01x03 - Crash Course in Humanity 101

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Blood..please. I need blood.

Alright alright

I will take you

to have it.

Blood

Blood

Drink blood..

You

You will let me drink your blood?

Yes, of course.

Ah!

We

have to learn about the bodies

and live in them

as good as we can

One more important thing

We must not forget to drink blood

every 15 days

So that we can

walk under the daylight

Stay well hiding ok?

Don't get caught

This body

Heartbroken

Resigned from work

Canceled the rental contract

Isn't life too rugh?

Are you looking for someone?

Kiw..

15 days already

I haven't drunk blood

Damn it

I finally come back to human word

and I didn't even know that I slept with someone?

It's like loosing my virginity!

Noooo!

What are you complaining?

Oh!

Ouch!

The hell?

What is wrong with you?

Last night..

Didn't you die last night?

What?

What do you mean?

Well..

Last night..

I..

You? You what?

Why don't you

put some clothes on first?

There. Happy now?

Tell me, I am what last night

I..

I..

I can't remember it anymore

I would be surprised if you able to

You were so drunk last night

and asking for blood from other people

What?

I did that?

Yes

I had to

drag you to the bar counter

And what happened after that?

You asked for more

Blood

I need blood

I have to drink blood

I need blood

Hey

Calm down

Blood

I have to drink blood.

I need blood.

I need it.

Ok Ok.

Stay here.

Don't go anywhere.

I need blood.

Please blood.

Blood.

I need blood.

Hey slow down for a bit.

Handsome

and so kind.

So cute.

So I am handsome

or cute?

Well..

Both handsome

and cute.

The hell!

Chin.

Chin!

Yes?

Close the bar for me.

Alright alright bro.

By the way

tonight

you taking him back to your place?

Stop being a pervert for once.

Look at me damn it.

Take care of this place.

Ok Ok. I will.

About what you said that I vomitted

I believe it.

But about me compliment you

Did you add it up yourself?

Are you saying that I lie to you?

Well..

Yes.

Why would I call you handsome in the first place?

Take a look again and tell me

Am I handsome?

You.

What are you doing?

I will go take a shower then.

Doesn't he afraid that I would steal something?

Blood

God I haven't drunk it.

If I expose to the sunlight now

I'm dead

But I can't stay in his room all day either

His blood..

No

He saved my life.

God!

What's wrong?

Go take a shower.

I umm

Can I borrow

your clothes first?

Yeah.

Which one do you want?

Pick it yourself.

Thank you.

I will umm wash it and hand it back to you later.

You.

Can you turn aroud first?

Hello.

Hi.

My car fixing isn't done today?

Hoe many more days will it take?

Oh right.

Alright

Thank you so much.

Ok.

The hell?

What's wrong with you?

What are you wearing?

My skin is sensitive especially to the sun.

Just slightly exposing to it

is enough to burn my skin.

Sensitive skin?

What is that?

And why would you use the umbrella?

Well, my skin is sensitive to the sun.

I told you.

Just a bit of sunlight my skin can get burnt.

Come on take a look.

There is no sunlight

See?

We are walking under the shade.

Give it to me.

NO.

Give it to me.

I'm embarrassed enough.

No.

You dressing like this is bad enough.

Give it to me.

Hey you!

The hell?

Damn it.

Are you carzy?

Do you even know how to drive?

Are you blind?

You!

Hey! You!

What is wrong with you?

What are you screaming for?!

Oh?

Nothing happened

Not dead

Can't believe it.

You are really crazy.

You

let's go get change.

I'm begging you.

Let's go.

Hey

How many layers did you put on?

Don't worry.

I will clean it and hand it back later.

It not that.

I'm not worry about my clothes.

I just don't understand why you are so scare of the sun.

You aren't in my shoes.

You don't understan.

Of couse I do.

Really?

You do?

Yes, I do.

I do understand that you are crazy.

You..

turn around please.

This is the last piece.

What are you shy?

Last night I saw all of you already.

Just turn around.

Do not peek.

Who peek?

I didn't.

Finished?

Hmm

Just a moment.

Are you done yet?

Yeah finished.

Oh

Last night

You didn't really give me blood right?

Are you crazy?

Where could I even find blood for you?

And..

What did you get for me?

Red wine.

Juat normal red wine?

Normal red wine?

That's the special wine of our bar.

Hey

Why are you taking me out to eat?

Well

You won't treat me with a meal?

As a thank you?

Oh well I can.

By the way

What do you want to eat?

Well

Can be a nearby restaurant.

Right.

Oh

You umm

Well, you live in a luxurious condo

but you don't have a car?

Oh

My car is-

Ohh I see.

I understand now.

A waiter like you

Hmmm

Might spend most money on the condo rental fee.

A waiter?

Why, yes.

Oh

Being a waiter

you earn a lot of money?

How are you able to live in such an expensive condo?

Stop now!

Hell no!

I've come this far.

Why are you guys so fast?

Come on look at you.

Why?

Being fat

is wrong?

Hey!

You barely escape us here. Shut up.

Go!

Don't move!

Stop resisting!

Let me go!

Wait..

Let me go!

What the hell?

What?

Where did he go?

He can vanish? How?

Stay away from me!

Don't touch me!

Stay away from me!

Go away!

Hey you calm down.

Mick?

Stay away from me!

Please calm down.

Stay away from me!

Mick!

God!

Poom!

Poom!

Poom!

How did you get here?

I don't know!

I woke up and these people already captured me!

We didn't capture you Sir.

He suddenly collapsed

convulsing

and then

stop moving.

We just tried to help.

After he woke up

he start screaming like this.

I'm so sorry about my friend.

And

thanks everyone for helping.

Thank you so much.

How are you feeling?

Poom.

I'm so glad

that you helped me.

Do you know that

now

in Vamp-

What?

in Vamp-

Mick!

Umm Mr.Waiter

About buying you a meal

let's do it later.

I just met my friend.

I umm

I will

take my friend

to run an errand first.

The vampire land-

Hey!

Hey! You!

Hey!

Where are you taking me to?

I can remember your face!

God what the hell

Bad luck this early?

Let me go!

Calm down.

Don't say it yet.

Why did you cover my mouth?

I almost got suffocated.

I'm sorry.

Well back there

You almost said that you were vampire.

Don't forget that

this is human land.

And you must not let anyone knows

that we are

vampires.

Really?

Yes.

I'm so sorry.

I was so excited.

Do you know?

When I was in the vampire land

my life was so difficult.

I miss you all of you.

One more thing

Before I ran away from the policeman-

Right right that's enough for now.

Let's talk about it later

when all of us

are together.

Ok?

For now

You come stay with me at my house first.

And in the evening

I will take you to meet the rest of us.

Really?

Yes.

You guys live together?

Oh my.

Then quickly take me there.

I miss you guys.

I'm dying to meet all of you.

Hey, Mick

Your horns.

Horns what?

Your horns are gone.

My horns.

Horns

Where did my horns go?

Where did it go?!

My horns gone?

It's ok.

No horns

But still have me.

Thank you so much.

Poom.

What the hell?

I'm just kidding.

Come let's go.

But my horns.

Will it grow back?

Only a young vampire

you still let he escape?

What about the other in human land?

What is their status?

I already sent out my men to find their trace.

I will tell them to hurry up.

One more thing.

I've heard that

There's a group gathering the names to change

the city regulations.

I've heard of that as well.

But I'm not sure what the facts are.

Then go investigate.

When you know who is behind it, get rid of them.

Are you sure about that?

I think

everyone has the right to-

They don't have any right!

Even if they can gather the names

and hand them to the high council.

They can't change anything.

Because the final person who has to sigh the

approving

is the governor

If it's like what you say

we really don't have to do anything.

I give you a command. Do what I said.

I don't need your opinion.

If we don't handle them,

soon someone will do it again.

It will cause a mess.

Keep your mouth shut.

And follow my command.

GO.

Yes sir.

How are you guys doing?

I able to gather just a few names.

Most vampires

are afraid of General Lux authority.

That's why they don't sign the names.

I think

we should try to convince them again.

Just in case someone is still scared

we can explain the reasons to them again.

Hmm. That's a good idea.

However,

we still need a lot more of names

till it's enough to hand to the high conncil.

I think our hope

it getting low.

Come on.

Les't not be discouraged.

At least we have tried.

We still have a change to accomplish it.

But if we don't do anything

the change to success is zero percen.

In my opinion

even we can gather enough names

and the council approves it.

The final person who has to sigh the

approving

is

the governor.

I think, would it be better if we hand in the names straight to the governor?

Yes.

Let's hand it to the governor.

Don't wait for the high council to vote.

But the governor is on the vacation time.

We don't know when he will come back.

This is strange.

the governor.

normally he wouldn't be away this long.

But this is a few months already.

There's gonna be somthing

involve with General Lux.

Then

it may not be save for us right now.

If

General Lux knows this.

Hmm

How about

all of us

come stay at my home for awhile?

Just in case something happen, we would be able

to help each other.

What do you think?

Come on.

But the sunlight at your house is so strong.

It's ok.

I will tell the workers

to make the shade

the whole yard.

How about that?

Yes, don't worry.

I've never seen something like this before.

Yeah.

Come inside.

This is human world?

Yes.

Hey!

Zen!

Ran!

Jolie!

I miss you guys!

Hey!

You guys abbandoned me.

Wait.

Why are you wearing this outfit?

I don't know either.

At first,

I was chased by the vampire police

and suddenly appeared in this body.

Police

Yes

Mick

Mick

How did you come to be here son?

Son?

Yes

Son

Well,

I broke up with my husband.

And then

my husband took him to raise when he was so small.

And he wouldn't let me see him at all.

Poor Mick!

Son

Mick

Are you a security guard?

Why?

Why did your father say he would take good care of you?

he said he scraped up child support!

So why is end up like this?

Hmmm, pretending to be a good show off.

I'll call and scold him.

I'll blame him!

There's no need to do that.

Mom

Dad..

He's gone

Huhh?

Huhh?

Is he dead?

Yes, mom

I don't know what kind of disease he is.

Suddenly his tongue was stuck in his mouth.

Mick!

And I had to make a living for myself, Mom.

I'm struggling

wandering

living from hand to mouth

Poor boy!

Anything else?

There's nothing else, right?

It's hard enough, son.

Wait!

By the way,

how did you come to know him?

Umm

Well…

Mick has helped me a long time ago.

That's right!

Yes

That's right!

Today I met him outside

so I brought him to the shop.

Really?

So I invited him

to work at our shop.

Come work at the shop.

Oh, thank you very much.

If that's the case,

I'll excuse me for a moment.

I'll go make a place for him to sleep first.

Or you can sleep in the same room as me.

Well, I can't.

Why not?

Umm Well!

I'm all grown up now!

and my voice is cracked now.

Huh?

But Mick

Auntie Kaew

I'll let Mick sleep in another room.

There's a spare room.

Yes!

Can not!

Auntie Kaew

As a teenager, we'd like to have some personal space.

Yes

I'm a full-fledged man.

If you say so

Oh, I have to thank you once again.

Then I'll go make Mick's bed first.

There's space next to the trash can

I'll clear it up for you.

Thank you

Love it!

Mick

Son

Next to the trash can

Oh, Mom, that's enough.

I'm so happy

Ouch!

Suddenly, I got a Mom.

How?

Yeah!

Leave about your mom for later.

What about the police?

Right!

Right!

You guys

General Luke

He sent his men to capture us and punish us.

Your parents

asked me to tell you

to be careful.

Now

they are looking for ways to help us.

So, Will we survive?

Don't survive

Hey!

If you don't survive, you have to survive.

We've arrived in the human city.

We can retreat now.

Well

One more thing,

You guys

haven't eaten any blood yet, right?

Yes

right!

We didn't go out anywhere.

At first,

I thought I was going to drink Auntie Kaew's blood.

That was a good idea!

Are you crazy?

Can not!

That's my mom.

Hey!

Why are you getting too emotional?

Mom of the body owner

not your mom!

Well, but it's not a good idea.

You look at her.

When she's breathing, she's still tired.

So what should we do?

Why are you so overacting?

I have a place to take you guys.

From now on,

we don't have to drink blood.

So what do we drink?

Whatever!

Just hurry and take us there!

Hurry!

But you're going to let me go with this outfit.

Stop my friend

You're not going anywhere.

You need to stay and talk to your mom first.

Otherwise our secret will surely be revealed.

Hey! It's not fair!

When you came to the human city, you came before me.

Now, are you going to leave me again?

Come on!

We have a lot of time to live in the human world.

Well

It's just the first day you're here.

You can drink blood after.

Guys! Let's go!

I'll take you next time.

Go

Oh!

That's awesome.

Is this a human city bar

like this?

You talk like

you're in a vampire city

and you've never been to a pub.

You guys

contain yourself!

Our secret will soon be busted!

Hello!

Hi

Do you have table yet?

Table

Do we have to bring a table?

Well, that is

We don't have it.

Will there be an available table?

Sure!

Then customers, please come this way.

Please follow me.

Yes

What kind of crazy table is this?

Oh

Well, I just don't know it.

Excuse me!

Isn't the other waiter coming?

Oh! There he is!

Excuse me!

Waiter

Come here quickly.

Sorry!

This person isn't a waiter.

But he's a bar owner.

Go! Go take care of other customers.

Hello Sir!

Is there anything this waiter

can do for you?

I need to say sorry.

I misunderstood

Well

I'd like

a bottle of the wine

you gave me last night.

Last night's red wine

We sell it by the glass.

Then

give me 4 glasses.

Sure!

Please give me a moment.

Bar owner?

He's acting like a waiter.

Here is

your red wine.

Chin!

Contain yourself!

Chin!

I think

he likes you.

Umm

Whh What?

Are you crazy?

Like me?

Nonsense!

t's better to drink wine.

Come!

Cheer!

There's no need to hurry, guys.

Just walk slowly

Catch!

Okay

Will this be good?

Good!

Believe me!

Are you ready?

If it doesn't work,

your skin will definitely get burned.

True

Come!

Why are you screaming?

It's nothing!

You guys stepped on my feet!!

Oh! I think what is wrong with you?

But it's okay to be nothing!

Yeah!

Mick!

How can you act so close to them like this?

But

Mom

No! But

Mom, I

Don't speak.

Come help mom in the house now.

But

Mom!

Mom

Ouch! It's twisted like a motorcycle!

Go!!

Mick! Sorry!

Hey!

I told you

it worked.

You keep doing it, Mick.

Poom

What are you going to do

with your life right now?

You're the worst.

Umm

No job

No place for living

Or you can come live with us.

Right!

No!!

I'm the one who invited you guys to come.

Do I still have to relied on you guys?

I'll make my life better.

Why are you so proud of your dignity?

I'm not arrogant.

But you try to think about it first.

I came here

so I could become human again.

I'll make my life better.

I've already thought

about what I'm going to do.

Please!!

Please take me to work.

Please!

But my bar is small

and all staffed.

I don't take a lot of money.

I can take half

of your waiter

But I'd like some red wine

every 15 days. Is that possible?

Did you hear what I said?

I'm not hiring any more waiter.

There are no more vacant positions.

But!

I'm

very good at serving,

come to work every day

without leave

no slack off

no shirk

Please hire me.

Please!!

Please

Please

Don't you believe me?

You'd better watch out!

Come on!

I'll serve it.

Which table?

Table 3

Where is table 3?

Well, I think

I'd better go serve myself.

I just

don't know the table.

When I knew that

I was very good at serving.

If I know

Rapidly!!

Customers won't wait long at all.

Please!

I beg you

Please take me to work.

Please!!

Please

Peek-a-boo

How did you get in here?

How did I get in doesn't matter.

The matter thing is

will you hire me to work or not?

No!

Yes

No!

Yes

No!

Please say yes!

I really want to work in your bar.

Please!!

I said no!

Please!

Please say yes!

Hey you!

Please say yes!

Hey Bro!

I don't see anyone.

Damn!

You think you can escape me?

Who are you hiding from?

I hid that perverted man who asked for a job.

Oh, really?

Yes

What kind of person

doesn't know how to be so stubborn?

Said I didn't hire him and still wanted to work.

So why don't you hire it?

There are no more vacant positions.

Hey!

Please hire me!

Please hire me!

Listen!

No!

Yes!

No!

Noooo!!!

Yes!

Please!!

Hey! Wait!

So you still don't have a job

or a new place to live?

What are you doing? I'm really asking.

In a few days you'll have to move out.

Do you think you'd be a little eager for me?

You stop complaining me first.

I'm trying.

Trying?

How do you try?

I see you going to bar every day.

What are you going to do?

Come on!

I have my own way.

And if you still don't have a job

or a place to live?

What am I going to do with your life?

You can't go to my house.

There's no room for you anymore.

Hey!

I knew it!

you go to stay at the temple.

Go live with monk

and eat rice from the alms bowl to survive.

I think this way will

work!

Stop it!

Can you stop

thinking about it for now?

If the heart is tired

Fingers crossed!

In 2 more days you have to move out.

You asked him to postpone it for a week.

Don't you remember?

What about your money? It's run out, right?

I won't lend it to you.

Don't look at me like that.

Or do you like this one more?

No

I've got snacks now.

What are you guys doing?

I choose souvenirs

souvenirs?

What is the souvenirs?

It's a wedding souvenirs!

Wedding

Whose wedding is it?

So who will get married?

You really don't know?

Haven't you noticed anything?

Notice?

Oh!

Is it my mom?

Or the body owner's mom

is about to remarry?

I just got a new mom.

So I have to get a new father too?

Stop!

You're about to get married.

Silently!

Are the two of you getting married?

When are you going to make love?

Or since

he came down to the human city?

You're just starting to play overacting, right?

You're as irritable as ever.

keep calm!

I told you

the owner of the body that

they were in a relationship,

so we had to get along together.

really

I don't think

both of you

who secretly have feelings for each other.

No!

I think that's right.

I think you'd better hurry and get to work.

Then I'll call your mom to take care of it.

That's it.

Both of you are embarrassed.

See!

You're embarrassed.

And you're embarrassed too.

Hey!

Are the both of you embarrassed?

Auntie Kaew

Tom doesn't work, Auntie Kaew.

Auntie Kaew

My mom!

Auntie Kaew

Are you shy?

I knew it!

I think

better to go choose something.

Umm

What?

Come on!

You acted like

you were shocked last night.

What?

What was it last night?

Do I still have to say it?

Here

I'm yours now.

You're responsible for me.

What are you responsible for?

Hey

This is the first time

since I came to the city.

City

Come to the city,

left the farm, left the rice field to find the dream.

Enough!

How will you be responsible?

You must take me as a waiter

and give me red wine

every 15 days.

Huh?

You don't have to say Huh!

Agreed to that.

Let's disperse and bring those children back.

If they resist, you can have them take you back.

Yes, Sir!

GO

Separate!