01x02 - Bucky Quanto's

[bunniefuu]

Okay.
I know this is a lot to take in.

Uh, yeah, it is!

No, it's not! I get it!

Area 51, the Greys,
Saurians, UFOs, it's all real!

Wait!

What else is real? Is bigfoot real?

Son, please.

Okay.

I didn't wanna have this talk
until you were older,

but I'm not really a truck driver.

Oh, ya think?

I'm actually in the Intergalactic
Fugitive Retrieval business.

What's that?

Fugitive retrieval?

Wait. Like a bounty hunter?

Um, "bounty hunter" comes with
a lot of negative connotations.

We sorta prefer the term
"fugitive recovery specialist."

Huh?

But yeah, no, you're right. Bounty hunter.

Sabo, are these your offspring?
What a pleasant surprise.

Yeah. For you and me both.

Sabo? Why does she call you that?

Oh, uh... Sabo Brok. That's my work name.

I want a bounty hunter name!

So, you fly around the galaxy,
in a spaceship, catching alien bad guys?

Hmm.

That's actually kinda cool.

Cool? This is amazing!

All this time,
Lisa just thought you were corny.

But I knew you weren't.

I can't wait to see my first alien!

What if we become friends?

I'll have an alien best friend!
We can bring him home with us!

Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up. You guys can't stay here.

What?!

Uh-uh. Nope. I'm taking you guys
straight back to Earth.

Dad, come on.
We won't get in the way. We promise.

Yeah, we promise.

This is not up for debate.
Now march your butts back to the car.

Please!

Listen, this is literally
the only thing I've ever wanted.

Dad, please? Can I just say one thing?

Space is not a place for kids.

It's dangerous.

There's bad guys. You could get lost.

Wait.

- Where are my Warp Pods?
- Warp Pods?

My Warp Pods!

Small blue orbs about this big. There was
a bunch in a silver briefcase back here.

Oh, Warp Pods!

Yeah, we threw those out.

You what?!

There wasn't enough room
for us in the trunk.

- Were they important or something?
- Yes!

The ship needs them to make warp jumps!
We are light-years from home!

Can't you just buy more?

"Can I just buy more."

You got Warp Pod money on you?
Do you know how much them things cost?

- Like, 20 bucks?
- Two or three dollars?

I won't be able
to afford more until I finish...

...the mission.

So, we can stay?

Yeah!

We can stay with Dad!

This is a disaster.

- Hello?
- Mama! Hey, hey, hey!

So, slight change of plans.

Where are you?

Well, uh, I thought about what you said,
and I decided to take the kids with me.

You know, make a little trip out of it?

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah! I figured, why not?

- Then, we still get to...
- ...spend time together!

Terrence, honey, I am so proud of you.

I've been telling you,
that's what those kids need.

You are really stepping up.
And it just does my heart good to see.

Uh-huh. Hey! Put that down!

When Tess hears
how well y'all are doing...

Oh! Uh, that's the other thing.
Maybe don't tell Tess they're with me?

You're just driving 'em
in your rig, right?

Yeah, but I just don't want her to worry.

Oh! Sorry, Mama. I gotta go.

Okay. Have fun.

Peanut! You better not be making
another mess for me to clean up.

Seems like Grandma cleans up
everybody's messes around here.

Okay. We gotta set some ground rules.

You guys can't be running around doing
whatever you want. I have a dangerous job.

And I can't do it properly
if I have to worry about your safety.

So you guys are gonna stay on the ship
while I take care of business.

- Come on, Dad.
- What?

You take us into space,
and we don't even get to leave the ship?

I didn't take you into space!
You're stowaways.

And while you're here
with me on my mission,

you're gonna follow my rules. Got it?

Sir, is it wise
to leave them here with me?

- I am not qualified to...
- You'll be fine, KRS.

Kids, listen to KRS. Okay?

- Yes, Dad.
- We will, Dad.

Good. Now, just, uh,
sit there and don't touch anything.

How can we sit
if we're not supposed to touch anything?

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Okay. Set ship coordinates
for Bucky Quanto's.

It's time to pay
our old friend Kryll a visit.

This place is crawling with some
of the roughest, toughest mercenaries,

bounty hunters,
and straight-up K*llers in the galaxy.

Whoa!

Bucky Quanto's. Wings and Things.

The toughest mercenaries,
bounty hunters, and K*llers in the galaxy

all meet up in a wing place?

Not just a wing place, Lisa.
The best wings in the galaxy.

- Seriously?
- Oh yeah.

They're that good.

And their waffle fries are all right too.

Okay, guys.
Remember what I said. Stay put.

"And don't touch anything."
Yeah, we know, Dad.

Yeah, we know.

This shouldn't take too long.
I'll bring back some wings.

Hey, watch it!

Sean did it!

Here you go.

Ah, just take it.

You're late, Kryll.

Gah!

Welcome to Bucky Quanto's!

Home of the best wings this side
of Andromeda. Can I take your order?

Sheesh!

Yeah, uh, let me get
three Dark Matter Habaneros,

two Acid Bath Mouth Melters, and, uh...

...make 'em to go.

Please, human child, refrain from...

Look, pal.

Foolish creature!
Touch me again, and I'll...

Ooh!

This is ridiculous.

Dad is this cool alien-hunter guy,
we're in space,

and all we get to do is stay on the ship?

- But Dad said...
- I say we go inside.

- Well...
- Come on!

Don't you wanna see an alien?

Yeah.

But what if we get in trouble?
What if Dad sees us?

He won't. We'll be quick. In and out.

We just need...

Hmm...

This one's got mouth holes in it.

Uh... I don't think those are mouth holes.

Wow!

Whoa!

- Wow!
- Look at that!

This place is amazing.

Oh my gosh!

Sean, cool it. We need to blend in.

Oh. Okay. Sorry.

Oh, come on, man! Come on!

Wow.

Hey!

My apologies, large, uh... pig guy.

Our bad. Excuse us, sir.

Oh, no, pal. Your bot owes me a new vest!

Uh...

You know the rules!

No tusslin' at Bucky Quanto's,

unless you wanna be...

...banned!

Okay. That was close.

But it worked. We totally blend in.

You okay, Sean?

I do not know
who this Sean is you speak of.

I am man and technology made one.

I am Robosean.

Okay...

What do you think they're made of?
Do you think they have space chickens?

Wings. Noun.
Definition. The organic...

- Sean!
- Sorry.

We should order some.

It says they're the best in the galaxy.

You sure about that?

Or have you forgotten
the long night of red-hot wings?

Man, I was a kid
when that happened, Lisa.

I'm grown now. I can handle it.

All right.

So spicy!

But... ...can't stop!

Hey! Maybe slow down there.

They're so good!
You gonna eat yours?

It's all you, dude.

Hello!

Hey, I'm gonna look around for a bit.
Just chill here for a sec.

Wait! What if Dad catches us?
You said in and out!

I'll be quick.
Just want to check out the game.

I'm gonna tell Dad.

Ugh. Sounds like
you got your own problems.

Come on, Dalthor.
What are we doing?

All right, all right. Give me a sec.

You never did know when to quit.

Come on!

Who's next?

And he says, "Well, if that's a Vunari,
what happened to my cat?"

Bok bok?

Easy, fellas.
Easy. I'm just saying hi.

What y'all got there?
Some Dark Matter Habaneros?

Some waffle fries? Mm-hmm?

Y'all eating good, huh?

I ain't in the mood, Brok.
Whatever you want, I don't got it.

Kryll! Buddy, pal!
Did I say I wanted something?

I can't just be here 'cause I wanna talk?

"Wanna talk"?

Sure, man.

About a bounty. Her name is Vax.

I just need to know where she's headed.

This ain't how I do business.
You know that.

You want info,
you pay for it like everybody else.

Or you can discuss it
with my new bodyguards.

Colovian Fighting c*ck-A-Roos.

They'd be happy to talk with ya.

Now, do yourself a favor and walk away.

All right, man.
You got it. Didn't mean to disturb.

Y'all know what he's eating, right?

Bok?

Lisa, hurry up.

I gotta go!

Recycling organic fuel waste.

Whoo! Thanks for playing!

Okay, okay.

It's kind of like five-card monte
with a few random variables.

I think I got it.

Hey! You just gonna stand there
and watch, or are you gonna play?

Um...

Another coward. That's too bad.
I was looking forward to taking her creds.

Huh?

Deal me in.

He lost his mind? He thinks he can come
in here and throw his weight around?

Bok? Bok bok.

What? No. I wasn't scared.

- Why would you ask that?
- Bok bok?

Yeah. Of course
I know where his bounty is.

But I ain't telling him squat.
Serves him right. Freakin' Sabo.

Sabo? Dad?

Huh? Who's in here?

Error. This stall is occupied.

Oh, jeez. Sorry. Pardon us.

Wait a minute. Do robots use bathrooms?

Bwah?

Knock-knock.

Let's talk.

Sabo, wait! Wait! No! No!

You can't make me.

Okay. Sounds like
you wanna do this the hard way.

Oh, look!

- They got bidets here now.
- You wouldn't!

Is that all you got, you Marf scum?

Wow!
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Let's try "heavy wash."

Sabo, come on. Come on, man. No!

Sabo, wait! Wait! No! No!

Where was the fugitive headed?

Not gonna ask again.

All right! I'll talk, I'll talk! Just...

Oh!

She bought a stockpile of weapons
from my cousin. Okay? Lots of weapons.

Said she was headed to... Chillion-5.

Chillion-5?

But that's a tourist planet.
Why'd she go there?

Hey, man. That's what I heard. Okay?

Bok kwah?

Uh-oh.

Well, today is not your day, my friend.

Read 'em and cry for your many defeats.

Orion's Bend!

Hold on.

Now, that card there means

that Khyper's Constellation
is aligned, right?

Yes.

And Orion's Bend,
that means stars are wild, right?

Yeah. Of course.

Then I guess that means that this...

is a Galactic Flush!

I think I'm getting it, you guys.

What?

- Thanks for teaching me.
- Deal another!

Bok kwah.

Sabo, Sabo, listen.
You don't have to...

Sabo, please! Sabo!

Kwah...

Do something!

Bok kwah!

That's animal abuse!

Bok kwah!

What the...

Dad!

Sean?!

"Dad"?

Bok kwah!

Screw this.

Bok kwah...

Wait, no. I'm dead! I'm dead!

That was so awesome!

What are you doing in here?

Watching you kick butt!

When you hit the one guy
with the other guy?!

Were those bad guys?

Don't... don't worry about that.
Uh, fighting's not okay. Okay?

Uh-huh.

Wait. Where's your sister?

Sorry, boys. Beginner's luck.

You. You cheated me somehow.

Hey, man. Just wasn't your day.

Sometimes, gotta take the L.

Time to go.

Da... Hey!

"Oh hey!" is right.
You two are in so much trouble.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't Sabo Brok.

Glorlox. What's up, man?

Been a long time, Brok.

A real long time.

Yeah. Glorlox, listen.
Uh, we're kinda in a rush, so, uh...

Is this being with you?

You know, she stole my winnings.

You at least owe me a chance
to get 'em back.

I'm sorry you lost your creds,
but we actually gotta get going.

You're acting strange, Brok.

Is this one important to you?

Glorlox.

You think you can fool Glorlox.

I could smell your lies.

I know who this is.

These are, of course,

your...

new partners!

Oh, uh...

Yeah...

Well, that's interesting,

after you said
you didn't want a partner anymore,

said you wanted to work "solo,"

said you didn't wanna be "in a thing."

Glorlox, I'm not in a...

No. You know what? It's cool.

It is. It's really cool,
actually.

I'm happy for you. Really, I am.

How do you know this guy?

We... used to work together.

One of our prisoners
just escaped our prison planet.

Who can help us?

Who are you guys?

Brok and Glorlox.

Bounty hunters for hire.

You've tried the rest...

Now hire the best!

- And remember...
- If we can't find 'em...

They're probably dead!

- What?
- What?

You know what? It's actually been a really
good journey for me, being independent.

And while I was on that journey,
I recruited a few partners of my own.

Say hello to the g*ng.

- We really have to get...
- Torga!

I'm twice as dangerous
on land than on sea.

- Okay. We're doing this.
- Lootbat.

By the time you see me,

I'm already in your pockets.

Ugh.

And this is Bogdog.

Bogdog's bite is worse than his bark.

He's so cute!

Come here, puppy!

Uh-oh. Watch out.

What did you just call Bogdog?

I mean, you're adorable!

Can I pet him?

Oh, Bogdog's gonna wreck this bot.

Okay, guys. We're going now.

Hold on. What are you up to, Sabo?
You after a big bounty or something?

Wh-wh-what? No! No! Definitely not.

Just taking my interns out for some wings.
Best wings in the galaxy.

Huh?

Sabo!

Oh boy.

What the...

Time to go.

Sabo!

Bok kwah!

Banned for life.

I said no tusslin'.

Please don't get banned.

I think getting out alive
is the bigger priority here.

Hmm... Huh?

Bogdog!

Banned for life.

Yeah!

Whoo!

We did it, Dad! Yeah!

We did! We did!
And we made it without getting...

Banned. For. Life.

No!

Uh, so you just
gotta walk around with that?

Permanently? 'Cause if so,
that's kinda messed up.

Great. Best wings
in the galaxy gone forever.

I can't believe...

Hey! Where'd you get those?

I won 'em. Mmm.

You were right though, Dad.
These are pretty fire.

You didn't save me any?

Hmm...

Hmm?

KRS, set coordinates for Chillion-5.

Oh!

Chillion-5? Child,
don't you threaten me with a good time.

What the...

What happened to KRS?

I told y'all not to touch anything!

- Lisa did it.
- Hey!

Loose lips sink ships, little man.

Don't get too close.

We don't wanna tip him off.

So, uh, why are we following these guys?

Because I know my partner.

Sabo's onto something big,
and I want in on it.

Oh!

I thought it was 'cause you were still mad
at him for going solo.

What? No. I'm not mad.

Why do you guys keep saying that?

Well, you don't look happy.
Your eyebrows are pointed down.

I'm Glorsian, okay? That's how
our eyebrows look when we're happy!

What are you up to, Sabo?