01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

-There'll be a new girl today.

-Show some remorse.

-Can I say sorry?

-What is this?

What are you arguing about?

-I said sorry but you're still upset.

-Hey!

So chatty. Sis, take care of him.

She has ruined everything last night.

If she hadn't meddled,

you could have gone back home by now.

Huh?

It can get hard again?

Hey!

Let me see.

Yeah, it would have worked

if she had minded her own business.

As if I wanted to.

Go away. Don't come near me again.

If I could move, I would've long ago.

-Move then!

-Get out!

Jeez!

-Jeez.

-Jeez.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait.

How did you know

your p*nis would work again?

When I was kissing Toon,

my heart was thumping.

I could feel our feelings were connecting.

When we were close, I could feel it was

Why am I telling you this?

It's not your business.

Hey, wait!

Listen,

find an opportunity

to be alone with Miss Toon

and

Butt out!

Fine, I will!

-Thank you very much for today.

-You too.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Please hire her again.

-You got it.

-Goodbye.

-Bye. Come.

Sure.

See you!

Miss Toon?

Mr. Non.

Are you tired?

No.

Thank you.

Give me a sec.

What should I do to get a bigger smile?

-There's more?

-Just a sec.

Do you like them?

These flowers

are my apology for last night.

Thank you.

Are you free tomorrow?

Let's have dinner.

I have a gig in Suan Phueng tomorrow.

So can I have dinner with you there?

-Sure.

-Great.

Then I'll see you tomorrow.

That's enough. Let's go.

Let's go. You have another gig.

-Walk.

-So I'm gonna go.

-See you tomorrow.

-Yes.

Get home safe.

Suan Phueng.

Come on.

Hello?

Yes. Can you leave it behind the tree?

Turbo, come on.

Behind the tree.

-Ouch!

-Eh?

Hey, Turbo!

-I'm sorry.

-Are you hurt?

The cart!

-Huh?

-The cart is gone!

Hey, what the hell?

Hey!

Hey! The bump!

My stuff!

Another one!

sh*t!

I'm screwed.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Wait a sec.

You should sit.

You look like a gorilla with hemorrhoids.

Sit.

-You

-Hey.

Look at me!

-How can I see Miss Toon in this state?

-Hey.

-Hey.

-Sorry.

I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't pretend.

You're angry I told you off

so you got back at me!

Huh?

If I did, it would have been worse.

You're bad luck!

You're bad luck, you know that?

-That's too harsh!

-Hey!

Sit down. Sit.

Hey, calm down.

You're too harsh. She's a woman.

Well, it's true!

Every time I see you, my life's a mess.

What are you if not bad luck?

-I'm so bad, right?

-Yes.

Fine, I quit.

-Go!

-Sure.

Turbo, let's go home!

Jeez, Turbo.

Who taught you that? Go!

-Don't come back!

-Stop! Come here!

Sit!

Sit!

Be gentle.

AIMAEM

HI. SHALL WE GET MARRIED?

"Hi."

"Shall we get married?"

Jeez.

It's too soon!

Wait a sec. I'll bring the best one.

You're so slow. Come here.

-Mee!

-What? What's up?

-Meet the best one.

-Stop playing around.

Let's download it.

Here's Bowling.

Hey, this one. Remember her.

I'm gonna swipe right.

There.

You're borrowing his hand.

Swiping left and right? I don't get it.

Jeez, it's not hard.

-If you like this one, swipe right.

-Nice.

-If you don't, swipe left.

-Yeah.

It's easy.

No means left,

yes means right, okay?

There.

Look!

-What?

-You're matched!

-She says hi!

-Hey!

An, your bride's in love with him.

I'll woo her again, idiot!

-Hey.

-Stop playing. Leave me out of it.

What, Benz?

Benz, talk to her. She's hot.

Doesn't she have work?

AIMAEM

IS THERE A NEW CHEF?

THE FOOD TASTES DIFFERENT.

I AGREE. I WENT THE OTHER DAY.

THE FOOD DOESN'T TASTE THE SAME.

MUST BE THE NEW CHEF.

HARD AGREE. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

Wash and separate them.

Oops.

Your mustache.

Trim it.

I will.

Where's Chef Benz?

I'm sorry about your wife.

Thanks a lot.

But work and personal life

must be kept separate.

Customers complained about your food.

When it's good, they tell others.

But when it's bad,

they tell others too.

I know that.

I'm really sorry. I It's

So hurry up and make your food

taste the same, Benz.

And your project

to pair food with c*ck,

how's it coming along?

I've started it.

I'm looking for the right c*ck

and someone good to work with.

I believe you can do it.

Of course I can. Don't worry.

SENIOR CARE CENTER

-My back hurts.

-You got it. I'll help you stretch, okay?

Yes. What're you gonna do?

-Stretch your arms.

-Okay.

And turn as far as you can.

More.

-My joints cracked.

-The other side.

-Like this.

-I see.

Good. Fruits are good for your health.

-Yes.

-I love them.

Let's eat an orange.

-Mom?

-Yes?

Benz's here.

Hello.

Hello.

Is he your boyfriend, Pang?

No.

Benz, your daughter Kanta's husband.

-Benz.

-Jeez.

Have some orange, Benz?

Yes, you go ahead.

Why didn't Kanta come with you today?

Mom.

On my wedding day

with Kanta

She

drowned.

The waves took her away.

And we haven't found her.

We haven't found her.

Is Kanta dead?

Wait.

Why are you crying?

What's wrong?

Whatever's wrong, you can tell me.

What's wrong, honey?

It's okay, honey.

It's okay.

Calm down, honey. Calm down.

It's okay.

It's okay, honey.

It's okay.

It's okay.

-Come here.

-Hey!

What are you doing?

What? I'm a nurse. Don't be shy.

-Come here.

-Hey!

You're not embarrassed, but I am.

I'll do it myself.

There.

Hey!

What are you looking at? Turn around.

-Jeez.

-Creep.

f*cking Non, where are you?

I'll let you finish.

Call me after. We need to talk.

It's not what you think.

-Say what you have to say.

-Jeez!

Not what I think?

She stuck her a*s out

and you were moaning, "Oh!"

Say what you have to say.

What did you do to Piggybaby

that made her quit?

Who's Piggybaby?

Kate.

I call her Piggybaby

and she calls me Piggybooboo.

I don't care. But look at what

your Piggybaby did to my d*ck.

Huh?

Did Piggybaby

cut off your d*ck?

She didn't.

She made my ba*ls swollen.

How?

Look at them.

sh*t.

They're so saggy.

Cover them up.

It's good you're here, Aon.

Do me a favor.

This is Piggybaby.

And this one is Piggybooboo.

What are you babbling about?

Watch the road and the map.

Drive properly please.

sh*t.

Aon.

Stop. Pull over!

You're mad I fired Kate

so you took this shitty route!

The map says

this route is 15 minutes faster.

Look for yourself!

But my ba*ls are about to burst.

Be gentle.

Kanta warned you from the beginning

to wait until your ba*ls healed.

Love business can't wait.

Then let's continue.

Fine.

Non?

I have good news and bad news.

What do you want to hear first?

Good news first.

Good news is

the map says the main road

is two kilometers away.

Yes!

Finally.

And bad news?

Look over there.

sh*t.

f*ck you.

Smooth enough, as*h*le?

f*ck you.

I guarantee you'll love it here

because it's really beautiful.

But no matter how gorgeous the view is,

if your makeup isn't perfect,

it won't be as fun.

This is my help.

Watermelon Tone Up Sunscreen.

It will brighten your skin.

And it comes with SPF50 PA+++.

It's waterproof and sweatproof.

No matter how strong the sun is,

it won't budge.

Your face won't droop.

It feels light on the skin

and won't leave a white cast.

You won't have a gray face.

You can buy it

at convenience stores nationwide.

-We're done.

-Yes. Give me the proof back quickly.

-Okay. Tonight.

-Yes. Go.

Mr. Non.

So Miss Toon,

you're off work now?

I am.

Wherever you wanna take me, let's go.

You got it.

Mr. Non, you're a very careful driver.

Very smooth.

Do you like it?

I do.

-Great.

-I like it rough.

But I'm afraid the roughness

will scare you.

It won't. I love it.

The rougher, the better.

Make it rough.

Yes, I'll give you rough.

The rougher the road, the better.

I love it too.

MY SAVINGS

SAVINGS ACCOUNT 2,560.90

Sorry for the wait.

-Hello.

-Hello.

It's okay.

Here you go.

You worked at Non's bar?

Non.

I did.

How is Non doing?

Is he still the same?

What do you mean by "the same"?

Well, here's the thing.

He's the type that

has fun but doesn't commit.

-I see.

-Here's the thing.

Non and I, we used to

But he told me no.

-He didn't want serious relationships.

-I see.

So I want to know

if he's changed.

I know nothing about that.

But I'm here to apply for a job

Actually.

-I still love him very much.

-I see.

And if he's changed,

I'd love to get back with him.

Why don't you hire me first?

-You

-I'll find out for you.

But you know him.

You worked with him before.

You must know what he's like.

I think you know. Am I right?

You keep this for now.

Whatever you decide.

-Just call me.

-No.

Miss?

Miss!

Don't you wanna work here anymore?

Look who's here.

I hope I don't have to take

your laptop again this month.

You know the due date, right?

You know the due day

Don't repeat me.

-You're back?

-Yes.

If at the end of this month

you pay me only half the rent again,

I'll have to find a new tenant.

Turbo, go in first.

Everyone, I'm currently

in a park where people

take their dogs for walks.

There are so many dogs here. I stole one.

So cute.

-Mr. Non?

-Yes?

Can you take photos of me?

Of course. Give it here.

Thank you.

Okay.

-Did you take it?

-I did.

-Can I let him run?

-Yes, you can.

Okay.

Follow me!

Mr. Non, hurry. Mr. Non!

-Mr. Non, hurry!

-Sure!

Mr. Non, he's going there. Mr. Non!

He's running!

Are we adorable?

-Back off a little, Mr. Non.

-Okay.

Hey.

Don't do it.

No!

Get off me!

Hey, don't! No!

My ba*ls!

Ouch, get My ba*ls.

-Mr. Non.

-No!

Yes?

-Are you okay, Mr. Non?

-Yes.

The dogs are adorable.

I love playing with dogs.

They must like you. They ran up to you.

Yes, they must love me. How cute.

Jeez.

How's it going with Non and Toon?

Should I check on them?

But I'll get an earful again.

Or should I go?

sh*t.

Please protect me. I made mistakes.

I don't know what's happening

-sh*t, who are you?

-Calm down.

-Calm down.

-Hey, don't come near me!

Are you a ghost?

I won't get any closer.

I'm not a ghost. Look.

Look, you can touch me. See?

And I'm tasked with making Non

fall in love.

If I complete my mission

What you're saying is ridiculous.

Nothing's making sense.

I know it's incredulous and unbelievable.

But you just saw me go.

-Disappear.

-No!

Oh, calm down!

sh*t.

Believe me now?

They're adorable.

Super adorable.

-Is it delicious?

-Yes, want some?

What a strange name, "The Valley of Hell."

The Japanese named it that

because it has hot springs and mud pools

that constantly release steam.

Like cooking pots in hell.

You're streaming again?

When we're alone, can you not film us?

Tell me. Why don't you look me

in the eye when you talk to me?

I look you in the eye.

The atmosphere here is great.

Let's not do this.

What's the problem?

You don't like being in photos that much?

We came all the way here.

I mean

I want you to kiss me.

I don't wanna go back to Bangkok yet.

Are you okay, Mr. Non?

I'm fine.

Non!

sh*t, sorry.

Go, you should get some rest.

-sh*t.

-Come on.

What's wrong now?

So brave.

-What happened?

-Miss Toon kneed him in the ba*ls.

Your ba*ls

are huge now.

-Sis, take care of him, okay?

-What?

Wow, your nightgown. Don't do him.

Wanna get slapped?

Get out of here.

Well?

I told you to rest.

Why are you smiling?

Eh? You've gone crazy.

I'll tell you something.

I'm ecstatic when I'm with Miss Toon.

Really?

Really. I'm extremely happy then.

Don't tell me

you're starting to fall for her?

I don't know if it's love,

but when I see flowers, I smile.

When I see clouds, I smile.

When I look into her eyes, I feel

-Is it?

-My heart is trembling.

Is it?

Goodness!

I like Miss Toon.

She makes me feel love once again.

I forgot about my d*ck completely.

That's what I'm talking about.

You use your heart. Don't use your d*ck.

Correct.

Awesome. Very good.

Yeah, be ready to go back

to your home sweet home.

Great! Awesome!

Nice!

Sorry.

-I'm sorry.

-It's okay.

I'm sorry.

-Hello. Are you Ying?

-Yes.

Please.

Miss Kate, Mr. Non's neighbor, right?

I'm so lucky to have you

help keep the books.

But it's gonna be a little hectic

because the previous accountant

didn't tell me anything.

-Not a problem at all.

-Sure.

Please come in.

Over there.

You can sit there.

How's Mr. Non doing?

-Huh?

-Is he still injured?

I have no idea.

Well, we're really neighbors

but we're not close.

I see.

So

They're from Non.

I miss you so much!

Piggybooboo missed Piggybaby so much.

Let go.

-No.

-Let go.

-No.

-Let go.

-No.

-Let go of the flowers.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Kate, what are you doing here?

I keep the books for Miss Toon.

I see.

So I'll wait for you to finish

and we'll go home together.

No.

I want you to come back.

-About keeping the books. I'll talk

-No.

Fine.

-Hello, Miss Toon?

-Mr. Non.

Thank you for the flowers.

They're beautiful.

-Sure.

-And I'm sorry.

For the other day

when I hurt you.

Oh, it's really okay.

I understand it was an accident.

No one wanted it to happen.

Let's get dinner some other time.

Okay.

Get a lot of rest. I have to work.

KITTIYA BAKERY, COCONUT CAKE,

I LIKED MILK CAKE. IT WAS AWESOME!

Here. This gets three stars.

It's a must-visit.

Wait.

Hey, Benz, look at this.

The coconut cake I love.

-Wait, do you have to be this serious?

-Come on.

-I have to. Look at this store.

-Did you note everything?

-This one gets three stars.

-Three stars.

This one is not fattening

because they say

their frosting is non-dairy.

-Wake up.

-Those who have lactose intolerance

Non-fattening cakes don't exist.

Just say you want to eat them.

They exist.

You took these out to look

because you miss me, don't you?

I sat there that day, right?

HAVE TO GO THIS HOLIDAY!

MAEMAN, COCONUT CAKE

This is the store

I wanted to visit first, Benz.

It looks yummy.

You're making that face.

Don't tell me

you'll go there alone first.

You can't do that!

Benz, listen to me.

I'll come back soon.

Wait for me, understand? Don't go alone.

She said she'd go on a diet.

But look at this.

LUSCIOUS FROSTING, JUICY COCONU

I really would.

If I eat two slices, I'll skip dinner.

They're interchangeable, Benz.

I miss you so much.

Pang, come in.

Benz.

Hey, what's up?

Duh, you hired me to be your person guide

to take you bar hopping

and try c*ck in Yaowaret.

What Yaowaret?

Yaowaret is Yaowarat.

I'll give you another chance.

I'm gonna take you

to try c*ck in Yaowaret.

Yaowarat.

Ba-dum!

Very good! I'll give you

a 200-baht discount.

Let's not.

Only 100, or I won't have

enough to get home.

Let's do it another day, Pang.

Eh?

I feel a headache coming on.

Benz.

The more you stay at home,

the sadder you will feel.

-I know

-You know.

So you shouldn't let yourself do this.

Your staff is waiting for you.

Your job is waiting for you.

Therefore, you have to

go outside sometimes.

You may feel better.

Come on.

Go on, Benz.

Go out for a change.

sh*t.

Who's there?

I'm alone.

Who else would be here?

-A housekeeper?

-I live alone. No housekeeper.

Eh?

Who's there?

Don't open it.

Please go already.

I'm here. Behind the car?

Had to make me walk.

Wow, that looks serious.

It is serious.

I used this before.

Cold pressed coconut oil.

Apply it. You'll heal in no time.

-For real?

-Yes.

Bad swelling?

Yes.

Want me to help?

No, I can do it myself.

-You sure?

-No need.

Thank you very much.

Look like a coolie and try to feel me up.

Hey, Turbo!

Turbo!

Turbo.

Turbo.

Turbo. Hey.

Turbo.

EMERGENCY

EMERGENCY - WARNING! DON'T BLOCK THE DOORS

What's wrong with Turbo?

Where's Turbo?

-Doctor, hello.

-Hello.

Hello.

He's okay now.

He just passed out.

But I'd like his guardians

to take good care of him.

And don't let him play where it's too hot.

-Thank you. Can I go in there?

-You're welcome.

-You can.

-Thank you.

Hey, thank you.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Yeah.

-Hey!

-What?

About the other day.

What?

Nothing.

Go check on him.

What's with her?

Miss Toon doesn't like flowers.

She loves Care Bears.

Hey, wait.

-What?

-How do you know?

I just know.

Don't believe me?

Jeez.

From Non.

Thank you.

Piggybaby's not here?

Who's that?

Miss Kate.

She's not here today.

From Non.

Thank you.

Piggybaby's not here?

No.

From Non again.

-So

-She's not here.

Wow.

They're from Non.

Thank you.

Oh my.

Eat this.

Nonsense.

Do you have plans later, Miss Kate?

-Wanna go somewhere?

-No.

-Another day?

-No.

-I want to

-Stop.

Sorry, Miss Toon. I'm really sorry.

It's okay.

Mr. Aon seems to like you very much.

No.

No, he just imagines things and babbles.

Take everything he says

with a pinch of salt.

Are you the one who told Mr. Non

I love Care Bears?

Yes, it was me. I'm sorry.

No problem at all.

No, Kate

I

I just never told anyone I love

But you have a lot of them.

Yes, but I never told anyone

because it'd ruin my Lady Toon image.

So I have to keep feigning sexiness.

I prefer you like this.

-Really?

-Not that you look bad onscreen.

-But this is a lot cuter.

-But

Thank you.

You're the first person to say this to me.

-Really?

-Yes.

But I mean it.

-I believe you.

-You're very cool.

-I mean it.

-Thank you.

Turbo!

Are you hungry?

Eh?

Uncle Non already bought me chicken.

Huh?

You must eat nuggets with this dip, Turbo.

This is the best, Turbo.

Can you butt out?

Come here.

-Eat the dip, Turbo.

-Come.

-What do you want?

-Hey.

-What do you want?

-You were late.

And he was hungry.

What do you want?

Aon told me

you keeps the books for Miss Toon.

Kate!

Ma'am, I'll

I'll come over and talk to you.

I'm not here to talk.

I'm here for the rent.

Can you pay?

If you can't, I'll find a new tenant.

-How much, ma'am?

-Hey, can you butt out?

How much?

-Eight thousand.

-Eight thousand.

-Give me your QR code.

-Please stop.

-Can you please butt out?

-It's alright.

-Here's my QR code.

-Oh!

Eight thousand. Scan away.

You're very well prepared.

-Very fast!

-Right?

Kate?

Why are you making a sour face?

When I was younger,

-I had guys paying my rent like this.

-Nice.

-Ma'am, that's not what's going on here.

-Jeez.

-It's not

-It's our luck for being pretty.

-Bye-bye.

-I'm going.

Yes, go home safe.

Bye.

Will you butt out?

Don't worry.

That wasn't for free.

I'll deduct it from your salary.

But starting tomorrow, come back to work.

No.

I just

don't wanna be anyone's bad luck again.

-Okay?

-Hey!

-Jeez.

-Let go.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for calling you bad luck.

I had a dog's mouth then.

I just have a dog's mouth

I bark "Woof!"

I was just barking.

Please come back. Aon's exhausting.

Am I your buddy?

Please.

Please.

This is so frustrating.

Is that a yes?

-Fine, see you tomorrow.

-Yes! Wait.

What now?

Help me with Miss Toon.

Huh?

I'll pay extra for this.

"Will you have dinner

at my condo tomorrow?"

"Sure thing."

Tomorrow!

Prepare to go back to heaven.

You're the best.

If you wanna date that Non guy,

I won't object.

But make it benefit us too.

Benefit?

Right now your fans

are rooting for Team Toon-Non everywhere.

Create value in it.

Here.

You have a dinner date tomorrow, right?

Film it for content.

Or just stream it live.

He doesn't like that.

We already said

that we wouldn't film our personal life.

But this is your career.

If you two date

and don't support each other,

what's the point of dating?

Look at other couples.

They create buzz

and do a fan service.

Who knows how much money they've made.

Think it through if you're gonna do it.

I only mean well.

I'm done here.

I'm gonna go, Miss Toon.

Sure. Tomorrow you can

use the keycard to get in.

I won't be here. I have a morning gig.

-Okay.

-Okay.

Bye.

GET IN LINE, BRO

Everyone

BRIGHT EYES THESE DAYS

today I'd like to test something.

YOU'RE CUTE LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND

Well,

there's someone who told me

if someone loves you

SHOW ME HIS FACE

they should love you for you.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT ANYMORE

So this is it, everyone.

WHAT'S UP WITH THIS COUPLE?

This is who I really am.

I'M SO HEARTBROKEN

WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE?

ARE THEY CHARLIE-GAMIN 2.0?

So today we're gonna see

if Non

will be able to accept my true self.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY

If he can accept me

HOT, YOU'RE SO CUTE

I will date him.

But if he can't

THIS COUPLE IS REAL.

I'll go back to being Lady Toon

like all of you want me to be.

You didn't expect this look?

I didn't.

You usually don't dress

yourself in this style.

But I think it's cute.

Very cute.

Please come in.

There are no cameras.

There is only us.

Great. Thank you.

Here.

I made this but I don't know if it's good.

-Oh?

-You have to try it.

You made everything yourself?

It looks very delicious.

-Really?

-Yes.

Please sit.

-What about the drinks?

-Drinks.

Hey.

Such a special night.

I'll make you a c*ck.

-Well?

-Yummy.

Have more. Refreshing, right?

Very refreshing.

Huh?

Thank you.

Will you be my girlfriend?

sh*t.

Sorry, I

came for my phone.

Sorry. It's nothing.

Sorry. I'm going.

It broke off.

The frame broke.

Keep going. Relax.

Give it here.

Relax. I'm going.

I'll leave you alone.

What's this?

I

I can explain.

There are more, right?

Where?

Are there more?

You promised me you wouldn't film us.

I just wanted to record

the moment you saw this version of me.

I wanted to see your reaction.

I don't mind you wanting to test me.

But you promised no more filming,

so why did you?

There's a buzz about us as a couple.

The more popular we are,

the more gigs we'll get.

And you'll get more famous.

I don't give a sh*t about that!

-Well, I

-All I care about is you.

Getting to spend time alone with you.

I'm sorry.

Do you even care how I feel?

If it bothers you that much,

I won't use the footage for my content.

You've completely lost my trust.

Non.

Non.

INFALLIBLY EREC

Here you go!

Thank you.

Infallibly Erect.

Want some?

Maybe you'll wake up.

No? I'll drink it myself.

Non?

I'm sorry.

Will you let me explain?

Explain what?

No need. You don't need to apologize.

You did nothing wrong.

I did. I lied to you.

Listen to me.

You don't need to apologize.

You did nothing wrong.

Our worlds are just

too different.

If dating means

one of us losing what makes us who we are,

I don't think it's right.

Let's live our own lives.

But I can change myself for you.

You don't need to.

You're good as you are.

Okay?

Money's on the table, bro.

-Thanks a lot.

-Bye.

Everyone

Non was able to accept me for me.

But I ruined everything.

sh*t!

Lie down. Benz!

Hey!

Benz, Kanta hasn't been

with us for a long time.

You need to move on!

You need to give yourself a chance

so you'll find someone you love

and who loves you!

Who would I find, Pang?

Me!