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01x05 - No One Is a Prophet in Their Own Land

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Bandito". Aired: January 31, 2024.*
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His name is Kevin Tapia. But in Europe he's known as "Il Baby Bandito". This is the story of the skater that pulled off the heist of the century in Chile.

01x05 - No One Is a Prophet in Their Own Land

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[upbeat funky music playing]

[men chattering in Italian]

I want more ♪

[in English] Kevin, kick-flip!

- Whoo!

- [man chatters in Italian]

I want more ♪

NO ONE IS A PROPHET IN THEIR OWN LAND

ROME, ITALY

[music continues]

[in English] Look where we are.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

- You think you're leaving me satisfied ♪

- [church bell clanging]

Well, I ♪

- One, two, three.

- I need a little more, more, baby ♪

- Gimme more, more, honey ♪

- [phone chimes]

- Something more, more, baby ♪

- [notifications trilling]

No fame, no glory.

- I need more, more, honey ♪

- [engine revs]

- [notifications beep]

- Give me just a little something ♪

- Yes?

- Yes!

[both laughing]

Don't make me beg ♪

- [church bell tolling]

- I want more ♪

[laughs]

Oh, won't you give me

What I'm asking for? ♪

[laughs]

- Oh, here. Um, regalo.

- [woman] Grazie.

[Kevin] Versace.

[laughs]

Oh, won't you give me

What I'm asking for? ♪

I got a little rhythm ♪

[Génesis laughs]

- You chickened out.

- Huh?

- [Génesis] You chickened out.

- No way.

[music continues]

- [camera clicking]

- [notifications chiming, trilling]

- Check out all those likes.

- [Génesis] Looking good.

You got famous right away.

- Check it.

- I want more ♪

Look at this.

- Wow. That's incredible.

- It is.

You think we need more clothes?

- Yes.

- I want more ♪

Oh, won't you give me

What I'm asking for? ♪

BASED ON REAL EVENTS

[music ends]

MODIFIED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND OURS

[slot machines chiming softly]

[unsettling music playing]

f*cking piece of sh*t.

[keypad clacking]

Traitor.

f*cking TRAITOR

[huffs]

[exhales deeply]

- [Génesis] You chickened out!

- [Kevin] Huh?

- [Génesis] You chickened out!

- [Kevin] No way.

- [Génesis] Get the Colosseum.

- [Kevin] 'Kay.

- So where are we now? [laughs]

- [Kevin] We're in Roma.

Hey. That's enough.

Forget about getting in touch with him.

This is how we'll talk to each other.

I'll help with whatever I can.

So how much longer do we have to hide?

I don't know.

As soon as it's safe, I'll come find you.

I'm sure we're gonna be fine.

I'm worried about Kevin,

so take care of him.

So they don't find him.

Promise?

I do.

- And, um [clears throat]

- What?

Take care of yourself, hmm?

[poignant piano music playing]

- Bye.

- [Ana] Mm, bye.

- [kiss]

- Bye.

- Take care.

- You too.

[Panther sighs]

[music continues]

[Enzo, echoes] I thought

you'd be happy to see me.

[Mística, echoes]

I don't want you here, Enzo.

[music continues]

[Bozo] This is getting intense.

And people are getting k*lled.

Here.

This guy

is Leonel Poblete.

[dramatic sting]

[g*nsh*t]

[Bozo] He had an auto repair shop

where they fenced stolen cars.

The burned van from the heist

had to have come from somewhere.

Maybe this guy had the key to the van.

That's what we gotta find out.

[prosecutor] Mm

We have to keep an eye out

if they start hunting each other.

Because a lot of big bad players

will be after that money,

and they'll end up

blowing the whistle on themselves.

Some gathering

where somebody else sees a souped-up car,

or a friend of a friend,

or something bigger goes down.

Who knows?

The question here, Bozo,

is where's the money?

[church bell tolling]

[bird wings fluttering]

[Génesis laughing]

They won't all fit. [chuckles]

This thing's gonna overflow.

Okay, I give up.

[sighs] Mm.

- So, hey.

- [Génesis] Hmm?

I love you.

- [sensual electronic music playing]

- I love you back.

How much?

To infinity.

For how long though?

Until forever.

[music continues]

- [reggaeton music playing]

- [breathing heavily]

[man singing in Spanish]

[heavy breathing echoing]

[music continues]

[Génesis moans]

[heavy breath echoes]

[music drowns out background]

[woman] That's it.

Now try one both together.

From another angle.

Oh, I love that.

[camera shutter clicks]

[woman] We got it.

[camera shutter clicks]

[exhales slowly]

[music fades]

I was thinking

after we're done in Rome,

we could get a place out in Milan.

But first, we should travel

all around Europe.

You leave the finances to me.

I don't wanna be poor again, boo.

[scoffs]

That won't happen.

All this bullshit was worth it.

If you work hard and apply yourself,

all this could be yours.

[both chuckling]

[reggaeton music resumes]

I'D LOVE TO LIVE LIKE YOU!

[music ends]

[Bozo] We managed

to locate the hardware store

where that model of bolt cutters

was purchased.

This is security cam footage

from the day before the robbery.

You can't see the kid's face,

but we got a lead on him anyway.

- [touch pad taps]

- [prosecutor] Huh. He's a skater.

Exactly.

[skateboard clacking]

[car horn blares]

- [skateboards clacking]

- [ominous music playing]

[music continues]

[church bell clanging in distance]

[patrons chattering indistinctly]

[unsettling music playing]

- [woman] I love that outfit.

- [Génesis] Really?

- Yes.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

Where are you from?

- Chile.

- [woman] You're kidding.

My boyfriend's from Chile.

- Really?

- I mean, he's Italian.

But his family is from,

like, the south or something.

So, you guys live here?

Yeah.

I mean, between Rome and LA,

but mostly here.

Well, I have to introduce you

to my boyfriend.

[clicks tongue] She's from Chile, sweetie.

[man] Ángel.

- [kiss]

- [Génesis] Génesis.

This is Kevin, my boyfriend.

- Ciao.

- Piacere. Ángel.

- Kevin.

- [woman] Ciao.

- Are you guys on vacation?

- [Kevin] Yeah, vacation.

- Mm-hmm. Congratulations.

- [Génesis chuckles]

We should take them to some parties.

We should.

- [electronic dance music playing]

- That sounds great.

Turn me on, turn me on ♪

Turn me on ♪

Turn me on, turn me on, turn me on ♪

Turn me on, turn me on, turn me on ♪

Turn me on, turn me on, turn me on ♪

- [indistinct chatter]

- [laughter]

Nothing for it, go to the rhythm

Baby, throwback, ha-ha ♪

Nothing for it, go to the rhythm

Baby, throwback, ha-ha ♪

Go to the rhythm, baby, throwback ♪

- Ha-ha ♪

- Baby, throwback ♪

Nothing for it, go to the rhythm

Baby, throwback ♪

Turn me on, turn me on, turn me on ♪

Turn me on, turn me on ♪

I lived in Rome my whole life,

so it's been a while.

I go to Chile every once in a while

to see family, but that's it.

[Kevin] What do you do

to maintain your lifestyle?

'Cause on your Instagram,

you've got cars and yachts.

Well, I've got good connections.

And I own some businesses in the Alps.

Fashion, tourism

Tourism, man?

I like that.

How 'bout you?

How'd you end up here in Rome?

Mm I got a business in Chile.

And I I fix up cars and motorcycles.

I specialize in the cars,

and my friend handles the motos.

- But I love to skate. I do it a lot.

- [Génesis] Kevin, baby.

- My love. Sorry.

- Ah, you're a skater?

- [Kevin] Yeah.

- Bravo.

I feel like sh*t. Can we go?

- You're cold, princessa.

- I think my blood pressure dropped

[woman] Maybe she needs water.

Want me to grab you some?

- No. I just wanna go home.

- [Ángel] Good idea.

- Okay.

- Let's go.

- Yeah. Let's go.

- [Génesis] Yeah.

- I feel like crap.

- [Kevin] Yeah, let's go.

- We gotta take off.

- Ciao.

- So sorry.

- Ciao, bellissima.

[Génesis] Ciao. Mwah. Come on.

- [Kevin] Ciao.

- Ciao, skater.

- [Kevin] Ciao, bella.

- Ciao.

Take care!

[Génesis] Thank you.

- [Kevin] What happened?

- [Génesis] I puked in the bathroom.

Uh, Kevin, I hated to leave early,

but I felt like absolute sh*t.

I'm so sorry.

Did you see the number of followers

she has on Instagram?

MISSING

- [Kevin] Génesis.

- [Génesis] What?

Your parents are looking for you.

They're on the hunt.

[Génesis] What?

What are you talking about?

Look at this sh*t your mom posted,

and look how many people have shared it.

Sh

What do we do?

I'll call her, okay?

I'll tell her to take it down.

It's not the first time I've ran away.

- And if she won't?

- What a f*cking wh*re.

No, I'll tell her that I'm

that I'm doing fine.

- Trust me. I know her. It'll be okay.

- [phone rings]

[phone ringing, beeps]

Hello.

[mother] Hello?

[Génesis] Mom.

[mother] Hello?

- Mom, it's me.

- [mother] Where are you?

[Génesis] Can you delete

that post you put up?

- [mother] But

- You're exposing me.

And you're exposing Dad,

and you're exposing yourself.

I'm fine, okay?

[mother] We've been

looking for you for days.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

- [mother] Who are you with?

- I'm by myself. I'm okay.

- [mother] And Kevin?

- I'm not with him anymore.

- [mother] But you

- I don't ever wanna see him again.

[mother] Please,

just send me your location.

I'm not gonna tell you.

Please, delete the post.

- [mother] This is serious.

- It's embarrassing.

- [mother] Génesis.

- Can you do it now, please. Okay?

- [mother] But, sweetheart

- Just do it.

[mother] It's not necessary

to take it down. I can

How'd she sound?

Fine.

- She's okay?

- Yeah.

She'll take it down.

I'll call her again

if it's not down by tomorrow.

You did perfect.

Do you think

that we're being irresponsible?

Why?

Everything's going good.

We f*ck without condoms.

But you're on the pill, aren't you?

- [Génesis] Sometimes.

- What do you mean?

I sometimes forget 'em.

THE WINE PALACE

[soft tinkling piano music playing]

[waitress] This way, please.

[Panda hums]

- Your menu.

- [Nidia] Thank you.

[Panda] Thanks a lot.

- What are

- What are you gonna order?

I don't know what half these things are.

- [chuckles]

- [chuckles] Neither do I.

[both chuckle]

You gotta put that napkin in your lap.

What's it for?

To put over your legs, so you don't spill.

Watch me.

[Nidia] Mm!

We could've just stayed at your house

and eaten whatever you have.

Rice and fried egg?

No.

[chuckles]

How are you going to pay for all this?

Don't worry about it. I've got it covered.

Only the best for you.

And what is that?

I don't know. A nice house together.

No more fish in a can.

[chuckles]

[Panda] Traveling the world.

Yeah, but we'd have to be born

into a different life for that.

No, we can be living it.

But to live the good life,

you have to work hard, gotta study.

Do you wanna go to school?

I don't really need to go to school.

[chuckles]

No, but I'm serious.

Why don't we go away together?

- Like Kevin.

- I don't get it.

Under the table, I have a bag

full of more cash than any payday.

- [dramatic sting]

- We can do whatever we want to do.

What did you smoke, Panda?

If you want,

I can pay for anything you ask for.

Anything you need to paint,

or if you wanna get your degree.

You're kinda goin' crazy.

I'm not going crazy, but I will go crazy,

if you don't listen to me, do you get it?

I'm gonna need some air.

- [gasps] What are you doing? Let me

- Where you going?

[dramatic pulsating music playing]

[clattering]

Nidia, watch my bag.

- [Natalia] What's wrong?

- One second.

[bag zips]

[dramatic music continues]

[thumping dance music playing]

[lyrics in Spanish]

[sniffs]

[woman] Hey.

Yeah, it's me.

You know, there's a guy here

that's spending big bucks.

He's been in here for three days.

I've got this funny feeling he's involved.

Why don't you swing by and have a look?

[ominous music playing]

[muffled dance music thumping]

NIGHTCLUB

[dance music playing loudly]

[music intensifies]

- [Mística] Why are you here?

- [dancer screams]

- What are you doing, m*therf*cker, huh?

- [Enzo] No! Nothing! No!

- Where's the money, as*h*le?

- No! [groans]

- Shut your f*cking face!

- No! [groans, grunts]

[Mística pants]

No! [grunts]

- What d'you do with the money?

- Nothing.

- What d'you do with the money, f*ck?

- Nothing. Nothing.

- [choking groan]

- I'll wait for you outside.

You bring me what you stole

or I'll k*ll you!

- [spits]

- [grunts]

- [yelps]

- [slaps]

[groaning]

[Enzo grunts]

- [groans]

- [dramatic music playing]

[muffled dance music plays in background]

[dance music fading out]

[suspenseful electronic music playing]

[music swells, fades]

[house music playing]

[Vulture] Bring him to me.

- This way, f*ck.

- Watch it, dude.

- [grunting, gasping]

- [glass shatters]

[groans]

[music fades]

[suspenseful music playing]

LAZARUS FUNERAL HOME

[music fades]

[nearby traffic whizzing]

[siren wailing in distance]

[dramatic music playing]

There's a guy is following

[music continues]

[music fades]

[music resumes]

[Panther] Run! Run! Run! Run!

[g*nshots]

- [music fades out]

- [Panther panting]

[unsettling music playing]

[dogs barking in distance]

[Panda breathing heavily]

[whispers] Go that way, kid. Run now.

- No. Why?

- For f*ck's sake, kid.

[whispering] Get outta here.

Do you wanna die?

Now move your a*s. Go ahead.

[Panther breathing anxiously]

Come on. Come on.

[grunts]

[car ignition chugging]

[ignition chugging]

[g*nshots]

[ignition chugging]

[engine starts]

[Panther] Get off me, dude.

[grunting]

[groaning]

[Russian] Stand up! Get up!

[music swells, fades]

[panting]

[fluorescent light buzzing]

[elevator clanks, whirs]

[Panda] I just ran.

I don't know if he got Panther.

[Mística] What do you think is going on?

They wanna take our money?

No, they wanna get it back.

[Mística] So these m*therf*ckers

are coming after us?

Did you know about this

from the beginning?

[Panda] There was an accident

the night before the heist.

- [Mística huffs]

- Kevin f*cked up royally.

[Mística scoffs]

Panther tried to fix everything,

and they offed Greyhound.

He is the son of the guy behind the plan.

And we didn't tell you

'cause you might worry.

Oh, I might worry?

These guys are bloodthirsty.

They hang out the bodies

when they behead people.

That's why they're "the Butchers."

I don't know if they got Panther.

But Kevin and Génesis are gone.

- We're the only ones left of the team.

- Where did they go?

To Italy.

They stole our money.

No, I don't think so.

Scumbags.

You're all scumbags.

- Go on, get out.

- But you and me, we

Get out of here

before I break your face in.

Get out, and I don't wanna see you again.

Leave, shithead.

[Panda sniffs]

[tense music playing]

[footsteps approaching]

[Russian] Come on, f*ck.

Let's take a walk.

Walk, walk, walk, walk.

Go, go, go.

[Panther breathing heavily]

[dramatic sting]

PUP 1

[heavy breathing on video]

[chuckling]

[Greyhound] Puppy dog.

Little puppy dog. [chuckles]

- [continues chuckling]

- [metal tapping]

GLORIA MEATPACKING SINCE 1967

- [metal tapping]

- [tense music continues]

[Panther grunting]

Move, m*therf*cker.

This m*therf*cker is the Panther.

Old-timer, I saw him with a kid,

friend of the skater.

[Amador] Ah.

Do you know this man?

[dramatic sting]

No. No, I don't.

Listen to me.

I've been looking for these f*cking guys

for days, and I finally got one of them.

But these g*ons showed up,

and the kid got scared. He escaped.

We're all after that money.

Yeah.

Do you think I'm some kinda moron?

You better tell me where's the money.

[tense music playing]

You think if I had that money

I'd be in a place like this? [scoffs]

You can search my house.

[grunting]

Listen, m*therf*cker, start talking.

Look at me. Look up.

Up, up, up, up, up.

Now listen to me. Where is it?!

One, two

Put the g*n down, puppy dog.

Hmm?

[tense music continues]

[Amador] Leave him.

Let's do this b*stard. Get him down.

[Enzo grunts]

[sighs wearily, groans]

[ragged breathing]

Where did you get all of that money?

- [metal clatters]

- [breathes anxiously]

You gonna talk,

or am I gonna have to get it out of you?

- [music intensifying]

- [ragged breathing]

Her name's Mística.

She lives in El Lucero.

Sh She has a warehouse. Her hideout.

I swear, that is everything that I know.

Ah.

[tense music ends]

- [bag zips]

- [objects shuffling]

[g*n clip clacking]

[dramatic music building]

- [panting]

- [nearby footsteps shuffling]

[fluorescent light buzzing]

[silenced shot]

[grunts softly]

[tense music playing]

Put her in the freezer.

[man panting]

[Bozo] It's a whole community.

If a skater moves up, everyone knows.

They all end up hanging out together

at skate parks, parks, plazas, all that.

I told them

that I was organizing a major tournament

for a city skating event.

I got on forums, groups, chat rooms.

And there he was.

- All the skaters know who he is.

- [touch pad clacks]

- [prosecutor] "Kevin."

- [Génesis laughs]

[Bozo] Kevin Tapia, yeah.

He's 22 years old.

- [Génesis] You chickened out.

- No way.

We have an informant

who's infiltrated the group of skaters.

[Kevin] Enjoying life.

[laughing]

Who's the girl? What is she about?

[Bozo] That's Génesis Roca.

She's 21 years old.

Apparently, she's his partner, girlfriend.

I don't know.

Her parents posted a missing-persons post

on social media,

but just deleted the post

a couple of hours ago.

They left last Thursday

on a flight outbound to Rome, Italy.

Impressive work, Bozo.

Good intuition, good fieldwork.

It's impressive.

We're very close, Prosecutor.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Nidia muttering indistinctly]

[Panda sniffs]

[busy signal]

- [beep]

- Nidia, gimme the bag back.

[music intensifying]

[gulps]

[beeping]

[line ringing]

You thief. Gimme my f*cking bag! sh*t!

[phone ringing]

[music fades]

[Latin guitar music playing]

[lyrics in Spanish]

You're doing the right thing, Nidia.

You have nothing to worry about.

[church bell tolling]

[music continues]

[Génesis] m*therf*cker. How much longer?

Can you look?

I don't wanna.

[music fades]

[music resumes]

[music ends]

[hip-hop music playing]

[lyrics in Spanish]

[music fades]