02x16 - Number Twos

[bunniefuu]

Tyrannis: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you

for coming to this
grand unveiling.

Miriam: What's grand about it?

Joshua: I don't see a veil.

Tyrannis: Well,
there was going to be

an archway and a curtain,

and my sister Stupendous
was going to be here.

A military presence
would have really popped.

Imagine I'm standing
under a grand arch,

and there's a full military
guard and all this fanfare,

and I'm pulling down
a huge curtain to reveal...

Miriam: Our street?

Tyrannis: That's what
it is currently,

but it is the future home of

Krapopolis' new Grand Boulevard.

They have one in Corinth.
It's fantastic.

Joshua: What's a "boulevard"?
Like a fancy cow?

Brutus: Sounds like
a real snob!

Tyrannis: A boulevard is
like a street, but bigger,

with a garden down the center.

I saw one in Corinth

and it works like gangbusters.

Kayleigh: What do
we want with a big street?

Tyrannis: We can have
parades down it.

We can march elephants down it.

Joshua: Fancy elephants?

Brutus: Oh, they think
they're better than us?!

Tyrannis: No one's saying
anyone's better than

anyone else!
This is all going wrong!

The announcement
was supposed to be impressive.

There was
gonna be a big military guard

in ceremonial uniforms.

Where the hell is Stupe?

Stupendous: Uhh!

Gus: This was a great call!
So fun!

Stupendous: Right?
I mean, every once in a while,

you gotta pick a fight
that's ridiculously easy.

Enemy soldier: Why us?
We didn't do anything!

Stupendous: We're getting
an easy win. What's it to you?

Enemy soldier: Can you please
just get it already,

then, if it's so easy?

You've been
hurting us since morning!

Stupendous: Aw, crap,
is it not morning anymore?

Everyone, wrap this up.
We got a thing.

I ran back here
for a dumb announcement?

That's why I've been
training a drum corps?

Tyrannis: You have
something on your shoe.

Stupendous: All right, everyone.
Apparently,

this wide street is important.

Soldiers: Buh-buh-buh-buuuuh!

Tyrannis: Guess you weren't
able to get those trumpets.

All right. Anyway,
Scott, release the doves.

Scott: I couldn't find
any doves. I got badgers!

[Citizens screaming]

Stupendous: Ya did good, Scott.

[Theme music playing]

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Male singers: ♪ Huh ♪

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♪ Huh! Huh! ♪

♪ Huh! Huh! Huh! Whoo! ♪

Tyrannis: That's what you
were doing when you were

supposed to be helping me?

Just raiding an easy city?

Stupendous: Yeah. It's called
a vanity raid. It's for morale.

Tyrannis: I needed you
for a ceremony.

Stupendous: Ty, look at me.
I don't do ceremonies.

I'm built for one thing
and one thing only:

ripping guys' heads off

and shoving their head
down their own throat!

Shlub: I've seen her do it.
She's the best in the biz.

Tyrannis: Well,
the biz is changing.

The biz is now ripping

the head off civic duties

and shoving the head
down the throat

of showing up for ceremonies.

Stupendous: I gotta say,
you made it sound

as appealing as possible,

but I'm just not cut out for it.

Tyrannis: You know what?
You're right.

I can't make you do that stuff.

I guess this is how it ends.

Stupendous:
"Ends" meaning we fight

to the death, or...

Tyrannis: No, no,
I'm saying

we just can't
work together anymore.

I guess it's time for me
to find a new Number Two.

Hippocampus: I'm not available.

Shlub: What is
that rock you're rubbing?

And is it magic?
And either way, may I rub it?

Hippocampus:
It's for my girlfriend.

Deliria: The little wood nymph?
Branchy?

Hippocampus: Daphne.
Shlub: That's still happening?

It's been so long
since we heard anything,

I'd rather assumed
it had petered out.

Hippocampus:
Well, that's the problem.

I've been so busy in the lab,

I haven't been paying her
enough attention.

But I'm taking her
to this place.

The Cypress Grove Inn.

Mineral baths, couples massages,
moonlight dinners on the beach.

Shlub: I have no idea why they
call it the Cypress Grove Inn

when clearly it should
be named "Bone Town."

Deliria: Oh, that's
a much better name.

I'd say Nymphy is
a very lucky lady.

Hippocampus: Daphne.
Deliria: I'll call her
what I want!

Shlub: So you're giving her
a polished rock?

Well, that's about
the least romantic thing ever.

Stupendous: Typical
science guy gift.

Friggin' shiny rock.

Hippocampus: Fine.
I won't give her the rock!

Kayleigh: Hey! Dumb rock!

Tyrannis: Thank you all
for coming.

Once Scott has completed

your medical evaluation,

you can line up here
for the interview phase.

Scott: I will be examining
your teeth,

the shape of your head,

and your stool sample.

If you do not have
a stool sample, make one.

If you try to show me
someone else's stool sample,

I will know.

If you tell me I'm just

doing this for
the stool samples,

that's going to cost you
another stool sample.

Stupendous: Oh, good.
It hasn't started yet.

Tyrannis: What are
you doing here?

Stupendous: Ty,
the leading cause of death

among kings is the guy

they hired to help out.

This is too important

for you to decide on your own.

Tyrannis: Thanks for
the vote of confidence.

Stupendous: This is me
caring about you.

Tyrannis: Sounds like
you not trusting me.

Stupendous: Let me spin it

how I want to spin it!
Who's first?

Long-haired warrior: It would
be the honor of my life

to protect the king!

Stupendous: Dumb hair. Next.

Satyr bellhop: Welcome to
the Cypress Grove Inn.

Are you folks here
to save a relationship,

or are you just starting out?
Hippocampus and Daphne: Save.

Satyr bellhop: Oh.
Well, you've come to the most

romantic place on Earth.

We always say, if you can't

fix your relationship here,

you got no business trying.

Satyr server:
Care for an aphrodisiac?

Oysters? Chocolate?
Ginseng?

Plain old grain alcohol?

Daphne: Don't even need it.
Just show us to our room

and I'll take it from there.

Shlub:
Son! Welcome to the party.

We got the room next to yours.

Daphne: You invited
your parents?

Hippocampus:
I didn't invite them.

Shlub: Um, when you
get a chance,

we've laid waste
to all of your hot tubs.

Tyrannis: Stupe,
you can't keep overruling me.

Stupendous: Guess what.
You're overruled.

I found you a guy.

Tell him what you told me.

Man: My name is Zan.

Protecting kingdoms has been

in my family lineage
since before record.

A blood oath to protect
from a decorated warrior

such as myself cannot be broken.

No wound of flesh
or mind would stop me

from guarding Krapopolis.

Stupendous: Ehh?

Now, that's a candidate!

Tyrannis: Pass.
Stupendous: Are you serious?!

Did you see him?!

Tyrannis: I do,
and I find him off-putting.

He hasn't blinked yet.

I saw a fly walk
across his open eye.

Stupendous: That's because
he's looking for threats.

Tyrannis: And he
doesn't see the fly?

Stupendous:
The fly isn't a threat!

This guy is everything you want.

Hey, Zan, are you castrated?
Zan: I can be.

Stupendous: That's
a team player right there.

Tyrannis: He's everything
you want, Stupe,

but I'm the one who has to
be around him, so... next.

Zan: It was an honor to be
considered. Thank you.

Man: Hey! There he is!

The man, the myth,
the absolute legend.

Heard about the opening,
and I jumped at the opportunity

to interface with you.
Let's chat about what I could

bring to the table, how we
could level up your game.

Stupendous: Sorry, weird bro.
We're looking for a guard.

Man: Ooh, are you, though?

Or are you looking for someone

in the business of guarding?

Ty, my guy.
You're the king.

You gotta focus on
that king stuff

and leave everything else
up to someone like me.

And how do we do that?
It's called "brainergy."

Krapopolis is
Vesuvius hot right now.

People, business, culture.
It could be the next Corinth.

Tyrannis: That's what
I've been saying!

Man: Uh-huh! And you'd be
calling the shots.

I'm just the megaphone, big dog.

Hey, you smell that?
It's inspiration cooking.

And buddy, you are
a bread bowl of inspired. Ha!

Tyrannis: Now, that's how
you pitch. I like this guy.

Stupendous:
Are you friggin' crazy?

He's obviously a backstabber.

Do you not see that?
The greasy hair,

the constant rubbing of hands.

This guy is textbook
power weasel.

Tyrannis:
Yeah, my power weasel.

Stupendous: Zan is
the obvious choice!

If you don't hire him, I will.

Tyrannis: Be my guest.

Stupendous:
All right then! Zan?

Oh! OK.
Welcome aboard.

Zan: I pledge my life
to serve you.

Tyrannis:
Welcome aboard, um...

Man: Uh, Wormius.

And, bam, that's how
you do it, Big Dog.

Tyrannis: Could you call me
"Big Dog" more often?

Wormius: You got it, Big Dog.

Tyrannis: Oh, yeah.
I like that.

Tyrannis: I told Stupe,
we need an arch

to pull this off.
I told her 3 times at least.

Then I get there
and of course...

Wormius: Lemme guess, no arch?
Tyrannis: No arch.

No military guard
in shiny uniforms. Just me.

And, as charismatic as I am,
I needed pageantry.

Wormius: That is beyond
frustrating, Big Dog.

We'll get things sorted.
Don't worry about it.

If you want your vision of
a boulevard to be a reality,

you should have the help
of at least 100 men.

You're the friggin'
king, my man.

You mind if I go ahead
and make some hires?

Tyrannis: Of course not!

I'm glad someone gets it.

Wormius: Sick.
Oh, and, uh, Ty?

When we're done here,
people will forget

Corinth even had a boulevard.

Stupendous: How's everything
going with your guy?

Tyrannis: Fantastic.
Wormius understands my vision

in a way that you never could.

Stupendous: If that's
an insult, it's not landing,

because I think
your vision is dumb.

Tyrannis: And I think you're
a meathead for thinking that.

Stupendous: Look at us
breaking up peacefully.

We really know each other.

Tyrannis: How are things
working out with Zan?

Stupendous:
He's an absolute dream.

Zan: You are my sun and moon

and if I ever disappoint you,

my life will be forfeit.

Stupendous: No!
I want you alive!

Zan: As you wish.
And if I ever die,

I will k*ll myself
in punishment.

Stupendous: This coulda
been yours.

Tyrannis: And this...
could have been yours.

Do you have to hunch like that?

Daphne: Ugh. How can
you relax right now?

Hippocampus: What?
Oh, the parents thing?

Daphne: Yes,
"the parents thing"!

How can you be so casual
about this?

Hippocampus: You're talking
about the two most

self-involved people on Earth.

I learned a long time ago,
if I get upset with them,

they somehow take it
as a compliment.

Daphne: So, you're not
going to say anything?

Hippocampus: If I complain,
they get more obnoxious.

Oh, and we're invited to
dinner with them tonight

and I gave them a very
passive aggressive "OK."

Daphne: OK, why is it that you
are the first to tell anyone

when they're wrong, but you
can't do that to your parents?

Hippocampus: Trust me.
Consequences of that

are not worth the effort.

Shlub: Did someone say
double couple massage?

Deliria: I did!
I did!

Tree masseuse:
Any problem areas?

Spots I should avoid?

Deliria: Yes, but I prefer

a human masseuse.

Tree masseuse: They said
you said no preference.

Deliria: Well, I didn't think
"bark for hands"

was something I had
to screen for.

Why on Earth did you even

get into the massage business
with those hands?

Tree masseuse: I like
to help people relax.

Deliria: Not with
those hands, you don't.

Tree masseuse: Mm. I think
you're being prejudiced.

Deliria: Yes, against
being rubbed by kindling.

Tree masseuse: OK,
that's uncalled-for.

Shlub: Darling,
I can do the rubdown.

Hippo, Daphne, why don't you

get on the table first?

Tree masseuse: Is it
because I have aphids?

Go ahead and say the word.
Say the word!

Stupendous: All right,
warriors, look alive!

Except Markus and Dimitrios.

I know you guys are dead.

What the?

Zan: Soldiers! Ten-hut!

Soldiers: General Stupendous!

Your army is ready!

Stupendous: What the hell
am I looking at?

Zan: I hope you don't mind.
I've been drilling them.

Stupendous: Oh, my God,
I've been trying to get

these guys to do
straight lines forever.

They're still
kind of transitioning

from horde to army.
Zan: Yes.

I've studied you, and I surmised
that this would please you.

Stupendous: Well,
you got that right.

So, you must know...
Zan: That you've always

tried to get them to do
synchronized drills?

Present... spears!

And jab!
And step!

And jab, and step,
and spin, and spin,

and toss-toss-jab,
and march in a square

and march in a square
and jab-jab-

hands on hips, jab and present!

Stupendous: This is
the coolest thing ever.

Everybody, give it up for Zan!

[Soldiers chanting "Zan!"]
Zan: No, no, no, please.

I cannot accept this praise.

I exist only
to serve my General.

What Stupendous wants, Zan does.

Zan has no ego or agenda.

There is no Zan.
There is only Stupendous.

Stupendous: OK,
that's a little extreme.

Zan: I have displeased you.
If you want me to march

into the wilderness
until death, I will.

Stupendous: No!
Could you just have them

do the spinny thing again?

Zan: Of course.
And 5, 6, 7, 8!

Tyrannis: Wow! Wormius,
you absolutely nailed this.

Wormius: You like?
Tyrannis: I love.

I'm gonna go re-launch
this boulevard.

Wormius: Bup-bup-bup!
Not yet.

[Trumpeters play fanfare]

Tyrannis:
You got the trumpets?

Wormius: Yeah.
Guess where I got 'em from?

Tyrannis: Corinth?
Wormius: I got 'em from

the place Corinth gets 'em from.

Tyrannis: Sick! And you got

people to put on
soldier costumes?

Wormius: No, no, Ty.
These are your new bodyguards.

Remember I said you needed
a staff of hundreds?

You got your own personal
security team now, buddy.

Oh, speaking of, uh, you're
gonna need to pay these guys.

Is it cool if I go into the
coffers and take care of it?

Tyrannis: Oh, absolutely.
All right, here I go.

Citizens of Krapopolis!
It is my honor

to present to you,
our Grand Boulevard!

[Trumpeters play fanfare]

Joshua: Oh, I get it now!
All hail King Ty!

[Citizens chanting "King Ty!"]

Tyrannis: Do you want to
hoist me on your shoulders?

You can.
Joshua: You bet!

Tyrannis: What's happening?
I want to ride shoulders!

Wormius: Too risky.
You know how many shoulder-borne

poisons they got these days?
I'm gonna have to dictate

your movements from now on.
Tyrannis: Dictate my movements?

Wormius: All the top kings
have their movements dictated.

Tyrannis: I wanted
a shoulder ride.

Shlub: Oh, wow,
now, that's a spicy meatball!

Deliria: Meet me on
the ceiling, darling!

Shlub: I'm trying. I just don't
want to throw out my back.

Hippocampus: It's almost over.

The ceiling is usually
the last part.

Daphne: You know
their sex routine?

Hippocampus: Everyone does.

Daphne: And you're seriously

not gonna confront them.

Hippocampus: He's
a literal monster

and she's a literal god.

If they want to ruin my life,

they're gonna do it.

Daphne: OK, well,
if you're not gonna

stand up to them, I will.

Hippocampus: Uh,
you can't just... Wait!

Daphne: Hey! Stop it!
Shlub: Dreadfully sorry.

So rude of us to exclude you.

Daphne: You two need to leave.
Hippocampus: Uh, Daphne...

Daphne: This is our
romantic getaway.

Deliria: Excuse me?

Hippocampus:
This is not good. I...

Daphne: Your son is
too afraid to say this,

but it needs to be said.
You are being

rude, insensitive,
and inconsiderate,

and you have turned a normally

strong-willed man
into a scared son.

He's afraid to stand up to you,

which I'm finding very unsexy.

Deliria: Hmm.
I appreciate the correction.

Daphne and Hippocampus: You do?
Deliria: Yes.

Even though I'm a goddess,

I'm not unreasonable.

I'm always happy
to take criticism

from a wretched, little worm!

Daphne: Aah!
Hippocampus: There it is.

Mom, could you please
turn Daphne back?

Deliria: When I'm ready.

Zan: General, please,
let me shop for you.

Stupendous: Zan,
are you dressing like me?

Zan: Yes, for there is

no other way to dress.

You are the one true warrior

and all of my focus is on you.

Stupendous: You could tone it
down just a bit, though.

Zan: All I want
is to please you.

You're all I see!
All I think about!

All I dream about!

I just wish I could be
in your skin.

I wish I could be you.
Just literally become you.

Is that weird?

Stupendous: Uh... no.

[Fly buzzing]

Wormius: All right.
You'll be safe here.

This is basically where you're
gonna be most of the time now.

Tyrannis: It just looks
a little...

Wormius: Secure? You betcha.

You're gonna be staying
in here most of the day.

It's just easier
to keep you in one place.

You're too important
to roam around.

Tyrannis: But what do I do
if I want a sandwich?

Wormius: Great question.
You get all that
stuff through me.

Uh, hey, guys!
Get those windows

blocked up for the king, OK?

And how we coming
on those new door locks?

Tyrannis: Shouldn't the locks
be on my side?

Wormius: Nah-nah-nah.
You don't want to have to

deal with all that rigamarole.

Tyrannis: Yeah, see,
that's what I'm wondering.

I know you're here
to help me, which is great.

I just think it's almost like

now you're in charge of me,
if that makes sense.

Wormius: See, this is why
you're the big dog, Big Dog.

That's a great idea. How about
you give me that door key?

Tyrannis: I... am thinking
that is not a request.

Wormius: Wow, I knew you'd
be great to work with.

Nothing needs to be
explained to you.

Guys, help King Ty decide
to give me the door key.

Oh, and I couldn't get into
the treasury to pay your guys,

so, I'm gonna need
that key, as well.

Tyrannis: You need my door key
and the key to the treasury?

Wormius: Yeah.
It's called delegating.

Tyrannis: It feels
a bit like a coup.

Wormius: Can't get
anything past this guy.

You're way ahead of me.

Tyrannis: [Gulp]
Wormius: Ooh!

Did you literally
just gulp, bro?

Tyrannis: There was something in
my throat. The timing was weird.

Wormius: Sounded like one of
those "Oh, no" gulps, you know?

Tyrannis: I can see why
you would think that,

but there's something going on
with my throat,

some kind of spasm or...[Gulp]
Wormius: Oh!

OK, you're trying to tell
me that that one wasn't...

Tyrannis: It wasn't!

[Gulping] OK, I gotta
get this checked out.

[Door opens]
Wormius: Morning, King!

How was your kingly sleep?

Tyrannis:
Scary and claustrophobic

with strong hints of
absolute failure.

Wormius: Oh,
I think of it as snug.

Anyway, here's your crown.

Stick that on the old noggin

and, uh, let's go talk
to the staff.

Tyrannis: The staff?
Wormius: Yeah, you gotta make

some announcements,
throw your weight around.

You know, tell 'em
who's in charge.

Tyrannis: Who would
that be exactly?

Wormius: Ha ha!
Oh, fantastic.

Love this guy.
Help him along, will you?

Tyrannis: Hello, everyone.
Thank you for coming here.

Wormius: Great. Now tell them
they're all fired.

Tyrannis: They're all fired?
Wormius: There it is,

straight from the horse's mouth.

I did everything I could, guys.

[Crowd gasps]
Wormius: Now here you go.

Hand this back to me.
And, OK!

You've all witnessed the king
handing me the official signet.

Only the Hand of the King
wears it, and when he

wears it, he speaks
for the king.

[Crowd grumbling]

Wormius: Oh, you and you,
stick around.

You're gonna need to
build me a bigger office,

but then you're out.
Sorry. My hands are tied.

Tyrannis: You can't do this!
Wormius: Do what, King?

You wanna tell everyone
what's happening here?

That you've lost
control of your kingdom?

How would that go over? Hmm?

Tyrannis: [Gulp]
All right, that one...

that was an "Oh, no" gulp.
[Gulping]

And it set off the other gulps!

Ahh! Damn it!
[Gulping]

[Hippocampus sighs] Could I have
another pure grain alcohol,

and a leaf for my girlfriend?

I warned you.
You're eating leaves now,

all because you didn't
believe me when I said

don't pick a fight
with my parents.

You can't talk, can you?

Hippocampus: You're probably
saying I got some nerve.

This was all my doing.

Hippocampus: Now you're
probably saying the problem is

I didn't have any nerve.
You at least tried.

You stood up for yourself.

Even now, as a caterpillar,

you've got more backbone
than I'll ever have.

Hippocampus: You're right!

Nerve has
never been the problem.

The problem was I lost track
of what's important!

Hippocampus: You know what?
I just might!

[Deliria and Shlub laughing]

Hippocampus: Mom, Dad,
I want to be here

alone with my girlfriend.

You may not
understand boundaries,

but I demand them!

Deliria: Do you know
who you're talking to?

Hippocampus: Yes!
And I'm not a god,

but I'm your son, and I'm
telling you to leave.

Deliria: Well... I...
Hippocampus: And you need to

turn her back.
Shlub: Are you sure?

A caterpillar can go places

Drafty would never fit.

Hippocampus: Daphne.
Turn her back.

Deliria: Fine, if she
apologizes for insulting me.

Hippocampus: She will
not apologize

and you will turn her back.

In fact,
you'll apologize to her!

Oh... OK, OK.
I'll apologize to her.

Deliria: Ugh.

Daphne: Oh, Hippo.
I love leaf.

Do you know where leaf?

Wormius:
What a productive day.

Look at you, getting stuff done.

Night night!
Tyrannis: I just woke up!

Wormius: Yup. Big day tomorrow.
Get some sleep!

Guard: You think he
would ever try to escape?

Wormius: Oh, well, the only
way out of that room

is through the toilet.
I don't think he's that dumb.

Tyrannis: Oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God,

oh, God, oh, God.

No, no, no, not good.

Dirty, dirty, nasty, nasty,

ew, ew, ew, ew, ew...

Aah! Oh!

Stupendous: Zan?
Zan: Oh, General,

I was just collecting your hair.

If that's not OK,
I'll k*ll myself.

Stupendous: It's not OK,
and don't k*ll yourself.

Zan: But I just
want to be you!

All I want to be in life
is you, Stupendous!

Stupendous: You need to stop.
Zan: I can't!

And if I were you,
I'd tell me the same thing!

I'm so devoted to you,
I'm losing myself!

It's happened before.
My name's not even Zan.

That was the last guy
I worked for.

Tyrannis: Stupe, I need you.
Stupendous: Ty!

Where have you been,
and why do you smell like that?

Tyrannis: I was inside
the toilet, and...

I was inside the toilet.
Stupendous: Got it.

Tyrannis:
I completely screwed up.

That guy stole the kingdom
right out from under me.

He seduced me with smooth talk,
and now I'm a puppet king,

locked in my bedroom.
I should never have fired you!

Stupendous:
You didn't fire me.

Tyrannis: I certainly did,
but I shouldn't have.

Stupendous: Nope, I quit,

but I shouldn't have.

Tyrannis: Pretty sure
I fired you, even though

I really got my comeuppance
for it.

Stupendous: No way you would
have had the ba*ls to fire me.

I broke it off first.

And, boy,
did I pay the price for it.

Zan: Hey, brother.
There's two of me now,

by the way.
Pretty cool.

Two identical Stupes.

Tyrannis: Did you...
Zan: Gouge out my own eye?

No, because I never had it.
I'm a cyclops!

Tyrannis: All right, I think
the prices we both paid

are about equal.
I lost my kingdom

and you've got whatever that is.

Either way, I'm sorry,
for firing you.

Stupendous: So am I,
for quitting,

because you didn't fire me.

Tyrannis: Yes, I did.
Stupendous: No, you didn't.

Tyrannis: Yes, I did. So,

how do we get out of this?

You go in and fight my battle

for me like the good, old days?

Stupendous: No.
Wormius has, like,

a million g*ons now,

and I'm just me.

Wait a minute...

Wormius: Gentlemen, a toast!
Guards: Hear, hear!

Wormius: I gotta say, this was
probably our easiest one yet.

I mean, did you see him
when he handed me the keys?

No struggle at all!
[Guards laugh]

Wormius: Oh, it's great
taking advantage of people.

I just play to their
vanity, and they

practically fleece themselves.

I mean, you know all this.

I just love talking about it.

Guard: No, no, we love

talking about it, too!

Wormius: Booyah!
OK, let's, uh,

split the loot, head out.
Uh-oh.

Someone's not where
they're supposed to be.

Tyrannis: Yeah. You.

Wormius: Ahahaha!

What are ya...
what are ya thinkin'?

There are a ton of us
and just one of you.

Stupendous: Actually two.
[Cup clatters on floor]

[Stupendous and guards
screaming]

Tyrannis: Seems like you two
have it under control.

I would just be
in your way at this point.

Don't need another
body in the mix.

Stupendous: Uhh!
Tyrannis: I know once you're

fighting with a partner,
you get in a flow.

Wouldn't want to mess that up.

Really the smart move here is

for one of us to stay fresh.

Probably should go back
and get my sword.

That's what I should do.
I'll just... head out and...

Oh, excellent,
you've got it done.

Well done, you two.
Well, well done, us, really.

So, I've got my Number Two back?

Stupendous: If I've
got my king back.

Zan: Oh, I'll just
get right in... Mmmm.

Tyrannis: Not weird at all.

Satyr bellhop: I'm sorry.
The hot tubs are closed today.

Very sorry.
The hot tubs are closed.

Terribly sorry
for the inconvenience.

The hot tubs are out of order.

The next one,
as well, all of the hot tubs.

Yes, that one, too,
all of the hot tubs.

Oh, I wish I could say
they were in order.

They're still out of order.

Very sorry for
the inconvenience.

No hot tubs today, sir.
Cleaner: Aah!

Satyr bellhop:
Not today, I'm afraid.

Wish I had better news.

I'm so sorry.
I would definitely

not go in that one.

Oh, no, no, no, not that one,
most especially.

That one is
most definitely closed.

All of them are closed.

That one is
definitely out of order.

Closed. So sorry.

Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?

Voice: Bento.
[People cheer]