's all go to the rug and talk.

Okay.

You all know that we dress up

in costumes for Halloween,

so why did you think I was a real witch?

Because your snack time

magic spell worked!

It made Radish hungry.

Ah! That wasn't magic.

Looking at yummy food

makes anyone hungry.

That's true!

I get hungry every time

I think about hot dogs!

Well, Berti saw you make

a potion in a cauldron.

And you were casting

some "pumpkin spice" magic spell!

Oh, she must have seen

my Halloween coffee mug.

Full of pumpkin spice coffee.

Oh, yeah.

That mug's a real show stopper!

But wait. If you're really our teacher,

who is that guinea pig?

Her name is Periwinkle.

She escaped from Mr. Kim's room.

Oh!

That was Mr. Kim at the door,

asking if we'd seen her.

The second graders will be so happy!

It really is you, Ms. Moreno!

I love that you have

such big imaginations.

But when your imagination

starts to go to a scary place,

just stop and think Is that real?

And ask a grown-up if you don't know.

Yeah, I let my imagination

get really big today

and ended up making a really

big mess in the classroom.

But maybe we can make this potion mess

disappear like magic!

Yeah!

Let's all do the monster dance ♪

Bend your knees

and reach your hands down ♪

Put those potions in the trash ♪

Whoo! The monster dance! ♪

Got a big imagination ♪

Can't let it run away with me ♪

Gonna be a little patient ♪

Wait and see ♪

What's really going on ♪

A Halloween surprise ♪

Let's all do the monster dance ♪

I can't believe my eyes ♪

Bend your knees

and reach your hands down ♪

-The cleanest classroom ♪

-Put those potion in the trash ♪

I have ever seen ♪

On Halloween! ♪

Here's Periwinkle.

I'm sure she'll be delighted

to be back in your classroom.

Bye, Carly.

Bye, Periwinkle!

Whoa, look! The hat's moving!

Uh-oh! It's a witch!

Hold on a second.

Let's stop and see if that's real.

Aw, Albie!

Happy Halloween, little guy.

Berti and the Beast!

Ahoy, Berti!

We're looking at our Halloween drawings.

There's my ghost!

Boo!

I drew bats!

Flappity, flappity, flap!

So creepy and flappy!

I love seeing our art on the wall.

It's like our drawings are up on stage

for everyone to see!

Where's your picture, Berti?

I drew a witch

but I don't see it up anywhere.

I'm sorry, Berti.

I haven't had time to hang

all the Halloween art yet.

But I will after our spooky week activity!

Get ready, boys and ghouls,

today we're going to

decorate pumpkins!

And when we're done decorating,

we'll have a contest to pick

the pumpkin-iest pumpkin.

Then we'll add it to

the Pumpkin Picture Board!

Every year, the kindergarten class

picks the pumpkin-iest pumpkin.

We keep pictures of all the past winners

on the Pumpkin Picture Board.

That's my big sister's pumpkin.

She won when she was in kindergarten.

Excelente!

Great!

If my pumpkin wins, that'd be even better

than having my witch picture

up for Spooky Week!

I want my pumpkin to be spooky,

but also cute.

I want my pumpkin to look cool,

but also like it could invent things.

I'd love my pumpkin to win

and be on the Pumpkin Picture Board.

So how are you gonna decorate it?

Well, all the other winners

have triangle eyes

and three spooky teeth.

Maybe if I decorate my pumpkin

like the other winners, then boom!

I'll win, too.

But don't you want to add

your own squiggles and whiskers?

So your pumpkin looks a little,

you know, different?

Well, it can't look too different,

or it might not win the contest.

I guess

Here, I'll show you.

All I have to do is find

the perfect pumpkin

and add triangle eyes and three teeth.

And ta-da!

Beasty!

Ooh! Hi, Beasty!

Nice to meet you.

Okay, my gleeful ghosts.

Now that you have some designs in mind,

let's float our way outside

for some pumpkin picking.

Ooh!

Ooh!

All right, pumpkin pickers.

On your mark,

get set,

pick your pumpkin!

So many pumpkins.

Which to choose?

It's gotta be a showstopper.

Not too tall

or not too small.

It's gotta look ready

for the Pumpkin Picture Board!

I'm looking for the prettiest pumpkin ♪

Maybe it could be you ♪

With a stem that twists

just like this one ♪

Orange and round and smooth ♪

Gotta be gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

Poster-perfect pose it, work it ♪

Everyone's gonna say ♪

You're gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

What about this one? ♪

-Too orange ♪

-What about that one? ♪

Not orange enough ♪

-This one? ♪

-The stems too twisty ♪

Huh, Berti, you're tough ♪

This one looks too much like an apple ♪

That one looks like a basketball ♪

This one's missing that razzle dazzle ♪

None of these pumpkins

are working at all! ♪

It's got to be gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

Poster-perfect pose it, work it ♪

Gotta look just the same ♪

And gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

Like all those other perfect pumpkins ♪

Hanging in the Halloween Hall O' Fame ♪

Okay, who's next?

Let's see the next pumpkin.

Uh, where'd all the pumpkins go?

We picked them.

Didn't you find one you like?

Not really.

There was something

a little too different about all of them.

Well, there is one pumpkin left

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

There must be another pumpkin,

any other one

Here? Over here?

Maybe here?

Aw. I can't put a perfect spooky face

on this bumpy pumpkin.

It's okay, Berti.

That pumpkin's just a little different.

I think it's kinda cute.

You wanna trade pumpkins?

Uh, sorry, I like mine.

It's very basketball-y!

And mine has a swirly stem like a snake!

Hey, Jamil! Wanna trade?

Abigail?

Ellie?

-No, thanks.

-Nope.

I'm okay.

My pumpkin looks like my Aunty Francine.

I think I'll call her

"Aunty Francine."

But

Okay, pumpkin pals,

let's roll inside to start decorating!

Well, I guess you're my "Beasty."

I'll try to make you

and your lumpety bumps a winner,

but I'm not so sure I can.

What's that?

I can't give up?

Aw, okay.

This would be a lot easier

if your skin was smooth.

But it's kinda fun

painting over your bumps.

And done!

Ugh! Beasty!

I like Beasty's smile!

Or is it a frown?

Or frown-smile?

I like how she's warty like a frog!

Ribbit!

Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

But I'm trying to win a pumpkin contest,

not a frog contest.

All right, my delightful decorators!

Please finish your pumpkin primping.

Our contest is about to boo-gin!

Oh, no! Beasty isn't ready!

She needs smooth skin, triangle eyes,

and three spooky teeth.

I gotta fix her fast!

We're gonna fix you up ♪

Get rid of the bumps ♪

And smush some of this stuff in ♪

Trust me, you're gonna be something ♪

The prettiest

most pumpkin-iest pumpkin ♪

First we're gonna give you eyes ♪

Two perfect triangles ♪

Next we're gonna make you smile ♪

Three teeth! No more! ♪

Clay foundation for your skin ♪

There's no way that you won't win ♪

Let's go get your glow on ♪

At the pumpkin salon ♪

Gonna fix you up ♪

Get rid of the bumps ♪

And smush a whole lot

more of this stuff in ♪

Trust me

You're gonna be something ♪

The prettiest

most pumpkin-iest pumpkin ♪

- Know what? ♪

- What ♪

You'll be the best of them ♪

Once you look like

all the rest of them ♪

Trust us, you're gonna be something ♪

The orange-est, cutest ♪

Spookiest, smoothest ♪

The prettiest

most pumpkin-iest pumpkin ♪

Ta-da!

Presenting the new and improved Beasty!

Hey, Beasty looks just like the pumpkins

on the Pumpkin Picture Board.

Exactly!

So maybe Beasty can win the contest!

Okay, my sweet squash-bucklers,

line up the pumpkins in the play area

so our contest can begin.

I hope I win!

Which pumpkin's yours, Berti?

Mine's Um Um

Maybe that one?

That's my pumpkin.

Oops, I meant that one!

No, that one!

That's Aunty Francine.

Don't you know your own pumpkin?

I used to.

Because Beasty

didn't look like the other pumpkins.

And that's what

made her so special!

I used to know Beasty ♪

But now I'm not sure ♪

The Beasty I knew ♪

Doesn't look like the Beasty

up there anymore ♪

I smoothed out her lumps,

got rid of her bumps ♪

Now she looks nothing like

the pumpkin she was before ♪

Ms. Moreno? I'm sorry,

but can I have a little more time

with my pumpkin, please?

Sure, but don't take too long, okay?

Thank you!

She's gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

Funny, bumpy, extra lumpy ♪

Spooky warts and all ♪

Gorgeous ♪

So gorgeous ♪

It's better just to be yourself ♪

Not like everybody else ♪

Pumpkin-perfect just the way you are ♪

You're a star ♪

You're gorgeous! ♪

There!

You might be different, Beasty,

but everybody's different.

And that's what makes us special.

All right, my crafty contestants,

it's time to pick

the pumpkin-iest pumpkin!

Which one will be this year's winner?

Who cares if we don't win, Beasty.

I like you just the way you are.

All right, class,

which pumpkin will it be?

Beasty!

What? We won?

I thought you'd all pick a pumpkin

that looks more regular?

But I've never seen a pumpkin

like yours before, Berti.

Her smile is so spooky cute.

Right, Aunty Francine?

Mmm-hmm.

You all should be proud of your pumpkins.

Radish's was the swirliest,

Rose's was the basketball-iest,

And Ellie's was the most

Aunty Francine-iest!

Winning's nice,

but I'm really glad

that Beasty looks like herself again.

Bumpy, different and gorgeous!

Congratulations, you two!

Say "Beasty."

Beasty!