01x06 - An Unforgettable Night in Carcassonne

[bunniefuu]

[Upbeat music playing]

[Lisa Vanderpump] Previously, on

Vanderpump Villa

It's Lauren's bachelorette.

- Wow.

- [Lauren] This is incredible.

[Marciano]

I'm gonna go [bleep] ham.

Late night room service.

- Mm-hmm.

- Lip service.

[Marciano] "Who do

you think does not

deserve to be here?"

Chef.

- Ooh, I [bleep] hate him.

- Okay, it's okay.

Your comment was disgusting.

- [Marciano] You don't know [bleep].

- [Grace] [bleep] you.

You arrogant [bleep] as*h*le!

[Hannah]

Just say it.

[Hannah]

What the [bleep]?

Making out with somebody else?

He's a piece of sh*t.

Apologizing isn't enough.

You have to have a consequence.

Chef, you've got

a new helper tonight.

Sweet revenge.

Need to put that on your hair.

- [both laugh]

- [Marciano] This is bullshit.

- Your toes are crusty-dusty.

- [laughs]

Dre's on the roster.

We'll see how things go.

[Lisa] We have five single men

coming to have a good time.

You're welcome, ladies.

Take it off.

Dan, he's so cute.

Like, I know this is

gonna fall apart.

[laughs] Like,

I'm just so scared.

♪♪

Oh, my God.

[Tense sting]

[Intriguing theme

music playing]

♪♪

[Curious music playing]

I think it's very [bleep] weird.

Like, it was easy

to see the moment

Hannah took that

body shot off of Dan.

Like, "Oh, he's feeling her

and she's feeling him."

She said, "Eh!" X.

She did not want him.

Dan is flirting with me

and an then, "Eh!"

X, from me. I'm not

feeling that.

What the actual [bleep],

Gabriella?

You literally saw

two "X's" happen.

What made you give the

- "Ding, ding, ding, ding," green box?

- [bell dinging]

It's just a [bleep] kiss.

I'm always pick number one.

How the [bleep] is it a flex

being the third pick?

What is it varsity,

junior varsity?

Like, that's just C-squad.

[Gabriella]

I feel like it was a good kiss,

but now I'm thinking about it.

I do regret it, surprisingly.

Normally I don't have regrets,

but I think I do,

because I'm thinking,

"[bleep], now I'm gonna

have to tell Andre

and have that conversation."

I feel like if it comes from me,

that was my thing.

Like, I did that.

That was my action.

And you and I are not

really anything yet,

but I just felt like, based on

the connection we have now,

I wanted to tell you

before everyone else did

and make it sound like sh*t.

[Tense music playing]

Gabriella kisses Dan.

I might be a little

disappointed in her.

I don't know,

how long have we been here?

And I haven't got a kiss,

and the first day he comes,

he gets a kiss?!

I know what you're

trying to do Gabriella.

You just trying to

cover your a*s.

She likes to have her

cake and eat it too.

But she forgets who

makes the cake mix.

Me.

[Andre chuckles]

Oh, Gabriella.

Gabriella, Gabriella.

Two can play that game.

♪♪

[Upbeat music playing]

If I was out here with

no phone, no nothing,

I kind of would take

a step back for myself

and try to look at,

like, "Okay, um"

"Why am I flirting

with a guy that

my friend just

told me she liked?"

What frustrates me

about Gabriella is

the fact that she

isn't a girl's girl.

When you watch her, just, like,

with the whole Dan situation

and the fact that she was

trying to get with Dre,

even though, like,

Grace is interested in him,

it makes me weary of

having a friend like that.

Like, at the end of the day,

it's what you're doing.

- I'm, [chuckles] not about that.

- I'm shocked.

I would've gone off

on that girl.

- [Christian] Hello little donkeys.

- [Luzi] Oh, my God,

they're so adorable.

[Eric] Watch out,

that's an electric fence.

[donkey brays]

- Hi!

- [overlapping chatter]

[Gabe] Christian, that's what

you sound like sometimes.

[laughter]

- [donkeys bray]

- [Luzi] There you go, buddy.

[Christian] Oh yeah,

get your greens.

- [electric fence zaps]

- [Dan] [yelps] Ow!

- It actually is an electric fence.

- [Eric] Yeah, be careful.

[laughter]

- [donkey brays]

- [Eric] Oh, he's laughing at you!

[Dan] Oh, that's a good way

to start the morning.

[Gabe] Right?

[Upbeat music playing]

[Gabriella] Stephen and I,

we have to set up,

'cause tonight, we're doing

a Moulin Rouge event.

It's gonna be so sexy.

It's darker.

There's feathers

on the table with florals.

Lots of candles.

But the one thing that

could create a hot mess

is the whole Dan

and Andre situation.

Not cute.

- How's it going, everybody?

- Hi.

It's-It's going.

Me and Dre already

had a conversation

about me kissing Dan,

but I want to check

in with him again,

and see how he's feeling

because I just need to

nip sh*t in the bud.

I don't like sitting on it.

Oh, my Lord.

No staying in bed.

I wanted to stay in bed.

[Gabriella clears throat]

[Tense music playing]

[Emily/Stephen chuckle]

Morning Andre.

Good morning.

♪♪

I wasn't jealous of

Gabriella kissing a guest.

But, you know, I felt

some type of way a little bit.

Uh, you know, I felt like,

"Hey, you know, I have been,

"you know, spending

some time with you.

I felt like I needed

to get that kiss first."

Okay, okay, okay.

Let me stop the bull.

I was a little jealous.

[Gabriella]

You didn't close the door.

I didn't close what door?

[Intense classical

music playing]

- Okay.

- [kicks cabinet door]

There you go.

Please don't start with

me this morning.

[Intense music continues]

[Emily] The tension

on this room

[Andre sighs]

Is so high.

Can brother gets some

help around here?

♪♪

- You need help?

- No-no, no.

[Emily laughs]

Andre's definitely getting

on my nerves right now.

I thought Dre and I were good,

but now he's a tad avoidant.

There's a guard up

and I see it and I feel it.

- Who rolled your

- [Andre] Me.

Yeah, that looks terrible.

[Gabriella chuckles]

One day, I'll have a lady

that can roll it for me.

Until then, it's gonna have

to look like a man did it.

Don't be a hater, bro.

[Andre] Yeah, okay.

Whatever.

[Emily]

The thought of Andre

taking a step back from me after

the whole Dan situation,

that would hurt me.

And now at this point,

I'm trying to figure out

what to do.

I'm just I'm nervous.

[soft, upbeat music playing]

[Lisa]

Tonight, we're having this

Moulin Rouge party.

I'm a little worried

because Marciano is

the Chateau lead server

with a big presence,

and he's gonna be

washing dishes with Chef

in the kitchen tonight.

Is he contrite?

Is he sorry?

Those are all the things

that I need to see

before he comes out

of the dish pit.

- [plucky music playing]

- [Anthony] He's doing very great.

Very polite.

He bring me my coffee.

[Anthony] [laughs]

I don't mind about that.

What do you mean? Like, I'm stuck.

Like, that's terrible.

Marciano, how are you doing?

[Marciano]

Just keeping my head down.

Thankfully I have a

good good company

and good mentor

to keep me in line.

[Lisa] Marciano,

he screwed up twice.

So what exactly I'm going

to do with him?

I'm not sure,

the jury's still out.

Keep doing what you're doing.

Well, let's, um,

talk this time tomorrow.

Alright. Sounds good.

You look lovely by the way.

Do not sweet talk me.

That doesn't work with me.

- [Marciano] Okay.

- Unless you're doing it.

[Anthony]

Nice try, Marciano.

[Marciano]

Yeah, it's worth a shot.

[Thrilling music playing]

- [Andre] Man, it's hot!

- [Eric] Right?

[Priscila]

Everybody okay?

- [Dan] Amazing.

- [Gabe] Phenomenal.

[Andre] The guests are

eating right now

and tonight we have

the Moulin Rouge event.

It's gonna be huge.

Everybody is definitely

feeling the pressure.

But Gabriella and I

have a little break

and we have tension brewing

because I still have Dan

in the back of my mind.

When I woke up to that I was like,

"What? Whoa, wait a minute."

My head was hurting.

I was so confused.

- [Tense music playing]

- You kind of pissed me off.

[Gabriella] You're not gonna

act like you don't care

and then suddenly make these

comments. We're not doing that.

Oh, I care about the kiss.

- Oh, did you see my face?

- Yeah, but you didn't tell me that.

Yes, me and Gabriella

have had our times

and whatnot,

and she's a great girl.

But when Gabriella kissed Dan,

I'm gonna hang on that

for a while.

Say a "Dan" comes in later

[plucky music playing]

And you kiss him.

Would you expect me to be upset?

♪♪

[Gabriella] Yes.

Okay, so she would expect

me to be upset.

Would you do it?

No.

- [Andre gasps]

- Are you [bleep] crazy?

Why would I do that?

You know how I felt

about you since day one

and you did it.

♪♪

- [Gabriella] Shut up.

- [both laugh]

I'm so done with you.

I'm happy that we got to talk.

I felt so tense before,

especially around the idea of us

because it is

escalating so quickly.

So, it's just better

that him and I are

very open and honest

with each other.

I wasn't trippin'.

I wasn't mad.

- Yeah?

- Okay?

I didn't felt any type of way.

- Shut up.

- Mm.

[chuckles] Oh

[upbeat music playing]

[Emily] Ooh.

Oh, it looks gorgeous.

- [Stephen chuckles]

- [Lisa] I love it.

So tonight for this last dinner,

we're having this

Moulin Rouge party

and we have got some dancers.

A spectacular performance.

You all look so beautiful.

Put your tongue back

in your mouth

and let's get this job done.

Pink feathers and red roses

and velvets and crystals,

some boobs.

It's just everything.

[Marciano] I'm gonna

go start those dishes

and then take a [bleep].

- [Gabriella] Welcome.

- Hello.

[kiss smack]

This is gonna be so awkward

with Andre and Dan.

I'm pretty stressed about it,

but main priority is

making the guests happy.

So, I hope I can just

get it done.

Chízi, I hope you enjoy

your evening

as we celebrate you,

our guest of honor.

I will. Thank you so much.

I know Chízi has been through

so much since his accident.

[guest] Alright.

[Lisa] I want Chízi

and his friends

to enjoy the experience,

to have fun and to be indulged.

I want this to be a

unique and special night.

[guests exclaim]

And I think they deserve it.

[Aaron]

Wow, this is so good.

[Lisa] Ladies.

- [Jazz music playing]

- [group cheering]

♪♪

Amazing.

- [Jazz music continues]

- [group whooping]

[cheering and applause]

[Music finishes]

- [group cheer and holler]

- It's time to have fun

and hang out with the guests.

Let's get it going!

[Upbeat music playing]

[party ambiance]

It's just really good vibes.

- [guests cheering]

- [glasses clink]

- [Telly] Cheers to you all.

- [Hannah] Cheers, cheers.

But Priscila, she's just

kind of to herself.

It's just weird to me.

[party ambiance]

♪♪

[Hannah]

But, it is what it is.

And I'm having the best

time of my life right now.

It feels like I'm back in Vegas

or, like, college.

Not that I went to college,

but I'm just saying. [laughs]

[Upbeat music playing]

Marciano's in the dish pit.

So it's nice to just feel free

and when my light's not dimmed,

that's who I am.

[water sloshing]

- [Plucky music playing]

- [Marciano] Being in the dish pit,

I hear all the music.

The guests and the staff are

having fun, singing songs,

dancing away, not giving a sh*t

while I'm stuck down here.

It is what it is. It sucks.

Really sucks.

[all] [chanting]

Chízi, Chízi, Chízi.

[group whooping]

- [Chízi] Thank you.

- [Hannah] You're welcome.

[Upbeat music playing]

[Andre] Yeah, she's gonna come back

when I'm finished with her.

Dre is definitely someone

that I would picture myself,

you know, dating

in the outside life.

We have so much in common.

I just don't know

how this is gonna go.

However, Lord knows

I'm [bleep] horny.

I am.

But like, I'll ride it out.

Yeah, I'll ride it out.

[laughs]

I'm dead. [laughs]

[Jazzy piano music playing]

You know, been some days,

and here we are,

me and Gabriella,

and that skin is looking

real good.

Damn.

Oh boy.

All she gotta do is say the word

and I might budge, just might.

I might.

Alright, of course I'ma budge.

[Jazzy music intensifies]

Physically, we connect,

um, very well.

[laughs]

[Jazzy musical finish]

[Stephen]

Thank God for my Ambien.

Good luck in that twin bed, Dre.

[Vibrant music playing]

[Lisa] Come on,

you can do it, Andre.

Last night, the Moulin Rouge

dinner was such a success

and before my guest leave

they are having their final toast.

[Eric] This is, uh,

our comment card.

Each category, front of house,

back of house, servers,

- um, all have their own.

- Okay.

- And then it's up to you to fill it out.

- Okay, will do. Thank you.

Alright. Really

appreciate that, thank you.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

[Chízi]

"Andre and Telly,

"did you sip a bit of heaven

or were you thirsty for more?"

[guest 1]

I was a bit thirsty sometimes.

[guest 2] I mean,

they ran outta cham

They ran outta champagne.

"Service staff.

"One, two, three, four, five.

Did we serve up smiles

or did you leave with frowns?"

[Hannah] Marciano's not really

the lead server anymore.

And hopefully I kind

of proved to Lisa

that I do have a fun side

and that's how I really am.

And I don't wanna, you know,

be in the shadows anymore.

[Grace]

I'm freezing, dude.

I'm here!

[Upbeat music playing]

[overlapping goodbyes]

[Chízi] This weekend was

beyond my wildest dreams.

We will forever cherish

these moments.

- We really appreciate it.

- [Lisa] Thank you. Lovely.

From the bottom of our hearts.

What is so crazy

is that I [bleep] forgot

Marciano was even here

at the Chateau.

There was a [bleep] tick stuck

on the back of our

[bleep] shoulders

and it was Marciano.

I think the dish pit's

a good look on him.

Outta sight, outta mind.

♪♪

- [Lisa] Hannah?

- [Hannah] Yes.

- Could I see you?

- Yes.

[Curious music playing]

So, I've read the comment card

and I need to talk with Hannah.

♪♪

- Hi.

- Hi.

How'd I do?

[Lisa]

How do you think you did?

- [Hannah] I think I did great.

- And why was that?

'Cause I had fun.

- Okay.

- And I was more myself.

And why was that?

M Marciano wasn't around.

♪♪

- So you have all the answers.

- Mm-hmm.

They said so many

lovely things about you.

[Dan] Hannah was just one of

the top staff in terms of,

- we have high energy.

- Mm-hmm.

We love to keep the party alive.

She was right there matching

or exceeding our energy,

making sure we always had drinks

and we were just having

the best time of our lives.

Now, we haven't had any

comments about you until now.

- Right.

- And the common denominator

- is Marciano isn't around.

- Yes.

Now I'm seeing the Hannah

that I want to see

because Marciano was

in the dish pit.

She's perky and she is brighter

and she's present,

she's engaged.

As long as it's not to Marciano.

You are upbeat.

You've got a smile on your face,

you're full of life.

Which is exactly what I wanted.

[Hannah] Right.

I feel like I can be

more myself now.

I really can.

I'm feeling pretty confident.

I feel like I've brought a

lot of memories to this group

and made their time fun.

And I'm happy to show Lisa,

this is what I do,

and this is why she hired me.

I want this young woman,

which is the best version

of yourself.

I'll continue to do it.

[Bright, upbeat music playing]

[Emily]

Another group in the books.

[Priscila] Oh Jesus.

[Telly] Now look at me.

- Zoolander.

- Open up that tree.

She's Now,

this is a little stripper.

- [Telly] That's a little weird.

- [laughs]

That was weird,

that was a weird one.

[Pensive music playing]

[Priscila] I'm happy we have

the rest of the day off

because it's just been a lot

and I'm getting homesick.

I love to travel.

I've been to many places,

but I never lived with

coworkers before

so that's already a challenge.

I feel like the energy

in the house

is a little bit awkward.

♪♪

This is a once in a lifetime

experience.

So I'm trying as my hardest,

but, like, it's very exhausting.

I feel like nobody knew this,

how hard this could be.

♪♪

This is not who I am.

And it's just like, I don't feel

this bond with these people.

Like can I trust them?

I don't wanna live in a

uncomfortable situation.

[Pensive music continues]

- [sniffles]

- [birds chirping]

[Upbeat music playing]

- Marciano.

- [Marciano] Yeah.

[Hannah] Come here.

[exhales sharply] [bleep]!

[Lisa]

It's time to talk to Marciano.

When I look at the comment card,

for the first time,

it doesn't talk about

any debacle in the background

that was spilling over to

the front of the house.

And why was that?

Because Marciano was

in the dish pit.

Hi Lisa.

- Hello.

- [door shuts]

[Marciano] I was told

I was to come see you.

[Lisa]

So, I'm in a quandary,

because when Marciano's good,

he's really, really good.

But when he's bad,

he's a [bleep] pain in the a*s.

If I keep him,

he could potentially be

a threat to my business.

- How you doing?

- Oh, I'm just fine.

[Dramatic music playing]

- Good.

- Just had a great experience.

How are you?

- Uh, I'm nervous right now.

- You should be nervous.

[Marciano]

I've been punished.

But for what I did,

I feel like I deserve more.

I feel like I'm not coming

back from this.

If I send you home,

how does that make you feel?

[Dramatic crescendo]

If I send you home

how does that make you feel?

[Tense sting]

I would be very humiliated

and more than that,

I think I would be generally

more upset that I let you down.

- I keep

- Would you feel then

that you've learned something?

[Solemn music playing]

I personally think

I'm learning as I go.

But if that's what you think

would really get me to learn,

[shaky voice] uh, um

it would hurt.

But [sighs]

- Yeah.

- ♪♪

I-I wanna I wanna prove to you

I can do the job.

You're so good when you're good.

I'm not in the business

of giving third chances,

but,

I feel that maybe

a third chance is

worth it for me

- [softly] Oh, thank God.

- and for you.

♪♪

[sniffles]

Thank you. [soft chuckle]

I wanna see change

from here on in.

Don't make me look stupid.

[Marciano] I promise.

Thank you. I will I will

I will make it right.

I promise.

For her to give me

a third chance,

it means everything.

Thank you so much, Lisa.

I really appreciate it.

Going forward, you are gonna

see a different Marciano.

His ego is [bleep] checked.

That old Marciano is gone.

[Vibrant music playing]

Ow! [laughs]

Whoa.

- Oh.

- [curious music playing]

[Gabriella] just feel this weird

energy from Hannah

about the whole Dre situation

because apparently,

this has been

a whole conversation

in the house,

saying that I only like Dre

because Grace told me

she had a crush on him.

So that's annoying.

But I feel like Telly and Hannah

are the poster children

for misery wants company.

[Hannah] Beat his a*s, dude,

beat his a*s.

They're just two sad girls

and they're not gonna

rain on my parade.

♪♪

[Lisa] Priscila, I'd like to

have a moment with you.

I'm somebody that always

monitors my staff closely,

but this is a

different experience.

These are young people that

are away from their home,

and I've seen Priscila

starting to kind of withdraw.

She's putting a

brave face on it,

but I feel that she's got

an underlying sadness.

I really want to understand

exactly how she's feeling.

I'm wondering how you

are really doing,

because I'm going back to

the girl that I interviewed.

- Mm-hmm.

- The girl that was so full of life

and how you like to

connect with everybody.

But I don't see you

connecting to anyone.

You're not thriving here.

- [Solemn music playing]

- What I'm seeing is you pulling back,

becoming more insular,

and it's breaking my heart.

Even when I saw you by the pool,

you were cuddled up on your own.

"Why is she on her own?

Why is she all, kind of,

retreating like that?"

And then, I've been

watching you closely since,

and I'm wondering if

you are homesick.

♪♪

- I do. I do.

- Tell me then.

- What? What's the matter?

- I do, I do feel like,

I just haven't, like,

be able to trust anybody.

Just Emily and Grace,

- but they have each other, you know?

- [Lisa] Yeah.

And it's just like I feel

like I'm floating around.

- I haven't found my partner.

- It looks like that.

I don't want anybody to

feel like that, Priscila.

[crying] I don't wanna

feel like that, Lisa.

- I don't I know. You don't

- I'm trying.

I'm trying 'cause I don't

wanna disappoint you

- 'cause you picked me.

- No, no you're

Darling, you are not

disappointing me.

You're a very special

young woman, you know?

Like, I feel like now

I like, I can see clear

who, like, actually,

like, likes me and

don't judge me and

don't dismiss me.

Everybody should

treat you right.

[Priscila] I know

after Marciano episode,

I feel like there's a lot of

negativity in the quarters

and it's just, like, sometimes

that makes me shut down.

I think I have a struggle

with the girls.

And when Hannah came at me

when she felt uncomfortable

the way I sat next to Marciano.

- [Hannah] That was weird.

- [Marciano] Hannah!

It was not

- Let me talk, let me talk.

- No. Han

You been talking

the entire time.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut up, no.

- You come in here and yell at me

- I said, shut up. Shut up.

[Priscila]

It hurt me.

Like, I don't want to live

in a uncomfortable situation.

Hannah and Telly just

think about themselves.

They don't care about me.

[crying] Just, like,

I'm not used to this

They're so mean.

I don't need to be friends

with everybody. I don't

- No, you don't.

- Exactly.

But you need to be the

best you can be.

[sighs] I'm trying.

It is just a lot. [sighs]

♪♪

Your happiness,

your mental health

to me is paramount.

So, let me think about this

for a second, okay?

- Okay.

- Alright, darling.

- Yes, thank you, Lisa.

- Okay.

I take it very seriously.

Somebody's mental health,

how they're doing.

I'm worried because

I don't believe right now

that Priscila is living

her best life.

I need them to come

together as a group

and actually get along

because this is the job.

But I think I know exactly

what to do.

[Upbeat music playing]

[Eric]

All the fun is over.

We need to be ready for the

next guest that we have in.

It's like Super Bowl

Sunday once again.

It's go time.

It's game time, baby.

The wind's blowing in my hair.

I'm speakin' French.

Bonjour!

Let's get this rodeo

on the road.

[Lisa] Hello.

[staff] Good morning.

- [Marciano/Hanna] Morning.

- [Andre] Morning.

[Lisa] Let me look at you all.

Happy faces?

- [Energetic music playing]

- [staff] Yes.

[Lisa] Yes.

Well,

you all did such a good job.

Chízi went home

absolutely ecstatic.

So, give yourself a

round of applause.

[staff applauds]

Yay.

[Lisa] So, we have

another group of guests,

but not today.

[group cheering]

I have a little surprise

for you.

[Eric] Woo!

You're all going to be going

to Carcassone for dinner.

- [staff cheering]

- [excited chatter]

I want my staff members

to get out,

get away from the Chateau.

And so, they have a kind

of renewed appreciation,

and maybe a better

kind of attitude.

I think this is exactly what

the staff needs right now.

Chef, you could experience

somebody else's food

[group laughs]

Well, you're all gonna

have a lovely moment.

I hope.

- [Upbeat music playing]

- And I don't know why, but I love you all.

[group laughs, claps]

I am very excited that

we get to go

[sing-songy]

Out on the town ♪

Woo!

Let's run it up.

Cacastan?

Cacas Cakeas

Whatever we're going.

I don't care if it's

Cacastan, Siberia,

the Sahara Desert.

I'm just excited to finally

be out of the Chateau.

[overlapping excited chatter]

♪♪

[Anthony] That shirt's a

little tight, bro.

Yeah, that's the point.

What, you're gonna eat

one piece of bread,

you're gonna explode, you know?

- [laughter]

- It's stretchy.

It's stretchy.

[Emily] That's cute.

I have nothing

long now that I wore

my long dress.

So I have like a tiny outfit

but I'm gonna be freezing.

[Telly] I have clothes

you could wear.

You want to borrow something?

[Emily] Perfect.

From the moment that

we started getting ready,

I knew Priscila was being weird.

I was trying on outfits.

Everyone else was trying

on outfits.

Priscila is sitting

in the living room.

It was nothing but,

like, a stank face.

So I'm like, okay, you're

obviously mad.

Don't care.

My outfit's still cute

regardless of your

hype up or not.

[Priscila]

I was talking to Lisa,

she thinks I'm not happy here.

[Anthony]

So, are you happy?

[Priscila]

I had bumps in the road.

I feel like we all did.

I feel like I'm a energy person,

and sometimes it has a lot

of negativity in the air

- and that shuts me down.

- [Anthony] Mm-hmm.

And that's where she's

And I was telling her,

now I'm finding the

people that makes me happy

and I don't feel that way.

What do you mean?

Oh, just my

conversation with like,

you know, who I get along more,

- who I feel comfortable with.

- Okay.

You need to speak up

for yourself if you're upset.

We all live in a house together.

We're all gonna

piss each other off.

But how can you resolve

a situation

if you don't wanna talk to me?

But you wanna tell Lisa

you're being bullied.

That's not cool.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Anthony] At the end

of the day, like yeah,

that's for your own good,

you know?

She wanna make sure you are

happy and everything is okay.

[Telly]

I know Priscila's not weak.

So,

be yourself,

and speak for what

you believe in.

[Anthony] We're good, we'll have

a good time tonight, you know?

[Priscila] The energy in the house

is a little bit awkward.

Just like I haven't been

stuck in a place for so long.

So hopefully getting

out of the Chateau,

I think it's gonna be great.

I hope,

with no drama.

[curious music playing]

[Hannah] So, she told

Lisa Vanderpump like,

"I know who I'm friends with"?

Yeah, she I heard her say it.

She was sitting there, she's like,

"I feel like there's so

much negativity in the air.

- And, like, now I know like, who "

- What is she talking about?

Listen, listen, listen. She's like,

"Now I know who I get along with."

And I'm like, I'm not

about to sit here and

let you li-like, low-key dog me.

You are feeling some

type of way.

[bleep] Speak on it.

Tell me, pull me aside.

If not, then shut

the [bleep] up.

Yeah, I think I might

say, like, at the dinner,

I do feel like some

people in the house

should start speaking up

about how they truly feel

and stop, like,

acting like nothing happens.

But you know, Priscila,

she might she'll be like,

"You guys are bullies."

There's no way that girl

has the ba*ls

to call anyone a bully.

- [Telly laughs]

- [dramatic music playing]

I'm shocked how Priscila

didn't say one [bleep] word

to Telly and I's face,

but actually talked

sh*t to Lisa,

throwing us under the bus.

Like, who does that to somebody?

[bleep] off.

- [Gabriella] Oh, my God, sparkly.

- I don't have

I don't have anything

warm though.

[Telly] You literally said, "I don't care

if she likes this guy."

I've known her for 10 days.

That's so [bleep] disrespectful.

Gabriella and Andre, that's probably,

like, the weirdest thing.

And I know she did it because

Grace said that she liked Andre.

She goes after anybody

She won't look at Marciano.

She knows I'll k*ll her.

But I'm saying like,

she's doing it for attention

and to prove that she's, like,

the hottest in the house,

which she's not. So

Gabriella has a mustache.

Her nose is like this. [scoffs]

[Telly]

She looks like Toucan Sam.

Like, I don't, I don't get it,

I don't know. She's just [bleep] weird.

Oh, my God.

I've never met such a ugly,

self-absorbed person.

It makes me very upset

that Telly and Hannah

are hating on Gabriella.

It's so "mean girl high school."

How [bleep] old are we?

[Hannah]

You're a [bleep] idiot.

On the outside, I might look

all sweet and innocent

but if you push me to a point,

I am not afraid to

stick up for my friends

and to put a b*tch in her place.

[Plucky music playing]

[Priscila]

I'm a girl's girl.

You don't insult other women

for their looks or if, like

You just don't do that.

I'm not feeding into

this bullshit.

I don't have time

for this drama.

[Groovy music playing]

[Stephen] c*ck?

Is it too early for

a little c*ck grenny?

[Vocalist singing in French]

[Hannah]

We are going to Carcassone.

It's the best news

I've ever gotten.

I'm so happy.

♪♪

This is literally me living

my Disney fantasies right now.

I'm walking up to this castle,

and I just feel like

absolute royalty.

[Singing in French]

[Eric] Caroline,

lady of the castle.

- Oh, my God.

- [Priscila] Oh God.

Will you be my queen?

[laughter]

[Anthony]

And she said

[group] [chant] Kiss, kiss,

kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

[Eric] [indistinct]

[group scream, laugh]

We had what?

No, I mean I do.

Eric and I had a kiss.

Um, I'll say a peck.

Not really a kiss. Um,

more like a, a little peck.

[Gabriella]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God, the view.

- [Majestic music playing]

- [Priscila] Oh, my God,

this is insane.

[Telly]

Oh, my God.

[Anthony]

Welcome to France, everybody.

[group cheering]

♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

[Anthony]

Guys, the first course is here.

Oh, we have truffle, guys.

Wow.

- Yeah, baby.

- [Gabriella] Wow. [giggles]

It's the best reward 'cause

I'm always in the kitchen.

I see the staff being dressed.

They have fun together.

So it's my moment, like my

family moment altogether

to really do something special.

[Eric] Regardless of all the bullshit

that we've went through.

I [bleep] love every

single one of you guys,

no matter your faults.

- [laughter]

- 'Cause I'm [bleep] up.

I'm not perfect.

[Anthony]

No, you're not.

But I love every single

one of you

till the day I [bleep] die.

- [Gabriella] Why is he like this?

- [laughing]

[Gabriella]

Like, why is he like that?

♪♪

[Hannah] I can't really

enjoy myself

at this dinner because

I just can't believe Priscila

was talking sh*t to Lisa

without speaking to me first.

I think I have to say something.

[Hannah]

I have a question.

Does anyone feel bullied

or upset in this group

or have an issue?

- [Plucky music playing]

- [sipping/slurping]

[Andre] Hannah,

what are we doing right now?

Here we are at this

huge-a*s castle

for our very special

dinner tonight,

and you wanna say this.

Like, what is wrong with you?

[Hannah] I mean, I think it's better

to have a conversation

than have awkward tension

in the Chateau.

[softly] Oh, my God!

[Hannah]

Does anyone have an issue?

[Gabriella] I'm just confused

why the bully,

Hannah,

is asking who feels bullied

in the house?

So, I'm gonna speak just so

other people have the courage

and they see that we're not

allowing this just to pass by.

I mean,

the whole issue just

between, like,

Dre and I, like, getting closer

and everyone kind of, like,

discussing it amongst themselves

- and not with me.

- Wait, what you mean,

an issue of you and

Andre being closer?

Why would it be an issue?

I think everyone just

had an issue

'cause Grace said

that sh-she liked Dre

and then it just was weird

for a lot of the girls in the house.

- [Downbeat music playing]

- Shut up.

[Gabriella] I mean, it's-it's really

not a big deal. It's fine.

No, it's not. And that's why I never said

anything to Gabriella.

[Telly]

Oh, my God.

I can see why Gabriella thought

that question was about her,

but talk about misdirected fire.

She caught a stray

because it had nothing

to do with her.

I mean, I guess it always

ends up better when we

- [Hannah] Talk it out.

- Yeah, yeah.

[Emily]

If they wanna ruin dinner,

[chuckles]

I can definitely help with that.

♪♪

[Gabriella] Yes?

[Emily]

Hannah and Telly,

I have heard them say

the nastiest sh*t.

[Gabriella]

Like what?

[Plucky music playing]

- [Gabriella] That's so awkward.

- [Emily] Yeah, that's why I

Does that mean I'm prettier

than both of them?

- That's-That's why I'm

- I know I at least I know I am.

[Emily] Just know, they're not your

[bleep] friends.

Telly and Hannah were

calling me ugly

and Toucan Sam,

and talking about my nose.

And now I don't even

know what to do.

I'm, like, lost for words.

That's fine.

Don't worry.

I'm just gonna give a toast too.

I hope everyone sees

and realizes who

their true friends are

and who is not

because there's

a lot of bullshit

when you're making fun

of appearances and sh*t.

I don't [bleep] with that.

Hannah, just got me

'cause don't ask a question

you don't want the answer to.

If you have an issue

with someone, just say it.

And I hope at the

end of the day,

- we can all just move past

- [Marciano] Who are you talking about?

Emily, who's making

fun of appearances?

[Tense music playing]

♪♪

[Tense music playing]

[Hannah] Emily made a

passive aggressive toast

on our one night out.

Just say my name.

If there's an issue,

why are you in Telly

and I's room,

asking to borrow

Telly's clothes?

[Telly]

You want to borrow something?

[Hannah] Making that toast.

I think she was a p*ssy.

Sorry.

You and Telly were speaking

so negatively about me.

[Hannah]

What did we say?

[Emily]

Calling her ugly.

- [Grace] I'm sorry?

- [Emily] You used the word ugly!

You said Toucan Sam,

you said beak.

Toucan Sam? Wait, wait, I don't

even know what Toucan Sam is.

Any kind of Cognac

for me and him

and then two tequilas

for her and her.

You and Telly say the words

"ugly," "beak," yeah.

[Hannah] Wait, Telly and I

talk sh*t about Gabriella?

- I specifically heard it myself.

- Where's Telly?

You're being mean.

[Eric] Emily, you finally

are letting loose,

frickin' bang your chest.

I'm happy for you speaking up.

I see that hot, fire, sexy side.

[Telly]

What's wrong?

[Stephen] I'm gonna ask you

just to your face.

Did you say Gabriella is ugly

and looks like Toucan Sam?

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Who cares?

[Tense, dramatic

music playing]

I know I'm not ugly, Telly.

[scoffs] Come on.

I'm absolutely done with Telly.

I'm beautiful. I know that

I'm [bleep], like, look at me.

But it's mean.

It was wrong for me to

make fun of her looks, 100%.

I should never called

her Toucan Sam.

I throw low blows.

I just need to do better

with expressing my frustrations.

♪♪

[Hannah] What?

Did you say I'm insecure?

- I-I said nothing right now.

- Oh, I thought you said that.

[Emily] I respect you

for literally just saying yes

instead of saying no

and storming off.

Wow. Wow.

Find your pace, honey.

We've had your [bleep] back,

Grace.

You two never speak up.

You guys are fake-a*s b*tches.

I've lost my appetite,

have my steak.

I'm with you, I support you.

- I support you, okay?

- I Hey, I don't care.

I don't know why you're looking at me

like I have 10 heads right now,

but, like, it gets annoying.

- It does get annoying.

- Okay, fine.

- That's how I feel.

- Okay, I get it.

- It gets annoying.

- Okay.

What the [bleep]? Like, wha

I was watching the most

beautiful sunset,

eating this most beautiful meal.

And having this bullshit

happening around me,

it's just too wild for me.

[Hannah] You've already

pissed me off a couple times.

[Gabriella]

The night was perfect,

but now people are screaming,

people are yelling,

people are cursing.

I think we're gonna agree

to disagree right now.

Acting like animals.

[screaming]

I will, I will, I will, I will.

I don't know how everyone's

gonna work together after this.

Fake-a*s b*tches.

Okay.

- What?

- I said, okay.

Really? Because you're

a little mouse

and don't speak up for yourself.

- You're a dumb b*tch.

- I'll speak up for myself

when it's necessary.

- [Hannah] Oh, now you do.

- And this was not. So, alright.

- [Hannah] Now you do, baby girl.

- Alright.

[Hannah]

You're a [bleep] idiot.

- [chair rattles]

- Oh, my God!

[Intense music playing]

[Hannah] I feel like

it's me and Telly

against the whole

entire house right now.

But to be honest,

I don't give a [bleep].

Thank God we're strong.

I think it's an

insecurity problem, honestly.

If you're insecure.

I mean, I'm not like that.

No.

[Dramatic crescendo]

[Gabriella]

She's so disrespectful, bruh.

I'm sorry.

She's so disrespectful.

Imagine, if Hannah

was my daughter,

I would look at myself

and say I'm a failure.

She is so rude.

- [Hannah] Emily, take her pants off.

- [Telly] Take my pants off.

[Gabriella] And she does not

take accountability for her actions.

And I'm over all this drama.

I'm not dealing with it anymore.

[Hannah] Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you guys wanna throw

Telly and I under the bus

- when we've been so

- [Grace] Excuse me. Excuse me.

[Hannah] You didn't say sh*t at dinner

when me and Telly had your back.

I want to sleep because we

have guests arriving tomorrow

and there is so much

that I have to do

to get the Chateau ready

before they arrive.

But yet again, Hannah

is yelling and screaming.

[Hannah] You look like

an idiot doing that.

I look like an idiot but

you're the one screaming

[Hannah] [screaming]

Because you're the one that has

curated all of this drama

between Gabriella.

[door slams]

This is all over me?

Here I am,

the most eligible bachelor.

[Anthony]

That's you, bro.

Good job.

And I've always wanted to be

a eligible bachelor, by the way.

Ooh! [barks]

Like, "Hey,

"you get a rose.

"You don't get a rose.

Here's the last rose."

I'm ready.

I think that's how

the story goes

or the show goes, I don't know.

I'm [bleep] done with Grace.

Uh, we had her [bleep] back.

Emily, we've been nothing

but [bleep] nice to her.

♪♪

[Grace] Being here makes me feel

like I'm in high school again.

- This is [bleep] ridiculous.

- This is [bleep] ridiculous.

Just I'm just wondering,

why the [bleep] this is

all getting flipped on us.

Everyone's shutting their doors,

like p*ssy-a*s b*tches.

[Intense music playing]

I'm a beautiful person.

The world is my oyster.

The last thing I'm gonna do

is worry about that.

Come out. Come [bleep]

confront me.

[echoing] Come!

[Lisa]

Next, on Vanderpump Villa

I'm happy to commemorate

the end of my marriage.

- [guest] Throw it in.

- [guests cheering]

[Eric] You know,

divorce just sucks.

It's the dumbest thing

I've ever seen in my life.

- [bottle pops]

- [Marciano] Dude!

[Eric] [laughs] Here, ladies,

this is for you.

[Lisa] We don't offer

a massage service here. [gasps]

[guest]

Oh, my God. [moans]

- [Dramatic music playing]

- Have I a right to be concerned?

You have.

[crying] You picked me

and I'm disappointing you.

It's between her and me.

[Hannah]

I don't care.

[Marciano]

Neither do I.

[Quirky music playing]

[Eric]

We have all the equipment

[Marciano] Yeah, we're ready.

- [Eric] to satisfy your needs.

- [Marciano] Yeah.

Okay, we need a bucket

of hot water.

I will get that damn

thing unclogged.

- [toilet flushing]

- Now let's see if it works.

- Come on, glorious.

- [water gurgles]

- Son of a [bleep].

- [Marciano] No! [bleep].

♪♪

Why is there oysters in here?

- Hey!

- Did you stick oysters back here?

- Give me that sh*t! Let's see.

- [Marciano laughs]

- Hey, why are there oysters in the toilet?

- Who stuck oysters back here?!

♪♪

[Intriguing theme

music playing]

[Music fades out]