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01x10 - Bon Voyage, Bollywood Style

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vanderpump Villa". Aired: April 1, 2024.*
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Follows the hand-picked crew of Lisa Vanderpump's opulent French villa as they live and cooperate to satisfy each extravagant want of their affluent visitors.

01x10 - Bon Voyage, Bollywood Style

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[people cheering loudly]

-Will you marry me?

-Yes!

[Lisa Vanderpump]

Previously, on this season of

Vanderpump Villa

Welcome!

I wanted to do a trial run

for this new concept.

[guest] I feel like

we're in, like, a fairytale.

[Lisa]

And a lot has happened.

Well, sit on your [bleep]

inner curator.

And I have a lot

to think about.

The summer season's

coming to an end.

Welcome!

This final guest group

will show me a lot

because I honestly don't know

who I'd invite back

next summer season.

[Eric]

Hold on, Toto!

[Hannah]

What the [bleep]?!

Making out with somebody else?

I would be with him if

he could be loyal,

but I don't feel like he's

a "one type of woman" guy.

I [bleep] up.

I just wanna make it up.

Make it up?

You did a major [bleep] up.

I really don't want

to leave France

without having an answer

of whether we're gonna

go back together or not.

Either she wants to be

together right now,

or she doesn't want to.

It's up to her.

[Hannah]

I don't know what to do.

Andre has this quiet confidence.

So, we'll see how

things pan out.

Lord knows I'm [bleep] horny.

[Lisa]

This is Nikki.

If Gabriella wasn't here,

I would've definitely had

some type of fling with Nikki.

[Eric] I think that Emily

is any guy's dream.

[Emily]

I'm open to it.

This is gonna get me in trouble.

[group] [chanting]

Kiss! Kiss!

Chef Caroline is an

amazing, beautiful woman.

I'm seeing a different

side of Eric. I like that.

[Eric]

But then, Nikki, she is

a very pretty woman as well.

Yeah, I cuddled with Eric.

I thought it was cute.

Who's he gonna choose?

[Andre]

There is a w*r going on.

[Emily] You don't think I would

like to be behind the bar,

instead of doing dishes

every night?

I see an opportunity.

I see a job opening.

[guest] If you could eliminate

anyone from the staff,

who would you eliminate?

Myself, 'cause I'm over it.

Telly, she said that she

doesn't like bartending.

-[Lisa] You heard that?

-It didn't come from somewhere else.

[Lisa] We literally have

just a few days left.

If she wants to go,

let's just do it.

Telly, can I have

a word with you?

[intriguing theme

music playing]

♪♪

[Eric]

This is our traditional thing.

-[group cheering]

-[thrilling music playing]

Everybody's going in this room.

[Lisa] We are onto our

final group of guests,

and our final guest

of honor, Nehal,

chose Chateau Rosabelle

for her bridal shower.

So, this is gonna be my

final opportunity to decide

who's the best fit

for my vision.

[guests cheering]

Take a breath, okay?

And gimme that comb.

We do not walk around with

a comb in your pocket.

-[Eric] No!

-Oh, no!

-Yes.

-[Eric/Marciano laugh]

Telly, can I have a word

with you in my office please?

[tense, suspenseful

music playing]

Oh, great. Like,

what is actually going on?

I have no idea

what this can be.

So, let's just

let's just pray.

I'm just very confused.

Telly is honestly one

of my favorite hires,

but as I look to figure out

who I'm going to bring

back to the Chateau,

I honestly don't know

how committed she is.

If things don't go your way,

you can't just up and leave.

Be on time for the guests.

-I'll go home right now.

-No, you're on shift.

-Don't be late, this is okay.

-I'm gonna leave.

I would much rather go home

than be poked

and poked and poked.

If you want to go,

it's up to you.

I don't want anybody here

that doesn't want to be here.

What I hear is you saying

to my guests,

"I don't want to be

here anymore"?

How do you think that

makes a guest feel?

[Telly] I don't know how Lisa found out

about something I said

that was a lighthearted joke,

but I feel like someone wants

to throw me under the bus.

Do you know how hard I work

to make this all perfect

for my guests?

And you tell my guests,

"I don't wanna be

around any of these people.

I-I don't even wanna be here."

I never said that.

I said I was over it.

[guest] If you could eliminate

anyone from the staff,

who would you eliminate?

Myself, 'cause I'm over it.

[Lisa] What does

"over it" mean?

I felt like it was

a trick question.

I said that when I was around

a small group of people,

including Emily.

I wouldn't be surprised

if it was Emily

who went and told on me

because she's been gunning

for my job.

Like, at this point,

I'm pissed off.

If you've got any grievance,

come to me.

Alright.

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Woosah, take a deep breath.

We're gonna chill.

I have drinks to make.

[Lisa]

[sighs] Yes you do,

with a beautiful,

smiling face.

[upbeat music playing]

That's it.

Now, we've gotta get

things going.

We have to get ready for our

drama-free lavender

evening dinner.

This is one of our

final dinners

and they need to execute

it to perfection.

Wait, what are you cheersing to?

[guest] When Andre invites

us to Austin,

that's what we're

cheersing to. [laughs]

Gabriella, she is different from

any girl that I've ever dated.

She has confidence,

but she's a huge flirt.

I'm not sure if I can

trust Gabriella,

especially 'cause Gabriella

kissed Dan,

but I feel like it gives me an

opportunity to be who I am too,

which is a little flirt.

[Nehal] What about you?

What's your alcohol tolerance?

[Andre]

I don't really get drunk.

[guest] You won't take

a Henney shot?

You just won't?

These girls are getting

on my nerves right now.

They know me and Dre

had something going on,

but they're going in for it.

[Nehal]

Well, I'll cheers to that.

[Gabriella] But I'm really

trying to maintain, like,

a professional attitude.

We are coming to the

end of things here.

So, definitely some tough

conversations to be had.

-[laughter, chatter]

-[Gabriella] Alright, my beautiful ladies,

-dinner awaits.

-[guests] Bye!

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] We have turned the

Chateau Rosabelle tree

into a lavender

provincial paradise.

-Wow, the purple!

-Yeah.

-[Nehal] This is beautiful.

-[guest] So pretty!

Welcome to Chateau Rosabelle.

Whatever you need,

we are here

to make this the best

experience possible, okay?

-[guests chuckle]

-[Nehal] We love that.

[guest 1]

Telly, I bonded with the most.

[overlapping chatter]

[guest 2] We took a Henny shot together.

We're homies.

[laughter]

[Nehal] Well, the party

just got started!

Okay! [laughs]

Andre, he's definitely my

safety net here. He's my person.

So, I wanna figure out

what we're gonna do.

[guest]

Oh, this is eggplant.

[Marciano] Yes, aubergine and

then drizzled in a date syrup.

-[guests exclaim]

-Make sure you get it all in there.

[guests laugh]

[Marciano] Wow,

you look stunning, Lisa.

[Lisa] Oh, I love it

when you say that.

-It always works.

-[Marciano] Oh, so beautiful.

So, I have some,

three more big pinkies.

[Nehal]

What are some other drinks

that you guys have

on your c*ck menu

or things you can make?

Drinks that are, like,

specialty on the menu?

My favorite drink here

in the Chateau,

it's Emily's drink

that she created.

-Oh, my God, that's fantastic.

-Isn't that good?

I really care about Emily,

and I know I may have

messed up big time with her

and I'm trying my best

to get back on track.

You know we're having

a little shift change

and one of our night bartenders

will be on

-and she's just absolutely amazing, so

-[Nehal] Oh yay!

[Eric] The problem is

when Telly finds out,

oh, it's probably gonna blow up.

-Hey

-[Emily] Hi.

[Eric] I told them

about this great c*ck

and they kind of want

you to make it.

[Emily]

I appreciate Eric a lot.

He's always just been,

like, helping me

to advance my skill set.

They're not gonna let me behind that

bar right now

-with both of them there.

-[Eric] Then, we'll just say they're not

giving them the guest wants.

I would love to bartend.

I see an opportunity,

I see a job opening

and I want it bad so

I'm gonna go for it.

[Telly] What's happening?

What are you doing, Emily?

[Emily] I'm making them all

a little specialty shot.

[plucky music playing]

[Telly] How do they know

your specialty shot?

[Emily] Eric told 'em I'm

gonna make them a shot,

I'm gonna make them a shot.

[Telly] Okay, cool.

You can go behind our bar

-and make the shot.

-♪♪

The fact that Eric had one of

my coworkers walk behind my bar

and make a drink

for a guest during service.

It's unprofessional,

it's disrespectful

and I know for a fact because

Emily has a crush on Eric,

that's why he let her do it.

[intense violin music playing]

I'm making a raspberry shot

with a foamy top, right?

And you're making one now.

-[Emily] Yeah.

-So they're gonna have two?

[Emily] Look, Eric asked me

to make a fruity drink.

It's a strawberry little thing.

Did you want me to

do something else?

You know what?

Make the shots.

If Emily wants to get

behind the bar, go ahead.

I don't care.

That's less work for me.

-[ice rattles]

-But I also understand where Telly is

coming from right now.

It's like a w*r going on.

My name is Bennett

and I ain't in it.

[intense music playing]

You don't think I would like to be

behind the bar every night

instead of doing dishes

every night?

And you've told me

that you don't,

so it's like why do you

care if I'm behind the bar?

[Telly] Now, I'm pretty sure

it was Emily going

and telling on me to Lisa

that I don't want to be here

because she wants my job.

We are about to experience

World w*r Three.

sh*t's about to get real.

[dramatic crescendo]

[Telly] That's Eric and

Emily just doing

whatever the [bleep]

they wanna do.

Spent all day making

those drinks.

The more and more I

think about Emily,

the more I'm getting

upset about it.

I'm [bleep] pissed.

[Eric] This is the

special evening shot.

-[dramatic plucky music playing]

-Emily curated this one

-and she took a long time to make it.

-[Nehal] Ooh!

It's a strawberry lemon drop

with the foam on top.

It's the same exact shot.

I have to let the

drama go because

the guests are so excited

and all having fun.

But I have to have a

conversation with Emily.

I'm just not the kind of person

that's complicit to bullshit.

[overlapping cheers]

[guest] Yes!

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] Last night went by

rather flawlessly.

So just one more day to go.

And then, summer season

at Chateau Rosabelle

is coming to a close.

[dog barking]

[Marciano] Holy sh*t!

What the [bleep] is

a dog doing here?

-[dog barks]

-[guest] I don't know. [laughs]

[Eric] Why is there

literally a dog in your room?

It's not our fault! [laughs]

-Hey boy, come on. Lets go.

-[dog grumbles]

We don't know where

this dog came from,

but he is such a sweet and

kind little spirited animal.

This is the best

day of my life.

[laughing] Oh boy! Good boy!

'Cause animals are

really my peace of mind.

-[dog barks]

-Alright, let's go this way. Come on!

If you're having a bad

day, squeeze a dog.

I can guarantee you you're

gonna be happy after that.

-Come on, boy. [giggles]

-[dog barks]

♪♪

Oh, thank you.

That's exactly what I need.

Would you like a straw?

Um, no, I'm okay, actually.

Can I talk to you outside

really quickly?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yes? Okay.

After watching Emily

gunning for my job,

it made me really

take a step back

and realize that

I [bleep] up.

What is it?

I owe you an apology

and I wanna say sorry

because you hiring me to

work in the South of France

is a really good thing

that's happened to me,

and I just felt like

yesterday

I did use a poor ch-choice

of words and it upset you.

I need to realize that you

have my best interest at heart.

I'm sorry and I am

thankful for you.

But, you know what?

You've got so much promise.

If you'd walked away from it,

what would that say about you?

[both] Quitter.

-Say it, quitter.

-Quitter.

I say "quitta."

[both laugh]

If you've got the smarts

and you've got the experience,

and you're a beautiful girl,

what's missing?

Following it through.

It's really eye-opening

working so close with Lisa.

And watching her care

so much reminds me that

I know I'm in

the right industry

and I know I'm

on the right path

because I might get

a little, like, upset,

but that's just because

I wholeheartedly care.

-You're right. [laughs]

-[Lisa] I'll take it.

For Telly to come to me

with a sudden realization

that she was a little off

with the fact that she went to

the guests with her negativity

is actually something

I really wanted to see,

and it makes me feel better

about potentially

bringing her back.

But, let's see how

tonight goes.

-Isn't there a party to throw?

-Yes.

-[both chuckle]

-[upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] For the guests'

big marquee event,

we've tried to create something

that really embodies

the Indian culture.

I want Nehal to understand

that we really

want to give her

something that's

traditional to her

for her bridal shower.

-[Nehal] This is so cool!

-[guest] So crazy!

What?

[Telly]

The tension's high.

Even though I feel extremely

disrespected,

I have to be professional.

I have to put my

big girl panties on

and I have to blow this

sh*t out the water.

But, I am gonna talk

with Emily.

I stand my ground and

I believe in what I believe in.

Like, I don't play that sh*t.

Nehal, we couldn't have

been happier to have you

as our final guest.

-I'm gonna cry.

-[laughter]

So, we have a little

surprise for you.

Les Perles de Jaffna, darlings.

[guests exclaiming]

[mellow rhythmic

music playing]

-[Nehal] Oh my God, I'm dying!

-[laughter]

The Bollywood night, there was

so much attention to detail

with the drapes, the

Bollywood dancers.

Woo!

My expectations were

definitely met

and I'm very glad

that we got to do this.

[guests cheering]

[Nehal] That was amazing!

Thank you!

-Cheers!

-[guests] Cheers!

♪♪

-[Telly] What are the black chips?

-[crosstalk]

Is there more rice?

I'm still extremely

unhappy with Emily.

I need to know what

I did to her

for her to feel like what

she did to me was okay.

Emily, I genuinely,

like, wholeheartedly

need to talk to you.

-Okay.

-Like, real life.

[Hannah] I love Telly

and I really hope

that she's not gonna

[bleep] this up.

I need her back at the Chateau

because I feel like

if I didn't have Telly,

I'd be drowning here.

Plus, I'd be stuck with

Marciano 24/7.

I would go [bleep] nuts.

[laughs]

My issue is when I'm

talking to the guests

and you hear a snippet,

and you go to Lisa Vanderpump,

that's not a friend.

I never want confrontation,

just to keep the peace.

But when it comes at me,

like, I'm not gonna be afraid.

Go ahead and speak it out loud.

I've been here and I'm ready.

What's uncool, Emily,

is you going to my boss,

me thinking that we're friends,

and you trying to take my job.

I've never had any ill intention

towards you, whatsoever.

What is being twisted right now?

I've been in hospitality

for a long time.

When there's an opening,

you take it.

I wanna be here so bad,

I'm taking it.

What Emily is saying

to me right now

has probably got to be

the worst thing said

to me by "a friend".

You're somebody that

I saw as a friend.

[tense violin music playing]

What you just said to me,

that you don't care

about any of that.

You saw a position

that was being worth taken

and you want to take it.

You're a bad person, Emily.

I was friends with Telly,

but when she was

making fun of Gabriella's,

like, appearance and looks,

that's the part that

I don't [bleep] with.

But at the end of the

day, you know what?

You didn't take my job.

I still have my job

and I'm still here.

So, all you did was show

your true colors.

[Emily] All of a sudden,

after I want this job,

it seems as though Telly

all of a sudden wants it again.

I think she's just regretful

by what she said about

not wanting to be here.

She doesn't like the fact that

I do want to be here,

and I think she's trying to just

twist the story into

I'm a bad person.

[Telly]

Yo, Emily's a bad person.

-Do you realize what she told me just now?

-What'd she say?

"I saw someone that didn't

wanna be here.

I work in hospitality,

so I'm gonna take the job."

[Hannah] I can't really

vibe with girls

that do shady sh*t like that,

but thank God,

for once it's not me

that's in the center

of the drama.

[angelic choir sings]

[Telly] I've never met

a person like her.

Emily is going to regret

treating me the way

she treated me

because Emily is somebody

that's not strong enough

to handle this job.

-[upbeat music playing]

-[guests cheering]

[Eric] After the work is done,

then we can play.

[group cheering, whooping]

It is our last group of guests.

I really want to get frisky,

get free and have

a really good time.

Ow, ow!

Alright, let's go.

[people exclaim]

♪♪

[sighs] Me and Emily have

been working so many days

and so many hours together

and building up a little

flirty tension

and a little romance.

So, I feel like now is

the time to give her a kiss.

That's [bleep] right.

Oh. Pfft. [laughs]

Alright, so that's right.

Hey, anybody else wanna

test this sh*t?

-Let's go.

-[Richa] No. No, nobody else

-If anyone else wants to test this sh*t.

-Hey! Hey!

You wanna test me?

[guests]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Emily] It's just fun.

It's a good time and

I'm doing whatever I want, okay?

I'm doing whatever I want,

and I don't care.

-[Eric screams]

-[group screams]

[mischievous music playing]

[Eric]

Alright, test me.

[curious music playing]

[Nikki] So what,

you're single as well?

You're gonna claim yourself

as completely single?

[Andre] Uh, everybody, I thought,

was completely single.

[Hannah]

No, he's single.

Of all the guys,

I've always been

most attracted to Andre.

It was unfortunate timing

that the day I arrived,

him and Gabriella had just

kind of started something.

I've already said that I thought

that you were the

most standup guy.

And if I wanted to actually

see anyone, it would be you.

We do not have a TV. Like, this is

interesting to watch.

So, I'm here with my popcorn.

[Andre] When Nikki

came into the Chateau,

I said that she's beautiful

and she's fine. I Okay, I

[group screaming]

Whoa! Y'all stop!

I'm not even done.

-Mm-hmm.

-[Andre] She's beautiful, but

[Shefali] Yeah, but her

butt's cute, right?

-[Andre scoffs]

-[laughter]

-Her butt is cute.

-[Nikki] I do have a cute butt.

-She has a really good body.

-[Andre] Hannah, stop!

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

But I feel like I

would never get

a chance to get to know her.

-[Nikki] Why?

-[Hannah/Shefali] Why?

Because Gabriella.

I like Gabriella,

but at the end of the day,

we are still getting

to know each other

and being here, time can

get accelerated a little bit.

I didn't think things

all the way through,

if I had to be honest with you.

[Nikki]

The day that I got in,

you guys were sitting

on top of each other.

Like, anyone who kind of

was already "taken"

I wasn't going to, like,

force myself onto.

I think that Andre

and Gabriella

got together the day

before I got here.

-And he [bleep] up in that sense

-[Hannah gasps]

because honestly we probably

would've been hooking up.

[music stops]

[awkward silence]

[plucky music plays]

[Andre]

What's up?

-[Hannah] Come in.

-[Shefali] Come in, girl.

You know what?

I'm here to live my best life

and to just say my truth

in any moment.

So, I wasn't gonna shy

away from the conversation.

You guys keep talking.

[gentle, solemn music playing]

Okay, like, what the [bleep]?

Like, what's going on?

-I don't What the hell?

-[bleep]!

Whatever it is, I don't like it.

-We're like, "Uh". It's like, just-

-[Hannah/Shefali laugh]

You get used to whoever's in the room

and then you're like

-[Hannah] You don't have to get mad.

-[Shefali] Gabriella, come sit.

Whatever, bro. [bleep] it.

[Shefali] Gabriella!

Gabriella! Gabriella!

-[dramatic music playing]

-Gabriella!

Oh, my God.

Like, this is my jaw.

[laughs] I can't

I can't even believe

it's happening right now.

I'm so sorry.

I [bleep] that up

for you. [bleep]

Like, I don't know.

And I [sighs]

I really [bleep] up.

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[Eric] Our last group

of guests are leaving.

I am so proud of my team.

Everybody performed the "T".

So, here's our comment card.

I hope that Lisa is happy,

and she brings me back

for the next season here

at the Chateau.

And I hope everybody else

comes back, too.

Actually, no, maybe

not everybody. [laughs]

[Grace] I wouldn't

have wanted to be

a housekeeper

with anyone else.

Same. Stop.

[both laugh]

[laughter]

-[Lisa] How were my staff?

-[guests] Amazing.

-Love them!

-They're so welcoming.

The honey lavender is gone,

but here, you deserve

your flowers.

I'm so excited about [sniffs]

the last lavender.

[Caroline] Wow.

[overlapping goodbyes]

[happy chatter]

The best memories with

the best people ever. [laughs]

I think getting to

know the staff

was my highlight of the trip.

I think Lisa's exactly

who you see on screen.

She's a boss businesswoman,

she is very caring.

She loves the people

she has under her.

And that's who

I aspire to be like.

I hope my living quarters

are available forever

'cause I'm gonna come

back, for sure.

[Gabriella] Bye, guys!

[Hannah] Bye!

[Lisa]

They loved all of you.

My staff might have

had some complications,

but they didn't let it spill

over to the guests' experience.

So, I want to reward them

for a job well done.

I have a surprise for you.

You've got the afternoon off.

-[Gabriella] No way!

-[staff exclaim]

But, when you come back,

a little bit of a surprise.

We have a-a few very

important guests.

Okay? When you come back.

[suspenseful music playing]

Holy sh*t.

I am not prepared

to deal with

another guest group.

But, we have worked so hard

here at the Chateau.

I think a boat ride

is an amazing idea

and I just wanna spend

time with Emily,

get to know her a little bit more

on a deeper level.

But go and enjoy the day.

-Woo! Oh, God.

-[crosstalk, laughter]

[sighs] Awkward.

[Nikki]

Last night, I told Andre

he's a catch

and he told me that I'm

a catch as well.

I'm not going to step

on Gabriella's toes,

but hopefully no one's

gonna ask any questions

that start any arguments.

["Pluma" by

Caravan Palace playing]

[Marciano] [bleep] yeah.

This is the fun car.

♪♪

[Nikki] Wow.

[Andre] Wow!

We are going on a boat.

I'm just hoping that it

can stay positive.

If I have to be honest here,

I think Nikki is a

nice woman.

Who knows what I might do?

♪♪

-[Eric] Drinking with a view!

-[Hannah/Marciano] a view!

[laughter]

[Anthony] And that's why French people

don't like Americans.

[laughter]

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] These last few weeks,

I mean, it's been incredible.

I love it here.

I really do love it here.

This experience has been

such a dream for me.

Being in the South of France

with my family.

Oh, Teddy, dreams do

come true, don't they?

Running a chateau.

-[Anthony] Oh, my God.

-[Lisa laughs]

[Lisa] So, I'm sitting

down with Ken

to start dreaming up

my next adventure.

Maybe we should look in England

at a huge English country house.

And as much as I've loved working

with my staff this season,

I need to decide who

to bring back

and who won't make the cut.

There's so many components

to what's going to

make it perfect.

Is anything perfect though?

-Only me.

-[both laugh]

♪♪

[Eric]

Cheers to you, Gabriella.

-Cheers.

-You're a great woman.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

This is so, so great

just to let loose and vibe.

But Dre and I, we haven't

talked about last night,

so I feel like I have to have

a conversation with him

because I don't like

sitting on it.

Honestly, I just wanna see

how things are gonna be

in the real world for us.

But, I feel like Dre's

being very avoidant.

-He's a good man, yeah.

-Right? 100%.

[plucky music playing]

I know the "talk" is coming,

but also, we have one more

special group of guests.

All I want is for us to

enjoy our time right now.

Gabriella and I can talk later.

We'll see.

[Marciano]

Yeah, can I get two?

-[upbeat music playing]

-[laughter]

[Marciano]

Lisa is spoiling us.

[Emily]

This boat ride is amazing.

I'm getting so close to Eric.

It's nice, but once we

get back to the house,

we have guests, we have

to be professional.

Like, what? [laughs]

Like, it's so crazy.

♪♪

We're having a great time

and nobody's bickering.

[Eric] Yeah, yeah.

[Nikki] Take off your shirts,

come on.

[Hannah]

It's just really good vibes.

I wish that Marciano and I

were, like, good like this

all the time.

Hannah!

[snoring]

[plucky music playing]

-[energetic, upbeat music playing]

-[excited chatter, laughter]

-[plucky music plays]

-[snoring]

I think the other car is

on a different wavelength

than we are.

There's, like, awkward,

uncomfortable tension.

[snoring]

[Gabriella]

Being in this car with Dre,

I feel like,

kind of a weird vibe.

I'm just hoping that I can have

a conversation with him later

about what I'm feeling.

♪♪

[laughter, excited chatter]

-[group cheering]

-[bleep]!

I never thought I would

become close with Nikki,

but she's really grown on me.

Her and I are the exact

same people.

Know how to party,

know how to have fun.

As long as she can keep

her legs closed

in front of Marciano,

we'll be fine.

[clicks tongue]

[Eric]

Son of a b*tch!

[Stephen]

Hello, Lisa.

-[Lisa chuckles]

-[group laughs]

-[Lisa] Welcome home, darlings. Um

-[Eric] Thanks.

[Lisa]

how was your day?

This is what piss

me off the most.

You-You-You can party

as much as you want.

You can, like, drink, you

can be wasted, that's on you.

But we not on vacation.

We still have a guests coming.

-[Hannah] It was amazing.

-[Eric] Thanks for the boat ride.

Thank you Lisa. We had the

best boat ride of all time.

-[Hannah] Amazing.

-Oh, lordy.

Okay, now you remember

I told you,

we have some very

special guests tonight.

Lisa knows everybody,

every celebrity, every star.

So who could it possibly be?

I am sweating b*ll*ts.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lisa]

I need you to focus.

I know them pretty well.

Some of them are

a little difficult

and some of them are

a real pain in my a*s.

[suspenseful music playing]

We have very little time

until the next guests arrive

and I think everybody just needs

to get their sh*t together.

But, I love them all

so very much.

I don't know if you've

figured it out yet,

but the guests are you.

-[upbeat music playing]

-[laughter]

[Marciano]

Thank God. [laughs]

-Oh, my God!

-Thank the lord!

Oh, thank you Lord.

-[crosstalk]

-[bleep]!

I will be turning

Chateau Rosabelle

over to you.

[softly] Yes!

[Lisa]

To relax and enjoy

the other side of

Chateau Rosabelle.

[staff cheering]

We're the guests.

People are serving us.

We got the green light

to have fun.

h*-h*-h*.

There is no stoppin' us now.

Chef, are you smiling?

I am, yeah.

[all laugh]

You all need to go

get cleaned up

and I will see you back here

and I will be serving you.

-Now, go! Get outta here!

-[staff cheering]

We are the guests! Oh, my God.

It's our [bleep] chateau!

-Stay away, I'm claiming

-Its our bathtub!

Alright, fine, we can share.

There's two beds.

Hannah, this is our room!

-We're not even [screams]

-Wash it out! [laughs]

-Oh, my God!

-[Eric laughs]

Hannah! Hannah!

-[Eric laughs]

-[Nikki] [bleep]!

-We got wetness. We got wetness.

-[Nikki] That's bullshit. Hannah!

I'm so confused.

I have no idea what's

going on with Eric.

I think we kissed, like,

three different times yesterday

and now today he's

all about Nikki.

[producer] Hey, quit

with the water.

You're ruining the mics.

[phone ringing]

Chateau Rosabelle,

guest services.

Can I get some towels up to

the main room, the Rose Room?

[Lisa] [over phone]

Some towels?

If you want the towels,

you know where they are!

-[upbeat music playing]

-[both laugh]

[Hannah] We've been

working so hard,

executing all these events,

so I feel like it's

well-deserved.

Woo!

Oh, this is all us tonight.

But things with Marciano and I,

it could be really good,

but it could be really bad.

I do see growth in Marciano,

but I'm not really sure

what path we're on

and, like, what we both

want out of each other.

-Hey, sit down!

-[Nikki/Eric scream]

-[Hannah] Woo!

-[Marciano] That's my [bleep] bed!

[upbeat music playing]

[Nikki] I was getting ready for work

when I got the call,

"Can you come to France?"

It is a life-changing

moment for me

in that moment as well.

And then I came, and you were

already pretty set in stone.

It's not like we walk in here

and we were all best friend.

I mean, we had to

learn each other.

I mean, and we still do,

you know?

-[Nikki] 100%.

-So, it's like

[Nikki] But nobody else

had to deal with that.

I understand where

she's coming from.

It was rough for me at first.

[Caroline] So in this moment,

I actually feel sad for her.

What?!

[Nikki] Lisa would love it.

Lisa loves that sh*t.

-[Emily] Bubble bath!

-[Grace] Get in the bubble bath!

[Gace/Emily] Yes! Yes!

[Andre] Being on the other side

is a little unreal.

We put on all these

special events,

we curate everything

for our guests.

-Here we go!

-[Emily] [bleep]!

[laughter]

[Andre] Being able

to finally get

the feeling that they have,

I see why they always

leave here happy.

-[Grace] Bubble bath!

-[Eric] She's right.

-[Anthony] Oh, no thank you.

-[laughter]

[Marciano] Wait, let me grab Hannah.

Hannah's over here.

[Hannah retching]

[Marciano] Oh, I got it.

I got it, I got it. I got it.

-I'm with you, babe.

-[Hannah retches]

Hannah and I, we've had

a lot of ups and downs

in our relationship,

but now I realize that

I want to be with her.

-[Hannah retches]

-[Marciano] See? There you go.

I don't know though,

if Hannah wants to be with me.

-[Hannah retches, coughs]

-[mischievous music playing]

[Eric] These are the rooms that

we've been tending over

this whole entire time.

This is gonna be great.

We can finally relax and

let's see,

guest point of view,

what it's like here

at the Chateau.

♪♪

[Eric snores]

[upbeat classical

music playing]

[rooster crows]

[Emily] Get your a*s up.

It's the last sunrise.

[upbeat music continues]

[Gabriella] Do you want

to sit out here?

Me and Andre are kind of

in this state of limbo.

I don't really know how

we're gonna leave this,

so I have to sit down

and talk with him and

hopefully we come to a consensus

if we wanna continue

seeing each other.

Things have progressed

really fast.

[plucky music playing]

So I just want to know kind of

what you're thinking

and how you feel and everything.

Oh, you jumped straight into it.

No, I am, yeah, 'cause

-[Andre chuckles]

-it's serious to me.

I feel like I'm ready to

kind of explore things

a little bit more seriously.

♪♪

[exhales sharply]

[whistles]

Uh honestly

you are a great human being.

And you also

you get on my

nerves sometimes.

[Gabriella laughs]

Yeah, but you love it.

[Andre chuckles]

[both laugh]

Nah, but seriously, um

Nah, I'm definitely

open to, you know,

seeing where this goes.

You know, I wanna be

able to see, you know,

if we can balance each other.

So, I'll come to Dallas.

Y-You ain't got no choice.

[both laugh]

Me and Andre have had a

really, really good time.

He was honestly the closest

person to me in the Chateau.

So, I'm definitely

excited to leave

and just see how it works.

It's gonna be good.

Mwah!

You kiss with your eyes

open or closed?

Both. Sometimes I like to see.

Whoa now.

Slow your roll, Grasshopper.

[Gabriella] Come on,

let's go inside.

You always gotta do

somethin' sexual.

-Jeez!

-[Gabriella] Shut up, Dre. [laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

[Eric] Oh, my God,

this place is like a tornado.

-[Marciano] Hannah.

-[Hannah] What?

[Marciano] Hey, come here.

-Come here.

-[Hannah] What?

[Marciano]

I do wanna be with Hannah,

but we need to have a

conversation about it.

A real, legitimate

conversation.

If she says no, it's gonna hurt.

But I'm hoping she feels

the same way.

I wanna be with you.

[tense music playing]

Marciano and I have

had conversations

on maybe

getting back together,

but we're isolated

in the Chateau.

Like, we're in a different

environment right now,

so it scares me.

We're leaving,

we're going back home.

Do you feel like you can make

a commitment to be loyal?

♪♪

If you want a relationship,

if you want to be with me,

you need to make a commitment

to be loyal.

I can yeah.

-[upbeat violin music playing]

-[Marciano chuckles]

I-I wanna make you

feel that way.

Secure, loyal, everything.

[Hannah]

Mm-hmm.

[Marciano]

So?

Yes, I do wanna give

you another chance.

♪♪

Wow, was not expecting

that whatsoever!

I feel like

a weight has been lifted

off my shoulders right now.

I am like, "Oh my gosh!

[bleep] yeah!"

Yeah.

I've always wanted

to be with you

because I've always had

feelings for you,

but one [bleep] up, like, then

I just think we should call it.

Uh, I'm with you. And I don't

But yes, I'm very proud of you

and, um,

[voice breaking]

I am grateful for you

that I got to do this with you.

-[solemn violin music playing]

-[chuckles]

Me too.

I'm definitely worried

about going back to Vegas

and putting our

relationship to the test,

but I think he's the one that's grown the

most out here at the Chateau

and we came through this

whole experience strong,

and we can handle anything.

But, I mean,

if it falls to sh*t,

I've grown from this

experience,

and I feel like I am

strong enough to get out

and not go back to our old ways.

-[plucky music playing]

-[Marciano] I love you.

I could throw up right now.

-I'm so hungover.

-[laughs]

-I'm so hungover.

-Me too.

[Lisa] Having a

really romantic chateau,

it's been my dream

for so many years

and I want to reward my staff

because the dream

has come true.

And honestly, I couldn't

have done it without them.

Even though I'm not sure

if everyone is the best fit

for the future of the villa,

they are truly appreciated.

Look at us on the other side!

[Marciano]

The Chateau Rosabelle, woo!

I have something special

for each of my staff members.

[group] Cheers!

I don't think they

quite understand

what we've got planned for them.

[thrilling music playing]

Welcome to dinner

under the Rosabelle tree.

[staff exclaiming]

[Caroline]

Oh, my God, Lisa!

[Lisa]

You all look magnificent.

[Gabriella]

Lisa is just a perfectionist

and anything she does is gold.

The personal touches she

put on everything

is what really got me.

I hope that we can

collaborate soon

and do some more

boss b*tch sh*t. [laughs]

I hope you had a really

beautiful day.

I wanted you all

to experience the other side

of Chateau Rosabelle.

[gentle, elegant

music playing]

Just to show a token

of my appreciation,

I want you to lift your cloches.

♪♪

[staff members gasp]

[Eric]

Oh, my God.

-No way!

-[Marciano] No. What?!

[group crying and exclaiming]

♪♪

[Emily]

I truly don't have words

for what is in front

of me right now.

$8,000, like, it's life

changing for me.

[sobbing]

Don't cry.

We're all gonna cry, okay?

[Grace]

I don't have any savings.

I don't have any,

any safety net.

So, I'm feeling grateful,

'cause I know that this

will definitely

change things in my life.

Life's about fulfilling

your dreams

and it was my dream to host

a playful, decadent chateau

where we could host guests

that could fulfill their dreams.

And you did exactly that.

You have created very, very

special memories for me

and I will never forget them.

So, I propose a toast,

and as we say in France,

Salut!

-[thrilling music playing]

-[staff] Salut!

[Caroline] Thank you, Lisa.

We love you!

[Hannah] The whole journey

has been amazing.

It's coming to the end

and it's just hitting me.

Bonne nuit.

Follow your dreams.

[Hannah] I don't know why

I'm crying right now

because I hated all these people

at one point in time.

I'm just wondering

why the [bleep]

everyone's shutting their doors

like p*ssy-a*s b*tches.

She's batshit crazy.

She's crying?

Who the [bleep] cries

on their first day?

But I've made a lot of

good relationships

through this journey.

-[Telly slurping]

-[Hannah laughs]

And they'll always have a

special place in my heart.

So, I'm very grateful

for this experience.

So, I wanna make a

toast for Nikki.

[dramatic music playing]

I want to apologize to you,

and I know I wasn't kind to you

and we might not be best friend,

but I appreciate you regardless,

you know?

It means a lot. I hope that

you consider me a friend

'cause I consider you a friend.

I really do.

[Caroline]

I think it's important for her

to move forward and

be feeling relieved.

We work together,

we live together.

No matter what, if you need

anything, I'll-I'll support you.

I really needed that

more than you know.

The fact that Caroline

apologized,

I almost wanted to pinch myself.

I couldn't even believe it.

I feel really proud of myself

regardless of having

a couple nights

of being teary and whatnot.

Okay, I'm sorry if I'm a little bit more

emotional than you guys

'cause I'm just,

like, literally jet lagged.

[crying]

I don't think that any of

these other staff members

could have come in

halfway through

and eventually ended

in a successful position

like I did.

[group cheering]

I'm hoping that I impressed

Lisa so much

that she wants me back.

You know, I know

I did great, so

[Emily]

This is so wild.

I'm just feeling so

grateful, honestly.

So grateful.

Nikki and Caroline,

that kind of shifted the vibe

and made me look at

a lot of things differently.

Telly and I, we've had

our differences,

but regardless of anything

that's happened in the past,

I do care about her

and I just hope we can rebuild

our relationship one day.

[Andre]

Hey, cheers to Lisa.

-The baddest in the game!

-[excited chatter]

-[Andre] Lets go, Hannah! Let's go!

-[Marciano] Pop that sh*t!

[group cheering]

[bottle crashes]

[laughter]

♪♪

[Telly] This experience

for me has been

a roller coaster

[group cheering]

but it's a ride that

I needed to take.

♪♪

Coming into this,

I was a bit apprehensive.

Now, I feel completely

accomplished

and hungry for more.

-[Andre] Go back, go back! [laughs]

-[Caroline screams]

♪♪

To come in the way I did,

with the ego I have

You don't know sh*t.

You're [bleep] 23 years old.

You're a little spoiled brat!

[Lisa] Be very careful.

The way you speak to women

is not acceptable.

I'm extremely embarrassed

and humiliated

from my actions,

and I'm sorry.

I learned from Lisa be humble

and I've learned how

to [sighs]

wash the dishes.

-[thrilling music continues]

-[group cheering]

[laughter]

[Emily]

I made it. [laughs]

It's been rocky. [sighs]

Sometimes, I didn't think

I was gonna get this far.

I definitely have not learned

everything that I need to learn,

but it's a great starting point

into getting super

comfortable with myself.

-Emily, come here.

-[Grace] Lets go, woo!

Yeah, I don't know.

I still don't know. [laughs]

-[plucky music playing]

-[group cheering]

I still don't know.

Eh, confusing.

-[bleep] burn it down!

-[laughter, whooping]

I came into this place,

I knew it was gonna be hard.

You changed my plan.

[guest] [gasps] Yeah!

Oh Eric, you're my hero.

Eric, I cannot afford

to have that happen again.

I'm leaving this place

learning a lot of lessons.

I'm definitely a better person

because of it.

Mission complete, guys.

[group cheering, whooping]

♪♪

I built some amazing bonds here

that I never thought I would do

outside of my experience

in the military.

We came together and

we built a family,

and I don't think any of us

expected that to happen.

We're a thousand miles

from comfort ♪

We have traveled

land and sea ♪

[Lisa] This was an experience

of a lifetime,

filled with wonderful memories.

-[cheering]

-Even the naughty ones.

-Whoa! Whoa!

-Shut the [bleep] up!

-[belt whips]

-No place I'd rather be ♪

[Lisa] I've seen laughter,

I've seen tears.

[crying] I disappointed you.

You have not disappointed

me at all.

But I've also seen progress

and that is the most

important thing.

-[donkey brays]

-[laughter, cheering]

[Lisa] But, I do have

a lot to think about

before we do this again.

Do you want to manage

this chateau?

Would you be running

up the driveway

on a broomstick?

I don't think so.

No place I'd rather be ♪

["Rather Be" by Clean Bandit

ft. Jess Glynne playing]

No place I'd rather be ♪

When I am with you ♪

There's no place

I'd rather be ♪

[intriguing theme

music playing]

[music fades out]