01x09 - Reunited and It Feels So Good

[bunniefuu]

[Emily]

What the [bleep]?

-[grunts]

-[sheep bleating]

[Lisa Vanderpump] Previously,

on Vanderpump Villa

[Hannah]

Cheers to Michelle!

Putting away her [bleep] 20s.

[people cheering]

Holy ba*ls, don't drop this,

Marciano.

We are going to welcome

a new staff member.

This is Nikki.

Nikki, she's gonna be a

lot of trouble in the house.

What the [bleep] is going on?

Do you think she's pretty

or something?

Nope.

-[punches door]

-[sighs] [bleeps]

[Nikki crying]

She's batshit crazy,

she's crying?

Hannah needs to get

her sh*t together.

There is a trigger for you.

I've just been hurt by

Marciano so many times.

I don't want to be around

him anymore.

[Emily giggles]

I want to trust Eric so bad,

but he's playing all of us.

[Nikki/Eric laughing]

Nikki, she's a very

pretty woman.

Will you be my queen?

-[group] [chant] Kiss him! Kiss him!

-[group screaming]

Chef Caroline, her eyes cut

through me every single time.

I think that Emily is

any guy's dream.

Eric is a [bleep] hot mess.

[Eric] Here, let me take a

sip of your champagne.

[guest]

[moans] Oh, my God!

[Lisa] Eric, you're not

gonna be interacting

with any of the guests.

Stephen, that's gonna be you.

It's a very weird feeling

to have somebody replace you.

[Stephen] I think that

I would be a fabulous

chateau manager.

But it doesn't feel like

-I've been working with a team lately.

-Just chill. You

[Stephen] It's hard

to chill when everybody's

coming to me for things.

I'm not gonna smile

and fake it either.

[Nikki] Being the new girl,

I'm seeing that

it's a dysfunctional

family in the Chateau.

[group yelling and cheering]

[Caroline]

I personally don't think

it's professional

to kiss a guest.

You coming from fine dining

and you kiss a guest

taking a shot?

Caroline, is definitely

jealous of Nikki.

We the ones that volunteered

her to take the shot.

-Then, I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

-No.

I feel like everyone's upset.

We come from a different

perspective

and a different world.

It's gonna blow up even more.

[Nikki] Literally,

get the [bleep] over yourself.

It's just, like holy sh*t.

[intriguing theme

music playing]

♪♪

[tense music playing]

[Caroline]

Take the shot, is one thing.

Is anybody said,

"Nikki go kiss the guest"?

-Is anybody say that?

-Okay.

[Caroline] This is not

how it was in my world.

[Telly] Caroline is

clearly being ridiculous.

It's getting ridiculous.

-I'm making sh*t up now?

-[Telly/Hannah] No!

Anyone can see right through

the comments you're making.

This has nothing to

do with the guest.

It has nothing to do

with me kissing a guest.

It's just plain old

jealousy and bitchiness.

Caroline, Caroline,

we're going in circles.

Let me just say it point blank,

that's not the [bleep] problem.

It has nothing to do with the guest

and her kissing a guy.

I think Caroline has

an issue with Nikki

because, she's flirting

with Eric.

-[Nikki/Eric laugh]

-[Hannah] She's all over him.

And then, you know, the kiss

that Caroline and Eric had

-[group] [chanting] Kiss! Kiss!

-[screaming]

So, we got Emily over here,

then we have Caroline,

then we have the

new girl, Nikki.

Who's he gonna choose?

-[Hannah] None of them. [chuckles]

-[plucky music playing]

I'm being honest.

We're done. We're

done with that.

We're going in circles,

it's over.

I just wanna say

goodnight everybody, okay?

[speaking French] No?

-Goodnight.

-[Andre laughs]

then the guests are

probably hearing it too.

And if it gets back to Lisa,

ha, we're in trouble.

[Anthony]

Shut up, everybody.

[laughter]

[upbeat music playing]

[Stephen] At this point,

I'm no longer surprised

by the level of drama

amongst the staff.

The guests are still here,

so I'm hoping that

they couldn't hear any arguments

'cause I got to be in charge of

the guests for the first time.

I'm really, really working hard

to get on this comment card.

It's important to show Lisa

that I am deserving

of the position she's

bestowed upon me.

Especially after my

little freak out.

[Telly] Stop putting everyone's else's

burdens on your shoulders.

[Stephen]

That's not my mindset.

[Telly] Okay, I'm not gonna do

a back and forth with you.

-I'm, like, shaking. Can

-Here, just sit.

-I'm just physically sick right now.

-[Lisa] What's going on?

[Stephen] It's really scary

because I need Lisa

to trust me.

I need to prove that the

manager title is something

that I can handle and

something that I can execute.

Michelle, and the group,

of course.

We do have a comment card

-for you guys to fill out.

-[Michelle] Ooh, okay. Thank you.

-[mischievous music playing]

-"Service staff:

"Did we serve up smiles or

did you leave with a frown?

One to five.

Five being the best."

[Hannah] After what happened

with Nikki and I,

I need to get on this

comment card

because I need to prove

to Lisa why she hired me.

Honestly, I don't ask for much.

It's all about Lisa.

[Michelle]

It's done.

-Thank you.

-Thank you, guys.

[guest]

Oh my goodness!

[guests exclaiming gleefully]

[Lisa]

How was everything?

[guests] Amazing!

Do we have a nice

big fat hangover?

[guests cheering, shouting]

-[guest 1] Maybe.

-[guest 2] A little bit.

[laughter]

Well, I heard you had fun.

We really like or told

Eric would serenade us,

and that just never happened.

-He would serenade you?

-[guest] It hasn't happened yet.

[Lisa] I've seen Eric do

a lot of surprising things.

-But, um

-[laughter]

But singing, I didn't

know was his forte.

[playful music playing]

-Eric?

-Yes?

[Lisa] Apparently, they said,

that you were gonna

sing to them.

I have a great voice.

Does it go like this?

[mimics goat bleating]

It goes

[mimics sheep bleating]

[group laughs]

-[gentle, upbeat music playing]

-[Michelle] We love you guys.

[Michelle]

Leaving the Chateau and

saying goodbye to my

twenties is sad,

but I feel like I

got to celebrate

ushering in my thirties

in the best possible way.

[overlapping goodbyes]

[Lisa]

Safe travels.

Like, honestly, the

best trip ever.

All I'm gonna say is,

the next group has

big shoes to fill.

Well, good job.

Not a problem. We made it.

[staff cheering]

[Lisa] The summer season

at Chateau Rosabelle

is coming to a close.

Now, I have to start thinking

about what our plans are

moving forward on this chateau.

[Telly]

They were so much fun.

We are almost to the

end of this journey.

This is a defining moment

for the staff.

Should I choose to make

this chateau permanent?

And if they want to be

a part of that future,

they've got to go

above and beyond

to bring this puppy home.

So, I want to talk to Stephen

about what happened.

-[knocking on door]

-[Lisa] Come in.

-[tense violin music playing]

-Good morning.

-[Lisa] How you feeling?

-[Stephen] Refreshed.

-Are you?

-Yes.

I'm a little nervous actually,

going into this meeting

with Lisa today.

Is this gonna be good or bad?

So, do you feel any better

after our talk?

I really do feel a thousand

times better.

-I do.

-Good. One of the problems you're having

is doubting yourself

and questioning.

And you've gotta stop that.

Stephen seemed to be

overwhelmed

with his ability to

handle an event.

I want him to understand that,

get out of your head.

You have got this.

You can do this.

You put in a lot of

work yesterday.

You were there for

breakfast, lunch.

Everybody did a really good job.

But actually you,

they called out as being

one of their favorites.

-Really?

-They said you did such a good job.

You made them feel so welcome.

You wouldn't be here

if you weren't really good.

I understand.

For me, when my name is

put on this comment card,

it represents that

it's not always about

-having the hottest bod

-[Gabriella] Damn!

-[Stephen] and getting wasted.

-[Marciano] Dude!

[Stephen] It's about going the extra mile

to know someone personally

and make them feel

like they belong.

It's something that

I just take such joy in,

as knowing that I brought

a smile to someone's face

without being the cliché

of a party boy.

-Thank you.

-[Lisa] Okay. Alright.

Donut, you were the favorite.

Let's go.

[snarky music playing]

[Caroline] I feel like

he's just being weird.

♪♪

♪♪

I can't really figure Eric.

You don't know if

he's a player,

if there's a real attraction.

'Cause he has a tendency

to wanna make

every woman feel good.

If you're not special

out of the bunch then,

then what's the point?

No. Have no clue who

that person is.

[Caroline]

'Cause it's-it's pretty close

for two days of

knowing each other.

She literally was, like,

so stressed out.

[Caroline] He's so sweet.

He give advice

and he cuddle with the girl.

-That's amazing.

-[Eric] In a friendly way.

[Caroline] I feel a bit

disappointed by Eric

to just go along

entertaining Nikki.

He need to be more considerate

of others' feelings.

It's very frustrating.

You dumb.

I know. Stupid.

I'm not sure what to

do with Caroline.

I love intimacy.

And if this was

a few years ago,

I might start a firestorm

between everybody till

the very end.

But, I can admit my faults

and I can admit my mistakes

and that's what I learned

from my divorce, is step back.

You know, a lot of people

make assumptions,

they can do all they want.

[Anthony] There's

something, like,

between Eric, Caroline.

But, uh, to be honest,

that's none of my business.

So, they do whatever they want.

As long as I can sleep at

night, it's okay, you know?

-[vibrant music playing]

-[Gabriella] Where are you going?

[Andre] Wanna look

at the sunset today.

[Gabriella] You're so far from me.

Can you come closer?

[sighs]

Yeah. Anything for you,

Gabriella.

[chill music playing]

[Gabriella] Andre and I

have definitely been,

like, getting closer

as time goes on.

When we leave here,

I'm super open to love

and having something

more serious

and I think that we're gonna

continue seeing each other

and seeing where it goes.

[tranquil silence]

[Andre grunting, sighs]

[energetic music playing]

-You are [bleep] around.

-[Andre] I'm not.

Gabriella and I are

spending some time together,

but we're in France here.

Reality is, we're leaving

here soon.

I live in Texas and

Gabriella lives in Florida.

This chateau, it is not

real life, okay?

-[Gabriella] Lower.

-[Andre chuckles, clears throat]

You want me to do that?

-[Gabriella] Let the head hang. [laughs]

-[Andre] Woo!

[bright, lively music playing]

[softly] Perfect.

[Marciano]

This experience is ending soon,

and I don't really know

where I stand with Hannah.

All I know is that

I need to find out.

I need to have a serious

conversation with Hannah.

Yes.

That being said,

I think I gotta pull out

the dinner idea.

I knew if I was gonna

talk with Hannah,

I needed to make it special.

I'm gonna set up a

dinner for her,

but that is gonna include me

asking for help from everyone

without letting Hannah

find out.

Let's figure out where

you want to do that,

and I'll set up a

table while

the dinner service

is going on.

I think if I do it that way

and, like, show her

-Right.

-that she'll be receptive to it

and we can kinda see where

it's gonna go from there.

-Any woman would love that.

-[Marciano] Yeah.

Hannah and I have had a lot

of things that have happened.

I don't know if I can fix it.

All I know is, I don't wanna

leave the Chateau in limbo.

I've been through this

with Hannah before

and that is not a way it works.

I want the label or not at all.

And I'm not leaving until

it's one or the other.

[dramatic sting]

-[upbeat music playing]

-[Andre] Follow me.

-[Caroline] Follow you?

-[Hannah] Alright.

[Caroline] Make sure

your brakes work.

[Andre] Oh gosh.

They're not working.

[Lisa] We have a new group

of guests coming in tomorrow.

However, there's one

order of business

that I need to address first.

Who will be my chateau manager?

Eric or Stephen?

[plucky music playing]

I know Eric wants the best

for the Chateau and for me,

but he does have very

unusual ideas.

[Hannah laughing]

[guest]

[moans] Oh, my God.

[guests whooping]

[Eric]

Call me Magic Mike.

[guests screaming]

[guests cheering]

[Lisa]

But, the guests love him,

and I don't want this chateau

to be an old stuffy experience.

Let's do it.

[Lisa]

Stephen did a great job,

but Eric has a different

demeanor to Stephen.

-[water splashing]

-[timid music playing]

Marciano.

All of you are soaked

and lunch hasn't

even been served yet.

-No, I know.

-[Stephen] I've been serving and

running around back and forth.

-[Telly] Just chill. You

-[Stephen] It's hard to chill

when everybody's coming to me for things.

I'm not gonna smile

and fake it either.

[Lisa]

I knew it would be tough,

but this trial run

at Chateau Rosabelle

is almost over.

We're almost crossing

the finish line

and I still need to decide

who suits me better

for this project.

How are you?

-[plucky music playing]

-Um, I'm okay.

I'm gonna be very

interested to see

exactly whose name is

on the comment card.

-[Eric] Okay.

-I don't think you'll be there.

But, with the new guests,

I'm gonna let you

go back to being at

the front of house.

Now, that I'm getting

to come back

as a manager of the chateau,

I've learned some lessons.

Criticize me all day,

'cause it's only gonna make me

a better manager

and a better person.

And, I leave the past

in yesterday

and look forward

to the future, so

Okay, but remember, [whispers] you're not

managing the staff.

[curious music playing]

Can you repeat after me?

[Eirc] I am not managing

the staff.

I am managing the Chateau.

[whispers] And I'm not

shagging the sheep.

And I am not shagging

the sheep. [laughs]

[Lisa] I just hope that

I'm making the right decision.

I guess we're gonna find out.

I hope it's okay,

from my mouth to God's ears.

[laughs]

[bright, lively music playing]

[Hannah]

Hi, Grace.

-[sarcastic laugh]

-[Hannah/Gabriella chuckle]

[Grace] Normally,

I don't get along with people

who portray themselves

the way that Hannah does,

but I think she's really funny.

[Hannah] [sing-songy]

We all love each other ♪

[sing-songy]

No I do-ont! ♪

[Eric laughs]

I think that she's

stuck in a bad relationship

with a guy

who doesn't deserve her.

[tense music playing]

But, you know, everything

that happened previously

with Pri leaving.

Everyone's gone through

sh*t in their life.

Be strong and tough

through that sh*t.

You look like an idiot.

I look like an idiot?

But you're the one screaming

[Hannah]

You're the one that curated

all of this drama!

I'm trying my best to kind of

let that roll off my shoulders

because we do have such a

short amount of time here.

[Hannah] Well, maybe that's why

I have a worm up my a*s.

[energetic music playing]

Good morning, everybody.

[staff]

Good morning, Lisa.

-Who's gonna hold my little beignet?

-[Stephen] Dibs.

-[Lisa] You want?

-I do. I do want.

[Lisa] Well, since the last guests,

I have to say,

Stephen slayed, Nikki slayed.

-You all did very well.

-[staff clapping]

[Nikki] The staff here

is a very unique situation,

and I'm coming in late,

which just makes it

more difficult to get

on the comment card

because we don't have a lot of

time left here at the Chateau.

Our next group of guests,

hail from a

professional football team

-[thrilling music playing]

-[staff cheering]

-[Telly] I don't believe you.

-[Nikki] Oh, my God!

[excited chatter]

-of cheerleaders.

-[music stops]

-[Eric] Oh!

-[Marciano laughs]

[Telly]

Bring it on!

-[upbeat music playing]

-[Eric] That's right, baby!

I was a cheerleader

in high school.

And I'm very excited because

they just give off good energy.

Something that we need

in this chateau of toxic.

[Lisa] The New Jersey

General's cheerleaders

were the absolute

crème de la crème of the 1980s.

-[upbeat music distorts, stops]

-[laughter]

-[Eric] Sign me up! Sign me up, baby!

-[Marciano laughs]

Hey! Easy now.

Sorry Eric, you're not

getting any this time.

Actually, I'm not sorry.

[Lisa]

And that's what I call

vintage glamour.

Okay?

So, let's meet our next

guest of honor, Robin!

-Robin was the cheerleading captain.

-[Eric whistles]

-She's a very attractive woman.

-Gorgeous.

Now remember, this is very

exciting for all these ladies

because this is a reunion.

They were known as

the Brigadiers.

[Eric] [chuckles] You know what we call

these ladies

-Easy, tiger.

-[Eric] You know what we call these

-Easy, tiger.

-I don't want to offend anybody.

-It's called a MILF.

-Well, have you heard of a GILF?

Because that's what I am.

-Amen to that.

-[staff laughing]

[Lisa] When you get to

this stage in life,

you have a little bit

more experience

than some of you little

green bunnies over there.

Anyway, just because

they're not 25,

I still want them to have

the time of their life.

Got it?

[Hannah] I used to be

a competitive cheerleader,

so this is right up my alley.

I am so excited to spend the

weekend with these ladies.

Do you want to greet the people?

Come on, then. Stretch.

-Stretch.

-[Donut whining]

Come on, Donut.

Are we all lined up?

[classical music playing]

I'm very excited for

this group of ladies

and I am going to be their

greatest cheerleader.

[overlapping greetings]

Welcome to Chateau Rosabelle.

How was your trip?

We're just all so excited

to be here.

-[Eric] Right this way, ladies.

-Thank you.

[Robin] And just try to see

if we can reconnect

and have some good times

that we had back in the '80s,

which was a really big

party time in New York.

And this is a once in

a lifetime situation.

-I don't feel good.

-Oh, okay.

-I'm gonna go lay down for a sec.

-Yeah, go take a sec.

[Telly]

Dre's gonna get the bar.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, this one's definitely

over 50 pounds.

Yeah, put that one

on the cart first.

-[Lisa] Emily?

-[Emily] Yeah?

[Lisa]

Telly's not feeling that well,

so if you can just go step in

-behind the bar, okay?

-[Emily] Yeah.

Running the Chateau has

to be a team effort.

If one goes down,

then one has to step in.

And that's exactly what

Emily's going to do.

After, like, everything that

has happened here with Eric,

I'm gonna block him

out of my mind.

And I'm happy that it

gives me the opportunity

to be able to show

Lisa my skills.

Hopefully this leads to

me being in a more

forward-facing position

in the future,

'cause I've been working towards this

while I've been here

and I'm ready.

[Lisa] Andre, would you like to

make them the Rosabelle?

-Perfect welcome drink.

-[overlapping excited chatter]

[Andre]

Telly: not here.

I'm-I'm a little thrown off.

She's a great mixologist

and she's able to make

these exotic drinks.

[guest] You need eight, though, Andre,

there's only five.

[Andre]

Was it eight?

[Andre] That Rosabelle is

a very long drink to make.

Oh boy.

They're little edible toppers

and they're really, really cute.

I've never seen that before.

I feel so great.

I like bartending.

I'm not happy that

Telly's sick,

but I'm happy that it

gives me the opportunity

to actually get behind the bar.

[Andre] Hey. I've come to

check up on ya.

You went to sleep

full makeup on?

[curious music playing]

Telly's like a little sister

and it's not looking good.

Like [groans]

[groans] My [bleep] body.

So, I'm good.

-[dramatic music playing]

-[Telly] I know Emily.

She doesn't wanna

be a housekeeper

and I feel like

she wants my job.

[Andre]

Get up and do what?

-Work!

-[Andre] Oh no.

[Telly] But, I'm gonna

stand up for myself

and lay the hammer down.

[Andre] Feel better, Tell.

You ain't gotta come to work.

[dramatic crescendo]

[bright, lively music playing]

[Eric] Alright, ladies,

I'm gonna take

everyone up to their room.

Oh my gosh.

[guests exclaiming]

[Emily] Where are the paper for these?

I'm gonna cut more.

-Right over here.

-Got you.

[Andre] The guests are here.

You can feel the energy.

I am feeling great right now.

Me having Emily behind

the bar is huge.

She's already k*lling it.

She is that girl.

Everyone gon' be like,

"Bro, you always sweatin'."

-[chuckles]

-Like, "Yo, it's not my call."

[laughs]

You are funny.

We'll see.

You never know.

[Emily]

It's all good.

As long as they're happy,

no reason to sweat it.

You get my drift?

[upbeat music playing]

Back in Giants Stadium, the New York Jets

did not have cheerleaders.

And the Giants did not

have cheerleaders.

So, we were the only

professional cheerleaders

-in the New York area.

-Wow.

So, this is gonna be a very

special moment for the ladies.

-Oh, my God!

-Oh, my God, with the boots!

-[guests squealing]

-[excited chatter]

[Lisa] We organized a

Brigadier photo sh**t

to reimagine the iconic poses

from the cheerleaders'

legendary calendar.

-[guests] Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

[Eric] Here we go, girls!

Here we go!

-Woo! Woo!

-[group cheering]

[Gabriella] Robin, can I see

both of yours drop?

♪♪

I like that. Yes!

The event is going great,

and I cannot wait

to surprise them

with my three shirtless boys.

[panting, laughing]

This is gonna be great.

-[group] Oh, my God!

-[laughter]

You know what it is time.

It's game time, baby.

Oh, my God.

I get it. I'm supposed to

be professional

but have some [bleep] fun

at the same time.

[Robin]

Oh my God.

I'm gonna set this sh*t on fire

like a [bleep] Christmas tree.

[laughs]

[excited chatter]

[guests whooping, laughing]

You know,

whenever Eric's excited,

I'm always fearful.

[laughs] Like, something bad

is going to happen.

-That's for real?

-My God.

-[Marciano] Yeah.

-Wow. Oh. Oh.

[laughter]

[guest] Yay!

-What?

-[laughter]

[laughs]

Ah, at least they're happy.

I'm giving them the

experience that they're

never going to forget.

I will break the rules,

but with good intentions.

[Gabriella]

Let's go, boys.

[thrilling music playing]

[Robin]

Oh, my God, that was Yay! Woo!

[guests cheering]

[laughter]

[Gabriella] That's amazing.

That's amazing!

-[Eric] Ah! Ah!

-[guests screaming, laughing]

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[guest 1]

Oh, what a presentation.

-[guest 2] This is so pretty.

-[guest 3] Oh, look at this. So pretty.

[guest 4]

[gasps] Wow.

-[Robin] Oh wow.

-[guest] Sit next to Robin.

[Anthony]

Welcome, everybody.

In front of you, we have

an amuse-bouche,

beets with a shrimp.

After that, we'll

have onion soup,

my grandma recipe.

Sea bass and lobster,

but my way.

And we finish with a

lemon tart tonight.

-Oh!

-Yum!

Going into dinner, I got a lot of things

on my mind.

First off, we have to

make sure we're set up

and dialed in for the guests.

[overlapping cheers]

[Robin]

Love you guys.

[Marciano] But at the same time,

with some help,

I'm working on a

very nice dinner

with just Hannah and I.

It's gonna be a surprise.

So, I am so nervous.

Okay. Keep it a surprise.

-[Eric] I'll roll out the grape.

-Yeah, whatever.

-Do you want me to?

-It's up to you. No.

Feel like I have

everyone on my side

in the house right now.

[Hannah]

Where is Marciano?

[Stephen] Um, I haven't the

slightest idea, actually.

This looks good, right?

[whispers] Yeah, man.

Just beautiful. Perfect.

[Marciano] Stephen got me a tablecloth.

Champagne from Eric.

I couldn't be more ecstatic

that people want to help me

make this happen.

I'm gonna take this off

and go out there right now.

Well, go!

I'm sweating. [sniffs]

I can feel it. I'm dripping.

I'm leaking right now.

[indistinct chatter]

Get some fresh air and talk?

[intriguing music playing]

What is that?

Come on.

Okay. Get it together, Marciano.

[deep breath] Okay.

This is really pretty.

I can't believe you did this.

-[thoughtful music playing]

-I thought it was something that

I could show you

that I'm trying.

Hannah knows I still love her.

I just don't think I tell

it to her enough

or I don't think I-I do

a good enough job,

like, really letting her know.

'Cause she probably doesn't

think it all the time,

to be honest.

Where I'm at is I really don't

wanna leave France

without having an answer of whether

we're gonna go back to Vegas

-being together or not.

-Okay.

-[solemn music playing]

-I'm scared.

I don't wanna let you down.

I love you. I want to

prove it to you.

Like, I mean, actions speak

louder than words for me.

Like, there's a disconnect

in the relationship,

and that's like something

we both need to figure out.

Like, I don't want to

be insecure about

-Yeah.

-Like, if you wanted to go out one night,

like, I don't need to

think in my head,

like, "Is he gonna do something,

or, like, cheat on me?"

-Yeah.

-And I don't want to feel that way.

I don't want you to

feel that way.

Because I'm not gonna

sit here at 28 years old,

and waste my time.

I feel like you try and

make me a better person,

and I think that that's

huge for me.

Well, I feel like the same.

-Like, you do

-Yeah.

-when you're not

-When I'm not.

-acting like a fool.

-Yeah.

-But

-Yeah.

[Hannah] I really appreciate

where Marciano's coming from.

But, at the same time,

I don't really know if this is

actually a new Marciano,

so it scares me. It does.

I love him and I will always

have feelings for him,

but right now I just

really have to protect my heart

and my feelings

and just make sure it's genuine.

Yeah, I mean, I'm open to it.

But, I just need change,

like, actions.

[bright, cheerful

music playing]

[Jonnalyn]

These breads, oh my gosh.

[Hannah/Emily]

Take whatever you want.

-I don't

-You're in France. Take a baguette.

-[Jonnalyn/Emily laugh]

-[Hannah] Why not?

[Jonnalyn]

I anoint you with love.

-[Hannah/Emily] Aw.

-When in doubt, love and love.

-[Emily] Yeah.

-[Nikki] Mm-hmm.

[Jonnalyn]

Keep loving.

If you're upset with someone,

disappointed,

love them.

The ones who make you upset

are your teachers.

Everyone that pushes

your buttons,

they're your best friends.

Love them.

[inspiring music playing]

Jonnalyn is just a

ball of wisdom,

and it's raining so true

in this situation

I'm currently in with Caroline,

and I'm hoping we can figure out

how to move on from it.

So, we'll see what happens.

As much as I thought that I

I've learned

when I'm in a situation,

sometimes you have

to go like this.

Sometimes you have

to run through it.

Sometimes you have to

hop over things.

Life is not like this.

-[Hannah] High five to you.

-No, no, no.

-[Hannah] That was amazing.

-[Emily] No, for real.

That's because I'm

still learning. [laughs]

-That was amazing words of wisdom.

-We needed that.

-We needed that so bad.

-We needed that.

Wha I needed that so bad!

Thank you!

[lively, upbeat music playing]

[sneezing]

-[Andre] Bless you.

-[Telly] Thank you.

-[Emily] Good morning.

-[Telly] Oh, good morning.

It's a new day and

I woke up this morning

feeling so much better.

[Caroline]

How you feel, Telly?

[Telly]

Better. Thank you.

So, for tonight, we have an

exquisite dinner planned.

I'm excited to get back to work

and finally start

interacting with the guests.

'Cause I could hear them

from my bedroom

and it made me

really sad to miss out.

-Good morning.

-[guest] I haven't met you yet.

-[Telly] No, I was out yesterday.

-[guest] Aw.

Everyone was coming upstairs telling me

how much fun you guys were.

Aw. Well, don't worry we're

gonna have more fun.

I know, the second day

is always the best day.

I'm like, I wonder when we're gonna

get to dance at one point.

-Oh, I was a cheerleader in high school.

-Oh, you were not!

-Yes. And I dance now.

-We should have you girls do it with us.

A hundred p I'm down.

-I'm gonna go tell them.

-Any excuse.

-Is this the coffee, right?

-Yes, this is coffee.

Oh my God, she is so cute!

One and two and three and four.

[both] And five and six

and seven and eight.

-Yeah!

-[both laugh]

[upbeat music playing]

[Gabriella] Ladies!

[Hannah] We're here to

do you guys' hair.

Turn this way. Perfect.

Tonight, we have a beautiful

dinner for the guests.

We all think they're so sweet.

They're so fun.

They remind me of, like,

The Golden Girls.

I've never had a kid but it

like, is it very painful?

-Like Yeah, it is?

-Oh, yeah, I'll tell you that.

-It is very painful.

-Okay, 'cause my mom told me

-it's like getting hit by a Mack truck.

-Oh, yes.

I've never been hit by a

Mack truck, but [chuckles]

Yeah, well, I-I'm sure

she hasn't either, your mom.

[Hannah] Yeah, no.

They're, like, just so nice.

So, we wanted to do

something special for them,

especially because

of last night.

[Grace] I tend to do

lighter stuff but,

uh, Lisa gave me some advice

and so now I've been

doing darker colors

-Oh.

-for my corners.

It's kind of hard for me to

do hair and makeup

'cause I don't really know

how to do it all properly.

[Caroline]

What's happening?

[Grace] Well, now I'm

gonna [bleep] it up.

Coming into the Chateau,

I wasn't as outgoing

as everybody else.

The other girls don't

really, uh,

fit the description

of my friends back home.

But I'm starting to

really like them.

Now, I'm definitely

more comfortable

and I'm just really enjoying it.

-Can I see? Oh pretty.

-[Grace giggles]

[Eric] This is these ladies' last night

here at Chateau Rosabelle.

I have zero problems and

I know that I can bring

the best of these ladies

and their youth back

and make them feel that spice

that they may have lost.

And who knows if they're gonna

go out on another Euro trip.

-Topless servers tonight.

-[Andre] Woo-hoo!

So, we're switching things up.

[Andre] Wait, so I can bartend

with my shirt off?

-[Eric] You can all day.

-[Hannah] You guys look like Chippendales.

-Magic Mike's. Magic Rosabelle.

-[Eric] Rosabelle, baby.

These are cheerleaders.

Come on.

I know it's inside of 'em.

All we gotta do is bring it out

with a little taste

and a cherry on top.

[whips belt]

[Andre] [laughs]

What's wrong with you?

[upbeat music playing]

[Eric/Marciano] Hello ladies.

-[Eric laughs]

-[guests cheering]

Hi.

[Eric] We thought we'd

spice your night up

with a little bit of life.

We are here to fulfill every

need for you tonight.

[Anthony] Tonight is a Jamon de Bayonne,

which is French prosciutto.

Main course, a version

of my paella.

And we end up with

adieu of chocolate mousse.

-I feel like I'm 25 years old again.

-[giggling]

[Eric] I am very grateful that

Lisa gave me a second chance.

But I don't think these ladies

have touched a rock solid,

chiseled Greek god body in

a long old time, alright?

[guests cheering]

[lively music playing]

[Eric] I don't know what excitement

or fire might be going on,

but we're gonna light

that furnace

because this whole body

is drippin' in oil

and it's all for you, ladies.

I feel like I am making

this huge comeback.

We also got some shots.

[Eric] Alright, we're

gonna start with you.

[group] [chanting]

Shot! Shot! Shot!

-And we're gonna finish with this.

-[Gabriella] Open up!

[people screaming]

[lively music playing]

[group cheering]

[people screaming, cheering]

[laughter]

[guest]

Oh, my God!

[guests laughing]

[Hannah] Hilarious!

[Marciano] Oh, that's

a really nice bottle.

[Eric] Exactly.

These ladies deserve it.

I want to give our guests a

beautiful bottle of champagne.

These ladies deserve it.

We're turning it up.

We're giving 'em what they want.

-I like that idea. I like that idea.

-Thank you.

Eric tends to make things

about himself.

This is not the time for that.

We want them to enjoy

their time together.

-They've been missing

-Let's pop the best

-No, hold on a second.

-They've been apart for 40 years.

Not now, dude.

Like read the room.

[Eric]

I know what I'm doing.

Oh, my God, I hate that

"I know what I'm doing" sh*t.

-[Marciano] Hey ladies.

-Robin,

we wanted to open up our best

bottle of champagne for you.

Yeah. Best bottle of champagne

we had for in-in the Chateau.

Oh my gosh.

So, we can just do tasters,

or we can do a full glass.

You don't have to drink it

if you don't want to,

we just

-Alright, understood. Cancel that.

-Yeah.

[Grace] I think they wanna

have a good time,

but don't spray 'em

with champagne.

-[Gabriella] It's too much.

-You have

60-something-year-old

women sitting here,

and you think their idea

of memorable is drinking?

[Grace] Dude, that was driving

me absolutely insane

because they actually had

some knowledgeable sh*t to say

and [bleep], I, like,

if I swear,

if he says a singular word to me

for the rest of the night

A singular word, that's

all it's gonna take.

-That's exactly what's going on.

-That's crazy.

-I need to find my lighter.

-That's crazy. [bleep]

Another 30-year-old man

that wants to be famous.

-That's embarrassing.

-[Grace] Thirty-six! Thirty-six!

It's like, act your age.

Thirty-six turning 37 very soon.

Act your age, like,

it's not cute.

Are you talking sh*t

about me, Grace?

-[Grace] Don't [bleep] talk to me.

-[Eric] I mean, that's okay.

-Be mean, Grace.

-Piece of sh*t.

-[dramatic music playing]

-You're not gonna talk sh*t about me.

You are not going to talk sh*t

about me for no reason.

[Telly]

No, they're [bleep].

Are you for real?

I'm sick and tired

of being a part of

the Eric show.

So, what is this? This is two guys

ganging up on a girl?

-Yep. That's exactly what's going on.

-No, we're not.

-I'm telling him to stop.

-Okay, this is two men

-ganging up on a girl?

-No.

Whoa. What are you talking about?

I'm telling him to stop.

She's the one who looks bad

because all she does is talk sh*t to us.

I can handle my own, but,

it doesn't feel good to

have two big, grown men

speaking to me in this way.

-Telly I'm gonna tell you

-[Telly] Don't talk to me.

-I can pop the best champagne

-Don't bother. Don't bother.

in the house

for these women.

Do whatever the

[bleep] you want, babe.

-Don't tell me I'm done.

-Go. Go.

-I'm just telling you right now.

-Do whatever you want. No one cares.

I'll be damned if I let

two grown-a*s men

stand over a 23-year-old

girl by herself.

I am just over all of it.

You're not allowed

to swear at me,

and I can open up whatever wine

I want for my client.

End of the story.

-[crosstalk]

-[Eric] Go home!

[echoing] Go home, losers!

-[tense music playing]

-If you wanna argue, I'm ready!

-[Telly laughs]

-[Eric] Go home, losers!

-I don't wanna talk to you.

-[Marciano] Don't even dare.

-Don't even dare.

-You Don't [bleep] push me.

Not letting you go near him.

Not-Not letting you go near him.

Yeah let him hide, like a child.

There have been plenty of times

where I've kept quiet

and-and let things slide,

but I've had enough

and I know that I'm not

the only one here,

that has had enough.

[Marciano] None of you have any

idea what you're talking about.

-[Telly] Don't even go back

-There's a reason Eric is hired

as the estate manager,

to make sure

they have the best

experience possible.

Not one of you could do it.

Not one of you.

-That's why Eric is in charge.

-Not one of us, but they did not want it!

-They didn't want it.

-[Marciano] Okay. Alright.

-[Telly] Stop. Stop.

-They didn't want it.

I bet you when that

comment card says,

"Eric" tomorrow and not you,

then okay.

-[Grace] They did not want it.

-Give them a moment. Come on.

[Gabriella]

I'm so proud of Grace.

She's speaking her mind

as she should.

She's done backing down.

Acting like this shows

exactly who you are.

-It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

-Wow! Okay.

Out of anybody here you

have zero room to talk.

-[Marciano] Okay, cool. You're right.

-Absolutely zero.

[tense, dramatic

music playing]

I mean, seeing how

this is a reunion,

40 years in the making,

it's almost embarrassing.

♪♪

[snickers]

[lively, upbeat music playing]

[birds chirping]

[Emily] Being towards the

end of this experience,

and finally getting

the opportunity

to actually bartend and serve,

it was great.

So, I hope that my name's

written on the comment card

for Lisa to see.

[Robin]

Oh my gosh, that's great!

-Oh wow.

-[guest] Oh my God, these came out

[Robin]

So nice. [gasps]

Alright ladies,

I'm gonna leave you with this.

So this is our comment card

for the Chateau Rosabelle.

If I can get my name

on the comment card

after coming back as a

manager of the Chateau,

it tells Lisa Vanderpump,

and proves to Lisa Vanderpump,

that I'm doing my job

as the chateau manager.

Because I'll tell you this,

without me here,

we would've not had this

experience that we had.

So, I want to come back for the

next season here at the Chateau

and to do the exact same thing

over and over again.

"Please rate your overall

experience."

-[Lisa] Morning, darlings.

-Oh!

How was everything?

-[guest 1] Divine.

-[guest 2] Great. Wonderful

It was spectacular.

So, the ladies are leaving us.

And the staff have come up

with something pretty unique also.

Five, six, seven, eight.

-[guests cheering]

-One and two, three and four,

five and six, seven, eight.

[guests exclaiming]

It's so important for us

to have a 40 year reunion.

To come here and have

every detail

beyond our expectations.

Everyone just kept saying

it was magical.

[group cheering]

The staff made this

the biggest dream,

the biggest gift

and so special.

-I can't believe I love you so much.

-[Gabriella] I know.

I feel like they're friends

and family now, at this point,

which is unbelievable to think

that could happen in three days.

-[joyful music playing]

-[overlapping goodbyes]

Au revoir!

[staff] Au revoir!

We'll kiss the donkeys for ya!

[Lisa laughs]

♪♪

What a unique experience

the summer season at

Chateau Rosabelle has been.

And it's one that I

would like to do again,

but I'm not sure who I believe

should be coming back.

Eric's a unique individual

and he will do whatever it takes

to bring the experience home.

Sometimes he gets it wrong.

Telly has been pretty

challenging for me here,

I have to admit.

But when she's happy,

she exudes this kind of bright light.

Emily could definitely be

potential management material.

Hannah's got this

beautiful spirit

that sometimes gets lost

in her jealousy of Marciano.

And Marciano started off

like this pain in my a*s.

But he's learned. I've seen a

lot of growth with Marciano.

So, they've got a good

few days ahead of them

for me to find out how

my staff are doing.

But, there's one person

who I really want to

talk to right now.

-Hi.

-[Grace] How are you?

I'm good.

Why do you think you're here?

Um, I don't know.

I'm definitely a

little nervous,

especially after the

comments I received

from Marciano and

Eric last night.

[Eric]

Go home, losers!

[Grace] Obviously, I don't love

conducting myself in that way.

Man, like, I am not

prepared for this at all.

[tense, dramatic

music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[Grace] I'm definitely

a little nervous,

with the short amount of time

that we have left here,

the comment card is a very,

very important part of this experience

and can leave a bad

impression on Lisa.

I mean, she's the one paying us.

She's the one who

gave us this opportunity,

so I don't wanna let her down.

"Housekeeping.

12 out of 10."

-[light, cheerful music playing]

-[Grace chuckles]

"Grace went above and beyond,

always willing to help.

Hair and makeup."

I don't know what you did,

but you, like, did the job of,

like, half a dozen people.

It's reassuring when the guests

put your name on that card

that the work you're

doing is being seen.

It's definitely satisfying.

I mean, out of all the

groups we've had,

to have my name on

the comment card,

this would be the one that

I would want. Feels really good.

Has anybody ever praised

you like that before?

Um, not in a setting

like this, no.

I'm very proud of how

you've grown up here.

'Cause that's what

I wanted for you.

[chuckles]

That makes me really happy.

Grace has told me that she had felt,

prior to coming here,

underappreciated.

She'd had people patronize her

for being a housekeeper.

I am not doing this as a boss.

I am telling Grace how

appreciated she is,

from one woman to another.

[gasps, sniffles]

[bright, upbeat music playing]

[Emily] The last group of guests

are coming very soon.

We only have a few hours to

turn this whole chateau around.

But, like, I think everyone

is getting caught up

in a lot of drama.

[Eric]

Come on. Heh! Heh!

Grace and Eric are fighting.

Telly is upset.

And then there's

this whole thing

with Nikki and Caroline.

I feel like this is just

really bad timing,

just because we are towards the end

of this whole experience here.

[Eric] Enough of this

horsing around.

There's too much of this stuff

going on already.

[donkeys braying]

We don't need you two

making scenes out here.

[Eric laughing]

Being around Emily is

super grounding.

I feel bad for how things

have become between us.

And the last thing I want to do

is ruin this relationship.

-[donkey brays]

-[Eric] Ha! He wants to play.

-We've got a real team going.

-[Emily grunts]

It's so important to me that

Emily and I make up

and who knows, friendships

blossom into other things.

Good job.

We're Team Donkey.

[intense classical

music playing]

[Lisa]

This last group of guests

is gonna be the staff's

final opportunity

to really bring it home.

This final marque event is

definitely the biggest that

we've arranged so far.

There's a lot to work out

in a very short amount of time.

So, the summer season's coming

to an end at Chateau Rosabelle.

We've just got one more

group of guests to come

and one more chance

for some of you to show me

that you deserve to come back.

So, let's bring this home.

-[Anthony] Let's do it.

-[Marciano laughs]

-[Eric] You're excited. Wow.

-[Marciano] He's excited, he's smiling.

We have, like, one more

group to come.

I just want them to be happy.

I really want to end of

the adventure the right way.

I still gonna try to learn more

about people in this house.

There's not a lot of people

I'm connecting with, like Eric.

You're kitchen, we're table.

I have, like, a very good

conversation with Eric

and the next day I

might say like,

"Who the [bleep] is that guy?"

You know?

[Lisa] Okay, well let's

talk about our guest.

Our guest of honor is Nehal.

Nehal's here to celebrate

her bridal shower.

Her four-day Bollywood

wedding extravaganza

will unfold in Thailand.

I mean, this girl

lives it up, okay?

So, her sister, Richa,

is the maid of honor

and then she has

all her friends.

They are beautiful.

-[mischievous music playing]

-She knows what she wants,

and you know how to give

it to her, okay?

Oh my gosh, these

ladies are hot.

I am beaming, beaming, beaming.

Her favorite color

is pink. Phew.

-[laughter]

-The marque event is "Showered with Love."

And this is gonna be

really good fun

because we've got these

Bollywood dancers coming.

[staff exclaim]

Let's end on a high note.

I really want to leave here

I'm gonna cry.

I'm not gonna say it.

But I just want it to

be absolutely perfect.

It will be, Lisa.

It's extraordinary how we

only have a very short time

till we close the Chateau

for the season.

There's been some very

special moments and

we need to go out with a bang.

We've got to bring it home

in the Chateau Rosabelle way.

The [bleep] Chateau Rosabelle.

-Take the [bleep] out of it.

-[Marciano] Sorry.

Let's just say in the

Chateau Rosabelle way.

The Chateau Rosabelle way.

Alright, let's do this.

I definitely feel the pressure.

We're gonna have to

turn around the Chateau

faster than we have

ever had to before.

So, I'm a little nervous that

we won't finish in time,

but we just have to make

sure that we stay on point.

This is kind of,

like, emotional.

-No, let's not be emotional now.

-Okay.

-[Lisa] Save that till the end.

-[Gabriella] Yeah.

It just means best foot forward.

♪♪

[Andre]

Alright, showtime, ladies.

[overlapping greetings]

[Nehal]

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Chateau Rosabelle.

You just feel this burst

of energy and positivity.

So far so good.

-[light, upbeat music playing]

-[indistinct chatter]

-Andre. Nice to meet you.

-Hi, Richa. Richa.

Oh, my goodness.

These guests are here

and they're beautiful.

My type, and I have standards.

High standards.

-Wow! Beautiful.

-[guest] Yes.

-Welcome to the Chateau Rosabelle.

-Thank you.

You're gonna have a great time.

I was mind blown when

I got to the Chateau.

This house is beautiful.

It's very much a Lisa project

because it has her

touch completely.

-[Stephen] This is Telly.

-[overlapping greetings]

[Nehal]

I just wanna spoil my girls.

I feel like they've

done so much for me

and supported my relationship

for so long.

I just want them to

have the best time ever

and get everything

that they want.

[Telly]

Oh, we're doing shots.

They're ready.

It's shot o'clock, they said.

Oh, we're in for a wild night.

-[guests laughing]

-[Lisa] Oh wow.

Is Lisa gonna take

a shot with us?

-No. I-I No!

-[excited chatter]

I try to avoid getting

involved with the guests

when it comes to alcohol.

I have a chateau to run.

[group cheering]

However,

I think it'd be

easier to give in

and knock it back

and be on my way.

[group screaming, cheering]

-For you, darling.

-Yes!

-[laughter]

-[upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] Listen,

I know chateau shenanigans.

It's an essential part of the

entertaining experience

of the Chateau.

And since this is our

final group of guests,

I'm going to let everyone,

including myself,

break the rules a little bit.

But there's a line.

Take one shot. One shot.

-One shot.

-One shot. Woo!

[group whooping]

[Lisa] One. Not one for you.

You can take as many as you want,

but they've got to work.

[Richa] We're doing shots.

Are you guys in?

[Stephen]

We gotta cheers first.

[all] Cheers!

[Stephen] Alright, let's do this.

You ready?

-[Telly] Oh, I can't do that.

-[Andre] Oh sh*t! I-I mean

[excited chatter]

[Nehal]

That was really hard!

[laughter]

[guest]

Ooh, should we play hot tea?

[Telly]

What's hot tea?

[guest] I don't gossip but

I love to know the tea.

No. Same.

So far, the staff

has been amazing.

I think they just wanna party

and show us

a really great time.

You get a minute to answer

any question truthfully.

-Ready?

-Three, two, one, and go.

[guest] Who are you most

attracted to in the villa?

-[group exclaims]

-[Telly] I got this.

-Not a single guy here.

-[group shouts]

[laughter]

Playing some truth games.

[guest] Who are you most

attracted to in the villa?

-Dre.

-[group] Oh!

[guest] Who are you closest to,

out of, like, all the staff members?

-[Stephen clears throat loudly]

-Ste There he is.

-[group laughing]

-Stephen!

[guest] If you could eliminate

anyone from the staff,

who would you eliminate?

Myself, 'cause I'm over it.

[dramatic music playing]

Wow, she wants to eliminate

herself.

Like, literally,

I'm out. [laughs]

I praying for the day

she gets to leave.

Praying for it.

I'm so grateful to be here

and I just feel like if

you don't wanna be here,

I would love to bartend,

like, I do wanna be here.

You just missed the

best answer of all time.

They asked her, "Who would

you eliminate from the house?"

Immediately she goes, "Me."

Not me or you. She said "Me."

She's like, "I'm over it."

It's a beautiful day.

[Marciano] That's what I said.

Leave whenever you want.

[Eric] If Telly wants to

leave the Chateau,

great, just leave.

Keep the memories.

I think Emily would do

a way better job

as a bartender

without a doubt.

[Emily] Can I talk to you

about something?

-[Lisa] Yes.

-[Emily] I love housekeeping

but, like, I genuinely think

I would make a better bartender

than someone else that's

bartending right now.

[tense music playing]

And, tell me why.

So, the guests asked

Telly, you know,

"If you could get rid of one person here,

who would you get rid of?"

She said, "Me,

because I'm over it."

-And then she also said

-[Lisa groans]

and then she said,

that she doesn't like bartending

multiple times.

So, it's just, like,

the attitude is, like,

forming guest opinions

about all of us.

No, I agree with you.

I agree with you.

-Thank you for telling me that.

-Yeah. And I just feel like

-Now you're, you're

-Okay.

You're promising me that

you heard that verbatim.

W-With my own ears, it didn't come

from someone else. Yeah.

-[tense violin music playing]

-[ice rattles]

It has come to my attention

that Telly wants to

leave the Chateau.

We literally have just

a few days left,

and I'm making the decision

about who to keep

for next season.

Well, I'm all about

making dreams come true.

Maybe I can fulfill

Telly's dreams.

If she wants to go,

let's just do it.

Telly, can I have a word

with you in my office, please?

[dog barks]

[Lisa] Next, on the

season finale of

Vanderpump Villa

[guests scream]

[Marciano] What the [bleep]

is a dog doing up here?

-[guest] Go! Get it out!

-[guests scream]

[group] [chanting]

Caroline! Caroline!

It's time to party.

We have to just soak this in

and enjoy the moment.

[group cheering]

Oh-h*-h*, there is no

stopping us now.

-Get over here, Emily.

-[people screaming]

We did it! [laughs]

Telly, can I have

a word with you?

It's come to my attention Telly

wants to leave the Chateau.

Do you know how hard I work

to make this all perfect?

And you tell my guests,

"I don't wanna be here."

[Telly] Emily went and told

Lisa Vanderpump

that I don't want to be here.

I've been in hospitality

for a long time,

when there's an opening,

you take it.

I'm taking it.

[dramatic sting]

[quirky music playing]

[Eric] Okay, I'm gonna walk

down there and then I'm gonna

catch a ride back with

these ladies.

-Alright, let's do it.

-[Eric chuckles]

-[Marciano] Catch a ride back

-Look-look-look at it in the field.

-[Marciano] Oh no. Donkey, no!

-[Eric laughs]

♪♪

[Marciano]

[bleep], man.

-Donkey! Jesus Christ.

-[Eric] [laughs] She's eating.

-She's just going to eat!

-[Eric/Marciano laugh]

[Marciano]

[bleep]-A, Donkey!

-[Eric] We all witnessed that. [laughs]

-[Marciano] Yeah. [laughs]

-[Marciano] Yeah.

-[donkey brays loudly]

[Marciano] You've gotta be

[bleep] kidding me.

[donkey grunts]

[intriguing theme

music playing]

[music fades out]