01x02 - The Dreadful Perfect Shredder Hell!

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Oh, no! He did it!

Budo!

An impressively powerful blow from

a Seigi Chojin part of the Idol Chojin.

A different level from the weaklings

we fought up until now.

Is it safe to assume

this is a declaration of a new Chojin w*r?

You must be happy

that you got everything you wanted!

After what you did to my friends

You're on!

An all-out battle between the Seigi Chojin

and the Perfect Large Numbers!

You're on!

An all-out battle between the Seigi Chojin

and the Perfect Large Numbers!

We accept your all-out battle.

But there's only you on your side.

Then I'll take you all on by myself!

It's true that even if the other

remaining Chojin step into the ring,

they will all end up like Tileman.

Still, this is

He's doing it alone?

Such a reckless fool.

Interesting.

A Perfect Chojin believes that

even if your opponent comes at you alone,

it's only proper

to crush the opposition head-on.

However

When you lose,

it means the surrender

of the entire Seigi Chojin faction.

There's no way to avoid this w*r now.

Then the best chance we have of winning

is to call up the recuperating Idol Chojin

on medical suspension

and get them back to Japan

as soon as possible!

That's impossible, sir!

Have you forgotten that

the recovery pods they're in

can't be opened from the outside

until they're completely healed?

To think the system designed for their

best interest would bite us like this!

It's fine, Chairperson.

I'm okay on my own.

I expect nothing less of the Texas Bronco

who continued to fight despite losing

his left leg and both his arms.

You know me well.

Sounds like you did your research despite

seeing us Seigi Chojin as inferior.

Even a lion will give it his all

to hunt a rabbit.

We are not only perfect in our strength,

but in everything else as well.

You sure like to talk.

But even if you are

the mighty Texas Bronco

it doesn't warrant the full force

of our Perfect Large Numbers.

Exactly.

First

The seven of us will face you.

I was ready to fight,

but it looks like you seven are enough

to take down Terryman.

No.

I don't even think

we need all seven of us.

Go ahead and talk while you can!

Okay, the fight

will take place in 24 hours.

It will be the debut of

the Perfect Large Numbers.

Be sure to set

an appropriate stage for us!

Okay!

Terryman.

I-I'm coming with you.

Geronimo.

I mean,

I'm still a Seigi Chojin.

I appreciate the commitment, but no.

I'll go, no matter the odds.

Do you remember, Meat?

In the fight for

the Kinniku Planet throne,

your first match against

the Mariposa team.

Yes, of course.

At that time

The current Great King and I alone faced

the five members of Team Mariposa.

But

No ifs, ands, or buts!

Someone's gotta do it, and that's me.

That's all it is.

Just like he did that day.

A man of conviction!

Then I will see you

inside the official ring in 24 hours!

24 HOURS LATER

With most of the Idol Chojin

out on medical suspension,

Terryman is left as the only Seigi Chojin.

Terryman will be facing

one of the Perfect Large Numbers today.

PERFECT SPIKE

MARLINMAN

PERFECT WARRIOR

STRONG THE BUDO

Right when we thought we found peace

in the Chojin world,

a w*r has broken out

between the Perfect and Seigi Chojin.

And today,

standing in the ring of this new conflict

is Terryman!

Also known as the Wild Stallion,

Texas Bronco!

His special move is the Spinning Toe Hold.

And the Calf Branding!

He is the first who comes to mind

when you think of

Kinnikuman's tag partner.

His record, abilities, and fighting spirit

are all top class!

The fate of the Seigi Chojin

is on the back of this Wild Stallion!

However, even if he wins,

he has to face six more.

Can he overcome such unfavorable odds?

Terryman, should you be defeated,

I will step up.

We now kick off the all-out battle

between the Seigi Chojin

and the Perfect Large Numbers!

Now, who am I facing first?

Any one of you, bring it on!

You chose to face

the seven of us by yourself.

Which is why you get to decide

your opponent.

What?

On the back of these cards

are our aliases.

Choose one card from here.

The first card you draw is your opponent.

I see, sounds fun.

Pick me.

I'll send you to the afterlife quickly.

Choose me.

I'll turn your body into minced meat.

Okay, I pick the middle.

Terryman!

Perfect Shredder!

Hey, tiny Chojin.

I am the one known as Perfect Shredder,

Max Radial!

The one who shredded up my friends

Specialman and Canadianman.

Get ready for payback!

Hey!

Open the door, Suguru!

You have a lunch meeting

with Count Misuji from Planet T-Bone!

Then a meeting with

King Tsurami from Planet Ichibo

followed by a ball hosted

by King Tecchan of Planet Rump!

These are all important duties

where your absence

would embarrass Planet Kinniku!

Dear, open up!

HEIGHT: 100 CM / WEIGHT: 25 KG /

500,000 POWER

BACKDROP

MEAT CAN USE THE SEIGI CHOJIN'S BEST MOVES

The Chojin Wrestling arena is usually

filled with cheers,

but perhaps this silence

is due to the crowd's anxiety

over the overwhelming disadvantage

facing Terryman in this unprecedented

seven-on-one tournament.

I wanted to be the one

to mess up the Texas Bronco.

No matter how you think about it,

Max Radial is clearly going to

defeat Terryman with ease.

He is able to show the humans

his strength before the rest of us.

What's wrong with that?

In this all-out battle,

one loss from Terryman

means the entire

Seigi Chojin faction forfeits.

The single win from Max Radial

will show the world not only his,

but our unrivaled power as well.

They finally got what they wanted.

It seems so.

But I'm sure they're not expecting you

to come out of retirement.

Are they really that dangerous?

No.

To be more precise, just one of them

is extremely troublesome.

Even the Seigi Chojin

will have a tough time facing him head-on.

But we are overjoyed to see

that you're springing to action.

We only do as you command.

We are all prepared to do so.

Terryman is in the red corner.

The Texas Bronco needs no introduction.

While his abilities speak for themselves,

his last official fight was against

Motorman in the Survival Match

for the Kinniku Throne.

We are excited

to see him back in the ring.

Terryman.

Your opponent shredded up

Specialman and Canadianman yesterday,

but he hasn't shown his hand yet.

He is a Perfect Chojin, who are 20 times

stronger than ordinary Chojin.

Just take things slow at first

and observe your opponent.

Yes.

I believe the "radial" in Max Radial

simply refers to the radial tires.

That's how confident he is

in those tires on his shoulders.

You really need to be careful

of those tires

which shredded Canadianman and Specialman.

Okay.

Listen up. His top half is clearly heavy.

Use a low kick.

Hit him inside and outside

to whittle away his legs first.

We will now commence the all-out battle

between the Seigi Chojin

and the Perfect Large Numbers.

In the blue corner,

standing at 256 centimeters

and weighing 423 kilograms

with a Chojin Power of 48 million,

the Perfect Large Numbers'

Perfect Shredder,

Max Radial!

Bring it on, tiny man!

In the red corner,

standing at 190 centimeters

and weighing 95 kilograms

with a Chojin Power of 950,000,

the Texas Bronco

Terryman!

Terryman opens with an ambush!

This is what happens

when you just stand there!

He's not following the plan!

Attacking before the gong,

they only know such underhanded tactics.

That is why

they're known as inferior Chojin.

Sorry, Meat!

When the blood rushes to my head,

I can't seem to hold myself back!

The gong!

Hit the gong already!

Yes, sir!

We just now got the official bell ring!

Great take-down!

Is this all you got?

There it is!

His trump card, Spinning Toe Hold!

Even before the 30-second mark,

has Terryman already defeated

one of the Perfect Large Numbers?

I'm not done yet!

Terryman!

You better give up

before your leg gets torn off!

Unfortunately, you can't defeat me

with that move.

Look carefully!

Both my legs are like car suspensions.

No amount of twisting will work on me!

Drift Tackle!

I saw this coming a mile away!

This is what I was after!

Incredible!

Terryman uses another trump card!

Calf Branding!

Can't you figure out that

this move has no effect on me either?

What?

U-Unbelievable!

The tires on Max Radial's shoulders

are preventing his head

from getting slammed into the canvas!

You're off your game!

Where's your game sense?

Take this!

Drift Tackle!

Even the Idol Chojin,

the elite among the Seigi Chojin

are no match against us.

One!

Terryman!

Terryman!

Two!

Three!

Four!

I figured he'd last at least 10 minutes.

So these Idol Chojin were all toothless

compared to us Perfect Chojin?

No.

Never underestimating your opponent

and meeting them with our full force

is the Perfect Large Numbers way.

Oh, that's right.

I can't go down to a move like this.

I'll never be able to face

my friends ever again.

And I need to do it for him, too!

He may not be as powerful,

but Terryman has guts!

He gets back on his feet!

Look!

-Terryman!

-Terryman!

Oh, my!

Terryman has a bloody tire mark

where his body took the Drift Tackle!

Now you know

why I'm called the Perfect Shredder.

I got my name

from how my two giant tires

shred up the skin of my opponents

until they die!

T-The Perfect Shredder.

Terryman.

I'll put you through my shredder hell

until your body's unrecognizable!

GYUDON

Hey, could I get another round of gyudon,

extra large, easy on the broth?

Wait, are you?

Could I enjoy my gyudon in peace?

Let's not make a commotion.

But why?

The match is already

I can't interfere now that it's started.

You can't fight on an empty stomach.

All I can do is

prepare for what comes next.

Oh, my!

Terryman has a bloody tire mark

where his body took the Drift Tackle!

Next? At this rate

Don't worry.

Terryman can do it.

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Next time, "The Tenacious Texas Bronco!"

I don't even need the push of my farts.