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01x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kian's Bizarre B&B". Aired: April 8, 2025.*
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Kian84 manages an unconventional guesthouse, Kian Bizarre B&B, on Ulleungdo Island, providing a distinctive experience for young guests.

01x02 - Episode 2

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-[Jin] Should we cook?

-[Kian] Let's.

[Ye-eun] Shouldn't we wipe the floor?

Let's cook the rice here,

and the pork belly there.

[Jin] I know. Let's use this.

And the fire in here?

It'll get too hot.

Then down there?

-Light the fire here, cook the meat here.

-Oh, yeah?

-[whooshes]

-[Ye-eun screams]

STARTLED

-Whoa!

-Be careful.

-That could've gone really badly.

-[Jin] Give me that.

TERRIFYING FIREPOWER

-Kian, use this.

-Huh? We had that?

-[Kian] There.

-[Jin] It worked.

-[hissing]

-[Jin] Yeah, yeah.

Wow, it's so powerful.

LIGHTS THE FIREPLACE

WITH AN EMPTY CAULDRON

TO MAKE RICE

AND TO GET RID OF INSECTS

PUTS IN A LOT OF WOOD

[Jin] What happened to the cutting board?

I wonder why they never connected

a chimney to the furnace.

WITHOUT A CHIMNEY,

SMOKE GOES OUT THE WINDOWS

Oh, it burns.

-Uh, it stings, what the

-The fire's too strong.

Who makes a furnace without a chimney?

I DO

Hey, we need to wash this quickly.

It's heating up.

WASHING AFTER HEATING

-Wash it here.

-My eyes are burning.

[groans]

-Why's this so heavy? Can't believe this.

-[Jin] I'll do it.

Hold on

-There's way too much smoke.

-And we're sleeping in here?

USING THE FAN TO VENTILATE

[coughs]

[Seong-un] I seriously can't

keep my eyes open.

I built a rocket in high school, remember?

And even that didn't produce

nearly this much smoke.

I can't keep my eyes open! [groans]

Oh, my God!

[Ye-eun] Ugh, damn it!

[laughing]

OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE

Your true colors are starting

to show. [groans]

ME TOO

[Jin] Ye-eun, I'll do it.

-[Kian] This right?

-[Jin] Yeah.

THE CAULDRON IS SE

[exhaling]

Smells like the countryside in here.

It's nice.

[Choi coughs]

I think it'd be better

if you moved over there.

No, don't worry about us. Just relax.

KIAN'S B&B

[laughing]

-So peaceful.

-[chuckling]What even is this?

[Seong-eun] I can breathe again.

[Sung-h*] It's only the first day,

so I'm thinking,

"Ha-ha,this is good fun and all,"

but home design

is definitely not Kian's forte.

I need to make rice.

HOW WILL KIAN'S RICE TASTE?

[Ye-eun grunts]

A POT INSIDE THE CAULDRON?

[mumbles, groans]

-What idiot designed this place?

-[sighs]

I DID

[Jin laughs, squeals]

Oh, my eyes!

Hey, wait, the food trays. [coughs]

PREPARING THE MEAL TRAYS

IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS

-[Jin groans]

-[groans, sighs]

-Jeez, the smell.

-I seriously can't

I can't stay in that room any longer.

ESCAPING AFTER RICE STARTS COOKING

I'm tearing up.

[groans]

[breathes]

So we've got the rice going.

We can grill the pork belly.

-Let's start once the other guests arrive.

-We should do that.

Whoa, look at the sky!

Look, a rainbow!

-[all exclaim]

-Magical.

KIAN'S B&B

Straight out of a cartoon.

Want me to take a picture of you two?

-That's okay.

-Stand there.

Kian, you're so sentimental.

I don't like to take pictures,

but it's a special day.

-Say, "Rainbow."

-[both] Rainbow.

-[Ye-eun] That rainbow's amazing.

-[Jin] Incredible.

[Jin] Should we unpack while we wait?

We need to settle in.

-Uh, sure.

-Uh, okay.

-We haven't checked out our quarters yet.

-Let's go unpack.

[Jin] Opening on the day we arrive

is intense. This is brutal.

[Kian] Sorry.

This is my first time doing this.

UNPACKING IN THE STAFF'S QUARTERS

WHILE THE RICE COOKS

A TOAD?

A SMALL STATUE OF THE BUDDHA?

A BELL?

6:30 P.M.

AT THE MONORAIL

Luggage in the back.

-Oh.

-Load it up.

Do I just get on here?

It certainly looks that way.

-[loud whirring]

-That scared me.

QUICKLY TAKES OFF

[yelps] I'm scared. [chuckles nervously]

What is this?

THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO KIAN'S B&B

Watch out!

[squeals]

I'm getting rained all over my face.

Wow! Whoa, whoa, it's so pretty.

This is seriously way too much!

[squeals]

[girl 1] God, it's so pretty.

Wait, it's this far?

There's a rainbow.

-Where?

-There.

Whoa!

No way!

Are we the first ones here?

Sounds like guests are coming.

[Seong-eun]

But none of the staff are here.

What do we do?

[Sung-h*] Man, this is insanity.

[gasps]

HESITAN

What do we do?

-[Sung-h*] Hello.

-[girl 1] Hello!

[Seong-eun] Hello.

[Seong-eun] It's very smoky inside.

TWO GUESTS CHECK IN

AT A KIAN-LESS KIAN'S B&B

The staff went to quickly unpack

some things, so

-Wait, what's going on in there?

-[Sung-h*] We're cooking rice.

-Rice?

-[Seong-eun] Yeah.

-[Sung-h*] Yeah.

-Seems like it's burning.

Can we go inside yet?

-[Sung-h*] If you don't mind the smoke.

-[Ga-hyun] Oof!

Oh, my eyes are burning.

[Ga-hyun] I was so shocked.

[Jun-hee] The smoke from the cauldron

was beyond belief.

Seriously, never have I had

so much trouble keeping my eyes open.

Oof!

I'm getting teary.

Oh. [coughs]

I think something's wrong here.

[bell dings]

KIAN'S B&B

PLEASE LET KIAN'S B&B BE A SUCCESS

[clanging]

What are you doing?

They say if you scratch its back,

you'll receive good luck.

Here comes good luck.

-I can hear the luck coming.

-Yep.

CROAK

-Let's go.

-[both pant]

-[Jin] Are the other guests here?

-Here comes the staff.

THE STAFF RETURNS

-[Ye-eun] Hello.

-[Kian] Hello.

[Sung-h*]

This place is gonna go out of business.

[Kian panting]

-Did you put out the fire?

-Huh?

Hold on.

[yells]

[yells]

[groans loudly]

ACTIVATING THE VENTILATION SYSTEM

[Ga-hyun] Oh, great idea.

Oh, the fire's so strong.

[grunts]

-[sizzles]

-Yeah!

PUTS OUT THE FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE

[pants]

[grunts]

[Sung-h*] Oh, good work.

Please keep working hard. Oh, Jesus.

Working under a stupid owner

will make your body suffer.

-[Ye-eun] Exactly.

-What did you say?

I was imagining Hyori's Bed and Breakfast.

I was hoping for something similar.

-So was I.

-Same producer, right?

I envisioned

Hyori's Bed and Breakfast too.

Everything looked comfy on that show.

When the guests arrived,

I just wanted to chat with them a little

and, you know, get to know them,

but we were already so disorganized.

At that point, I was totally freaking out.

DID THE RICE COOK WELL?

IT'S JUST WATER AND RICE

It did cook a little.

What do you mean, "cooked a little"?

Rice needs to be cooked completely.

No, it's about half-cooked.

Kind of like rare. It's cooked rare.

[Jin] So rice soaked in water!

This isn't going to work.

Let's cook it on the portable stove.

Ah, it'd be really handy

if we had another one.

THINKING

[Jun-hee] The bathroom light

doesn't turn on.

[Ga-hyun] You must be hungry.

-Owner, I got an idea.

-Yeah?

We cook the rice with the gas stove,

light the fire again

Light it again?

wash the larger cauldron,

and grill the pork belly on it.

Sure, I'll do all the work.

Or should we just buy mulhoe?

-Mulhoe?

-[Ye-eun] I think that'll be faster.

For today. We've got to. Just today.

No, Ye-eun, don't compromise.

It'll taste the same anyway.

-Just for today?

-Just for today, you know?

-Ye-eun!

-No, well, we all make mistakes.

It's natural that people make mistakes.

[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?

We can just burn those logs

and grill the meat.

That'll take another hour and a half.

It'd be quicker to buy some mulhoe.

COOKING FOOD THEMSELVES

VERSUS BUYING MULHOE

WHAT WILL THE OWNER CHOOSE?

No, no, no. We have to serve our guests.

KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY

WE MAKE MEALS FOR GUESTS

[Jin] Yeah, you're right.

Then I'll wash that cauldron.

["We Are the Superstars" playing]

A superstar ♪

[yelps] It's cold.

A superstar ♪

[grunts]

We are the superstars ♪

We shine, oh, we shine ♪

[Kian grunts]

We shine, huh ♪

[both grunting]

[loud whooshing]

Only going higher, uh ♪

RELI

[song stops]

SILENCE

You enjoying your stay so far?

ARE WE LIKING OUR STAY?

-They just got here!

-[laughing]

[Kian] So, how long

are you guys staying with us?

-Three days, two nights.

-Me too.

Oh, you too? Did you guys meet here?

-Just now.

-While coming down here on the monorail.

Got it. Well, all of you are here anyway,

so I wish you all a relaxing stay.

[laughs]

8:00 P.M.

THE RICE IS COOKED

-Get rice, everyone.

-[Kian] Time to eat.

How'd the rice turn out so good?

I mean, I cooked it, but

-[Ye-eun] It's so steamy.

-[Kian] Help yourselves, everyone.

We're not providing breakfast tomorrow.

-All right?

-Okay.

Eat a lot now. If you're hungry

in the morning, there's no food.

-Why isn't there?

-A B&B without breakfast?

Usually there would be,

but tomorrow's an exception.

Normally there is, but we had to

switch it up today.

We're serving a meal in advance.

FINISHES OILING THE CAULDRON

Oh, it's hot.

[exhales]

I feel like this might not work.

Hmm.

I think I better ask for help.

[line ringing]

-[man on phone] Hey.

-Hey, teach.

-You having fun?

-[Jin loudly] Hey, teach!

-Having fun?

-Hey, teach, I'm filming right now.

Who's that?

You know something about cauldrons, right?

What kind of cauldron?

Just, you know, a cast iron cauldron.

-[Jun-hee] Is that

-Paik Jong-won.

ANOTHER BIG STAR

-[Sung-h*] That voice.

-I recognize it.

But a burnt cauldron isn't serious enough

to call Mr. Paik Jong-won. Is it?

[Seong-eun] Paik Jong-won?

I keep scrubbing and black stuff

keeps coming out. What now?

Yeah, you're supposed to cook

with it first.

Try frying or boiling something

in the cauldron first.

Then it should get

a good coating naturally.

Okay, but all this black stuff

keeps coming out of it.

Just eat it. It won't k*ll you, kid.

It won't come off

when the cauldron gets hot.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

-Got it.

-Enjoy your dinner.

-Thanks.

-Bye.

-Mr. Owner.

-Yeah?

-I asked Mr. Paik Jong-won about it.

-What'd he say?

It's fine to eat out of.

PROBLEM SOLVED

Thank goodness for Mr. Paik.

Well, great, great.

Folks worried about hygiene can use this.

You're a little more wild, use that.

[Jin] He said less black stuff

comes out if it's on high heat.

I'll look forward to your cooking.

[all laugh, cheer]

Good luck.

GLARE

-What? What?

-[laughter]

-Want help?

-That'd be great.

You want my help? I'll join you.

Why didn't you just ask for help?

I'd feel lonely doing it all by myself.

You would?

Of course!

This food, we can't let any of it

go uneaten.

-We're gonna be here a while.

-[Jin] Great.

MUNCH

-Why are you snacking on that onion?

-Want some?

-Of course not.

-It's good.

It's ready. The meat.

[sizzling]

Mr. Owner, the heat's gotten low.

Again? Let's torch it again then.

[loud whooshing]

[grunts]

[Jin groans]

How is it?

[Jin] Mr. Paik was right,

the meat's not blackening.

THE FRYING PAN TEAM

Let me cook first.

Let me do the cooking first.

Guests, please just stay put.

This is going great.

Our meat is cooking quicker.

Theirs isn't cooking.

-Let's eat. Aren't you hungry?

-[Sung-h*] The meat's almost done.

We're the winners.

[laughing]

[laughs]

-It's looking pretty chaotic in there.

-[Ye-eun] Total chaos.

It's as smoky as when

they were making rice earlier.

VENTILATION SYSTEM IS ON

[sizzling]

-[Kian] How's the meat?

-Well, it's doing not too bad.

[Kian] Okay.

Let's cook some kimchi in the middle.

-[Jin] Should we or not?

-[Kian] Let's try cooking this.

[Jin] Just this much? Put it in.

-Green onion.

-Why are you putting in the green onion?

Oh, it's good grilled.

-[sizzling]

-[both groan]

Let's grill this too.

-Ow, that stings.

-Grill this.

-Why the green onion?

-[Kian] Just try it.

-[Jin] What are you talking about?

-[Kian] Just try it.

They do this in Italy.

-[Jin] It's burnt.

-Put it in.

-[Jin] It's burnt.

-Put this in, give me that.

[Kian] Hey. This

let's cook it on the frying pan.

Dang, it looks good.

-[Jin] That onion is still raw.

-[Kian] This needs to be cooked more.

Ow, it's hot, it's hot.

-Put gloves on.

-Okay.

[Kian] Take this outside.

Kimchi too. One more piece.

Kimchi.

[groans]

We're all eating already.

Okay, Ye-eun was right.

See? I was right.

[Sung-h*] The pan is sizzling.

[Ye-eun] We're enjoying ourselves here.

-[Ye-eun] You eat, I'll do it.

-[Jin] Hurry up and eat.

-Hmm!

-[Jun-hee] Is it good?

-[Jin] It's so good.

-Exactly.

-Mm, it's so good.

-[Ye-eun] Exactly.

-Yeah.

-[Ga-hyun] Is it good?

-Mm, it's so good.

-[Seong-eun] It's so good.

[Jun-hee] We're planning to go

there tomorrow morning.

[Ye-eun] The kimchi's tasty.

Was this what you originally

had in mind for the show?

[Kian] Originally?

-I'm happy with this.

-That's fine then.

You stay in B&Bs to rest and relax, right?

[all] Yeah.

So you just lie in your room alone

and relax while you're here.

-It's a bonus there aren't walls.

-[Sung-h*] You're right.

TOGETHER AS ONE AT KIAN'S B&B

If there's anything making

your stay uncomfortable, let us know.

-I'm uncomfortable.

-There's so much smoke.

[laughs]

-[Sung-h*] The smoke is a little too much.

-It's a lot.

-[Ye-eun] It's making my nose run.

-I'm uncomfortable.

-[Sung-h*] You want us to sleep there?

-I can't believe what I said.

After that mess, I'm telling you to

tell me if you're uncomfortable.

Everything about this place

must be uncomfortable for you.

Since you're here,

might as well have a drink.

-Do we have cups?

-Pretty sure we don't.

We can use the food trays.

Can we drink out of the food trays?

I'm fine with that.

-I don't care either.

-Let's do it.

Let me give each of you a welcome drink.

Have a drink, each of you. Here.

-Thank you.

-Have a pleasant stay, everyone.

MAKGEOLLI BOWLS FOR GUESTS

Think of this as your home. For you

MEAL TRAYS FOR STAFF

-[Jun-hee] So funny.

-Need to go to bed.

Shouldn't we take a picture?

We'll wanna look back on this.

Millennials and Gen Z-ers

take these kinds of pictures.

-Three, two, one.

-[all] Cheers.

[Sung-h*] Which direction?

[slurping, gulps]

[exhales loudly]

It's nice.

-You seem like an athlete

-Do I?

-Am I'm right?

-No, I'm retired.

You're retired?

-You're, like, 20 years old.

-Twenty-three.

Why'd you retire? You're only 23.

-You did dance, right?

-[Jun-hee] No.

-[Ye-eun] Swimming.

-Gymnastics.

-[Ga-hyun] Swimming? Gymnastics?

-I did artistic swimming. Water ballet.

I was close!

[exclaims]

[Ga-hyun] I was born in '05. I'm 20.

-Wow, 20 years old?

-[Ye-eun] What's your dream?

-[Jin] What's on the top of your list?

-A flight attendant.

-Flight attendant. It suits her.

-[Jin] Yeah.

Thank you.

-[Jin] Time for the guests to go to bed?

-[Ye-eun] Right.

Everyone, if you want to sleep,

go to sleep.

-[Seong-eun] Okay.

-If you want to keep drinking, stay.

[Kian] Do whatever you want.

I don't see the curtain to divide

the guys' section from the girls'.

-Better to tape it on.

-Yeah, tape it.

-[Kian] It's not gonna fall.

-[Sung-h*] It looks okay.

BEFORE

Night everyone. See you tomorrow.

-Good night.

-[Kian] Yeah.

AFTER

-Hey, I'm going to head to bed first.

-Wait for me!

10:30 P.M.

THE STAFF CLOCKS OU

[Jun-hee] What if the three of them

don't wake up?

-[Jin] Good work.

-[Kian] Good work.

[Ye-eun] Good work!

-Mr. Owner!

-Yeah?

[Jin] I have some pajamas

that I made.

-Oh, wow.

-[Kian] Really?

Fantastic.

-These are "devil pajamas."

-[Kian] Okay.

-[Ye-eun] Devil pajamas?

-Yeah.

Devil pajamas because you wear these

whenever you have a really bad day.

[Ye-eun] Ah!

And I brought these "angel pajamas,"

which you wear when you've had

a good day.

-[Ye-eun] Wow.

-[Kian] I can wear these after a good day.

[Ye-eun] I love these. I'm keeping these

as an heirloom.

-So I kept five sets at home.

-No way.

-I gave one to Coldplay.

-These are rare items.

-One to Mr. Paik Jong-won.

-[Ye-eun] Wow.

-I brought the last two I had left.

-It's such an honor.

-[Ye-eun] No way!

-They're cute.

THREE MINUTES LATER

3 MINUTES LATER

Are you showering here, Kian?

[Kian] Yeah, I'm almost done.

-[Jin] You're done showering?

-[Kian] Yeah.

[Jin] You're already done? Ridiculous!

[Kian] I don't like long showers.

[Jin] This is not whether

you like long showers or not.

This is hard to believe.

-It's nice.

-Nice. But is there shampoo in there?

Shampoo? There's soap.

-No shampoo?

-It's an all-in-one.

What's an all-in-one?

There's body wash, shampoo,

and conditioner. It's an all-in-one.

THE ALPHA MALE OF ULLEUNGDO ISLAND

[dramatic music playing]

HAPPY WITH HOW HE LOOKS

Oh, a bug. Oh, no.

-Mr. Owner.

-Yeah?

-[Ye-eun] Here.

-What?

[Ye-eun] Can you catch this for me?

-Is there a bug?

-Yeah.

-There's a moth too! Catch it!

-Where?

-It just flew by.

-It's fine.

I bet the moth's just as scared.

Wait, this one. It's right here. Here!

Yuck, a bug! Hurry! Catch it! Catch it!

Oh, don't look at it.

He's just as scared of you.

[whimpers]

-It's going up there to rest.

-Oh, no, don't go!

-Don't go.

-Look, it's behind there.

-Just this once! Oh, come on!

-Are you serious?

-You hate bugs that much?

-Catch that one.

-It's sleeping up there.

-I really can't. It's flying around again.

-Huh?

-It's flying around again.

Should I turn off the lights?

Moths don't drink blood. You'll be fine.

-I'll tell you if I see it again.

-All right.

SHOO, SHOO

KICKS

KICKS

CASUALLY UNFOLDS JIN'S MAT TOO

WARMHEARTED INTENTIONS

HALF-HEARTED ACTIONS

I'm going to sleep.

Good night, everyone.

JIN THE ANGEL GETS READY TO SLEEP TOO

Oh, man, my entire body's aching. God.

[Kian] Go to sleep. You must be tired.

THE GUESTS GO TO BED AS WELL

[switches click]

[insects trilling]

KIAN'S B&B

[serene music playing]

SECOND DAY

7:00 A.M.

KIAN'S B&B ANNEX, STAFF'S QUARTERS

[cell phone ringing]

BLANKET TURNED INSIDE-OU

[cell phone ringing]

Hello.

-[man] Yes, hello.

-Uh, hello.

-I'm the guest who's to join you today.

-Have you arrived?

-We originally had one more joining us.

-Yeah.

-But he missed the train this morning.

-Oh!

He'll be arriving tomorrow

around 7:00 a.m.

Mm, I gotcha.

Okay, so, you have to ride the monorail

to get here.

Oh, really?

So we, uh, what is it? Uh

-We, uh

-Yes?

Uh, I'll text you an address,

so take a taxi there.

-Ah, okay.

-And then there's the, uh

-The monorail?

-The monorail.

You just need to take it to get down here.

ON HIS WAY TO WORK IN HIS PAJAMAS

[amusing music playing]

SPACING OUT IN THE MORNING

STAGGERS AS HE GOES TO WASH UP

KIAN'S B&B

ONE BY ONE, THEY GET UP

[Jun-hee] Look at the sea over there.

This place feels different in the morning.

It looks more woodsy in the morning light.

[Jun-hee laughing]

THE OWNER ARRIVES AT WORK

-Morning.

-Morning.

-Did you sleep well?

-Yeah.

[groans]

Oi!

A bird [sighs]

took a dump on Jin's seat.

[chirps]

[whirring]

SLEEPY

[yawns loudly]

I wonder if he is almost there.

AMAZED

-Ah, hello.

-Oh.

-Hello.

-Hi.

Why'd you sleep in?

-[chuckles]

-You missed the train?

[Kian chuckles]

There's bird poop in the middle seat.

Sit in front.

[man] Okay.

You have a similar vibe

to the guys who showed up yesterday.

-What's your name?

-I'm Kim Ki-hong.

Jim Ji-hyeon?

Huh? Kim Ki-hong!

Kim Ji-hyeon?

No, no.

Oh. Oh.

Your name is Kim Ji-hyeon?

No. Kim!

Yeah?

-Kim Gi!

-Ki-hyeon?

-Never mind.

-Ah, Ki-hyeon?

Sure. [laughs]

GIVES UP ON TALKING TO KIAN

-[Jun-hee] Someone's coming?

-[Choi] Our junior.

-[Jun-hee] Know him?

-[Choi] Yeah.

Hi!

[laughing]

-You go to KAIST too?

-Yes, I do.

-There's no breakfast today.

-Really?

Yeah, so, we chose to have dinner

last night instead.

-Breakfast will be served tomorrow.

-Starting tomorrow?

Well, guys, if you think about it, hotels

don't provide three meals a day either.

-They only serve breakfast. Dinner

-Right. But I didn't eat last night.

-That's why you should've come yesterday.

-[Ki-hong] You have a point.

But we have ramyeon. If you want

to eat that, go ahead and help yourself.

Sure, yeah.

Anyway, if there's anything else

you need, let me know.

[Ki-hong] Okay, will do.

I'm going to go sleep for another hour.

[laughing]

-I'm Kim Ki-hong.

-[Jun-hee] Ki-hong? Nice to meet you.

Oh, he's up?

[groans, sighs]

[sighs]

-Sleep well?

-Yeah. Good morning.

You were snoring last night.

I kept waking up.

[snoring]

[Kian sighs]

THE EMPLOYEES WORKED HARDER THAN THE OWNER

[Kian] Argh, what is wrong with this guy!

Sorry! You didn't wash

the dishes yet, did you?

I'll go and do it myself.

-Now?

-Yeah.

I'll come with you.

Nah, I'll go by myself.

There isn't enough space anyway.

-Space for what?

-Space to do the dishes.

Mr. Owner, I'm headed up first.

-[Jun-hee] Thanks for the food!

-[Ga-hyun] Yeah.

-[Ki-hong] Thanks for the food.

-[Sung-h*] Thank you.

-It's starting to get hot.

-Totally.

It's perfect weather for snorkeling.

-Good morning.

-Hey.

[all] Good morning.

Guess who that is.

I was studying. I didn't have time

to research the place.

[Sung-h*] You did nothing but study?

BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU?

[laughs]

-Would you like noodles?

-Who are you?

THEY BOTH DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER

-[Sung-h*] He works here.

-Huh?

HE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE

ABOUT THE NEW GUES

CHECKS THE DISHES TO WASH

STARTS WASHING THE DISHES

You were doing the dishes?

-Thanks for your hard work.

-Sure, just leave them here.

Thank you for doing all this

so early in the morning.

That's okay, just drop it in.

MORE DISHES TO WASH

Thank you.

ALL DISHES RECEIVED

THE FAUCET IS A BIT TOO HIGH

GETS UP

AND SITS DOWN AGAIN TO WASH THE DISHES

[sighs] My arms hurt.

Man, what was our owner thinking

when he built this infernal place?

-Ye-eun!

-Yeah?

We have one more guest.

A friend of those guys from KAIST.

-One who couldn't come yesterday?

-He says he didn't eat breakfast.

Should I make something

with my soy milk maker?

SOMETHING SHE BROUGHT FOR THE GUESTS

I'll make him some.

OFF TO MAKE HOMEMADE SOY MILK

TIME FOR KIAN TO WASH UP

KIAN'S WAY OF WASHING UP

[upbeat music playing]

KIAN'S WAY OF BRUSHING HIS TONGUE

CLEANLY FLOSSES AS WELL

WASHES HIS FACE AND RINSES HIS MOUTH

AT THE SAME TIME

SHAVES WITH LEFTOVER WATER ON HIS FACE

RINSING THE FACE AFTER SHAVING

IS A WASTE

DONE

Oh, sunscreen.

SMOTHERED IN SUNSCREEN

-Good morning.

-[Ga-hyun] Good morning.

YE-EUN ARRIVES AT WORK

-Are you the new guest?

-[Ki-hong] Yeah.

I heard you were hungry,

so I brought a soy milk maker.

Oh, wow.

HOMEMADE SOY MILK FOR THE LATE GUES

BLACK BEANS

-This stuff's so good for you.

-[Sung-h*] There's nothing to store it in.

TIMER

KIAN RETURNS TO WORK

Um, a sponge.

LET'S CLEAN

The dishes

COLLECTS THE "ITALIAN" GREEN ONIONS

Cups.

-[Sung-h*] Think it's ready.

-Oh, it's done.

-[Sung-h*] Wow.

-Wow, look how thick.

[Ki-hong chuckles]

The youngest can have the first sip.

That looks good.

-Pretty good.

-Yeah?

Oh, it's good. Yeah, really flavorful.

YE-EUN'S HOMEMADE SOY MILK

WRITING ON SLIPPERS?

-[Jin] Mr. Owner.

-Yeah?

[Jin] Toss me those.

-[Kian] "Emp one"?

-[Jin] Yours.

-Why "emp"?

-Employee One.

THE OWNER'S SLIPPERS, EMP1

Ah! "Emp One." [laughs]

Hey, wait a minute.

Man, his slippers are filthy.

[Kian] Wash them. It's fine.

-Do you have athlete's foot?

-[all laugh]

Me? That's how people get closer,

by passing athlete's foot to each other.

Do you actually have it?

-Athlete's foot? No.

-[Jin] Be honest.

It comes and it goes.

-You don't have it?

-He really is honest.

I don't!

People usually get it in the military.

[Jin] Mr. Owner.

Don't you need to run around

in the army to end up with athlete's foot?

[Jun-hee laughs] What a leap in logic.

Our fans wouldn't like it

if we had athlete's foot.

No true fan would dislike you

for having it.

-Come on!

-How beautiful is that?

Who likes athlete's foot?

Ye-eun, you like athlete's foot?

I love it! I'd love to get it!

-The charms of athlete's foot.

-Put those on then.

[Kian] I'd better secretly infect her

with the virus.

Ye-eun could be scratching her feet

like crazy by the end.

[Kian] We need to go today.

Now that the weather's good,

the only place I could think of

was Kian's B&B main building.

THE MAIN KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA

THEY DECIDE TO MOVE TO THE MAIN B&B

Everyone, we might be moving out,

so get your things packed up

and organize your stuff a bit.

Understood.

The weather's good today,

we could relocate.

[Jun-hee] Okay.

-We'll be going.

-They're heading out.

-See you later.

-[Kian] Have a good time.

-Have a good time.

-[Kian] Yeah, be safe.

-[whirrs]

-[Ga-hyun] Whoa.

Where are you going hiking?

[Sung-h*] We're snorkeling.

We're leaving to go borrow scooters.

You're taking scooters?

hen, let's drop these guys off

-[Jin] Yeah. Okay.

-[Kian] then go to the barge.

Whoa.

-Whoa, whoa.

-[Ye-eun yelps]

THE STAFF ARE ON THEIR WAY

-Whoa!

-My God, it's so picturesque here.

[Ye-eun] Wow, it's pretty.

All right, you ready?

It's going to be a jolt. Ready?

-Oh!

-Oh, man.

Can you send this down right away?

There's a group waiting.

WHILE THE STAFF PREPARES THE VEHICLES

TEAM KAIST IS ON THEIR WAY

Oh, I thought that was you

stroking my head.

[chuckles]

Whoa!

-[Kian] You're renting scooters?

-Yeah.

[Kian] Where's that at?

[Sung-h*] It's near Ulleung County

government office.

KIAN'S B&B

TOWN CENTER

-I'll take one on motorcycle.

-Rock, paper, scissors?

MODES OF TRANSPORTATION

FOR KIAN'S B&B

CAR TO BE REVEALED

MOTORCYCLE

WITH A SIDECAR

KIAN AND SEONG-EUN ON THE MOTORCYCLE

JIN, YE-EUN, SUNG-h*,

AND KI-HONG IN THE CAR

JIN'S RIDE, KIAN'S RIDE

Oh.

[laughs]

-This is fun!

-Yeah, it is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

[laughing]

[screams]

Wow.

EXCITED

He looks so cute in the sidecar.

-Let's try that next time!

-Yeah.

-Wow.

-That looks fun.

-Okay, be careful.

-See you later.

-See you.

-Later.

-Bye.

-See you later.

THE STAFF HEAD TO THE MAIN B&B

Maybe I should just go by car.

-You scared?

-No, I'll be fine.

-Tell me if you feel you're gonna die.

-Okay.

Wow, this is fun.

This road's incredible.

[Kian] There's no air pollution at all.

[Ye-eun] Whoa! This is so nice!

-So pretty!

-[Kian groans in satisfaction]

[Ye-eun gasps]

It's such a beautiful color!

[Jin] It looks just like a painting.

What do you call it

when light reflects off the sea?

-A haze?

-Sun glitter.

Sun glitter?

-Isn't the sun glitter pretty?

-Yeah, it's pretty.

SUN GLITTER, NOT HEAT HAZE

[Kian] This is the happiest

I've felt since I arrived in Ulleungdo.

I'm so happy.

SAME TIME, DIFFERENT FEEL

Is this the right way? It's so boring

being all by myself, I'm so lonely.

It's really pretty, though.

That's not it, is it?

Hmm?

THAT?!

CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

That's it, right?

THIS

That's it.

-[Ye-eun] No way!

-[Kian] Yeah, that's it.

B&B SPOTTED ON THE SEA

No way! Is it actually floating

on the sea like that?

FEELING PROUD

[Kian] Dreams come true.

KIAN'S DREAMS COME TRUE

-This is your time to shine.

-[Ye-eun] What do I do? This is crazy.

-[Jin] I'm worried.

-[Ye-eun] Wait, hold on.

[Kian] You're driving.

My first time out to sea.

But we won't die.

A BOAT ALL OF A SUDDEN?

Ye-eun, you good? Can you do this?

I'll give it a try.

SPECIAL MISSION FROM THE PRODUCTION TEAM

GET A BOATING LICENSE

-I can't. Did I screw up?

-Make sure it doesn't turn.

[man] There, the black part.

[Ye-eun] I'm embarrassed,

but it took four times for me to pass.

I really did study hard, though.

CAPTAIN JI'S MISSION FROM NOW ON

PICK UP THE GUESTS

FROM THE POR

AND GO 800M

TO KIAN'S B&B

IN PARTICULAR, THE TURN

THROUGH THE BREAKWATER

IS THE TOUGHEST PAR

STARTING POIN

DESTINATION

TODAY IS HER FIRST TRY

AT DRIVING ON THE SEA

WILL CAPTAIN JI BE ABLE TO DO WELL?

-Are you really nervous?

-Of course!

-Why so nervous?

-I don't know.

I'm nervous!

Show us what you got, Ji Ye-eun.

Oh, God.

Here we go.

[engine revs]

Whoa, Ye-eun, Ye-eun!

[Ye-eun squeals]

This is so nerve-wracking.

[Jin] Whoa, Ye-eun, nice.

This is perfect.

-[man] Keep your eyes forward.

-Ye-eun! Amazing!

-Ah! Hold on, what do I do?

-Left! Left!

-[Jin] This is crazy.

-[Ye-eun] Yeah.

-[Jin] Wait, Ye-eun.

-[Kian] We're heading towards the wall.

-We're heading towards the seawall!

-[Ye-eun] No, no.

-[Kian] Wait, wait, wait

-[Jin] Hey, hey, hey

[Jin and Kian]

Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!

-No. Wait Watch out!

-Hey, hey, hey

You trying to k*ll us? The seawall.

No, come on. Stop, stop.

-Be quiet!

-Stop talking!

-God!

-Chill out!

Trust me, I can get us there.

THEY GET PAST THE DANGER

BEYOND THE BREAKWATER

AROUND THE BREAKWATER

INNER PORT, OUTER POR

THE INNER PORT HAS CALMER WAVES

THE OUTER PORT HAS STRONGER WAVES

[Jin] Whoa, where is it?

-[Kian] Oh, there it is!

-[Ji squeals excitedly]

All right, warriors,

I see our destination over there!

-[Jin] You're doing great, seriously.

-[Kian] Let's go!

[all cheering]

Let's go! Wipe them all out!

[all cheering]

[Jin and Kian screams]

[Ye-eun squeals]

Whoa, the boat's in midair. What is this?

Hey, is this headed to

an island in the sky?

-[Ye-eun laughing]

-[both] Whoa!

COLLAPSES

STUMBLES

UTTER CHAOS

[Kian] Get up!

[Jin] This boat might go up

to the island in the sky!

[Ye-eun] What! Oh, God!

[man] You can't freak out.

You're the captain!

-[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?

-[laughing]

No, I haven't ever, um

What are you doing?

[Ye-eun] I've never driven a boat

with waves this choppy.

Seriously, what are you doing?

-[Jin] We're really here.

-[Kian] At last.

-[Jin] We're really here. We made it.

-[Ye-eun] Amazing!

AFLOAT IN THE WATERS OF ULLEUNGDO

IS THE MAIN B&B

KIAN'S B&B

WHERE KIAN'S IMAGINATION HAS COME TO LIFE

WITH THE ELEPHANT ROCK IN THE BACKGROUND

[trumpets]

-[Kian] One moment.

-[Ye-eun] It'll be scary there.

-[Jin] You okay?

-[Ye-eun] This is too

-[grunts]

-[man] Come closer.

THEY FINALLY STEP ABOARD THE BARGE

[Kian] We're finally here.

[Kian sighs]

[Kian] Oh, I'm so moved.

OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE

-[grunts in satisfaction]

-This is amazing!

[chuckles]

This is better than I expected.

REALLY?

OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE AGAIN

Whoa. It's really well-built.

Should we check out the house first?

That's where the problem is.

HA HA

How are we supposed to sleep here?

-[Jin] The beds are narrow. Too short.

-[Ye-eun] They're small.

[Jin] It'll hurt if you fall out of them.

[Kian] Yeah, but you won't die.

[Kian] First thing I did was,

make an outdoor sleeping zone.

You know how rock climbers sleep

on rigs like this? So you can sleep here.

THREE-STORY BEDS

We'll attach two slides

so people can move back and forth.

ACCESS THE FIRST FLOOR

WITH THE PINK SLIDE

Now, take this slide down right into

the sea. Yeah, into the sea.

THE YELLOW SLIDE LEADS YOU

STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA

IT'S YOUR CHOICE

We can't possibly sleep there.

Seriously, the sun will wake us up.

You're supposed to rise with the sun.

TAKEN ABACK

Go to sleep after the sun sets.

[Jin] Those are the basins.

Big basins, that's where everyone

can shower

You can wash your back, or take a shower.

We're at the end of summer.

SPEECHLESS

-[Jin] I don't even know what to say.

-[Ye-eun] Me neither.

[Jin] By the way,

how do we get up there?

THE CLIMBING ZONE

[Kian] The climbing wall. We'll put

the entrance on the second floor.

It has to go up to the second floor.

You can climb

as far up as possible to get in.

[Jin] I've never done this before.

FIRST TRY AT CLIMBING

[Ye-eun] I believe in you.

[Kian] You're light. You can do it.

Yeah, I think you can!

Wait, this is

TREMBLE

HAVING SO MUCH FUN

No, wait.

[Ye-eun] How is it? It's scary, right?

Wow, hold on.

[Kian] That's the hard part?

-[Ye-eun] No!

-That's the hard part, there.

[Ye-eun] No, no! Ah!

-Hey!

-[both laugh]

[Ye-eun] This isn't going great.

I didn't like the idea of people

entering too easily.

[Ye-eun]

No one can get in at all like this!

Mr. Owner, you've gone crazy.

[Ye-eun] People can't get in at all.

What do you mean, "too easily"?

I didn't want to see people

going into rooms too easily,

so I wanted to make it difficult for them.

Wait. Listen, I'm going to try it again.

I'll give it another go.

There are other rocks I can use.

Otherwise, I don't think I can do it.

[Kian] You got to use

the same colored rocks.

[Ye-eun] Oh, wait.

MEANWHILE, YE-EUN

Can we climb up the slide?

One thing, though.

If anyone tries to get up there

by using slides instead,

you have to stop them.

[Jin] We need to stop them?

-That's the rule.

-[Ye-eun] Okay.

SHE'S GOOD AT ANSWERING,

NOT LISTENING

[laughs] Wow! I made it!

GIGGLING

-Here I am! [laughs]

-How?

-You can't go up that way!

-Here I am!

[Jin] You can't go that way.

[Kian] That's

[Jin] That's cheating!

[Kian] an insult

to those who

use the proper entrance.

I can't hear you.

[Jin] Hold on.

-Mr. Owner!

-[Kian] Huh?

-Are you crazy?

-[Kian laughing]

-This is so frustrating.

-You can't even climb this wall?

LET ME SHOW YOU

A DEEP SIGH

THE TOUGH PART WHERE JIN KEPT FALLING

I did it!

I did it!

HE DID IT?

I did it!

[Ye-eun] You here? Here you are!

Here you are.

This is it. Whoa.

ENTERING ON ALL FOURS

-[Ye-eun chuckles] So fun.

-This is it. [laughing]

This is crazy, seriously, what is this?

-[Kian] It's nice up here.

-[Jin] Kian, help me up there.

TRUSTS KIAN WILL HELP

AND CLIMBS UP AGAIN

[panting] Now, now.

-Want me to grab your hand?

-[Jin] Grab it.

[Kian] Even if it's hard,

I want people to work together.

You remember your toughest memories more.

When it's easy, it's not memorable.

Slowly. You got it, you got it.

[Jin] I got it, I got it.

Seriously, this is too much

[Kian laughs]

-Whoa, man!

-[Kian laughing]

Seriously! Ugh!

ENTERED SUCCESSFULLY BY BONDING

-No one's gonna be able to come here.

-[Ye-eun] No one can get up.

THANK YOU FOR CLIMBING UP

LET US INTRODUCE THE SECOND FLOOR

ENTRANCE TO THE BEDS

WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR

YOU'LL FIND BEDS

WITH AN AMAZING VIEW

-Where should we put the guests' luggage?

-Guests' luggage

-We need a dressing room.

-There's a place to put the luggage.

-Where?

-If you look here

Ow, it's hot.

-It's too hot.

-How can anyone sleep here? It's too hot.

-[Ye-eun] It's not possible.

-Like this.

[Jin] Where?

It's high, now that I see it from up here.

-Here, there's a cabinet.

-[Jin] Yeah?

And there's an outlet

so you can also charge your phone.

[Jin] This is ridiculous, for God's sake.

So, let's say you want to take a nap here.

-Lie down like this.

-But it's boiling hot!

No, up here is

Who would sleep up here? It's too scary!

[Ye-eun] It's scary to sleep there!

If you roll off the bed while asleep,

there's a mat below.

But if you fall off the side

I don't think anyone'd sleep here.

They'd be scared.

-It's really scary this high up

-Up there's a little high.

But you can see the sacrifices

people are willing to make

because those on the top bunks

will get rained on if it ever rains.

They will devote themselves

to the well-being of others,

or something poetic like that.

KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY

THE SELFLESS SHALL SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNKS

I'll use that bed right there.

-Where?

-There.

-Here?

-Yeah, there.

I'll use the upper bunk.

I need to set a good example as the owner.

THE SIGHT OF A RESPONSIBLE MAN

FROM THE BACK

PEEKS OVER

sh**t, it's high.

Let me check out that drop.

[exhales]

How do I climb down?

-Kian.

-[Kian] Hey, Jin-seok.

-I'm Seok-jin.

-It's way too hot.

-I said I'm Seok-jin.

-Seok-jin.

-How do I climb down?

-Can't even get your name.

-This, here?

-That's how you climb down.

THIS WAY

-And if you don't fall asleep quickly

-Yeah?

you'll have to wake

that other person there up.

NUISANCE TO THE BOTTOM BUNK

-"I need to go downstairs."

-God's sake!

[laughing]

Hey, how am I supposed to climb down?

-[Ye-eun] Show me.

-[both laughing]

I can't even see

a way to get down from here!

Is there a ladder here?

-It's scary. It's really scary up here.

-Wait.

-No.

-[laughing]

OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE A THIRD TIME

How do I climb down?

[Ye-eun] Kian84. You're unbelievable.

-Seriously, Kian84.

-[Kian laughing]

[Kian, gags, coughs]

Is he going to die of laughter?

Oh, wait. Oh, God.

[yelps, laughs]

I can't reach it, man! I really can't!

[Kian] What can't you reach?

-Huh?

-[Jin] Come on.

-[Kian] Careful on your way down.

-The ladder!

-I can't reach it!

-[Kian] You need to be careful.

Hold on, I got a cramp.

[Kian] If you climb down carefully,

you can do it. [laughing]

[Jin] Wait a minute, I'll try going down.

[groans]

SHAKING

[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?

-[Jin] Whoa, what?

-[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?

-Wait, this is how it is? Oh, man.

-[Kian] Ye-eun.

-[Ye-eun] How do we

-I don't think we can sleep here.

REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING

There aren't any windows.

You don't need any windows out here.

The whole thing is a window.

KIAN'S WAY OF THINKING

Where do I unpack my stuff?

On the first floor?

You need to unpack

and put it all here, in this cabinet.

No, it's too hot here,

I can't put in my stuff in there!

My foam cleanser's going to evaporate!

It's not just your stuff,

you'll be hot too. It's fine.

KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY

THERE SHALL BE NO PROBLEM

IF YOU AND YOUR BELONGINGS ARE BOTH h*

-Seriously?

-For God's sake.

Seriously, he's unbelievable.

What's this? There's water dripping.

Water? Well, since it's hot,

you can wash your face with that water.

DUMBFOUNDED

This bed is nice.

I'll take it. I'll sleep like this.

Oh, man.

It's easy to carry a conversation

like this.

Makes it easier to chat

with the guests and everything too.

This is well designed.

THE ARCHITECT IS VERY HAPPY

BLOCKS OU

-[Jin] Owner!

-[Kian] Yeah?

[Jin] You willing to make changes

to the entrance?

No. That's something

you guys got to adhere to.

[Jin] Then shouldn't we block

the top of the slide?

No, then I can't come up here.

I swear.

We should give out points of shame

to anyone who uses the slides to climb.

THE SLIDE USER IS DISAPPOINTED

There's no way I can get up here.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

[Jin] This is the teatime zone?

Where?

Yeah, let me see.

Let's see, where is it?

-What is this?

-[Jin] This is it.

TEATIME ZONE

THEY MUST STICK THEIR FACES OU

AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER

-What is this?

-[Jin] This is it.

-[Ye-eun laughs]

-How can we possibly drink tea like this?

Like this. If we do this

You know how people usually are

on their phones as they drink coffee?

[Jin] This is so uncomfortable to sit.

[Ye-eun] How can we drink tea like this?

[Kian] This way, we have to look

at each other, focus on each other.

KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY

BEAR SOME DISCOMFORT TO SEE EACH OTHER

What if this shakes and the tea spills?

-[Kian] Huh?

-What if the coffee spill?

Coffee? Well, for the coffee

we clean up the coffee together

and chat, and make new memories I guess.

[Jin] Okay, on to the cafeteria.

-[Ye-eun] Oh, the cafeteria.

-That's a bit of a problem.

-Cafeteria's here

-[Ye-eun] Let's open it.

[Jin] Whoa, this is kind of scary.

-This is way too scary!

-[Jin] I can't climb up from there either.

-That's way too far down. What do we do?

-[laughing]

[Kian] To get to the cafeteria,

we'll have this pole,

and you slide down it

to get to the bottom.

RIDE THE POLE FROM THE SECOND FLOOR

DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR TO FIND

THE CAFETERIA

RECOGNIZED AS THE TOUGHEST OBSTACLE

IN THIS HOUSE

THE POLE

[Jin] This is scary.

But if you get hungry enough,

there's going to be a breaking point when

you got to choose between hunger or fear.

[Jin] It's way too scary.

-Can you even climb back up?

-[Kian laughing]

-[Jin] Move aside.

-Try climbing up.

-[Ye-eun] Try climbing up.

-Yeah, just try.

-[Ye-eun laughs]

-[strains]

[Ye-eun] Oh, come on. Look!

It's so tough, even for a guy!

STRUGGLING WITH ALL HIS MIGH

[Jin] Are you kidding me?

Can you even get up?

-[Ye-eun] I know I couldn't.

-[strains]

Oh! You use your knees.

[Ye-eun laughs] He's like a pole dancer.

[Jin] You want a hand?

You need help?

-[Jin] Let me help.

-No, wait. It's tiring.

[Ye-eun] Come on, see?

You can't climb back up.

[Kian] Try climbing down first,

I'll give you a hand.

No. You try climbing up first.

Huh? I don't think I can do that.

No, instead, you come down first.

-[Ye-eun] I can't go down.

-Once we go down, we can't get out!

One person should be able to leave

if we piggyback them.

-I'll just fall straight down.

-You can't look down when doing this.

-[Kian] We'll go first and catch you.

-[Jin] Don't look down.

-[Kian] That's, uh

-Whoa, whoa.

-Hey, Jin, you can go down just fine!

-Nice.

Whoa! Now, how are we to get back up?

2.2 METERS LONG

[Ye-eun] No, I can't do this.

You need to get used to this.

You can only eat in here.

I have socks on.

OKAY, LET'S DO I

[screams]

NO, I CAN'T DO I

-Can I do this?

-[Jin] Want us to catch you?

Hold tightly, you'll come right down.

Hold the pole tight.

I'm going down! I really am. [screams]

NO, I CAN'

-[Kian] Don't fall, come on.

-Help me! [whimpers]

Hey, come on, it's time to eat.

Just try coming down.

No, no I really can't do this.

I can't slide down!

Come on, how do you expect people

to get to the kitchen?

Seriously. Have you lost your mind?

What kind of stupid layout is this?

-No, really!

-There's a good reason for it.

I really didn't like the idea of people

being able to access the cafeteria easily.

This is seriously ridiculous.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

-No, no, it's okay.

-[Ye-eun] I swear to God!

It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is.

How could he think of something like that?

He seems like he's from a different world,

kind of.

What the hell was he thinking?

But I wanted to slide down that pole.

I wasn't pretending to be weak,

I was really scared.

Hey, just try sliding down.

I told you, I can't do it.

-[Jin] Hold on to the pole tightly!

-[whimpers]

-[Jin] You can step down on my shoulders.

-I'm heavy.

IDEA 1

CARRY ON SHOULDERS

[whimpers]

Oh, I have an idea.

I'll let you sit on my shoulders first,

and she can step down on yours.

But I'm 80 kilos.

-I'll be fine if I'm holding the pole.

-It'll be heavy.

-Let's try it.

-[Ye-eun] It'll be heavy.

I'm really heavy, I'm 80 kilos.

[grunts]

Let's go.

COMBINED

Stand up, we're good.

Just a little more this way.

[Ye-eun] I'll be too much.

-Step on me.

-Hurry! Step on him!

-I did!

-Step on him already!

[Kian] Now, slowly.

-Yeah, oh, wait. Hey, go up!

-[Kian] Oh, wait.

-[Kian] Get down!

-Do I put you down?

-Move out of the way.

-Should I move?

-You said you were going out of the way!

-Move! Move! Oh, wait.

TOO SCARY

[screams]

TOO HEAVY

[whimpers]

[Kian] All right, move away!

Move away! We're good.

There we go.

-[whimpers]

-Move away. Come on.

Hurry.

-[Jin yelps]

-Okay.

-I barely managed to set you down.

-All right.

You were telling me to step away, but how

could I if you're tightening your legs?

SQUEEZING TIGH

Step away, step away! Wait.

Should I move?

You said to move out of the way!

[Jin] Hold on! You still

-I thought I was gonna die.

-Still, you managed to climb down.

-I climbed down!

-[Jin] Yeah.

IN ANY CASE, THEY DID I

I am curious to see

how the guests will react.

Yeah, this just became Physical: 100.

AFTEREFFECTS OF PARTICIPATING

IN PHYSICAL: 84

THE GUESTS WHO AREN'T EXPECTING

PHYSICAL: 84

JUN-HEE, SEONG-EUN, SUNG-h*,

KI-HONG, GA-HYUN

We're going to a diving spot called Jukdo.

About 30 minutes from here.

[Instructor] Jukdo has so many fish,

and the water is really clear.

[Jun-hee] I love it!

A SMALL ISLAND NEAR ULLEUNGDO

WITH COOL, CLEAR WATER

[upbeat Korean music playing]

[instructor] Amazing, right? Enjoy it!

[laughing]

[Jun-hee] Whoa. Ooh!

ARRIVES AT JUKDO

[instructor] We're going to dive

from here, so get ready. Have fun!

[Jun-hee laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

In the sunshine ♪

In the sunshine ♪

GETTING READY TO GO INTO DEEPER WATERS

You'll be by my side ♪

Forget about those other days

I'll treat you like a queen ♪

Queen of the ocean

Queen of the ocean, yeah ♪

You can hear me calling you

Under the deeper sea ♪

MEANWHILE, THE KAIST GUYS

HAKPO PORT, A POPULAR SPOT FOR SNORKELING

[mischievous music playing]

JEODONG POR

GA-HYUN IS FISHING ON ULLEUNGDO

Take the bait.

I swear I'm going to

catch something. [squeals]

SHE CATCHES A ROCK BREAM

Sweet. I can't wait to brag about this.

ROCK BREAM WAS TOSSED

BACK INTO THE SEA

-[Kian] The way I see it?

-[Ye-eun] Yeah?

[Kian] I think all the guests are gonna be

here in the evening anyway.

Going forward, let's cook them dinner

instead of breakfast.

-Yeah, that's better.

-[Kian] Right?

-Yeah, instead of breakfast.

-[Jin] What about breakfast?

Let them figure it out for themselves.

[sighs] What do we do now?

We need to get out of here

and bring in the guests' luggage.

Let's try the piggyback thing.

No, but I can't keep riding

on your shoulders every single time.

We'll push your feet up.

We'll grab your legs like this

You grab the pole

[Ye-eun] Yeah?

then we'll lift you up.

-That'll never work.

-It will.

All you need to do is stand

while holding the pole.

I'm worried she might let go and fall.

She'll grab onto it no matter what.

She's not an idiot.

-She could be.

-[Ye-eun] To be honest, I am an idiot.

To be honest, I am an idiot.

IN FACT, I AM A FOOL

Shall I just try getting out

through there?

No, I don't think I can.

OF COURSE NO

A TINY WINDOW THAT'S 30CM TALL

[Jin] Stand on our shoulders for today.

We'll go up the pole

REALIZES THE REALITY

Oh, unbelievable, Kian84, I swear.

[Jin] Once you're out, we can grab

your hands from up there.

YOUR PAIN IS MY JOY

[laughing]

Seriously, I can't climb up this pole.

Your feet need to be together.

-She can't do it with her socks on.

-Take your socks off.

-Throw them up there.

-Even with socks my off

-I don't think I can even barefoot.

-Just throw them.

[Kian] Okay.

-[Kian] You have no muscles.

-[Ye-eun] Told you.

-Put your feet together.

-I can't put my feet together.

-Step on me.

-I'm really going to.

-Step up. Up, up.

-[screams]

Grab it. Now stand up.

-Stand up.

-[Kian] Don't let go.

-I'm not letting go.

-Stand up. Yes. Yes.

-I can't let go.

-[Kian] You can't?

-I can't. I'm scared.

-You can't go? Sit, sit, sit.

-Hold on. Wait. Wait.

-Oh, never mind.

SUCCESSFULLY PUTS HER FEET TOGETHER

Let go, it's not that high.

Let go. You can slide down

with no problem, right?

Ye-eun, just stay here.

We'll go up and come back.

-[Jin] All right.

-[laughs]

She needs to drive the boat,

so she needs to be able to leave.

-Right. You need to drive the boat.

-[laughing]

KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA

ISOLATED WITHOUT A BOA

SPECIAL MISSION

LIFT UP CAPTAIN JI

Seriously, I have no grip strength.

-Don't give up. Focus. Focus.

-[Jin] You can do it.

-Focus.

-Ye-eun, you can do this.

-[whimpers]

-[Jin] Repeat after me.

-"I"

-I

-"can do it."

-[Kian] Focus.

-[Ye-eun] My God.

-Grip. Strength.

-There's a rhythm, okay? Just don't think.

-[Jin] Yes.

Don't give up.

-[yelps] Okay. I can do this.

-Pick each foot up.

-One at a time.

-[Ye-eun screams]

-Yes, yes.

-Yeah, like that.

All right, now use your feet.

-No, don't curl them. You got this.

-Don't curl them like that.

Don't curl them. Straighten your feet.

-Straighten them.

-[Ye-eun] Wait.

-Grab the pole.

-Climb up. Yes, come on.

-You got this.

-You're doing great!

-[Jin] You got this.

-Use your feet, your strength.

-[Jin] No, no, no!

-Put your back into it.

Ji Ye-eun, focus.

FOCUS

[screams]

Grip.

GRAB IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH

Don't give up.

BELIEVE IN US

-Hold on tight!

-[Kian] Okay.

-[Jin] Come on!

-Use your strength.

Put your center of gravity behind you.

Don't give up.

-You got this.

-Use your core, all right?

Hug the pole, push with your legs.

Sit on the ledge.

-[Yin] Climb up, hold on tight.

-Yes!

[Ji screams, groans]

KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B

[closing theme song playing]