FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE
Forbidden Fairytale
Once upon a time,
in a faraway land,
there lived an ailing king
and his daughter, the princess.
The king, who loved his daughter dearly,
brought in a new queen for her.
And after some time,
when he died from his illness,
the princess was heartbroken.
The wicked queen kicked her
out of the castle immediately.
The princess wandered,
and got lost,
until she met seven dwarfs
who were living deep in the forest.
As she stayed with the dwarfs,
she began to feel that something was off.
The dwarfs were...
Daddy!
Hi, Dan-bi!
Is my precious daughter
back from school?
Yup!
My cutie!
So cute!
What are you writing?
Im writing the fairy tale
you love so much.
When I grow up, Im gonna be
a fairy tale writer like you.
You want to become
a fairy tale writer?
I love it! Thatd be amazing!
Im so happy I could die!
Itd be so fun to write
fairy tales with you, right?
Dad never found success
with his stories before he passed away...
but I decided to fulfill the dream
that he couldnt achieve.
I will definitely succeed
as a fairy tale writer.
Childrens Literature Contest
Wake up, Thoma-Thoma, a bright morning has come!
Lost Thoma-Thoma,
chase your dream!
Good morning, Thomas.
Sleep well?
Good morning, everybody.
The characters in Dads fairy tales.
These guys cheer me on
no matter what I do.
Remember what I told you?
Dont be late on your first day!
Im getting ready to leave!
Good, make sure to greet
everyone properly.
I worked hard to become
a public servant,
so that I can focus on
writing fairy tales.
Dan-bi, first impressions
mean everything.
I know! I gotta go!
Wait, whats wrong with your face?
Did you pull another all-nighter
writing fairy tales?
Of course not!
- Talk to you later, bye!
- Hey! Wait!
Ha-neul
Hello?
Dan-bi, its your first day at work,
so Ill give you a ride, come out.
Its okay, Ill just ride my bike.
Hello?
Ha-neul is a publisher friend
who is obsessed with fairy tales.
Dan-bi, can you grab my bag
from the trunk?
Uh... sure.
Congratulating Dan-bis
First Day of Work
Is he proposing to her?
Congratulations on your first day!
Thank you.
Its a good strategy to have
a stable job while writing.
You can do it, right?
Of course!
I have to debut soon.
A world-renowned fairy tale writer,
shall we go?
Resignation Letter
Six years ago, when I first came here,
I was a raw, energetic man
brimming with vitality.
But for six years,
without any rotation duty,
every new recruit hasnt
lasted a month...
in this heartless reality that destroys
even human dignity,
I cant bear it any longer.
With tears in my eyes
I submit my resignation.
Resignation Letter
Deputy Kang, did you pull
another all-nighter?
You should sleep at home.
I mean, your home is where you sleep.
Thats why youre so soft.
Did you go to the hospital?
Yes, Im about to go now.
Are you protesting because
I havent rotated you yet?
Dont worry, were getting
a bright new recruit today.
A new recruit?
But I heard we wouldnt
get one until next year.
Since everyone keeps
running away, I thought so too,
but someone specifically
requested to join our team.
Seriously?
Seriously, a position opened
in planning.
Youve always wanted to go there.
Planning department...
Survive three months,
and its yours.
So, make sure the fresh meat
lasts three months.
Planning...
Whats that?
Do I have dementia?
Good morning!
Im Yoon Dan-bi,
Ill be starting here today.
I look forward to working with you.
Whats with this lukewarm response?
Hello.
Good morning.
Yes...
Hee-chul, whos she?
Yoon Dan-bi.
Oh man, that guy...
What?
Sorry, sorry, Im sorry about that.
Huh?
What in the...
#2 is poking out.
Ill rewind.
Dang it, you can see #2!
You call this censorship?
You can see it all.
What the heck is this place?
Are you okay?
Are you the new recruit?
I think Ive come to
the wrong department.
Sorry about that.
No, no, no.
No doubt,
youre in the right place.
Welcome to the Youth Protection Team,
Im Han, the team leader.
Attention, everyone!
The new recruit weve been
waiting for has finally arrived!
One moment.
This is the Youth Protection Team?
Yes, the jewel of Korea Communications
Standards Commission,
protecting youth from harmful content.
No way.
I totally get it.
Dont worry, we rotate positions
every two years, so take your time.
So, whos going to train the rookie?
Ill do it, sir.
Good.
Info and Comms Law Review Guidebook
Go over the highlighted parts,
but Ill give you a summary
of the key points.
Welcome.
When we receive complaints
about obscene content...
sh*t...
Its okay, if you look at it from
a different perspective, its not so bad.
Its the only reason and goal
humanity has evolved and thrived.
You know, reproduction.
Right...
See this site link and video?
Go ahead and skim through it,
then decide under telecom laws,
whether to take it down,
or just block it.
Its simple, useful,
and easy, right?
Did you see #1 just now?
What?
Thats what we call it here.
We use #1 for male genitalia,
#2 for female genitalia,
and #3 for pubic hair,
you saw #2 and #3, right?
They were magnified a bit...
Yes...
#1, #2, #3,
no discomfort at all.
Its the bare minimum of decency.
sh*t...
By the way,
are there any women here?
There is, but she stepped out
to get divorced.
Pardon?
Did you sign the papers?
I dunno.
g*dd*mn prick.
He said I cant have custody
because of this job.
I even said I wont ask for child support,
but he still refused.
Bad for the kids education
or something.
Screwthatdipshitexcuseforahuman,
thatlowlifepieceoftrash.
Whos this?
Dan-bi, meet our teams ace.
Hello, Im Yoon Dan-bi.
Im Hong Jin-kyung.
Shell be in charge of monitoring
ill*gal harmful content.
Wondering why you became
a civil servant for this?
Pardon?
No, not at all.
Hee-chul has panic disorder.
Du-won goes to a fertility clinic.
They watch 40-50 pornos a day,
its a wonder theyre still functioning.
And its not just porn.
Amputations, smut, horror...
Jung-seok...
cant get it up.
My dear Dan-bi,
how did it feel watching porn
with a guy you just met?
Any special hiring spots there?
This chicks perfect for it.
Im not cut out to be a civil servant.
Thats not the point right now.
How am I supposed to write
fairy tales after watching that?
I was finally getting into
a writing flow...
Hey! Theres nothing
that gets you in the groove
like porn.
Yeah, shes got a point.
Should I just quit?
Are you nuts? For what?
Humans are creatures of adaptation.
Yeah, you worked so hard
to get in, stick it out a bit.
Theres a chick here who has been
waiting years for a contract renewal.
Ill whip you!
I was promised a permanent spot.
Sure, sure, sure.
Alright, two years...
Itll go by fast, right?
Im telling you, it will!
Yeah, itll fly by,
raise your glasses!
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
What do I tell Ha-neul?
- Ha-neul?
- The kids book publisher.
This is amazing, whats it called?
ORGASM!
Stop teasing me!
Whats up with her?
Do they all look naked to you?
Uh-huh...
Even me?
She went full crazy.
Childrens Literature Contest
Get off work at 6, eat by 8.
If I write for four hours every day...
8pm - 12am: Write fairy tales!
I just have to debut...
No, write one more hour.
Dan-bi, youve got this.
Boss, a package came for you.
- Package?
- Yes.
Oh, my baby...
A 1986 Porsche Carrera,
OEM side mirror...
Incredible, isnt it?
It sure is shiny.
Boss, nows really
not the time for this.
Ms. Jin got snatched up by EroKing.
EroKing? That guy used to
work under me.
Hes a hottie, though.
Its not just that,
hes at the top of the industry,
in just in three years,
he even got investors.
Whyd anyone invest in
a trashy writer like him?
What a stupid nickname.
Hes the #1 ranked writer,
backed by investors.
All done.
Hands off!
Sir, are you really okay?
Dont worry about it, okay?
Weve got our secret weapon,
Ms. Ohs Lady in the Rain.
Its blowing up right now!
Whats its rank this week?
Definitely in the top 10, right?
Hm?
Lady in the Rain just got
a warning from the KCSC.
Come on...
Looks like some civic group
filed another complaint.
How many times is this now?
Fourth time, fourth time...
Damn...
If we change the sex scene
to indoor--
What? Indoors?
In this economy?
Broke a*s impatient folks dont have
sex indoors! They do it outside!
Am I right? Say it!
Ive been very patient with them
all this time, yeah?
sh*t...
Boss!
Shut up!
Guarantee freedom of expression!
Guarantee Freedom of
Expression for Erotica!
Free expression for erotica!
Thank you! Thank you!
Please show your support!
Guarantee it, dammit!
Guarantee it!
Guarantee freedom of expression!
Thank you!
Guarantee freedom of expression!
No!
No!
Move!
Im okay...
My baby...
Porsche 911 Carrera,
air-cooled...
My baby!
Excuse me...
How much will it cost?
It looks really old...
Its a rare classic, so...
with the panel work,
paint, and the side mirror,
itll be about $100,000
with OEM parts.
What?!
$100,000?
Yes, around there.
Come on, youre pulling my leg,
how can it cost $100,000?
Excuse me!
This is a 1986 model,
Porsche 911!
Its been discontinued,
you cant find parts in Korea!
I have to import everything!
No insurance?
I ride a bike,
what insurance could I have?
Crap...
Dont touch!
No touching!
Why are these beat-up cars
so expensive?!
Crap!
Has it already started?
Its earlier than expected.
Did you really think
shed be like us?
The Millennials are built differently.
We should ease her in gently.
Youth Protection Team Yoon
Boss, were losing all our writers to EroKing,
Korea Communications Standards Commission
and Ms. Oh is the only one left.
This isnt the time to be laughing...
Are you okay?
Where am I?
Uh, I...
Who...
How are you feeling?
Right, I had an accident.
This is why the day after
a car accident is so crucial.
My mouth feels so dry,
I cant even eat porridge.
This must be what
chewing on sand is like.
Oh dear, you havent
eaten anything?
Boss, I brought you some pork feet.
The Golden Pork Feet
you mentioned are all sold out.
I see...
My baby Porsche 911 is gone too...
Whats the point of living?
I should just eat the pork feet,
choke on a bone and end it all.
That car was so beautiful.
It was so elegant,
and if you trust me with it,
Ill make it look as similar as--
Not from the official garage,
but on your own?
Where would a civil servant
even get the money?
Exactly!
Well, if you really dont have
any money,
then maybe you should
repay me in another way.
In another way?
I saw on your business card,
you work at KCSC
in the Youth Protection Team,
so, what could you do for me?
Come on, no way!
Yeah, yes way.
Our works keep getting complaints,
its driving me crazy.
Cant you, you know,
handle things and clear it up?
Okay?
But thats...
thats ill*gal.
You definitely shouldnt do that.
Yo, Specs, did you
contact my lawyer?
One moment!
So, what if... I pay you
in installments?
30...
years or so?
Ill be dead by then.
Or I can proofread for you.
I actually majored creative writing.
Is that so?
No, wait.
Am I crazy to work on
porn stories and crap?
Porn stories and crap?!
What I mean is,
there are so many proper writings
in the world, why that stuff...
That stuff?!
Why dont you use
this opportunity to write
more respectable stories?
So, youre saying the stuff
we put out isnt respectable,
and its something shameful?
Thats right.
Those trashy porn stories,
just having them around--
I think the boss needs his rest.
The visiting hours are almost over...
Wait, there are visiting hours?
Yes, there is now.
Wait a minute!
Did you hear that?
She called it trash!
Jesus Christ...
Lets eat pork feet.
So close...
Erotica does really well these days.
Even my teachers read it.
Whats with you too?
Is adult romance ill*gal?
No, its not.
Or do you have $100,000?
Does it look like I do?
Then what will you do?
You know the answer.
Seriously!
20 stories for $100,000,
maybe I should take up writing too.
Things are so easy
when its not your problem, huh?
How could I write something
Ive never written before?
Then copy and paste.
Youve got plenty of references
at your fingertips.
Comes with the job.
Forget it.
Ive got my pride as a writer.
So high and almighty.
Dont change your mind later.
Put it over there.
You can go now.
Are you serious about this?
Serious? Like hell I am.
You think she can write 20 stories?
Does she think were fools?
Just wait and see,
shell come back crying,
begging to do whatever I ask.
Her lips
Her chest
Her breasts
Her panties
Yeah, pride doesnt pay the bills.
A love story with sex in it.
Sex is biological gender,
and in this context, gender refers...
Write me a story, you fool!
A story!
Should I not use the word sex?
A love story through sexual relations.
Natural reproductive methods,
mainly involving humans, while insects
and animals use the term mating.
Between sexes...
Undressing, breast fondling, cunnilingus?
Cunnilingus...
A man or woman uses
their mouth on female genitals...
The Big O.
A script that sounds like porn.
Sorry, I cant assist with that request.
The worlds most erotic anecdote.
A true story.
Just write a story, please!
Goddammit!
Secret Temptation in the Classroom
Just from her back,
I can tell shes gonna quit.
Shes like me
before my panic attack.
Nope, I bet my paycheck
shell stick it out.
How many times already?
Poor Jung-seok...
#delicioussushi #wannaeateveryday
Ill feed her what she wants, okay!
Erotica
Theyre all the same anyway...
Ill just piece them together.
You know leaking material
is prohibited, right?
Its not leaking, its ref...
You scared me!
You scared me more!
$100,000?!
Yes.
Cant you just let it go this once?
Even so, do you realize
what youve done?
I know, Im sorry!
Please let this slide
just this once.
I feel bad for you...
Still, this is not right.
Sir!
Please, save me.
If you let this slide,
Ill do anything you ask.
Anything, please?
Three months.
Ill be watching you
for the next three months.
You cant quit for at least
three months, got it?
Okay.
But, why three months?
If you dont want to,
we can still call it off.
Wait a minute.
Ill do it! Who said I didnt want to?
Lets do our best.
Erotica
Daddy
Shes definitely fishing.
Who knows who might get turned on?
A shamans thick, hot pe...
hot p*nis
We use #1 for male genitalia,
#2 for female genitalia,
and #3 for pubic hair...
Find: p*nis
Replace: #1
Mu-young grabbed #1
and slowly inserted it
into #2 beneath her skirt.
Whoa!
You must be busy.
Hows the book coming along?
Good, cant wait to show you
What am I doing right now?
Just copy it all.
Everything.
Even cutting and pasting
is exhausting...
Wake up, Thoma-Thoma,
a bright morning has come!
Be strong, Thoma-Thoma,
chase your dream!
If something bothers you,
look up and scream!
Hey, what are you all doing?
Stay away from each other!
Stand up straight!
Straighten your legs!
Christ...
What? Plagiarism?
Plagiarism? Theres no
such thing in erotica!
Why wouldnt there be?
Title, The Moaning.
Shes definitely fishing.
Who knows who might
get turned on?
Didnt you take that
from the film The Wailing?
Right? Feeling guilty?
Damn you...
And it wasnt just
one or two works, either.
The Silence of the Wife!
Guardians of the Erection,
Mission: Impossible Position!
Are you kidding me?
Whats the deal with #1 and #2?
I was supposed to replace those.
Honestly, all erotica is the same,
who cares about plagiarism?
Theyre all pervs--
I mean, dont they all want
pretty the same thing?
That thing?
That thing?
Then why read erotica?
They might as well just watch porn!
This is still literature, after all!
Adult literature!
I didnt expect much
from the start, to be honest.
But damn, plagiarism too?
And you still call yourself a writer?
Arent you ashamed?
Ms. Yoon!
Hello!
Who...
Im Oh Ga-ram, we met last time
at Mr. Hwangs hospital.
Oh, hello.
Good evening.
I love stories about love.
Thats why I enjoy
adult romance stories.
They include courtship,
jealousy, and thrill...
Its part of human nature.
Stories... about love.
Youll do great.
Can I see what youve written?
Huh?
This!
You know about these?
Dreams and...
Hope...
- Thoma-Thoma!
- Thoma-Thoma!
How do you know this?
Almost no one knows about it.
Thats so amazing!
Ive read The Adventures of Thomas,
and all of this writers series.
I decided to become a writer
thanks to him!
- Really?
- Yeah.
Thats really touching.
A fairy tale-like thing
happens to a fairy tale writer.
I know.
Isnt it surreal that someone
still remembers Thomas?
Sure.
Its so beautiful, it brings tears.
Thats why Im determined
to succeed as a fairy tale writer.
Super fired up.
And the erotica? Is it done?
This is intense,
but theres no buildup.
Even for a copy-paste job,
this lacks effort.
They instantly go at it
like animals?
You f*cked someone
as soon as you met him once.
It was justified at the time.
The vibe, the emotion,
you gals wouldnt understand.
Just write her stories.
Shes probably been with
at least 100 guys...
Over 100?
Definitely not 100.
Maybe?
Hey,
since were at it,
give her some freebies.
Youre the best.
What do you need?
You know, the most memorable...
that thing in your life.
Sex.
Yes.
I think I was a college freshman...
The competition is coming up soon,
so be careful not to get hurt.
Chae-young.
Why did you come?
Here you go, great job.
Thanks.
- Tired?
- Not really.
You should rest in the shade.
Its okay.
Good job, take a break with others.
Come on, thats enough!
Wait a minute! Sorry!
Chae-young, are you alright?
Yeah, Im fine.
Hey, dont get shoved around.
Hey, this is too much!
Sorry...
Crap...
Angry 12 Inch?
sh*t!
sh*t?
Im sorry...
The reference is full of profanity.
You startled me.
But why does everyone swear
during the cl*max?
Because it feels good, I guess?
If it feels good, why curse?
Do you do that as well?
Well...
I hear only beginners do that.
Im usually on the receiving end.
So, youre experienced.
Come on now...
Then, as an expert,
Could you take a look
at my writing?
Please...
- I have to go...
- Just once...
Hm?
Im getting off.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- How is it?
- What?
Is it solid?
What? What is?
The story, is it solid?
Right, story...
I think its okay now.
By the way,
you used #1, #2, and #3...
It was the bare minimum of decency.
The story... is really interesting.
Thank you.
For what?
It worked...
Pardon?
What?
You said something...
I meant, the story works...
I got drunk in your words,
which means, it worked...
Soju, its like a craving for soju
at the bar next door.
Is that so?
Since you helped me,
Ill treat you soju.
Since youre craving soju
because of me, so its on me.
You dont have to go that far...
Arent you coming?
Ah, screw it, whatever.
Arent you Ms. Oh Ga-ram?
What?
Hello, Im the CEO of EroKing Corp.,
EroKing.
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
Dan-bi, you should take it easy.
It looks like youve
already had a lot.
Its just that my insides...
are completely burned out.
Because of $100,000?
Someone once told me,
that erotica and fairy tales
arent so different.
Do you think so too?
Im not sure.
But I found it quite enjoyable.
Isnt that good enough?
But in racing gear,
can you actually make it stand?
Its super tight spandex, though.
Why not? Its fully up!
No way, thats impossible.
Why is that so impossible?
Its fully erect!
Dont listen to that.
There are kids here.
Dont you know what that is?
Super hard erection.
Whats erection?
Youll understand when youre older.
Super hard erection!
What is she even saying?
Dan-bi!
A real full erection can even make
this bottle stand up!
If not, its flaccid!
Dan-bi, Im going home!
Super hard erection!
You stay here,
I have to go!
Keep the change,
thank you!
Super hard erection!
Get home safely, I had fun.
Super hard erection!
Super hard erection! Erection!
That feels refreshing.
A real full erection can
even raise this glass bottle!
If not, its flaccid!
Come on...
Ridiculous.
Okay!
Bebe!
No!
Elevator
cl*max in an elevator?
How childish.
Hey, can that really happen?
What about you?
It worked for me.
Yeah?
That actually works?
Should we turn it down again?
Dont.
We havent seen Oh
for a few days now.
Did something happen?
Hey, quick, give her a call!
Shes suddenly unreachable?
Sir, I should really be
telling you this in person,
but Im too ashamed to do that...
Ill never forget everything you taught me
despite my shortcomings.
She deposited contract
cancellation penalty.
That b*stard strikes again!
Geezer
Moron.
Welcome.
Hi.
Despite employing
such an excellent writer,
Mr. Hwang treated you so poorly,
making you so thin,
hes too much, dont you think?
This is made with beans,
please try it.
Its so delicious.
Amazing things will happen
in your life from now on.
Why are you in bad terms
with Mr. Hwang?
I heard you originally trained
for your debut under him.
We had some differing
views on erotica.
Erotica should awaken
human instincts and desires,
and bring joy and pleasure
to the masses,
isnt that what adult romance
is all about?
This is the personal gym.
This is a lat pulldown machine,
used for working out the upper back.
Want to give it a try?
Ill help with your posture.
Should I?
Hold onto this,
and sit down.
Just pull, but focus on
using your back.
Go ahead and pull.
Push your back in like this.
Once more,
push your chest out.
Youre doing well.
One more time.
One second.
Its getting a bit hot.
Sir...
next time...
Its okay.
Bad posture can cause injuries,
so, let me spot you.
Go ahead, grab it.
Good.
Thats it.
Can I kiss you?
You already did though...
Wait a minute...
Sorry...
So, who did you do it with?
Your boyfriend? The other guy?
Obviously... here we go.
Obviously, what?
Both of them.
You are incredible!
Then who did you do it with first?
Both at once.
What?
A threesome?
You had a threesome?
In Korea?
Was it consensual?
Can you tell everyone in the world?
Lets go as princesses.
You need to put some lipstick on.
I dont have one.
Let me borrow this.
This ones huge.
Is it new?
No!
No matter how you look at it,
its super convincing.
This is the best for cl*max.
Im dating my boyfriend
for eight years because of this.
Whats so good about vibration?
Innocent child, the reason is,
the clitoris is like the mans d*ck.
If you rub this vibrator on it...
Thats so hot.
People think the cl*t is just the tip,
but thats only the tip of the iceberg,
the clitoral roots split into two branches
and surround the entrance of the vag*na.
Thats why thicker things feel good
because they stimulate the clitoral roots.
G-spot.
As for the length...
an iPhone mini is enough.
Hey, show me your phone.
But there are two more spots
deeper inside the vag*na.
So if its thick and long,
its the best.
Galaxy Ultra, you win!
I win!
This reminds me of when
your boyfriend was in military service.
Jeez...
During your eight-year
relationship with Hee-min,
you never cheated once?
Kang Jung-hye, you should spill it too.
What is it?
Private Kang Jung-hye,
what do you mean?
You did?
Didnt you also have
a little something?
Shutting up, sir.
Confess and find redemption!
What is it? Im curious, soldier!
Everyone, attention!
Salute!
Loyalty!
We had chemical warfare
training today,
and everyone was in tears...
Sorry.
Army talk is boring, right?
Nope.
Im just glad to hear your voice.
It reminds me of the eve
of your enlistment.
Yeah, I remember,
everyone was drunk...
Dummy, I wasnt drunk.
If Dan-bi wasnt there,
Id have done stuff to you.
What?
If she wasnt there,
would you have done
something to me?
Uh, sure, yeah...
How?
How would you have done it?
Uh, everything you like...
What I like? Whats that?
Tell me.
You love it when I stroke your hair.
Kiss you while stroking you...
And then?
Hug you, and then...
And then? Then what?
Go ahead
or Im hanging up.
Hey, hey!
Id, like, just,
touch you, like this...
- Yours?
- Mine...
What about yours?
- Mine, uh...
- Is it hard?
Tell me more!
Sweetie,
someones here.
What?
Ill come visit you,
I gotta go.
Wait, Jung-hye!
Jung-hye!
Jung-hye!
Jung Hee-min, perfect shot.
Salute!
Hey.
You ranked first in training.
Here.
You got an overnight leave.
Private First Class,
Jung Hee-min!
Overnight Leave Granted
Thank you!
Jung Hee-min!
Salute!
Private First Class,
Jung Hee-min!
Youre lucky,
your girlfriends here.
Take the return vehicle later.
Jung-hye!
Take the return vehicle!
Jung-hye!
No way...
How long has it been?
About three years, I think?
Who did you come here to see?
Um...
my cousin.
I see.
Goddammit!
Sorry for what happened back then.
No, its fine,
I forgot all about it.
Im getting discharged soon,
can I contact you then?
What?
Its already time for me to go.
The last bus is coming,
I have to go.
Sorry.
Ive missed you...
Stop...
With Grit! With Guts! Give It All!
Pvt. Jung, go to the family visitation room.
Jung-hye.
- Are you okay?
- Sorry, sorry...
Baby! Dont get sick and do well.
Ill be waiting for you. \N
Baby! Dont get sick and do well.
Ill be waiting for you. Jung-hye...
Sorry for being late...
Jung-hye!
What is it?
Does something feel off?
No, not at all.
Its even more solid.
The story, I mean.
Ill get going now, Im tired...
Help me out a bit.
Lets go together.
Why are you walking like that?
Ive been sitting for too long...
Arent you getting in?
Yes, I will.
Coming in!
Excuse me.
Yes?
What is it?
Its nothing...
Why isnt she answering?
Something wrong?
No, its just...
I feel shitty for some reason.
You must really like her.
Shes a very pure person.
Her mind is filled with
nothing but fairy tales.
I see...
Eh? Theres no room?
No, no, there is.
- Come in, come!
- Yeah?
Pardon me!
Thank you!
Real Man? This is a bit...
By the way,
who did you learn to write from?
Why?
Whats weird this time?
No, no, its good.
The basics are really solid,
thats why Im asking.
Who was it?
From my dad.
Oh, your dad.
He won the National
Literary Contest in 2003.
Is that so?
If it was in 2003...
The Adventures of Thomas,
Yoon Kang-chuls daughter?!
Yes, you knew my dad?!
Too well!
Next, we have the acceptance speech
from the grand prize winner,
Yoon Kang-chul.
Thank you so much.
Excuse me.
Dan-bi, I won an award.
Hye-jin, our hard times are over now.
Like hell it is.
Anyone can win
a grand prize nowadays?
Could you leave, please?
Why did I lose, huh?
Let go of me!
Did you all even read
my entry properly?!
Respect creative freedom!
Yoon Kang-chuls daughter...
Very interesting...
- Specs!
- Yes?
Upload both titles.
Dan-bi!
Yes?
Congrats on your debut.
Amazing!
But whys my pen name Firefox?
Thats so cheesy.
Elevator Popularity Ranking
Elevator Popularity Ranking: #17
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
My God, Dan-bi, its nuts.
Did you take something?
I took a little something.
Its clearly about me,
but I got turned on reading it.
Really turned on?
Totally turned on.
Life is like a fairy tale!
Sometimes hard,
but we can overcome it!
Dan-bi is like sweet rain
during a drought.
Dan-bi.
Sober up.
Thank you.
Whats the matter?
Nothing.
Its good, right?
Jung-seok,
you know what?
The most common flirting move
between men and women...
is sharing ice cream together.
I just wanted to...
help you sober up.
Thats what Im saying.
Im enjoying this buzz,
why are you trying to
sober me up?
You have to write fairy tales
and erotica too...
I know youre serious about writing,
whatever it may be.
Thats why.
Jung-seok.
Is that why you helped me so much?
Just like you started writing
erotica for money,
and then it became sincere,
its the same for me.
I wasnt sure at first, but now
Im sincerely cheering for you.
For you to become a great writer.
Do I really seem that serious
about erotica?
Dont you like it?
You seem really happy lately...
Did I?
Being talented at something
you love is a real blessing.
Not just anyone can be
ranked 17th in the nation.
That genre is rising in popularity.
Cross.
Butterfly Sleep Publishing
The Adventures of Raindrops
has improved a lot.
Just fine-tune the details
and itll be good.
Seriously?
The concept is fun.
Some raindrops are lucky enough
to be Evian,
while others become toilet water...
I wrote some notes.
Thank you.
Ive been bragging about you a lot,
work hard to win this contest!
Of course, Ill do my best.
Lets watch this together.
This is the latest trend overseas.
What the heck?!
Why is this trash popping up?
Hold on...
You can press this--
You can never look at these.
Got that?
Understand?
Yes...
You can do it, Dan-bi!
How would he react
if he finds out I write erotica?
What am I saying?
Im going back to fairy tales
after I pay back $100,000.
Lets focus.
Thomas, who was making cheese,
shouted at Josephina,
Im running out of milk!
Then he embraced her from behind,
and started milking her.
With Thomass gentle touch...
Josephinas closed lips parted...
Oh God, I must be crazy.
Clear your mind,
focus, lets focus again.
Then Josephina
called out.
Thomas!, Josephina!
Thomas!
Josephina!
Thomas!
Josephina!
Thomas!
Josephina!
sh*t!
Its because
I didnt sleep well today.
Lets just call it a day.
Am I possessed by a slutty demon?
I still feel like hes still inside me
even after filling me up.
My heated heart opens wide.
Every time I rode him,
I thought of Jin-woo,
and I bit my lip, afraid I might
call his name.
What is wrong with me?
Their back pockets are cut open
to let their skin touch.
Crap, this is driving me insane...
My brother-in-law held me
so desperately.
Even though I knew I shouldnt,
I couldnt help but sit down.
The divorcee still enjoys
secret dates with me today.
As soon as I met up with him,
my #1 started to heat up.
Phone sex while walking.
I want to defend myself
from his thumping attack.
I started to get wet from his scent.
I want to have sex.
Her irresistibly soft skin
made me hard.
When did my childhood friends #1,
become this massive?
How many men have you slept with?
... check it out?
The word ecstasy means to me...
5 - Elevator
I can talk about ecstasy
in the clouds.
Look! We did it!
Damn...
I knew it, huh?
Like father, like daughter!
Thank you, Yoon Kang-chul!
You taught her well!
Do you like your studio?
Yes, thank you.
Its hard to catch on so quickly,
youre a natural.
Lets partner up for good.
Dont say that, Im going to
write fairy tales.
Im never writing erotica
after the contract.
Alright.
You know the next deadline
is tomorrow, right?
Yes.
Hi, Ha-neul.
Im almost done with revisions.
I think I can submit it
before midnight.
Okay.
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
Firefox, right?
Who are you?
The Adventures of Raindrops
Repetition of synonyms is
not allowed in this context.
Repetition of synonyms is
not allowed in this context?
What does this even mean?
Screwed it, its already midnight...
Lets finish the erotica first.
Secret Dissection Class
Yes, I submitted it.
This is taking a toll on you,
whats the real reason
you want to write fairy tales?
My dad was a fairy tale writer.
Every time he released a book,
a Harry Potter book would come out,
and his books got crushed.
He went through a lot of hardship
and passed away from illness,
but I made a promise to him,
that I would become
a great fairy tale writer.
So, fairy tales arent your dream
but a promise to him?
That is my dream.
After that?
What?
After you fulfill your promise,
then what?
Well, Ill continue to...
One sec.
Hello?
Yes, I submitted it.
What the heck is
The Adventures of Raindrops?
What?
How did you get that?
Hold on...
No way...
One moment.
2024 Childrens Literature
Contest Submission
Secret Dissection Class
by Firefox
How-how do I cancel
a mis-sent email?
You can only delete it
before they check, why?
sh**t, I must be insane!
I submitted my erotica
to the fairytale contest.
What do I do?
What do...
Im sorry.
Taxi!
Dang it...
Taxi!
Crap, what do I do?
Dan-bi!
Get in!
Thank you!
Childrens Literature Contest
You messed up, Dan-bi!
What the heck do I do?
Just say it was a mistake.
Or say you got hacked.
Who would believe that?
Ill just get off here.
What?
Dan-bi!
Dan-bi! Take my umbrella!
Its raining...
Sorry!
Im sorry! Sorry!
Hello.
I submitted my entry last night.
Maam?
Hello.
I submitted it right before
the deadline--
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
Yes, what happened was--
Firefox.
Is it fun to mess with us?
Do we look like a joke to you?
No, thats not it,
what happened was, I--
Go away.
This isnt a place
for people like you.
Could you check this?
Yes, maam.
Right, of course not.
Please dont worry.
Of course, its a baseless rumor.
Yes, I dont know her.
Ha-neul, what happened was--
I dont want to know.
Could you listen to me
for a second?
The truth is, Ive been working--
How could you
embarrass me like that?!
Im barely holding back right now.
Secret Dissection Class
Dont go around saying
you write fairy tales.
Youre not a writer.
Ms. Yoon, could you
open the door? Its me.
Ms. Yoon!
Youre inside!
I can hear the ringing!
Jesus Christ...
Jeez...
Should I give it all up
and just write erotica?
That would be great.
Who cares what people say, right?
Sure...
Since I only need my laptop,
I could write while traveling.
Thats true.
That sounds amazing.
Thanks for the coffee, Im off.
Leaving already?
I see that youre fine,
so I better be going.
No point in staying.
Do I look fine?
Do I look okay?
Who do you think
messed up my life?
You barged into my life,
I was doing just fine...
Is that so?
I did that?
I ruined your life
by barging into it?
Only fairy tales matter?
If you just drop this prejudice
about whats okay and whats not,
your life wouldve been much freer.
Were you happy writing fairy tales?
It wasnt just a task you had to
complete for your father?
Tell me Im wrong.
Dont worry, shell be back.
He ran off twice.
Three times for this guy.
At least I answered my phone.
I was sick.
Good job, so proud of you two.
Stop it, will you?
If she doesnt come back,
theres nothing we can do.
Here, take this.
The princess left
for the princes kingdom.
Did you eat?
So, you watched 50 pornos a day,
and sent erotica to the contest?
You think thats funny?
It sure is!
I hadnt laughed in a while,
you really are a good daughter.
Mom, should I just quit everything
and come live with you?
Ill write fairy tales
under a pen name.
That sounds annoying.
Why are you and your dad
letting fairy tales run your lives?
I cant even stand the sight of it.
If he hadnt won it, he wouldve
done whatever he wanted.
He did, his whole life.
You dont know?
He wrote fairy tales because of you.
You pumped him up by saying
he looked cool writing stories.
How could your simple dad
not resist that?
But now his kid writes
blasted fairy tales because of him?
Oh dear...
Like father, like daughter...
Messed up again!
Jeez...
Dan-bi.
Whats the website
for reading your stories?
I want to check it out.
Forget it, what for?
Why not? Let me read
my daughters erotica, okay?
No way.
Maam, I brought the book!
Okay, one second!
Pull it up before I get back.
Pull what up?
Hurry.
Come on...
#2 Real Man by Firefox
Its finally posted!
Now my day can begin.
Nice! Thisll get me
through the week.
Where can I buy the merch?
This is a must-have.
Reminds me of my days as a private.
Hilarious, sexy and moving...
Thanks to this,
my marriage is thriving!
The authors in her prime.
I want to do it.
Gonna savor every line.
So thrilling.
Did you find it?
Yeah.
Mom.
Did dad only write fairy tales?
Its your dads treasure box.
Open it.
Dazzling Love
Yoon Kang-chul
She gasped for breath
and moaned softly.
On her soft breast...
Dad!
Hey, Dan-bi.
My sweetheart.
- Were you drawing?
- Yup.
- You drew this?
- Yup.
Im gonna write fairy tales.
Dont force yourself,
you dont need to.
I want to.
- Dan-bi!
- Mom!
Dad...
Live the way you want to live.
Ill cheer you on whatever it may be.
Forbidden Fairytale
What if shes not here again?
Shes not coming back,
well have to report her.
Lets wait a few more days.
Shes not coming back,
if she does, Ill bark like a dog.
Holy cow!
Good morning.
Are you alright?
Thats why she came back.
I knew youd be back.
Woof, woof!
Is this place where you
come and go as you please?
Everyones been too distracted
to get any work done...
Hes just happy to see you,
you know that, right?
Im sorry, sir.
If youre sorry--
Its enough that shes sorry.
Lets all get back to work.
Heres an idea.
You be the team leader,
and Ill be the deputy.
Sure.
So, what happened with the contest?
A total disaster.
At the very least, everyone there
will remember her name.
The nutjob who sent erotica
to a fairy tale contest.
But... somehow,
I feel relieved.
I always felt like I was being chased...
What about that publisher guy?
Thats completely over.
Everything gets filtered out.
Welcome!
Over here!
- Who is he?
- Who?
My personal editor, if you will.
The glass bottle?
I have so many questions...
Sure, ask anything you want.
What could you be curious about?
You review her stuff every night,
didnt you have any reactions?
Well, its all part of the job for us.
Right...
Is Dan-bi not attractive
enough for you?
No, no, come on.
Then she is?
Thats why hes here,
am I right?
One moment, sir!
- You picked the right one.
- Lets sober up.
Taxi...
- Careful, careful!
- I got some to say!
- Careful!
- Dan-bi!
Hapjeong station,
then Ilsan please!
Have a safe ride home!
Make sure to use protection, okay?
Im gonna k*ll you!
Take good care of Dan-bi!
- Condom, Condom!
- Okay!
Go!
Good night!
Make sure to go to work
in the morning!
You must have felt awkward
because of my friends...
Not at all, it was fun.
Your friends seem really lively.
Theyre mischievous,
but theyre not bad people.
Sure.
By the way,
can I ask you something?
Sure.
Between Real Man and Elevator,
which one did you
honestly like better?
I liked both of them.
Come on, be honest.
Really, I liked both.
You like everything?
So thats why youre nice
to everyone, huh?
Im not nice to just anyone.
Really?
So, youre only nice to me?
Its late, Dan-bi.
- Where are you going?
- Its really late.
Youre only nice to me?
- So late.
- I didnt know!
Lets get going!
Where are you going?
Why are you running away?
Its super late!
You scared me.
- Ms. Oh.
- Sir.
I read The Secret Workout
of a Female Writer.
Thank you.
I know its about me!
No, its not.
It is my story!
I said its not.
Remove the story!
If you dont, Ill report you.
How are you going to report me?
Other women know
those stories are about them.
But they just shut up
and get lost on their own.
You should get lost too.
If you ever get writers block,
lets work out again.
Good luck.
Real Hunting Story
Wait, this feels wrong.
Please, read it once
all the way through.
How many times
do I have to tell you?
This isnt a real piece of work!
This is garbage, you hear me?
Boss, please give me
one more chance.
Please, I beg you,
just one more chance!
Buddy!
If you dont get consent
from women,
and post about a one-night stand!
That will completely destroy
their dignity...
Thats a crime, as*h*le,
its a crime!
Do you think adult literature
is some joke, huh?
You think its something
to be taken lightly?
Rewrite it!
Dan-bi, Ive been waiting so long
for your call, Im dying here.
Yoon Dan-bi
So impatient...
Who is this?
EroKings Real Hunting Story
has been #1 for 36 weeks...
Hes spreading online
that the female characters
in the story are real.
Thats probably the marketing angle...
Hes exploiting the fact that
its hard for the victims to report it.
Tough to come forward,
and even if they do...
it wont be easy to prove...
Synopsis: The girl with a bag with
'The Adventures of Thomas' sticker...
That son of a b*tch!
Mr. Hwang.
What brings you here?
What the hell did you do to Oh?
Im working on my next piece,
wanna hear about it?
Ms. Y, who works to protect
youths from online porn,
Leads a double life
as an erotica writer.
A secret affair with her.
Its the kind of trashy story
people would love, no?
Choong-gil!
Isnt it me you want?
So, leave others alone,
you b*stard.
Please.
Please?
Yes.
Is that how someone begs?!
Goddammit...
Damn... 1986 Porsche 911...
At least get down on your knees.
sh*t...
Freeze!
Mr. Hwang!
What are you doing?
Why are you on your knees?
Goddammit...
Are you crying?
What?
You cowardly b*stard,
this car is his only pride,
you had to make him cry?
Hey, whos crying? Me?
Is that what you want to do?
Hes almost 70!
Im not that old yet.
Dont you understand
whats going on?
Do you want to ruin your life too?
Stop being so pathetic
and lets settle this, you and me.
If I win, take down Real Hunting Story
and disappear forever.
Forever.
Why would I?
I have nothing to gain.
If I lose, Ill sign with you.
Ms. Yoon.
What about my contract?
80-20, my favor.
Okay?
That is not okay, you b*stard!
Okay!
What?
Lets cheer her on.
Her body began to heat up again.
When she couldnt hold her desire,
he finally came in.
Go, go, youre doing so well!
Go, go! Good work!
And then he slowly approached her
and started taking off her clothes.
Dang, what was that?
Dementia?
Train of thought departed...
Forbidden Fairytale
Forbidden... Fairytale.
How is it?
You know fairy tales already
have sexual potential, right?
So, adapt them for adults.
Cinderella, The Little Mermaid,
characters from those fairy tales
doing naughty things.
Its oddly arousing.
Its freaking brilliant.
Okay, then how about this?
Cinderella has to go home
by midnight, right?
I never understood that,
why not just sleep with the prince?
- She can.
- Exactly.
Theyre basically having
a one-night stand after the ball.
And if you meet a hottie
at the club,
you just leave because its midnight?
If the magic wears off?
She turns into a pauper.
Shes already naked,
so what does it matter?
The prince wouldnt care
about that, right?
What?
Then how about this?
Snow White gets revived
by the prince
and is brought back to the castle.
Thats where the fairy tale ends.
But my story shows
what happens afterward.
Afterward?
The story begins in the courtroom.
Snow White and the eldest dwarf
have an affair, so theyre on trial.
k*ll them, k*ll them!
Hes so handsome!
So dreamy...
Hold on a second!
Its true this guy liked me...
but I really wasnt interested
in him at all!
I only have the prince!
Please believe me!
Buddy, tell them!
How could I ever forget the day
I learned about love?
What are you talking about?
The princess was happy
after coming to this castle.
I felt my job here was done,
so I packed my things to leave,
but then, a gust of wind
blew out the candle,
and suddenly, I was grabbed
from behind!
Oh my, oh my!
When did I ever do that?
They explored every inch of my body
with their tongue and hands,
as if they knew men so well,
and it felt too good to resist...
I did?
The tongue inside the mouth
is hot, right?
With that hot tongue, from my back...
licking like this,
downward, downward, continuously...
it grazed my chest,
sliding downwards...
until finally, it circled around
my belly button, one and a half times...
So embarrassing...
Then their hands slipped
into my pants!
And grabbed...
my...
- Your...
- Your...
- Pe...
- Pe-what?
Nis...
Shut up! When did I?!
- You shut up!
- You stay out of it!
Cant we just k*ll her first?
Yeah, let him finish!
The one I love...
is not Snow White.
- What?
- Huh?
Please be happy.
Ill head up first.
Brother, Im here!
Brother!
Brother!
Hes handsome too,
both brothers are so hot!
So, the younger brother
framed him to get k*lled.
Its like you twisted a mystery
with a g*y element.
I want to read the next one.
You do?
A lot of women are into erotica,
so, the g*y twist will work.
I wasnt going hard on
the g*y story, its a love story.
Love?
Yes.
You two have been together
a lot lately.
Sticky like glue.
Whats wrong with sticking together?
Oops, sorry.
What?
Fitness for Your Health
What is it?
Dan-bi!
Dan-bi?
What is wrong with me?
My #1 says hello...
I guess youve recovered.
Mr. Hwang!
Ms. Yoons piece is up!
The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs?
Watched without much expectation...
but wow. Super fun. LOL
Delivery, story, characters,
and twists-all top-notch
The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs?
So tacky, gosh...
Insane...
This is insane!
End of Episode 1
Next episode...
50 cents...
Look at that!
The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs
Dan-bi just hit a jackpot!
Rapid Rise in Popularity
To celebrate Dan-bis return,
and to commemorate
unity of our team,
lets work hard, eat well,
and drink hard too!
After work, lets have grilled eel--
Sir, something weird
got posted on the board.
If you dont want to go,
just say so.
- Its not that...
- What is it?
The double life of Ms. Yoon
from the Youth Protection team!
It says Ms. Yoon,
so, Yoon Dan-bi?
Pardon?
Take a look at this.
A weird claim was
posted on our board.
Whats this all about?
This is Youth Protection team.
Newspaper?
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
That hasnt been confirmed yet...
Youth Protection team.
The bulletin board?
Thats not possible.
Hello?
Did you just swear at me?
Im hanging up, you punk!
Dan-bi!
Hey!
Why arent they answering
your phone quickly?
Are you heading to EroKing?
Yes.
- Ill come with you!
- Okay!
What?
Listen, Ill go and talk
to that b*stard myself,
so dont get all worked up
and get caught up-
- Ms. Yoon! Hey!
- Dan-bi! Dammit!
Where are you going?!
Dan-bi!
Hes running away!
Where do you think youre going?
EroKing, you punk!
Are you okay?!
Mr. Hwang!
Oh no...
sh*t, no airbag...
Sir, are you okay?
Are you hurt?
I got him at least.
Oh no...
Are you insane?!
You deserve it, you lowlife.
Youre all screwed now.
sh*t...
Chicken sh*t.
What a moron!
You crazy b*tch!
Hey!
You son of a b*tch!
Dumbass.
Buddy!
Dont look down on erotica.
Get your sh*t together, as*h*le.
The Secret Double Life of
a Harmful Content Regulator
Audit Committee Chairman
Mr. Han.
This is more than enough
for her dismissal.
What exactly is the problem?
Cant a government employee
write a novel?
It depends on the type of novel.
How can a government official
write such trash...
Excuse me, I have a question.
Is it a problem to write
fairy tales after work?
No, and what of it?
Then why is writing erotica
after work a problem?
I already explained, didnt I?
Writing such inappropriate content
tarnishes the honor of public servants,
and a reason for dismissal!
For humanitys evolution and reproduction,
its adult romance thats important,
not childrens books!
What the hell is he saying?
Thats a strange point.
What are the criteria for
a masterpiece and trash?
Could you two leave?
If its cathartic,
its a masterpiece,
and if it gets you wet, its trash?
Anyone outside?
Come in here!
- Escort them both out!
- Why me, too?
Dont touch me!
How could you not know the basics
of evolution and reproduction?
Then should we ban
violent novels, too?
No novels with thieves
or scammers?!
Get out!
Should we ban novels
with scammers and thieves?!
Christ...
Then just ban all kinds of novels!
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi.
Yes, sir?
You know what you did wrong,
dont you?
For your boss sake,
youll get a 3-month suspension,
so, stay quiet and
behave at home, okay?
This is your only chance.
Where do you get off, as a woman,
writing such indecent filth,
lowering the dignity of us all...
Mr. Chairman.
Before you talk about
the dignity of public servants,
you should consider
the basic integrity first.
I...
will resign.
Keep your emotions in check.
I said my piece.
Are you okay?
How did it go?
Im done with this double life.
Then what will you do?
Well... something fun.
Dan-bi...
Im gonna start doing
what I want to do,
and be honest to myself.
Oh Choong-gil, known as EroKing,
has been arrested on charges
of illegally filming women,
and all of his writings
have been taken down.
Park Ji-hyun
Choi Si-won
Sung Dong-il
Directed by Lee Jong-suk
What do you think?
What we want is... you know...
That sticky, sultry vibe.
Thats missing from this.
Then why dont you teach me?
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