02x09 - Who Is This Guy?

[bunniefuu]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Dominic] Are you takin' shots
of olive oil over there?

♪♪

[Sher] What are you doing?

[Dominic]
My dad takes a olive oil shot every day.

It's good for your blood, immune system.

I don't-- Google it.

[TJ] There's, like, a lot
of gut health stuff that it helps with.

[♪ music softens]

[Dominic coughing]

-Oh, my God.
-[coughing continues]

Ooh. Now that's a morning shot.

-I'm gonna get some water, Chef.
-[mouths] Oh, my God.

-[Anthony] Yeah, drink some water.
-[laughter]

Dominic!

-[imitating g*nf*re]
-[Lexee laughing]

Hey, Sianna. Sit down, darling.

So, the guests have gone.

As we come towards the end of the season,

I might need to make some changes.

One of the reasons I brought Sianna

was because, in her interview,
she was so bubbly,

and I thought she would
really bring this zest for life.

I don't see that here.

Okay, so, you're back in my office.

[Sianna] Mm-hm.

-Well, I spoke to the guests...
-Mm-hm.

...and overall,
they had an exquisite time.

-Good, I'm happy.
-It was full of the feel-good factor,

but then they said the only person

that needs improvement was Sianna.

They said you didn't engage.

-Mm-hm.
-You didn't speak to them.

Usually, I am energetic.

Usually, I have no issues with

bringing the energy
and the feel-good factor.

-For the past two or three days--
-Darling, I know when I interviewed you,

-you had that feel-good factor.
-Yeah, of course.

-You had that energy.
-Mm-hm.

And the reason I brought you in
was exactly that.

But the problem is, is your personal life

is manifesting it and how you feel.

You told me that the mental stress
of your relationship

was affecting you physically.

Siadi's upset at me too.

-You seem like an emotional wreck.
-[sniffling]

[sobbing]

[♪ tense music playing]

Darling!

Stop... What is going on?

Like, this should be
the happiest moment of my life.

I've seen you retreating,
and I've seen you not really engaging,

and this absolutely validates this.

That you didn't engage,
you didn't validate,

-you didn't bring the feel-good factor.
-Yes, ma'am.

And that's because
you're not feeling that way.

You're walking around,
literally, withdrawn.

What matters to me is your well-being.

It's about whether it's a good environment
for you and your mental health.

I want you to thrive,
and I don't want to see you in tears.

I don't believe this is
the right environment for you.

I feel sorry for Sianna, I really do.

[♪ melancholy music playing]

I'm very cognizant
of people's relationships

because it will affect
the guests' experience.

Sianna's in a totally
dysfunctional relationship,

and I don't want to see that.

I've tried to talk to Sianna.

I don't believe I can help Sianna.
I think she needs to help herself.

She's got a lot of work to do

before I would consider her for a position
in one of my establishments.

Is there anything that I can do
to change your mind at all?

I'm sorry.

-Okay.
-But I'm here if you need any support.

I know that I didn't bring that
feel-good factor that I could have,

or that I did in the past
with other guest groups.

Alright, thank you, Sianna.

-Thank you, Lisa.
-Thank you.

[Sianna] I think that she is
a completely fair woman.

She's taught me so many lessons

that I probably would've never learned
if I didn't come here.

♪ Got me so high ♪

♪ Don't sleep most nights ♪

♪ Either way I'm losin' something ♪

♪ Go ahead and pick your poison ♪

Never gets easier.

Of course, it tears at my heart.
I hate to see a young woman in tears.

However, we have to cross the finish line

at the end of the summer season
with success.

♪♪

♪ Maybe love is cyanide ♪

♪ I'ma take it 'til I die ♪

-[Sianna] I'm leaving.
-[Siadi] Leaving what?

-Like, what do you mean because--
-[crying] I'm gone, I'm done.

I don't-- I can't be here anymore.

♪♪

♪ Anything to justify ♪

♪ Feeling terrible but, yeah, it's fine ♪

Oh, my God, baby. It's okay.

I have to start packing. [sobbing]

I feel like I let Lisa down,
and the staff down.

I'm a little bit disappointed,
but I'm also very proud of myself.

I'm proud of you.

You too. We came a long way.

We did.

See ya.

[Sianna] Ugh, bye, castle.

♪♪

♪ Pick your poison ♪

[♪ song fades out]

-[Tyler] Siadi?
-[Siadi] Yo.

-I heard the news from...
-Oh, yeah.

-...everybody.
-[laughs] Everybody?

-Yeah.
-[bleep] castle's small.

-[Tyler] [laughs] Yeah.
-It's huge, but it's small.

So, I just came to check on you
'cause I know, like, you guys were--

[Siadi] I mean...

How are you feelin' about it?

Yeah, I'm good.

[♪ tense music playing]

Of course, it's unfortunate,
but, like, I'm fine.

Did he really just say that?

Bro, I don't give a damn. Like, bro, like,
I d-- I really don't, I really don't.

That's not real life for me, necessarily,

like, to invest my emotions
all the way in.

I am so confused.

She was the closest one
to Siadi in the castle.

He's, like, not even fazed.
Doesn't bother him at all.

Like, I don't get it.
Like, I don't get you, dude.

Like, if Lexee got sent home,
I'd be upset, I'd be sad.

Yeah. I'm sorry it's, like, not,
like this, like what you all thought,

like, I would be
going through and feeling.

♪♪

[Producer] What do you think of this?

What do you think of the fact
that Sianna is being sent home?

Well, I think that, uh, I think that

Lisa's makin' the best decision
for the... group.

[Producer] What about you personally,
how do you feel?

Yeah, well, I'm looking
for a person in my life

to be meeting the goals
that they say they wanna meet,

and Sianna has a lotta goals
and a lotta ambition

and if she's gonna be meeting these goals,

I would love to be along for that ride,

but, if not, then that's not
really what I'm lookin' for.

♪♪

At the end of the day,
I'm not here for emotions.

I'm not here for friends.
I'm here to work.

I'm here to see if I can get
an opportunity with Lisa.

I don't know, bro.

Like, I don't look at professional
and, like, personal the same.

I've gone through a lot
harder things here.

I mean, regardless if it's
harder than this or that,

like, doesn't mean it would--
it wouldn't suck.

It's [bleep] weird.
Like, it's [bleep] weird,

and, like, I just, day by day, like,

don't really know how
to act with this guy.

It's crazy to think that Siadi
was my closest friend in the castle.

And, mind you, I still have
this secret about Siadi's accent.

[with accent] What's your favorite?

It's not [echoes] this one...

I'm kinda [bleep] freaked out.

Like, who the [bleep] is this guy
in this castle with us?

Especially now that Sianna's gone,
I think everybody deserves to know.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

[♪ theme fades out]

♪♪

[Sher] Look, we have
some ice cream for you.

-Oh, say, "Thank you."
-[Teddy] Thank you.

You're always looking for a girlfriend.

Have a look.
Do you think Sher's pretty?

Teddy, you didn't even look at me!

I'm too old.

-Yeah.
-[laughs]

♪♪

[Hagen] Sianna left?

I mean, she doesn't work, so.

-It's not like we need a new person.
-[Alyssa] Obviously, yeah.

[Lexee laughing]

You shouldn't be wearing
underwear all the time.

Underwear's actually bad for you.

-I don't wear underwear.
-Is that for guys too?

I mean, y'all got real--
Y'all got a lotta dangle,

-so I wouldn't, like...
-[all laughing]

Y'all keep y'all drawers on,
I'ma keep mines off.

-For real.
-[laughter]

Nobody's perfect,
and it's okay to have your downfalls,

but if you are lacking in something else,
then show up in other ways.

Siadi's a perfect example.

Nobody ******* likes him in the house.

-But that man, he washin' every dish.
-[Ashley] He does his job.

-Hello, Lisa.
-[Gabriella] Hi.

What are you talking about? I know
what you're talking about...

I imagine.

[Gabriella] Sianna leaving.

Yeah, but I think there was--

it was more personal
what was going on with her.

It was hard to solve. I tried to.

Anyway, we have to move on.
We have to be positive.

We're all here. And, um...

tonight...

you're all going out to Orvieto.

[group cheers]

Soon it's gonna be
the end of the summer, you know?

Let off some steam, have some fun.

After all the negativity
around the castle,

something needs to change.

That's why I'm sending
them off for dinner tonight.

Maybe there'll be some kind of resolution.

-Is that my jug?
-[TJ] One of 'em, yeah.

[Gabriella] One of her jugs...

What on Earth are you drinking
out of a flower pot for?

[laughter]

♪ Yeah, it feels right,
oh, it feels right ♪

-♪ Got that dream life... ♪
-[Stassi] Oh, my gosh.

-[Beau] Bella panorama. Wow.
-[Stassi] This is incredible.

♪ Feelin' lighter, little bit inspired ♪

-Stassi.
-Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, Beau. Piacere.

This summer is almost over,

which means that we have to deal with

what our reality looks like
when we get home.

Fantastic.

[Stassi]
So, of course, I'm doing what I do best...

Salute.

...avoiding this convo
with a little wine time.

[Giulio] It's time to grape stomping.

-How does it feel? I can't believe--
-It feels great.

-Does it really?
-It feels like a massage.

Okay.

[♪ Italian folk music playing]

Oh, my God. It really feels weird.

♪♪

Real talk, Beau, all I keep
thinking about is my spray tan.

-Are you really?
-Yeah, 'cause, like, I just think that,

like, the people who sip on the wine
that I'm creating...

...are gonna have a
little aftertaste of...

spray tan.

[Beau] Are you doin' the ba*ls,
or you doin' whole foot?

I... I didn't know that
there was, like, a technique.

-[Beau] Look at this.
-[Stassi] Look at this!

[Beau] Yeah, but I'm--
my juice is above, above the grapes.

-Look at this.
-Why does it have to be a competition?

-What?
-Why can't we both win?

I was just sayin'.

[♪ string music playing]

I just wanna know that I did a good job.

-[Giulio] I think you're the best.
-Thank you.

-Preach.
-Yeah. So, it's not-- It is a competition.

♪♪

Could you imagine...

-I know.
-...if you just woke up every day...

I do have to say, we wake up every mornin'

in an old-a*s castle
and it's [bleep] beautiful.

Truly has just been...
the most... amazing summer.

No, we, literally,
lived an Italian summer.

Like, am I ready to go? Yes.

But I'm also not ready to go
'cause I know the second we get back home,

our life hits us in the face.
It's gonna be, like...

Right, so, like, that's the thing.

Real talk, there's been
something on my mind.

-Do you really wanna go back to casting?
-Yes.

When you were casting,
you would b*tch about casting--

Everyone [bleep] b*tches about their job.

Like, I need something that,
uh, just makes me feel like

-that I'm--
-Not just, like, an extension of me?

Yeah, wow, yeah.

This is a good time for me
to talk to Beau about it.

You know, I've heard you.

Like, I've h-- I've taken in the things
that you've told me

about wanting to go back to work
and do your own thing.

So, if you wanna go and do that...

um... we will make it work.

Also, because I secretly know that...

things always work out in my favor.
[chuckles]

-I love you.
-I love you, too.

Obviously, I can tell that Beau
is relieved to hear me say this,

but I think I just might've accidentally
reverse psychology'd him.

"Oh, she said yes? Oh, do I--
Wait, do I even want this now?"

-I have an idea.
-Okay.

I love this staff so much.

I've seen how hard they've been working,

and I feel like I wanna ask Lisa
if we can give them a dinner.

Like, just us? Just both of us,
to make all of them dinner?

You know, we put our minds
and creativity together.

Yeah.

I just wanna stay here forever.
[fake crying] I don't wanna go.

[chuckling] Well, it was
the perfect end to this vacation.

[Producer] So, how's the
Italian going?

Um, okay.

[translated] I would like a glass

[translated] I would like a glass of

[translated] I would like a glass of wine.

[translated] I would like a
glass of red wine.

Red wine.

[Producer] So, you're
basically fluent now.

No. [laughs]

-Salute.
-Salute.

-Should we get balloons?
-No!

[♪ unsettling music playing]

[Tyler] I need to talk to you.
What a [bleep] day.

[door closes]

[Tyler] I'm telling you right now...

[Tyler] Siadi. I know who he is.

[Tyler] This is who we met. We met a
British person.

[Tyler] He's playing a role, 24/7.

[Sam] He never came back into an
American accent?

[Tyler] No. Not 'til we got back.

[Tyler] Like, his entire
demeanor changed.

[Sam] Do you think that
maybe that was...

him just ******* around?

[Tyler] It's not even just the accent,
it's a whole different person.

What the [bleep]?

[Sam] Everyone needs to
know about that.

This is wild, coming from Tyler,
that Siadi is keeping an accent from us?

[laughs] I knew that some sh*t
was gonna happen. I knew it.

[Tyler] I have nothing to gain from
making any of this up.

He's British.

This is, like, his real accent.

Holy sh*t.

I haven't heard Siadi talk
in a British accent,

but Tyler has, I guess.

He has a British accent?

I guess he's from England.
That's scary, right?

[TJ] So, this is all a facade?

Honestly, I need to talk to Siadi.

♪♪

[Gabriella] We're going out!

Ah! I love!

You know what, that's what I'ma do.

[Lexee] I'm so excited!

-[♪ upbeat song playing]
-[♪ vocalist singing in Italian]

-Oh.
-You are a wrecking ball.

[Alyssa laughs]

We are gettin' ready to go to Orvieto
for a beautiful dinner,

but there's a lot of unsettled tension

between Siadi and, really,
the rest of the castle.

[Grace] I like this shirt.

[TJ] Yeah? Thank you.
You look so hot.

[Grace] I do.

I am so excited to not have
to worry about work

and just enjoy this experience.

We'll see what happens.

-[Gabriella] What is that?
-[Andre] Um, melon.

Vodka melon gimlet.

-Yeah, it's sweet. You won't like it.
-[Gabriella] You're cute.

♪♪

[Dominic] Italian Mercedes is here!

[group cheering, laughing]

[Sam] Hagen!

Gabriella is over here lookin' beautiful.

I think me and Gabriella
are in a good place.

Tonight, I wanna have a good time.
[laughs]

♪♪

Oh, my God. Look how beautiful it looks.

[♪ gentle acoustic music playing]

[all exclaiming]

Come on.

I can't be near him.

Tonight is kinda wild.

First of all, we're having
this nice-a*s dinner

in the middle of Orvieto,
feelin' kinda bougie.

You can definitely tell Siadi
is sad that Sianna's gone.

I don't think it's because
he actually cared for her.

I think it's just he's sad that
he has no one to have sex with

in his little sex dungeon in the attic.

What is life right now?

We're in the middle
of Times Square in Orvieto.

-Am I sayin' that right?
-Yes.

It's Orvieto, right?

[Tyler] Middle of "Times Square".

Anyway, y'all know where we at.

[Lexee] Let's do a cheers, b*tches.

-[all] Cheers!
-[Andre] Salute!

Guys, look at us in Italy.

This is one of our last nights together,

so I think we should get
everything off our chest,

and say everything we wanna say.

I'm sad, like, summer's almost over,
so we might as well have fun,

and cause a little sh*t.

-I hate all of you.
-[snorts]

[laughter]

[TJ] I want to kiss you right now.

I know when it's a dinner like this,
this caliber...

it can only be so good.

And you know what that means.
The drama is going to come.

[Siadi] What's that tattoo say?

Dolce far niente.

It means "the sweetness
of doing nothing" in Italian.

I have one quote.
It's a, a big Italian quote.

-It's called, uh, "In vino veritas."
-What's that mean?

It means, uh, "The truth drinking wine."

Oh, so you tell the truth
when you're drinkin' wine?

-sh*t, I should--
-Whatever you say when you're

-drinkin' wine is the truth.
-I should get that.

[Sher] Siadi...

...how do you feel now
that Sianna's out of the house?

-I mean, the same?
-[Sher] Same? Aren't you guys dating?

I'd be upset if the person
I was dating left.

I mean, I started dating her in the house.

It wasn't like, like,
uh, I dated her like...

[Sher]
Listen, I'm just a very direct person.

Yeah, I'm gonna take the lead
and call Siadi out

because I feel like everyone
kind of tries to,

but then they're a little scared to
because he loves to play victim,

and I just don't care.

I'm tired of talking about this man,

just the short amount of time
of me being here.

Let's get the show on the road
and get it over with.

I feel like this is an opportunity,
because, especially coming in,

you know, there was tension in the house
with you and a few people.

No... just... two.

-[Gabriella groans]
-I was, I was speakin' on behalf

of a lot of people. I hope you know that.

[Siadi] N-No one else said anything to me.

[Sam] They all said it to me.

Bro, I don't give a damn.

Last time I tried to call out Siadi,
it didn't go very well.

-Come on, let's go talk.
-[Siadi] No, I don't wanna talk right now.

Siadi, don't coward away.

[Sianna] Oh, my Jesus.

[Sam] He just flipped me off.

And now we're able to sit down
and air out all of the dirty laundry.

Let's talk about it.
Let's get it all out on the table.

I find you narcissistic, at times,

and I think that you demand things
from others and don't give in return.

That's just a little baby violin, bro.

[Sam] Why don't you wanna
talk man to man about it?

Bro, it takes one of us to be a man.

Oookaaay.

You wanna hear me out,
or do you not want to?

-[Siadi] I don't wanna talk about it, bro.
-[Andre] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let's not sit here
and act like we have a conversation

with everybody we don't like.

If he can work together, that's cool.
That's fine moving forward,

but not everybody's gonna like each other.

The last thing I wanna do
is be the middleman

between Sam and Siadi,

but everybody is, literally,
going in on Siadi,

and I'm just a little, you know,
confused and frustrated

because it's, like, there's no reason
to just bicker back and forth.

Can we not enjoy this dinner?

-Let's just leave it at that.
-No, I hear you, Dre.

[Andre] If he, if he doesn't have
a conversation with you, that's that.

Sam's right. Most people here
do have a issue with Siadi,

and, uh, Sam's conversation with Siadi,
I feel like it's just kind of a warm-up,

and I have to tell everybody
about Siadi's accent.

I'm worried sh*t's gonna
get a little crazy.

[♪ intense music plays]

[Stassi] I really enjoyed this.

-Do we get the wine out of the back?
-[grunts] Yeah.

I am so happy that Beau and I
finally had this conversation

about him going back to work.

This feels right, I think.

This has been the most
memorable summer of my life.

I'm not ready for it to end,

and it's ending soon,

but, like, it was just, like,
a once-in-a-lifetime experience, truly.

I got it.

Can you shut it?

This is heavy.

I got it.

-I got it.
-[objects crashing]

Oh, my God.

[Stassi] Cool...

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[TJ] I mean, look at this.

[Sher] Would you like salad, Chef?

[Dominic] A Parmigiano Reggiano.

[Sam] You want some of this?
Tell me when.

[waiter] Cacio e pepe.

[Dominic] Bon appétit.

[Anthony]
Okay, bon app, everybody, shut up.

[laughter]

[TJ] Hey...

-You know what would be the biggest favor?
-What?

[TJ] Could I have some of that?

[Sher] Are you a DUP, TJ?

Like, a DU-- Like, a DUP?
A DUP with a "P"?

[Sher] Are you a dried-up [bleep]?

Have you been touched on this trip so far?

I just mean like, come on,
TJ's, TJ's a looker.

TJ's hot, and I'm single.

[group cheering]

♪♪

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

-[Ashley] Oh no!
-Jesus, girl!

[laughing]

[Tyler] Oh, my God!

-[laughing]
-Jesus Christ.

Mm! I ain't mad at you, Grace.
I'm actually proud of you.

You literally went from 5'4" to 6'4".
Upgrade is what we here for.

Sorry, Dom.

[Dominic] Honestly, I'm happy for them.
Like, let her get hers.

[laughing]

[Lisa] Now this is nice, isn't it?

Is this the first time you've had tea?

-Yeah.
-[Lisa] It is?

Yeah.

You're going to pour it
in the little cup for Teddy?

Say, "Thank you, Hartford."

Thank you, Hartford.

To see Hartford and Teddy
and their relationship, it's just so cute,

and it's so funny.

You don't really need to lick the plate.

-No, no, no, no, no.
-I just, I just...

Does Mummy do that at home?

-Yes.
-Yes, thought so.

[laughing]

[Sher] Gabriella!

[Gabriella] My lady.

♪♪

Wait, you have to pat
my butt a little bit.

Damn!

Domi D, do I have a chance with you ever?

-Could I ever be so honored?
-We will see. We will see.

[Gabriella] Sher's always gonna be Sher,
and unapologetically so.

Loud, crazy, outspoken,
doesn't give a [bleep].

But I love that about her.

-Domi D, I love you! [shrieks]
-[bleep]!

-Woo!
-Girl, watch out, there's a chair there.

[laughter]

-Is Hartford your girlfriend?
-Yeah.

Can you wipe Teddy's mouth?
He's got chocolate on it.

It's nice having a, a lady
look after you, isn't it?

You make a very nice couple,
actually, together.

You're a little bit older.

-Oh, you're gonna be four.
-Yeah.

-Teddy's gonna be three soon.
-Oh.

I want more.

I like it when a man
knows what he wants, you know?

Yes, I do.

[Lisa] Sitting down to tea
with Teddy and Hartford,

I'm reminded how sharing
a table with others

can truly bring people together.

And I'm hoping that's exactly
what's happening with my staff in Orvieto.

Breaking bread, working things out,
and having a lovely time.

Well, I hope they are.

[Anthony] There's no truffle
mac and cheese.

Mac and cheese have to be mac and cheese.
We don't put [bleep] truffle on that.

-What?!
-[laughter]

[Dominic] Siadi...

...I heard from someone,
do you have a British accent?

Oh, okay, okay.

-[Sher] Where were you born?
-Seattle.

-Seattle?
-[Sher] So, how the [bleep] do you have

-a British accent?
-[Siadi] 'Cause I grew up in England.

-[Sher] For how many years?
-Ten.

So, my adolescence was in England.

So, you have to try to speak
in an American accent?

No, it's just code-switch--
it's just code-switching.

What the [bleep]?
Where did this come from?

My mind is absolutely blown.

[Sher] I don't know,
maybe the British accent

is just one of the personalities he has,

and he just can't really control
which one comes out.

I love people with British accents.

He should've just been straight up,

and people would've, literally,
like, been obsessed with him.

Siadi, I do want to apologize

because, like, you did
ask me not to say anything.

It was just, like-- It threw me off.

-[Siadi] Yeah.
-And, like, I-I did.

Yeah, it's all good, bro. We good.

Tyler absolutely violated my trust,

and I don't think I've violated
anybody else's trust here.

He didn't wanna have a one-on-one
conversation with me about it,

but he can do what he wants, he's grown,

and I don't need any friends here.

No shade, love you down,

-we're real close.
-[Siadi] Mm-hm.

If I was to hop in the car with Chef,
and he broke out an American accent,

-and was on some other sh*t--
-I didn't say anything

in a British accent to anyone.

[♪ tense music playing]

What?

[Ashley] This is very weird.

That's wild, alright.

[Ashley] Tyler does not give me,

"he's gonna make up this whole
elaborate story for no reason."

Like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna defend
Tyler to the day I die on that.

Like, that's weird.
Why would he lie about that?

That makes no sense.

Sorry, everybody. I'm, I'm crazy.
I'm nuts. I just make sh*t up.

I absolutely don't think
Tyler's making anything up.

The look on his face when Siadi denied it?

I mean, I could just do the face he did.

[Producer] Let's see it.

I didn't say anything
in a British accent to anyone.

[echoes] I didn't say anything
in a British accent to anyone...

That's it, just nothing there. Just...

I guess that's an-- That's an emoji.

That's super weird.

[Sher] What, you heard him
speak in a British accent?

-[Tyler] Yeah.
-[stammering] Let's just ask Chef.

Chef, have you ever-- Like, he was there--

Yeah, I'm thinkin', like, half the time,
Chef is just doin' his own thing anyways.

I don't even know if he was
paying attention half the time.

[Anthony] I don't remember.

Yeah, so, I don't, like, really...

[Anthony] Yeah, I don't give a sh*t,
to be honest.

Like, you having Chef as your witness,
like, means literally nothing.

Chef is old.

He almost has Alzheimer's and dementia,

so you cannot trust him
to be your witness.

Like, grow up, Siadi.
But not too old like Chef.

I want some sweet.

-[Tyler] Why would I--
-[Siadi] No.

Why would I make any any of that up?

Bro, honestly, I-- It's not about,
it's not about making it up.

I'm just sayin', like,
you did not hear that.

I mean, that's partly why,
like, I slowly pulled away

because I met you, like, as this person,
I got very close to that person,

-and then, there was a little switch-up.
-You buggin' on that one. I didn't do it.

-What the [bleep]?
-Don't worry, Tyler.

-Everyone at this table believes you.
-Roll the tapes.

-This is your best friend in the house.
-I don't care. Bro...

-[Gabriella] This is your best friend...
-Bro, I don't care.

You think I'm here to be liked?

You think I'm here
for a popularity contest?

-Hey!
-Every single person will have

my back here,
but nobody will have your back.

You're the common denominator.

-[Ashley] Alright, alright!
-Guys.

-Alright!
-[Sam] You are a little boy.

[Siadi]
How you gonna say you're my friend,

if I ask you not to do
something in confidence,

why would you do it anyway?

-I just told you, I just told you.
-Oh, so you're agreeing to it?

Like, I'm really creeped out.
Who the [bleep] is this guy?

-Now you're contradicting yourself.
-[Siadi] No!

[Andre]
It's just a damn accent. Who cares?

But he's saying he didn't do it,
but he's also sayin' like,

"Hey, Tyler, I trusted you
to not tell anyone."

It's just two opposite ends
of the spectrum,

and it's puttin' me in the middle,
and something is off.

I just really have to get
to the bottom of it.

I'm sitting across from a guy
that I have no idea who he is.

[Gabriella]
Good night, good night, good night.

[Sam] Who are you?

That dinner was crazy.

I think we're all a little skeptical
on Siadi's accent.

We've all had a little too much to drink,

but, hopefully, we can relax
for the rest of the night.

Everyone's gotta chill.

Tomorrow, we have an off day.

-[Tyler] That dinner was...
-[Sam] Almost too much.

-[Tyler] That was a lot.
-But kinda [bleep] needed to happen?

Yeah.

I was not expecting, in that moment,
everybody staring at me.

He denies everything, gaslighting
the [bleep] outta me, thinking--

It, like-- Literally, I, like, question--
I had, like-- I froze for a second,

went through everything and I'm like...

-I saw y-- I saw it all.
-...I'm like, "Am I crazy?

Like, did I even hear him in an accent?"

And then he looks at you,

and he's like, "Well, you--
you're basically crazy."

Why the [bleep] would I do any of it?

-What am I gaining for myself at all?
-I noticed-- Dude,

I was so happy
because, the entire conversation,

I was lookin' around like,
"Guys, we finally are in this situation

"where we can air everything out,
and he can't run away.

We can talk about everything
we need to talk about."

-[Tyler] Yeah.
-And everybody's just like,

"We've said all we need to say."

No, we haven't.

What are your thoughts on that whole,
"I don't know what you're talking about.

I've ne-- There's never been an accent"?

[Sam] What do you got, dude?
Come on, you were silent the entire night.

[Andre] My only thing is,
I don't like the ganging up,

and I know it might not have

-seemed like that.
-[Tyler] Sure.

He feels like he's being attacked.

-I'm not choosin' sides.
-[Sam] No, I get it.

I get what you're saying,
but I think what you're lacking to realize

is the fact that this guy, being himself,

-"being himself"...
-Yeah.

-...which we don't know who himself is...
-Okay.

-...has irritated everybody.
-Everybody. Everybody.

My thing is, I don't wanna get lied to.

-[Sam] Mm-hm.
-Especially if, if I'm over here bein'

a middleman, come to me real.

-That's all.
-Do you feel like you've gotten that?

It's yes or no.

I-- Is-- I don't think that's
a yes or no question.

-Only time will tell...
-True.

...like, what really happened,
or what really was said.

Wasn't just the accent,
it was, it was everything,

the, the, "Hey, gimme this.
I want the finest of this and th--"

Like, a whole 'nother [bleep] person,

-bro, like--
-Which I feel so bad for you

because him doing
the accent in the first place

-made your head [bleep] spin.
-Yeah.

I know what I saw and I know what I heard.

Siadi, he's a master manipulator.

He's a [bleep] liar.

And I feel bad
because Andre's close to him,

and I feel like he's manipulating Andre.

Andre's such a good [bleep] person.

I think he feels bad
really making a solid decision.

But, at this point, I don't really know
who this man is anymore.

It's not-- Dude, it's not just the accent.
It's, it's another person.

It's the way he acts, walks, and talks,

-and it's-it's-it's, it's different, bro.
-Bingo. That's the sh*t I have

-a problem with.
-[Tyler] It's completely different.

Don't [bleep] know what
we're gonna get from the guy.

[♪ tense music plays]

-[♪ Italian folk music playing]
-[c*ck shaker shaking]

-[cork pops]
-[chuckles]

[Lexee] What the **** is happening
right now?

-[Dominic] I'm thirsty.
-[Lexee] I can't, you're crazy.

I don't see water bottles anywhere.

Lexee is very judgmental.
I have to say that.

She's very judgmental,
and I, I don't like that in a person.

Like, how about you worry about yourself?

[Lexee] Sorry, Dom, no more for you.

[Dominic] She said no more for me.

Hey, Lex, it's been five minutes!

[Lexee] Dom, get out of the bar.

-You're [bleep] wild, bro.
-If you got a Fiji, give it to me.

[Lexee] Bro, my-- Get outta here.

I know when someone isn't
in the right energy mood to work and not.

Lex is havin' a bad day,
it shows, and it can't show.

And every time I see her,
she is flustered.

I get off work...

-Babe, she's great.
-...I get a drink, and sh-- I was,

I was with a guest.

-[Hagen] They all love her.
-[Gabriella] Everybody!

Oh, let's go with Hagen.
Oh, you know everything.

-You know everything!
-Oh, my God!

[Dominic]
You don't know everything, buddy.

He thinks he knows everything.

[Lexee] I can hear in the hallway.

It's funny,
if you have an opinion about me,

just say it to my face. [bleep] you.

[Dominic]
So, you're not gonna even talk to me?

[Lexee] No, I don't need to talk to you.

-She just walks away.
-[Lexee] You're a piece of sh*t, Dom.

Exactly, 'cause she knows she's wrong.

Dom is only mad at me
because I cut him off.

Multiple times, I have to tell this man
he cannot drink anymore,

and he doesn't like that,
so I'm really [bleep] irritated right now.

Dom and I are done.
[bleep] this friendship.

Like, he can go [bleep] himself.

I'm just so [bleep] sick of it.

Like, why are you talking about me?
That's [bleep] weird.

Dom, you're a [bleep] drunk idiot, bro.

Dude, like, that wasn't only offensive

and, like, a backhanded slap
to the face to Lex.

Like, even though
Lex and I are not together,

still, I have, like,
very real feelings for Lex,

and I care about her a lot.

If I ran an establishment,

-I can't have someone flustered.
-[Tyler] Earlier today you said you would

-only hire girls that you'd [bleep].
-[Sam] Wow.

And they do a great job.

-'Cause it's about the work--
-Good night, everybody.

-[Dominic] It's about the work ethic.
-[Tyler] Have a good one.

[Sam] Jesus Christ, Dom.

-I would've fired her weeks ago.
-Yeah, 'cause you haven't [bleep] her,

-so you only employ people you [bleep].
-HR.

Dom is dumb when he drinks,
and he's drunk most of the time.

[Ashley] Oh, no! [laughs] Oh, Dom!

[♪ unsettling music playing]

Wait, hold on.

Now I'm ready.

[Gabriella] Let's just chill out, okay?

-Dominic, come here. Come talk to me.
-I'm not gonna come here.

I would hire you. You're a great worker.

[cheering, laughter]

Sam. Sam's a great bartender,

and I would-- I'd hire Grace.

[Grace] I don't think
I would want the job.

[Dominic] Alright.

And, Ashley, I would hire you
for, like, another reason.

-What would that reason be?
-I think you're more with people.

Like, I, I w-- I would want you...

-Are you sayin' I'm not a good cook?
-[Grace] It gets worse and worse.

I think you're better with people,

so, like, there's the position that
Siadi does, but I would give you.

Oh, you got me [bleep] up.
How do you think I got here?

-Your personality is one of a kind.
-[Ashley] Dominic, I don't wanna rip you

to shreds in front of everybody,
so keep it [bleep] cute.

Boy, put that sh*t to rest.

You made it sound like she got hired

-for her personality.
-I would put her in front of house and--

-other than back of house, yes.
-[Ashley] You're a drunk [bleep].

You say what the [bleep] you wanna say,

and then the next morning,
it's, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry."

But that sh*t? That was low.

-It's not low at all.
-Yes, it is!

You're a better people's person
than in the kitchen.

Okay, so Dom, don't ask me for sh*t.

You're a better p-- [stammers]

Kiss my a*s, you drunk Italian leprechaun.

Damn, Domi D!

Dominic is like a b*mb is gonna explode.

You know, you don't know when,
you don't know how,

but you know, at some point, he will.

He was pushing, pushing,
pushing to Ashley.

I feel like he crossed that line.

They're my family in a way, you know?

Like, uh, I spend time
with them every day,

and I wanna make sure they're okay,
I wanna make sure they're happy

because if they're not,

like, everything's gonna
bring back to the kitchen

and to the way they work.

See? She-- That's more
embarrassing than me right now.

-[Grace] I don't think so.
-[Dominic] All I said was

she was a better people's person
than in the kitchen.

[Hagen] I know, we,
we all heard what you said.

[Sam] She's comin' back.

And tonight, you picked
the right mother[bleep] one!

Every time you're drunk,

you say stupid sh*t
about me in the kitchen.

But tonight, you got
the right mother[bleep] one.

So, say a mother[bleep] thing else,
and it's gon' be up.

I promise you that.

-[Gabriella] Mm, mm, mm.
-Purr.

[Ashley] Get your drunk sh*t together!

[Dominic] I didn't understand
anything you just said.

-Alright.
-Let's have a walk.

-Let's have a walk.
-Yeah, she's...

-Let's go.
-That-That's crazy.

Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Go help him out, Chef.

Dom during his shift, during the day,
no big deal, whatever.

Might be the slightest bit annoying,
but, like, funny, goofy.

At night, he gets a few drinks in him,

and it's, like, this, like,
monster comes out.

I don't know what it is.

[Dominic] Was I disrespectful?

It didn't come out the right way,
you know?

[Anthony]
The problem I have with him, I say,

"You only speak your mind
when you have a few drinks."

Your timing is off.

If you wanna talk,
please, do it when you're sober.

[Grace]
I've been trying to tell y'all this.

It's really nice after dealing
with all of Dom's bullshit

that I can kind of just, like,
have a little bit of fun with TJ.

-Oh, I'm tired.
-[TJ] Mm.

Dom and TJ are, like, the same age,

and they couldn't be more different.

It's, like, night and day.

[♪ sultry music playing]

[Producer] What are your parents
gonna think?

My dad is going to, um,
commit arson, I think.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Lisa] Hello.
-[Stassi] You're in my favorite color.

I do love this color as well,
I have to say.

But I concede to the pink, you know that.

-How are you? You look so cute.
-Thanks.

I can't believe that
this summer's almost over.

It's like after having the staff cater
to me and my family's every need,

"thank you" isn't good enough.

Like, the staff deserves something more.

But I have to get Lisa's blessing first.

Oh, my gosh.
That's almost like a little uniform.

-Really?
-Yes.

Beau saw me leave,

and he said, "If you go to brunch
in that outfit with me,

we have to bang it out immediately after."

-And I was like, "This?"
-Bang it out?

-Yeah, bang it out.
-Oh, he likes the--

-And I'm like, "But it's so demure."
-But it's so straight and innocent.

He likes that.
He doesn't like the slutty look.

-No.
-He likes the demure thing.

-Yeah.
-Oh, wow.

Okay, so you better go in a minute, then.

Well, I wanted to ask you
if I could do something.

No, what is it?

-You might actually like it.
-Okay, try me.

I've had such an amazing time here.

-I love everyone here.
-I know.

This has just been--

I'm gonna miss everyone
so much when I leave.

-I know.
-And I'd like to put on

a dinner for the staff.

-[chuckling]
-Me and Beau will make it.

They don't have to do anything.
No one else has to do anything.

So, Stassi wants to throw a dinner party.

That's-- They're words that
I never thought I would utter.

She can't even boil water.

What's she gonna do, order takeout?

But how are you gonna get the food
on the table from the kitchen?

So, I will serve...

-You will serve?
-The goat cheese ba*ls?

-I'm gonna do one goat cheese ba*ls each.
-One goat cheese ball?

I don't know that I'm capable of making...

-[laughing]
-...five for each person.

Like, actually, I know I'm not capable.

Why are you laughing?

Are you serious?

You're gonna give--
you're gonna have a dinner party,

you're gonna give them

-one goat cheese ball each?
-That's just the beginning.

-Okay, go on then.
-And then...

-Yeah?
-...a salad, pasta, and pizza.

-Okay, okay.
-But then we-- It could be, like--

I could do a table on the side,

-where it's, like, serve yourself.
-Where everybody helps themself.

Help-- Yes.

I like the fact that Stassi's
had such a good time here.

She wants to reciprocate,
because they have, some of them,

waited on her hand and foot.

So, for her to cook for them,
I think that's a very sweet sentiment.

But I think they would probably
prefer it if she didn't.

Listen, I fully support you,
but if it goes wrong, don't blame me.

-Okay, thank you for saying yes.
-Alright, yes.

Alright. Yes, yes, yes, go on.
You've got work to do, off you go.

♪♪

[Anthony] Let's talk about last night.

Look, I know I said it the wrong way,
but I think it was a compliment.

I was like, "Ashley you would
thrive with people."

[Anthony] At the end of the day,
I mean, if that's what you think,

you have to own it, you know?

Yeah, I do.

No, I think, I think what you have to do,
is you gotta acknowledge the fact

that she's good in the kitchen too.

-I think that--
-[Dominic] I didn't say she was bad.

No, but you didn't say she was good,
and that's what she needed

to be able to digest that
the way you wanted it.

[Anthony] The thing is, like, you have
the right to have your own opinion,

but you also have the right
not to share it with people.

♪♪

[TJ] You just gotta deal
with the consequences, then.

-What's up?
-[Anthony] What's up, Ashley?

Good morning, morning. Are you exc--

-Are you excited?
-We're, like, matching kinda.

-Yeah, we are.
-[slurps]

[Ashley] I guess I'll sit right here.

[♪ tense, awkward music playing]

At the end of the day,

Dominic know exactly what he be
sayin' and what he be doin'.

He tries to act all the time
like he's givin' me compliments,

and, "Oh, I'm sayin' that because
you're such a nice person."

Baby, I didn't get here
off my personality.

I mean, I might put a little
razzle-dazzle sprinkle on some things,

but it was those plates and my hard work

that got me right here where I need to be.

I'm definitely feelin' a way,

and I don't know how service
is gon' go tomorrow

with me standin' right next to him.

I'm gonna wait out front. [sighs]

It doesn't matter if
everybody's fighting around,

but if the kitchen staff looks bad,
I'm not okay with that.

I didn't come this year
to look like a fool.

Ooh, that was cold.

[laughs]

Ice cold.

I like a little silence,
but that was a little awkward.

I need to apologize to Ashley
because it wasn't about who she is.

We work in the kitchen every day.
I know she's a good cook.

I know she can cook her a*s off,

but, you know, I'm gonna try
to make things good here.

[Alyssa] Working at Hooters,
don't they pay for you to get

your boobs done and sh*t?

I wish. [chuckles]

-Yours are real?
-Yeah.

I want mine to be up here,
but, you know, they just--

Me too.
I wish my boobs could be like...

They like to stare at the floor,
and they don't wanna be up here.

I want mine to be
a chin support, honestly.

The higher the better.

[laughing]

Did they tell everyone, like,
the kitchen's off limits?

Or maybe it's just 'cause me? I'm in here.

[laughing] Just k--

[Beau] Everyone's just so upset with you,

they can't come in here
to, to look at you.

[Dominic] This is Stassi's dinner,

and I'm helping Stassi
and Beau cook a whole feast

for everyone else in the castle.

Hopefully, everyone will forgive me.

We're gonna find out.

[singsongy] ♪ Wow-zaaa! ♪

[Dominic]
Stassi and Beau are leavin' soon,

so this is their big send-off.

I gotta show 'em how to cook.

Everything's gonna be perfect,

and I'm gonna make it perfect for 'em.

Vodka really doesn't do much,
but it de-glazes.

So that's why Hartford goes to sleep
every time she has pasta with vodka sauce.

-[Dominic laughs]
-[fake laugh] No?

I'm gonna go change,
come back in my outfit,

-and make goat cheese ba*ls.
-[Dominic] I like it.

I don't know how to cook
for a family of four,

much less 16 people.

Then, timing it all out.

Why did I choose so many things?

I don't know how people do it.

♪♪

[Hagen] I think the dinner
was something that had to happen.

Siadi has been in our lives
here for too long,

and it's just, like, we're over it.

The most [bleep] up thing for me
is that Tyler was out here, like,

[Sher] Scratch my back.

-trying to be open and compassionate.
-He's been defending him the whole time.

It was very interesting, though, to, like,
hear the accent thing be brought up.

It's like-- I'll, like, kind of
recap all this again

just so, hopefully,
we're all on the same page.

But it wasn't just the accent,

it was his entire [bleep] demeanor, bro.

That's why I was [bleep] shook.

And that, like, freaked him the [bleep]
out, and it was, like, honestly scary.

Like, it gave me chills
the way he was talking about it,

how Siadi's fake and...

And then he denies it all,
which is weird as [bleep]

that you would deny something
so simple as an accent...

and tell me that never happened.

I'm [bleep] crazy?

And I think that's where it's weird for me

because it's like I genuinely
think Siadi's dope,

-and, like, consider him a friend...
-[Tyler] Mm-hm.

...but if you're gonna be weird like that,

it makes me wanna, like,
keep you at arm's length.

-That's why I kept him at arm's length.
-Like, to be like, "It's no beef,

but I'm not about to, like,
be vouchin' for you."

Like, you are from Britain?

[Ashley chuckles]

What are your thoughts?

I will say, it did piss me off
that Andre wasn't saying sh*t at all.

He was silent the whole [bleep] time.

But I know the dynamic,
and I know how Andre operates,

and he tends to stay
very laissez-faire with things,

but if he thinks a certain way
about something,

like, it's gonna be known,

but it's just gonna be
in a certain setting.

[Grace]
Andre definitely does play middleman.

I like to think that when
it comes down to it,

he knows what's right and wrong,
and he'll stand up for it,

but, in this situation,
I just haven't seen it yet.

[Tyler] Why you gonna lie

-in of everybody about it?
-There's no point in him lying. I--

That's the part I don't understand.

I, personally, don't have
any problems with Siadi,

but Tyler's talkin' about Siadi's accent,
and I trust Tyler,

but Siadi is sayin' that
he never did a accent.

The math is not mathing.

He's not like who you think he is.

-The truth always comes out.
-[Tyler] Mm-hm.

-[Ashley] That's true.
-[Andre] Somethin' ain't right.

[♪ tense sting]

[♪ cheery music playing]

Alright.

[Sher]
Wait, so is he gonna serve us our food?

Is he the only one on shift?

I don't know, but I love how he's working.

He puts himself on timeout.

-It's probably to redeem himself.
-Yes, please. As you should.

He'll have, like,
a good old public apology.

[Dominic] I have sauce all over me.

[Gabriella] He's getting angry.

-You made him angry. What'd you do?
-Nothing. I just looked at him.

Why is he gonna get mad
if I'm looking at him?

Don't look at me back then.
Turn your head.

-Is there something in your drink?
-Stop, don't tell me that.

-There's a little...
-What is that?

I don't know, but it's fine. It's nature.

[Sher] I prefer not to drink nature.

[singsongy] ♪ Who need a drink? ♪
Period, period, period, period.

-[Lexee] Sexy mama!
-Damn!

[laughter and applause]

[Tyler] Oh my god.

That looks good.

[Hagen] It's giving "t*ts
Out For Stassi."

[Tyler] That top is hanging
on for dear life.

[Sher]
I'm scared I'm gonna have a nip slip.

[Tyler] I gotcha you.
I'll make sure to stay on tit duty.

Tyler!

Sher is beautiful. Really, I don't
think that she's Tyler's type,

but dating or not,
nobody wants to see that sh*t.

Go in.

You're ridiculous.

And, ha!

-[Gabriella] Oh, there goes my [bleep].
-[Tyler] Oh sh*t, I saw a little shake.

There goes my [bleep]!

♪♪

[Dominic] All the drama between
Siadi and the rest of the castle,

let's just put it aside.

Stassi did this amazing dinner,

and I just hope they accept my apology
for bein' a drunk schmuck.

I really don't know who they hate more
right now, me or Siadi.

[laughs]

-[Stassi] You guys!
-[Sam] Hello, Stassi!

-Hey!
-Gorge!

Y'all look so amazing.

I'm pretty sure that
I can confidently say--

semi-confidently, you guys, holy sh*t.

-This is like-- Cooking is rough.
-Yes.

-[Ashley] Yeah, girl.
-I feel you.

I think dinner is served.

-Kay? So, if you guys wanna join me...
-[group cheering]

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-Let's do it! Let's do it!

[Stassi] I don't know how
you do it every day. All day!

[Anthony] We cry inside.

-[laughter]
-"We cry inside."

[group] Wow!

Wow, wow, wow.

[Ashley] Oh, my God.

[Gabriella] I love it. Look at you.

We've been waiting on
Stassi and Beau all summer,

and they are so sweet.

The tables are turning,
and they're waiting on us tonight.

This is gonna be a really nice dinner,

and it doesn't hurt that Dom's sweating
his a*s off while we're all relaxing

after being such an as*h*le.

Okay, first of all, thank you, Dom,
for fully helping us.

Like, literally, Beau and I
could not have done this,

-like, by ourselves. So, like, hardcore.
-Yes, thank you, Dom.

I wanted to make everyone
goat cheese ba*ls,

but I wanted to try to make my own sauce.

Oh no. Very big mistake.

You don't need to be scared.
You don't need to be scared.

I tried it, and I love it.

That was really, really good.

Thank you.

Okay, so I feel like I'm just gonna say,
quickly, what the rest of it is.

I wanted to do the McStassi salad.

-Ooh!
-The McStassi salad.

There is a pasta that, you guys,
Dom had to make.

Thank you, Dom.

[Stassi] And then we have pizza,

but it's, like,
a "serve yourself" situation.

-[Alyssa] Okay.
-So, just as you guys feel it,

whatever you wanna eat, take it, yeah.

[Alyssa] I'm so hungry.

[Sher] This is so beautiful.

[Ashley] One more time
with the Parmigiano Reggiano.

[Gabriella] I like that, a little flavor.

This salad is delicious, though.

This meal, actually, is pretty good.

Actually, it's not bad at all.

I wonder if Dom would appreciate Stassi
in the kitchen with him over me.

-[Dominic] How we doin'?
-[Ashley] Grand.

Well, I owe, ya know,
you, Ashley, especially you,

-maybe 500 more dinners in life.
-And I'll take 'em.

I wanna apologize to Ashley
because, what I said,

she don't deserve that.

I just thought she was so beautiful,
she should be in the front of house.

That's all I was tryin' to say.

You did such a good job.

[Stassi] Cheers. Thank you.

You k*lled it. Best food we've had.

-[Lexee laughing]
-Shh. Sh-Shut up, Lexee.

Learning to cook, like, challenging,

but me and my kids and my husband,

we got to live in an Italian castle

with, like, this amazing staff of people

that, like, became this family.

It's just been a magical time.

I mean, like, who can say
that they've done something like this?

Like, not that many people.

I think it's a great effort.
Chef, what do you think?

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[Anthony] I think it's very good.

No, I'm honest, like, and the sauce,

-the new sauce for the...
-[Lisa] The new sauce?

...goat cheese ba*ls is good.

[Gabriella]
Cheers to Stassi and Beau, guys.

-Thank you so much.
-[all] Cheers!

[Ashley] They're so fab.

[Alyssa] Wait, can you do Lexee's laugh?

[Sher] Someone make her laugh.

-Hey, Lexee--
-[Hagen] When I say "Lexee,"

you say, "is a bad bartender."

-Lexee!
-[Lexee laughs]

-[bleep] you.
-[Gabriella laughs like Lexee]

-[Hagen] That's good.
-[group mimicking Lexee]

[Lexee laughs]

[laugh echoes]

[Gabriella] Lexee's laugh,
that sh*t is loud as [bleep].

It sounds like the alarm clock
on an iPhone that's like...

-[imitating loud alarm]
-[alarm sound plays]

It's, like, that annoying.

[laughing]

[Lexee shrieking]

[Producer] Can you do an impression
of Lexee's laugh?

[staff mimicking Lexee's laugh]

That doesn't even sound anything like me.

I hope you made Chef do it.

No, there's no way.

[Lexee laughing]

[laughing]

She's a great girl, love her,
but, like, let's find another laugh.

[Lexee laughing]

With Siadi, I don't know
what to believe at this point.

I'm over being the middleman.

I gotta talk to Lisa
because I am so confused right now.

-Lisa?
-Is that straight?

-Y-Yep, um, yeah, it's--
-That's straight?

-Little to the right, but it's straight.
-What?

Perfect... now it's straight.

I think somebody was having hijinks
in here the other night.

You think I could talk
to you for a second?

-Yeah, what's wrong?
-Nothin'.

Something about Gabriella?

-No, it's nothin' about Gabriella.
-Well, what is it then?

[chuckles]

It's actually pretty funny.

I don't know,
a lot has been goin' on in the house

-as far as, like...
-Like what?

You know, I feel like everybody's
gangin' up against Siadi.

I think the main thing is like,
"Okay, who is Siadi?"

-"Who is Siadi?"
-Yes.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

People brung up, like, a accent
thing that he was doing.

Which I have thought very strange

because I interviewed him twice, okay?

And he was definitely British.

You're not in a relationship now?

[British accent] So I always
have like a rotation, I would say,

of, like-- of just, like,
four girls right now.

Oh, really? You don't get confused ever?

-No.
-Oh, okay.

I got-- I keep a calendar, darling.

-[both laughing]
-It's quite simple.

He was very British,
and now he's American.

So, it was brought up and then they--
everybody said Tyler said it.

Oh, has he had
his British accent with Tyler then,

-in the past?
-See, that's the whole problem.

'Cause Tyler said he did...

and I don't see why Tyler would
just come here and make up a lie.

-Siadi got Guest Services.
-Well, I don't think it's a lie

because he was very different
when I interviewed him to how he is now.

Siadi was definitely in pole position.

He's getting such positive
reinforcement from the guests,

but there's only one person
I believe right now

that's at odds with the staff
and that's Siadi.

I don't know what's real,

and I usually have
a really good judgment on people.

I understand the staff sentiment in a way,

the fact that they want to know

who they're sleeping next to, literally.

When you're all living together,
you almost have to be transparent.

And Siadi seems unwilling to do that.

Does it scare you?

Yeah.

-You don't have to lie about--
-Nobody should be lying.

-You need the truth.
-I'll figure it out.

-You never call it wrong, Andre.
-I know.

You know, one of the most
important things right now is

we've got the last guest group coming.

[Andre] I really feel like
I need to talk to Siadi.

I gotta get to the bottom of it.

But we have another group
of guests arrivin' soon,

so, hopefully, the tension between Siadi

and the rest of the castle
doesn't boil over.

Tryin' to keep the glue together, but...

it's hard.

I don't want it to be
a complete, like, fiasco.

♪♪

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Andre] With Siadi, Lisa told me

that the guy she interviewed
had a British accent.

So, now when I hear that, it's just like,

"Okay, so, now people are telling
the truth about you being a liar."

I'm not understandin' what's to lie about.

What are you tryna hide?

-Siadi, how did you come in here?
-Like this.

-American accent, or British accent?
-An American accent, the entire time.

-So--
-When you, when you, when you--

Nobody, nobody knew me
speakin' any other way.

[Andre] When you met Lisa,
was it British or American?

Bro, why does that even matter?
I showed her-- I showed her--

Okay, Siadi, it matters because
everybody's just tryin' to figure out

who the hell you are.

-[Siadi] Okay.
-And if you speak different languages,

flaunt it.
"I speak French, Italian,

-all of this." Cool.
-And I've done, and I've done that.

I mean, outside of this castle,

I predominantly speak
in an English accent.

But, I mean, inside this castle,
nobody really understands that.

And I just wanted to be able
to, like, kinda relate,

and I wanted to be able to fit in.

Like, y'all gettin' caught up on the fact
that, like, I can speak in another accent.

-I'm like, "Bro--"
-No, no, no, no, no...

It's not caught up on the fact
that you can speak another accent.

It's caught up on the fact,
you did it or you didn't,

-number one.
-And I said I did not.

Time out, time out. I just want you
to hear Tyler's perspective.

Say it in detail how you told me.

[Tyler] This is how it went down.

Things are fine.

We get in the car. At first,
I thought he was makin' fun of you

'cause of your accent.

It's slowly-- He's turnin'
into a whole 'nother person.

The demeanor,
the way you're moving and talking.

I was shocked that, actually...

no one made a [bleep] deal out of it.

Sianna told me, she's like,
"Oh yeah, this is how he is.

This is who he is.
Like, this is, this is the real him."

[Sianna] When I first met Siadi,
I was taken aback.

We love a British accent.
We love a UK accent.

I hear him speaking in,
like, an American accent.

I was like, "What the [bleep]?

Like, I didn't know
that you could do that."

-Agree to disagree.
-[Tyler] It happened.

Like, why would I make any of this up?

Yeah, there's no way
I'm not believing Tyler

over someone that's, like,
so [bleep] disrespectful.

I believe Tyler when he says that
Siadi just completely switched up

and had a whole different persona.

Siadi's a liar.

sh*t is just not addin' up.

I had a conversation with Lisa,

and Lisa was like,

"I don't even know... what's goin' on

because I met him with a British accent."

Did I ever deny that I was in the car,

-and I sat there and--
-Yes, you did!

You didn't let me--
You're not lettin' me finish...

[Andre] Let him finish, let him finish.

Honestly, I respect Siadi
for being such a big liar.

Like, it's kind of iconic and inspiring
to see a guy lie over and over again.

Like, he would be such a great politician.

I said, in the car...

"I'm gonna speak
with an American accent the entire time."

-What the [bleep]?
-What? This is crazy!

-Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
-No, I said I'm speaking in

an American accent the entire time.

Let's not even say anything
to anybody about anything else.

-[Andre] Wait, so--
-[Siadi] Tyler took it upon himself

to go and tell other people.

Siadi, you gotta
just look how it looks, bro.

-If you're telling--
-[Siadi] [stammers] I'm seein'

what I'm sayin', but I'm like, "Bro."

If you, if you never had
a British accent to begin with,

why would you even say anything
about not saying anything

-about a British accent?
-I didn't say anything about it.

Sianna said somethin' about it in the car.

-You told it to me to my face.
-[Siadi] I didn't bring it up.

You told me to not say anything.

Y'all hear words that come outta my mouth,

-and y'all think that I'm--
-[Sam] ...a completely different person.

You're saying he was
a completely different person.

[Sher] Who are you?

You're a fraud.

[♪ tense music plays]

[Stassi] I've had a lotta wine tonight.

I see Lisa's office,
I wander in, and leave her a note.

[British accent]
If I were Lisa Vanderpump,

what would I say to her?

"To my dear Lisa,

"Why do you have four teapots

"on your desk?

That doesn't make sense."

I'm gonna get in trouble. [chuckles]

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]