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00x01 - Perfect 0.12

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

00x01 - Perfect 0.12

Post by bunniefuu »

(Slurring)

I've been doing alot of thinking.

Maybe Barb was right.

Maybe I am a little weaker than I used to be.

Well, maybe it's time for this weak little man to make a few minor scientific adjustments.

(blowing)

(electronic beeping)

Alot of adrenaline flowing through, right now.

Sometimes it gives it an FRH.

That's a false high rating.

I am involved...

with a trio...

(drinking)

of sexu... hmm!

Sexually-deranged maniacal rug-munchers.

This'll help to lesson my adrenaline flow.

(drinking)

Oh, liqueur!

Smooth, tastes fantastic.

And it has way less alcohol content which enables me to fine-tune my liquor levels.

Look at that, look at that.

Hardly any shaking.

Guess what? I bet you I'm a perfect 0.12.

(blowing)

(electronic beeping)

"0.16".

Oh... it's...

it's probably closer to 0.14 with all the adre... adrenaline but...

I mean, what the f*ck does numbers mean anyway?