02x04 - MILF's Just Not That Into You

[bunniefuu]

[Kelle] I'm Kelle.

You might remember me
from season one.

I'm here for your man.

I've definitely made
a decision on who I wanna
take on a date.

-Anthony and Joey.
-[all exclaiming]

Let's go!

-[Joey] Oh, boy!
-[Anthony] You good, honey?

-[laughs]
-Yeah, I'm good,
Dad, I'm good.

-I'm talking to her, Joe.
I didn't call you, honey.
-Oh, okay.

We were doing, like, sex yoga.

It was just, like,
next level, like, weird.

When he got back to the house,
Joey was, like, ignoring me,

and my feelings were hurt.

[Jacob speaking]

-[Barby] Yeah.
-[Jacob] Yeah?

[both laugh]

[Joey] I wanna know
your one, two, three lineup.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Who's your leadoff?

Lead?

-Barby.
-Barby's one?

[Chris] Yeah, I know,
that was--

-You know, that's the lead.
-[laughs]

I'm hoping that Chris
doesn't try and connect
with Barby.

I got there first,
so he's gonna have
to step aside.

[Miles] I separated myself
from my dad years ago

because it was
a very toxic relationship.

We haven't spoken in years,

so I've never felt
this awkward
in my entire life.

[sighs]

I'm having, like,
an internal struggle.

I actually have a boyfriend.

Oh.

Jami possibly
is in a relationship.

-Hi.
-[Kelle] I think
you're a lovely girl,

but I just heard
you have a boyfriend.

I don't,
I haven't had one for--

Why are you looking at him?

He's not your boyfriend.

Okay, so I really don't like
when people are in my face.

So take a step back.

I would appreciate
if you would say,
"Hey, Jami, we just met

and I just found out
you had a boyfriend.
What's up with that?"

And I would say,
"Yes, Kelle, I do."

I've been struggling with this
the entire time.

I didn't really know
how to navigate this,

and it's been
quite difficult for me.

You need to leave the villa.
You don't belong here.

We're single.

Are you single?

-Very single.
-I'm single.

-Are you single?
-Very single.

-Are you single?
-I'm single.

You're talking
to a taken girl.

I think you're lovely,
but you need to leave.

-[Barby] Aw, Jami!
-[Kelle] Sorry, love.

You left me at the card game
to talk to her.

So well done.

Well, you know what?
I was being a gent.
She wanted to talk to me,

-you know. Yeah--
-You weren't being
a gentleman to me.

-Well done.
-[Anthony] All right.

I'm shocked.

Yeah, I was excited
to see what was gonna
happen with Jami.

Even though she lied to us,
I do feel a little bad
for her.

Kelle has a strong
personality, you know,

she didn't want her there.

She was like, it's you know,
"We're all competing
to find love

and this girl
already has a boyfriend."

Don't beat up on the girl.

She knows she did wrong,
and that's enough.

-Let her go, you know.
-I agree.

You'll be all right,
all right?

[Jami] See you never, [bleep].

-[Lannette] I know,
don't be upset with me.
-Yeah, no. But I mean,

-nobody should g*ng up
on anybody, though.
-[Lannette] Because now,

You know-- No,
we weren't ganging up.

What we allowed her to do
is live her truth.

-[Christina] Yeah.
-That's what we did.

-We liberated her.
-[Christina] Yeah.

Yeah, but now I look like
a two-faced b*tch.

She needs to own this,
and it needed to come out.

And I appreciate you
trusting me enough to tell me,

and I hope you don't feel
like I've betrayed your trust.

But this was something bigger
than you and Jami.

So, I guess
all of you guys have heard
that I have a boyfriend,

and I know
we're here to find love,

and I did not come here
trying to mislead.

Whatever!

And I guess
that is what has happened.

[Joey speaking]

-But--
-[Chris speaking]

Have I been my true self?

In every aspect
of the word, yes.

I'm sorry if I'm, like,
a little too direct,
but it's so [bleep] up.

[Jami] It is [bleep] up.

-I would never do that.
-[Jami] It is.

Now that the truth
has been told,

and I guess
I will have to leave.

-[Joey] Oh, my [bleep].
-[Jami] Yeah.

[Anthony] I don't know
the reason she, uh, did this,

but I will tell you something.

Relax, she came here
to date other men.

-Why are you defending her?
-[Anthony] I-- Because--

-Because--
-[Kelly] You need to leave.
You need to go.

-Bye.
-[Anthony] She's gonna go.

Okay, let's let
the girl leave.

She's already humiliated.
Let her leave

-and let's not--
-[Kelle] She humiliated
herself.

All right, so...
And she got it,
now she's going home.

She got humiliated.
Let her go home.

I started getting more angry
at Jami at this point

because I'm realizing
there's a lot of missed
opportunity here,

'cause someone else
should've been in this house.

When I began this process,
I was single,

and I met somebody,
soon after, I committed.

And before I knew it,
we were head over heels
in love.

And I really wanted to see
what was meant to be.

And if it was meant
to be with him, it would be.

I told my boyfriend
and he said to me,

"Do what you have to do,
and we'll see what happens
at the end."

I miss you, Mark.

Can't wait to be with you.

I came here
with a clean conscience,

and now I'm leaving
with one, too.

I feel really sad right now
that this is how my journey
here has ended.

However, I would be lying
if I didn't feel excited

that I now know my destination

and it is going to be
in my boyfriend's arms.

[Joey] Well, it is a new day.

Once Kelle got here,
before Jami left,

there was ten guys,
seven girls.

The ratio was increasing
in our favor.

Now that Jami
had to [bleep] all up,

we're back down to six girls.

So I gotta bring
more to the table.

You know, I got
more competition now.

This is so good.

-[Ashley] Oh,
that looks amazing.
-Ashley, I usually drink this

right after I work out.

[blender whirring]

Yay!

I think I found my first
true love in the Manor...

the blender.

-Get my phone. Check my phone.
-Did you take my smoothie?

-You know, Kelly, [bleep].
-And I-- Yep, right here.

-Thank you.
-Yay! Yay! [laughs]

[Chris laughs]

[Darren] I was gonna come up
at, you know, like, 7:00

and wake you up
to make me a smoo--
No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

I was gonna be like, "Kelly!"

[Kelly] Yeah, "Get up!

I need my shake."

-Oh, this is... This is what
keeps me going, I mean--
-Isn't that good?

It's so good, it's so good.

I think him and Kelly Mac
would actually work
really well together.

[Darren] Her demeanor
is extremely open,
warm, welcoming.

Without sounding shallow,

she's beautiful,
she's gorgeous.

[Sam] I would love it
if my dad could find somebody

that he could date,
uh, long-term.

And then also, you know,
I'm... I want him to be happy.

I... I love the hell
out of this dude.

So I mean, I want him
to be happy and find somebody.

-[Anthony] You having fun?
-I'm having fun.

-Yeah?
-[Joey] Yeah.

Now that my dad
is, you know, in the house,

I'm gonna move
differently with everyone.

So, you know, my dad
being here, honestly,
might save my a*s.

If... If I'm being honest.
[laughs]

Are you interested in anybody?

-[Anthony] I am.
-Really?

-[Anthony] Yeah, I'm--
I like a couple of girls.
-I think Kelle.

I think
you're interested in Kelle.

-Well, listen, there's just--
-Yeah.

I think she just goes
a little bit too much,
you know?

But, well, I don't know yet.

Maybe it was just that,
the drama yesterday.

Let's give her
the benefit of the doubt.

So, is that who you... who you
were thinking about then?

-Well, no. Then there's, um--
-Lannette?

Lannette's got something
different about her.

-I don't know. Yeah,
something going on.
-Green eyes.

Every one of these girls
have something beautiful
about them.

Like, legit,
something different,

something unique.
But I just...

I'm not sure who I'm, like,
going after yet,

but I'm definitely
open to anything.

-Which one do you got
your eye on?
-Christina's cool.

-She's a good person.
-[Anthony] And I like
Christina.

-Like, I like her.
-Oh, yeah, she's cool.

-She likes me, so...
-Yeah?

-[Joey] Yeah.
-[bleep].

Joey, have you ever dated
a girl this age?

Um...

I mean, no, but, like,
I'm cool up to 65.

-[laughing] Get the [bleep]
outta here.
-[Joey] Yeah.

-[continues laughing]
-[Joey] It's like--

-Sixty-five?
-[Joey] Yeah.

-Yeah.
-[both laughing]

[Joey] We're very lucky
because we have such
a close relationship

- and we basically do
almost everything together.
-[Anthony] Yeah.

I mean, this is what we do.
You know, we're...

This is my best friend,

-so it's like,
he makes it easy.
-Yeah.

-Thanks, Joe. I love you.
-Love you. [chuckles softly]

There's no juice?

There's a lot of things
that Miles and I need
to hash out.

Let me holler at you
for a second.

Miles and I, we hadn't talked
in a long time.

He and I have always had
a tumultuous relationship.

You know,
you'd think that, um...

[clicks tongue] you could
just forget about the past
and move on,

but until you address it...

it's gonna keep
lingering back.

Well, this is different.

-Right. [laughs]
-[Stacy] Yeah.

-Didn't expect this.
-No, not in a million years.

Not in a million years.

I'm appreciative
of the situation,

-but it definitely
was a shock to me.
-[Miles] Mm-hmm.

Um, you know, hopefully,
you know, we can grow
from this

and, uh, move forward
as father and son.

Anything you wanna, like,
tell me that's been
on your heart

that you felt like
you just couldn't say.

I haven't had a face-to-face
conversation with my dad
since I was 19.

I haven't always felt
that I could express
my feelings to him

because he's very overbearing,

but he needs to take
some responsibility.

So there's a lot of stuff
to talk about.

"Welcome to the MILF Mud Pit.

Each of you will have
a chance to protect

or share your own
dirty little secret."

I'm thinking there are
some scandalous secrets
about to come out.

And I'll be honest, I don't
want my secret revealed

because it is
a dirty little secret.

-[all exclaiming]
-[Stacy] Oh, my God.

[Chris] Snap!

Oh, you different.

I'm not gonna judge you.
I... I...

Whether it's positive,
negative.

Just tell me.
I just wanna hear

what you have to say
as a... a son to a father.

[Miles] I feel like there has
been no communication
over the past several years.

-[sniffles]
-And I apologize for that.

I should have been more...

able to, um...

listen to you...

as a father.

But that's the only thing
I knew

'cause that's how
my father was.

Um...

We did what we was told,
whether he was
yelling, whatever,

and just accepted it
and moved on.

And I see that that definitely
is not the right method.

I wish I could have
made better choices
when I was younger.

But I didn't.

-I didn't know no better.
-[sniffles]

I think you did the best
you could.

[Stacy] Uh, that's... that's
the scapegoat,
and I appreciate that.

I could have did better.

I could have.

But I will tell you this,
I will do better now.

I lost a lot of time with you,
and I can't get that back.

And I know I don't tell you
all the time,

but again, I... I love you.

I wish nothing
but the best for you.

For real, for real.

Thank you.

-I love you, too.
-[Stacy] Love you, man.

[Miles crying softly]

You all right?

[Miles] This meant
everything for me.

It at least breaks the ice
on us communicating more

and just bridging the gap
that has been present

for the past few years.

[Stacy] With this experience,
I think that we established
more of a strong bond.

Like, "Hey, let's go here.
Let's go do this then,

you know,
let's go enjoy ourself."

Oh, man. I needed this, bro.

I appreciate you.

-I love you.
-I love you, dude.

-I love you, bro.
-Love you.

[cell phone chimes]

[Chris] We got
a message, baby.

-There he is! Ashley!
-[Chris] Yo, listen up,
listen up,

listen up, listen up,
listen up!

[Sam] Let's hear it.

"It's time
for your next challenge,

-and this one may get messy."
-[Barby] Oh.

[Chris] "Please change
into your bathing suits,

and when you're ready,
let's meet in the backyard."

[all exclaiming]

-[Joey] Let's go!
-[Jacob] Yeah, let's go! Whoo!

I'm stoked I get to put
on a bathing suit.

Hello.

This is what I work for.
[chuckles]

"Welcome to the MILF Mud Pit."

[all cheering]

"The foundation of any
successful relationship
is honesty.

For today's challenge,
each of you will have a chance

to protect or share your own
dirty little secret."

-[Lannette] Ooh.
-[Crystal] Hmm.

[Anthony] Before we came here,

there was a questionnaire
you have to fill out
about your secrets.

And now the loser
in this event

has to give up their secret.

And I... I don't remember
what I wrote.

[Joey] It's a little scary.

[Darren] "Fathers and sons
will face off in the mud pit.

The ladies will also be
facing off against
one another.

When it's your turn
in the pit,

each of you
will be tied together
at the waist, and on "go,"

you will race
to grab your flag.

The first person
to grab their red flag

gets to keep
their secret protected.

If you lose,
your dirty little secret
will be revealed

in front of the entire group."

[Lannette] I'm thinking
there are some scandalous
secrets about to come out.

I'm curious how the dads
and the sons

are gonna react
when they hear them.

"The fastest man and woman
for today's challenge

will each win an opportunity

to take someone
of their choosing

on a special
romantic date tonight."

[all cheering]

-[Sam] Ladies first,
let's go, ladies!
-[Darren] A lot to fight for.

"Darren, due to your injury,
you will not be getting
into the pit."

-Oh. [laughs]
-[man] Hey. There we go.

[Darren] "But that does not
mean your secret
will be safe." [bleep]

"When it's time for Sam
and Darren to match up,

Darren will select one father
to represent him."

-[Kelly] Whoo!
-[Darren] "If Sam
defeats Darren's pick..."

[laughs]

[Darren] "...then his secret
will be revealed."

You're [bleep].

-[Kelle exclaims]
-[Darren] Let's get
this challenge started.

For this round, it is
Crystal versus Lannette.

[all cheering]

Let's go, ladies!

[Lannette] I wanna win
this challenge

because I wanna have
a chance to pick a date.

And I'll be honest, I don't
want my secret revealed

because it is
a dirty little secret.

Let's go, ladies!

[Crystal] I wanna win
this challenge today

because I really want
to go on a date with Stacy.

I'm down for whatever,
just to get some time alone
with this man.

So, I gotta get my game up.

-Hey!
-Yeah!

That's a lucky-a*s rope,
right there.

-[laughs]
-That's a lucky-a*s rope.

[Darren] On your mark.

Get set.

Go.

Go, girl! Come on,
come on, pull, pull,

go, go, come on, come on!
Go, go, go!

[indistinct shouting
and cheering]

[all exclaiming]

-[whistling]
-[Kelly] Yes!

[Michael] Power came out,
but endurance won, like...
[mimicking engine revving]

-[all exclaiming]
-Crystal, since you lost,

read us your
dirty little secret.

"I once told my boyfriend
my friend was mugged

so I could take his car
to see another guy."

-[all exclaiming]
-[Stacy] Oh, my God!

[Joey] Snap!

[Barby] Being a stripper
is a no-no,

but that's okay?

Ah, okay. Got it.

-Yo, that is about...
-That's [bleep] up.

Oh, you different. Okay.

[Stacy] That's his car,
his prized possession.

[slight chuckle]
Crystal will never use my car.

[laughs]

She'll have to catch the bus.
[laughs]

Ladies, on your mark.

Get set.

Go!

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

With Joey,
the energy changed,

so I might just pursue
someone else in the house.

Obviously, I wanna win
so I could choose

who to go out on a date with.

-[Barby] There you go, girl.
-[Stacy] Oh, my God!

[indistinct shouting
and cheering]

[Joey] I'm a big, big advocate
for girls in bikinis and mud.

Oh, I've seen
mud wrestling on TV,

but I never thought
I'd see it, like, up front

-like this.
-It's a lot better live.

-Yeah, definitely
a lot better live.
-[laughs]

[all shouting and cheering]

-[Darren] And the winner
is Christina!
-[all cheering and exclaiming]

Careful!

[Kelle] Christina kicked
my a*s in the mud pit.

Like, straight up.

I'm gonna talk to my trainer
when I get home,

because I don't know
how she beat me so quick.

Okay, um...

[sighs]

"I once had sex
in the branches of a tree,
like a monkey."

-[Joey] Oh, my God!
-[all exclaiming]

[Joey] That's actually
really awesome.

That's awesome.

[Kelle] Definitely on
a tree branch bent over.

So, I mean, doesn't everybody
have sex in a tree? [laughs]

You know, I mean,
you should try it.

-[indistinct conversation]
-How the hell
did you do that?

I don't buy it.

For the next round,

it is me, Darren,
versus my son, Sam.

-[Joey] Whoo!
-[Barby] Whoo!

-But since I'm injured...
-[Chris] Aw.

[Darren] ...Sam,
I'm gonna pick a challenger

to protect
my dirty little secret.

[Sam] I know my dad
has a juicy secret.

I know he's hiding something.

He's gonna pick
the biggest [bleep] out here.

[Darren] Stacy,
would you protect
my little secret, please?

-[Stacy laughs]
-[all exclaiming]

I'm gonna have
to compete my a*s off.

[Darren] Three, two, one, go!

-Go!
-Come on, Sam!

-[Chris] Yes, Sam!
Come on! Oh!
-[all exclaiming and cheering]

-Whoo!
-[Sam] What did I tell you?

-[Chris] Oh, man!
-[Joey] Oh!

-[all exclaiming]
-[Sam] What did
I tell you, [bleep]?

-[Michael] Oh.
-[Sam]
That's a wrestler there.

My strategy going against Sam
was pretty simple,

it's to lose,

to make Darren
have his secret exposed.

[sighs] "I still have
fantasies about a young nun

who worked
in my elementary school."

-[all exclaiming and laughing]
-[Sam] I know the nun, too.

-What? What?
-Sister Marie? Sister Marie?

-[laughs]
-[Sam exclaims] I knew it!
I [bleep] knew it!

[all laughing]

Darren, you little rascal.

He actually blushed
when he shared
that... that secret.

Darren, do not expect me
to buy a nun's outfit
anytime soon.

And for this round,
Barby versus Kelly Mac.

[all cheering]

Darren is very
intriguing to me,

so I want to win this
because I want to go
on a date.

[Darren] On your mark.
Get set.

Go.

-[Lannette] Let's go, girls!
-[Joey] Let's go!

-[Sam] Come on, girls.
-[indistinct shouting
and cheering]

-Come on, Kelly!
[bleep], come on, Kelly!
-[all cheering and exclaiming]

[Darren] And the winner
is Barby!

-[Joey] Oh, no, Kelly,
what's your secret? No!
-[Michael] Whoo!

"I am a member
of the mile-high club."

[all cheering]

-[Stacy] She got it
on in the air.
-[Joey] That's my girl, yeah!

All these people wanna know
what airline it was,

but it was a private jet.

I'm classy.

Bring me that card, girl.

[all applauding]

[Stacy] Did you make
smoothies up there?

[Darren]I was a little shocked
to hear Kelly's secret,

especially considering
I have access to private jets.

-Yeah, you just saw it
as a golden opportunity.
-I'm like-- Maybe.

[Sam] I can tell you,
after hearing
Kelly Mac's secret.

I'm not getting on
that same jet with you.

Please welcome
Stacy versus Miles.

[all cheering]

[Miles] Even though
me and my dad just reconciled,

it would be
really satisfying
to beat him,

so I can finally talk
a little [bleep].

Three, two, one.

Go!

-Ooh, there you go,
there you go, Miles
-[all exclaiming]

[all cheering]

[cheering and whooping]

-[Miles] Yes!
-[cheering continues]

I told you!

[all whooping]

[Stacy] I thought I was just
gonna out-muscle him.

I couldn't get a grip.

He won fair and square.

"I won a bet
in my university frat

of who can sleep with
the most women in one day,

and I slept with five."

[Darren exclaims]

Dirty, dirty man.

[Miles] Oh, I already knew
he was a hoe.

I'm not a hoe,
I just have hoe-ish way--

I had hoe-ish ways.

You are who you are.

[both laughing]

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

For the next round,

please welcome
Ashley versus Jacob.

[all cheering]

[Stacy] This is gonna be
a good one.

[Jacob] I think
winning the challenge
is super important.

Me and Barby definitely
have a connection,

and I feel like we need
to have another date.

[Ashley] As Jacob knows,

we've done
some challenges before,

-and he's come out second--
Second best...
-Hmm.

...because, you know,
I've still got it.

-He's still got it.
-[both laugh]

He's still got it.

Three, two, one, go!

[all cheering] Let's go!

[all cheering] Come on!
Let's go!

[cheering continues]

[man] Let's go,
let's go, Ashley!

[all applauding]

[all exclaiming]

[all whooping]

Jacob, read us
your dirty little secret.

So, my dirty little secret
is "I always get nosebleeds
during sex."

[all exclaiming] Oh, God.

[Darren] Like,
"It's not you, it's me.

But I ain't gonna stop."

[in British accent] "Oh,
pardon me

my nose is bleeding
all over you."

I can-- I can just imagine him
with tissues in his nose.

[both laughing]

[all exclaiming]

I don't mind if Jacob
gets nosebleeds,

I just don't want him
on top of me during it.

For this round,

Michael versus Chris.

[all cheering]

Like,
I love my dad to death,

but he knows I'm a competitor

and I give 110
in everything.

This is my opportunity
to actually get to take

Barby out one on one.

[Darren] Go!

[Stacy] Let's go, baby!
Let's go.

-Let's go!
-[man] Come on, Michael!

[all cheering] Go, go!

[cheering continues] Come on,
come on!

[Darren] Come on, Michael!

Oh, no!

[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

Michael, read us
your dirty little secret.

"When I was a single dad,
I once took my sons on a date

because I didn't have
a sitter."

[all exclaim and laugh]

And that one,
they would never forget.

[Darren] Chris,
do you remember that?

-Yeah, that wasn't--
That wasn't too long ago, huh.
-[Michael] Oh, yeah.

For our next round,

Anthony versus Joey.

[all cheering]

Ooh, ooh, come on!

Let's go, Anthony.

-[woman] Let's go!
-[Stacy] Let's go, Anthony.

I'm like,
"Wait a second."

You know, I have
a little daughter at home.

I-I said, "I gotta win."

-[laughs]
-You know, I gotta win,
I-I can't--

She can't see this.

Three, two, one, go!

[all exclaiming]

[all laughing]

[Joey] I literally
got dragged.

-It was just-- [laughs]
-I-I feel bad--

-I actually felt bad to win.
-[laughs]

"I've had sex with 35 people."

[all exclaiming] What?

Does he know
anything about STDs?

You know, they're--
They're out there.

[indistinct conversation]

That's a lot of girls
you've slept with Joey,
for your age.

-That is a lot of girls.
-[Joey chuckles]

It's more than me,
and I'm a lot older than you.

-[phone chimes]
-Oop, I got a text.

[all exclaiming]

"The two
who got to their flags
the fastest were...

Christina and Anthony."

[all cheering]

"Each of you
will get a special date

here at the mansion tonight."

Anthony, tell me,

who do you wanna
take on your date?

Ooh, this is gonna be
a tough one.

-[women chuckling]
-[Anthony bleeps]

I wanna take them all.

[all laughing]

I'm gonna take Lannette,
how's that?

-[Christina] I love that!
-Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

-All right.
-[all chuckling]

So sweet.

-All right. Come on.
-[Lannette] Thank you.

[Anthony] The day before
I went out with Kelle.

I mean, I was, like,
having a good time

but I didn't like
how she came out
for Jami, you know?

Kelle just went at her,

and we're here to meet people,
and I look at Lannette,

and I'm like,
"Yeah, I wanna
give her a shot."

[Joey] That's my dad.

-[Anthony exclaims]
-[all chuckling]

Honestly,
with Anthony winning,

I thought for surely
he was gonna pick me.

But, now that
he's picked Lannette,

it's time for me to move on.

Christina, tell me,
who do you wanna take
on your date?

[Anthony] Ooh, let's go.

I want to take...

Sam.

[all cheering]

[Jacob] Sam, my man!

[Joey] It's such a shame,
because

I definitely would've liked
to go out on the date
with Christina,

but I didn't know
she was attracted to Sam.

I don't like when my girl
entertains other people.

So, I'm convinced that
we're no longer a thing.

[Christina] I have
a connection with Joey.

But, if Joey wants to go
on other dates,

I'm gonna go on other dates.

Sam, get ready.

-I'll be ready.
-[Christina] Okay.

[Sam] I'm very excited
for the date,

and I think
she's the most beautiful
woman here.

I didn't think that Christina
had interest in me.

She's been talking to Joey.

So, this actually
gives me an opportunity

to see what she's about.

-I'm into it.
-Sam, you're
a full-grown man

at this point,
but I'm still your dad.

And I'm still like,
"Oh God.

Don't corrupt my son."

Too late.

[Darren] Take some time
to go get cleaned up.

Have fun.

[all cheering]

Oh, god it's [bleep] hot.

I don't know if Joey's like,
trying to play a game here,

to kind of make
Christina jealous

because she asked Sam
on a date and not him.

Or is he making a move?

I'm curious to see.

I want you to feel
what it's like
to sleep together.

-The roof view room?
-Yeah.

[Lannette] I was
really surprised

when Anthony
selected me for the date.

I mean,
we haven't had a chance

to really connect
and get to know each other,

so I am a bit flattered

that he wants to
get to know me more.

Wow!

[Anthony] Oh, my God,
are you kidding me?

-Look how beautiful you look.
-[both chuckle]

Oh, my God, hi.

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, you've got lipstick now.

-It's all right,
I'll wear you.
-[Lannette exclaims]

Do I look--
Oh, my God.

It's like,
an old Hollywood look.

Listen, I was thinking.

-Yeah.
-It's just an idea.

-All right?
-Okay. Yeah.

-Why don't we
cook here, right?
-[gasps]

We'll make some pizza.

-We'll have some fun.
I own a restaurant.
-Okay.

-You wanna do that?
-Yeah, I'm down.

-Does that sound like fun?
-I'd love to.

I was actually so happy
that he picked Lannette.

Uh, from day one,
me and the guys
have been saying

Lannette's like,
one of the queens
of the house.

You know,
she's such a good person.

You know, I can definitely see
why my dad, you know,
would wanna pick her.

[Anthony] I like
this red and green.

-[Lannette chuckles] Yeah.
-We put a little white on you

-and make it--
-[Lannette laughs] I'll look
like a Christmas tree.

We'll make an Italian flag.

-Yeah.
-[Lannette laughs] Oh,
exactly.

-[Anthony] You wanna
tie me up? Come on.
-[laughing]

Come tie me up.

Come on, tie me up.

Where's your mind going
right away?

-Oh, my God,
look at this.
-Wow.

-Okay.
-Oh.

-[Sam] Wow.
-[Christina] This is awesome.

-[Sam] After you.
-[Christina] Thank you.

I don't really have a type.

-Such a gentleman,
thank you.
-[Sam] Yeah. Of course.

[Christina] It's the energy
for me.

And it's, you know, just
the vibe I get with you.

Sam, he seems very genuine.

Like an old soul.

So, I'm looking forward
to getting to know him better

and seeing where things go.

I was actually surprised
you picked me.

-What-- What made you--
-Really?

Yeah, I'm interested to hear,

because I thought
you and Joey had
kind of a thing going.

You know,
I'm not the most outgoing.

I'm a little shier,
a little bit more reserved.

-[Christina] Yeah,
I could tell.
-But, uh...

But you've got another--
Another side

-to you, like that.
Yeah, for sure.
-[Sam] Definitely. Definitely.

[Sam] I think Christina
picked me over Joey

because there's
a big difference

in maturity level
between us two.

She realizes I'm more
of a long-term type of guy,

whereas Joey, he's--

You could tell he's here
kind of just for,

"Hey, there's hot MILFs
everywhere."

So, what are you looking for
in a relationship?

One of the things
I really look for

is somebody who's
ambitious like me,

-who has a lot of goals
for themselves...
-Right. Yeah.

...and stuff they wanna do.

They'll balance me out,
and--

-Oh, but also,
really likes to go out...
-For sure.

-...and have a lot of fun.
-[Christina] Yeah.

-My a*s will dance
till 2:30 in the morning.
-[laughs]

And literally shut the--
Shut it down, right?

But sometimes I do like to go
and find those places

that have, like pool tables,
and-- If it's good music.

I actually love pool,
like, I'm very competitive.

-[Sam] I'm very competitive
with pool.
-Same.

[Sam] Christina has
a lot of the things
that I'm looking for.

She's obviously gorgeous.

She's smart,
she's competitive,
she's independent,

and that's kind of the reason
I've been into older women.

-Do you want to go
lay down and stargaze?
-Um, yeah, do you wanna--

-Do you mind pouring me
another glass.
-All right, we'll--

-We'll bring it over too
-[Christina] Okay.

-But yeah,
I'll pour one for you.
-[Christina] Okay.

Older women
actually have a vision

of how-- What they want
their life to be.

They're not here for games.

They don't need to have
a guy always around,

kind of validating
everything that they do.

Okay.
Where do you see a star?

[Sam] Oh,
there's some stars out.

There's a couple of them out.

We got two stars right here.

[Christina] Cheers to that.

I actually dated a young man

um, after my heart
got broken last year.

That's how,
actually I got to realize

what they have
to often bring to the table.

Have you ever been told
you're a kisser?

-I-I think I get told that.
-Have you?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Wanna find out?

[slightly chokes]

I mean,
I guess we can.

Okay.

-Let's see. Let's see.
-[Christina] Okay.

-Okay.
-I gotta be on my
A game for this.

-This is also competitive
a little bit.
-[laughs] Okay.

[soft music playing]

[Christina] Amazing date,
a lot of chemistry,

easy conversation.

And he's a great kisser,
by the way.

I don't chase,
I attract.

So, if-- If you want to
be with me,

then I need to see some--
Some effort.

And I think Sam tonight,
he k*lled it.

[Anthony] So,
there's different ways
people make pizza, right?

-Really?
-Some people put
the sauce on the bottom

and the cheese
on the top, right?

-That's what you're used to.
-It's like, a traditional
pizza for us,

-yeah, like, a Domino's.
-We're gonna do it
the opposite.

-Oh!
-We're gonna put
the cheese on the bottom.

-Okay, okay.
-All right?

It's called like,
a tomato pie, right?

-And we're gonna put
the sauce on the top.
-Ah.

-Okay.
-What happens now,

it becomes more crispy.

-It's beautiful,
wait till you taste this
-Ohh.

-[Joey] Hello, father.
-[Anthony] Look at these two.

-Look at those at two.
Look at these two.
-[Lannette exclaims]

-[Joey] Look at those two.
-[Anthony] Don't worry.
Listen.

I'll save you
a little pizza, all right?

-[Joey] Amazing.
-Maybe.

-You know, if--
-[Lannette] Ooh-la-la.

-If you behave yourself.
-[Kelle] He won't be hungry

-after we hang out.
-[all laughing]

-It's a wise guy.
-She is a trip.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh, that is [bleep] hot.

Let's go on this side,
where the drinks are.

[Kelle] I don't know
if Joey's like,
trying to play a game here,

to kind of make
Christina jealous

because she asked Sam
on a date and not him.

Or is he making a move?

I'm curious to see.

-I don't know,
I'm just looking away--
-I just like eye contact.

-Really?
-That was the first thing
I noticed about you.

Eye contact,
when you walked in the house,

you were screaming my name.

-Joey? [chuckles]
-Mmm-hmm.

-Did I?
-Yeah.

Now that I know me
and Christina are done,

I'm gonna be experimenting
every angle,

every single, you know,
crook and corner.

I wanna get to know
all these women,

and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

-I've been--
-What have you been
getting, the vibe with me?

What are your thoughts?

Well, I know initially,

that Christina
really liked you.

Um, she felt like immediately
there was a connection.

-Mmm-hmm.
-And then, she doesn't know
what happened.

Yes, Christina and I
did make out.

I did bite her butt.

But, I mean hey,

she's still cool,
but I'm also attracted to you.

Okay.

Finding connections, um,
I'm hoping that I can.

You know, right now,
my fingers are crossed.

Hopefully, this goes
really well with Kelle.

Obviously, I love older women.

But, it is hard
when these girls

are a lot more experienced
than you.

They don't play any games,

and it's definitely a twist
that my dad's here.

So, I have a question,
another one, a little bit
more serious to me.

Say, um, you know,
you and I were to share
a roof view, right?

Or you and I were to connect
and hook up.

Would you still consider
it a possibility

to build a connection
and pursue my dad?

It's obvious that I have
a little thing
with Jacob, right?

But, I mean, I'm interested
in talking to you.

Yeah.

For me, I'm only used to
dating one girl at a time

and to have, sort of,
other people in there

competing with that,
I mean, it's something
that I'm not really used to.

My gut reaction is to--
Is to leave.

Say, um, you know,
you and I were to share
a roof view, right?

Or you and I were to connect
and hook up.

Would you still consider
it a possibility

to build a connection
and pursue my dad?

No.

-Oh, thank God
you said that. [sighs]
-[laughs] Why?

You know, on every level,

that would be like,
so, just, weird.

Oh, thank God.
All right.

-That's great.
-[Kelle] Did you think
that was gonna be a "yes"?

I was hoping not.

It was just
a great thing to hear.

No, I mean,
we're good now. Come here.

I'm definitely conflicted
kissing Joey.

And it is so weird
because my son's name
is Joey

and they kinda look alike.

But, uh, Joey is like,
one of the best
kissers ever.

I mean,
I would kiss him again.
[laughs]

[Anthony] It's a perfect
night, right?

-[Lannette] Oh, it is.
-[Anthony] Here, taste this,
taste that food. Here.

-Mmm.
-[Anthony] How good is that?

-Is that ridiculous?
-Mmm.

-Huh?
-Oh, my God.

-We're gonna have garlic
all over our breath.
-[Lannette laughs]

It's okay, if we both have it,
it won't matter.

[Anthony] Wait,
so you're attracted
to what type of man?

How would you describe
this man that
you're attracted to?

-Because--
-He is a project,
like he has issues,

-like, I see p--
-[Anthony] So, you like
to fix people?

Oh, absolutely,
I'm a fixer.

-I'm a people pleaser.
-Yeah.

I am-- You know,
I sacrifice myself
for other people.

I've done that
my whole life,

so being able to
kind of stand up

and put yourself first
and take care of yourself,

this is all new to me.

I think we're at
a time in our life
that we know,

-we had-- We made
enough mistakes, right?
-Mmm-hmm. Absolutely.

And now you're ready
to really start...

-understanding-- Yeah.
-What I really want.

What you want,
you know.

Are you a snuggler?

-I don't think so.
-No, I'm not.

-I could tell, yeah.
I could tell right away.
-That's funny. That's funny.

-Touch and feel.
-[Lannette] Mmm-hmm.

[Anthony]
And that type of comfort
is one thing

that I believe
can be contagious.

It's a sign of affection.

-[Lannette] Absolutely.
-You know, that--
That sign of warmth and love

when you're with someone
and you pull them next to you

-and you fall asleep
like that...
-[Lannette] Hmm. Mmm-hmm.

-[Anthony] ...you almost
wake up that way, you know?
-Mmm-hmm.

-Once you learn
that feeling and--
-[Lannette] You like it.

-Yeah, it's just--
It's contagious.
-Yeah.

-Mmm-hmm.
-I'm like-- I don't care,
I'm just gonna kiss you.

Aw. [chuckles]

You're so cute.

[Anthony] I see such
a beautiful version
of Lannette.

She was vulnerable with me.

And to me, that's one of
the strongest characters
anyone can have.

To trust you
and tell you things
that no one else knows.

And um, I'm so curious.

I'm ready to get to know her.

I want you to feel
what it's like
to sleep together

and feel comfortable.

-I would love to, like,
see how that would feel.
-Right?

You want to try it.

The roof view room?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

-You wanna-- Yeah.
-I'll be open to it. Yeah.

-I mean, I would think--
-I feel safe around you.

[Anthony] Yeah. Good.

There's a lot of emotions
from Lannette,

and I really respect that.

So, hopefully
this goes somewhere
between me and Lannette.

-[Lannette] Oof.
-[Anthony] You got it?

-[Lannette] You just wanna
look at my butt.
-[Anthony] I do.

I feel comfortable
being vulnerable with him

because he's
such an authentic,

kind, considerate,
like, loving guy.

He's still very strong

without being aggressive,
and he makes me feel safe.

[laughter]

I'm really hopeful
and optimistic

about things
working out with us.

[Chris] There's no other
lady here that
I'm interested in

besides Barby.

I am intrigued,
I am interested.

So, I just wanted
to see, like, where
her mind is at,

if she's solidified
her choice yet,

or if not, let her know
that I'm interested.

I like what I see
so far from her.

So, please don't go
making decisions just yet.

If you don't mind my asking,

who's piquing your interest
at the moment,
if you don't mind.

Oh, boy.

-[Chris laughs]
-Get a little
comfortable here.

[laughs] Had to get cozy.

Well, it's obvious
that I've, like,

have a little
flirtatious thing
with Jacob, right?

But I mean, obviously, I'm
interested in talking to you.

Yes, you do.

-Thank you, for now.
-[chuckles]

[Chris] Okay, [bleep].
That's nice to know.

Okay, because if I-- If I--
Like you said, I'm--

I'm big on energy myself,
and I'm big on vibes,

and I am interested
in you,

and I do think you are
an amazing, beautiful woman.

I also think
you're an amazing,
strong, beautiful woman.

Thank you, I try.

I just got--
I just got my work done.

-[Barby] Thank you.
-[Chris] No, no,
thank you, Barb.

[Jacob] I see Barby
talking to Chris

and they look like
they're getting on,

they're building
a connection there,
and I think...

It's-- It's definitely--
It's difficult to see.

[sighs]

For me, I'm only used to
dating one girl at a time,

and to have, sort of,
other people in there
competing with that,

and to have
those sort of options open

is something that
I'm not really used to.

-Yeah.
-[Ashley] Um...

[Jacob] She seems happy,
and I'm happy
that she's happy.

But I feel like it's...

it's definitely sort of,
shifted my perspective

on whether I can really,
sort of continue

to pursue any connection
there, I guess.

Like, I've dated
older girls in the past.

But like, this is just
a completely different
ballgame for me.

And I've just been feeling

really anxious
about the whole situation.

And, you know,
I've tried my best to...

embrace the experience
and...

you know, have fun with it.

But for me, I just--
General feelings
at the moment,

I'm just,
I'm not happy and...

My gut reaction is to--
Is to leave.

-I don't wanna
be here anymore.
-Yeah.

I think
it's the right decision.

-[Ashley] Oh. Oh!
Love you.
-[Jacob] Love you too.

[woman] Today we're going
to heat things up.

[Michael] Here's
the beach day,
thank God.

Oh, a much needed
beach day.

[Stacy] What's going on,
St. Louis?

[Crystal] I think you know
by now I'm digging you.

I would like to go
on a date with you.

[Chris] Can I get a hug?

I had the
utmost confidence

that I would make Barby
forget about Jacob easily.

[Lannette] Wait, y'all,
who's got the jet ski?

[Barby] Somebody's coming!

[Lannette] What?

[Sam] Uh-oh.

So, these new guys
are arriving.

They're looking
really cool.

I'm thinking we might be
in a little trouble.

Aye-aye.

Who are these men
and why are they
so smoking hot?

Two new guys.