02x01 - Ready, Set, Match

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

-Hi, I'm Nick Lachey.
-[wolf whistle]

And right now, ten of the sexiest
and most eligible singles

from all across the world
and across the Netflix Universe

are converging right here
in Tulum, Mexico.

♪ Wow, wow, wow ♪

♪ Like wow ♪

♪ I'll show you how, how, how ♪

♪ Show you how, show you how ♪

[Nick] Why, do you ask?

It's all in the name of love, of course.

♪ Sunshine, party all the time... ♪

[man 1] We just coupled up!

[Nick] And to find their perfect match.

[man 2] I wanna give you everything
and get married.

♪ La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... ♪

With our singles,
you know there's gonna be romance.

Candlelit dinner. What more can I ask for?

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪

When they match up, we'll be right there
to test their compatibility.

[Nick] Go! And they're off.

Holy sh*t.

Who used to own a cage to put women in?

-[Harry] Uh-oh.
-[laughing]

For those who win each week's challenge,

they'll have the power
to bring brand-new singles to the house

and send them on blind dates

with anyone from the other couples
or even themselves.

Now, the best part is
these singles are in full control.

-Ready to mess up the house?
-[woman] Cause some chaos.

[dramatic music playing]

♪ It feels like we're on fire ♪

Something tells me it's about to get
really interesting around here,

and all in the name of love.

Are you ready?

♪ It feels like we're on fire... ♪

You're the most beautiful girl here.

♪ Feels like we're on fire ♪

♪ It feels like we're... ♪

It's time for Perfect Match.

[music ends]

[upbeat music playing]

[woman] Perfect match means
finding that person

that just makes every nerve in your body
tingle with excitement.

♪ You don't have to ask me, baby
I'll run away with you... ♪

It's finding that person
that actually wants a relationship.

I'm done with the games, y'all.

♪ I'll take the ride
La-la-la-la... ♪

I'm Tolú,
and I was the main character on The Trust.

♪ Gonna rock the boat ♪

♪ La-la-la-la
I'll teach you how to love... ♪

[Tolú] When they'd be with Tolú,

you'd get that certificate
of authentication.

Hello! The party has arrived.

Am I first?

[upbeat music playing]

[Stevan] I'm Stevan
from Too Hot to Handle, season 3.

I've been mistaken for Pete Davidson.
Mostly Machine g*n Kelly though.

Or, like, "Water g*n Kelly."

Little squirt action.

Holy...

All right. Take in the view.

I get what I want, like, 99% of the time.
That other 1%, though, is rough.

If you can't tell,
I'm really humble. [chuckles]

Bryton. Stevan.

-Yeah.
-[Tolú] Tolú.

Where you from?

-I'm from Houston, baby. H-Town!
-Oh, okay.

-You're from Houston?
-[Tolú] Yeah.

What? Wait.

-That's not...
-Baton Rouge.

Oh, you're a Louisiana boy.
Hm, that spells trouble.

Mm-hmm.

[Bryton] My name's Bryton Constantine.

And you might've seen me
on Squid Game: The Challenge.

Bryton is an interesting character.
He's someone who...

He wants to be himself at all times.

Me being myself it's gotten me really far.

But it's also gotten me kind of hated

in a lot of areas in my life,
which is okay.

Truthfully, I just like
being comfortable in who I am

and kind of just being confident
in any room that I walk into.

To the ladies in the house,
I hope you're ready 'cause I'm coming.

What show were you on?

-Squid Game: The Challenge.
-[Tolú] I was on The Trust.

[Bryton] What's that about?

Trust.

-Yeah, I ain't good at that one.
-[Bryton] Oh my God.

-[laughs]
-So...

-I got some issues with trust.
-Yeah. Yeah.

It's all about trust.

♪ The sun shines on me
When I'm strutting down that road ♪

My name is Dominique. You might know me
from Too Hot To Handle, season 4.

On my last show, I was definitely
more attracted to the girls than the guys.

And that's just how life is.

Beauty is beauty,
and love is love and all of that.

♪ Do it like that ♪

Hi, guys!

Ooh! I love the colors!
I fixed us some drinks.

-Please come enjoy.
-Awesome, everyone is in fun colors.

My name is Micah,
and I'm from season 4 of Love is Blind.

I've definitely experienced
a lot of ups and downs in my life.

But, like, no, I'm a catch.

I'm cute, I'm nice, and I got a big butt.

[laughing] I can't believe
I just said that.

That's really embarrassing.

-I was on Love Is Blind season 4.
-I remember.

-Oh my God. Oh God.
-[Tolú] I totally saw your season.

I'm guessing
it didn't work out though, yeah?

-I mean, I'm here so...
-[Stevan] Yeah.

There definitely wasn't a "yes"
at the altar. But...

It wasn't a perfect match.
That's why you're here.

-It wasn't. Yeah, round two.
-[Stevan] There you go.

I'm waiting to see who else we have.

♪ Flying through the room
Like an irate cheater ♪

♪ Welcome to the show,
Sit down, front seater ♪

[Kaz] My name's Kaz
and I'm from Dated and Related.

I'm excited to see the girls.

I mean, there's gonna be
an all-you-can-eat buffet, and I'm hungry.

[lion roaring]

Oh my...

-Hey.
-[Tolú] Hello, hello!

-Is that an Oppenheimer... [laughs]
-Oh my God. [laughs]

My name's Izzy,
and I was on Love is Blind season 5.

My Netflix Universe crush is Micah.

-I know you 'cause we did the same.
-Yeah, Love is Blind.

-I'd say how'd it go, but... Yeah.
-[Izzy] I'm here, right?

Oof!

Yes, Lord, keep bringing in the boys.

Izzy obviously has to be ready
for marriage to be on Love Is Blind.

And, baby, I'm looking for a husband.
So let's see where that can go.

If Lana pops out, I'm leaving.
I swear to God. I swear to God, bro.

[Kaz] Come on, dude.

♪ ...but you just can't touch me now ♪

♪ You know I'm a fighter ♪

♪ My vibes take you higher ♪

[Elys] I'm Elys. I grew up in Switzerland,
but I now live in London.

People are usually
surprised by my naughtiness.

I feel like I look quite innocent.

And then when they meet me, they're like,
"Whoa. You're actually quite crazy."

[woman screams]

But in a good way.

In the UK,
we say crazy for like fun crazy,

but I don't know if people are thinking
I'm actually, like, crazy.

Wait and find out.

Hello.

-Hi, everyone.
-Hello, hello!

[Xanthi] My name is Xanthi.

I do go for the bad boys,
even though I shouldn't.

But they love me,
so it gets a little tempting sometimes.

-How are you?
-Hi. I'm Xanthi. Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Where are you from?

-Um, Switzerland.
-Switzerland. How's the weather out there?

-It's quite hot right now. It's summer.
-Not as humid as this...

-No, this is bloody boiling.
-Yeah.

Hey, you guys, I think we're all here.
Do you wanna do a quick little cheers?

-Cheers and a shot.
-[Tolú] We're missing one.

OMG.

[Izzy] It's supposed to be
five guys, five girls.

Yeah. We got one more person.

♪ Whoa, I'm a boss ♪

♪ Came up from the bottom
Made my way up to the top... ♪

[exhales, laughs]

[Harry] I don't know what I'm doing.

♪ I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss... ♪

I didn't watch
the first season of Perfect Match

because I had
three ex-girlfriends on it. [laughs]

♪ I'm stepping in the building
I'm making a k*lling ♪

♪ I feel like a king
And nobody can come for me ♪

♪ Again and again, it's win after win
I can't lose, I don't have the luxury... ♪

All I know is that the perfect match wins.

The couple voted as the perfect match.

Dom and Georgia.

-[cheers]
-What the f*ck?

-What the hell?
-What...?

And on the last season,
the perfect match didn't win

because she cheated
on that guy with me. [laughs]

[music ends]

-[Tolú] Hey, hey!
-Ah!

[Tolú] Plot twist.

Here we go.

-[Elys] No.
-[Izzy] No way.

-[Micah] Francesca's ex?
-What up, you little cream pies?

Oh, what?

[laughs] We're in trouble now.

How we doing? Hi, my love.

-This is the "Too Hot to Handle."
-Wow.

Harry Jowsey walks through the door.

You're big as f*ck.

I'm like,
"Lord, they got me in the Harry season?"

-Izzy. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

I already know I'm about to be in
for a ride I didn't know I signed up for.

-[Dominique] Hello.
-How are you doing, my love?

-Good to see you.
-Good to see you.

I have met Harry a couple of times,
and he's always been nice to me.

But I've also met his ex-girlfriends.

Harry has a reputation
for not being great with women.

The Netflix ex-wives
do a tell-all for sure.

I just hope that
all the women in this house watch out.

What you want?

-[Dominique] What you wanna give me?
-I said, what you want?

[Dominique] I want, like,
a lemon drop if you can make that.

I'm not a bartender.

Oh, f*ck me. That's one of
the sexiest professions there is.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Next to dragon rider.

Do you know
how many other professions there are?

Bartending is top five.

[Nick] Guys, what's up?

What up?

-[all cheer]
-Come on over.

Come join me.

Nick Lachey walks in the crib
and holy sh*t.

Those damn teeth,
you can see them from a mile away.

[dramatic sting]

-Who's ready to meet their perfect match?
-Whoo!

-Anybody got eyes on anybody else already?
-I like him.

-[Nick] Okay. I like that honesty.
-[Dominique laughs]

Later on tonight,
you will have a chance to see if maybe

your perfect match
is sitting right in this room.

And once you've matched up,
we're gonna test your choice

with our very first
compatibility challenge.

-Oh Lord.
-Okay.

[Nick] Now, the couple that wins
that compatibility challenge

won't only be getting
an exclusive romantic date

but a chance to visit the boardroom.

When you guys are in the boardroom,
you can decide to bring in

new singles to the house and pair them up
with anybody else from any other couple

or bring in new singles
to the house for yourselves.

[chuckles] Ooh.

Anybody left without a match
will have to leave this house alone.

I truly wish and hope

that all of you walk away from this
finding your perfect match.

-Guys, remember, this is a competition.
-Okay.

The end of it all,
everyone who's had a chance

to visit the villa
is gonna cast their vote

for the one couple
that they feel is the perfect match.

Only one couple can win,

and that couple will then leave
on an all-expenses-paid luxury vacation

to continue their romance.

-Yeah! Come on!
-[all cheer]

We're gonna kick things off
with a little game called "Let It Roll."

-[Tolú] Uh-oh.
-[Nick] Here's how it's gonna work.

[upbeat music playing]

-[man] Oh my God.
-[all laugh]

[Nick] You've got a face die,
and you have an activity die.

The dice are gonna dictate an action
and who to complete that action with.

-Yes.
-[man] Whoo!

Who's up first?

Bryton, come on up.

Make it happen.

[indistinct chatter]

What's up?

-[Nick] Micah.
-[women cheering]

All right, roll the activity.
See what we got.

Roller's choice!

-Okay, body shot. Cool.
-[group laughs]

-[Nick] Body shot.
-[Bryton] Pump it up.

[all cheering]

Love it. Make it happen.

[Micah] Where do I take it out of?

Shove it through your cleavage.
Yeah, and he'll take it out of there.

I feel like it's gonna fall on your face.

It's okay. Just make sure
it doesn't fall on my face.

-[group] Oh!
-Micah!

[Nick] Yeah! All right.

I think that's pretty good.

I know what I want. I know how to get it.

I do have game. I think I have game.
I've been told I have game.

[laughing]
It's a Hot Micah Summer for sure.

-[Dominique] Hey!
-[Nick] Ooh! Bryton with truth or dare.

Bryton is definitely, to a T, my type.

I love the crochet shirt
and that it's slutty and open.

And that's exactly what turns me on.

Truth.

What is your favorite sex position?

-Whoa.
-[Bryton] Um...

Missionary. But, like,
my arms are holding your legs,

so your feet touch the bed behind you.

-Flexible. Do you do dirty talk?
-A bit. Depends on who you are.

How many truths
are you getting out of this guy?

-As long as he keeps answering!
-Couple truths.

[Bryton] Dominique lights up the room.
Body looks good.

But winning this experience
that's my number one priority.

And it's either with her,
or it's on to the next, so.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

All right. Elys, you're up.

[all applaud]

-[Nick] Uh, we got Harry.
-[Elys] Yay.

[Nick] Something tells me that's okay.

-God, lucky hand.
-[Nick] All right.

I mean, Harry, Harry's fit. Very muscly.

I didn't think he'd be that muscly
in real life. Yeah, Harry's caught my eye.

[provocative music playing]

[Nick] Two truths, one lie.

All right, Harry. Give us three things,
one of them being a lie.

I was made in a test tube,
I got five siblings,

and I can speak French.

You can't speak French.

Perfect.

[all laugh]

We know each other so much.

First, I wanna walk away
from Perfect Match with is no STDs.

That's... [laughs] Sorry.

The next thing I wanna walk out with
is a girlfriend. I wanna be in love.

-Am I heavy?
-Yeah.

I need someone
that I can get wrinkles with.

Well, I probably won't get wrinkles
'cause I got Botox.

But someone that I can grow old with.

I'm gonna stay till the end,
and I'm gonna win this.

-Anybody sticks out to you?
-Stevan.

Good energy so far, so...

[Nick] Roller's choice.

-Let's do Stevan.
-[laughs]

But I will not be taking the body shot.
You'll be taking it.

-That's fine by me.
-[Nick] All right, all right.

[Bryton] Go, Stev!

Go, Stevan!

Suck her toes, suck her...

[group] Oh!

[Dominique] That was crazy.

[all exclaiming]

He put the whole thing in his mouth!

[Harry laughing]

I love sucking toes.
I don't know. [laughs]

She didn't even put the heels back on.
She's chilling now. [laughs]

But I'm not just out here
looking for toes. I promise.

-We're gonna keep them off for now.
-Kind of nice.

Did you wipe it off,
or you just letting it ride?

No, baby, I'm letting it ride.

Stevan took
my toe-sucking virginity. [laughs]

It was definitely something.

But I'm going to try my best
not to go for the typical bad boys

that I kind of really, really like,
but who knows? [laughs]

["Kiss Me Like Summer" playing]

[Nick] Two truths, one lie. Xanthi.

The lie was I've cheated
in all of my relationships.

-Oh.
-I'm a loyal one, baby.

-[all cheer]
-[Xanthi] Yeah!

-[Nick] Kaz.
-[Kaz] Truth.

I've made 90%
of girls that I've been with squirt.

[Xanthi] Oh!

If that's real,
make someone's squirt right now.

-[laughs]
-Red flag, red flag, all red flag.

I am definitely nervous
'cause I can definitely feel the age gap.

♪ Kiss me like summer... ♪

[Nick] It's Micah again.

-[Izzy] Oh my God.
-It's meant to be.

[Izzy] They have,
like, 22, 23-year-olds in here

and then, you know, being, like, 30,
kind of feeling like I'm an outsider.

-[Tolú cheering]
-[Xanthi] Oh, okay!

[Izzy] So, it's like,
I'm trying to keep my nerves together.

And also, I'm like,
noticing I'm, like, the shortest one here.

Everyone else is, like, 6'5',
and I'm over here 5'10' on a good day.

Lap dance.

Come on, Kaz.

-♪ Fire, fire ♪
-[all cheering]

-♪ You're taking me higher, higher ♪
-[squeals]

-♪ It's fire ♪
-♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

[Bryton] He actually knows
what he's doing!

-[cheering]
-Why does it look so natural?

[Dominique] Baby's all curves. [laughs]

Wait, so maybe his thing is true.

-[Xanthi] Yeah.
-[screams, laughs]

[Bryton] Oh my God!

Whoo!

That was... Give me a hug.

He's not matched up yet, right? [chuckles]

I think we've officially
broken the ice today.

We're getting to know each other.

Guys, at this point,
all there is for me to do

is get the heck out of here
and let you do your thing.

You have the rest of the night
to get to know one another.

And by the end of the night,
you do need to pair up.

And tomorrow, I'll see you in the morning,
and we're gonna test the strength

of these new relationships
in our first compatibility challenge.

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

I'm super excited to see
how this whole thing turns out tonight.

Guys, I wanna encourage you.
Have fun. Let loose.

Everybody here is looking for a partner,

but only one
will be voted the perfect match.

Have fun tonight. Good luck.
See you guys tomorrow.

♪ Drunk call, calling you tonight ♪

♪ Maybe I can take my time with you... ♪

Okay, you guys.

-I'll do it raw.
-Wow. Raw.

Let's get this started!

Find your perfect match!

All right. Find your perfect match.

It's the first day.
And I am not the kind of person

that just, like, goes all in
on the first, like, initial meeting.

That made my left titty hurt.

-[Xanthi] My left and my right one.
-My left titty's tingling.

So I'm excited to, like, start mingling.

I am ready to see
who I might be taking to bed tonight.

Oh. No, no. Pause. Rewind that because
that sounded real sexual. [clears throat]

Tell me. Where you from? What's your name?

[Tolú] My name is Tolú.

-[Harry] Is that short for anything?
-Tolulope.

-Wow! I've never met any Tolulope.
-[laughs]

-[Tolú] Yeah.
-Did I say it right?

-Yeah. I like that.
-It's the craziest name I've ever heard.

That's cute with the accent.

-Where is that originally from?
-[Tolú] Nigeria.

-Sick! That's so fun.
-Mm-hmm.

-Oh! That's the earrings.
-Yes.

I had no idea.
I was like, "Is that Antarctica?"

[laughing] Not Antarctica.

Baby girl Tolú over here
has been single for two years.

And, baby, it's time to change that.
If you saw my show,

you know that trusting people
is not my strong suit at all.

Jake, let's not play dumb.

-[Jake] What do you mean?
-Y'all have been sitting down in private.

Y'all have been bad-mouthing
and plotting and talking.

I mean, y'all already saw your girl won
a huge amount of money in my show.

And now I'm looking for
the honey, you know. [laughs]

That's what I'm here for.
I'm here to find my person.

I'm not gonna lie. You walked in, I said,
"f*ck Harry done walked in the door."

No, that's not very nice!

-There's no way...
-It's okay.

-Don't judge a book by its cover.
-Never.

And don't judge me
for my previous red flags.

Okay. Yes. All right. You're right.

If we're looking back,
how can we look forward?

Okay. All right.
Harry's now mature and grown.

-He's on his grown-man sh*t.
-[Harry] I am.

-Okay.
-I've learned enough lessons.

I used to be really crazy.
My mentality has been like,

"Don't let your girlfriends
stop you from finding your wife."

Which isn't the right way.
I'm done with that.

Are you empty? Should we do another shot?

On Too Hot To Handle, it was honestly
just the worst version of myself.

[upbeat music playing]

I think we should have sex.

[Kelz] He said Frankie kissed you.

-[Harry] Right...
-He said I kissed him?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Fact.

Such a shady piece of sh*t.

[Harry] People that tend to go
on reality shows

aren't known for being the best people.

[laughs]

And I'm only speaking about myself.
I can't speak about the rest of the cast.

[laughs]

Now I want you
to pronounce my name the Greek way.

-Xanthi.
-Xanthi.

-Joanna.
-Joanna.

Perdikomatis.

Sounds like
something that they've said in Avatar.

-Avatar?
-I don't believe that's your name.

Harry Jowsey.

-Can I get crickets?
-[crickets chirping]

Honestly, at this point,
I'm looking around at all the men,

and I don't trust a single soul in here.

Especially after The Circle US,
trust issues is real.

Do you think
any of these people are a catfish?

-[Brett] I think Brittney's a catfish.
-[Xanthi] You do?

-[Brett] Yeah.
-Liars, whatever. Next.

After The Circle,
my dating life has been very interesting.

Mmm, I'd like to say "limited."

I'm very, very picky
on who I give my energy to.

So if I do go out with you,
it's special, okay?

A lot of these boys
give off a bit of F-boy.

-Yeah.
-A little bit of overconfident.

[Micah] We need the tea on Harry.
What's the tea on Harry?

I even told him, "When you came in,
I was like, 'Oh my God. f*ck boy Harry.'"

He was genuinely hurt by me saying that.

-[Xanthi] Was it his first time hearing?
-[Micah] Every guy that's...

I didn't recognize there had been growth
since we saw him on Too Hot To Handle.

He... It's not even Too Hot To Handle.
His breakup with Georgia just went public.

[Elys] And I did see a bit of that online,

but I think he's probably the one
who's caught my eye the most.

I think Kaz is good-looking, and I still
can't remember the other guy's name.

[Dominique] Bryton, right?
He's so hot. I like his attitude.

-Maybe I should match with him.
-[Xanthi] Yeah, think about that.

Bryton is what I wanted coming in here.

He's got that fire. He's got that spark.

It is a little exciting.
I'm a bit intrigued.

-Tell me something about yourself.
-I'm from the Bay Area.

I did pre-professional ballet
for most of my life.

If we get together, we're gonna watch
The Nutcracker every single year.

So, you're thinking about
walking out of here together?

[Dominique] Are you not?

[tense music playing]

I don't like fake sh*t. I like respect.
I like just straight to the point.

Earlier, whenever you turned around
and were like, "Yeah, him."

You have no idea how much I love that.

Well, I'm a Scorpio. I'm straight up.

You wanna match? Yes or no.

-Okay, I love it.
-Mm-hmm.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know it's me... ♪

There's definitely
something electrifying with Bryton.

I feel like it could either be expl*sive,
and our guts are gonna end up on the wall,

or it could be really nice
and like a fire that keeps you warm.

So we're gonna figure it out.

E... Elise.

Elise? Elys.

-Ely. Elys.
-[Elys] Elys.

-Elys.
-Elys. Would you like a shot of tequila?

-Or vodka?
-[Elys] I'm a vodka girl. Yeah.

Are you gonna have a shot?

No. No vodka. Are you crazy?
I'll end up punching someone.

[both laugh]

Turn-ons. Here we go.

Guy with big, nice hands.
Charisma, confidence.

-Cheers, everyone.
-In the eyes, or seven years of bad sex.

-We don't want that.
-[laughing] It's always gonna be bad.

A guy who dresses quite cool.

Someone like Harry.

Harry, Harry, Harry.

-Bonjour.
-Ça va, eh?

I don't know what that means.
I know I read it, though.

I can read it, but I can't speak it.

Fair. Did you decide to learn French
because you knew I was coming?

Because you...
Yeah, I was like, "That's what I want."

No, I really wanna buy a house in Nice.

-Ooh, nice.
-And I want...

[both laugh]

-That was good.
-That was good.

-I didn't mean to, but that was good.
-So good.

-Are you giggling at yourself?
-I am giggling at myself.

I'm someone who gets the giggles.

Why am I sitting like that?
That's really weird.

-[chuckles]
-Sorry. Yeah.

I think what hasn't worked for me
has been, like, my type.

-So...
-What's your type?

Like short, brunette, and like, tan.

-f*ck. [laughs]
-I know. You're out.

-I'm out.
-[Harry] Goodbye, lady.

Well, okay, I wanna have blue-eyed kids.

-So anyone with blue eyes, if I see them...
-Ah. Fair enough.

-[Harry] Yes.
-Pounce on them.

[upbeat music playing]

-You're funny.
-I'm tall and funny.

-Like, that's my only anything.
-[Elys] Yeah, pretty much.

I usually tell girls now
that I'm only dating to marry,

and I feel like
it scares people off in LA.

Look, it's super difficult
to date in Los Angeles.

People aren't around you
for the right reasons.

Everyone kind of comes to LA
because they have a dream.

And they don't care who they have
to sleep with or do to get to that dream.

You're clearly matching with Elys.

If you tell me anything else,
you're tripping.

Let me win the first challenge,
and we'll see.

-Oh, you're winning the first challenge?
-[men] Oh...

-g*nf*re! Shout out.
-He dropped you like that.

[Harry] The last time I was
in a relationship was a while ago.

So I'm ready to be in love again.

I've been in therapy.
I've been working on myself.

I've been reading self-help books.

Watching me date in the past

is like watching a three-legged dog
chase its tail.

It's like painful. A bit funny.

[upbeat music playing]

Elys is funny. She gets me.
She's a little bit sarcastic.

Just all the fun things
that you want in a human.

-How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?

-You a little chicken?
-[laughs]

-Sorry.
-I didn't think you were this funny.

-I was...
-Are you taking the plate to bed?

I was wondering
if you wanna match up with me for tonight.

[sucks teeth] Okay. I'd love to.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[laughs]

-You're cracking me up with this plate.
-I get nervous.

-Wow. That bad?
-We're in trouble. [laughs]

♪ Palm trees up so high ♪

♪ The time of my life ♪

-I feel like this house is really cool.
-This house is gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous.

-[Micah] Hi, how are you?
-I'm great.

[Izzy] I'm definitely a hopeless romantic.

So I figured, you know, dating in Houston
wasn't working out for me too well,

so I tried Love is Blind.

It was fun. I did find love.

Ended up proposing, getting engaged,

and was a bit blindsided at the end.

I do want you, and I wanna say "yes."

But I would be doing you and I
a disservice right now.

After the show,
I was devastated for a while,

and still haven't found anything
but definitely looking for love.

I'm excited, you know,
to find my perfect match here.

-Um...
-Having fun?

Yes. It's crazy to see you here.

-This is crazy.
-Yeah.

[Izzy] Obviously, I've seen you.
In Love is Blind, you see everything.

Like, I followed you
'cause we went through the same thing.

I watched your TikToks
'cause you're funny as f*ck.

-And that I can appreciate.
-Okay.

Love your personality.
You do have a dog, don't you?

-I have a dog. Yeah. [chuckles]
-God, this is so awkward.

I'm, like, fanboying over here.

I'm not really trying to, like,
spit some game at you.

It's... I'm gonna come talk to you.

If you have to give me game,
what would you say?

Oh God.

How, like, how are you?

[laughing] I don't know.
Apparently you already know all about me.

-Please don't take me as a creep.
-[both chuckle]

Oh God, I don't even
wanna think about it. It's so cringe.

Probably gave her the ick with that.

[laughing] Oh God.

-Never mind. I'm gonna shut up.
-[laughs]

Love is Blind was definitely
an emotional roller coaster.

I fell in love, and I eventually
kind of got my heart broken.

Do you, Micah, promise to love Paul
for as long as your souls are united?

[Micah] I think that the best thing
that I can do for us

is to give you
the opportunity to answer first.

I don't think that
we can choose each other right now.

I prefer to be in a relationship.

So I definitely find myself
in relationships more often than not.

And Izzy has a great smile,

and I can tell
that he's a really good guy,

but he is a nerdy guy,

and that personality
kind of reminds me of Paul, though.

So, I don't think
that's the direction I would go in.

[laughing] Oh my God.

-Oh my God.
-[laughing]

Instead of breaking the ice,
I broke the bed.

-But what's up? How you doing?
-[laughing] Okay.

-I'm good. How are you?
-I'm very good. The day's been lovely.

Yeah, it's been really fun.
How you feeling?

You know, I feel like I've got to know...
I haven't got to know everyone.

Yeah, I feel like
I've only talked to literally one person.

Okay, let me... I'll be honest.

You and Xanthi are my top two.
We'll just go wherever the wind takes us.

-Literally so bad.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

In terms of, like, in a guy,
what is it that attracts you to them?

The number one thing for me
is someone, like, who makes me laugh.

-Yeah.
-If I'm laughing, I'm automatically happy.

-Yeah.
-Goofing around is the best thing ever.

-Oh, I love that. I love that.
-[Micah] Yeah.

-I have a crush on you.
-That's all right.

I think you're fun.
Like, we have a good time chatting.

Do you wanna match tonight?

[hesitates] Hang on.

-So we both need to speak to other people.
-Yeah.

And if we don't find a connection,
then we'll just come back.

[scoffs] I don't like
the sound of that, but yeah.

-[both laugh]
-Yikes.

It's rough out here. I guess
my dirty laundry's just too out there now.

No one wants to date me.
I don't know. But can't give up yet.

If I don't find something better,
I'll call you.

Oh. [laughs]

[Izzy] Seeing Micah talking with
the other guys,

at this point,
I can tell she's not interested in me.

But I also am exploring all my options.

I'm ready to play,

have fun, meet some hot chicks,

and hopefully
find my perfect match at the end of it.

How's everything going for you?

[Tolú] Ah. Mmm.

So, how's, like, everything been with you

coming into the house today
and meeting everybody?

Do you know them?
Have you seen them before?

-I've never met anybody before.
-[Izzy] No?

Um... Okay, what do you do for work?

Marketing. And then I do
modeling part-time as well.

Yeah, I can see that.

You're vibrant, you're sexy,
you're attractive. Like...

Yeah, you're very, like,
cool, chill, mellow vibe.

Yeah, I kind of go with the flow.

But I think that's, like,
what a mature relationship is.

And that's what I'm looking for.

Someone to be on the same page as me
as we go through the ride together.

-Precisely.
-Yeah.

-This has been a really good conversation.
-Honestly, thank you.

-I'm really happy... Aw, that's so cute!
-It's a pleasure to meet you.

-It's a pleasure to meet you.
-Lover boy.

[both chuckle]

Izzy, like, he's a whole vibe too.

You know, I love me
a little ball head connection, you know.

We could do
a little brain drain Megamind action.

Like, just the way he's speaking
and everything that he's saying,

it's giving grown man.

It's giving,
"I'm ready for something serious."

-Do you wanna match for the night?
-[Tolú] I'm with it.

-[Izzy] Okay. Let's go.
-[Tolú] H-Town hotties.

-[Izzy] H-Town holding it down, baby.
-[Tolú laughs]

Fellow H-Town hottie, baby,
let's go to bed. [chuckles]

Uh-oh.

-[jazzy music playing]
-You're gonna be a good boy, huh?

I'm gonna be trouble for sure.

I don't feel like "good boy"
is an accessible term.

I think it's supposed to be
"good girl," to be fair with you.

I'm a good girl.
I'm telling you to be a good boy.

You're a good girl? You let me
suck your toe like an hour ago.

What are you talking about?

-I didn't let you. We kind of...
-You didn't let me?

It was part of the game.
All fun and games.

You wanted to suck my toe,
but that's another story.

I'm not gonna answer that.
Because you're right, but, like... [laughs]

-[sucks teeth] Bad boy.
-[Stevan] Cheers to that.

See, if I were to do
what I would do in the outside world,

I would go for you off the bat.

-Because you're a little bad boy.
-Same.

But I'm like, that could be
really bad at the same time.

Well, that's my problem.
I'm trying to get out of my normal habits.

-[Xanthi] Definitely.
-And the sh*t that I usually end up doing

and work my way back
to, uh, a proper situation for myself, so.

I'd be like, "What's up, momma?
f*ck everybody. Let's go to bed."

♪ Can you feel my appetite? ♪

No, we can't do that, right?

♪ You can have it all ♪

[Xanthi] Although he's my little cutie
bad boy, he is still a bad boy,

and I'm trying to learn my lesson.

I do wanna try
something a little different first.

-I'll talk to you soon.
-Yes.

-[Kaz] What's your type?
-[Xanthi] Okay.

-I don't really have a type.
-Yeah.

-None of my ex-boyfriends look the same.
-Same.

-I really like...
-Not boyfriends. Girlfriends.

-Girlfriends, yeah. Okay.
-[laughs]

-We can clear that up, don't worry.
-Let's clear that up!

[Kaz] Just so... [laughs]

I think, for me, it's all about
your confidence and energy.

You're fiery. I can tell.

I have a little bit of Greek spice,
I like to say.

And of course
the physical part is very important.

Oh, see,
now you're talking more of my area.

Listen, I'll keep it classy over here.
You can keep it half gentleman over there.

And whatever, whatever. But... [laughs]

Xanthi's got a Harley Quinn accent.

-Whatever.
-Whatever.

It's more cute and slightly psycho.

But I like it.

Whatever. Whatever.

Or whatever.
I can't do it. That's... I'm terrible.

So, would you wanna match with me?

-Are we getting matched?
-Are we getting matched?

Let's do it. Let's get matched.
Let's cheers to that first.

-Cheers.
-Okay.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[Xanthi] Whoo!

Get me to the bedroom, baby.

[Kaz laughing]

[chuckles] Mostly for bed.
Don't get too excited, Mr. Gentleman.

I love a gentleman.

Shows who you are right away,
and that's super sexy.

♪ And give it up for me ♪

So far, so good, Kaz.

Would you think
you'd match with me tonight?

-Yeah. [laughs]
-[Xanthi] Same.

I feel like it's that...
I need to stop drinking.

[Stevan] I think Kaz got to Xanthi

in a conversation level
way quicker than I did.

And it's kinda
bumped the game a little bit.

But I mean, this isn't a race.

If it is, it's the tortoise and the hare.
You know?

So, tell me more about you.
How long ago was your last relationship?

I've been, like, insanely
chronically single for months and months.

So, have you dated anybody since it ended?

[Micah] I dated someone for a bit,
and it was not a good match.

-No, it didn't work?
-[Micah] Toxic.

[Stevan] Toxic can be fun though.

Like, if you're toxic about me,
I'm like, "She wants me."

[Micah] That's not good. But I get it.
You know what I'm saying?

[laughs]

-[Micah] That's really bad.
-We're f*cked in the head.

-[Micah] No, that's really not good.
-[laughs]

Stevan has, like,
a cool, artsy, edgy vibe.

It's, like, mysterious. Like, dark.

Vibes like that.
I've never done that, but I might.

I have a lot of fun with our conversation.

It might be a little toxic,
but I know we're here for the shits.

-We have a good time.
-Yeah.

Yeah. So, you wanna elevate?
You wanna be my match tonight?

-We'll elevate. We'll see where we go.
-[Micah] Let's do it. Let's elevate.

[Stevan] Let's elevate, baby.

All right, let's go get it.
Let's go elevate.

-Let's do it.
-Look at us now. Who would have thought?

[both laughing]

-What, you don't like Oppenheimer?
-Stop!

[upbeat music playing]

-[Harry] This is really nice.
-[Elys] So nice.

[Elys] I definitely am
so happy with this decision.

[Harry] Stay out.

It just feels so natural, really fast,
and I'm ready to have a bit of a snuggle.

[Harry] I'm gonna jump on the bed.

Don't hurt me. [laughs]

[Xanthi] Come on. You gotta say...
[speaks Greek]

[speaks Greek]

Goodnight!

Goodnight.

♪ Nearly got it all but we wanted more ♪

[Bryton] The "Do not disturb" sign
has to get put up.

[Dominique] You put it up.

Pray for me.

♪ Chasing the feeling ♪

♪ The feeling ♪

[music ends]

-[Elys] It is weird being next to you.
-[Harry] What? Okay.

-Is it weird being next to me?
-[Elys laughing] Yeah.

-[Harry] Is there something wrong with it?
-[Elys] No.

-[whimsical music playing]
-[kissing]

[Bryton] So you don't work out at all
or you do?

I do Yoga.

Yoga is not a workout.
Don't let that sh*t lie.

Oh my God.

-Yo, okay.
-Oh, I can't stand you!

-Pilates is a workout. Do you do Pilates?
-Oh, I can't stand you.

Yes, but that doesn't matter.
You don't think yoga is a workout?

[Bryton] You don't know
what you're talking about!

[Izzy] Dude,
there's some drama going down.

Bro, it's been 23 minutes
since we've matched.

Like, how are you already
in y'all's first fight?

[Bryton] Pilates is a workout.

A normal f*cking yoga class?

[Elys] Oh no, there's drama? Who's that?

[Harry] Bryton.

[kissing]

-Do you see bodybuilders doing yoga?
-Um...

I don't see bodybuilders doing anything
but eating chicken and f*cking rice.

-And working out.
-And oiling themselves up.

-And working out.
-Oh my God.

[jazz music playing]

I don't think that starting out
in relationships should be this difficult.

Nobody on the face of this Earth...

[Dominique] But he's hot.

...with an actual normal brain...

[Dominique] And, like, sexy.

Pilates is a workout.

Like, I don't know. I feel turned on
just, like, talking to him.

You're not a middle-aged mom. You're not...

[Dominique]
Like, the banter is everything.

This is only gonna work
if you open your mind up.

[music warps]

[Dominique scoffs]

I'm exhausted with this conversation.

Yoga is yoga.
Working out is working out.

-[Dominique] Oh my God.
-[laughs]

♪ Turn it up real loud ♪

♪ Bring the lights on down ♪

♪ If you wanna go there
Honey, let's roll ♪

♪ And we could pick it up right now ♪

Okay, what's the review on...

-Your sleeping habits?
-Sleeping with me.

-Um... I mean, it wasn't bad. No snoring.
-[chuckles]

Uh, you move a lot.

You kind of bounce one time, and then
you go back to exactly where you were.

-I don't know.
-Because I'm frustrated I'm waking up.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Morning-after,

and this is how Kaz slept all night,
pushing me to the corner.

-And you snored a bit.
-No, you did.

[blows raspberry]

-You was loud as hell.
-I probably did a little, actually.

♪ I'm coming for it all ♪

♪ I'll knock it out one, two, three ♪

We got the challenge today.
How you feeling about that?

-Oh baby, I'm ready to kick some a*s.
-We got it in the bag.

Everyone's talking a big talk,
and we're just kind of sitting back.

At least I'm sitting back.

In all honesty, I'm not gonna lie.
We're the fittest couple.

I agree. I feel like the other girls
are gonna be, you know, too...

You're too prissy, too cute.
And, baby girl, I'm prissy and cute, but...

We do it all, baby.
We jack-of-all-trades, baby!

♪ Baby, I'm a bombshell ♪

♪ So bombs away ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bombs away ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

What's up, good morning!

[all cheering, laughing]

Picture this.
We're walking towards the water,

and all of a sudden,
you see these scary things.

And I'm just, like,

"What does Nick Lachey
have us doing today?"

Oh. That rhymed a little bit.

[upbeat music playing]

All right.
First off, how's everybody feeling?

-Good.
-Pumped.

Well, guys, now that you're all paired up,

let me officially welcome you
to your first compatibility challenge.

-[all cheering]
-Yeah!

Today, we're gonna test
your physical chemistry.

What?

Now, behind me,
you see a not-so-small game

called Motion in the Ocean.

Oh my.

[Nick] The objective is pretty simple.

It's a race to see which couple
can get their platform

from a starting line
on one end of the structure

to the finish line on the other,

using only your weight
and your combined body motion.

Uh, like pelvic thrusts?

Like all that good stuff.

I mean, you saw that last night.

I'm not gonna lie.
I fancy our chances here.

I've had a cookie delivered to my house
saying, "Best sex ever."

When has anyone else ever received that?

The first couple to propel your platform
across the structure and pull the ring

will be today's winner
of the compatibility challenge.

Not only do you win a romantic date,
but you also get to visit the boardroom,

where you will get to play matchmaker

and invite two new,

potentially more compatible singles
to the mix.

[group whooping]

Anybody who knows me
knows that I like to be queen bee, right?

So I definitely wanna win this because,
one, I wanna go on a date with Izzy

and see if like, you know,
our vibes can connect even more.

And second, like,
baby girl wanna visit the boardroom.

Like, I want the power to decide

which new people
are coming into the house.

And, you know,
maybe I could shake sh*t up a little bit.

-You guys ready?
-[all] Yes.

-Good luck! Go get 'em.
-[all cheering]

We've got this in the bag.
We're gonna win this.

Yes, we are. We're gonna win it!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[both laughing]

I'm embarrassing right now.

-[Micah] Do this.
-Yeah.

You should be on this side.

-[Micah] You think?
-[Stevan] Yes.

Where do you wanna be?

-I'll be behind you.
-[groans]

f*cking hell.

I think it all just comes down
to the hips.

-[Elys laughs]
-Like that. Little worms.

-Yeah, you face me. It's hotter.
-[Elys] Okay.

-You know what we're doing, right?
-No.

Force equals mass times acceleration.

-[Dominique] You go in the middle.
-Okay.

You apply acceleration here.
I'm gonna sit back.

[Bryton] You have to hump me.
We just have to f*ck each other dry.

[Dominique] Oh my God.
Do you not listen to me?

I do, but your explanations
are not on point.

What was your major in college?

-Engineering.
-[Bryton] Okay.

I'm not making fun of you.
It's a question. That's all.

My therapist says I get a bit turned on
by the toxicity and the arguing.

Big surprise.
Nobody would have guessed that. [chuckles]

Like, why am I into that?

Um... It's difficult.

[Bryton] Stop swinging!

Couples, are you ready?

-Let's go!
-Yeah!

[both] Yeah!

On your marks...

[upbeat music playing]

...get set...

go!

A little awkward out of the gate.

-[Bryton] Oh my God, this is so hard.
-[Dominique grunts]

-[laughing] Okay.
-This is not working.

Wait, wait, wait.
Tell me when you're thrusting!

-This way. Come on.
-Wait.

[Stevan] This is not moving. Thrust.

[laughing] Oh my... We're not moving!

[Xanthi] I'm gonna pee my pants.

Stevan and Micah having a little trouble.

-[Micah] Oh my God!
-[Nick] Xanthi doing something.

Oh! I can't. [groans]

Our technique is absolutely not working.

She knocked the sh*t out of my ba*ls
when she was going back and forth.

[Tolú groans]

Go, go, go, go!

[Nick] Harry and Elys got something going.

[Elys laughing]

[opera music playing]

I'm looking around at everyone,

and they have absolutely no rhythm
and no idea on simple physics...

[opera music continues]

...on how to make a cage move
on a railway track across water.

But for some reason,
I figured out the quickest way to do it.

[Nick] Oh! Harry and Elys out in front.

[upbeat music playing]

Bryton and Dominique not far behind.

The other three are having
real struggles, real struggles!

[Xanthi] Oh God! I don't like it.

Look. Turn around and look at Harry go.
Come towards me and then go back.

I look to my right,
and I see Harry and Elys, and I'm like,

"We got this. We're close. We can do it."

We're almost there.
Keep going. Turn around.

[Nick] Harry and Elys!

-[Elys] Oh my God.
-[Nick] It's a photo-finish! Oh!

-Harry and Elys.
-Yes!

[Elys laughs]

[Bryton groans]

Damn!

Harry and Elys, you guys are the winners
of today's compatibility challenge!

Meaning, tonight you guys
will go on a romantic date.

Tomorrow I'll meet you in the boardroom,
where you get to play matchmaker.

-Congratulations.
-Wow.

Yay!

[both] We won! [laugh]

Yeah, 30 seconds is, like,
a marathon for me.

I mean, they call me Half-A-Second Harry.

-I should've done it quicker.
-Oh God.

-Guys, what happened back there?
-We were going good. I don't know.

What? We moved like a foot and a half.

-[groans]
-It's okay, you guys.

Physical intimacy
wasn't my specialty anyway.

-[groans]
-So what it was was the big couple,

it was like one, two.
Four thrusts, and he was finished.

-See, my man take a little bit longer.
-Yeah. I take it...

It takes him a few more thrusts
to get us to the end.

So, you know, Izzy is like...

I ain't mad at it.

What was the key to victory?

-Strength and size. They don't have it.
-It's about connecting.

I like it.
Gauntlet's been thrown down. Bam!

I totally took y'all's game plan
once I saw what y'all were doing.

That's what I explained that to you
in the beginning!

Are you seriously
trying to blame me right now?

No, I'm not.
I literally told you how to do it.

You don't listen.

I feel like it's not about the winning.
You know what I mean?

Like, it's about the communication
between us.

You're just, like, so busy looking to see
what the next person is doing.

And it's like you don't take a breath
and hear me.

Everybody else,
sorry, didn't work out today.

Head on back to the house,
and I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[Dominique] We could've been dead last.

I don't feel like you're listening
to what I'm saying.

So, the only reason we weren't dead last

is because I looked and saw
what they were doing,

and I copied what they were doing.

Our plans, your plan,
or my plan, was not working.

My plan was to do
the exact same thing that they did.

-So we had more than one plan, correct?
-Stop talking down to my face.

[Bryton] I'm not, but did we have
more than one plan? Yes or no.

That's all I'm asking.
Did we have more than one plan?

[somber music playing]

[sobbing] I literally feel like
you're speaking down to me.

I'm asking you.
Did we have more than one plan?

But it's not even about,
like, this specific challenge.

It's just about, like, everything.

I feel like it's a constant tug-of-w*r
for, like, you wanna be in control.

You wanna feel you have the power
of the conversation, where we are.

So, I've asked. I said,
"Look, when I'm in the wrong..."

-You just interrupted me again.
-Okay. Finish.

♪ Look in my eyes ♪

♪ Don't let 'em see you ♪

♪ Don't let 'em see you cry ♪

♪ Don't let 'em hear you ♪

♪ Even when you're on your own ♪

♪ You are, you are not alone, oh no ♪

This is stunning.

-What up, brother?
-Nice to meet you. How are you?

I don't wanna hook up here.

[laughs] I do. I love sex. Sex is great,

but the sex is so much better
with someone that you love.

We're gonna make a couple of drinks.
The first one is called a Zombie.

[Elys] You're a naughty boy.

[chuckles]

I'm ready to be in a mature, committed,

loving relationship.

So in this house,
I'mma lead with my heart,

and I'mma keep him strapped away.

-Come on.
-[laughs] Come on.

-Cheers to the... today's win.
-Cheers to the win.

Who thought it would be that easy?

-I don't know.
-Look at us. Compatible.

What are you expecting
going into the boardroom?

Do you want guys to come in
or girls to come in?

Be very careful with that decision.

[whimsical music playing]

[laughs] I'm very happy.

We won. We're doing great.
We're having rosé, and we're happy.

We're content. We spooned.
We had a good night's sleep.

-[Elys] Yeah.
-You're a cuddler. You wouldn't let me...

-You know...
-[scoffs] Harry.

[Harry] Have you ever been cheated on?

[Elys] Like, I'm not sure.
But I had my doubts.

And I saw things on social media
which I was a bit... thrown by.

Right.

I think ever since that relationship,

it's kind of...
I've kind of lost a lot of trust in guys,

but I'm building it back up.

I hope you build it up quick. [chuckles]

Are you trustworthy?

I think so. I hope so.

-That was hesitant.
-[both chuckle]

f*cking hell.

It's Harry Jowsey.

[chuckling] I'm not just
gonna go on full force into it.

You know, I need to take my time.

Give a girl a minute.

♪ Sorry ♪

♪ Is there anywhere
That you don't exist? ♪

♪ Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah, oh ♪

♪ Sorry, I don't think you'll ever admit ♪

Making some quick breakfast
before I go to the boardroom.

I didn't want scrambled eggs this morning,
but I'm not very good at cracking.

So it looks like
we're gonna have scrambled eggs today.

♪ Switch off the dream
'Cause I don't wanna ♪

I'm feeling pretty confident with Tolú.

Obviously we lost the challenge yesterday,
but I felt like we grew a closer bond.

Harry and Elys are hitting the board.

Drama's definitely gonna stir up.
So, grab your popcorn.

♪ Sorry, gotta cross you off of my list ♪

♪ Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh... ♪

Truth be told, man, as easy as it would be

to sit here and work things out with Dom,

it's just as easy
to hop into another date.

Let's bet on
what you think is gonna happen.

-Right?
-[Xanthi] It's Harry.

-So it's like I really... don't know.
-You don't know what to expect.

♪ When the kingdom comes down ♪

I will be so surprised if it's not messy.

Yeah.

[Bryton] Harry and Elys hold
all the power in the house.

Somebody has to go home tonight.

Now, who is that person? I have no idea.

Here we go.

[music ends]

-[clock ticking]
-[tense music playing]

Oh my God. What?

Hey, this is hectic.
So much pressure on us.

I'm really... I'm really nervous.
I'm really nervous for this.

-[Nick] Sup, guys!
-[Harry] How are you doing?

Welcome to the boardroom.
This is where the matching magic happens.

It's gorgeous.

-As you can see, this is the board, okay?
-[Harry sighs]

Here, on the bottom of the board,

you have
the other less-compatible couples,

and here, at the top of the board,

you have four brand-new single

men.

-No way!
-No!

Over here,
we have Chris from Dated and Related.

I got my eyes
on the Texas girls over here.

-[women] Ooh!
-It's a wrap.

[laughs]

What?

We have Justin from Surviving Paradise.

-It's about having a moral compass.
-Yeah.

One hundred grand.

I like that.

[Nick] And we have Nigel
from Too Hot To Handle.

-Naughty Nigel.
-[Nick] Naughty Nigel.

-You like danger?
-Yes.

-You do? I'm a red flag.
-Danger is exciting.

[chuckles] Do the thing.

-What? This?
-[laughing]

And, once again, we have Dom.

[upbeat music playing]

No way!

From The Mole, and of course,
season 1 winner of Perfect Match.

Oh my God.

-Twenty-six, 27!
-[women cheering]

Domination, man!

As today's most compatible couple,

you have the power to bring two
of these single men to the house.

-You have to decide.
-Oh.

[Nick] Do you wanna create a match
for somebody else?

Do you want to try and break up
another couple you may view as a threat,

or do you wanna bring one
of these guys here for yourself?

[chuckles]

When you're ready to make your match,

you're gonna drag
the two people you wanna match

to the center of the table,
and you will both lock that decision in.

Okay? So have fun and good luck.

-Come on, Nick. What a bombshell.
-[Nick laughs]

Oh my God. Okay. My first question is,

do you wanna match up
with any of these guys?

[tense music playing]

-No.
-Okay, cool. [exhales]

-So, the suspense is gone.
-[exhales]

Okay, all the guys in the house
don't have foreskins.

So I don't know if that's gonna change
the dynamic between the boys.

I don't know who has a foreskin.

I don't know
if it's gonna change the dynamic.

-[laughs]
-But I feel I'm good. I feel good.

If someone comes in with the foreskin,
we're gonna have a conversation about it.

Okay.

Anyway, do we wanna send
Dominique on a date?

[Elys] Do you think
Bryton's happy with her now?

I think they're both the same person
with the same energy.

I guess it is a game.

Like, let's jeopardize
what they got going on.

But I think she deserves
to go on a date, regardless.

They're, like,
just two little, like, annoying dogs

in the apartment beside you
where they're like... [mimics dogs barking]

-You have to bang on the door.
-Let's break them up.

Okay.

[Elys] What about her and Justin?

[Harry] I don't know
anything about Justin.

Justin may have the stinkiest breath
and be the most annoying person ever.

We don't know that.
And he could be like this tall.

What is your feelings with Chris?

[Elys] See, I know Chris. He's so nice.

-I'd love it if Chris was there.
-[Harry] Yeah.

-He's here for the right reasons.
-Chris's jawline is too good.

-[laughs]
-[Harry] Okay.

[Elys] That could be a good match.

-Let's do it.
-[Elys] Yeah?

Let's lock it in.

-[laughing] Oh my God.
-[Elys] sh*t.

I wonder what's gonna happen
in the next challenge.

Oh my God.

-[Elys] They look good together.
-[Harry] They do.

-First match in the show.
-That's good!

[upbeat music playing]

So, now, who do we want?
Let's go through Tolú.

I think yesterday,
doing the challenge it got them closer.

-I'd love to test that.
-[Harry] So we put in Nigel?

I think we bring Nigel in.

So I watched him on season 4
of Too Hot To Handle. He's a rocket.

He is. He's a rocket.

He might have changed,

but I don't know if he would be
as kind of serious about this as maybe

someone like Dom.

Love Dom.

[Harry sucks teeth]

They do look good together.

This is tough.

[tense music playing]

-You don't want to, do you?
-He's too gorgeous.

He's good-looking. I feel like a lot of
the girls might fancy him as well.

For sure.

Don't you have the same ex?
Is that not awkward?

-Yeah, like, two.
-[laughs]

He got a bit of a terrible run last year.

His girlfriend slept...
Whatever. It doesn't matter.

Anyway.

Noted.

-I'll put him back.
-Put him back.

[Harry] Now, who do we want?

Who'd you want to send on a date?

[Harry] Would you wanna
bring him in or Nigel?

I don't... I don't know.

-[sighs]
-God. What you wanna do?

It's gonna be a hard decision.

Yeah. I don't know what we're gonna do.

This is tough.

♪ I'm a troublemaker
And I'm coming for you ♪

♪ Oh, I'm coming for you ♪

♪ Oh, I'm coming to you... ♪

Guys.

We're back.

That's not a positive outlook.

-My God, they're back. They're together.
-[Bryton speaking excitedly]

They look kind of grumpy. Something's up.

Yeah. No, this is... this is a game-changer.

Uh...

The people we wanna send on a date...

Is Dom...

-[squeals]
-[laughs]

[cheering]

Oh, here we go. Okay.
I gotta get my game face moving on now.

♪ I see trouble coming
You better start running ♪

And Tolú.

-[Bryton] Ooh.
-[Xanthi] Wow.

-Thank you.
-Let me put my food down.

All right.
Girls, go get ready for your dates.

[cheering and applauding]

Have fun. Enjoy it.

I am nervous because not finding a match
and leaving and not coming back,

that would be the worst case for me.
So I'm gonna do my best to stay in.

I'm sorry. Everyone's gonna be shocked
when these people come in the house.

[laughs] You all right?

Dude. Yes!
You're, like, the eighth person.

You don't need to yell.
We were checking on you.

[Bryton] Am I worried?

-Yes!
-[all laugh]

[rock music playing]

I literally thought I would be, like,
the last person selected to go on a date.

I don't know who he is.
But whoever he is, first and foremost,

he's lucky 'cause look
how I'm looking, honey. [screeching]

And I'm just really excited
for this opportunity

because your girl
is really looking for her perfect match.

[Dom] Hello there.

Oh my God! [laughs]

♪ Let's give them
Something to talk about... ♪

Is that Dom? [laughs]

Like, Dom from season 1.
My favorite person.

Like, I'm f*cking ecstatic.

-Hi, Dom. [laughs]
-Hi.

[Tolú] But Dom and Harry,
they both dated the same girl.

Like, Lord, I already know
it's about to be messy.

-[squeals]
-[laughs]

[upbeat music continues]

[vocalizing]

♪ Let's give them
Something to talk about ♪

♪ Talk to me ♪

♪ Hands up, got a better way ♪

♪ Gonna ride the wave
Like a Silver Surfer ♪

♪ We're on a mission, gonna take a place ♪

♪ Living unafraid
We'll take you to the future ♪

♪ Do you feel what I feel? ♪

♪ Do you feel what I feel? ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Let's give them
Something to talk about ♪

♪ Talk to me ♪