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01x08 - Saki

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

01x08 - Saki

Post by bunniefuu »

how

to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

good

day welcome to another

liquor story with your host

Jim Lahey and they were

going to try something a little bit different today

if you're going

to guess what kind of liquor that

were promoting today

I'll give you a hint it's not

for a minute it's brewed

like beer


a little place a little island out in the Pacific

called Japan are

your clothes can you get it

that's

what we got going for us today ladies and gentlemen

wonderful Sunday and

I can't drink this today I love

to have a little dippable but custom

says that someone else has to board for

you the cop comes in a little wooden box

at this and then you poor little thing like

this Hiawatha there so you say

no you say Kyle butt and

then you pour it in that someone

else and you but

they keep pouring it and it was over the

top of it into the box then you

drink it and a sweet if it's like

an old Rice Krispies taste like

something like that I don't

like this sh*t let's

be serious sakae is

a wonderful drink some think

of more hot some people drinking room-temperature

some people drink and chill if

you drink a chill at because it's good that's

what I'm told send

text Lindsey flavors back and

forth anyway every

time I look at this little thing this was on our Shelf

that's on our mantelpiece for

a couple years yeah

because of what bat way back and

we wasn't late seventies

and I was I was going to patrol cars

to a night to because of what

I told you that story before anyway

it was my last break before the

end of my shift and I was at Tim Hortons have

a double-double and

and I had to come to Boston cream donuts

and I suck the cream out in a porn

with some bourbon in the donuts

and I ate one or two of them

and then I had to call was a robbery

in progress and leave

Fong's has the Chinese restaurant

and

I wonder why he would have sake of being Chinese

restaurant his name was Bruce

Lee not like the other Bruce

Lee that you know there's not really a

difference between us

anyway someone stuck on the box from

the garage that I would

do everything in my power and

I had to seize this little bottle

as part of evidence cuz

he threw it at the robbers use

escaping side for your night so

I just got home and I haven't had

it in the car but when I went in I

was going to have a little night cap g*n


some parted down the block.

All the bottles lined up like poor

poor little Union soldiers

standing beside the fridge

and I didn't have any I went out to

the car I got misaki Battleship

people and I'm put it down by

the bedside put in the morning I woke

up anyway

like I told her it

was a hassle for Sacred Water holy

water that this guy gave me and

to put it on the mantle to win that before so

I scrap the reporter and Bruce

Lee's every time that

was when I started drinking bad

her good times so

every time I see this little this

little Chinese lady from

Japan I always think

what would I be like if

I didn't drink but I don't drink

Sake for Lancer Park Apartments

Jame signing off of another liquor

story see you next week