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01x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "IRL: In Real Love". Aired: April 6, 2023.*
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Four singles seeking love navigate its ups and downs through real and online connections but will they choose virtual romance, or go offline?

01x05 - Episode 5

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[TV chimes]

[TV chimes]

Yeah. See? That's… That's the thing.

[in English] Yeah, right.

-Any good news?
-This time here…

[Ananya]
"To know your connections better…

head for your first real-life dates."

-[Pratham] Oh!
-Okay.

[Pratham] So basically, it's for us.

Like, now?

[in Hindi] We got a notification

that we were going on dates.

I can't even express how happy I was.

But their faces were a sight to see.

I don't want to say that,
but it was true.

[theme music]

[slow guitar music]

[slow guitar music playing]

-[Shimona in English] Wow!
-I made this.

This is beautiful.

[in Hindi] Man!
[clicks tongue]

He just stole my heart.

[light ambient music]

[in English] You can hire me as
your manager once you become, like, the…

-Miss World?
-…Miss… Miss World.

Why do I need to hire you?
I'll just take you, no?

Excuse me. I need to get paid.

[in Hindi]
I see.

[in English]
I don't provide my services for free.

When you hire me…

-[in Hindi] This sounds quite similar to…
-[in English] For you.

…something that I can't put my finger on.

Excuse me. I'm just saying,

I would make one hell of a manager.

I'd love to manage you.

You can manage me however you want.
[chuckles]

Depends upon your demand.

Demand and supply…

[in Hindi] I have lots of demands.

I have lots of supplies, too.

Really? Perfect!

[in English] I want to spend time
with our girls, now suddenly…

[in Hindi] Yeah, me too.
I feel like meeting them.

Hmm.

Never mind. Their dates must be ending
because I'm sure it was boring.

[in English] According to my calculation,
their date is a*s.

You know what?
They've only been gone, like, 30 minutes.

[laughs]

Twenty to thirty minutes.
They haven't even reached the venue

and they probably hate their dates.

♪ I was feelin' blue before you ♪

I was in a two-year…
Two and a half years actually.

-A long-distance relationship.
-Mm. Yeah.

And it didn't really work for me…

[in Hindi] …'cause I think
that when I want to, like, you know…

[in English] …come back home
and I just want to relax, and…

and I want that person next to me.
I want to talk to him.

Forget talking, I just want to sit

and just lie down and, you know,
do nothing. Right?

I know that person is there.

So, I want someone like that in my life.

Tell me about, uh… your dating life.

-Oh! My dating life?
-How long have you been single by the way?

Three years.

The last one ended just because, uh…

we just move to different cities and…

-So you are not, uh, like a long distance…
-Oh, definitely, I am.

-You are?
-I am.

In fact, I'm always the person
who never minds traveling for anybody

as long as it's worth it and it's valued.

-I don't mind.
-Don't you think long distance

is like, really hard?

-I don't think so. No.
-Really?

So, what if one day you, like, wake up
and, "Yeah, I want to go

to a movie with her," what do you do?

-You make a way.
-Okay, how?

At a certain time,
if something else requires your presence

as much as your relationship does

and that thing is going to have
a huge impact

on your career and, you know,
whatever your aspirations are,

I think it's totally fine to…

kind of, make things work,

you know, because I think relationships,
as much as they are important,

we are in that stage in our age where

it has to kind of coexistent and grow

alongside everything else
that's happening in our life.

-I really sound like a guru under a tree.
-No…

[both laugh]

Guru-ji!

-[in Hindi] Bless you!
-[both laugh]

[Ananya in English] We just were trying
to get to know each other.

It was actually pretty good

to actually talk to that person

when he's right in front of you.

[Dhruv] Vidushi!

Vidushi, Jagriti,
if you can hear me, come out.

[in Hindi]
Strange! They are not coming out.

Vidushi…

My throat is sore from screaming.
Come on out already

[quirky music]

-But I'm very happy.
-[Shimona] You are happy?

-I'm very happy. I'm not kidding…
-Because of?

Because of you.

♪ Love is clever, love is real ♪

♪ Love is sacred, love is old ♪

I didn't, I…

[in Hindi]
When that call happened I felt…

[in English]
"Oh! I'm not going to see her again."

[in Hindi]
So you agree you are confused for now?

-Right? Like at that moment you were.
-[in English] At that moment. Yeah.

[in Hindi] Okay.
So what if you again flip?

[in English]
You just need to trust me with that.

I… I am trusting you. I did trust you.

-That's why I'm here. I did choose you.
-Hm.

Okay.

I didn't have two options
going for any other person, so…

-[Shimona chuckles]
-[exhales deeply]

[in English]
You're going to get that taunt.

Till when?

Till forever.

So, do you think this is going forever?

You never know.

I think Shimona is a very nice girl

and there are some things
that you can't explain.

I really want to get to know her.
I get a very good feeling from her.

I think she is my vibe.

Crocin is for headache, right?

[in Hindi] It's for body aches.
This is 650, the advanced one.

-Will it make me sleepy?
-No, no.

[TV chimes]

[Vidushi in English]
Oh, my God! Meet Cute!

"Rise and shine little ones!
Head to the Boy Connection House…"

-What?
-[both whooping]

-[Jagriti giggles]
-Oh, my God!

This is what we wanted.

You… Thank you!
I don't need crocin anymore!

You've set up every f*cking corner…

Boys!

Sahib? Dhruv?

-[Dhruv] Come up. No way!
-[Sahib] Oh, guys! Are you serious?

Finally, finally… We're finally… man!

-Hey, hi! How are you?
-[Dhruv] Good to see you.

-[Sahib] Hi! How are you?
-[Vidushi] Good! How are you?

[Dhruv] It's so happy to finally

-see you guys in person.
-[Jagriti] To see someone? See us? Yeah.

[in Hindi] For the past so many days,
we were chatting from our own balconies.

So it actually felt really nice that…

[in English]
…there is a new company in the house.

You've come to our house.
We will take care of anything you need.

-It probably won't look fashionable.
-Except that.

[Sahib] This is ours. I just got this,
dude. Want any other color?

Oh! That's so nice! Oh, my God!

No guy has asked me this.

-If… What?
-Sahib, extra brownie points.

[Vidushi] He got a jacket
but he asked me the color.

Literally, not even my girlfriends
have asked me, which is nice.

If I'm sleeping over at a friend's place…

[Dhruv in Hindi] Dream guy right here.
Make a connection, you guys.

[laughter]

[Jagriti in English] Vidushi,
what do you have to say about that?

[in Hindi]
Making a connection with him?

Connection? Ah…

[in English]
Sahib is acting as if he's not listening.

No, no, I'm here.

[light music]

Cheers, yaar! Cheers to…

-Cheers to…
-Our first date!

Cheers to our first date.

[Sakshi] And it's beautiful.

[in Hindi]
What type of girls generally attract you?

For me…

-[in English] Very free, adjusting…
-Mm. Mm.

[in Hindi] Not someone too fancy.
I don't like that stuff.

[in English] But people who are genuine,
who are not faking things up…

[in Hindi] …and who stays happy
and can make others happy.

-[in Hindi] Yes. Please have it.
-If you're not happy…

-I don't like extra attitude…
-Hm.

…which quite a few girls have
for no reason.

-[in English] Show off?
-[in Hindi] Yes.

-That's a major turn-off for me.
-Those who brag about themselves.

[in English] And then,
girls who exploit people.

-[in Hindi] Some girls exploit.
-Yeah.

But how?

Well, people who are money-minded.

There are all types of people
and I've met all of them.

[in Hindi]
So I dislike those basically.

[Sakshi]
He was saying all irrelevant stuff.

He wasn't focused on him
and it was likewise from my side, too.

We both were in a friendship zone.

[playful music]

-[in English] Here's to…
-What are we drinking to?

Our dates.

f*ck that! No!

-Cheers to the four of us…
-Cheers to us.

-Cheers.
-Cheers to the four of us.

[playful music]

[Dhruv]
Let's go k*ll, Marry and Hook up, sure.

Hook up means kiss, or just going all…

For me, it means all the way.

[Dhruv] Okay, so let's go
k*ll, Marry and Hook up.

Like, you say, you want me
to make it awkward, right?

-Yeah.
-But not… No! No!

-That's too awkward.
-So…

Vidushi, Sakshi…

Ananya.

[laughter]

-g*dd*mn, brother. Ball is in your court.
-So, it's what? k*ll, Marry, f*ck?

-I mean… What? I'm sorry.
-[Dhruv] Just use the word "hook up".

What a great guy he is! Just love him.

[laughter]

-k*ll Ananya.
-k*ll Ananya.

-Yeah, obviously…
-I love that. I like that, brother.

-[Sahib] Yeah.
-Great answer.

-Marry Sakshi and, uh…
-[Dhruv] Okay.

-[laughs]
-And? Finish the thing.

And, uh…

-And hook up with, um, Vidushi.
-[Dhruv] With who?

Oh, wow! Okay.

Okay. That's a great answer.

Dhruv, Sahib, Rohan.

Oh, my God! That's so hard.

-That's what she said, yeah.
-[Jagriti] Dhruv, Sahib…

-You can do…
-Obviously, I'll… I'll marry Rohan.

Uh, k*ll Sahib, uh, hook up with Dhruv.

-Perfect.
-[in Hindi] Your turn.

Ask me. I'll answer in a snap. Go ahead.

-Sahib.
-Ananya, Vidushi…

-Just don't. No, please don't. No.
-Jagriti.

[in English] Okay. Obviously,
I'm going to k*ll Ananya. Just kidding.

[laughter]

Um…

-Marry Ananya.
-[Sahib] Hm.

Oh, my God, guys!

Actually, you know what?
Let me change that.

[in Hindi] No, I'll marry Ananya. It's…
It's safe, it's safe.

[in English] k*ll you and
I'll hook up with her.

-There is no bro code when there is…
-You both can't hook up with me like that.

-She is left, now.
-Yeah.

Me, Sahib, and wait… We are not going
to say Chiragg. That's too easy.

Yatin.

[playful music]

Yeah, I'll k*ll, uh, Yatin.

-Easy for me.
-[Jagriti] Yeah.

Uh, probably hook up with you
and marry this guy.

[in Hindi] If you would
have given me Chiragg,

even then I'd hook up with Chiragg

and marry him only.

When he asked me if I wanted
a jacket of a different color…

-[in English] I was like…
-You can't teach those things.

You like being calm, right?

-All the time.
-Calm and composed.

Calm, composed, relaxed…

Make people comfortable.

-[chuckles] Very comfortable!
-Yeah.

-Good zone to be in, I feel.
-I know.

I appreciate it.

[Sifat chuckles]

[in Hindi]
I like your deep black eyes, ma'am…

quite a lot.

Really?

[in English] I would still like it
if they were lighter.

I would like it if there were
a lot many less things here

than they are right now.

-[in Hindi] But can't help it.
-[in English] Yeah. I know, right?

A lot less things.

[in Hindi]
Especially the lighting is too bright.

[in English] Lights and, like… Cameras.
[chuckles]

-Everything. Let's move it all aside.
-Really! Cameras in my…

We can, like, at least shift them.

[Chiragg in Hindi] I wish.

[in English] The drive back with Sifat…
Oh, my God!

It was… it was something else.
I mean, I thought

Ashita was a good flirt, but I was wrong.

She could teach Ashita things!

[women cheering, shouting indistinctly]

[drink pouring]

[glasses clinking]

[Jagriti laughing]

[snickering]

[in Hindi] Sahib, will you marry me?

Sahib, oh…

-[in Hindi] Hold on a second…
-Be honest.

You know how beautiful and cool she is.

Wait, let me figure out
if our kids will be cute or not.

They will be!

[in English] He has a good jawline.

Okay, lips I'll correct. But that's okay.

That's nothing to do with.
You have nice eyes.

Eyes are okay?

-Yeah, I like your eyes.
-Okay.

Let me look at…
Let me look at both of you.

Amazing! I want to be your kid.

Can you guys like produce
something like me?

[in Hindi] Hold on!
I don't want to produce anything like you.

-[laughter]
-If you produce kids like me,

your kids will go places, crazy girl!

[in English] If you produce a kid like me,
he's gonna be a f*cking star.

[in Hindi] A kid like you will say
the moment he's born…

-"Ah, f*ck!"
-[laughs]

"I'm born at last."

-Basketball… I'm the best player.
-I'm in for that.

Number one.

-Really…
-Do you want a kid like that?

[in Hindi] Yeah,
I think Sahib is husband material.

But he doesn't want to get married.

♪ Love, love can drive you mad ♪

-[in Hindi] I liked it a lot.
-Yeah?

-Yeah. I'll see you soon.
-Yeah.

-Bye.
-Miss me.

-I will… I'm already missing you.
-[chuckles]

[in Hindi] Yo, where the f*ck
is my date? Where the f*ck's Ananya?

Yes, where the f*ck are the dates?

[in Hindi] What's the time?

[in English] Bro, it's eight o'clock.

-It's eight?
-It's nine.

It's 9:00? They left at f*cking 3… 3:30.
Oh, they left at 4:00.

-[in Hindi] No way…
-[mumbles] Listen.

[in English] I'm on alcohol right now.

If I see pictures

of these guys getting
all intimate and close…

I'm telling right now.

I'm being dead serious, bro.
f*ck the alcohol.

I'm gonna let her know
that I don't give a f*ck.

For me, that's breaking my trust.

[Jagriti chuckles]

-[in Hindi] Hold on. Just look…
-Why?

They left for the date at 3:30.
Now it's 4:30… 5:30…

It's been six hours.
What nonsense is this?

What dating nonsense is this?

[in English]
Bro, I want to see Ananya so bad.

-Like, I'll slap the f*ck out of Shivam.
-When this happens to me,

it's the weirdest thing.

But, when this happens to me,
when my legs f*cking move. That means I…

It's f*cking weird.

[light guitar music playing]

[Ananya] Hi!

[Rohan] Hi!

-You look happy.
-Yeah. Happy it is…

[Ananya giggles]

-How did it go?
-[sighs] It was very good.

I finally feel like something will happen.
I don't know.

[light music]

-[Sifat] Hi.
-[Vidushi] What's up, guys?

-[Shimona] Did we disturb you? So sorry.
-Hi, guys! What are the things you did?

-[chuckles]
-Hi.

-How are you?
-How are you feeling?

-Happy?
-Yeah, I'm happy.

[Jagriti] You went to his room?

-[all chuckling]
-Yeah? What was his room like?

-It was beautiful. One is blue…
-Yeah?

-Like, the whole theme is blue. Yeah.
-That's Chiragg's.

Why did you go to the house?

Because my date was planned like that.

He played guitar for me and… Yeah.

[Sifat] Oh! Oh!
[chuckles]

What did he… what did he play?

He composed something.
So he played that. Yeah.

[in Hindi] When I heard that,
I did feel a little jealous.

Because I wanted
to listen to his music very much…

[in English] …because I felt
it's something that's so close to him

and he shared that with her.

Ah! What did you do in the deer park?
Exercise?

Deer park? It wasn't a deer park.

It was just like a random park

and you know, we were just chilling,
we were like walking.

And then, we were sitting on this table
and just talking

-for a while and…
-[in Hindi] Didn't he make you exercise

-or anything?
-[Sifat] No, no.

I had told him not to.

Things are getting complicated.

-Oh!
-[in English] Why?

[Sakshi] What do you mean?

[in Hindi]
"Things are getting complicated…"

[in English]
Can't you understand?

[in Hindi] What is "complicated"?
I know what is "complicated".

[in English] So much tension in the air!

[in Hindi] How is she? I think
she's really cute from what I've seen.

-[in English] She… We have a…
-She looks beautiful.

We have a lot in common.
So much in common. I mean…

[in Hindi] What happened?
[chuckles]

Wait a second.

There is so much to say.
I don't know where to begin.

A curse named "Sifat"
has jinxed my love story.

Or will a curse named "Vidushi"
jinx your love story with Sifat?

No. With Vidushi, it's a lot more deeper.

Right now, for our first date,
it was really amazing.

Hold on.
Do you realize how you sound right now?

My boyfriend is out of town

-and has fallen for another woman.
-Listen! We've just had one date.

-Which was…
-And you've lost your mind

after just one date!

-What will happen next?
-The date went too well!

I can't just refuse to have good dates
and say, "We should just stop…"

[in English] "…having things in common.
We should stop talking."

[upbeat music]

But how was your both…
Because you guys have only

-uh, spoken while chatting and video call.
-[Sifat] Yeah.

-So this was like your first, first date.
-[Sifat] Yeah, yeah.

So, how was the experience? It was good?

Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was fun, like…

I liked it. I'm looking, um,

-forward to… more.
-Forward to more.

-More? Interesting.
-[Sifat] Yeah.

-But we don't know, like…
-[Vidushi in Hindi] She is just smiling.

-She's smiling away. Sorry.
-Quiet. Let her speak, too.

-She wants to know more. Tell her.
-[laughter]

[laughter]

-Come on, Shivam. Spill it out.
-Well…

He wants to know every detail.

No sweat. He can't do a thing.

-Oh, really?
-No, I mean…

-Bring it on.
-[in English] I… I liked it.

[in Hindi] Our thing is sorted.

-[in English] I liked it.
-Trust me.

I love the fact that we can f*cking
joke about it openly.

I… I love that.

Actually… I love it, bro. Genuinely.

f*ck the cameras, man.
I f*cking love that.

[in Hindi] You're not
a f*cked up devious f*ck.

-Right?
-He isn't, right?

[laughter]

-No but, I…
-You think this is their fault?

-It's not a secret why we are here.
-Yes.

-The fact that we joke openly…
-It is a dating show.

[in English] The fact that he knows
he's taking my girl out, it's okay.

Yes, of course.

Such assumptions!

I said, guys, f*ck everything.
I'll tell you the funny part.

And despite that,
you couldn't do anything,

except sitting in the same clothes
right here, sweetie!

And come back and ask us how the date was.

[in Hindi] Bro, he's such a rascal.

He'll f*ck you up in the name of love.
Just you wait.

[cheerful music]

[TV chimes]

A Meet Cute notification arrives.

I knew what was coming.
It would bring excitement for one

and make the other, a laughing stock.

[upbeat music]

-[in English] Oh, my God!
-Oh! This is like a movie.

Oh my God!
I don't wanna watch it with everyone.

[in Hindi] Sifat and I were gawking
at each other, like "Oh, sh*t!"

[in English] It was very cute.

[in Hindi] But it was so embarrassing
to watch it alongside them.

And their faces were worth looking at.

[Jagriti in English]
It's such a great photo.

-Did you guys go to Sunder Nursery?
-Yes.

Okay, looks like it.

[Vidushi] Have to say it was awkward.

They looked very interested in each other.

They were smiling.
They both looked very nice together.

[upbeat music]

[in Hindi] You guys laughed a lot, rascal!

[laughter]

Shivam looks great in this.

-[Sahib] But he's barely visible.
-That's why he said it.

[laughter]

[Dhruv] Oh, this one…

[laughter]

I see Ananya's hand

wrapped over Shivam's arm.

I mean, under his arm.

After looking at that photo,
I definitely felt jealous,

and I just looked at Sahib and I was like,
"I don't want to say anything."

Because if I did,
it will get Shivam pumped up.

[Sahib] Dhruv is like,
"We were brothers, but not anymore."

[laughter]

[Vidushi in English] Rubbing it.

"Watch it! Watch it!"

[chuckling]

-[Vidushi] Oh!
-This is cute.

-[Vidushi] Oh, that's his room?
-[Shimona] Yeah.

This is like, really, really cute.

[Sifat] The… Even I love the room.

[Vidushi]
You look so cute! You're smiling.

Is this your blushing moment?

-Yeah, I was blushing all the time.
-[Sifat] All gushy, gushy…

Yeah, it was not nice for me to see that

because, uh, he was letting her in
to his world.

[quirky music]

[Dhruv] Is that your hand?

No, that's her hand.

That's kind of a weird spot.

[Shivam laughs]
f*ck!

Not mine, it's her hand.

[Dhruv] Okay, brother.

-Oh!
-[Pratham] Oh! Nice!

Wow!

[Sahib] He was trying to hold her shoulder

which made me a little uncomfortable.

But then it made me even more comfortable

because I was like,
if he is doing that then,

like, it's not good for him.
Because she doesn't like it.

[TV chimes]

"Time now for the real-life connections

to invade the virtual world."

[Sifat] "Time now…" Oh!
I think you guys are getting a date.

-"To invade the…"
-"Invade the virtual world!"

[Sifat] So I feel like
you might have to, like, text now.

[in Hindi]
Virtual world means…

We'll have to do something online.

[Vidushi in English]
"Get ready for the first ever beach date…"

[exclaiming]

-[Vidushi] Beach date.
-In New Delhi?

So are we wearing our swimsuits?

[in Hindi] I was told that in a while,
I have a beach date.

[in English]
And I was like, "Beach in Delhi?"

"What?"

[lively music]

So I started walking towards the table…

[in Hindi] …thinking I had reached early

and Ananya would arrive soon.

As I was sitting at the table,
I look up at the screen.

Ananya was sitting right there.

I can't tell you, at that moment,

I felt like smashing the TV.
I was wondering "What is this?"

[in English] Is this our date?

-[Ananya] Yeah.
-[Dhruv] Wow!

[chuckles]

[Sakshi] Hi.

This is what it's gonna be?

Hi.

-[Rohan] Uh, is this like a video call?
-[Jagriti] Yeah, I guess.

I didn't know that.

[lively music]

[Vidushi] What's up?

[Chiragg in Hindi]
I'm in The Bahamas right now.

[in English]
What part of the world are you in?

I thought I'm gonna give you a big a*s,
like, a bear hug.

But that sucks. I want to see you, man.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, I need you so ♪

Where are you?

♪ Oh, oh, oh, I need you so ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, I need you so ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, I need you so ♪

This is really cool! I can't get over it.

I can hear you as if you're right here.
I can hear you as if you're here.

And seems like you actually are.

I definitely really,
really missed you yesterday.

-Yeah?
-And…

[both chuckle]

-Air hug. But…
-Air hug.

But how, um… How did your date go?

How was your day?
Tell me about your day.

My date was good. We went to, um…

-Sunder Nursery.
-I know.

We saw pictures.
I don't know if this was on purpose

but I want to point something out
that literally…

-For that…
-Holding his hand?

Oh, I didn't see that.
You guys were holding hands? Oh, sh**t.

[laughs]
Thank you. Thank you.

They were great pictures by the way.

I mean, not that you guys
look good together,

-but like, the aesthetics.
-[Ananya giggles]

You guys look like sh*t together,
just saying.

He's holding you like this,
and your hands were here.

Okay.

I had a smile. I don't know why
it just made me feel like, you know…

-Like… It made me feel good.
-Okay.

And the next f*cking picture pops up
and your hand, like…

-[Ananya giggles]
-Your hand is around his arm, and…

That made me feel, uh… like, jealous, man.

No, that was not on purpose. I promise.

No, no… See the thing is…

you're here for…
I mean, in a real-life situation,

there's no way I was letting
that happen. f*ck, no.

I'm breaking that f*cking date up.

But I know, like, you kind of had to

and I see, like, you guys were laughing,
having a good time.

So he's like, uh,
"I was making her laugh a lot."

I said,
"No, you weren't. She just laughs."

-"You are not funny."
-[both laugh]

There's 100 percent trust
but I got, like, mad jealous.

[Dhruv] Just letting you know.

[both chuckle]

So how would you feel
if I am going on a date with another girl?

Because I have a date tonight.

[gasps]

So I just wanted to know
how you're gonna feel about it.

-Are you kidding me?
-What?

Because I think…

I knew this was coming.

I was having such a good time till today,

till you told me that.
Who are you going out with?

Um, I have two back-to-back,
like, with both the girls.

We're going to switch after that.
Me and Sahib.

You know what? I'm probably going to hell

but I'm totally kidding.
I don't have any dates.

I just wanted to see your reaction.

Who do you think you bond more with?

-Out of the two?
-Out of the girls or the guys?

Uh… everybody here.

Yeah, I think I bond with Shimona.

-Oh, that is nice.
-Yeah.

How do you feel about that?

It's good. You're a team.

[in Hindi] So is there no jealousy
or something over there?

-Do you want jealousy to be there?
-No, I don't.

Would it make you feel good

or spice up your life a little
if there is jealousy?

No, that's not what I'm saying.

I'm just asking, because it's natural
and quite possible.

So if I said I was jealous,
would you comfort me?

-Yes, I would.
-Or else…

Would you just leave me vulnerable?

-No.
-[both chuckle]

No, I'm just asking.

[in English] When I saw your photos,
when you were playing the guitar,

and you were… I think making her see

your pictures from your past or something…

When I saw that, I was just like,

I wish I got to, uh, see that too.

-Because…
-I'll show it to you. Why not?

Yeah, yeah. I know you will at some point.

-Yeah.
-I trust that.

Um, but that was the only moment

when I was like, I wish I got to be there
instead of her. So…

-But that's it.
-Yeah. I get it. I get it.

So how was it?
Your meeting with Jagriti and Vidushi?

It was very good fun.
We had a great evening.

-Eh?
-Because, uh…

First time they've actually
come to our villa.

-Yeah.
-Otherwise, we've been speaking to them

little bit across but…

And new girls came to your villa.

Yeah. And we were playing
some drinking games and all.

-You played drinking games?
-Yeah.

Why?

It was just for fun!

Jagriti said,
"Let's play a drinking game".

So, it was a… It was a good time.

So for how long they were, uh…

-in the villa? In the house?
-I think…

-A couple of hours. Two hours. Two…
-Okay.

-Around that. Not for so long.
-Okay.

So you found any connection or something?

No, no, no.

No?

Okay, let me tell you this.

So we were playing this game called,

k*ll, Hook up and Marry.

-Okay.
-So it's three things and they give…

you get three names
and you have to choose one for each.

[Sakshi] Okay.

Let's play the game first and I'll tell
you what happened over there.

-[in Hindi] Okay, okay.
-Okay?

[in English]
Okay, so your three names are…

Chiragg, me, and Dhruv.

[cheerful music]

Why you are doing that?

Don't do this to me.

That's what the game is about now.

[in Hindi] Okay, never mind all this.

What did you say when it was your turn?

-[in English] My first thing was Ananya…
-Okay.

-…uh, Vidushi and you.
-Okay.

So, I had to decide.
Do you want to take a guess?

Okay, I think your k*ll was Vidushi?

-No.
-Hook up, Ananya?

No.

Oh my God! This is so confusing.

Oh, so you know, the third one for sure.

-Perfect. Well done!
-Yeah. Yeah.

[Sahib] So you are right
about that obviously.

But I chose, uh…

Vidushi for hook up, and Ananya for…
I'll tell you why.

Oh my God!

But obviously, right?

How… how obvious?

How will you choose Dhruv for hook up?

-That just sounds so odd.
-No, no, no, no, no, no…

You… You just met this girl, Vidushi,

and you are ready for hook up?

No, I'm not. That's the game.
That's what I'm telling you.

But, you should… No, man.

[in Hindi] Vidushi tries a little too hard

to charm Sahib.

Because she always tells him,

"You are like husband material."

I don't get it. When she is already
with someone else, what is she doing here?

How was your date?
I saw the photos today.

[chuckles]

Lots of them.
I mean, today, Meet Cute was like…

"Let's rub it in their faces."

They kept showing it on and on.

How did you think my date was going?

You were looking good together.

[in English] It was a good date.
It was a really good date.

[in Hindi] I wasn't expecting that…

[in English]
…we'd have so much to talk about.

-I think, uh…
-Yeah.

[in Hindi] Like, the comfort
I shared with you, compared to it…

[in Hindi] Just say it.

[in English]
I actually, um, wanted to ask you also.

[in Hindi] I mean…

[in Hindi] It was a great first date.
I won't lie to you.

[in English] We had a lot to talk about.

[in Hindi] Because there are a little…
too many things common between us.

Hm.

[in English]
And the conversation was very flowing.

Are we both very different,
or are we both very… Like…

-Me and Sif.
-Oh, my God! Very different.

Very, very different

Anything I should be worried about,
Chiragg?

[in Hindi] No, no.

-[in English] No, I'm just asking.
-It was a good first date.

[in Hindi] But, uh,
it was just like any other first date

where we talk about general stuff,
but, uh…

[in Hindi] What?

[in English]
I just want to spend more time with you.

[in Hindi] That depends on you.
If you talk to so many other girls,

how can you have time for me?

Then I'm bound to go
to the other villa and chill.

[Vidushi] I also get
distracted very easily.

And if I get even a little attention
and love…

So, so… So, should I be worried?
Is there a rival now? Is there a rival to…

the Chiragg-Vidushi equation?
Is there… is there a rival?

[in English] There is no rival.
But, um…

I had a very, very good time.

[in Hindi] We even played games yesterday.

What games did you play?

[in English] Yeah, we were just doing some
k*ll, Marry, Hook up type things

and we were drinking whiskey shots.

[in Hindi] Okay. But it's good.
You should make friends.

-Make as many friends as you want.
-[in English] Yeah.

I was really touched by Sahib's behavior.

[in Hindi] It was too much…

[in English] It was genuinely very caring.

And, um, I was just like, "Wow!"

"I didn't know people made men like you."
I mean, in my head.

So much so that "Okay, fine,"
k*ll, Marry, Hook up? I was like, okay,

I'd probably hook up with Chiragg
and marry Sahib.

[laughter]

[in Hindi] I think I should take
more trips to the connection farmhouse.

But genuinely, Chiragg, I mean…

[in English]
…if there is anything that I can…

See, I would genuinely want
to make that effort for you

to get to know you better,
to make you feel comfortable…

[in Hindi] …what are your likes
and dislikes.

What can I do to maybe…

Well, I like Vidushi.

[light music]

-[Ananya in English] Bye!
-Bye bye. Air hug.

-[Ananya] Air hug!
-[both laugh]

Bye!

See you.

See you, 4th June.
[smooches]

-I'm gonna see you super soon maybe.
-Yeah.

-Don't do anything wrong.
-I won't.

[in Hindi] Until now, it was quite fine
that only we were going on dates

while they were not meeting anyone
and just waited for us.

[in English]
But now the tables have turned

and it's like, now they are having fun…

[in Hindi] …right inside their house,
drinking all night.

♪ Everybody wants to crash a party ♪

So in the evening, we thought

even we would party like them.

[in English]
So we're going to do party, no?

-[Rohan] I have no idea.
-The same party that they had last night.

-[Sakshi] I'm in.
-[Rohan] Yes.

Sir and ma'ams, what can I serve you guys?

♪ We will be the superstars
We like good vibes only ♪


♪ We livin' like this life
And we do at night ♪


Cheers to health, wealth, success, and…

-Fantastic four.
-Fantastic four.

[light music]

-Hello!
-Ooh!

-Hi!
-Welcome to the house!

-Hi, guys!
-Hi!

-[Ananya] Oh, my God!
-[Chiragg] Welcome, welcome…

[Sakshi in Hindi] Rannvijay and Gauahar
were coming towards us.

Whenever we see them, we go blank.

We become clueless…

out of anxiety, fear, and excitement.

All our feelings from the first day,
come flooding back.

How is it going? What have you been up to?

-It's all too confusing.
-Too confusing?

I mean, I think I'll go crazy soon.

Because when you finally like something

and are about to take things forward,

there are twists and turns.

-Everything backfires.
-Chiragg?

-My love life was going great.
-[laughter]

But now it's jinxed.

-By my online connection.
-[Rannvijay] Interesting.

[in English] What about Rohan?

After spending time with Sakshi,

I didn't really feel like
I was being myself with her.

[in Hindi] And what was the difference
with your online connection?

[in English] It was very nice. I mean, uh…

-[in Hindi] Look at that smile!
-[Chiragg] He's so happy.

-Look at that smile…
-I'll tell you what? I don't really…

He's acting crazy since yesterday's date.

[in English] He's gone mad.

[in Hindi] He's like,
"Why didn't they send her sooner?"

-[Gauahar in English] And then?
-I don't know, something happened.

-[Chiragg in Hindi] He's head over heels.
-[laughs]

-[in English] So sweet! So cute!
-I…

Rohan…

Seriously! I just want to tell you,
you are damn cute.

[in Hindi] In Real Love, IRL,
the experiment we're conducting,

there are two ways to meet
your connections.

Here we're trying to find out
which way works.

If it really works, which one is better?

In this experiment,

you have to be open for that fact.

[in English] You have to figure out

which is your connection,
which one works better.

No one knows. You guys

are the most special lab rats.

-Ooh!
-[laughter]

[in Hindi] Even your online connection
has made it so far

-because both of you have connected.
-[in English] Exactly.

[Rannvijay] Why have you connected?

[in Hindi]
It's not random. There is a reason.

You also selected them and they chose you.

The online connection you have made…

[in English] …if you're here
and you are finally meeting them,

you need to explore that.

[in Hindi]
Tonight, it will be games night

where both your connections,
real-life and online

will all come here.

[in English] All of them are gonna
be here. You're gonna be hosting it.

[in Hindi] We'll be playing lots
of games with you…

-Okay.
-…where you'll find out

which among your connections

might form a stronger connection with you.

Who are more compatible
and whose answers are similar…

So you will get to know for yourselves.

[in English] So we're just here to, like,
make you have a good time.

-[Rannvijay] Help you guys.
-[Gauahar] Help you guys.

I'm actually excited
to meet their connections.

-Yeah?
-The online as well.

-So let's go.
-[Ananya] Yay!

-Are you ready for games night?
-Yes!

[upbeat music]

[exclaiming]

-Hello!
-[Pratham] What's up?

Party people!

Welcome!

The door opens
and all the connections walk in…

[in Hindi]
…and walking in hand in hand…

[Sifat] I and Vidushi
entered holding hands.

So maybe he felt so awkward

that he didn't greet me or Vidushi.

Then Sif asked him,
"Hello! Won't you say hi to us?"

[Vidushi in English]
So he greeted her, he met me.

♪ Where we can go
Where we can go ♪


This is the room.

[upbeat music]

-Games night!
-Yeah!

-Yeah!
-[all cheering]

[in Hindi] Tonight, through
this game night, we're going to figure out

which of your connection knows you better.

Online or real-life connection?

[in English] So love lab… Lab rats.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[Dhruv] Then the games began.

The first game we played was Pictionary.

[in Hindi] Rohan, come, come, come.

[indistinct chatter]

[Rannvijay in English] Bro, do it fast.

[in Hindi] Okay, your time starts now.
He's like, "What should I draw?"

[Gauahar in English] Time starts now.

[upbeat music]

[in Hindi] Rohan's connections.

[laughter]

What are you drawing?

He drew something. I don't know.

-I'll make a better version.
-[Gauahar] No…

Keep making it, but don't say anything.

-Rohan…
-Okay, okay, I got it.

[laughs]

[laughter]

Is it "love at first sight?"

-[Gauahar] Yes! It is.
-Oh!

-Oh!
-[applause]

You should have seen the happiness
on Jagriti's face.

[Dhruv] She was so proud of herself.

Dude! Good!

[in Hindi] This is the best way
to understand that the connections

-are of many different types.
-Yeah.

No matter how bad the drawing is,

if there is understanding,
that connection works out. Right?

[Gauahar] Fab.

In this lab,
she knows her lab partner well.

"Love at first sight." It was quite good.

It's okay, she won this round.
No hard feelings.

-[in English] Oh, sh*t!
-Don't say anything.

[Rannvijay] Ready? Your time starts now!

♪ Go, go, go ♪

[Pratham] Don't be scared now.

Moonlight? Twilight? Twilight.

-Love you to the moon and back?
-[Sahib] Moonlight?

[in Hindi] I was sitting in between
Pratham and Sahib.

[Dhruv] I turned to one side
and saw Pratham,

and I saw the other way.

Nobody in this world
could have guessed what she was drawing.

[in English]
Twinkle, twinkle, little star?

-[in Hindi] f*ck! What is this?
-[laughter]

[Gauahar] Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Yeah, yeah, yeah…

[in English] You're my shining star?

-[Rannvijay] Don't say anything.
-Late night date.

It's over. Time is over.

-Anybody knows this?
-Anyone else?

Knight in shining armor?

[in Hindi] Which I always say,
that I don't know because I never did it.

-[Sakshi] Something I never did.
-[in English] Staring at the stars?

One night stand!

-Oh!
-What? What?

[in Hindi] How could I draw it?

[in English] Okay.

So far, uh, you have realized that…

-that you…
-There's no connection. That's why.

[laughs]

The next round we played was,
uh, charades.

Read this.

Yeah.

[Rannvijay] Okay?

Let's go, bro.

[in Hindi] How many words?

-[in English] Three words. Hindi? English?
-Three words.

[Sifat and Vidushi] English.

-Third word.
-Growing older?

[snickering]

[in Hindi] You were so confident before.
Now do it.

-Falling down?
-Running? Or what?

[in English] Show… Like…

Forget it.

[light music]

[snickering]

-[in Hindi] Time is gone.
-Fall?

-Okay, I feel, like, this is like…
-[in English] Oh, oh!

This is like, what the f*ck? Okay. What…

[Sifat] Oh, uh… Okay, um…

I don't know what that means.
A person diving?

You know exactly what this means.

[in Hindi] Everyone had the same guess.
This is Erectile Dysfunction.

[in English] He's like…

-[in Hindi] Doesn't stand up?
-[laughter]

[Gauahar in English] Three…

-Two…
-[Rannvijay] Time up, guys.

-[Gauahar] One…
-[Vidushi in Hindi] Come on!

[in English] Premature ejaculation.

-[overlapping chatter]
-You could have done this.

Why didn't you do this?

-[Sifat] I mean…
-[Gauahar] Yes?

-No!
-What the f*ck is this?

-What is this?
-You could've made hand gestures.

-[overlapping chatter]
-[laughter]

I was like, "Uh… Okay. Okay."

[in Hindi]
Who are Ananya's connections?

[in English] Got it? Okay. You can do it.

How many words?

-[Shivam] Single.
-One word. English? Hindi?

[Shivam laughs]

[Dhruv] It's…

-What else?
-It's a mix of both? Okay.

[Shivam in Hindi] What?

[in English] The first part.

-Gas?
-[laughter]

[in Hindi] At least watch her expression.

[Dhruv in English]
I'm just gonna keep guessing.

[Gauahar] Only Dhruv and Shivam, okay?

-[Dhruv] Carpet. Car, car…
-[Shivam] Rug? Car?

Car.

[Dhruv] First half of the word.

-Kiss… Together… Match… Connection…
-[Shivam] Connection?

Um… Porn?

There's no way I can guess this,
because what the f*ck is that?

[Shivam] Um… Bond?

-TV, um…
-Connection?

-[Dhruv] Net…
-[laughter]

Porn? Porn? Porn?

Ejaculation, um…

Masturbation? Jerking off?

[Shivam] In the middle of the game,
I just didn't feel like doing it.

Because I was throwing words at her.

If he is answering something, look at him.

You know, she was driving the answers in

a certain direction and she was hoping
the answer to come from that point.

-[in Hindi] That is covered, yeah?
-[in English] Meet Cute?

[Shivam] That was honestly
a big turn-off. I was like…

I ain't trying
if somebody doesn't want me to try.

[laughter]

Family… Family strokes.

-[Shivam] What?
-What?

-What are you watching?
-[laughter]

[Dhruv] Ejaculation.

Cumming? c*m.

[Ananya]
I think I did everything possible.

And these guys
were just not understanding me.

So I started questioning my connections.

Like, do they even know me?

Am I close when I say MILF?

-[laughter]
-What… Oh!

-[Dhruv] f*ck!
-[Sahib] Oh, bro!

Okay, time up. Don't say it. Don't say it.

Do you want to try?

-I think they will get it.
-Yeah. I can.

Kamasutra.

Oh!

-What the…
-[laughter]

[Pratham] That's an insult.

That's an insult.

[in Hindi] Ananya was giving me a look
as if I'd m*rder*d someone.

She was staring as if she would k*ll me.

[in English] "How dare you guess
another woman's pose?"

Are you kidding me?

You could've just pointed at us two.
I would've got you.

Just do this.

[in Hindi] At that point,
I wanted to tell her "This is your fault!"

[in English] Are you kidding me?

Are you, like, literally kidding me?

I have no regrets. No regrets.

[in Hindi] This has been fabulous, but…

If you think this is it, you are wrong.

-[gasps]
-Yay!

Because enough of talking
about these singles.

Enough. Now we want to know you more.

-[in English] Connections!
-[Rannvijay] Ready?

-Thank God, we have a voice.
-[Shivam] Yeah.

You know, they were playing a game.

-Let's play that one.
-Yesterday, I think.

-[in Hindi] You were playing yesterday?
-[in English] Yeah.

Oh! k*ll!

-k*ll, Marry, Hook up.
-They were all playing k*ll, Marry…

Guys.

If you want to k*ll someone,
you have to do this…

[in English] Like a slap.

[Gauahar] It could be anywhere.

[in Hindi] You need to kiss for Marry.

[in English]
Again, we're not going to tell you where.

[in Hindi] And for hook up,

of course, there is a very nice trend
going on these days

where you do…

[in English] So that, you have to be
on the lap of the person…

-You have to sit on the lap of the person.
-…that you choose. Okay?

-Ah, okay.
-[Gauahar] Yeah.

-Okay.
-So, k*ll, slap.

Marry, kiss. Hook up, lap.

[in Hindi] And your options
are not only your connections.

-It's everyone here except me and Gauahar.
-Yeah.

[in English] Okay, let's start with…

Shivam.

Okay. All right.

[humming]

The answers were pretty clear in my head

after, uh, charades thing.

I k*lled Dhruv, obviously.

I married Sakshi

who was sitting right next to Ananya.

And, uh, I did hook up with Ananya.

[Shivam] May I, ma'am?

[laughs]

And I was like, "What the f*ck?"

When somebody doesn't deserve
the attention, you take it back,

and that's what I did.

[Ananya]
You want to f*cking hook up with me?

That's why you're here?

He can go to hell.

[Dhruv in Hindi]
This fool was digging his own grave.

Doesn't he have any sense, or manners?

[in English]
She's not just a hook up for you.

-Dhruv.
-Dhruv.

[in Hindi] Then came my turn,
which I was waiting for.

[Shivam in English]
What a surprise!

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

-Very obvious!
-Lit, bro…

-Very obvious!
-[in Hindi] What's up with these two?

-They are definitely hooking up.
-Hook up?

[in English]
No, that's just my way of saying…

-there is no other woman. That's all.
-[women] Aw!

-[Gauahar] Okay.
-[Sifat] Very cute.

[in Hindi] Vidushi, come on.

[in Hindi]
If you are playing, then be bold enough.

Just show them actually what you feel.

-[Vidushi in English] I'll k*ll you.
-[Pratham] Yeah, sure.

Marry is kiss.

[Gauahar] Ooh!

-Oh!
-Okay.

She wants to marry… Sahib?

What the f*ck is going on?

[Gauahar] Hook up, lap.

-Oh!
-[chuckles]

[in Hindi] I know, ultimately it was
a game. But I don't know why I felt bad…

[in English] …that I wasn't the person
she picked. I was just a hook up.

Pratham.

-Oh!
-[Gauahar] He tapped his shoulder.

-k*ll…
-[Sakshi] You wanna k*ll him?

[Gauahar] Okay. So sweet.

[Pratham] And, uh, of course, my bro.

I'm gonna fulfill
all your f*cking fantasies.

-[laughs]
-In a much better way.

Sahib.

[lively music]

[Rannvijay] Hook up.

[Sakshi] I'm so confused right now.

I'm pissed like hell.

And marry?

[Sakshi] Oh! So finally, you remember me?

Finally, finally, you remember me.

-Shimona.
-Shimona, let's go.

k*ll…

[Gauahar in Hindi] And then?

-Oh!
-Aw!

[Shimona in English] Hi.

-[Gauahar] Okay.
-[Shimona] Yeah.

[in Hindi]
Okay. I'm sure you all had fun…

[in English] …and you got to know
a lot more about your connections.

Connections, thanks for being here.

Party is over.

[upbeat music]

Nice meeting you guys! Bye, bye, bye.

That was a fun games night.

It was a lot of fun.

[in Hindi] You all will choose one
among them and when you do

you will give them…

a connection ring.

[dramatic music]

[in English] Okay.

[in Hindi] These rings

will have the names of
your connections on them. Okay?

Also, to whoever you give this ring,

if they also give you
this connection ring…

[in English] …that means, on this
journey, you found a true connection, and…

that would be the best outcome, right?

-Our question will be answered.
-Exactly.

[in Hindi] Whether meeting in real life
works best or meeting online does,

-and what's going on lately? Right?
-[Gauahar] Yeah.

[in English] Enjoy yourselves. Thanks
for having us, man. Really nice pad.

[dramatic music]

[Chiragg] So connection rings…

This entire social experiment
is based around this.

So when I first saw these rings,

that moment, I realized
that it's getting serious now.

[in Hindi] This will tell us whether
our connection is real or not.

But I'm still very confused.

Actually, my tension has grown.

[Ananya in English]
Will I give it to someone?

Even scarier is will I get it back?

I felt a certain sense of responsibility
that, you know…

[in Hindi]
…we're not joking around here.

[in English]
Connection ring is a little serious.

So we need to level up.

I don't know what we have.

You've made me feel so special day by day.

That's something I've been looking for
in my life for a really long time

and I don't know from here
where it's gonna go.

But right now,
I think I made a connection with you

and I think this is it for me.

She was happy going home.
She did not care about anything,

or anybody else.

I'd like to say something before that.

[suspenseful music]

[closing theme music]