03x10 - People Still Get Married

[bunniefuu]

[classical music playing]

[woman] All right, hold in your breath
just for a second, okay?

-[exhales]
-There.

-Honey, can I talk to you?
-That's--

What are you doing? You know
seeing her before the wedding's bad luck?

It'll take a second.

[woman clicks tongue, huffs]

What?

Well, it just feels a little weird to be
marrying someone who won't talk to me.

Well, I don't
really wanna marry you either.

So what do we do?

[exhales]

I don't think I can call it off now.

Well, I guess
we'll just have to fake it, huh?

Raúl, get ready.

[sighs]

ALPHA MALES

When your grandma wakes up,

you're gonna heat up this
squash purée here and serve it to her.

-Got it?
-I'm playing Fortnite with my friends.

-Well, Jacob can do it.
-I'm not Jacob anymore.

Iris, Iris, my bad.

I'm ready!

You look really pretty.

Oh, thank you, honey.

That should come from your father.
He hasn't even looked.

Yeah, well… [kisses]

It feels wrong
leaving Mom here with the kids.

Just last year,
she was the one looking after them.

It's the circle of life.

Okay, we're showing our faces for a sec.
Then we'll head to the premiere.

Esther, it's my best friend's wedding.

And it's your wife's first series.

Exactly. There'll be others.

You can't keep putting life on hold.
We know what can happen.

What are you doing here, Dad?

She's my wife. I'll take care of her.

[Luis] Okay.

Come on, let's go.

[Luis grunts]

Close that. God!

I don't care how pathetic it looks.
I'm going alone, and that's that.

One invite, and you won't let me go.

-He's my friend, not yours.
-I just thought we were back together.

[Santi] Blanca, grow up, will you?

It was a hookup.
Hmm. And we were both drunk, so…

Don't spare any details, guys.
Pretend I'm not here.

Don't you get tired of breaking my heart?

All right. Ciao.

That wasn't very convincing.

[groans] I don't like this at all.

[groans]

You're three centimeters.

-That's all?
-That's more than you.

Well, natural births tend to be slow.

-Especially for first-time mothers.
-Uh, about how slow?

Mother nature is wise.
Don't try to force it.

Come on, please.
Let's start filling up the bathtub.

I'd wait until you're
at about six or seven.

-[exhales]
-Mine happened easily. Hardly noticed it.

Every woman's body is different.
Let's go for a walk outside.

[chattering]

Did you make the playlist
with all your favorite songs?

I made half of it.

How can I marry a girl
who won't even talk to me?

-What did you do?
-She found the videos.

Which is on you guys. If you'd
kept the hard drive like I told you.

-You should've deleted them.
-Would you delete your son's baptism?

-What kind of comparison is that?
-Come on, they're memories.

-[cell phone rings]
-You've got to be kidding.

[Raúl] Pedro.

What are you doing, dude?
Everyone's already here.

Oh, so the son you haven't met yet is
more important than your lifelong friend?

Okay, okay.

Guess Daniela's still in labor.
I don't have a witness now.

Ha! You see that?
Pedro is his best friend.

-[Luis] Hmm.
-Okay, who wants to do it? Luis.

What? No, I don't wanna be part
of this catastrophe.

Santiago.

I'm the last one you ask, huh?
Hmm! Well, now I don't wanna.

Hey, Raúl. I'll do it for you.

-[Raúl] Hmm?
-Hmm.

[wedding march playing]

[camera shutter clicks]

[shutters clicking]

-You look beautiful.
-[Marimar exhales]

[Marcos] Husbands,
you must love your wives

just as Christ loved the church.

He was so devoted
that he sacrificed his life for her.

Ephesians 5:25.

[birthing instructor]
That's it. That's it. Let go.

That's it. That's right.

[groans] Holy f*ck! Holy f*ck!

[Pedro] Hey, how's it going?

You're doing just fine.

Try to embrace this contraction as if it
were an ocean wave coming toward you.

Ocean wave, my a*s.

I don't understand the need
to suffer when we can go to the hospital.

-Please, just k*ll Pedro!
-Pedro.

Your body knows how to give birth.
Your baby knows how to be born.

Just breathe, honey, just breathe.

And smile.

Since you're entering the covenant
of Holy Matrimony, join hands

and voice your commitment
to each other in front of God

and His Church.

-Raúl.
-Yes, I do.

No. Read it.

Oh, yes.

"I, Raúl, do take thee, María del Mar,

to be my wife, and I give myself to you
and promise to be faithful--"

[Santi clears throat]

"For better and for worse,
for richer and for poorer,

in sickness and in health,
every day of my life."

Your turn, dear.

How beautiful.

[inhales] "I, María del Mar,

do take thee, Raúl,

to be my husband."

"I give myself to you,
and I promise to be faithful,

for better and for worse,
for richer and poorer,

in sickness
and in health…" [clears throat]

"…every day of my life."

[wedding march playing]

[Marcos] May the Lord
fill you both with joy and peace

and fertilize you
with the seed of His holiness.

-Amen.
-Amen.

[cheering]

-To the newlyweds!
-To the newlyweds!

[laughing]

[cheering]

[chanting] Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her!

Open me a bottle.

What a farce, huh?

Honestly, what a shitty
and old-fashioned ritual, right?

And everyone here is just
ignoring the reality.

Which is love is dead. f*cking dead!

Santi, get another drink, buddy.

What do you want?

No, don't wanna drink too much,
'cause we're going to the premiere.

Are you driving?

-We really shouldn't leave yet.
-Come on.

Well, they're not even screening
your episode. It's only the pilot.

Luis, I need to be seen.

This is my first appearance
as a real actress.

Yeah, I know, but it's such a small role.

You keep trying to drag me down.
I mean, can't you just be happy for me?

Jesus!

Love's a bunch of bullshit, Rafa.
It's all a big, old stinky turd. Huh?

Right, I mean, look at you.

You're married to a great f*cking woman,
but you prefer c*ck.

Shh! Hey, come on, dude. I'm straight.

Huh? [laughing]

Yeah, yeah, sure.
He thinks he's straight. [laughs]

-Hello, I'm Clara, a friend of the bride.
-Oh, uh, Santi. I'm a friend of the groom.

How are you, Clara? You're not one
of those ultra-Catholics, are you?

Oh, no, no, no, no, hell no.

Marimar didn't use to be either.
Girl stole my boyfriends in high school.

Yeah, yeah. I heard that she
used to be a little more… you know.

Well, until God enlightened her. [laughs]

-You here alone?
-Very much so. Why?

No, just wondering
if you wanna f*ck in the bathroom.

Listen, uh,
thanks for the offer, really, Clara.

It's an honor
that you thought of me for, uh…

But you know what?
I am done with empty relationships.

[chuckles] No, no, no relationship.
I'm talking about f*cking here.

You too? What is wrong
with all of you? f*ck' hell!

[Ramón] Congratulations, son.

It was weird seeing you up at the altar.

Thanks for that, Dad.

You haven't been up there
since your First Communion. [laughs]

Quite unnecessary, but quite beautiful.

And that seafood, just delicious.

Thanks, Mom.

And the bride looks spectacular.

Hey, I wonder if she would like
to come with us to the swingers club.

Mom, she's very religious.

Well, that shouldn't stop her.

Well, we're gonna head to the dance floor.

-Come on.
-Oh! [laughs]

Congratulations, Marimar.
What a wonderful ceremony.

And you look beautiful.

[sighs] Why couldn't I have fallen
in love with you, Luis?

-Huh?
-Everything would have been so easy.

Well, you never know, really.
Life is full of surprises.

-What do you mean "surprises"?
-[Luis] Huh?

-Weren't you mad and left already?
-Now I'm mad, even more so.

[Marimar] Excuse me.

-See ya later.
-Mind if we talk?

We'd better, because we're married now.

I've had three glasses
of champagne quickly

so I could get through this conversation.

If you need another glass, go get one.

Raúl, it's final. We're husband and wife.

Yes, don't worry. Because I swear, as soon
as we get home, I'll delete those videos.

I deleted them all. But I doubt I'll
be able to delete them from my brain.

-Yeah.
-[exhales]

Well, after a while,
you'll regain your trust in me.

I don't think so.
But, luckily, I don't have to trust you.

-I only have to trust God.
-Oh.

-You're both hot.
-[laughing]

[Daniela groaning]

-[shouts]
-Oh, it's now four centimeters.

-That's it?
-And a half.

Oh. I'm running out of battery.

I can't do this anymore.
Seriously, I can't do it.

Your body knows how to be born.
Your baby knows how to give birth.

The hell are you saying?

I don't know. I'm as scared as you are!

Yeah, whatever, poor you.

Look here, someone who loves you
very much wants to talk to you.

[Daniela] Huh?

But this is recorded to remind you
that this is what you want.

-You're doing great.
-What's this f*cking idiot saying?

She's never given birth,
stupid influencer!

Come on. Let's use the Pilates ball.

-[cell phone rings]
-[Daniela groaning]

-Virginia.
-[Virginia] See you at the entrance?

We're almost there.

Uh, no, no, I'm still here at home
'cause Daniela is still in labor.

-Oh, you won't make it.
-[Daniela shouts]

-Don't worry. I can introduce the series.
-[instructor] That's great, honey.

Hey, congratulations.

-Welcome to the club.
-You're leaving already?

-Luis.
-Yeah.

You're my best friend,
and Marimar's your high school crush.

-Dude, shut the hell up.
-Luis, I'll wait for you in the car.

Hurry up or I'm going.

Dude, Pedro's gonna be a father.
Your excuse?

Esther wants me to take her
to the premiere of Alpha Males.

-She isn't in it.
-Shh!

Why haven't you told her?

No, no, no, I'm not telling her now.

-[Esther] Luis!
-Coming!

-Sorry, dude.
-And Santi?

[snorting]

[grunting]

Heavenly Father, bless these lines,

which we receive thanks
to your generosity.

-Amen. [groans]
-Amen.

-Father, I've lost all faith in love.
-[sighs]

That's fine. As long
as you don't lose it in God.

No, no, I've never had faith in God,

but now I just feel nothing, dead inside.

Like I'm hopeless.
Share your wisdom, Father.

Don't be so annoying, son.

Let's dance now. [snorts]

I can't even connect
with a priest. [groans]

[groaning]

Six centimeters, honey.

[shouts] I want the epidural!

You're doing really great.

-You're more than halfway there.
-[sobbing]

I don't understand.
Mine came out very fast.

[shouts] You're fired!

And you gotta stop recording now. f*ck!

Come on, once I add the music,
it'll be beautiful.

Daniela, I'm gonna step out
for just a minute.

What? Are you going to the premiere now?

Just to introduce the series.
I won't stay for the show.

In one hour, I'll be back.

-Don't worry. There's plenty of time.
-It's gonna be like this for another hour?

Honey, you have to get to ten centimeters
of dilation before you can start pushing.

f*cking move. And you! I'll go to
the hospital and get it taken out now.

So you miss the delivery, and your
child thinks you're a terrible dad!

I'll be coming right back,
like I just told you.

as*h*le, I hate you!

That's it, keep shouting.

You shouldn't be a dad!

-You've got this.
-[Daniela groans]

Honey, just try to remember that you're
about to meet the love of your life.

[Daniela grunts] f*ck you, m*therf*cker!

Sis, you're ruining the video.

[groaning]

-[horns honking]
-Come on, out of the way!

Everything's gotta be
on the same f*cking day. Jesus! [huffs]

-[photographers clamoring]
-[camera shutters clicking]

Honey, I forgive you
for everything. [gasps]

Are these numbered?

Let's ask over there.

Wait, I gotta do the red carpet now.

-That would be for the main actors.
-Luis, get with the program, okay? Hmm.

Okay.

Can I stand next to you?

No, you can hold my purse.

Uh, tell me, who are you two?

Uh, I'm Esther Alonso. I'm in the series,
episode seven. [chuckles]

Esther Alonso. Actress.

Excuse her.

What's Esther doing here?
Didn't you tell her she's not in the show?

I couldn't find the right moment.
It should be you.

-Yeah, right.
-[Virginia] Pedro.

-[Pedro] Hmm?
-Are you a dad?

-Oh, uh, almost.
-[Luis chuckles]

Uh, the natural birth is
taking longer than we thought.

I wanna introduce Miguel, my husband.

He's a psychiatrist,
an expert in nonverbal communication.

-Oh, nice to meet you, Miguel. Hey.
-[Miguel] Mm-hmm.

-[chattering]
-[man] Next…

I play an almost-drunk woman.

I'm in episode seven, and I've got
a bigger part in the next season.

Uh, great, so it's confirmed
that there'll be a season two, then?

Yes, yes, yes. Mm.

Want me to tell you
who I'm wearing? [laughs]

Well, sure, if you want.

Well, 'cause at the Oscars,
they always ask that. [laughs]

Actually, I'm almost a little drunk now.

Sort of like the character I play.
Yeah. [chuckles]

It's 'cause we came here straight
from a wedding, so we, you know.

Uh, why don't we go in, honey?
It's starting. Uh, good evening.

Yes.

-Thank you. Thank you!
-Yes. All right, yeah, yeah.

Thank you all for coming.
Welcome to the premiere of Alpha Males,

a series about new
and old manifestations of masculinity,

told from a perspective
both feminine and feminist.

Well, except for Pedro Aguilar,
the creator, a textbook chauvinist,

who would like to say a few words.

[chuckles] Thank you, Virginia.

I'm really enthusiastic about this series,
and I hope it's a success

because it very nearly cost me some
of my closest friends.

If anyone identifies
with these characters,

it means you've got some work to do.

After midnight, you'll be able
to watch the complete series at home.

I hope you enjoy it.

[Virginia] Thank you. Thank you.

-[Netflix tone plays]
-Psst, hey! I'm leaving.

You're not staying
for the Q&A after the show?

Virginia, I'm gonna be a father.

This is your child too. Hmm.

[Alpha Males theme music playing]

How's everything going?
The dilation's increased?

[Cynthia] No, she's still
at six centimeters. I got sick of filming.

Okay, well, thanks.

[show character chattering]

You can deconstruct a f*cking sandwich.
No one is gonna…

-[dance music playing]
-[crowd chattering]

[laughing]

Hey, buddy. Hey, bud.
Bud, bud, bud. Hey, man.

Hey, what's that stuff you gave me?

-Special K.
-That's it! It's f*cking crazy.

f*cking crazy.

It's like my arms are super long now.

-Dude, are you okay?
-Yeah.

I found the solution
to my problems. Drugs.

What are you saying?
What did they give you?

Look, Raúl, you're a sexist
piece of sh*t, okay?

This wedding's probably
the worst idea you've ever had,

but oh, I love you.
I love you. I love you so much.

I love you too, Santi.

But I feel a little weird, dude.

Hey, Father. What's up, man? Hey!

-Hey, Santi. Let's go to the confessional.
-[Santi] Hey! Yeah, yeah.

[Marcos laughs]

I got the shittiest friends in the world.

What's up?
How's it feel to be married now?

I'm going to bed.

Really?

[muffled dance music playing]

What are you doing, dude?

-You gave me a signal.
-I didn't give you any signals, Rafa.

Leave me alone, dude. I'm not in the mood.

Exactly.

Guess your buddies all bailed on you.
Wanna talk about it?

You know, Rafa, I think I've messed up.

-Well, I don't just think. I know.
-Let it all out.

Tell me anything at all.

What are you doing, man?

Come on, I'm a married man now.
And I'm trying to do things right!

You're not married
until you consummate the marriage.

Oh, no? [gulps]

[dance music playing]

Adriana, have you seen my husband?

No, I can't find mine either.

-Excuse me, have you seen your son?
-I think he went to bed.

What? Come on, this early?

Yes, he's done that
ever since he was little.

[panting]

Guess I'm just down
'cause I'd imagined this day with Luz.

Oh. Ahh.

Hey, you know if you want to,
you could do this to me too.

No, no, no, no, Rafa.

Our relationship is what it is.
You take it or leave it.

Okay, little by little.

Go on. [moaning]

See why I didn't wanna invite him?

[Rafa gags]

-f*cking stop.
-[gasps]

Do you guys know what our group needs?

A g*y friend.

What? What's wrong?

[show theme music playing]

[man shouts]

Congratulations, hon. It's a success.

-You doubted it?
-[chuckles]

-[Pedro chuckles]
-[Virginia] Thank you.

[Pedro mutters]

I don't think that guy looks like me…

[chattering continues]

[horns honk]

f*cking move!

[huffs] Stupid traffic.

Honey, I'm here!

Daniela.

Miss Daniela left.

What do you mean, "left"?

Aurora.

-What's going on?
-She stayed at six centimeters.

-They're gonna do a Cesarean.
-[huffs]

For f*ck-- but what about
Mother Nature's wisdom?

She's exhausted. Encourage her.

"Your body knows how to birth." Bullshit.

Have you cut me open yet?

This feels weird.

[Pedro] Hey, hello.
How's it going? I'm the father.

-Oh, Pedro.
-[Pedro] I'm right here. I'm here.

[doctor] You can sit here.

We're almost there, Daniela.

-[groans]
-[Pedro exhales]

I'm feeling really dizzy.

Is that normal?

[Pedro] I assume so.

-[Daniela] Yeah?
-[baby crying]

[Pedro] He's-- he's kind of blue.

No, you hold him.
You hold him. You hold him. You--

[Pedro grunts] Oh.

[Daniela] Mm.

[baby crying]

-[Pedro] Here he comes.
-[Daniela sighs]

[Pedro mutters]

-[doctor] Careful.
-[Pedro gasps]

[gasping]

[Daniela sighs]

[Pedro, Daniela chuckle]

[snorting]

Praise the Holy Father.

Glory to you, Lord.

-[sniffs] What?
-Oof! [sighs]

-It's like all your problems disappear.
-Holy sh*t. Wow!

Ooh! I'm getting closer
to becoming a believer, Father.

Very good, son, very good.

He left half of it.

Kids these days. Am I right? [snorts]

-[dance music playing]
-[vocalizing]

-Hey, honey. Where've you been?
-Pissing.

Hey, Clara, Clara, come here.

Come here. Clara, hey, I thought it over.

And maybe, uh, f*cking around,
I think, could be fun, huh?

Oh, I'm gonna meet up
with the waiter when he gets off.

Aww, well, I feel sorry for the guy.

-He'll be worn out before the fun starts.
-Ah.

-Up here, come on.
-This room okay?

-Oh, who cares? Come on.
-Huh?

[both moaning]

-Oh, sh*t.
-Oh!

[panting]

-Oh, f*ck!
-Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

-Hang on, hang on, hang on!
-Uh-huh.

[Clara panting]

-[snorts, shouts]
-What's that? Huh?

-Essential oils?
-Poppers. Try it. [panting]

-Oh, sounds familiar. I think I… [sniffs]
-[Clara panting, moaning]

-Whoa!
-[Clara] Quick, quick. Hurry up!

Hurry up. Come here.

-Come here. Come on. [panting]
-Oh!

-Oh, God!
-[thuds]

Marimar is a little bit upset.

-I don't think I've been a good Christian.
-Mm.

Well, you're married now.
Should've thought of this before.

[snorts, grunts]

Father, are you all right?

I feel like God.

Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance!

-Huh?
-[crowd clamoring]

I can't believe what's going on.

Uh, I'll go with him.
He's all alone, poor dude.

But we need to talk, Raúl.

Yeah, yeah, later.

Thanks, dude. You're a real friend.

He's gonna be okay, right?

Sure.

[Santi groans]

[gasps] I'm so f*cking nervous!

It's way too late.
Uh, let's watch it tomorrow.

[clicking]

[gasps] This one! This one! Episode seven.
Sit down, honey, sit down.

Sit down. I'm gonna fast-forward to it.
We can watch the whole thing later.

As you wish.

-It's my scene! [shouts]
-Ah. Ah-ha-ha-ha!

-Let's go! [gasps]
-[dance music playing on TV]

Uh, Sandra?

Yeah, sorry. I had some, uh, car trouble.

Don't worry.

[laughs] Yeah.

I'm almost drunk already. [laughs]

But, uh, I've reached the point

where everyone looks hotter
than they really are.

-What's wrong?
-What, are you blind?

-They used someone else.
-You're really hot.

-Oh, really? That's horrible.
-[sobbing] Those m*therf*ckers!

Shh! The kids. Honey, please don't.

-Where are you going?
-To see Pedro.

No, leave him alone.
He just become a father.

-Exactly. I'm gonna go congratulate him.
-Shh! Shh!

[Raúl] What did you take, buddy?

I don't know. Why were there
so many drugs at your wedding?

At mine? All weddings.

-Santiago.
-Huh?

-How are you feeling?
-Fine.

I'm Dr. León, the resident psychiatrist.
Can we talk?

I didn't ask for a psychiatrist.

It's protocol in cases
of attempted suicide.

What? No, no.
I didn't try to commit suicide.

You consumed alcohol,
cocaine, ketamine, and poppers.

-Whoa, dude.
-[León] What did you expect?

It's that cokehead priest's fault.

He made me do it, okay?
I'm fine. Honestly, I'm totally fine.

I-- I love my life.

Kinda. I mean, I-- I tolerate it.

No, he doesn't.

Ever since his feminazi f*ck-buddy
left him, he's all messed up.

-Dad!
-What the hell! You told my family?

-Doctor, how is he?
-[León] It's a miracle he's alive.

He took a c*ck
of narcotics that almost--

-Ow!
-[Blanca] Do you know how worried we were?

How selfish. You have a daughter
and ex-wife to support.

-I'm gonna go see Pedro. Bye.
-[groans]

I'll be back later.

[groans] God damn.

I almost lost my life because of a girl
who doesn't give a sh*t if I die.

Well, you acknowledge it.
That's important.

Yeah, yeah. Mm. It's over.

I'm done with Irene.

-Are you sure?
-Mm-hmm. I swear.

What? What is it?

This arrived in the mail.

-Let's see.
-[Álex] Hmm.

[gasps]

MANOSPHERE

FOR SANTI

Oh.

[chuckles]

Hmm.

Hello.

I'm Daniela, your mom. Hi there.

Hmm?

Oh, I'm gonna love you so much.

And I'm gonna completely spoil you.

Hmm? What would you like your name to be?

Hmm? What is going to be your name?

[elevator bell dings]

Hello.

Pedro. Pedro. Pedro! Pe--

Luis, I'm a dad now.

Look, there's no time.
Esther's parking the car.

She's absolutely pissed.

Tell her-- tell her
that you didn't know, okay?

That it was your boss' fault.

I don't know.
She owed someone else a favor.

Are you seriously bothering me
with this right now?

-Pedro, congratulations!
-What are you doing here?

-It's your wedding night.
-But Marimar must be waiting for you.

Actually, she caught me with Rafa,
who was giving me--

Are you serious? Come on, Raúl.

-Who is Rafa?
-His c*ck witness.

It's all your fault.
You let me down. What's this?

Hey, they're for Daniela.
Did you give birth?

No.

-Luz?
-Hey.

-[Raúl] What are you doing here?
-Uh, visiting Daniela.

Because now she's a mom.

-[laughing]
-[Luz] How was your wedding?

Normal. Well, very traditional.
You would've been bored.

[chuckles]

-Yours going well?
-[Luz] No, I'm not getting married.

-What?
-[Luz] For now.

We've postponed it until things calm down
somewhat, and we can be more objective.

f*cking hell, Luz. You should've told me.

-[cell phone rings]
-[exhales]

Marimar.

You coming back, or what?

Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way.

[sobbing]

Go ahead, consummate it or whatever.

[chuckles]

-Pedro!
-[Luis gasps]

Esther, thank you for coming.

Why am I not in the series?

Huh? Well, there was a last-minute change.

[Luz] You're not in it?

Someone else plays
my almost-drunk character.

And I've already told everyone I know
that I'm in Alpha Males. f*ck!

Already made four posts on Instagram
and God knows how many Stories.

Esther, but you only have 400 followers.

But that's a full theater.

[sobs] f*ck, you made me look ridiculous.

You knew about it?

Huh? Uh, no, no, no, I didn't know.

-Luis.
-[Luis] What?

You knew about it. [gasps]

It's just that you seemed so happy that…

Esther. Esther. Esther!

[sighs]

Ah, looks good. Sushi!

-It's for Daniela.
-Ow.

[door closes]

[exhales]

Oh, you're still awake.

I was waiting for you.

Yeah.

Hey, I understand
that you're a little angry.

Little angry?

I've been dreaming about
my wedding day since I was five years old.

And in none of those dreams was
the witness ever blowing my husband

in the honeymoon suite.

Well, good, 'cause

for a five-year-old, that'd be weird.

But you'll see that, after a while,

these anecdotes are
the ones that end up being funny.

Give it time.

I'm never ever gonna find this funny.

-No, no, no, me neither.
-[sighs]

Well, I don't know.

What do we do?

[huffs] Raúl, you're my husband now.

Yes, but there's so much that needs
to be erased from your memory that

I don't know if there's a solution.

You are very unstable, but I'm your wife.

We'll get through this
with the help of God.

Hello, Rosa, how are you?

Where's Esther?

I don't know.
She's not talking to me right now.

Well, we can move
the session to another day.

No, no, it'll help
for me to talk to someone.

-Sure.
-[sighs]

How are you doing?

Not too great.

For the last two nights,
I've slept on the sofa.

My parents are staying in the guest room

because we're renovating
their house to sell it,

but we're not selling it anymore
because they've made up.

-You don't say.
-[Luis] Oh, yeah.

In the end,
their love triumphed. [chuckles]

Well, I think my mother's stroke
had something to do with it.

My father cooks for her.

He does the ironing, bathes her.

He buys the groceries.

I guess he's a deconstructed man now.
Who would've thought, right?

He's not a bad influence
on my kids anymore.

[cheering]

[Luis] And Iris has gotten over
wanting to be a boy.

She realized that fortunately,
we live in a society

in which women
have fewer and fewer disadvantages.

Although on the other hand,

now it's us guys
who find it so much harder.

But why do you think so?

I mean, you women are so empowered now,
which is great.

Thank you. Thanks.

[Luis] But you're using the male model
as a reference point,

which is a terrible idea.

Before, we were the ones
who avoided commitment,

and now you're the ones who see
falling in love as a sign of weakness.

I mean, we still need to form
relationships with one another, but

now we just don't know how.

-Friends then?
-Friends, yeah, friends.

[baby crying]

[Luis] But what's very clear is
that you don't need us anymore.

That's just how it is.

[TV playing]

[Luis] Anyway, I still believe in love.

People still get married,
and they must have their reasons.

[Raúl sighs]

-[Luis] I guess we just wanna be free.
-[Marimar gasps]

-[Luis] But once we have freedom…
-[Marimar sobbing]

…we don't know what to do with it.

And how can I assist you?

Give Esther a call. See if she answers.

He got a name yet?

-We're still negotiating.
-There's a deadline for these things.

And if you miss it, then what?
Does a judge decide?

How would I know?
I've gone three days without sleeping.

Hmm. And that's just the start.

Ooh. Fresh poop.

[Santi gags]

Did you guys ever imagine ten years ago,
that we'd end up like this?

I'm doing fine.

Are you happy
with your deconstructed life?

Are you with your patriarchal one?

All right, so then what's the solution?

[classical music playing]

Maybe there isn't one.

Ooh. Ooh. [trills]

-I'm off. Time for breastfeeding.
-[baby crying]

Yeah, I've gotta go pick up the kids.

I've got Mass. A hetero pat?

Well, I'm gonna stay here
and do some reading.

Santi, burn that. Don't be so pathetic.

I'm pathetic? How many books
have been dedicated to you?

Ya' b*stard!

-[Santi] Assholes!
-[baby crying]

Hmm.

f*ck, Sebas. What a coincidence.

Oh, sh*t.

How are you? Where's the dog?

She's not my dog, for God's sake!

Wait! Where you going, Sebas?
[muffled whistling]

Sebas. [muffled whistle]

-[muffled whistle, shouts]
-[dog panting]

Hey, Sebas!

[laughing]

Sebas! [laughs]

You're such a mischievous guy. [trilling]

[muffled whistling] Sebas!

Sebas.

Sebas!

[muffled whistling]

[classical music continues playing]