02x02 - Gold Medal Drama

[bunniefuu]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪♪

[Anthony] Bridget just got called
to Lisa's office.

Kitchen, like, we definitely need
some people to help.

[Siadi]
What is it that you would like us to do

to help you out in the kitchen
and make sure you all got everything?

[Anthony]
Cleaning dishes.

Everybody should work.

♪♪

-It's okay.
-[Bridget whimpers]

I need a second. Sorry.

-Sorry. Sorry.
-Take a second. It's fine.

[sighs]

I don't think this environment
is good for you.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

I'm sorry. I did let you down.

I got carried away. There's no excuse.

Please, I promise.
I'll grovel, I'll do whatever.

-I'll come early.
-I don't want you to grovel.

Maybe this equation isn't for Bridget.

I'm not sure that she's the right person
for this job.

There's an old expression
that comes to mind.

"If you can't stand the heat,
get out out of the kitchen."

I don't think
you can persuade me otherwise.

I'm releasing you
from your responsibilities here.

[Bridget]
Oh, wow.

This is the only time
I've ever cried in front of a boss.

All I wanna do is call my dad,
but I had to sit there and cry.

It makes me really sad.

It makes me think I don't
deserve to be a leader.

[Bridget] I have to leave.

[Aidan] What?

[Bridget] Uh, yeah.

Whoa, didn't see that one coming.

[Bridget whimpers]

-Bridget's leaving.
-[Gabriella] She's leaving?

[Marciano] She just got fired.
Yeah, she just got sent home.

She was very good-looking,

but one less person
between me and that 30k.

[Sam]
We are two days into this thing.

-[Marciano] Yeah.
-[Gabriella] She's not [bleep] around.

-[Sam] Yeah, you know what that means.
-[Gabriella] If you're not ready,

if you're not ready to be here,

you're not gonna be here and that's it.

[Lisa Vanderpump]
Arrivederci.

[Grace]
Low-key, this morning has not been it.

-Like, you saw that sh*t. Like...
-Yeah, it's been a lot this morning.

This has been a lot.

Lisa is not messing around this summer

and I don't want any
of the back-of-house behavior

to mess up my relationship
with the girls in the house.

Siadi was telling me he likes me
and saying we can't lie,

like, we're giving each other eyes,
all th-- all this stuff.

[Siadi] We gonna go to bed?

[Grace] I should go to bed.

[Siadi] We...well, okay.

[Grace] I should go to bed.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Siadi] We got four weeks.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Trouble, trouble, trouble.

And then, a few hours later,
he was having sex with Sianna.

So, he kinda tried
to gaslight me after that

and, and act like,
"Oh, no, it wasn't like that."

-[Siadi] Grace.
-[Grace] What?

[Siadi] Can I chat
with you for a sec?

[Grace] Yeah, what's up?

[Siadi] So like, Sianna and I, the
whole drunk in love song.

-[Grace] Yeah.
-[Siadi] And, um...

[Grace] You're good.

[Siadi] Okay.

[Grace] All good.

[Grace] ******* douchebag.

Siadi told me that him and Sianna

only had sex because he was drunk,

and I need to tell her
because this guy's bad news.

The last thing that we need

is for any of this drama
to affect the castle.

So, I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to bed."

Siadi was like,
"Oh, like, we're going to bed?"

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-And, like, is, like, giving me eyes.

-You're lying.
-[Grace] I'm not lying.

He's like, "Well, you know how it goes,
the-- It was the drunk love song."

I'm like,
"I'm gonna stop you right there."

[Gabriella] No he didn't.

[Sianna] You do not drunkenly
[bleep] someone like me, sorry.

Be [bleep] for real.

-Yes, yes, yes.
-Be all the way [bleep] for real.

I'm [bleep] angry.

I'm basically [bleep] shooketh.

Shooketh to the core.

Mark my [bleep] words.
Siadi, we're having a conversation.

I cannot believe this man.

Drunk in love, my a*s.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

♪♪

[♪ theme concludes]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

You and I went upstairs
and we did what we did,

and then, you came back down,
in the morning,

and talked to her and said,

"I was just giving
drunk in love with Sianna."

So, you're basically saying
because you were drunk that that happened.

Okay, so, is that exactly what happened

and you don't wanna give me any room

-for a perspective--
-Go ahead. No, you-- Go ahead. No, it's--

I mean, everybody has
an opinion, so go ahead.

Okay. That was not the intention--

Yeah, but you're basically tryna treat
her as another option and be like,

"Oh, it was just drunk in love,
so don't worry about it."

Like, "You and me
can still do our own thing."

-Okay, so you're--
-Is that not an insinuation of that?

So, you're tellin' me
what I'm tryna do?

That was not the intention
of what I was doing.

-Okay. Okay, if that's what you say.
-Like--

I don't know what's going on.

Buckle up.

I knew how it came off

because it was just like,
"Okay, if she's saying

"that she's potentially
interested in me as well,

then-- and I'm saying like--"

[Sianna]
Did she say that?

She gave me the idea and hint
that, like, that she's interested.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Hell no, I'm not interested
in it at all, whatsoever.

-Are you interested in her?
-No.

-Like, that, right now--
-Okay.

Like, like, like,
after, like, last night.

My last relationship was a bit of a doozy.

I was in therapy
for six months pretty much

just to try to make sure
I'm getting over it.

We can all do better with communication

and that's just a learning curve for me.

I was basically letting Grace know

that I'm putting a pin in the fact
that we can't really move forward

when I was talkin' to her.

But I think it was
just a miscommunication

between what I was relaying to Grace.

-Okay, so, can we reset?
-For now, yes.

-Unless you [bleep] up. [laughs]
-Yeah, unless you [bleep] up.

I'm definitely one of those people

that you have my trust until it's broken.

But when it's broken, baby, I'm gone.

I'm just looking for someone
that's going to actually be down for me

and respect me as a human being.

And I believe that Siadi is
a very intentional man,

so we will see where things go.

-I'm gonna go.
-Okay.

I'm gonna sit right here.

-We good?
-Mm-hm.

[Siadi]
Alright.

[Gabriella] There's 45 minutes
'til our staff meeting,

Bridget just got sent home,

we have our first guest group coming in,

and Siadi and Sianna, like,

that relationship is just, just all sex.

All we hear is this [clapping],
up in Dom's room.

[♪ Italian music playing]

You feel like--
You give me middle child energy.

Are you a middle child?

[Hagen] I have an older sister
and a younger brother.

My sister was always
dressing me up in dresses,

I was always playing with Barbies,
so it's always been--

So, your parents al-always
knew you-you were g*y...

[Hagen] Yeah, I mean, I was, like,
walking around in, like, high heels

-and dresses, like, literally chilling.
-Wait, that is so funny.

[Ashley]
Well, try comin' out at 30.

Like, I've always been a big lover

and, like, when I found myself
connecting with a woman,

I was like, "Okay, so, if this
feels good to me and this feels right,

why am I shying away from it?"

So, my love life is interesting.

When I was 30, I came out as bisexual.

I am single and it's been tough.

I love relationships,
I love bein' in love,

but I'm really focused
on my career right now.

As a businesswoman, as a entrepreneur,

I wanna be like the Black Martha Stewart.

I wanna have the shows,
I wanna have the pots, the pans.

I just want everybody to know
that is a b*mb, fine Black girl

that knows what she's doin'
in the culinary world.

And if love comes, it comes.

[Aidan] You should
take gender out of it.

Like, that shouldn't be something
that detracts or even adds.

-[Ashley] Yeah.
-[Aidan] You should base it

on the connection.
Does that, does that make sense?

No, it, it makes, it makes all the sense.

I compare myself to literally a,
a human clitoris.

I'm, like, so sensitive to the touch.

If, if you look at me the wrong way,

I might just burst out in tears.

No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]

I have been working in hospitality
for my entire life.

I grew up in the back of kitchens

being, like, the dish boy

working my way out to, like,
the front of the house.

In my life, all that I ever hope to do
is make a positive impact on people.

And if that's through this carrot
or a different one or maybe...

[Aidan] ...a note

Romantic relationships,
if there's a carrot mommy,

carrot daddy, definitely open to it.

Look at the GPS that's within yourself.

That's kind of been the backbone

to the way that I live my life
and everything I do.

That's beautiful, though.
Thank you for sharing that.

-[Ashley] Yeah.
-[Aidan] Because it's really hard

for other people to understand the concept
of being bis-- like, bisexual.

-[Ashley] Yeah.
-Or being-being attracted to personality

-or whatever it is.
-[Ashley] Well, thank you, guys,

for, um, this session. I needed it.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Our first guests are arriving imminently,

so they're gonna need to work out
any kinks between them pretty quick.

I'm cautiously optimistic

that they're gonna be on their A game.

♪ Good time ♪

Sorry to see Bridget go.

I hate to say this,
but definitely happy to see her go.

[Bridget]
How does this work?

We need the man, we need a strong man.

Now that Bridget's gone,
me and Dom are Chef's left and right hand.

He's gonna lean on one of us for more.

I wanna be sous chef
and that's what I'm aimin' for.

[Lisa] So, we have our first guests coming
and they are a lovely group of athletes.

They're here to celebrate.

They've just come
from Paris from the Olympics.

-Yeah.
-[Lisa] Come on.

[cheering and applause]

So, let me walk you through it.

Cara Maria and Paulie

compete professionally on The Challenge.

Miles recently competed
on Team U.S.A.'s volleyball team,

while both Mulern and Lanni
are former Olympic runners.

And friends, Richie and Sierra.

They are at the top of their game

and we, individually,
will be at the top of ours, yes?

-Can I have a little more enthusiasm?
-[staff] [loudly] Yes.

[Aidan] Getting on the commend card
is equivalent to, like,

you know those, like, gold stars
you used to get in, like, middle school

when you did something really well?

That's like here, but times a thousand.

Stakes are way higher.

Filet mignon-level stakes here.


that would make a difference

to help my family.

[Lisa] I expect you to follow
the castle code of conduct

and go above and beyond.

The guest never, ever needs to know

about the complications at back of house.

[Marciano] If I need a beer,
just give me a beer.

No one is talking to you!

-[all arguing]
-Shut the [bleep] up!

-Shut the [bleep] up, okay?
-[guest] They're arguing.

As I always say,

keep front of house clean
and I'm good with it.

To begin their stay in style,

first activity is going
to be Strip and Dip.

-[Gabriella] Whoa, Lisa.
-Woo!

-I won't be dipping or stripping, okay?
-[staff laughing]

It's almost an Olympic-sized pool,
so they have to feel at home.

And tonight, is the Benvenuti in Italia
welcome dinner.

These guys deserve a great time.

Let's go.

Okay, well, giddy up.
You are dismissed.

I don't think that's quite enough crackers
to service all of that.

And make sure that this is
in the bar when they arrive.

I learned from my mistakes last year.

This year, things are going to change.

We need to hit the ground running.
They need to know their sh*t

and know exactly how to do it.

Charm is your secret weapon, you know,
so don't let me down.

[Marciano] We're ready.
We're prepared.

Why have you got a rose
in your ear, darling?

I'm a flower boy.

[Lisa] Don't you think we've got
enough flowers around here?

Take it out of your ear

and stick it somewhere
where I can't see it.

[chuckles]

I'm on the w*r path.

The difference between a good experience
and an exceptional experience

is making sure my staff
are fully prepared.

Success, darlings, is in the details.

-How are you doing?
-We're doin' well. Doing really well.

-Have you stocked the bar by the pool?
-Yes, we have.

Have you come up with
a limoncello spritzer, as well?

-[Andre] Yes, we have.
-[Lisa] Can I see that?

[Marciano]
They wanna, like, fill the pool.

[Sianna] I know, but the pump died.

How-- What the [bleep]
do you expect us to do?

Our first event is called Strip and Dip.
Spicy, huh?

One of the main things
that we have to do for this event,

Lisa wants the pool full of floaties,

and they're huge, okay?

All of a sudden, the pool pump dies.

[pool pump sputtering]

[Hannah]
Now it's not working.

[Marciano]
We need to, like, fill the pool.

Well, we need more than three people then
'cause it was us--

I don't know
where the [bleep] Aidan just went.

I saw him run off somewhere.
I don't know what he's doin'.

[Hannah]
Aidan's nowhere to be found.

Like, what are we doing here?

Like, let's get our head in the game,

we have a lot of work to do.

[Sianna]
He's always MIA, that one.

I know, and he doesn't even
have to work dinner tonight, dude.

[Lisa] If I was saying,
"Oh, I'm really thirsty.

What kind of c*ck do you suggest?"

-Now sell it to me.
-[Andre sighs]

You want something refreshing
but you want something naughty too.

Uh, it's gonna be the
best personal experience

that you can have in your... mouth.

Wow, that sounded bad!

Oh, my God!
What kind of establishment am I running?

This year, I'm ready to have fun.

[Andre]
I have a 6-year-old son.

My son saw the first season.

I thought he was gonna be like,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

The first thing he said was,
"Dad, why were you crying?"

And I was just like, "Really?"

You're gonna just
throw that out there, huh?

He's what keeps me goin'.

Earnin' this $30,000 bonus
and havin' a full-time job with Lisa

would just make such
a huge difference in our lives.

I'll be able to put him in private school,

get things, provide for him.

It would just--
It would change our lives, for sure.

-[Lisa] Clean this up now...
-Okay.

...because the guests are coming

and when I say "clean it up,"
I don't mean drinking.

-[♪ intense music playing]
-[air blowing]

[Hannah] See, Marciano?
I am good at blowing.

[Marciano] I guess I never
experienced it.

While we're getting ready for all of this,

Aidan is sleeping,

Hannah and Marciano
need to stop talking to each other,

Chef is cooking,

I'm doing everything perfect,

being sexy, smart, humble.

And I hope this place doesn't fall apart.

I would get all those ready.

-Can you give me that?
-Do we have cold Prosecco, guys?

I think I'm not okay.

It's in the, it's in the freezer.

The guests are right around the corner
and we have to be ready.

[Hannah] I can't breathe.

[♪ music fades out]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Ooh, it's hot.

Everyone is exhausted.
It's [bleep] hot outside. We're dying.

The guests are almost here.

Now, we're fully running outta time.

[Marciano]
Everyone's stressing the [bleep] out.

Alright, now.

-Oh, my goodness.
-Welcome!

This is fit for a queen
and I have one right here.

Hi! Thank you for having us.

-You guys look beautiful.
-Of course, what a pleasure.

-Please, take a drink.
-[guest] This is so cool.

Comin' home from the Olympic games
and we figured one more night in Europe,

let's go spend it with the queen herself,
Lisa Vanderpump.

[Cara Maria] Yeah, let's let someone else
take the reins for once.

I'm ready to let them show me a good time
and see what they can do.

Come on with me
and I'll, uh, show you all a little bit

about where you all will be
for the next little bit.

-Alright, well, thank you so much.
-[Cara] Thank you.

At 5:00 p.m., we're gonna do a little
Strip and Dip activity at our pool.

-Are you stripping and dipping?
-Absolutely.

We'll go start taking
your, uh, bags to your room

and I'll come grab you
a little bit afterwards

so I can show you to all your rooms.
Is that okay?

-[Paulie] Sure, that's great.
-[Siadi] Fantastic.

-[Lexee] Did you die?
-[Marciano] Oh, [bleep].

[Lexee]
Oh, my God.

I think I'm most excited
about proving to myself

and proving to the other people
how good I really am at my job.

Last year, I [bleep] up and made mistakes.

You know what, this year,

you're gonna see a different
disciplined Marciano,

one that can handle
all of the things necessary

to be working here for Lisa.

[Marciano] Marciano's
behaving this year.

[Paulie]
Who's this friggin' stud over here?

[Aidan]
I'd be matching you with the mesh,

-but I gotta wear this.
-Oh, you gotta wear that?

-Aidan.
-Hi, I'm Cara.

-You need a pink mesh button-down.
-Nice to meet you.

-I asked for it, they said no.
-You're Aidan? They said no?

Dude, [stammers] if I can't crop it,
then I won't rock it, dude.

-Dude, I'm-- I feel that.
-[laughing]

-I've got my crop tops.
-Yeah. Dude, I have mine.

Holy sh*t, who's this hot dude?

Should we see if Lisa
will approve a little crop top?

You guys should do a little
crop competition later today.

-Crop it off?
-[Paulie] Crop top competition.

Paulie and I hit it off right away.

I mean, he's such a good guy.
He's super authentic.

'Kay, when you guys are done flirting...

-Okay, yeah.
-...I would like to go explore.

-[chuckles]
-Is there any drinks or food--

-Yeah, come in.
-We would like to explore the castle.

See where the rest of the crew is.

-[Cara] Can I see the gym real quick?
-[Paulie] Wait, workout room?

-Oh, that's good form.
-Little Kegel.

Little Kegel [laughing] action.
A little Kegel.

Oh, my God.

You don't really need to work out
when you're, when you're already jacked.

When you're already shredded
like the lettuce from Taco Bell.

A little mixed cheddar
with a little bit of Doritos Locos Taco.

[Cara] So, what is your role here?
Is it comedy relief or...?

I'm just, you know,
servin' food and servin' looks.

[Cara]
Sorry, I'm a little jealous over here.

-Can we continue this by the pool later?
-[Paulie] We just had a moment.

-[♪ enchanting music playing]
-[Siadi] This is your room.

-[Paulie] King and queen room.
-[Siadi] Absolutely.

-[Paulie] La Perla.
-[Siadi] La Perla.

-Oh!
-Absolutely, here you are.

-[Cara] There's an upstairs!
-Woo!

[Siadi]
Yep, all the items that you need here.

[Cara] What if we're in here
and we need you? Is there a call button?

[Paulie]
Yeah, I wanna see our call button.

[Siadi]
My idea was to basically check in on you,

like, every, like, 30 to 45 minutes.

Anything else that you all
need in the meantime?

Um, I know the, the crew--
the rest of the g*ng

is gonna need energy drinks.

-Yes.
-Like, I want you to pump them with that.

-[Siadi] Mm-hm.
-[Cara] We need laundry.

-Absolutely.
-Do you guys have that here?

-We'll take care of it for you.
-In the castle?

Your wish is our command,
so we'll try to make...

Is there any way to have, like,
a human fan in this room?

-Because I'm dying. Sweltering.
-It's so hot.

-Let's-Let's see if, um, we w--
-Air conditioning?

I'm gonna see where they are
and then, see if we can bring, bring one

-up to you right away.
-Or, like, an ice pack?

It's hot and the staff is
only making it hotter.

[Producer] Is there anyone you have
your eyes on, you guys?

[Paulie]
Aidan.

[chuckling]

[Siadi] I'm gonna make sure
that we get everything you need.

-We're gonna need the room for a minute.
-Oh, my God!

-[Cara] Paulie!
-[Paulie] What?

[Siadi] They wanna see
if they can get their laundry done.

[Paulie]
Jock straps and underwear.

This, be very careful with it.

-Absolutely.
-It's very delicate.

This group is literally
going to be terrible.

But, I mean, we gotta do
what we gotta do.

-I don't wanna touch it.
-You have to touch it.

[♪ playful music playing]

Shut up.

These athletes have been all around Paris.

They've been sweaty,
they've been gross and icky.

I'm worried about a little bit
more than bedbugs in the clothes.

But I would love to, like, eventually
oversee a group of housekeepers

at one of Lisa's properties.

I know that she has plenty.

I want the $30,000 bonus

and I'm really gonna do
whatever it takes to get it.

[Dominic] It's the booty sink now.

You think they're talkin' sh*t about us?

You.

[♪ music ends]

[Hagen laughs]

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[laughter]

-[Gabriella] Welcome!
-[Paulie] Thank you! Oh, my goodness.

I'm really excited to go
and just hang by the pool,

meet some new people,
work on my spray tan,

and, obviously, stick my nose in business
where it doesn't belong.

Beau and Stassi, nice to meet you guys.

I was born for this.

Are you guys getting in the pool
'cause I blew up all of these swans.

By pump, or...

[Hannah] By my mouth.

Thank [bleep] God there's Olympians
in the castle.

They're hot.

Marciano can't even
dedicate himself to a woman,

so how would he dedicate
himself to the Olympics?

Yeah, what are some hidden
talents that you, like...

I'm sure you guys have...

I'm, like, a really good sleeper.

[laughter]

So, what do you think?

-I need a drink for this.
-[squealing]

-Over here!
-[Marciano] Yes, ma'am.

He's the culprit, right?

-Here's your Sauvignon Blanc, Lisa.
-Thank you so much.

Cheers. Nice to see you, Stassi.

Good to see you.

Okay, what do you know
about that equation?

So much yelling.

Marciano was [bleep] around

-and flirting with...
-Which one was?

...the one that got fired.

Hannah and Marciano
were actually being disruptive.

They were screaming
in the middle of the night.

I could actually hear them.

[Hannah]
You are a [bleep] narcissistic

-piece of sh*t to me to me!
-How? What did I do?

I am being real. That is you, Marciano.

Ya need to get your sh*t together.
I was you.

I have been there, exactly,

in a toxic relationship,
in a dynamic like that.

It's not worth it. Get out.
[sing-songy] ♪ Run ♪

So, in this group, there's
a really handsome guy, Olympian,

he's on the volleyball team.

Because she's off her shift,
I would be sitting next to that guy

and I would be ordering
a drink from Marciano

-who's still on his shift.
-Agreed.

-I can't do it! I can't do it!
-[Miles laughs]

-Yes.
-[Lisa] There she goes.

Just want to see her
have a little moment.

Just a little moment
of payback, don't you?

But I don't really want it
to kick off as well,

so don't be meddling too much.

[Paulie]
Dude, Aidan, really, dude?

Comin' out with this?
What, did you get cut?

-[Aidan chuckles]
-That's why you could switch out

-of the [bleep] outfit?
-[Aidan] I'm off.

-You're off?
-I'm always on.

We're takin' a shot right now, dude.
Let's go.

I wanna be here for the summer.
I mean, me and Lisa got a lot in common.

I mean, we both love gettin' pumped up.

Obviously, she's the pumper herself.

I'm also the pumper.

Love fitness, love health and wellness.

I think, also, I'm here
to entertain the guests

and, like, have a good time.

[Paulie/Aidan]
Three, two, one.

-[Paulie] [bleep].
-[group cheers, laughs]

Best four-way of my life.

I really thought we were gonna die.
Ask Aidan.

I'm workin' extremely hard
right now behind the bar.

I know Aidan is off,
but, like, nobody's really off.

There's always somethin'
that needs to be done

and he's just out here
havin' fun, partyin'.

It's startin' to get on my nerves.

[hands clap]

[♪ plucky music playing]

[Anthony] We need finish
with a little bit of like [speaks French].

[Dominic] Now that's Italian.

[Marciano] This evening we're holding
a Benvenuti in Italia dinner

and we need to be
all hands on deck right now.

There are so many things to do.

We could really use Hannah
and Aidan right now.

It's okay. I'm gonna prove to myself
and prove to the team...

We got, like, 20 minutes.

...that I'm gonna take that
$30,000 bonus at the end of the day

and show how I do it.

[Hannah]
Do you guys need help?

The fact that you're asking me
with 20 minutes to go blows my mind.

I was off.
You should've communicated.

I had no idea where you were...

-I need you to calm down.
-...or what you were doing.

Shut up right now.

-This is why I'm not doing this with you.
-You need to communicate. Exactly.

You need to communicate
that you're behind.

[claps]
I guess here we go.

What am I supposed-- I can't ask you
to wanna work when you're off.

I said I would do whatever.
I just did dishes downstairs

-for you guys.
-I didn't-- When?

I, I literally just changed out
of my bathing suit and then...

-Oh, you just changed now?
-...went and did dishes.

-Yeah, and it's 8:30. Yeah, absolutely.
-I've been working since 7:30.

-I understand that. No--
-When you were sleeping since what, 11:00?

If you need help and you're
[bleep] drowning, communicate.

So, go change.

[bleep]-A, [bleep] these swans.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

This is for the VIP,
and this is for the group.

There's so much going on
in the castle with the guests,

Stassi's family, Lisa's family,
it's nonstop.

Do you want me
to move this over more?

[Marciano]
We need some extra helping hands.

And we really need
to step it up and focus.

Wait, Lisa, how long
you've been ridin' horses?

[Lisa] Oh, since I was
knee-high to a grasshopper.

[excited, impressed chatter]

[Cara]
Wow! This is like a fairy fantasy land.

[Lisa]
That's exactly what it should be.

This evening the pergola
has been transformed

into a rustic Italian paradise

adorned with purple grapes
and Tuscan violets.

It's been a real pleasure
having all of you here.

So, thank you also to the ones
that have really represented,

not my country,
but the country I live in.

I very much appreciate that.

You really are a magnificent bunch
and I want to cheers all of you.

-[Cara] Aw, cheers.
-[Paulie] To the queen of queens,

-Lisa Vanderpump!
-[Cara] To the queen! To Lisa!

[Anthony]
Why Aidan is not working right now?

He was off at six.
I just decided to, like, come help.

[Anthony]
We should all work tonight.

[Hannah]
Where the hell is Aidan?

I'm working and he's off doing
whatever he wants to do.

Let's get our sh*t together, Aidan.

Alright, in front of you,
you have your amuse-bouche,

which is gonna be a puff pastry

with a little burrata cheese,
some diced-up tomatoes,

and then a prosciutto on, on top as well.

Microgreen salad topped
with Parmesan cheese.

Maine lobster pasta

-with a, uh, lobster bisque sauce.
-[guest] Wow!

[Marciano] And then, I do have
puff pastry with vanilla cream,

topped with powdered sugar
and a strawberry.

This is so beautiful.

[Richie]
Do I eat the little rose in the middle?

[Marciano] It's-It's prosciutto,
so, yes, you can eat it.

[Lisa]
One thing's missing.

Chef always comes up
and explains the menu,

but Chef is nowhere to be seen,
so I know something is up.

If this is a dream,
I don't wanna wake up.

[♪ anxious music playing]

How you doing?
Everything perfect?

No. There's nothing perfect.

I feel like the front of the house
is stressful,

they don't know what to do,
they don't know what time is it.

What do you mean they don't know
what to do?

-It's not organized.
-Okay. Okay, don't worry.

I'm gonna giddy it up, okay?

We need all hands on deck to clear these.

[Dominic]
Where are the waiters?

[Anthony]
There's no communication,

so that means they don't understand that

if we don't stay in touch
about the schedule, about the timing,

we actually working,
like, completely blind.

You go make a drink,

-I'll do what you need to.
-Okay.

You need to get everybody up there now.

-[Gabriella] Yeah.
-They need to get this on the table.

I don't know what
my staff doesn't understand,

but it's my name on the line.

If they can't pull the rest
of this dinner together,

this summer season might be
over before we get started.

♪♪

[♪ dramatic music playing]

You need to get everybody up there now.

This is crazy.

[Marciano]
What makes the dinner so tough at the pool

is the fact that it's very tough
to communicate to the kitchen

because it's so far away.

We're literally learning as we go.

There is zero communication
going on right now with the kitchen.

-[Hannah] Just the--
-Why? Why? No, we're good.

We have enough hands.

[Hannah] What do you mean
you don't need my help?

-[Marciano] We just cleared these.
-[Hannah] You need to communicate.

You have time.
Tyler's taking pictures, so you have time.

And then, I will be back
to communicate before entrées.

[Anthony] You need to make sure
before we start the service...

-Yeah.
-[Anthony] ...you understand exactly

-how it's gonna go. You know?
-Yeah.

Some more water? Are you okay?

You look like a Dolce & Gabbana queen.

Stassi, sit here next to me.
It's pretty, right?

Did you see the table?

This is my first group of guests

and so, I'm gonna stay tonight
just so I can keep an eye on it.

[Andre]
You got a espresso martini, right?

Yes, an espresso martini.

There's drama happening
back in the kitchen.

I don't know what's goin' on,
but I just started serving.

I want Lisa to see that I'm standing out.

I was raised everywhere
between South Korea and Hawaii

'cause my mom was in the military.

Being able to learn a lot of cultures,

I've been able to be exposed
to a lot of different languages.

It's also awesome to be able
to, like, code switch

and move in between
different, like, people.

I'm not really, like,
planning on doing anything

except impressing
and doin' what I'm asked,

and tryna have some fun
in the meantime.

[guests cheering]

-[Marciano] What are you doing?
-[Hannah] We're serving this to Lisa.

No, they're not ready.
We haven't cleared them yet.

He just said you guys were ready.

-No, not for Lisa. No!
-You just told him.

-What the [bleep] is going on?
-[Marciano] We're fine.

[Hannah]
You're a piece of sh*t, Marciano.

Hannah and Marciano,
this is exactly what I didn't want.

I already have a problem.

[Marciano] You're not working right now,
please let me do my job.

Please, please?

-Okay, I'm getting yelled at and--
-I will take this.

[Lisa]
Even without the guests knowing,

if there's arguing
at the back of the house,

keep it all smooth and seamless.

"Nothing's a problem, we got this,"
even when you don't have any of it at all.

[Hannah]
'Kay, I just tried to [bleep] help you...

-[Marciano] I know and I thank you.
-...and you're being [bleep] rude.

No, you literally just said
how I haven't done sh*t.

[Lisa]
If Hannah and Marciano

start pulling their tricks again,
they know where they're going.

Crop your [bleep] head outta your a*s.

Marciano's actually a pig.

He's a genuine pig
and treats me like garbage.

I feel like he's really messing
with my ability to do my job,

but we still have
the Castello Rosato game night

with the guests and the staff.

I need to pull myself together
and get through the rest of this night.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Gabriella] So, I'm gonna run you
through the games really quick.

It's called Castle Cascade.

You're gonna drop this puck
and whatever it lands on, you have to do.

Is it gonna be a truth?
Is it gonna be a dare?

Is it gonna be a drink?
We'll see.

-[Dominic] You first.
-[Gabriella] Me first?

-[excited chatter]
-[Hannah] Yeah, Gabriella!

Ooh, spicy, okay!

-c*ck. Come on, c*ck!
-[all cheering]

Okay, what am I doing?

-Dance on Miles.
-Ooh!

Get your a*s up there, buddy!

[all cheering]

Okay. I need, like, a beat.
I need a beat. I need a beat.

We need some music.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-There we go.

-There we go, okay.
-[all celebrating]

-[Richie] Let's go!
-[Paulie] Come on, Cara.

-[group] Truth! Truth!
-How many inches is Paulie?

[laughter, cheering]

-All of them. [laughs]
-[all] Oh!

[cheering]

Aidan is nowhere to be found
this entire dinner that we just finished

and now it's just gonna be
partying and dancing

and gettin' everybody all riled up
and havin' a good time.

He's livin' his best life.

[Gabriella]
Grace is truth.

[Cara] What is the dirtiest
fantasy that you could have?

Um, I, I might spit on that thang.

[all cheering, laughing]

-[Richie] Yeah, baby.
-[Cara] Dare!

The dare is...

Andre, you gotta give us
the best show all night.

[laughter]

This is getting rowdy.

[all cheering]

[chanting]
Go Mimi! Go Mimi!

-Go Mimi!
-[shouting and laughter]

[laughs] Let's get it.

[applause]

[Paulie] I'm takin' a shot 'cause that
g*dd*mn performance by you was so bad.

Hey, take good care of the hat.
I'm trusting you with her.

-I'm leaving.
-That's--

I'll bring it to you
for breakfast in the morning.

I'm gonna bring you breakfast.

Aidan's kind of a little freak

and Paulie's very flirty,
very openly horny.

I don't know, I feel like it's
an interesting situation.

I'm gonna bring you breakfast tomorrow

and it's just gonna be me
walking in your room like,

-"Breakfast is here."
- As it should be.

[all saying "good night"]

-[Hannah] Cheers.
-[Grace] You know what, Hannah?

[bleep] cheers to us sitting next to
each other right now and...

-You loving me.
-...and me not being

-[bleep] pissed about it.
-You-- Oh! Oh, mm, you love me.

-[scoffs] There might be, like...
-Sometimes.

...the slightest bit
of my heart that does.

-I--
-[both laughing]

I don't know yet with Hannah.

Like, I don't trust her fully,

but there is some sense and level
of, like, understanding each other.

Wait, do you like Dom?

-Yeah.
-You do?

[Grace] Uh-huh.
I thought he was cute the first night.

So, we'll see.

-Oh, my God, yeah.
-Yeah.

[Grace]
I love a man that can cook.

Do you cook?

-Little bit. Little bit.
-I'm asking you. For a friend.

-Just a little bit.
-Just the slightest.

-[Siadi grunts]
-[Sianna] How was your day?

-It was crazy. What about you?
-[Sianna] It was a good day, long.

Maybe, like, when we don't
have any guests here,

we can, like, try to plan somethin',

like, kinda get to know
you a little bit better.

[Sianna]
I'm wearing yellow, but I can blush pink.

-Shut the [bleep] up.
-[Sianna laughs]

What would you like to know?

Everything.

-[producer] Sianna.
-Yes.

-[producer] Not Sienna.
-Sianna. Like Rihanna, but with a "S".

My mom's like, "I didn't name you
after a Toyota." [chuckles]

I would love to be able to start my own
lifestyle concierge business one day.

I'm 27 turning 28.
I'm like, "Oh, my God,

I was supposed to be married
and have kids by 30. It's not happening."

I would love to find love.

When I saw Siadi, obviously, my mind
went straight to the gutter.

A few months back,
we met at a party that he was throwing

and I referred him to Lisa.

What are the odds that she chose
the one that I referred? [chuckles]

I am trying to be super intentional about,
like, the qualities I look for in a man.

I do know what I want.

I'm a host.
Of course I'm gonna take care of you.

Yeah?

[stammers]
As long as I can.

[Sianna] You let me know
how I can take care of you

and I'll try to do that as well.

-Not in that way, stupid.
-[both laughing]

That already happened.
[laughs]

-It can happen again.
-It happened backwards.

I feel like all this happened backwards.

[kissing]

[insects chirping]

Hi!

[Stassi]
[laughing] Hi.

Our kids are asleep.

-[cheering]
-That's what's going on. [laughs]

Can we get drinks?

Hannah, we should talk.

Let me just, like, pour some of this.

Okay, let's go talk.

I don't know Hannah that well.

In fact, I just met her.
[chuckles]

But, I see that Hannah cares.

Like Hannah cares about her job,
she cares about being here.

She's just making stupid boy decisions

and I have been there.

-What are we gonna do?
-I don't know, I have no idea.

Okay, tell me where you're at.

[Hannah]
I love him, still.

-[Stassi] Why?
-[Hannah] But I don't know why.

I don't even wanna cry right now.

Like, it's just, like,
it's so hard, like, to live with your ex.

Like, somebody that's done, like, su...

-Yeah.
-...such terrible things to you,

-you know?
-What terrible things?

-He's cheated on me.
-Uh, yeah.

He'll, like, knock
my confidence down to, like, nothing.

-You're in Italy.
-No, I know.

-You didn't come here to be with Marciano.
-No.

Like, you came here to win at life.

-Yeah, and do a job, and--
-So, you can't let him get in the way...

-[Hannah] No, I agree.
-...of you winning at life.

I think I'm Stassi's number-one fan.
[laughs]

But I feel like she's very open

and blunt and authentic,
so I respect that out of her.

-Okay, we're gonna work through this.
-Yeah, can we?

-Trust, I'm gonna help.
-Yeah.

-This is my one task I have for you.
-[laughing]

-Okay?
-Mm-hm.

-Make a friend.
-Okay.

-I really like Hagen.
-[Stassi] Okay!

He told me that, uh, Marciano
looks like rotisserie chicken.

[both laughing]

[Paulie]
I cannot believe they got this done.

[Cara]
They definitely pull off miracles here.

You want some more orange juice?
You want water? What do you need, love?

-Um, water, please. Thank you.
-[Sam] Water, you got it.

[Hagen] How do you think
last night's service went?

Aidan was lackadaisical...

-All day long.
-[Grace] The whole day.

[Gabriella]
Aidan, what do you think you're doing?

You think you're coming
to [bleep] work for Lisa and jerk off?

Like, get the [bleep] outta here.

[Hagen]
Where is Aidan?

No one knows.

You know, I think we should
start getting milk cartons

and putting Aidan's face on it
'cause no one knows where he is.

♪♪

This has actually got
maybe one more day left in it.

-Mm-hm.
-But that one over there, later,

come and take that away.

Alright, come back
and do both these flowers later.

-Okay.
-I'm done with this as well.

-But later, yeah?
-I definitely will.

Um, can you send Hannah
and Marciano to me?

-[Grace] I can do that.
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Dominic] I was in a room with, uh,
Hannah and Marciano all night.

[Anthony]
You're looking for trouble, bro.

-That's a little bit overdramatic, no?
-[Dominic/Ashley] Yeah.

[Dominic]
That's what I'm sayin'.

♪♪

Last night's drama
put the whole event at risk

I need to get everybody
on the same page

Otherwise, this castle
is gonna fall apart.

So, I'm gonna stick my size seven
right in the middle of this puppy.

I think you know what you've been up to.

♪♪

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Lisa]
I think you know what you've been up to,

screaming, shouting,

so please don't sit there
and look like we're innocent

because we're not.

Here am I, doing everything I can
to create this magical experience,

but you guys, come on.

It is the same thing over and over again

and I'm not doing that.

You promised me it would be different.

-You said you both wanted to come.
-[Marciano] I agree--

How much did you tell me
you wanted to be here?

That's why I have yet
to even give into anything.

Why I don't say anything.
I said, "Okay."

You cannot say you don't say anything.

I have been doing everything
I can to stay out of this sh*t.

I can't help it if Hannah wants
to freak out and yell at me.

What am I supposed to do?

We are back here right where we started
and I'm not doing that.

I get it, I'm super loud and vocal
and my vocal co-- chords go 10 times up.

I never wanna break a promise to Lisa
and disrespect her.

You know, I like you individually,
I hate you both together.

It doesn't work.

I don't want to let you guys go,

but...

♪♪

For now, I don't want you to cross paths.

-Do we understand each other?
-[Hannah/Marciano] Yes.

This is strike one
for Hannah and Marciano,

and three strikes seems like a luxury.

I'm not gonna offer
that again this summer.

-You may go.
-[Hannah/Marciano] Thank you.

-And... take that with you.
-Yes, ma'am.

[Lexee]
Ready for today?

-[Lexee laughs]
-[Tyler] What are you laughin' at?

Nothing, your face.

-You think my face is funny?
-I hate when your face looks at me.

You love when my face looks at you.

-No.
-I think you do.

-No.
-Your, your face says otherwise.

[Lexee laughs]

Tyler is a gem
and he's very attractive. [laughs]

I am from Hawaii
and I'm a bartender

in the world-famous Waikiki Beach.

I grew up in a huge family.

My parents have both
been married four times each.

[giggles]

I needed a break from Hawaii
because I bartend with my ex-boyfriend

and I have to see him all the time,

and I think being
in a toxic relationship

has closed me off a bit

and I wanna be more open,
but who knows what's in store.

I like your bolo tie.

You could thank, uh,
Siadi for the accessory.

-[Lexee] Nice.
-Yeah.

I feel very comfortable with Lexee.

And her eyes are, like, just so pretty.

I'm kind of just, like, sucked in.

I don't think I was expecting
to like anybody here,

-so this is gonna be weird.
-[Tyler] Yeah, especially not on...

-Day one. [laughs]
-[Tyler] ...day-- Yeah.

-I mean, day two, not day one.
-[Tyler] We got a long ways to go.

-[Lisa] Alright, any problems?
-[Siadi] No problems.

Hold on a second.

-When I first met you...
-Mm-hm.

...you spoke to me
in an English accent, right?

-I want to hear that accent.
-[Siadi chuckles]

Come on.

No? Yeah, why not?

No, it's fine.

I want you to feel relaxed here,
I want you to be yourself.

I don't want you to put on
anything that you're not.

Yeah, well, this is both, right,
'cause, I mean, I have

both of these people that live inside me
because of where I'm from.

Wouldn't you think it was weird,
like, if we suddenly came to France

and I start-- I went,

-[in American accent] "Hey, how are you?"
-You actually speak French.

No, I speak French, but I'm saying
if I started talking to you like that,

wouldn't you think that was really weird?

I'm sorry. What do you mean?

So, you're not gonna go back
to your English accent?

Uh, no, not for now.

Whatever makes you happy.

-I like the English accent.
-Of course.

[in American accent]
Hey. How are you?

Did I forget to tell you,
that I'm not really English?

I'm American.

This is just my alter ego.

[normal accent] What the [bleep]?

-[laughing]
-Alright, jolly good.

-[Siadi] Thank you.
-Cheerio.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

I feel like we just got here.
This went by way too fast.

-[Siadi] Hey, hey, hey. [chuckles]
-Uh-oh.

I have a comment card,
so that you all can, uh,

-let us know how we did during your stay.
-Alright, perfect.

-Thank you.
-So, you just leave that with me?

-Absolutely.
-Alright.

Sounds good.

I am nervous a little bit
about the comment card.

I don't know if I need to enhance
the guests' experience,

or if I need to improve
any of my performance

in any capacity with the staff,

but hopefully, it was, like, all great.

Kitchen staff, we got one through five.

So, has it met the gold standard?

This is part of your meal.

-Oh, thanks, dude.
-Forgot to deliver that earlier.

-[softly] Yes.
-[Cara] What is that?

[Mulern]
His phone number.

[Cara] Oh, my God.
As your girlfriend,

I demand that you tell me
what is in this note.

"Paulie, you could call my eyes a furnace

"the way they lit up when I saw you
and those, [laughs]

"and those snow cone-level frosted tips

"walk through the castle gates,

"never did I ever think
I'd meet another crop-top daddy

who could rock some mesh
and comfort necks."

Crop top daddy just comes outta nowhere.

You could be at any beach and he just,
like, majestically rides in on a dolphin.

[group laughs]

-Should I be concerned? [laughs]
-[Paulie] I love him.

-[group] Yes.
-[Paulie] Yes, you should be concerned.

-Hey, does anyone have a crush on Cara?
-[laughter]

[Hannah] Our guests are leaving today
and after the talk with Lisa,

I really want to get on the comment card
and make Lisa proud

and I wanna show her that
I'm not the same person as last year.

-Crop top daddy.
-Dude. Crop top daddy, I read your note.

-No way.
-And I had to give you a note back.

-Dude.
-'Cause I felt like

as soon as you and I met,
immediately connected.

More in sync than JT.

-Exactly, bro.
-[both laughing]

[Aidan] With Paulie, like, there was
no WiFi needed for the connection.

And I think Paulie had a certain level

of emotional awareness
and understanding for himself

that translated into his ability
to show up and understand me.

He saw me for who I am

and I think that's someone
that has a really big heart.

Like, I was always navigating life
trying to fit into the archetypes

-other people wanted me to fit in.
-Mm-hm.

But when you live for someone else,
you're living in fear.

One hundred percent.

When you live in fear, you know,
you can't truly be rooted in love.

Like, your wisdom is wise beyond
whatever years you are

because you're hittin' so many things
that it took me many years to learn.

-I love you, bro.
-Love you too, man.

Thank you for [bleep] makin'

-this experience awesome.
-Yeah.

Totally wanna see you
when you're done workin'.

Dude.

"Aidan, what is a crop top mesh daddy
without his partner in crime?

"When you're back stateside,
let's turn some heads at the beach.

Cheeks in hands, Paulie."
[laughs]

[♪ exciting music playing]

Alright, y'all...
We're so sad to be leaving.

All of you have been absolutely amazing.

I expected nothing less
under the guidance of the queen here,

but you guys definitely
exceeded expectations,

-all of you.
-You guys were great.

-[Paulie] Thank you, guys.
-[Cara] Thank you!

Don't like any other guests more than us.

-We won't.
-[laughter]

This was just the absolute
greatest experience.

I felt taken care of 100%
this entire time.

[Paulie] The service from the staff
was absolutely top-notch.

Incredible. Thank you.

[Lisa] We've got a lot to do before
our next group of guests arrive.

So let's go do
what we're supposed to, right?

So, we have our first comment card.

Guests can tell me about their experience,

which is the most paramount,
important aspect of this whole business,

so I take this seriously.

When all is said and done,

I'll only be able to choose one person
to earn that $30,000 bonus

and a full-time position with me.

-Hi. Good morning, Lisa.
-Good morning. Please, sit down.

-Sure.
-How do you feel?

I feel okay. Just running around a lot.

How do you think
the whole experience was?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Well, I definitely think that,
uh, the guests were very happy.

-I think that they had a great--
-With you?

[Siadi]
Yes, I hope so.

[Lisa]
I've looked at all the comments.

The, um, main comment about you was...

♪♪

-...that you were the star staff member.
-[both laughing]

You had me sweating. [laughs]

-Do you feel good about that?
-Oh, I do feel good about that.

I'm really proud of Siadi
and the way he interacted with the guests.

They loved him because he stepped it up
and I certainly liked what I saw.

Somebody's hungry for that bonus.

I believe you deserve
a little reward for that.

-[chuckles]
-So, I'm thinking that maybe

it would be a good idea

if you took the evening off
and you went to town on my dime.

Oh, wow.

[Lisa] And you can take
three people to celebrate.

Now, is there room for improvement?

Yes, but this was our first time
and they loved you.

[Siadi] Great to get Lisa's praise
when the first guest group

had my name on the comment card.

I hope that this week is gonna be
just one of many, if it's possible,

and I definitely want that $30,000.

And as long as I keep on doin'
a good job within the guest

and within the staff,
makin' sure that everything is great,

I think that that's a possibility.

[Aidan]
I just wanted to let you guys know

I've been sprinting around
doing stuff since, like, 7:30-8.

I'm gonna take a sec here
to just work out, hang out.

If you guys need anything,
I'll be right in the gym.

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[Andre] Where was that energy yesterday?

'Cause you had people
really out here working

from eight o'clock when their shift
didn't even start 'til three or two.

[Sam]
I agree with that.

[Andre] You didn't have
that same energy like,

"Hey, guys, can I help you with anything?"

[Aidan] I was runnin' around
and doin' hella stuff yesterday.

When I went upstairs at 6:45,

you were sittin'
in your bathing suit chilling.

[Paulie]
Dude, Aidan, really, dude?

Comin' out with this?
What, did you get cut?

[Sam] We were late for dinner,
there was a lot of things

-that we could've been doing.
-Well, that's-- I'm sorry about the past,

that's in the past.

I know bullshit when I see bullshit.

-Nobody was on shift at the time!
-[Aidan] Why are you yelling at me?

'Cause you're playin' clueless.

[Aidan]
If we're gonna have a conversation--

Okay, I'm sorry,
we can have a conversation.

Yesterday was the longest day for us,
we worked so [bleep] hard,

but you-- in, in your eyes,
you think you did enough?

-Okay.
-[Aidan] If, in the future,

you ever are feeling like that,
please tell me in the moment.

I didn't have time in the moment

because I was working
my [bleep] a*s off yesterday!

Aidan is driving everybody
absolutely [bleep] crazy.

[laughs]

Just leave, this is a stupid conversation.

You just gotta understand
and be self-aware

that these things need
to get done without questions.

Just do it.

Aidan, I don't really know if he fully
understands what his job is here,

but, uh, hope
he figures it out pretty soon.

I think it's pretty clear right now

that Aidan's work ethic
is not really up to par

with the rest of the team.

-Go get your workout in, dude.
-Okay.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ music fades out]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Siadi] Little brother.
-[Tyler] Yes, sir.

-Can I talk to you for a second?
-Yes, you can.

-Appreciate it, man.
-[Lexee] Don't steal my man.

Lisa gave me an opportunity to, uh,
take out a couple people on the town

just to celebrate being done
with our first guests

and I just kinda chose
you, Chef, of course, Sianna.

And, um, you know...
[chuckles]

[Marciano]
I'm confused as to what's goin' on.

It's weird.

They're not goin' grocery shopping,
they're goin' out.

-[Siadi chuckles]
-[Tyler] Alright.

[Marciano] I'm confused,
so he came up to you

and he asked you to go into town with him?

It's like, "Yo, we see you talking.
Like, why are you makin' it weird?"

Siadi is going around
asking people to go to town with him

and I just don't get why he's being
so freakin' shady about it.

It's, like, everything
he does is just so shady.

Like, a little bug just ticking away.

Like, trying to outshine me.

"Try," the main word,
to outshine me with Lisa.

And he asked Chef to go into town
with him and Sianna. Why?

[Tyler]
I don't know, just so no one--

-[Marciano] Feels left out, probably.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

Well, you're makin' us feel more left out
by [bleep] being shady about it.

[Hagen]
Wait, who's goin' to town?

[Tyler]
He just called me over

-to talk to him.
-I know, but he saw other people

and he's like, "Come to the side
with me so I can talk to you

and invite you into town."

It's not that serious.
And you don't have to yell at people.

Siadi, he's like calm and charming.

They haven't gotten as close as we did.

We're friends.
So, I'm excited to go out with him.

-It's [bleep] weird, dude.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪♪

I feel like Chef really needed
to have a little bit of a breather.

And Tyler and Sianna, those are
the two people I connect with the most,

so we're going to Orvieto,

and I'm just super excited
to get out on the town.

-No worries.
-Cheers.

-Santé.
-[Siadi] Cheers. Santé.

Or, as they say in, uh, Italy, olé.

-[Tyler] Olé?
-[Siadi] I think. [laughs]

[Sianna]
I thought that was Spain.

[Sianna laughing]

[server]
This is salami with the fennel.

[Sianna]
Try that goat cheese and try that.

It's so good.

♪♪

-Grazie.
-[server] Thank you.

[Siadi]
Buongiorno. [laughs]

We're gonna go
for a little chat, a little walk.

-Sianna, where--
-Oh, this way, sorry.

Those two.

I'm honestly-- My heart is fluttering.
I have butterflies.

Siadi didn't have to choose me,
he could've chose a third man

just because he want--
he may have wanted a boys' night,

and I really, like, appreciated that.

Like, it really, like, stuck a--
struck a chord in my heart. [chuckles]

[Siadi] I definitely wanted to be able to
get to know you a little bit as well.

Like, and, like, understand, like,
are we on the same page

for, like, what we want?

Because I'm okay
with just, like, havin' fun.

I just want a man to come
for me the correct way.

If not, I'm cool.
I'll divulge into something else.

I think I've been "coming"
for you the correct way.

[chuckles]
Oh, my God.

-You don't think so?
-Ooh!

[laughs]

I told you where I'm at
and if you're there too,

that'd be fantastic.

I don't know yet. [chuckles]

-You a'ight. You a'ight.
-Yet.

-No, but--
-Can I have a kiss?

-A kiss?
-Yeah.

I never kissed nobody in Italy before.

[Sianna] Neither have I.
I haven't been here, so, like...

[Siadi laughs]

-[Hagen] Hannah.
-[Hannah] What?

-Did you hear some of them are in town?
-Mm-hm.

He came to like me and Grace
and he was like,

"Grace, Hagen, you all did a good job,
I just wanna like--"

Like, he was acting like
he was, like, above us.

I definitely know that you all

contributed, like, like,
to the nth degree.

Like I-- none of this could be possible
without this entire team.

Like, that's annoying.

-Yeah, no.
-Like, we're all working together.

Like, we're all doing something.
Just 'cause you're like, more facing.

-Yeah.
-That people, like-- you know?

I don't know, just the way he talked to us
just made me feel weird.

Like, he was like talking down
upon us, you know?

He acts like he's the manager.

I think the comment card

and guest services is getting in his head.

Because Siadi is belittling us

and making us kind of feel like
we're below him.

He just makes little comments,
about, oh, how he's number one.

We're all a team

and when you're trying to act like
you're better than us,

it's not gonna fly.

And I think any conversation he has,

he talks like he's reading, like,
the Declaration of Independence.

Like, he needs to shut up.

You're 33 years old.

You should be paying a 401[k]
and not like

having sex on national television.

-What else--
-I don't want to go to town with him.

I would rather die
than us three go to town.

What are we gonna talk about?

No, that would be really uncomfy.

-[all laughing]
-[Hannah] I'd rather die!

-[Lexee] Stassi! Hi, chica.
-[Stassi] Hello!

-Hi.
-[Lexee] The usual?

[Stassi] Yes!
When I met Beau,

he brought me to Italy.

He introduced me to aperol spritzes.

-And then I just like never turned back.
-[Lexee] Yeah.

It's like water to me.

-[Lexee] It's not a thing in Hawaii.
-[Stassi] That's sad.

[Lexee] No one drinks it.
We don't even have aperol at my bar.

[Stassi]
If I was on death row,

and I had my last drink, that whole thing,

aperol spritz would be it for me.

[distant chatter, laughter]

[crying]

-[laughing]
-[Lexee] I did not know that!

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Oh my gosh, are you okay?

-[Aidan] Hi.
-[Stassi] Are you crying?

[Aidan] Yeah.

Why are you crying?

♪♪

It's just been a really challenging
last few days.

[Stassi]
A guest group is coming tomorrow

and Aidan is having a full meltdown.

If Lisa finds this out,
she's gonna lose her damn mind.

So I need to figure out all of the things

because if this castle crumbles,

so does my Italian summer.

♪♪

[♪ whimsical music playing]

Oh, thank you.

When I'm hungover,
I dunk my face in a bowl of ice.

-[Hannah deeply inhales]
-[Tyler] Okay.

[laughs]

[Hannah] A face ice bath basically
de-puffs the whole entire face

and snatches it and makes you glow.

How do you feel?

Ah! Ah!

'Kay, you have to hold it
at least for 10 seconds.

Jesus, you're gonna [bleep] drown.

Why do you think I look so good for 29?

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]