Small businesses are instrumental
in the country's progress.
Counterfeiting is a faceless crime
When I was barely six or seven,
which is why no one takes it seriously.
From the neighborhood grocer
to small-time manufacturers,
my mom pampered me
with the best comfort food.
The printing happens in foreign countries
in large-scale printing presses.
everyone has a share
in strengthening the economy.
Money.
Billions worth of
That was that.
We see it everywhere,
Fake Indian Currency Notes
are printed there.
It is my last memory of her.
keep accounts,
Let me get to the point.
They have the infrastructure, technology.
even spend it lavishly,
"Money can't buy happiness"
Those who say this are either
It's a matter of immense pride.
but do we really "see" it up close?
That next week, she passed away.
Our government is making every
effort to help the SMEs,
We don’t know what Bilal has blabbed.
In fact to some extent,
they even have government backing.
bloody losers who have no money
After that, it was just Dad and I.
Let's just assume the worst.
or can't see you get rich.
I'll return your money!
They are immune to our laws.
and will continue to do so.
Meanwhile, we are faced
with a huge threat
-I'll return it by evening.
-I want my money this evening!
These notes enter our country
through various channels.
We had this game, Dad and I
-We need to--
-The money that we have…
that could potentially wipe out
our economy from within--
needs to be moved immediately
to a safer place, right?
"Anytime, anywhere"
Getting rich overnight
has one drawback.
Smuggling all the notes
in one shot is impossible.
Where Dad would come
home suddenly and say…
It is hard to choose
what to buy and what not to buy.
-Yes.
-But we don’t have the time…
Congratulations, Megha!
We have ten minutes.
So, they smuggle them
through vehicles, in suitcases
to plan a new route.
Pack up! Let's go!
But as Firoz says,
with other ordinary export products
-Hi, sir. Thank you.
-Hi.
See, it takes years to find new routes.
"What's to decide, f*ck?"
Congratulations,
well done on Dhanrakshak!
like textiles, electronics et cetera.
In those ten minutes, I would pack
my whole world and leave.
I have a way out.
Thank you, sir.
I found a source in the task force.
I'm just glad that people
can finally benefit from it.
If you have a swanky office,
your business seems genuine,
Hidden within these products
the notes are moved in small chunks.
and if the secretary
speaks fluent English…
We will get updates on everything they do.
Counterfeit notes trickle in
constantly via our borders.
MKG Publishing, how may I help you?
Now that it's launched,
We would look for a new home in a new town
So quick?
…then, no one cares where
the money is coming from.
when will you come back to us?
Through Bangladesh, Burma, Nepal
or our "neighbor" Pakistan.
Uncle!
and Dad would start a new business there.
Sir, we haven’t yet
launched and deployed it.
Already?
We will always be one step ahead of them.
Game restart, okay?
This is a fully furnished flat, sir.
Just like you asked.
Sometime smugglers get very innovative.
That was our game.
It will take time.
There will be no errors.
I hate these assholes.
We have two similar flats
on the same floor.
And our life too.
Yeah, I understand.
There is no scope for error.
But I have to admit…
Both are ready
for immediate possession.
Everything is at stake.
We have ten minutes, son.
Pack up! Let's go!
Move it!
they are hardworking assholes.
So…
Two flats?
Move!
Our money, business, everything!
I didn't know the printing
business paid so well.
Come on. Let's go!
These buggers are meticulous and sincere.
next month?
Actually it's all inherited.
We invented this fabulous machine
If we get this wrong, we are done! Me too!
A currency note
is a piece of art in itself.
Money sitting in the bank
hardly fetches returns.
that will shield the economy from evil.
But the important fact is…
Come, son!
And this new two thousand-rupee note…
-Sunny?
-Firoz?
-Hence, real estate is
-Okay.
Let's meet your Grandpa.
if it does not reach the right market,
is a masterpiece.
You know, there are people above me,
laying immense pressure on me.
the best investment.
-Sunny!
-Are you alright, Firoz?
Grandpa?
Mansoor has the perfect paper.
Did you fix the location with them?
These f*ck beat the sh*t out of me!
even the best fake note
in the world is useless.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am accountable to them.
The same paper the Indian government
uses to print money.
Yes, told them it needs
to be a public place, so…
may I present to you…
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
Run, quick!
So distribution is the backbone
of the counterfeiting business.
They want me to pump
in more fakes into the market.
b*stard, what did you do now?
we fixed the D-City mall.
"The Protector of Good!"
How do I do that?
This time the problem is not the paper…
I didn't do anything! Did you?
And they have an elaborate network.
No, I didn't!
I was just watching reels on the phone.
-Does it work?
-It works.
but the design of the note.
‘Dhanrakshak!’
Quiet! Someone's here! Someone's coming!
Its design is more intricate than
the previous note designs.
Eventually these notes make their way
into small and big businesses
I came first!
Sir…
Why don’t we discuss my share?
all the way to banks and ATMs
Sister!
Make way!
Everything alright
between the two of you?
Excellent detailing.
and finally reach the common man.
Sweetheart!
Move!
We did not get caught.
Sir, "Artist."
What's more,
it has 17 different typefaces…
If you have a fake note in your hand,
Keep to the left!
More to the left!
Who?
Which means…
Yes, why not?
we won!
it is already too late.
You and Megha!
Which idiot parked his car here?
in over 14 sizes.
-30%.
-I can do 15%.
Whenever she messaged,
Come on, hurry!
Who made this?
To make a copy of it
is almost next to impossible.
Why did you have to buy this
tank to drive around Mumbai?
That is why we are here
for this one-of-a-kind special cell.
you would break into
a "Mona Lisa" smile.
Sir, please scoot aside a little?
I have a child with me.
15% is the standard rate, my friend.
Tough guys ride tanks.
Valet!
Almost.
Looks like she put you
on silent mode now.
Who set these standards, Mr. Mansoor?
-Yeah.
-He's a little kid.
Didn’t I tell you
For the first time, representatives
from many agencies have come together
not to check her messages?
Tonight, we party till we throw up.
We did. So we can change it, right?
Truth be told,
I didn't!
Change? The player changes.
we put the picture
of the world's most honest man
-Remember Grandpa?
-Yes.
Anyway, it's not as if
she has been texting!
for one goal and that is to fight
counterfeiting together. Okay?
Consider this your wife
and park with extra care.
Let’s see who finds him first!
But do the rules change?
So you have been checking!
How else would you know otherwise?
on the most corrupt thing in the world.
10%.
Leave it. I'll do it myself.
10%?
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
What the f*ck were we even thinking?
Do you even know what 10% means?
-Shekhar.
-Yes, sir.
The tracker is still enabled, right?
Hey!
Do you realize how big the consignment is?
Hello everyone,
my name is Shekhar Ahlawat.
This big!
So 10% of that would be?
I'm the Chief Investigating Officer.
I'm talking to you.
This big!
Just take the deal.
So, welcome to our new department…
But you just offered 15%!
The clubs that once threw us out…
Counterfeiting and Currency
Fraud Analysis & Research Team.
Is the tracker still enabled
on her phone or not?
How much more will you
bargain me down, Mr. Mansoor?
now lay red carpets for us.
C-C-F-A-R-T!
If she is of no use anymore,
why do we need the tracker?
He’s so cute.
What?
Are you crazy?
Sir, C-C-F…
Love has blinded you!
Done!
Tasty samosas.
Cheer up, 15% it is.
You took this crucial step and
didn't even discuss it with me?
Is the deployment schedule ready?
Who had this brilliant idea?
Money can buy everything,
Sir, Dhanrakshak will be deployed
at all banks in a month.
Not us, sir. It came from the ministry.
Bravo!
but class…
So, this is the ministry's fart.
That is Phase-I. In Phase-II,
maximum transactions will--
Sunny, what's going on with you?
that needs special talent.
You have been conning her.
-Hello sir.
-Please remain seated. Sit, sit.
Next!
And falling in love with her
at the same time.
Sit down, all of you.
Dad?
Who are you trying to fool?
This man runs the counterfeiting
network in India.
I came to congratulate
Michael and the team.
Dad?
Her or you?
He's a wanted man,
lives in the Middle East.
-Sunny, it's a state-of-the-art machine.
-What is it though?
Bravo!
Leave it.
Sir, thank you!
Dad!
I am meeting Grandpa for lunch.
See you.
It will take us at least two
days to wrap our heads--
He keeps visiting India,
but no one knows when he does.
The credit goes to Megha, sir.
How do you like it?
Dad!
-Thank you.
-Congratulations, madam.
Dad!
Listen.
You'll find only the best machine here.
The whole system
is in this rascal's pocket!
Thank you, sir.
Dad!
Wear something decent and go.
It has been imported from Germany.
Sir, I was wondering
if our machines in the market--
He is our main target.
Offset printer.
You will find everything here.
Mansoor Dalal.
f*ck!
The best scanner, security paper,
you name it…
My client has graciously agreed…
That is Jitendra Joshi.
I don't want a penny from her
Mr. Yashwant Kumar.
Mansoor's righthand man.
As for whether you guys
are the best,
that Ms. Rekha will take
all the antique brassware,
Business talk at my office.
-How can I take money from my wife?
-Mr. Michael,
Known in the circles as Jitu Uncle.
Wow!
Thank you, sir.
This will become a big headline.
And this is Mansoor's
main distributor, Bilal.
strictly, man to man,
are you the best?
-This is so cool!
-Yes, it is.
let me tell you something.
artwork, paintings, jewelry,
home appliances, kitchen appliances,
He says yes.
I like his confidence.
-Thank you, Namaste, Jai Hind!
-Namaste.
Don't refer to Ms. Rekha
as your wife, anymore.
Did you make this "Van Gogh"?
So, guys…
Sit.
let's do this.
Bluetooth connected.
-Yes, sir.
-I can't tell the difference at all!
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
I hope you are still not…
since she bought them all
with her money.
Let's do this!
It's too good!
-emotionally attached to her.
-How is it connected to the speaker?
This is our Dhanrakshak.
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
Thank you, sir.
-Ms. Rekha filed for divorce.
-What the f*ck?
How much for it?
So it is only fair
she keeps these things.
Excuse me?
"Protector of Good", my foot.
That was the last time we played our game.
It's not always about perfection.
Six thousand.
-That wasn't for you.
-Sir, sorry.
My client wishes to relinquish her
apartment
I can get an original for that cost!
It's about perception too.
-Bluetooth disconnected.
-I'll do it, sir.
I never found Dad.
It’s not a joke,
why are you laughing?
Come on, give me a good deal.
to Mr. Michael.
It doesn't matter
if the note is imperfect.
Actually, I don't want a divorce.
Sorry.
This is barely worth a thousand bucks.
Too late.
I don't want the house.
As long as the machine
thinks it is perfect.
Divorce proceedings are on.
A good copy also needs talent, sir.
-Come on, eat.
-A samosa, at least.
Keep it with you, please.
Ms. Rekha's lawyers will be out to attack.
They will have an offensive strategy.
You know how kids are…
I'm on a diet.
-It's an exact replica.
-So what?
You bought that home with
your hard-earned money, Michael.
Sir, the nation wants to know,
I started to believe
that it was all my fault.
This is also funny to you?
It's still a fake.
It is your first home!
Just leave it all to me.
why you suddenly
decided to wage this w*r…
If I hang it on my wall,
I will defend it with
a kickass counter notice,
I cannot keep it.
It is not right.
against counterfeit currency?
will it look like an original?
No one asked what
we learnt at school.
that will leave them in shock.
I can't stay there.
If you look like a billionaire
who can afford
Without even setting foot in court,
See, ever since I took charge,
a painting worth a billion rupees,
I need to move on.
All they cared are
the marks we scored.
we will win this case right here,
in my office.
I've been closely working on FICN affairs.
then sure it will.
I hope you understand.
I was convinced
that my plan was brilliant.
You mark my words!
There is no gift list attached.
What should we do?
Thousand rupees.
Yes!
Take it or leave it.
-It has been mutually agreed upon.
-And the joint account?
The media just woke up,
I would paint on every railway platform.
Dad would notice it and realize it was me
so you think I was sleeping on it, too.
People don't know sh*t about art
The parents have mutually agreed
that the joint account…
Sir! Sir…
but if you put a famous
artist's signature on it
and he would come find me.
will be dissolved,
In several encounters last month,
then everyone wants it.
That too for a bargain.
and the money shall be…
I was so stupid.
I have been calling the NIA with no luck.
many FICN shipments
have been caught at the borders.
That's what I do.
But sir, it's been two weeks!
Yes. Our team has done
a commendable job, but…
Do they even plan to investigate
or have they spent all the notes?
Some painters specialize
in landscapes, some in portraits,
In the divorce case of
Michael Vedanayagam and Rekha Rao,
Look, Megha. We… you… caught the notes.
this is not the time
to rest on our laurels.
some do still life, some modern art,
Is that your painting?
That is an achievement in itself.
upon careful consideration
of all evidences,
You are quite the 'Artist'!
some do oil or water color or sketch.
Sir, you have been claiming to
have nipped fake notes in the bud.
Leave the rest to the experts.
Vyom, go wear your shirt.
Come on, go!
No.
the court has arrived at a judgment,
-Is it him?
-No.
But sir, they are clearly
not doing their job.
Wanna know a great way
to make quick money?
Uncle, ask Bilal to come and meet me.
But me? I am an expert in all of these.
How many clothes will you pack?
-What?
-We could make money with your art.
Why not? Why can't we investigate?
that exclusive custody of Vyom Vedanayagam
shall be granted
But reports say there have been
no arrests made.
No.
I can make a replica of anything.
Dinner at…
Any luck?
It's just two days, not two months!
-Let me investigate it, sir.
-Megha… sit down.
What other choice is there anyway.
Let's work together.
No, sir!
Who is the face behind the crime
that wants to destroy our economy?
my place tonight.
to his mother, Rekha Rao.
It's not just clothes,
Let's do this! You paint. I'll sell.
He is not in any of our criminal records.
No one wants a painting
of an unknown artist.
there are other things too.
Is she even listening to me?
-Cool. We will look it up later.
-Yes, sir.
Whereas, the father, Michael Vedanayagam
shall be granted visitation rights,
No one!
Will your Dad trouble you about this?
Does your apartment
have anything he needs?
I'm waiting for him.
Are we the cops?
I don't know how you will cope.
My grandfather is an amazing artist.
Do you even know
what he likes and doesn’t like?
He will come for me.
twice a month, on Sundays.
No.
Do you know what he likes for breakfast?
The investigation is on. It's on!
Doofus! Your father abandoned you,
Are we a Law Enforcement Agency?
He made a ton of original work!
You spoke to the
informer yesterday, right?
Idli, dosa, poha, upma?
The investigation is on.
No.
He's great.
just like my Dad.
Our job is to do research
for the government
-Thank you, Namaste, Jai Hind!
-Thank you, sir. Namaste!
Good.
-Dads! Bloody scumbags!
-My Dad is not a scumbag.
I packed his meals and labeled them.
But not famous.
Now decode it.
All Dads are scumbags!
and assist the police
in investigations. That’s it.
I have packed it in order.
Just follow it, okay?
-Shekhar.
-Yes, sir.
Sir, the--
What are these new set of questions?
There is no more Aloo Dum Biryani left.
But Grandpa's true love is
How is it?
And please, absolutely no street food.
I doubt the Sheikh will be of any help.
Whose side are they on?
Sir this may be just
another fake note for the NIA
his news magazine, "Kranti."
Confused journalism!
It's splendid!
We need to change the watchman.
He cannot be trusted.
He has more allergies than you know.
KRANTI MAGAZINE
and by the time they look into it--
Sorry, sir. The Urban Ministry officers
are waiting.
He loves it more than anything else.
He is Vincent 'Vangoo'.
You look like you have
money to spare for us.
So, you are saying that
And these…
Michael!
Grandpa, why have you cooked
so much food?
Maybe even more than me.
our top investigating agency
is incompetent, right?
Shall I send them in?
We must invest in teak.
Give me some more?
These are his vitamins.
How can you not give anything, Ma’am?
It is his selfie.
Fine, send them in.
Decode it.
How will I eat it all?
No, sir! It's just that…
After breakfast,
and not on an empty stomach, okay?
-Okay, sir.
-Listen.
What does Aloo Dum Biryani,
watchman, sheikh, mean?
I almost dug him out
of his grave for this.
NIA is too overloaded
and we can save time--
You love the food I cook, right?
Do not bring such clowns to me.
He's my son too.
I gave birth to him.
They cannot use the routes
in Bangladesh and Pakistan.
For what?
Go on, eat.
-Have a little more!
-Grandpa!
Yes, sir.
Look, Megha.
You've wasted enough time already.
Hey, Firoz! What's going on?
Profit!
Sir, I have a suggestion.
I don't want to.
You gave birth to him but forgot
to be a father, Michael.
Burma.
Grandpa is looking for you.
-Hey…
-Grandpa, I'll bloat and burst.
Sir, you must focus on social media.
-What?
-Mom, I'm not hungry!
Sir, I don't think I'm wasting any time.
This sorry piece was hanging in
the bedroom of a European businessman.
He won't get up! Let him sleep.
It is the safest bet, for now.
I know him. He is my son.
Have a little more, for me.
In fact, I’m about to stop
a financial calamity.
Anyone who has access to the internet
these days has an opinion.
When all the white guys yelped,
"Wow, wow, wow!" like dogs,
We are connected through DNA.
Get up!
By the time we wade through the red tape
You are a minister.
Grandpa…
Shekhar.
I growled, "Wow! I want it too!"
We are the same blood.
You are good with people skills.
Take these there.
Come on!
What will the elephants bring?
the forger will have
started mass production
Let people connect with you.
Tell me that story again.
Really? We'll see how that
works out in four hours.
I haggled and bought it
at a bargain.
Come on, eat quickly.
12,000 coconuts.
and our scanners will simply
not be able to detect these notes.
Don't make him work so much. He'll die.
Your following will skyrocket, sir.
That's when I realized Firoz was right.
We'll see.
12,000?
I'll sell it later
for double, even triple.
What do you want now, Michael?
When we met last…
Mummy, I don't want to go.
Take your time.
We have all the time in the world.
That is the size of the shipment.
Such misplaced passion!
Sir, we have a problem.
My father deserted me and ran away.
I knew it. What is it?
Profit.
Look!
The weekly issue is out.
she had sneaked out
of her home to come see me.
Let's go.
They have somehow sneaked
in new fake notes into India.
I don't have time
for your theories, sorry.
Scumbag!
How much?
He will hang here till then.
Don't worry.
Did you manage to sell any paintings?
120,000 million rupees!
Call me whenever you want.
Vincent Vangoo!
You must have been about one
or two years old.
About 120,000 million rupees!
So you're saying we keep taking
our salaries and do nothing?
Uncle!
I am going to miss you.
You were always stuck to her.
Mansoor sir…
-This week's issue looks great.
-Yeah, right. Only we love it.
120,000?
Yes, sir!
What?
What?
this is not Vincent van Gogh.
120,000 million!
Such an annoying child!
Look at that.
I was doing my work so happily
Yes, sir!
No one reads the newspaper anymore.
It is not a self-portrait.
and here you are spoiling my mood!
She cooked this same dish that day, and…
The scrap dealers are
making a k*lling off of us!
Come on.
I've told you time and again
we are analysts,
This is his brother,
Have fun and be good.
Okay, baby?
-Grandpa's upstairs, right?
-Yes!
Theo van Gogh.
Who else knows about this?
Sure.
not James Bond! This is just too much!
Listen!
Just you and I, right?
You are sending a boy…
Take him home, please?
As if you have met his brother.
-Yes, sir.
-Not the masses, yet?
-But sir, I--
-No.
I will bring back a man.
-He makes us slog 15 hours every day!
-Stop cribbing, Uncle.
No, sir.
Hi!
it had the same taste.
Go.
-Come on.
-Four hours.
Where's the problem, then?
Let him be.
-Hi.
-Have you been waiting long?
Bet?
As long as he is working he is fine.
The machine you installed
will detect those fakes, right?
No, not at all.
Hey!
Or he would have been bedridden by now.
At this rate, we certainly will be.
What are you saying?
-Hello.
-Yes sir, tell me.
Sir, these new fake notes
are so accurate
Give money! Money?
Sir, what was his name?
So, you've settled into the new place?
Do whatever it takes.
Give him sleeping pills,
-What money?
-Dollar! You took a picture!
I have a friend.
Give me a minute.
Really?
sedate him, but take him home.
He is well connected.
I'm trying!
She made me swear…
Where is your phone?
that our machines cannot detect them.
Hey!
-As if it's that simple!
-Sunny.
My landlord, Uncle Kersi
is quite the character.
Who taught you to draw so well?
He wants the stuff.
Why don’t you play games on your phone?
I have some work.
Will get it done.
They are called 'Supernotes', sir.
Mummy told me not to play
games on the phone.
My first night, okay? Late night.
Madam, why are you giving
it such heroic names?
It is a big order.
It… it is not Vincent?
No one did.
to make you an artist too.
I hear someone wailing.
-It will spoil my mind.
-Okay!
My cut is 10%.
I can teach you to draw better than this.
f*ck!
I thought maybe the house is haunted,
-'Supernotes, spidernotes, batnotes!'
-Please come.
Done, sir.
My daughter was such a firecracker!
His name is…
I bet I could draw better than that too.
that's why I got it so cheap.
She would question everything,
There's nothing we can do.
-Guess what it was?
-What?
I paid a shitload to see
his brother's face?
and challenge authority.
Uncle Kersi singing his lungs out,
A-R-J-U-N
N-A-I-R.
Really! Even better than me?
-Namaste, sir!
-Do you have a two thousand-rupee note?
Show me your drawing first.
It's…
She was an all-or-nothing girl.
English opera that too!
My little one!
Hello.
What?
it's alright.
Not N-A-I-R.
Lakdawala vouched for it.
-Do you have a two thousand-rupee note?
-No.
People often…
Grandpa!
It is a big order.
Arjun Uncle's surname is
N-A-Y-Y-A-R.
But thank you, Sandeep.
I have a two thousand-rupee note.
Finish this, Sunny.
Contact Artist.
get mistaken.
Calling him right away.
Really.
You are welcome, Megha. Really.
I don't know why my hand is shaking today.
See you.
But this is painted by Vincent van--
You are…
Don’t you know how to spell it?
Thank you, sir.
-I don't make mistakes.
-Right.
Have you checked the menu?
I know… I know the spelling,
I was just testing you.
My child!
just like your mother.
No, I didn't. Please.
I looked for you everywhere.
f*cking!
Okay?
You turned me into
quite the artist alright.
Very good, very good.
Let it be.
What should we order today?
Did you read the new edition?
Will you come with me?
Of course.
Everything looks so good.
Do you know the secret to success?
I turned out just
like you, no, Grandpa?
-Did you hear?
-Yes sir, but who is he?
Yes!
It's superb, Grandpa.
Come on, pick up buddy!
What are you doing?
Bullshit!
Fear.
Let's do this.
Can we take Firoz too?
Fake notes can be differentiated
from real ones by burning them.
Bullshit. You haven't even seen it!
I still have sleepless nights.
Why do we need to keep
an eye on him?
I'll order your meal, you order mine.
Firoz?
It's not official.
Hire a private detective.
Grandpa, I am with you all the time.
I know the magazine inside out.
Because of fear.
Firoz! Over here!
Then we see who ordered better food.
But who is he, sir?
Fear of failure.
A red flame means
it's a fake note.
I miss you, Sunny.
-Hello.
-Hello!
Just do what I say.
No questions.
Forget me…
Done.
Firoz is like my brother.
Yes, we have a big order.
Can you handle it?
I have seen it even in Sachin's eyes.
-How could I leave him behind?
-Firoz, will you come with us?
That's the problem with your generation.
I miss your scolding, Grandpa!
-Daddy, I am hungry.
-Okay, son.
What do you mean? Of course, we can!
-I'm not like my father.
-Yes.
When he reaches the crease to bat…
You see and hear a lot
Tell me the amount, I'll talk to Sunny.
You win…
How's work?
Just get the job done.
I have to take care of my son, okay?
I have seen it.
Eat as much you want.
but register nothing.
-No taking names, you moron!
-Sorry, Anees bro…
It feels nice watching you eat.
Is everything okay?
Seen the fear.
-Okay, sir. Bye, sir.
-Bye, okay!
Such a great legend.
It's going well, Grandpa.
Daddy, I have food from home.
f*ck!
Let's put our paper on the internet
-I work out also, okay?
-Of course!
No, not you!
so younger people can read it.
Fear pervades all, guys.
Let's meet and discuss
our next plan of action?
Forget that.
Everyone loves my art.
Ignore the f*ck who say,
You know, when I was growing up,
Don't worry.
People aren't reading it
on the streets, Grandpa.
Today we are going to eat
Mumbai's best pav bhaji,
Alright.
I would eat so much.
I can see that.
"Have no fear."
It's great that Grandpa
is feeling better.
I'll talk to… "him".
Yet I would still be hungry.
New home, new clothes,
"Fear is not good."
Nonsense.
best momos and best vada pav.
And you want an online edition.
Yeah, and it's amazing he doesn't
remember any of our shenanigans.
Firoz!
That's good.
imported wristwatch.
-But Mummy said…
-Don’t worry about her.
You need fire under your butt,
At least you had food on the table.
Firoz, you're okay. Get up.
You're such an as*h*le.
Do you like it or not?
-f*ck! I'm dead, I think I'm dead!
-Firoz, relax!
How's Firoz?
I spent my childhood worrying
where the next meal would come from.
Shut up.
to take off like a rocket!
Do not flex your nouveau riche
avatar in front of him, okay?
He's also doing well, Grandpa.
You don't like it?
-You're fine!
-Bloody idiot!
I hope you two…
Hey!
-Let's go!
-You're okay.
Look at you.
-Fine.
-How much is the fare?
You liar!
are not up to anything wrong?
I want to awaken the masses.
You had to make a masterpiece
to save your Grandpa's press.
Who are these guys, Sunny?
I want to take "Kranti" to them.
Who is in your family?
Of course not, Grandpa!
Who are they?
Daddy! It's not stopping.
I need two bundles of the
Kathmandu FICN notes.
My Grandpa…
If not as a newspaper,
then in any other way!
How is his health, by the way?
and my friend.
It's just an upset stomach.
Nothing to worry about.
Much better, thank you.
When I really miss your scolding…
He is like a brother to me.
I could work round the clock
iKranti, Grandpa!
-Right--
-What do you mean, "much better"?
-But my stomach hurts…
-Vyom.
We have an uncle too.
See, our newspaper
has gone live online!
Sir…
if only someone showed me a way.
Hi, Sunny!
I'll get into some trouble.
Just a bit!
He needs surgery,
Be a man!
Be strong, okay?
Your ID, please.
It is you.
and it is so hard to get
a doctor's appointment.
Oh my god! It's been so long.
But why iKranti?
I want to go to my mummy!
It will be done. Have patience.
Yasir Uncle…
We couldn't get 'Kranti'.
That domain name was taken.
How have you been?
How are you?
Really good. How are you?
But 'Kranti' is our name, right?
Here is your medicine.
Don't forget take it.
I'm amazing, of course!
Bilal, look who's here.
When will you return it?
How can anyone else take it?
-Hi! I'm Ananya. And you are?
-Hi, I'm Megha.
I need it for lab testing.
The Artist!
Grandpa!
That's alright, I still need
to enter a date…
My star!
The online world is a crazy place.
You have no idea.
Don't tell Mummy
we had pav bhaji, okay?
I am alive. Good enough for you?
Nice to meet you.
He is Bilal.
when it was released,
when it will it be returned.
You know, Sunny and I,
often used to hang here.
Pain is all in the mind,
Any random person can register
hundreds of domain names in advance
Dessert?
He is my life.
They say we can choose our friends
but not family.
not in your body, okay?
Two months.
Have you two fought?
And the life of my business too.
In fact, you have already ordered
what I always recommend.
-Okay?
-Okay!
and then sell the domain back
to us at a higher profit.
Okay.
He handles distribution.
No, Grandpa.
Smile?
By the way, you must try
the tiramisu here. It's heavenly!
Three… three months.
But what's the right word for it?
Smile… Nice.
We were getting domain names
like 'Kranti Patrika-aaa!'
You know him already.
Firoz is my friend
We have had a
"philosophical disagreement."
-We had a lot of fun, no?
-Yes.
but this rust bucket of a press
'Krant-eee Patrika!'
Okay. Smile.
Uncle Jitu. He is dynamite.
Make that six.
Sadly, I'll have to settle for hell.
'K-k-k-kranti Patrika!'
What the…
is my family!
I'll be right back.
The whole business
rests on his shoulders.
Okay.
Testing might take time.
Readers might think…
No matter how much I hate it,
We know about counterfeiting.
Excuse me?
He is my main man.
I don’t like sweets.
that I've started following
numerology in my old age.
I have to put up with it all my life.
Poor Yasir. He should
have married so early.
Are your four hours done?
Look what our superstar has made.
We're all aware of it
but no one takes it seriously.
You are very funny!
Sorry! I have some urgent work.
I'll come next week for Vyom, okay?
Hence, iKranti…
So tell me more about yourself, Megha.
But he stayed single!
Because this is a faceless crime.
Grandpa started "Kranti" publication
to bring about change in society.
-Mummy, I need to go to the washroom!
-Bye!
Although all men
get senile with age.
Sorry guys, I know
I am intruding on your date.
No. Close your fist.
But the damage it causes
to our economy is huge.
It's the best name.
Mummy, washroom! Quick!
-Yeah, we were in the middle of--
-But who cares?
Best!
Everyone who works here
Amazing!
Anything for you, Grandpa.
All are good.
That makes a strong case for CT-600.
Amazing craft.
Except you, Grandpa.
shares Grandpa's ideology.
You know what?
I have never seen Sunny with another girl.
It depends on your usage.
We have the best
technical team too.
-You can't tell the difference.
-We made it…
Which is the costliest?
You are the best!
Your wish is my command.
This one.
but even we can't tell the difference.
I've known him for years, but never.
Son, it is strange…
Next slide, please.
You wanted 'Kranti' online.
How much is it for?
After school, everyone played
What say?
CT-600's scanning algorithm,
is fifty times more accurate
70 thousand, sir.
It is now.
So?
like regular kids.
but I… had a nightmare…
-How mu…
-70 thousand.
Shall we go for it?
Tell me how and where you guys met.
Now, spread the revolution!
Including discount,
I am not making any money here.
Absolutely!
Do you know what we did?
than any existing scanner.
What is that quote?
We met at a coffee shop.
We sold "Kranti."
Please don't ask me to go lower,
I just can't.
Artist…
"Let's ignite young minds!"
This technology can be adapted
to run on any device
Cute!
in which I catch you doing…
-Which no one bought!
-Sir, please buy one!
Did I say anything?
How long have you been together?
The market awaits!
Now you are quoting
my quotes back at me.
such as mobile phones,
scanners or computers.
Shall we toss your note into the market?
-Why are you doing the bargaining for me?
-Sorry.
Grandpa believed
"Kranti" would change the world.
Just kidding, Grandpa.
something very wrong.
Two months.
Rascal!
It is compatible with all platforms
and operating systems.
-Go for it.
-Sure?
This is what you
always wanted, right?
But first, someone needs
to read it, right?
Oh.
That was quite quick, Sunny.
To be heard by one and all.
Yes.
At times like these
our jobs come in handy, no?
I'm pretty sure people who buy it,
don't even read it!
Uncle, ensure that
you only log onto iKranti.
I request the attention
of all the respected guests
Sandeep, try this.
I hate these dreams.
Do not log on to strange websites, okay?
Thanks.
to the results achieved by this prototype.
-Make sure no one sees us.
-Go! I'm here.
Good morning, sir!
Listen, pack two of these.
Now give me a discount.
Morning.
They make me anxious
and I stay up wide awake…
They say prostitution is the
oldest profession in the world
Here are some key critical points.
We would save money
and put it in Grandpa's drawer.
I want a quick portrait made.
Sir discount… you know…
So, just between you and me…
closely followed by…
I don’t do it anymore. Sorry.
counterfeiting!
He never understood
where the money kept coming from.
trying to forget them.
it is very easy to figure him out.
What's so funny?
Since we are in such
an esteemed business…
But why? You're famous for this.
All day I am trying to forget them.
there is nothing left
to be ashamed of.
Shut up and give me a discount.
Take my number down.
I'll tell you everything about him.
Hey!
Listen, start the animation
and turn up the volume.
-Isn't it a good phone?
-Yes sir, it is.
Two Pepsis, please.
So many of my friends have
got self-portraits made by you.
No, just one.
-Even his dirty secrets!
-I'll get it from Sandeep.
Compatible with our system apps too.
Okay.
We have to save here, too?
CT-600, a one stop solution
for Fake Indian Currency Notes.
Yeah. Take it from “Sandeep”,
without fail.
It's not for me, it's for Vyom.
They are all full of praise for you.
His birthday gift.
Because it's cheap.
The good thing is that
I'm sure he remembers my number by heart.
Grandpa?
You bought this for Vyom?
What do you mean?
The CT-600 software can detect fake notes
Look at it.
these are just dreams.
Self-portraits are overrated.
I've already flipped the hourglass thrice.
Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it.
120…
Why?
Right?
Just click a selfie
and slap a decent filter.
It's been fifteen minutes, Grandpa.
with fifty times more accuracy
-He's only six years old.
-So?
minus five bucks for the drink…
Yes, Grandpa.
It was so nice meeting you, Neha!
Flip it a fourth time, then.
What's wrong with
a six-year-old using a phone?
than any other software in the market.
makes it to 115.
And you are set.
If we had a side-hustle,
we could make up to 500 per day.
Bye, Sandeep!
He's my son and sharp too.
-What the--
-Oh beautiful!
With its advanced scanning technology,
Bye!
That's too much, make it 100.
Bye, Neha!
-CT-600 can be--
-Pause the video.
Who's the artist?
There, keep it.
Yes. Show it to me.
Let's say 250.
Sorry about that.
So, how long would it take us to be…
This is why it is absolutely necessary
to deploy the CT-600, sir.
This is a masterpiece by
the Belgian post-impressionist artist,
So, Sunny…
Millionaires?
For me?
you're dating again!
No, billionaires.
Gunther Van Bisler.
Ms. Megha, let's say we slip a fake note
in a bundle of real notes.
Long history, I see.
-Why not?
-But, sir…
Wow!
I'll tell you about it,
Why do you think I bought two?
-You want it?
-Yes.
-maybe someday…
-By the way, you did well.
One for you, one for Vyom.
Will your little robot sniff it out?
To be billionaires,
it would take us 109.75 years!
How much for it?
It's hard to decide,
who drew worse.
-Really?
-Yeah!
Sir, it is not a robot…
Thank you, sir!
Six thousand, sir.
She kept trying to push your buttons but…
Way too much.
Aren't you ashamed?
but it will definitely
detect the fake note.
Has anyone got rich saving money?
Hello, Mr. RR Muni?
you kept your cool.
You saw me buy this phone with fake money,
I don't want to spend
more than two thousand.
So, the only way to test this machine,
Yes. What is this about?
Well…
I'm impressed.
Do you arrange divorces?
yet you took it.
is for all of us to order some fake notes!
As kids, we spent most of our time
at the press.
you win!
No, but if you want one, I can help.
Thank you.
You abetted a crime!
Done.
Leave the cash on the table.
Grandpa, I'm not a kid
This is not a laughing matter, sir!
-Done?
-Excuse me. Yes, Uncle!
I loved Grandpa's paintings
You should have quoted less.
Hello! Can you get me a divorce?
that you need to appease
to stop me from feeling bad.
I have a question.
I'm at the cafe.
Where are you?
Not at all!
and Firoz liked the machines at the press.
Will this work on the scanners
that already exist in the market?
Yes, I have helped
many celebrities divorce.
Your drawing is worse,
I'm nearby.
This is the blueprint of the mall.
Seven… fifty--
infinitely worse.
You need to deposit one million first.
Palash will lead all the officers
in plain clothes.
Absolutely, sir.
It is just a software in a chip.
So, Grandpa taught me how to paint
-Yes, sir.
-Okay, sir.
Do you get divorces done?
The command team, that is us,
will operate from the mall's CCTV room.
It can be integrated with any device
and Uncle taught Firoz how to print.
This is cheating.
So expensive!
Boss is here.
Wrong number!
and even be used from an app
on mobile phones.
Here is your reward.
Our officers will be stationed
at all parking levels.
Just order, Uncle!
Lakda, my man!
First, Mr. Michael,
please accept my sympathies.
Meanwhile the cops will be
outside the mall, on standby.
Once, Grandpa worked so hard on "Kranti"
So deployment will be easy, right?
My treat.
It'll be very easy, sir.
Sir, Palash will drive Megha.
that we ended up eating only buns.
The one thing that can break
the strongest of men is divorce.
Kesri Doshi, MLA. Do you know him?
I sold an original painting today.
It is nice, ma'am. Very nice.
Two teams in unmarked cars will
already be in position inside the mall.
Original?
Morning, evening, day or night,
Two house specials, please.
Bravo! Very good!
He's from Gujarat.
If I hear a single
walkie-talkie rumble this time,
120,000 million rupees!
He is waiting for us inside. Let's go.
-Okay, sir.
-Thanks, buddy.
But promise me
one thing, Mr. Michael.
Fine, we'll think about it.
all we ate were buns.
You have me to answer to.
They are smuggling in so much fake money?
Who bought your original?
-Sir, this--
-Let's go.
Buns, buns, buns.
Sir, don't worry.
All equipment will be on silent mode.
This is the biggest amount so far.
There was a couple.
Life was a bunch of buns!
-Hey, listen.
-Sir, this file has all the details.
Yes.
I told them it's a masterpiece
by an international artist.
Do you understand…
-Shall we activate the phone jammers?
-Yes, please.
Honesty.
the size of this consignment?
Happy birthday to you!
The truth!
-Phone jammers--
-No! No!
You will tell me only the truth
even if you lie in court.
Check them.
A two-thousand rupee note
is approximately one gram.
So you think I should lug
They instantly bought it.
They'll get suspicious.
-this all around?
-Megha.
But keep it on standby.
200,000 rupees is hundred grams.
Go on, cut the cake!
-Yes, sir.
-You can go.
Send it over to my office,
I'll go over it then.
-Can you do that for me, Mr. Michael?
-Yes, sure.
At least it has tutti-frutti jelly.
Just routine protocol.
Thank you. Namaste. Jai Hind!
120,000 million rupees…
No stress.
After a couple of drinks.
-Cut the cake.
-What had life turned into?
How's Grandpa?
What do you think of yourself?
is 60 tonnes!
Bun!
A bunch of buns.
We’re talking enough cash,
to fill this entire office.
Does he miss me at all?
When can I meet you?
How dare you use that girl to
embarrass me in front of everyone?
Check that out.
Mr. Michael, I am all yours.
-Namaste, sir.
-Oh God!
It must be worth 25 thousand.
It's been three weeks,
he hasn't asked about me once?
Gather all your base departments.
Night or day.
It’s not like he will embrace us
after what we did.
No, at least 50 thousand.
Ask them to monitor all communications.
Whenever you are free, let me know.
We will meet.
I didn't, sir. I never told her, sir.
That one?
Sir.
We need to check all
entry points from Burma.
Sir!
At least one hundred thousand.
Who gave her the lighter?
How about tonight?
Sir, have you been briefed
on the Kathmandu Operation?
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
Every week, just go apologize to him.
Can we meet tomorrow, please?
I know you.
Sir, if I may add,
Yes.
75 thousand.
Bilal is already in our custody,
I also know what fuels your fire.
During working hours?
-I heard about your sh*t show.
-No, sir.
And one day, he will forgive you.
20 thousand.
Sir, they are the guys.
-I'll text you my office address.
-Yes.
which means Mansoor
will be even more cautious.
You will now see what fuels my fire.
Just wait.
Which is why I am here.
I need your help, sir.
50 thousand.
Okay, then. Bye.
He knows we are tracking all his routes.
That must be for one hundred thousand!
Sir, just one thing.
People are dying, sir.
Please don't announce to the media…
We're losing young officers
in these raids.
You are right. Monitor all movement
on all borders. Not just Burma.
Can I tell you something?
that we have won
the w*r on fake notes.
Ten million!
Sir, do you know how many departments
Why?
And let's contact
the Customs department right away.
I…
one has to coordinate with
for an investigation?
Sit.
Let us catch
these fake notes first,
Bangladesh, Burma, Sri Lanka, or Pakistan,
CBI, NIA, Enforcement Directorate,
tried a lot to feel sorry…
When you're broke as hell,
then you can tell whoever you want.
we need to track all big cargoes
coming in from these countries.
Directorate of Revenue Intelligence,
Central Economic Intelligence Bureau.
all you see around you is money!
Michael, the elections
are around the corner,
I need updates every hour.
but I just don't feel guilty.
what is so wrong if I say we won
the w*r against fake notes?
Everyone is involved,
but no one is dedicated, sir!
-Okay?
-Yes, sir.
What will you have?
Then one has to chase local cops
for cooperation during raids!
These have been our regular routes.
I mean, I'm sorry
for letting Grandpa down,
-Nothing, sir.
-Whiskey.
You spent a fortune on Dhanrakshak,
and now you're telling me…
The Union of India is called
"Union" for a reason.
Bilal had a stronghold
working through these routes.
that the box is useless?
but whatever we pulled off…
Sir, he is the guy I told you about.
Among these, Burma is the best one.
We need to take everyone along.
Now that Bilal is captured,
it could be risky.
Please don't be angry.
Everyone has a hand
in running the country, the party.
"Artist"!
Let's check all of Mansoor's
probable routes, again.
Very talented.
It is a Supernote, sir.
Hello.
doesn't make me,
You are no superhero
to save the world alone.
Hello, Michael. This is Chellam.
f*ck the Supernote!
I want security status updates
feel even a bit guilty.
You're right, sir.
Which is why I want my own team.
Chellam sir! How are you?
Park the car and wait at Level N2.
-on all his routes.
-Yes, sir.
Find the man who is responsible!
I'll need 20.
What are you saying?
Palash, check if BPF
is watching these borders.
A dedicated team is the solution, sir!
Clean up the mess you created.
How did you get my number?
I'm going to the upper level.
Done!
This country has enough problems
apart from counterfeiting.
You are smart.
Yes, sir.
All that is fine. Listen carefully.
Stay with me on the phone.
If I don’t feel it from the inside…
They will monitor all activity at the
Pakistan and Bangladesh borders closely.
I'm warning you…
-Like what?
-Like--
You must wonder why I came myself.
I have information for you…
this is your last chance.
From terrorism to our economy,
every problem ties up with counterfeiting.
Nepal?
Remember my patience is running out.
How are you always so stunning?
Despite what went down in Nepal,
it is still our best option.
I can't force myself, right?
about Bilal.
I have this policy.
You have no idea of the effort I put in.
Sunny, I don't have an answer.
Or partly at least. I can prove it, sir.
If you mess up this time,
There are plenty of entry points there.
I like meeting people face to face.
I'll shut down the unit,
and expunge you.
Monitor all entry points in Nepal.
Sir, this is financial terrorism!
Forget I said it at all.
What are you doing on New Year's Eve?
It is not like the regular cold or flu.
What is 'expunge', sir?
I said nothing.
+977 is Nepal's code, right?
It is like cancer.
I think my friends have
planned this party at Club Velocity.
If we don't take it seriously,
it will ruin our economy, sir.
Keep apologizing to Grandpa.
What else?
Termination!
Yes, why?
Your two house specials, sir.
I might go there.
Megha is in touch with someone there.
There's more to Hindi than cuss words.
Learn the language!
Get going. My man will guide you.
I'll take you there.
Do you know the problem
with officers like you?
No, don't worry about it.
Goodness.
See you.
Thank you, Namaste, Jai Hind!
Anyway, it's too expensive.
Let's go.
You think the country
rests on your shoulders.
These buns are after my life.
We need to find an alternate route.
-Yash? Come here, man.
-Yes, sir.
-Guys!
-Hi, sir.
No, sir.
Babe, I really have to go now.
-Sir--
-Elections.
They are planning to sneak
in through Sri Lanka!
Get me something else.
That's all on my mind right now.
Just got intel.
Anything.
Dal, rice or khichdi.
Do you want to drink?
Sir!
-Bilal is in Bangladesh.
-Sir, who is Bilal?
Okay?
Touch base with the Coast Guard,
Okay, sir.
-Sir…
-Thank you. Namaste. Jai Hind!
All okay, sir?
Go on, where's the rush?
You think I can't afford to take you?
and tell them to keep a close
watch on the Indo-Lankan waters.
-Mansoor's right hand!
-Mansoor's right hand!
Jai Hind!
Okay.
I didn't say that, Sunny!
This is our chance to nab him.
Focus on Rameshwaram!
You did a great job.
Another overseas operation
after Kathmandu?
But sir, will BPF be able to spare
so much manpower?
I just said it's expensive!
Unfortunately, he is an idiot.
Not happening, sir.
I'll think of something.
We have marked over
fifty points on the border.
Mobilize all the departments.
Track Bilal.
We need eyes on him round the clock.
Megha!
What's with you today?
Sir, how will they track
so many locations?
f*ck! You scared me.
Vacation over.
Come on! Get ready, ready, ready!
What's up?
Why don't you call Gahlot this time?
Fine. Babe, if you want to party with me
Why did you turn up so early?
That's enough, let's go.
She is talking to some
base commander in Jaffna!
Say what you want but
there's nothing like home, right?
Where do I begin?
My life sucks!
f*cking hell!
-Who?
-Megha!
Thank you!
then we both can go to Club Velocity.
Turn it around.
I’ve been here since 5:30 a.m.!
Did Sunny make this bill?
How did she find out
we were thinking of Sri Lanka?
I see.
The two of us made it!
-Okay?
-Alright.
Why?
Sorted now.
If you come through
on this deal, your life is set.
Yeah, same sh*t.
Promise.
Show me!
Then move back here and
return that sea-facing flat.
Leave it. Now, open your mouth.
The house lease is up
and I haven't found another.
How is it?
I got you my favorite thing.
When do you need the stuff?
It's f*cking kissable!
Okay, I really have to go now.
Get lost!
I'm hiding from my landlady.
There you go.
Come.
His campaign kicks off in two weeks.
I brought you imported chocolates,
won't you eat some?
Firoz, I am in position,
waiting at Level N6.
Step out after five minutes, okay?
Grandpa!
The minute she sees me,
she asks, “When are you vacating?”
Cancel this route.
Check this out.
Why?
Here.
-What happened?
-Sir, Sri Lanka is out.
Two weeks might be tight.
And hide the car keys on the tyre.
I see Yasir Uncle walking toward us.
I sneak out before she wakes up
and slip in after she sleeps.
Stay in the car till
I tell you otherwise.
What is this?
There you go.
What about the delivery?
Just don't argue at
whatever he says, okay?
They are planning a new route.
These guys designed
and printed it themselves!
Keep an eye on the stuff.
It sucks.
I suppose his men will come to pick it up?
Did they know we increased
security at the Lankan coast?
Hello, Uncle.
Really?
Grandpa, I got you five
kinds of caramel chocolates
You know, you can crash at my house,
What do you think?
How have you been?
Bye!
No.
We can try the Gujarat route.
till you find another place, alright?
from five different places.
You will need to deliver it yourself.
Look, everyone is happy.
Bilal didn’t like it. He never used it.
-Are you sure?
-Yes!
Here.
In Surat.
Grandpa is so happy.
-I will really show up.
-Do that.
How was your trip?
Sir!
Isn't he?
Are you serious?
Well then, done.
Thank you for offering!
Sunny, say something.
You want us to make a delivery
across state borders?
It was great, Grandpa.
Hello!
-Are you ready?
-Ready!
What's up, Uncle?
Remember I told you about my new partner,
the one who gave me an advance?
Not happening!
Bilal!
-All okay?
-Yes, all okay!
You don't think everyone is happy?
Is it fake?
It looks so real!
T.F.M.HOUSE
They are but that doesn't mean
you guys are right.
Call them.
Not… not at this price.
I have an update.
It is totally fake!
Things are working out well with him.
Send them to N6.
Listen to me carefully.
We'll talk in the morning, please.
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Soon, we will buy another press.
Grandpa's okayed it means
you guys nailed it!
We're watching you.
It's very late.
You promised it was the last time
Do you have a lighter?
You're not alone.
-That's great.
-Remember what you told me?
Are you going to get some packed,
or will you have all of it here?
-If Madhav sir finds out--
-How will he?
Just do as you are told.
Remember one thing.
Here you go.
but it's becoming a habit now.
Don't improvise, don't panic,
Right here! Keep your eyes off my food.
In the g*n business,
we swore by one motto…
"Do something you love…
Why did you agree to such a big order?
Hey!
give it your best.
He will find out only if you tell him.
-Palash!
-Yes, sir.
-I'm asking you, Firoz!
-I agreed to it, Uncle.
Hey, you!
and you'll never have to work again."
Thank you.
-Weapons only in an emergency.
-Yes, sir.
sell the fakes, keep the real stuff.
You're not allowed to park bikes here!
So you really do what I say?
Is Tiwari in?
-We have to catch them alive!
-Yes, sir.
-I'm leaving!
-You better!
If a customer is caught with fake bills
Sir, can I get a g*n?
Yes. I even quote you.
Go now!
I came here to convince you one last time.
it is not such a problem.
Have you used one before?
DROP KUTCH
Who?
But if the supplier gets caught
-Hey!
-Sorry. It slipped.
Then, no.
Grandpa, if everything
goes well this time…
Tiwari!
All phones on the table.
You may not like what I say,
They are calling.
God knows what you see in her.
All of you, right now!
then everyone is screwed!
Oh. Sir is running late.
We were fine as small-timers, Sunny.
Write down your phone passwords.
we will never need to worry
about money again.
All these rich girls are the same.
Hello?
but all I want is that you guys
don't become criminals.
g*ns or notes, these fakes are not money.
We detect movement, deploy our forces,
They might have a poor boyfriend
but will only marry a rich guy!
Of course.
North parking, Level 6.
Tell him, Michael said “Hi”.
Why take such a big risk?
Son, don't give so much
importance to money…
They are the means to make money.
and they immediately change their plans!
They'll pet a mongrel on the street
but take home only a Shih Tzu!
Michael from?
How long will we remain small fry, Uncle?
What car is it?
This is what my brothers taught me,
and I stuck to it.
Whatever we plan, they already know.
He knows.
Forget it, Uncle.
You're good enough for a cuddle,
Hello, Mr. Mansoor.
that you become a sl*ve to it.
There's always a first time.
-Do you know him?
-No!
But without money, we would
never have saved the press.
That is why I am still alive.
It's all a matter of perspective.
but she'll never let you into her circle.
Don't you get it?
It's an unnecessary risk, Sunny.
They'll be in a white Fortuner, Sunny.
There's an informer among us.
These fakes will get caught some day,
no matter how good they are.
Sunny… when you dive from a height,
These risks will drown us!
I'm just saying money is not God.
Sir, they are here.
-A mole?
-I want to know who.
Say something nice about her sometimes.
As if we are afloat right now.
We have to meet them at N6.
But sir, we use so many other
departments on our operations.
All you do is badmouth her.
Show me N6 camera feed.
Aren't we drowning right now?
Just remember.
She is my girlfriend.
it would feel like you are flying.
For a moment.
-Good morning, sir!
-Good morning.
Mansoor's men could
be anywhere in the country.
I'm doing this for our future, Uncle.
Courier for you.
Girlfriend?
If you do get caught,
Let’s first clean our house
before we clean up the country.
Only in a parking lot!
Your future, not mine.
It's nothing less than God either.
Palash and Megha, get going.
don't ever get caught
with these in your pocket!
If she really thinks you are her boyfriend
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
-Come on, Uncle. Help us please.
-Let me go!
We don't have time for this.
Good morning, sir.
then why doesn't she
introduce you to her friends?
Jamal is my trusted man.
Jitu is the backbone of the business.
Take care, son.
Morning.
-Come on.
-We only have 26,500 feet!
Understood?
-Thank you, Grandpa. We need to rush.
-We'll get going.
No one will tell you the bitter truth,
except me.
You trust Firoz.
So apart from the five of us…
-Okay, fine.
-Hey!
What the hell!
Don't use these to buy anything!
That's too little paper!
no one else knows our plan.
Sunny!
I'll tell you another bitter truth!
Do you know which car they will be in?
The number you have
dialed is currently busy.
-Never!
-Put it back in your pocket!
Tell.
Yes, see you.
-Come on.
-f*ck, I am out of stash. Get me some!
Should I call Anees?
You want her only because
she's out of your league.
No, but they know
we are in a white Fortuner.
Thieving is not the answer
to everything. Think big!
Please call again--
-I'll get you more!
-Let's go.
See bro…
Uncle, try smiling sometimes.
You know, right?
I know you. I know your pattern.
Where the hell is Sunny?
You'll get me screwed.
I didn't say a word, okay?
He's an artist, dude, a moody one.
Here, have these chocolates.
They are amazing.
The number you have dialed--
Give us some ideas, Uncle.
Thank you…
I'm the enter-prenner.
Listen, man!
Watch carefully!
Leave me alone!
Have this caramel chocolate.
Why is he always after me
like you haven't done anything?
Talent plus business, is equal to success.
Give me some time.
Don't miss any passing vehicle.
Just let it go.
Just watch how many clients I'll get you!
I'll find out who the mole is.
What happened? Try it.
You're wasting your money
on this uptown babe!
-My cut is ten percent, okay?
-Ten percent?
Oh, God.
They are here.
Roshni.
How is the partnership going?
We'll go broke
Another ten percent for Manja.
-and she won't give a damn!
-But I already promised her.
It's a white Fortuner.
-Tell him to reduce his bloody cut!
-I'll talk to him.
Your job with Megha is done, right?
Hello, Manja bro, where are you?
My new partner
Why are you still talking to her?
Don't read my personal messages.
is a fan of our 'Kranti',
We'll earn the money in the new year.
Mummy, Daddy!
and truly believes
in Grandpa's ideology.
-You are here too.
-Hi!
How expensive is it going to be anyway?
Personal?
Is that how it is now?
Where is Madhav sir?
So he wants to become a partner.
You are all here, but no one called me.
27 thousand per couple.
Haven't seen him today.
Yes, it is.
I hope you are not
getting into fresh trouble.
I don't need to read your messages.
But you're not a couple.
-Rekha didn't invite you?
-No.
What do you take me for?
-I can read them on your face.
-f*ck off.
So, for stags…
it's 27 thousand per head.
We didn't know, son. We just came.
I notice how you break into a smile
when you read her messages.
Where could he be?
Michael sir?
What do I know?
My phone!
I believe whatever you say.
27 thousand!
It's okay. Now that you are here…
"27 thousand."
Get lost.
Never mind…
Stay in the car till
we tell you to move.
-Enjoy!
-You could have told me, right?
You don't need to translate it.
the doctor called.
Who is this Sandeep?
-Have you seen Madhav sir anywhere?
-No.
Just a minute…
-Everything will be alright.
-Hey, Vyom!
Don't forget, Sunny,
Why so costly?
when you dive from a height,
What's up, Sunny?
Happy birthday, Vyomu!
What did she say?
Sir, we host the city's… most hyped party.
for a moment,
it feels like you're falling…
A friend, sir.
Did Madhav sir come here?
It is urgent.
Thank you.
Have you seen them yet?
Close friend?
See what I got for you.
She wants to meet us.
it feels like you're flying!
Daddy, I want go to my friends.
Hence, 27 thousand.
Can you hear me?
Here's an idea.
With all due respect, if you're done,
can I get my phone back, sir?
Madhav sir?
Hello?
Never mind.
Open this at least, please.
Forget the going rate,
Let's meet her.
-Learn your lines first, dumbhead!
-Call her.
I'm stepping out now.
give us the discounted price
for two tickets?
Madhav sir?
Here, look what I got you.
I will meet and check the money.
Sketch Manja told me
that your notes are great.
Thank you.
Here's another idea,
Then I'll tell them
where our van is parked.
So… how's school?
get out of here,
-Hi Megha!
-"Hi, Megha!"
Hello.
buy some booze,
string some lights on your rooftop,
They will come
and check the consignment.
But I'm not convinced.
I have good news for you.
Leave the key in the van and get out.
I'll meet you at the exit.
You got good marks again, right?
No, I'm free to talk.
groove to cheesy
dance numbers with your pals
We can schedule your grandfather's
surgery next Friday.
What if we get caught?
Sir?
Okay.
There's a dog on the street.
in a party that fits your class.
Can I get two 500-rupee notes?
Your mom says you're learning karate.
Listen.
What's your parking slot?
That should be fun.
f*ck, you're the dog!
Yes, Arjun Uncle is teaching me.
I'm at P-25,
Now get the hell out!
Open it!
That's great, ma'am. Thank you.
Who is Arjun Uncle?
Level N2.
Kuldeep. Kuldeep Sharma.
But… how did?
-What are you going to do?
-Be quiet.
Your Honor, we are aware of Mr. Michael's
sacrifices for the nation…
That's Arjun Uncle!
Yes, Yasir Uncle.
How much do you make, bro?
Dr. Parekh is a renowned
surgeon in Delhi,
-Mom's best friend.
-He looks like a buffoon.
Thank you.
being a Law Enforcement Officer
and we respect it.
Can you afford a ticket for yourself…
He called to tell me that
he will handle this surgery.
Wow Daddy! You got me a phone?
I don't see anyone here.
I hope they are not suspicious.
for that party tonight?
All our routes are compromised.
Yes, an iPhone.
Check in the garden.
But he cannot be
granted child custody.
Everyone, time to cut the cake!
This is a miracle.
Patience, Megha.
No, right?
Usually, he is booked for months.
Do it under the table!
They can see the damn note.
He was there till evening, right?
-Give me a kiss.
-Come on, kids!
We can't use them anymore.
We're putting forth our plea
on grounds of gross negligence.
This is your first assignment.
At least, we are trying to buy one.
-He has been missing since--
-He is not here.
Thank you so much, doctor.
-No!
-Did mom tell you not to? Scram!
Any word?
No need to thank me.
Who are you to talk about class?
So you are suggesting
we find a new route now.
As a father and husband,
I'm just as surprised as you are.
Grandpa must have gone out.
There's no entry for people
wearing slippers anyway.
-Nonsense!
-Come.
He goes to get press supplies,
doesn't he?
Mr. Michael has been very
irresponsible and insensitive.
What should we do next, ma'am?
A route never used before.
-Where's Vyom? Vyom?
-There!
Just look after your patient,
Now beat it or I'll whack you
with your own slippers--
All agencies and departments are hereby
directed with immediate effect,
Which mess supplies?
and admit him to the VIP suite
two days before the procedure.
We've already proved
this claim in our arguments.
f*cking hell!
Where's your hearing aid?
Put it on!
I'll buy this hotel one day, you hear me?
Spot the fake.
Objection!
to offer all logistical
and tactical support.
-Bloody hypocrite.
-Grab them!
What update, guys?
That's where you will meet Dr. Parekh,
Objection on what ground?
-Get them out of here!
-Let's go!
No movement, sir.
Grandpa must have gone
to get supplies for the press,
-Throw them out!
-Let's go, let's go!
-Wow! That's amazing!
-Yes!
-Go ahead, Ms. Stuti.
-Thank you, Your Honor.
and he will brief you
on the entire procedure.
Let's cut the cake!
I think I should step out and check.
like he always does.
-Let's wish Vyom a very happy birthday!
-Okay, let's sing!
Mr. Michael,
you're a law enforcement officer.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
He should be on his way.
Don't worry. Okay?
What are you clapping for?
Did you enjoy getting humiliated?
-No! That's a bad idea.
-Why?
If you do, you can keep all of it.
We will leave now
to pay the advance.
At our age, we think of the worst, son.
Sir, they will back off!
We f*cking lost all respect and class!
That means you have a g*n?
-Happy birthday to you!
-Happy birthday to you!
No claps until you stop the shipment.
Sir, they won't suspect me at all.
Is our class written on our faces or what?
That won't be necessary.
Yes.
Moron! If I can tell your fake,
-No! Don't even go there.
-Uncle…
It's risky.
There's one route…
-Happy birthday to you!
-Happy birthday to you!
Do you have a locker at home?
It has been taken care of.
you get to work.
what will I do with all the fake sh*t?
Wipe my a*s?
-Grandpa will be here.
-He will be here.
And why do you always
walk around in bloody slippers?
Okay.
Of course.
-Happy birthday, dear Vyom!
-Happy birthday, dear Vyom!
-We will get him!
-Don't stress!
“Trojan Horse!”
Do you remember to put the g*n
away in the locker every day…
-Thank you.
-So, Sunny?
Don't you have shoes?
-Damn it, where's Yasir Uncle?
-Right here.
Ever heard of it?
Let's make a deal.
How was the surprise?
No.
Yeah, blame my slippers now.
-Everyone, get to work.
-I have no idea where he has gone!
or forget it at the dining table
or on the sofa?
-Happy birthday to you!
-Happy birthday to you!
It's unsafe to step out.
Let's wait a bit.
Thank you, Mansoor sir.
-Why shouldn't I?
-The rich never wear slippers!
We have never used it.
If you spot the fake…
-What do I do?
-Not here, come with me.
I agree with Palash.
But the Israelis did,
Watch me. When I get rich,
I'll dance in this club in slippers!
-Who's the boss here?
-It's a bad idea!
You helped me when
I needed it the most.
I keep it in the safe.
I know what I'm doing.
to distribute weapons.
I'll pay you 100 thousands. Real cash.
It's extremely risky, sir.
-Tell us now.
-I called every… everyone.
That's not true, Mr. Michael.
You also wait and watch!
I want my men stress-free.
That's all I want.
Sir, let's wait a bit more--
For the benefit of the court,
let me explain
-But--
-f*ck it, I'm getting out.
No one knows where he is.
-Has he slept?
-Yes, finally. Thank god.
Megha!
that Mr. Michael has been reckless
I'll do anything for them.
Let's just check ourselves,
he ought to be around here.
Megha!
Understood?
Meanwhile, look after yourself
and Grandpa.
-Long day.
-We're leaving. Bye!
-Did you check with everyone?
-Yes, I did.
-with the g*n around his son.
-Will you ever say anything on my behalf?
But if you don't find the fake note
-Thanks for coming.
-Thank you.
Damn. Inform every acquaintance
to call us if they spot him, we will--
I'll see you.
-See you. Bye!
-See you soon. Bye!
Now let me ask you this, Mr. Michael.
you give me 100 thousands.
Yes.
-It was a lovely party.
-Thank you so much, thanks for coming.
That's fair, right?
Who was it?
-Come on!
-Let's look for him!
Bye!
-Do you drink?
-Objection!
-So, let's…
-Bye, Arjun!
No one. What's that?
Tell me!
-Bye, Michael…
-Bye.
Leading question!
This is important to illustrate
Mr. Michael as a father, Your Honor.
I told you it was nobody.
-Yes.
-Next weekend at 5:00 a.m, as planned?
Hello, Arjun!
Just bloody tell me which is the fake!
sh*t!
Yes, speaking. Who is this?
Alright. Answer the question.
-Yes.
-Be ready…
Your girlfriend's husband.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
I could not have done it without you.
Girlfriend?
Sir.
Who is on the line?
Hello?
We have fresh intel from RAW
f*ck!
Hello?
f*cking hell, it's a trap!
that Bangladesh Special
Forces has tracked Bilal.
Rekha has sent me divorce papers.
There are other cases waiting, sir!
Brother, even I can't tell
which one is fake!
What?
We need to talk to Gahlot.
Yes, I do.
I will never get out of her life.
Tell her that.
Why is he stopping?
Do you drink alcohol every day?
Our fakes are more real
than the real notes!
No, it's very expensive.
My salary does not allow that.
That's right.
Michael, you have her number, right?
I will do that.
It is costly--
I'll be back.
I am taking Vyom home next week.
No. I don't drink every day, Madam!
Why don't you tell her yourself?
Tell Rekha
if she can avoid my calls…
Thank you, sir.
I do drink but only on social occasions.
What?
-Please follow me.
-Let us go.
Stop!
And I never drink and drive.
Why?
I can avoid a divorce.
What are they doing, sir?
That is because you
don't know how to drive.
What's your price?
You heard what I said.
What's with this "what, why"?
And listen…
A fake 500 note at 200 rupees. But only--
What do you want?
Have you driven with me?
Sir, we've located Bilal!
just because you're
my wife's friend now…
Only on a minimum
order of a million rupees.
What did you say?
No, you can't.
You just heard us, right?
I need your approval.
don’t flex your muscles.
-I'm sorry.
-Anyway,
Nothing less.
I have plans next weekend.
Vyom is going with me.
Who Bilal--
Michael, listen!
Wait, I'll be back.
Mr. Michael has been
spotted drinking every day…
150 rupees for a 500-rupee note.
No! Doesn't work for us.
Understood.
Mansoor's henchman, right?
Hi, Ananya.
Hello?
Where are you off to?
I want 20 million.
at Jwala Tasty Corner.
Is your plan "with" Vyom, or…?
Hello?
Get down right now.
Why are you panting so much?
-f*ck this sh*t!
-f*ck! It's them!
Every single day!
20 million?
-Hi!
-You look amazing.
f*cking as*h*le!
Sir, I'm on the treadmill.
He has also been harassing civilians
and creating nuisance.
Done!
Thank you!
Natural treadmill.
What's wrong with you, Michael?
In two weeks.
Ten thousand steps.
Let's go there.
-Your Honor, do you think…
-Do something!
That's our man!
Catch him!
My daily goal starting today!
DHANRAKSHAK IS THE MINISTER'S
GIFT TO THE STATE
this man is capable of being
responsible for a child?
These guys are just going crazy!
Sir, BPF has seized a big truck
at the Nagaland-Burma border.
No problem.
-Copy, sir.
-It's a silver SUV!
Look. You asked for help
getting intel from RAW,
Play some good music.
It is a huge consignment
of counterfeit currency.
Something cool.
Firstly, you call me
three times a day out of the blue.
I got it for you, right?
Let's go! Let's go!
You know what?
Wait a minute.
Megha, did you see his face?
Yes, sir, but--
Let me call Michael, sir.
How much do you have here?
But clearance for an operation
is out of the question.
Sir, your tea.
I mean…
No, sir, he was too far away.
-Mr. Kumar!
-Yes.
Secondly, you show up here after
I tell you clearly you're not invited.
Ananya!
Sir?
You need to reframe your defense.
One million.
Don't even think about asking me again.
Shekhar, stay and monitor the feed.
-Thank you!
-You're welcome.
Sir, I'm only pushing
because it will benefit both of us.
I'll send you in.
Just wait!
Thirdly, who gives
a seven-year-old a phone?
-Keep me updated.
-Okay, sir.
-Leave it here.
-What?
-I will--
-The court can grant another date.
-Leave it here!
-Do as he says.
You look stunning.
Make sure it looks good in the picture.
-That too an expensive one?
-Are you done reading out your list?
You know how hard
I've been working on this.
Level it.
I don't want to make him
look like a bad person.
-Please, sir!
-No, no. Listen to me. Michael sir, I…
Thank you!
I understand Rekha,
but this is how it works!
Jai Hind, sir!
Take care of it!
All units, seal all exits!
Yes, sir!
I'll handle it. Don’t worry.
Stay calm. Let me do the talking.
Firstly, he's my son.
Are you nuts?
I can't do anything officially.
20 million? 20 million!
Actually Sunny,
-I've seen so many men get away…
-Rekha!
Sir, sir!
Do whatever you want,
but I have not okayed this.
I just dropped in for a quick hello.
We busted our asses
just to print one million!
Secondly, I have rights.
Just two minutes with the officer, please!
-with things like these.
-Rekha!
Relay the N4 feed!
Understood?
You can't meet him right now.
He is busy.
And thirdly…
Take help from intelligence
officers directly if you want.
Where will we source so many
telephone directories from?
Okay!
-Wait there.
-Sir!
Why are you listening to her?
Yeah. You… remember that party
I told you about, right?
-Go sit there!
-My grandfather is missing.
You don't have to answer him, Rekha.
Printers, machinery,
where will it all come from?
Oh, rights. Okay!
-Welcome!
-Hello, commander!
Hurry! Hurry!
So?
Commander Golmei!
Mr. Michael, please leave!
Reverse the car!
Let's talk about your rights.
Yeah, of course!
You had told me about, Club Velocity.
You have lodged a complaint, right?
Do you have any idea of
how many runs we need to make?
Please don't listen to her!
What more do you want?
Sit there quietly.
Plus that f*ck Lakdawala kept our notes!
Hurry. There's nobody behind us.
Firstly, when did you last meet him?
Yes.
She is trying to ruin my reputation.
-Where's the rest?
-The rest?
Sit!
We couldn't get the tickets.
Am I really that bad?
We need money to make money, Sunny!
Rest of the money?
-What?
-Yeah.
Mr. Michael, I said please leave,
otherwise I will have to call the police.
But we got them.
You said you seized a truck?
Tell me?
Why… why didn't you call me?
You should have--
Sir! Yes!
Where will we get that money from?
Stop! Stop, f*ck!
Hello?
The truck had vegetables too.
Call them!
Tiwari? Tiwari, how are you?
On my way!
You don't even remember, Michael.
All the money was hidden
in the vegetables.
I should have. I should have called you.
Call the police!
Block them, quickly!
I can't.
There's a divider between us.
What is it now?
Secondly…
Do you have a husband
or are you divorced?
Sir! Sir!
Yeah.
Is your family okay?
Photographer, come here!
This is not allowed here.
How long will you last with Vyom…
Hurry!
Faster!
Excuse me?
Please come.
How much is it?
-I'm sure you are divorced.
-Michael!
Listen, Ananya.
Who are you?
Fine. Get to the point.
62 million rupees.
You have a thing for
breaking up marriages!
-Hey, leave!
-Watchman.
before he has to take care of you?
Let's hang out for a bit?
Are you busy?
-Hey…
-Forget him, just go. Leave!
Ready?
Michael, you're overstepping!
Just you and me.
Not really, just getting
a massage in Bangkok.
Sir, these photos are for the media.
-Stop it!
-Michael!
I don't keep your bar snacks anymore.
No, let him continue.
I am really enjoying this.
-Take him away quickly.
-Sorry, sir!
Let's get out of here.
We'll go somewhere else.
In breaking news…
Are you messing with me?
What massage are you getting anyway?
He's new here. I'll make him understand.
-Sorry!
-Rekha!
Sir, the vehicle is now at N3.
the BPF has seized a big shipment
of counterfeit currency
-He is making my case easier.
-Listen.
Come, have a seat.
Tell me what you want. I'm busy.
Just leave, man!
-Thirdly…
-Stop.
at the Nagaland-Burma border.
What joy will you get
by separating me from my child?
So…
Stop! Stop!
I need a favor…
It is a massive victory for our forces.
That f*ck walked right in!
for an operation.
Is that Nikhil?
It hurts to be without you two.
Sir, Tamil Nadu Coast Guard
has caught a fishing vessel
-Yeah, I just asked him to pick me up!
-Check out that car!
f*cking hell! Get off my bloody a*s!
-Sunny! Sunny!
-Sir, excuse me, sir.
-So cool!
-It's a f*cking BMW. BMW!
I can't live like this.
-with counterfeit notes.
-How much is it?
-Please try to understand--
-You should have thought of it…
Stop complaining. Do it for me, please.
Your listing system is the villain
in our marriage!
-I am sorry to disturb you.
-I asked you to wait.
Bro, it's not a BMW, it's an Audi.
-I need to talk to you for two minutes.
-How dare you barge in?
before making drunk calls
to harass her!
Fine, give me the details.
Approximately 50 million rupees, sir!
-My Grandpa's missing.
-Get out!
Audi Q7.
It's a small operation,
you will be out in a jiffy.
-Please listen to me for two minutes.
-Get out!
Michael, what is this I am hearing?
Firstly do this, secondly don't do that,
It's worth millions.
Please, two minutes, sir!
Show me the level N2 feed.
It's a simple surgery, Grandpa.
Don't worry.
Sir, 20 million rupees seized in Kochi.
thirdly do everything,
fourthly do nothing,
Do you have proof?
She cut my call again.
We have call records.
Lodge his complaint.
This is all a waste of money and time.
Sir, 40 million rupees seized
at the Mumbai airport.
I already did, sir.
fifthly die, sixthly disappear,
Where did it go?
Good wife.
Then what's the issue?
Okay, how much does she pay you?
A passenger was nabbed at the airport
with fake notes worth 2.4 million--
-Grandpa, don't be tense.
-Tense?
-seventhly run away, eighthly…
-Michael!
Shall I walk you downstairs?
They spotted this car.
You've lodged a complaint.
Let things take their own course.
No! Don't worry.
I'll double it.
Just let me talk to my wife, okay?
In last 48 hours, a special task
force has seized fake notes…
Shut up, Michael!
Who…
-What happened?
-Hurry! Follow me!
You chill with your friends.
Vyom is asleep.
Grandpa suffers from memory loss, sir!
who is tense?
Michael!
-I'll see you.
-Alright.
at multiple places in a drive
to combat counterfeiting.
-I heard a car crash.
-Get in! Get in!
Who do I mess around with now?
He is a great doctor.
You will be perfectly fine.
First become a responsible father
Okay. Happy new year! Bye!
The process can't wait.
This!
The vehicle went from N3 to N2
and disappeared after that, sir!
This is exactly why you need
to be kept away from Vyom.
They will move only if you tell them
otherwise they won't.
then think about taking Vyom with you.
GAHLOT PROMISES FINANCIAL STABILITY
TO THE PUBLIC
In comparison to the
massive 120,000 million,
This is so unnecessary.
I think they are still at N2!
I am responsible.
40 to 50 million is just pocket change.
At least send his photo
across police stations,
Send all units to Level 2!
Are we missing something?
It is, Grandpa, that's why we are here.
Bye!
Michael! Michael, please!
I am responsible for the people,
I am responsible for the department…
upload them on social
media accounts, please!
Are you sure this is it?
-Bye!
-Take care!
-Yes, sir!
-They are definitely at N2.
This is the biggest
consignment we have caught.
Thank you.
Please don't create a scene.
Please!
Go now, and return fit as ever.
Do you know how much
crime this city witnesses?
From the nine raids, fake notes worth
320 million has been seized till now.
I am responsible for my country,
do you know that?
-Come on, give me a fist bump.
-Sir, you have to wait outside.
Go to Level 2.
Please Michael, just listen to me.
And how understaffed we are?
Even if we slaved for the next
three months and made copies of
Sir, what about you?
This is the biggest amount seized
in the country's history.
The number you are
trying to call is currently--
I want to help you.
-Alright.
-Make a fist.
I'm coming.
You go there!
Picasso, Van Gogh, Da Vinci,
I'm not asking for a favor, sir.
And an irresponsible drinker.
You are helpless yourself.
It's a trap, they are all over the place.
He cut my call too!
their parents, siblings,
all their near and dear
It's been so long since you held my hand.
I'm just asking you to do your duty.
Which I shouldn't need to do.
How will you help me?
I saw Megha stepping out of the car!
No respect at all.
I know we are missing something.
and sold all those paintings,
Saw her lawyer?
I'm booking you a cab.
-Hey, zip it!
-What did you just say?
Never mind.
She's a bloody shark!
Nothing, sir.
Stress has driven him nuts!
we still won't make enough
to attend that party!
f*cking hell!
-Sunny, understand--
-Leave it!
I want a sharky female lawyer,
not you!
What is it?
Why?
We pay taxes that fund your salaries!
-What do we do now?
-Let me think.
What's the use?
Why? We are talking very nicely.
Michael, if you come clean
What is it?
-Hey!
-That runs your home!
Let me think.
The party would be over by then.
And when we come here,
you make us feel
Why are you throwing me out?
I can become a shark too.
-Check the exit.
-Yes, sir.
as if we are asking for favors!
My dear…
I'll rip everyone apart!
Let's go.
-What did you say?
-f*ck the system!
Fine, I'm leaving!
Sir, I think I know what's happening.
He is good for nothing.
-Put these hooligans in!
-Come, you guys!
-Life is--
-Not again.
I don't want your cab…
Don't hire him!
-He has too much to say.
-Sorry, sir!
Please!
I'll walk home.
Whenever you start with "life is",
Mich…
Let's leave from here.
Listen, at this price,
you will only get a shark like me.
you bore the hell out of me.
Not another life lesson, please!
I'm leaving!
When did you pay taxes?
Sorry, brother!
Sir, Dhanrakshak can catch this note.
For all your posturing?
-Hi, I am Commander Murtaza.
-Hi, I am Shekhar.
But it's the hard truth…
No goodnight for me?
Meaning this is Mansoor's old stock.
Hi!
that respect…
Goodnight, Michael.
They mean to divert us.
Hi! Come in.
Goodnight.
Whenever you buy beer off a shack…
-Sir.
-Have you lost your f*cking mind, as*h*le?
is simply beyond the reach
of us middle-class guys!
What's the update?
We have been chasing
these notes, meanwhile--
-Thanks.
-Welcome.
See, we need to keep it simple.
You promised to delete those pictures!
you pay taxes.
-He is planning a bigger k*ll.
-Exactly!
No action, just in and out.
We can't afford any respect!
Wow!
One last thing, where does Arjun stay?
Whenever you buy a cigarette…
Why are you sending me
the same f*cking pictures again?
It's a f*cking decoy!
We just about managed to keep
this operation off the books.
So you are done setting up?
Okay…
you pay taxes!
I don't want mess-ups
on my watch.
Sir, you are taking it too much to heart.
Yes, all set!
Whatever you buy from the corner shop…
We pay our taxes…
Do you need help
unpacking these boxes?
I'm only doing this for Tiwari.
How else should I take it?
make small savings…
I'm not asking for personal favors.
And remember, this is not India.
you pay tax on it!
No, they are where I want them.
manage expenses with credit cards…
Am I?
So?
So I'll take the lead.
I've labeled each one,
Yes.
Everything I do is for duty, sir!
Do you want to teach
a cop with this sh*t?
Done.
so I know what is in there.
take loans on interest…
Just in and out.
Please!
It is my hack.
Why are you spraying water on me?
take another loan with
more interest to pay it back!
Sir, target is approaching.
-My own KonMari.
-Sorry?
Please sanction a team for me!
Sir, this is not water, but a ‘Glowtion’.
Mess with the wrong people
and you end up here!
I won't. And if you blackmail me
I f*cking never will!
You will be on an HD channel,
It's a really cool way
of organizing stuff.
After getting intel from you,
we started tracking Bilal.
so this will make your skin
look smooth and shiny.
Come to think of it, our lives
are spent paying off loans.
-Okay, cool.
-Yes.
No sir, it is not blackmail!
He was in constant touch
with a local smuggler, Titu Khislu.
I see.
Grandpa is nowhere to be found,
and we're locked up here!
This is for you.
For starters to get a job,
I am only doing my duty, sir!
Go for it then.
Neither are they looking out
nor can we!
He is here to meet him today.
-For me?
-A gift for your new house.
you take an education loan.
This is your duty?
What do we do now?
Sir, phone call.
Sending dirty photos at night?
If our intel is correct,
That is so sweet.
Once you get a job, you take a bike loan
to travel to work.
Sir, you look cute, sir!
then they are both headed
to the Indian border.
-Do you need help?
-Yes, please.
-Don't you need to wipe it off?
-No, sir! It will dry off.
Then a car loan once you get promoted.
-Listen...
-Really!
Okay!
This area is Titu's
usual operational route.
And then the most f*ck-all loan.
Guess which?
Sudha.
Delete these pictures right now
Rhythm.
-Which?
-Wedding loan!
It is my first ever original painting.
Yes!
He uses the same route
to smuggle into West Bengal.
or I'll have you stripped bare.
Sir, please hold on the interviews.
Marriages don't last
but the installments do!
You will be left naked
to match your status!
Yes, okay.
We believe he will
use it this time too.
And then the God of all loans, home loan,
I was 15 when I made this.
Kalyani, you're very nice.
New unit?
Are you out of your mind?
You really painted this at 15?
repaying which you might
even land on the streets.
I have interviews lined up
for the whole day.
Next time, I want to see your thillana.
Our exfil unit is waiting ahead
for them in the zero zone.
What about your status, sir?
Never heard of it.
Performance level thillana, okay?
Shall I tell you about your status?
Seriously? You are the Research
and Development head.
Didn't we have a deal on this?
I love it!
What are you doing here?
Then kids. f*cking kids!
I slogged my a*s for you
in the crime branch.
Sir, those guys fooled us.
You know everything.
What’s for dinner?
Volume! Volume!
In this zone…
Lower the volume.
The usual fare, son.
They need a representative
from each department.
Their education loan,
Cotton factory case,
there is no security, no surveillance,
no cell phone network.
What are you doing here?
The fakes we caught
are not the real fakes.
this loan, that loan!
your nephew's hit-and-run case,
Just rice and curry.
Please recommend my name from
Reserve Bank of India.
And boom! You get a heart attack!
No one knows this area.
Brother-in-law's IT scam,
I bailed you out each time!
-Oh, you collect coins?
-Yes.
Self-service rocks.
But they are fake, right?
And your time is done.
We are a cleaning company, sir.
For both India and Bangladesh,
this is a dead zone.
These aren't new fakes, but old fakes.
Serves you right.
You will strip me?
So the insurance guys appear…
Show me your ID.
I offered to send you packed meals.
That seat you are warming
So they are not real fakes,
but fake fakes?
So… you want to leave us?
Mind if I take a look?
Our exfil unit will
intercept them here.
Get the ID.
and tell your widow,
-Please go ahead.
-Thanks.
is because of me.
Yes, These are not real fakes,
but fake fakes.
But you never took me up on it.
"Ma'am, seven years ago,
you defaulted on a payment…
We will handle Titu.
Hurry.
If I was not there for you…
Sir, think of it as good riddance.
Deal with instant noodles now.
You can take Bilal across
the border into India,
So, they are fake or--
At least that way I will use the kitchen.
which is why we can't give you
your insurance. Goodbye!"
Damn it, hold on!
I have been collecting them
since I was six.
You want to investigate
those counterfeits, right?
you would be rotting in jail.
Sir, your ID?
and nobody will know what happened.
And for your kind information,
Sir, please understand!
f*ck me!
My father was in the Merchant Navy.
Hello, brother.
What do you mean?
You owe me you mother--
Fine, I'll get you permission.
I know how to make curd…
curd rice also.
Hello.
Don't mess with me!
This is my ID.
That is why babies pop out bawling!
He would gift me coins
of the countries he visited.
Give me two days.
I'll get it done this week, I promise.
What did you say? What did you--
Do you?
Now, show me yours.
Let's go.
They know they're f*cked for life!
I got you everything you wanted.
You and Lakshmi are the same.
Is the route safe?
Sorry, sir.
Sir, we are analysts not James Bond.
f*cking hell!
Yes, brother, totally safe.
No one knows about this place.
You begged for a unit, I gave you one.
After he passed away,
these became more precious.
This is mine, and this is his.
Sorry, sir.
Sir, begging is stretching it.
This is not my personal work.
m*therf*cker!
R&D Cleaning Services, sir.
Just like you and Rekha.
It is tense these days.
It's a three-four month assignment, sir.
I'll be back here soon.
24/7 cleaning services,
We can't afford any risks.
-I don't know who was at fault.
-What?
We're the f*cking majority…
Shut up. Shut your mouth.
-Let's check your setup.
-Let's go.
cashless and quick,
satisfaction guaranteed, sir.
What?
I'm sorry.
Maximum six months.
Not one word!
Nothing.
Seems more a passion
than a hobby.
Certainly not more than a year.
and no one gives a f*ck about us!
This will give me great political mileage,
We're running late
for another appointment, sir.
These coins have their own mystery,
their own charm.
so these interviews will happen.
We are not the middle class.
Please let us go.
They'll deduct our salary.
KRANTI
Tell me. Am I a bad guy?
-Sir, the vehicle is on the move.
-Okay.
Why don't you get drunk
and dive into a ditch?
Would it k*ll you if you are late?
We're the middle-finger class!
This is money you cannot spend.
You are not bad, Michael.
We will wait here.
Our unit will handle this.
Damn!
What are we?
Check the weight properly.
GAHLOT b*stard as*h*le MORON
But you have a slight anger problem.
If you want to do a big scam,
do it legally.
-Middle-finger class!
-Ten!
Nine! Eight! Seven!
Did you see a silver SUV around here?
Sir, we need an ID.
-Do you also collect currency notes?
-Yes.
Tell me where I went wrong.
What is all this?
For whom?
Six! Five! Four!
But these are not just notes!
To legalize anything, you need paper.
-Silver?
-Yes.
The first shipment will land next week.
I'm a good officer.
-Do I look better now?
-Yes, sir.
Sir, I saw one back there.
Three! Two! One!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH ME?
It's big.
Get out and show me!
I'm a good citizen.
What is he saying?
Huge!
Can you move, sir?
Happy new year, f*ck!
This is a historic moment.
We have never handled
such a big shipment.
Sir, Grandpa says, "He would
have died without an identity…
Do you know what's special about them?
Uncle, may I ask you something?
I work for other citizens.
Now, show me.
Never before has such a huge cache
of fake notes been caught.
We know that.
I'll make sure the shipment
reaches Chapai Nawabganj safely.
It was here five minutes ago!
Thank you for giving me one before I die!"
Yes?
Happy new year, bro!
-We know.
-I know you know.
All of it is counterfeit!
How many copies do we print in a day?
You need to sneak it into India
and get it to Malda.
I think, it left.
Isn't it, Grandpa?
We got another year off our backs!
But people don't know.
NO YOU FOOL, I WILL ANYWAY DIE SOON…
Make sure it is delivered
without a hitch.
-Uncle.
-Yes?
This year, three hundred a day.
-Happy new year!
-Happy new year!
No!
-Dhanrakshak's success has sparked off--
-Okay!
Except you two…
-How long will it take? Hurry up, please!
-WHY DO I NEED AN ID?
Yes!
Consider it done, brother.
There was a time we printed thousands.
Fake?
no one knows how good I am.
They'll do it Grandpa!
They will, they help everyone.
Just a few more to knock off till we die.
It is such a big shipment.
We'll give it our best.
Yes!
And these two printers?
BREAKING NEWS
A CROWD HAS GATHERED TO SEE THE SHIP
This is Wesley Weber's creation.
-Yes, very soon. Sir, please!
-WHY? BUT WHY?
These? They are useless!
Do you think you are smart?
Who will tell them?
No, sir.
They need to be repaired.
Sir, the target is at five
kilometers from zero zone.
I'm just trying to do my work.
This is my favorite, Art Williams.
Uncle, go to the previous channel.
Them? Who all?
Why don't we go instead of waiting here?
The previous one, okay.
Rekha, right?
What if we get them fixed?
No. Till the exfil unit doesn't complete
the operation, we wait here.
No, the one before this one.
This one is by Stephen Jory.
Rekha has sent me divorce papers.
You can leave.
Before?
Once we fix them, maybe about
two hundred copies an hour.
Thank you, sir.
Imagine. All it takes for a man
sitting in a garage is ink and paper…
Yes…we know.
But this is my operation! I--
No, this is the exfil unit's operation.
Really?
Congratulations, your company
has now been registered.
to shake the economy
of an entire nation.
I am waiting with you, too.
What if we do night shifts as well?
Fake notes is the only art form…
Till we get a signal from them,
we wait here.
That day we didn't create a company,
we made history.
Listen.
How many copies will we print?
in which the artist cares
only about its impact. Not fame.
Sir, our IDs?
You treat me like a son, right?
IDs, sir?
I only have you as parents.
Unit Bravo, status?
All our routes have been compromised.
What are you planning?
Not just parents,
So where are all these guys now?
I have done my BBA career,
and now it is that…
Road spikes are ready.
you both are way above that.
In jail.
I have… you know… after
my BBA career, I am coming here
That's the thing with fake notes.
We are in position.
What am I planning? Nothing at all!
Because you gave me your daughter.
In the end, they all get caught.
Sir, we found the car but…
We can't use them anymore.
I'm just eating fritters.
It's just a matter of time.
to… you know… interview now.
Interview… interaction session with you,
What if somebody made
the perfect note?
Speak clearly!
-Titu…
-Yes, brother?
Please fight for me.
Sir, I found the vehicle,
but it's abandoned!
Have you taken
this route before?
So you are suggesting
we find a new route now.
See, it's not really about perfection.
for that which I need a job.
Talk to her, please?
Yes, this is my regular route.
Maybe they switched vehicles, sir!
The moment a counterfeiter believes
he is a genius artist…
A route that has never been used before.
Michael, you're like a son to us.
Absolutely safe.
as*h*le!
I used to act earlier, live theater.
he starts breaking rules.
I asked you to take a new route,
not the usual one!
You will always be.
He wants to leave his mark on it.
There's one route.
I work at a US call center.
You know, like a signature.
But Rekha is our daughter too.
We had helped you back then,
so I thought--
I'm an athlete.
This is huge risk!
We are approaching N2.
I'm a model.
That becomes his undoing.
No risk at all, brother!
I take this route regularly.
“Trojan Horse!”
I currently teach karate,
I'm a third dan black belt.
Yes.
Never mind. I get your point.
Ever heard of it?
Watch out!
She has had it rough.
No.
Exactly why I told you not to!
Our safety is guaranteed.
We have never used it.
Target at four kilometers!
I thought I'd give it a try anyway.
Is this your work?
Taking this decision was
very difficult for her.
-I love…
-traveling,
Take positions, everyone. Be alert!
But the Israelis did…
This is my new favorite.
-acting, dancing…
-chilling with friends.
As parents,
we have to stand by her.
to distribute weapons.
We have to stop! Stop the car!
Why are you getting worried, Uncle?
Listen to me.
Take care, okay!
Clicking selfies!
Stop the car!
What happened, Grandpa?
Why is no one working today?
We support her.
This is a true artist.
And I love sleeping!
Listen to what, Sunny? Sunny!
Stop the car!
Listen carefully.
What happened, Uncle?
Same! Me too!
So…
Can you tell it is fake?
The creditors came.
Just a second, Uncle!
What's the job?
What?
you are also saying goodbye to me?
It's a fake?
Pick up the phone…
Look closely. It is so evident.
No, son.
They stopped.
-Mr. Ratan?
-And his son.
and answer!
You are always welcome here.
Only because I told you.
-What did they say?
-They want their money back
I have been thinking, Uncle.
I think they suspect something.
So, pick up the phone and answer.
You know that!
within a month.
No one knows this area, brother.
It's the only way to
save our printing press.
This artist… has he been caught yet?
Just ensure one thing,
I want this job so that…
We're doomed.
Hello? Can I speak to the boss, please?
There's not even a dog here.
don’t come here
when Rekha is here.
Not yet but he's a small-timer.
I can make my own money.
Hey, hard hat.
Are you out of your mind?
Who can find us here?
Oh!
You want to print fake notes here?
We are too old for the fireworks.
I just love… doing things I enjoy.
Where's Mr. Sharma?
He will get caught sooner or later.
You got that.
Him too…
Forget cops,
Brother, you are
stressing unnecessarily.
if your Grandpa finds out
Son, enough.
You've had enough.
I am very capable…
and I have lot of patience.
Did you see that?
There's no danger!
We are calling the people who owe us.
he will butcher both of us!
Small-timer?
What do you plan to get in
a ship from the Middle East?
-Next!
-Next!
No more after this. Please?
Next!
How do normal people like me…
Don't be so negative, Uncle.
Which is the last English movie you saw?
Don't drink like this, son!
Half of them are dead.
I have some personal stuff.
differentiate a fake note
from the real one?
The other half went bankrupt,
-Dil Dhadakne Do.
-What the…
I will load it there,
and pick it up in India.
When you have an expert like me around,
I'll do it for you.
and borrowed from us, of all people.
Just like we make money selling art,
I have a lot of friends on Instagram.
One last drink?
It’s not drugs, right?
-Correct.
-I know.
All those people needed the money…
On Instagram, I have around 13K.
I already warned Anees. No shady business.
we'll earn selling these bills.
Last-last!
Listen, I'm starving.
Can we order something?
and I never had the heart to ask it back.
It's all the same.
Last drink!
No, Mr. Sharma!
13,000! What other languages do you know?
Yes.
Actually, no, wait.
Swear.
These tracks are of a military jeep.
Believe whatever you want,
it doesn't change the truth!
These are personal belongings.
Hindi, Gujarati…
But Grandpa, surely there
must be a way out.
Let's go out.
I can speak Konkani…
-Perfect!
-I know!
I'll take my cargo, you keep the ship.
I understand some Kannada too.
Please give it back.
You there, smartass.
Step out.
Fine.
-They are waiting ahead.
-What?
-Sorry.
-Thank you.
I had so many plans!
I speak Hindi
You tell me then how to save this press.
I need the whole amount up front. In cash.
Turn around.
I thought "Kranti"
and English too.
I won't do any of this!
-Turn around!
-Quick!
would bring a revolution in the country!
f*cking idiot, I told you repeatedly!
All that is fine, but that Sunny,
Hello, this is Jennifer…
Here's the cash.
I'm calling from customer service
representative's department…
Count it.
the way he acted with
the ACP was disgraceful.
Never once have you bothered
reading "Kranti" editorials
Let's go!
You know what became of it?
We only deal in hard cash.
Slow down!
There are two more stalls left.
I sailed…
Drive fast!
He made a mistake.
We are all worked up.
of American Bank's back office in Mumbai.
so why are you so keen
on saving the press?
What? I am full!
If anything goes wrong, I don't know you.
Okay.
"Kranti" right into a rock!
Badshah's falooda,
What exactly am I supposed to do here?
Rustom's kulfi.
Sure you don't want them?
Chase them down.
Do not let them escape!
-Deal?
-Neither do I.
It's not just about "Kranti", Uncle!
It's all over, son.
Fine, I'll make space for it.
How will we chase anyone
They're turning around.
They're going back!
in this Mumbai traffic?
-Grandpa?
-We found Madhav sir.
I need to know my job
or how can I sign on?
Excuse me?
f*ck! They found out!
He was wandering in the next alley.
-Yes?
-Can I please have a cola?
Look at Grandpa.
See, this is a Russian ship.
Prosta Luchshi.
We'll go this way and cut them off.
I guess you were right all along.
-Sign here!
-Go on.
-This--
-Sorry, I can't risk it.
Try the seekh kebab.
I'm doing this for him, Uncle.
Write down your address.
No way!
It is a massive piece of junk.
-I cannot allow that.
-Then what? What?
No one wants this…
-It's yummy.
-Absolutely no.
It's taking its last trip
from Oman to Alang.
-Is Grandpa okay?
-Yes.
I'm a vegetarian.
cliched wisdom.
How am I surrounded by vegetarians?
It will sail for India
in the next three days.
We abandon the operation.
But it is wrong!
Your mobile number too!
He is too close!
Note down the details.
Grandpa, everything will be fine!
The lamb I didn't eat,
Hello MKG Publishing, how can I help you?
This path is wrong.
-Okay.
-This junk… will it even get us there?
Let's go grab him!
must be enjoying now, right?
Hey, hero!
Do you need a separate invitation?
That's beyond zero zone.
I can't take that risk.
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
-Not possible.
-Why not?
But what about them?
Write down your name and address.
What else will you find in a graveyard?
The lamb is already
in that guy's tummy.
Okay. You are right.
We are f*cked!
You are lucky you found this ship.
Eww!
Let's not take risks.
They spent their lives working for me.
They are still far away.
These are Grandpa's favorite candies.
-Come here.
-Why?
There are no options
for the next one month.
Let's not take risks!
I'm putting it here.
Hey! Move it!
-Let's take a selfie.
-Okay.
-Let's move.
-Unit Bravo. Come in!
Keep honking!
Why did you stop working?
These two tablets at night, post dinner.
-There's something on your face.
-Smile.
Let's get out!
Wait there for 15 minutes,
in case they turn back.
We'll have to chase them on foot! Run!
Come.
Otherwise, leave position.
Let's get them!
-Do you copy?
-Copy, sir.
Get the press ready.
-We look terrible.
-What?
You try it then.
I'll pen my editorial.
Sunny, they got off their jeeps!
Fine. I'm the selfie-king.
Make me look good.
Go! Go! Go!
One last time.
Is it fake?
I'll try my best.
Move aside!
Make way!
f*ck, he's nuts!
Art!
Move, move, move!
f*ck, they are running toward us!
You speak about Grandpa,
I'll speak about "Kranti",
Unit Bravo. Follow target vehicles!
Both of you leave before he wakes up.
Move it!
Sir, here's your note.
you talk about struggle,
Let's move!
Just a second.
Get out of the way!
I'll take the heritage route.
Excuse me, Donald?
-What?
-Yes.
I've prepared a speech too.
Do you know where Captain Tal is?
He's right.
-Do you want to hear--
-Wait, what? Have you lost it?
Make way.
-Make way.
-Move it!
Donald?
Grandpa's health hasn't been good.
Donald, hi!
-Thank you!
-Welcome, sir.
They have known Grandpa forever.
They are here!
They are here!
Excuse me!
Seeing us here will worsen
his mental condition.
Do you know where Captain Tal is?
Do you know where he is?
Sunny, we are so screwed!
Let's just be honest
and skip all this bullshit.
Please let Michael sir know
I've been waiting a while.
We'll look after him.
What are you talking about?
No, we can escape.
-They will agree.
-Hey, please!
I've told him twice already.
-God forbid, if anything happens--
-Sunny!
"Mr. Let's-just-be-honest"!
Let me do the talking.
The traffic is moving again.
Turn back!
Turn back!
Turn back!
Son…
-Tal is female?
-God knows.
Turn back! Turn back!
I dreamt of your mother…
Excuse me, ma'am, excuse me, ma'am!
Reverse the car!
Ma'am, you can't barge in like that!
early this morning.
Sir, this is the CT-600.
She is sloshed!
This has a hard drive, a chip
and a manual with all the details.
f*ck!
Tal?
I remember the food she cooked.
Hello, Tal?
-There's a jam again!
-Catch them! Catch them!
Don't touch her!
Who knows the rules in this country?
You didn't need to
deliver this personally.
Your favorite dish, lentil rice!
What if they cut your
hands off for touching her?
There you go, sir!
-Don't let them escape!
-Move, move!
You could've sent someone…
Thank you. Keep the change.
-Quick.
-Hurry!
How do we wake her up, then?
Thank you, sir!
CT-600, sir.
They are back again!
Tal?
I'll make it for you.
The jam has cleared.
Hurry!
Megha Vyas.
Better than she did.
About that… I have a request, sir.
-Tal!
-Wait, wait!
-Turn back!
-Turn back!
What are you doing?
-Much better!
-Grandpa!
What!
Order something now at least.
Mr. Ratanlal, you've been with us
on this journey since the beginning.
-Tal!
-Tal?
I have eaten, Grandpa.
This is my resume.
You do it.
Through thick and thin,
Stop! Why are you running
back and forth?
Sir, please let me join your task force,
I will add immense value.
-Tal?
-Svetlana.
Please sleep, Grandpa.
Waiter!
-you have--
-Finish your tea, son.
Who?
Our jeeps are coming toward us anyway!
We'll talk in the morning, okay?
That's why you came here
to deliver it personally.
Get the jeep, man!
I am Svetlana…
f*ck! How did they get here? Turn around!
and that is Tal.
Cut through! Move!
To print in bulk,
you'll need a fast printer.
f*cking hell!
That?
This is some serious ‘Tal’ confusion.
Suddenly, this turned
into a job interview.
And bigger plates
to work six proofs at a time.
He says she is Tal, she says he is Tal.
You can get a good job at any MNC.
Good qualification, good education…
Why did he say you are Tal?
We need lacquer, precise paper reams
That is because, he doesn't speak English,
I speak very good English.
good English, good intelligence.
and at least 50 kilograms of ink.
He doesn't remember anything at all?
Let's replace the motor
of the old cutter machine.
You can make ten times more money.
But his shirt…
-Why does the name tag say ‘Donald’?
-Here!
Why do you want to work
with poor civil servants?
His memory is slowly fading away.
We'll also need dryers to dry the bills.
f*ck!
Donald is the bar owner
but he is not here today. He is not well.
Sir, I can make a lot of money
working at an MNC
We must consult a good doctor.
They are closing in on us, Sunny!
These notes are not undergarments
that can be dried in the sun.
but… I won't be able serve the nation.
We must diagnose what's
happening with him.
So Tal is wearing his shirt today
because he helps in the…
Go faster!
Go faster!
Mr. Ratanlal, you've been with us
on this journey since the beginning.
Serve the nation?
Hold fire! Hold fire!
This is as fast as it goes.
What do I do?
But where's the money to buy all this?
Yes, sir.
-Substituting.
-Help.
f*cking hell,
they are coming from that side too!
-We surrender!
-Hold fire! Hold fire!
Through thick and thin,
Fine?
you've always supported "Kranti."
I only hope he doesn't
remember he threw us out.
We give up!
Sir, I have a Master's degree
in Printing Technology.
Ms. Svetlana.
Sunny! There are too many cops!
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts!
We need to speak to Tal.
What the hell are you doing, you f*ck!
I interned for six months
at a security printing organization
They'll catch us!
They'll get us!
It is very important.
You know all about
"Kranti", our newspaper.
You take the steering wheel then!
Sunny?
No problem. You tell me, I'll tell Tal.
in Heidelberg, Germany.
What?
But did you know?
"Kranti" isn't merely a printing press,
I've worked in the RBI for three years!
Did I say anything wrong?
Sunny, I think we should surrender!
-Because he speaks--
-No English!
-Are you spying on me?
-What?
And this…
Are you crazy, Firoz?
Do you even hear what you're saying?
it could potentially become
a national heritage site!
What else can we do?
This is my biggest achievement, sir.
What do these Indians want?
To repay your grandfather's loan,
which you already cannot pay,
I helped develop this.
Let me ask you this…
Let me take you briefly
through its history.
Not at all.
Let's hear them out.
I'll get us good money.
Do you have a security printing
expert in your team?
Where's Bilal?
Drop the money, Firoz!
"Kranti" was founded in 1975
by Mr. Madhavrao--
The selfies we
clicked yesterday,
you want a fresh new loan?
Okay, good.
What?
f*ck!
Like I said, Captain Tal,
No, right? That's where I come in.
Drop the money!
I was looking for them.
We know the history!
Hear me?
I want to buy your ship, Prosta Luchshi!
I am that expert, sir. You need me.
Sir!
Am I right?
Throw the cash out!
It's locked.
Come see this.
Move!
Get to the point!
He says he wants to buy that crap,
Prosta Luchshi.
Throw it all out!
How f*cking stupid do you think we are?
Your name is not on the list.
Sorry Dad, but is this a f*cking joke?
Sir, the point is…
Phase-I deployment
was activated last night, sir.
Thanks.
Wait a second.
We have installed Dhanrakshak in
all the banks and financial institutions.
You are not the jealous sort, are you?
that we've taken too long
to return your money.
When will you return it?
Why do you need this piece of sh*t?
Don't believe them, Dad.
They're singing a new tune.
Whenever Dhanrakshak
detects a fake note,
You've been very patient with us.
Two months, Uncle.
We look good together.
it will send an update
to a central database.
It is going to your country…
We are extremely thankful for it.
to die!
Never mind all that.
Yes.
Shekhar, she is Megha.
Come on, Firoz!
Fast!
Notes are getting caught
across the country.
But there's a limit to my patience too.
This piece of sh*t,
Send me this one, please.
-Hi.
-Hi, sir.
Right now, it has been deployed
in all major cities.
I will give you one month.
you don't want it, yes?
Megha is from the RBI's R&D division,
Quick!
Hurry!
The central database will
give us a bird's eye view
I'll buy it. I'll pay you for it,
Pay me 24% interest.
Want some coffee?
and she created the CT-600 software.
of where the notes
are getting caught from.
Uncle, 18% is the going rate.
My dad is your grandfather's friend
and you take it to Alang.
-I'll get it.
-I'll make it for us.
It is a hit, sir!
He says he will pay for the ship
and you take it to Alang.
so we have been patient
purely out of goodwill.
Throw it away, all of it!
Sir, it was a team effort.
This is just the beginning.
Sir, we have more ideas planned.
But your situation isn't normal.
Okay, she's a team player too.
Done, Uncle!
But the truth is, "Kranti" is over!
One of it is Som's application.
The sample.
If you mess up this time,
you will be done!
This civilian wants
to buy a piece of scrap.
We will call it Dhanrakshak Lite
which will be compatible
with all mobile phones.
I'll take away your home too!
It's not just about "Kranti",
Mr. Ashirwad!
It sounds suspicious.
Then your "revolution"
can really hit the streets!
Even a layman can
detect these fake notes.
How does it matter?
Alright, Mr. Ashirwad.
It's about Grandpa.
Sir, we must also start a campaign,
Thank you, Uncle.
-We can make money off them.
-Wait. “We”?
to alert citizens against fake notes,
"Kranti" means the world to him.
since most people don't report them.
Where do we collect the cash from?
What do you think?
Please don't snatch it away from him.
-Give them the money.
-Okay, sir.
Do you think they are fighting?
Make it rain!
Throw it all out!
People fear it will rob them
of their hard-earned money.
We are not snatching anything away!
Do you think I work for free?
-I am.
-f*cking hell! Make it rain!
Mom, I transferred this month's rent…
The Reserve Bank of India
must send a guideline to banks,
Your press was already mortgaged to us.
My time is money.
plus extra, what happened to it?
that people's money must
be returned to them.
This is from Kathmandu, right?
Money, money! Always about the money!
What do you mean?
Have you ever run a house?
Say we give you more time,
So, people will not be afraid
to report fake notes.
You want to run?
You want to run, b*stard!
Let me deal with them.
You ran off to Mumbai,
that is double the expense!
what will you do?
Will your CT-600 catch it?
Good work, everyone.
But…
The debt is so huge,
Yes, sir.
I'm earning a living here, Mom!
-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir.
Right?
Just let me talk to them.
Megha, I think this Dhanrakshak
will be a game-changer.
I know. But you also need to understand.
you won't be able to return it
even in a hundred years!
Mr. Ashirwad, I'll handle
everything myself.
How long before we
can deploy it in the market?
I'm amazed how do you spend it all?
Okay, fine, go ahead.
I am spending it?
Thank you, sir.
How much?
Keep going.
That is easy, sir.
I haven't bought a sari in ten years.
Remind me again. What do you do?
CT-600 is a chip that can be installed
in any cash machine.
All the money is for your
little brother's college fee.
It's an old ship.
I'm an artist.
-The party is on me.
-Okay.
Hi, Priya. Remember
that five-hundred rupee note?
This is his fourth course this year
and if he drops out again…
There is rust here, rust there.
An artist?
Fine. You are appointed.
Good God! If you loaned money
to a thief, he will repay it.
So this was your simple in-and-out?
Help her with anything she wants.
-The sandwich note?
-Yes. What about it?
What can the poor boy do?
Okay!
Sorry.
Get the techies,
Som or Susan, to help her.
I can pay 50 thousand dollars!
-He is trying his best.
-What is it?
But loaning money to an artist
is to kiss it goodbye.
As per the initial diagnosis,
it looks like vascular dementia.
Yes, sir.
Get him!
I need a favor. It's urgent.
You talk to my mom
if you're so interested.
I want to take the CT-600 to Delhi.
My father always told your grandfather.
-What?
-Drive some sense into her!
They probably want to
smuggle something ill*gal.
What is it?
Tie him up.
-Megha…
-I am going.
-Okay?
-Okay, sir.
His brain is struggling
to function normally.
On your feet!
How can you talk like that to me?
Sir, do I join from Monday?
Focus on the revolution later.
Ask for more.
Come on.
That wasn't for you, Mom!
Haven't you already joined?
Put food on the table first.
The thing is no one has ever
brought in so much money at one go.
Listen, I have far too
many loans to pay off.
100 thousand US dollars!
The whole road is blocked.
Get up!
-Do you want to leave?
-No, sir!
I can't take another one.
And it will reflect on his memory too.
Don't let emotion complicate your life.
What?
Don't take a loan, darling!
Use your credit card, no?
Then, it's good.
Tal! Hero!
Especially short-term memory.
In a burst of emotion
my grandfather helped your father…
He smuggled for the Ukrainians,
for many years!
Does it… have a cure?
Credit card is also a loan!
It is a big deal,
but the problem is even bigger.
Thank you, sir.
He will ride the ship to Alang himself.
Surgery is the only option.
set up his business.
Dude, are you high?
Clear out!
How do we pump in so much
money into the market?
Once you cross thirty
But at his age, this can be risky.
Doesn't your family at least
owe him that much?
no one will marry you.
Whatever you need to ship…
You have fed me this logic
for five years now.
It needs a specialist.
For his sake, won't you wait
a little longer, Uncle?
Who will marry you then?
will be safe.
Keep your mouth shut
in front of him, okay?
Holy f*ck!
Does your Grandpa have insurance?
You're only going to get leftover stock.
Okay. But one…
Please?
-No.
-No.
For years, Mansoor's distribution network
has been strong.
What do you suggest?
Being emotional was a weakness
of the old generation!
This is business, let me do the talking!
Divorcees, widowers or oldies!
How much did she quote? One--
Well, I'll have to make some calls,
Mom! I'll meet whoever
you choose for me. Happy?
-And if he offers tea, say no.
-But why? Tea is…
-100 thousand.
-100 thousand is too much.
But with an amount this huge,
we need to find newer routes.
because only a handful of surgeons
specialize in this particular surgery.
Tell Mansoor I'm here.
I will give you a month.
Ma'am, you cannot meet sir.
Good! Don't change your mind now.
That's it!
For you, 60 thousand. Final.
-No!
-But what's wrong?
Ma'am, he's busy!
Just refuse it.
I've found you a nice doctor!
Damn! Why is he running away
from the problem? Screw his--
Which is why they are
all booked for months.
If we look for it,
we'll definitely find it.
-He is a CT surgeon.
-This is from the Kathmandu bust.
100 thousand, final.
-Hello.
-Hello!
Because all routes
lead back to money, right?
So, you are publishing
a business directory?
Listen! Not yours, not mine.
The rich created a system…
That's my car!
What if something happens
to him if we are too late?
Yes, a directory of film artists
and technicians.
Sir! No pain, no gain.
Hey! f*ck!
I'm sorry but without a specialist,
this surgery isn't advisable.
Didn't even say "bye" to her?
He's taking my car!
in which the poor
pay off debt all their life…
Let’s meet halfway.
I'll tell her the signal dropped.
What is money?
70 thousand, final.
Send someone
to that f*ck's home.
But tell me one thing,
Just a piece of paper,
100 thousand, final.
and the rich lap up the interest.
We'll keep him overnight
under observation
these Bollywood people
always launch their own kids.
Last. Take it or leave it.
No pain, no gain!
with a damn signature,
and a value attached to it.
and discharge him in the morning.
Send someone.
80 thousand, final.
What good is a film directory then?
-Sorry, sir. I tried to stop her.
-Yeah.
Let's go, Sunny.
And anything that has value,
We are actually bringing
all the film industries together.
100 thousand, final.
We really need a revolution…
makes everyone run behind it.
-Come on--
-Shut up.
Seriously, Mansoor?
to break the system.
MKG Publications… Bollywood,
Tollywood, Kollywood, Mollywood,
You are haggling mindlessly
and she doesn't give a f*ck!
Money is that valuable possession,
You won't take my calls anymore?
Step back, let me talk.
I'm not eating this.
Gollywood, all in one. One!
Sir, I have a feeling that
at least two-three thousand million
that will always have
people chasing after it.
The paperwork is complete?
Svetlana,
Stop that!
-The paperwork's complete.
-Give it.
must have been sanctioned.
the ship is not even worth
10 thousand dollars.
Ved…
Ignoring my calls won't
solve the problem.
And about half of it
must have gone into Gahlot's kitty.
Be it politics or business,
I am giving you 80 thousand in cash!
horse-trading or black money,
The rest will trickle down
to his near and dear.
Well, then.
It is a very good deal for you,
We need to talk in private.
50% in advance, 50% after the job is done.
wherever cash is needed,
lies a market for us to seize.
-and for you, isn't it?
-Captain.
He knows if he feasts alone,
he will be caught.
Take it.
Will you all step out, please?
Sir, can't we settle at 30%?
-Cool?
-Cool?
So, everyone joins his feast.
-Man, we don't work below 50%.
-No problem!
Yes, Mansoor sir?
Done.
Excuse me?
What's happening, Sunny?
-Excuse me.
-Yes, sir.
Newcomer.
Congratulations!
A beer.
We have barely cleared 10% stock so far.
Entrepreneur!
-A refill for me.
-Sure, sir.
Leave! Now!
-50%.
-Good!
Let's celebrate that with tea?
I just said everyone
will feast together.
Mansoor sir, it's a massive stock.
It'd take some time, no?
Oh!
You said you would do it.
Hand over the cash to Tal tomorrow.
Whiskey for the gentleman.
Okay, I'll call for tea.
And?
I'll fly off in the morning.
Don't forget.
I love dollars.
I'm not a patient man, Sunny.
Oh!
50 million can be stuffed
easily in one bag.
I don't subscribe to "Patience is key".
-That table there?
-Yes.
Check what they want.
Amazing!
Sure, sir.
Right away.
To hell with patience and its key!
Shipment is on its way.
I just have one rule.
Eat hearty, work out harder.
It will dock in four days.
Get me this one.
Bilal must've given away
all the information…
You guys travel with the consignment…
You have the Kathmandu stuff?
till it reaches India safely.
to the Indian authorities by now.
It's in the car, sir.
Get the details ready.
Grandpa!
I will see you at Alang.
Sir?
Saira!
I am leaving.
Shekhar sir, will you please
join us in Michael sir's cabin?
What?
Grandpa!
Take care.
We lost them, sir!
Good morning.
These politicians fly business class
for work. Who picks the tab?
Make me something, Grandpa. I'm hungry!
-Now?
-Yes, now.
-Sunny!
-Yes?
Shekhar sir, can I help you
with something?
How are you?
I need to show you something.
It's been a week since I joined
and I have nothing to do.
Why don't you order in?
This is the sandwich note.
And this is the Supernote.
Do we need to travel in the ship?
The government.
But I want you to cook for me.
His stupidity put him there.
That's how it is.
Are you nuts? It is such a big shipment.
You'll cool your heels for days on end.
Both have been designed
by the same person…
Who pays for their family too?
I had nothing to do with it.
Then you'll have so much work,
you won't sleep for ten days straight.
We can't simply let it go in the ship.
We need to go along!
Let me sleep for a bit, son.
'Artist'!
Maybe.
The government.
Are you sure?
Enjoy the peace till it lasts.
What are we doing here?
99% sure, sir.
Maybe not.
What happened, Grandpa?
You were an insomniac who
I'm scared of water.
I checked with a former
RBI colleague, too.
We are on government duty.
Maybe operating out
of Bangladesh was stupidity.
I have never said this to anyone,
popped pills to sleep.
You think they will believe us
if we said these are all fake notes?
Who ought to pay?
but I get seasick and start vomiting.
Who knows?
Both notes have the same finesse
and strokes, sir.
The government.
You wouldn't rest for a bit.
-Does it pay?
-No, sir!
-I know.
-Do you?
Don't laugh, f*ck! I'm serious.
What happened to you?
Do you have the money?
No f*cking way!
-There is another major clue.
-What is it?
Have mercy on your old Grandpa.
-Are you mad?
-I don't even travel in the local jetty!
No, sir.
Do you have an explanation
to give High Command?
Neither do I.
Okay.
You're not old.
You're much younger than me.
What do we do now?
I am right there with you.
Don’t worry. You'll be fine.
Sir, if you see…
What will we do with the notes?
For once, our work…
Humans are such assholes.
First, the Dhanrakshak fiasco,
and now this!
Must benefit us, sir.
Come on.
See this 'S', sir?
The stuff is in the car.
I'll do it.
There's a crook inside all of us
And the same 'S' on the
two-thousand rupee note as well.
just waiting for a chance to emerge.
I'm curious, Mansoor.
He left his signature on the notes.
How will you salvage the situation?
In a bizarre incident,
counterfeiters showered…
He is actually showing off!
It will be done.
That slav… salv… salvage.
fake money on the roads,
to escape the police who were
What more do you have on him?
Sir, I've been doing some digging.
Seriously?
The new note will set everything right.
in hot pursuit.
Can you believe it?
I tracked all the fake notes with RBI.
This led to complete
chaos on the streets…
The bosses know already.
which soon turned into a stampede.
Most of them were obtained
from citizens or banks and ATMs,
So, why are you worried?
What did she say?
Credible intelligence claims
that this is the tip of the iceberg.
except a few that were
seized by the CBI in a raid.
Let me in on the joke.
We need a replacement for Bilal.
I'll have a laugh too.
The CBI?
I have made arrangements.
Are we in the middle of an
unprecedented fiscal crisis?
Yes, seized from an MLA in Surat.
What are you doing here, Michael?
-I already have one.
-Sorry?
Ever since I saw Titanic,
I have always wanted to do this.
Can India defeat the Supernote?
The difference between "rebellion"
and "revolution" is that…
-200 million rupees!
-What?
What's the celebration?
Whose life have you ruined now?
Do you think the Supernote
has a special chip embedded in it
Do you want me to repeat?
Just stay away from me!
if you lose, it is a rebelllion
All sandwich notes!
He had a girl, though.
-200 million!
-Yes.
Don't harass me!
Bilal's replacement.
Of course!
-How much is it?
-The reading is on that side, Uncle!
that could leak the nation's
secret intelligence to the enemy?
Sir, it's a big amount for
a small-time counterfeiter.
but if you succeed,
If Kamala does it, it is journalism.
Send this to IB, CBI…
Firoz?
It's your neck on the line.
it is a revolution.
It's ten feet. Go back more!
Why are you up there? Step down, idiot!
and ED.
-Exactly.
-That too a sandwich note.
If Michael does it…
You decide.
Please do not take social media
forwards too seriously.
And a copy to the
External Affairs Ministry too.
Further back. A little further.
One of us should be in our senses, f*ck!
I believe he has dealt with
the 'Artist' directly.
But the truth is,
it is harassment.
Enough, Uncle!
How much more space do you need?
only victors writes history.
I drank away my fear of the sea.
And peed it out.
And this MLA?
This is a Supernote,
Okay, sir.
Twelve feet.
Oh, come on.
Kesaribhai Doshi, sir.
Let bygones be bygones.
Let's shift this by two feet then.
a perfect replica.
So our revolution will just be another
one of many rebellions in history.
If the right steps are not taken,
Sir, I have been wanting
to show you something.
You do it too.
-Move on.
-For you, it's gone.
-Bring it in. More! More!
-Come!
this note can cause
a havoc for our economy!
Get it all out.
Lovely home.
For me, it remains.
Is this where you have
all your meetings?
Bravo!
Puke all the fear out.
Government agencies are investigating it.
Indeed.
We're not sure if we'll ever…
b*tch!
Come here. Let’s take a selfie, Sunny.
I found this note at a restaurant…
This is a comfortable meeting space.
return, but please keep…
Look Michael, I--
Let's wait.
Bloody!
Let's take a picture in the Titanic pose.
One thing is certain,
I'm giving you a friendly warning.
Grandpa, tell me one thing.
this is not a small-timer's job!
the revolutionary fire within you stoked.
It's a fake.
How many other houses do you own?
Come in, f*ck!
Shut up, f*ck.
Have you ever taken a risk in life?
Run while you can…
The technical expertise
needed to make such notes,
How is the weather outside?
Remind me,
Always!
Risk?
Fine. I’ll take my own selfie.
or she will screw you
in the name of journalism.
which department are you from, again?
It is a sandwich note…
You have no idea!
Is it nice?
can only come from a big syndicate,
No matter how much money one has,
by a small-timer.
Enjoy your drink.
Did I ask you to leave?
I've taken so many risks
it is never enough, right?
He doesn't have high-tech gadgets,
the paper too is substandard
Do you work for me or her?
which is definitely getting
some sort of governmental aid.
Who are you?
that I spent half my life behind bars.
I hear the CBI is after you.
Are you saying this is
backed by our "enemies"?
but the design is brilliant, sir.
People often had a problem
with whatever I wrote.
Next time, you move
only on my orders.
I assure you, Grandpa.
They have a strong case against you.
If we do not stop him,
he will become unstoppable.
We'll get up early
and go for a walk.
Is this financial terrorism?
This design is from an
offset printing press
And one lawsuit followed the other.
Leave now!
Because I am the Opposition.
In the evening, I’ll take you on my bike
to Elco for snacks.
and here's a list of probables
that I have made, sir.
Do you know how many times
I've been to jail?
Bloody, leave!
-What's the update?
-We've requested for the CCTV footage.
First they put the Income Tax department,
Please check it,
we can go there and inspect.
-Yes, sir!
-Okay, sir.
then they put the CBI on my tail.
If we are lucky,
we'll get a clear shot of them.
-Seven times!
-Seven-and-a-half times!
That's how it works.
Okay, but this is not priority right now.
Should I talk to Anees?
But you still haven't told me
which department you belong to.
How is he doing?
Sir, the city has hundreds
of offset printing presses
By the way,
they transferred your judge
Okay, keep me posted.
No. Don't drag Anees into this.
but this list is of all presses
and put a new judge in his place.
Who else will help us now?
Yes, sir.
He is the Chief Minister's man.
in the vicinity of the restaurant
where I found this.
Sir… we have reached.
Go eat something.
Listen!
I'll be in my cabin.
You know that, right?
Sir?
Go!
Okay, sir.
He will come up with some scheme
or the other to bail us out of any mess.
Careful! Watch out! Don't fall.
-There are 11 presses--
-Hold on!
Classic!
I'll be back soon.
We need to go there and check
This one--
I'll fight for truth
till my last breath.
-Shekhar!
-Yes, sir.
Yeah? Why doesn't he use his "schemes"
to bail his a*s out?
-and if we are unlucky--
-Hey, stop!
Get a sketch artist.
Even Mahatma Gandhi did.
Sunny.
But Grandpa, running
a revolutionary paper…
Whenever he leaves home,
there are cops waiting to grab him.
I can describe his face.
I am a firm believer of his ideals.
Why are you on a b*llet train?
Drink some water.
Done, sir.
Even if I lose my life,
"Schemes", my foot!
Sit.
isn't a "cool risk."
I'll always stand for the truth.
I have something for you.
Like robbery, action, beating up people!
Okay.
Grandpa?
Megha, listen carefully.
How much have we saved up so far?
We have only one goal, one focus…
He's inside, sir.
This.
That's what you're there for, no?
Now let's get serious.
Mansoor Dalal.
Who are you?
We have to puncture his network.
What is this?
Added everything?
What do you want from me?
We have to stop billions
of fakes from coming to India.
The best medicine.
And from your bank account?
Problem solver.
Are you aware of the 'Artist'?
A few notes won't change anything.
I've added it already.
You know, like ecstasy, MDMA?
What else?
The culprit will be apprehended,
it's only a matter of time.
Hello, sir.
'Artist'?
Oh my God.
What the f*ck is happening?
It always helps me.
Sir, but we have to--
Let's sell my bike.
Your work is worthless
but your messes are worth millions!
You're not up to something wrong, right?
Many artists have
put this house together.
-Megha!
-Sir, we're late for the meeting!
It will help you too.
What did you do to him?
Like your father?
The woodwork on the chandelier?
-What do you mean?
-You want to know what it means?
Mine too.
He's not a threat to us.
Cheer up. You're a fighter.
No, Grandpa!
How dare you turn a minister
into a f*cking translator?
But that won't help much.
Has been done by artists.
Then what's with this sudden talk
of crime and ill*gal stuff?
Has the poor man eaten anything?
This is not priority right now.
Let's go.
Clear?
What else?
When is your next hearing?
Get him some food.
I could've driven myself.
-Clear?
-Yes, sir.
Sir, we have struck them
at the core!
If you ever do anything wrong
I'll break your legs!
Sir, you've had far too many drinks,
I've just had beer,
Let's sell all my paintings.
I hear the CBI plans to
fast-track your case.
This a big blow to counterfeiting.
I am so f*cked…
All in one go!
that too a couple of hours ago.
Enough! Enough!
Help me find the 'Artist',
And this…
How?
Enough of these speeches!
-Is Michael sir okay?
-Yeah, yeah, he's fine.
Grandpa!
and I'll get the CBI off your back.
We have our guy, Hitesh.
I'm shelving your unit.
Have it.
Let's sell them to him.
Who was that woman?
We have to stop the money, sir!
No, man! He'll give us wholesale rates.
You have starved long enough.
-Who?
-The one at the bar?
So do it!
Get me something sweet.
My sugar level dipped.
It's raining money on the streets!
Where will we find a new guy to sell?
Eat.
Kamala Thakkar.
Do you want a few more journalists
to help you blow up the issue?
Don't worry, brother.
Is this a trap?
I'll paint 40-50 new ones,
and sell them too.
She's a journalist.
Eat to your heart's content.
Let's say 50.
-What is the guarantee?
-I swear on my wife!
She broke the story on
Actually, it's a boon in disguise.
Assuming you paint them,
and we manage to sell.
Michael sir and his partner, Dave sir.
I give you my word.
It's the beginning
of Mansoor's end, sir!
I can borrow some money from a few people.
In politics, even dog sh*t
is more trusted than a man's word.
Was this the same story that--
Why don't you save these
fairytales for your kid?
Please let's go to a bonafide doctor.
EVERYONE IS A CROOK
Sorry, sir.
How much does it add up to?
I've manipulated you too often
for my own agenda,
I want complete assurance.
Enough of these home remedies!
Michael sir?
This will only buy us back
the doors of the press!
What is the guarantee?
Michael sir?
but this is it. No more tricks.
I'm fine, Sunny. Absolutely fine.
Please, listen to me.
What is the next step?
Subhash, two cups of tea please.
Listen, let's try talking to Anees.
You're not, Grandpa!
Yes.
Gahlot?
Let me lay down the facts.
It's good.
That earned him a demotion.
Did you speak to him?
There's no other way left.
Just give me one chance, sir.
Eat.
Let's get you treated
and then go on a long vacation.
11 presses! Do we need to visit
all of them today?
Last chance! Please!
I called but he didn't pick up.
Sunny, call for you! Urgent!
There's nothing wrong with it.
Overnight, a top encounter specialist
got labeled a m*rder*r.
Do whatever you want.
Fine, tell me.
Inspector Shinde, these notes have been
in the market for a while.
Sunny, wake up!
Left him a message, too.
How will we nab Mansoor?
We'll rock it!
Instead of promoting both,
they were demoted.
Wake up!
We're already very late.
It has not been delivered yet.
There is a way.
I'll show you the bill.
He might have blocked you, sir.
We will make him famous.
Oh!
Speak.
So…
On a drug bust, they found
counterfeit currency.
Mansoor's biggest achievement
has been his anonymity.
you're in Bangladesh.
Look at this!
They found a connection
How come, brother?
The media has had an appetizer already.
-Hello?
-Cancel Alang. Understood?
Sir, please have a seat.
between drug lords
and counterfeiters.
-How are you, sweetheart?
-Rocking, as always!
How's Mansoor?
Is it a fake?
We offer him as the main course.
Cancel Alang!
A scam-within-a-scam!
There are only 11 printing
presses in your jurisdiction.
That was a big breakthrough.
The more famous he gets,
-Why? What happened?
-They set up teams here too!
Where is he these days?
f*ck!
There she is!
I have a list. There you are!
There's a drug raid here.
the harder it gets for him to hide.
Don't rock it here! We'll be screwed!
The narcotics team is
here with sniffer dogs!
This man slaved night and day.
-Sir.
-No, no!
Soon, no country will be
able to deny his existence.
You must have had a lot of problems…
You're looking great, man!
They are checking every ship here!
This is really short notice, ma'am!
He had almost exposed the entire cartel.
-Sir! Please, sir.
-Why does he keep coming
I'm the big guy around here!
I need to maintain my image.
with our new scanners.
-to the office again and again?
-Wait a minute, sir.
But Sharma said no one goes there.
How can we do it?
We have his extradition file
with us, right?
Sir, please. I just want to meet you.
But the same old f*cking
political games, money games.
Maybe some losses too.
Come in!
I'll need my boss'
approval to conduct a raid.
Do you want to stand out here all day?
Sir!
Sir?
Sorry.
So what's up? How's Sunny?
That f*ck was wrong!
-Damn it! Send him in!
-Go ahead.
How are you doing, Kamala?
Raid? No raid.
Yes!
Nobody knows you're here.
Get the
Ministry of External Affairs involved.
He's alright. Just tense about the press.
What do I do now?
We will just do a simple check
at the presses,
I'm calling the cops
if you harass me like this.
-How drunk were you the other night?
-What happened, sir?
They have to extradite him.
Mansoor Dalal was behind it all.
Take the ship to any other port!
Don't worry.
If I want…
You know what!
I want the report on my table
within 24 hours.
it won't take too long.
We'll fix everything for Grandpa.
I'll talk to Mansoor sir,
and figure a way out.
What happened?
Sir was framed in thirteen cases.
I'm recording this
and posting it on social media.
Do whatever it takes
but don't come to Alang!
I will see what can be done.
We'll save his "Kranti".
As if you don't know!
I can make you disappear in seconds.
-For heaven's sake, calm down!
-I'm not--
Goodness.
You called and abused me on the phone!
What say, Grandpa?
Where will I go now?
Gahlot got the charges quashed.
I just want to talk to you.
Abused you?
If they came to you for help,
they must really be f*cked!
Why are you not able to understand?
I don't want to talk to you.
I did that to you?
Do whatever it takes,
but do not come to Alang!
What do you think I mean
by "disappear'’?
Please leave!
I'll get my boss to talk
to yours if you like.
But sir was suspended.
I'll get you transferred!
I'm hanging up!
Kamala! I know…
"Disappear" means a new identity,
a new place, a new life.
Never mind him. Sit!
No, I'll get you k*lled in an encounter!
Let's see if that jogs your memory.
Hello?
Then this!
We have a name for you,
What the hell?
you were just doing your job back then.
Ma'am, you're unnecessarily
dragging my boss into this.
You guys are f*cking talented artists.
Thailand, Indonesia,
Malaysia… massage, massage.
Sir, me? Are you sure, sir?
It takes guts to tide through
such allegations.
Mansoor Dalal!
The experts believe that…
As it is we are short on staff.
You were idealistic, ambitious.
Why are you doing this small-time work?
How is that possible?
Especially when one is honest.
the mastermind of this crime
syndicate is Mansoor Dalal!
Enjoy!
When you're hanging by the ba*ls,
You were only after the truth.
How long will you keep this act up?
We have only one constable on duty,
You choose.
you need to do whatever
it takes to get out, right?
God promise, sir! I didn't call you.
the other one is missing in action.
We don't have manpower.
He took to the bottle that day
and hasn't stopped drinking since.
Before you go,
there will be a visa interview.
Look, Kamala,
-Maybe I butt-dialed!
-What dial?
Take this!
Mansoor Dalal, the man who fled
the Indian borders years ago,
Who will dare rob a police station?
we are at a point in life…
I must have dialed accidentally
from my back pocket.
I ask a question, you answer.
where we need to forget the past.
Please let's go.
We'll be done in a couple of hours.
is now working against India by
funding t*rror1st organizations…
Soon his wife left,
taking their son along with her.
Fast!
So your a*s sent me those photos?
Let bygones be bygones.
Where's Mansoor?
I have a scheme.
What are you saying?
That is all I wanted to tell you.
Tea! Let's have some tea first.
with fake currency notes.
There's a buddy of mine, Sketch Manja.
And Dave sir?
Wait! Please check my phone.
Quickly, boy!
Mansoor Dalal is the mastermind
of this crime.
No?
That's all.
Sketch-what?
There goes your foreign trip!
Come here.
Put it here.
Manja. Sit down.
That's all?
-Uncle!
-But, where is he?
Inspector Shinde, we are running late.
He shot himself.
-Svetlana.
-On this side.
Yes, that's all.
Oh, God! Sorry, sir!
-Where are you hiding Mansoor Dalal?
-Is anyone there?
Which leg did I sh**t in Kathmandu?
-Say what?
-Manja. As in the "kite string".
Great.
Please forgive me
if I said anything wrong.
Who do you think you are?
-I mean who is he?
-He's a f*cking talent!
Coward!
Do you know what
his suicide note read?
Let's leave.
We will have tea at a nice cafe.
Face me, I dare you!
Kamala…
A gangster?
“This is my last encounter.”
What's your name, little girl?
A nice cafe? Then get me Starbucks.
I have a scoop for you.
-Slap me if you want. Please.
-Stop it!
Why do you want to know?
Do as you please!
Open it.
-Stop it!
-Please go ahead and slap me.
Go, little one. Don't talk to idiots.
And if this news leaks out,
-Okay?
-Sure.
That was a huge blow.
Enough!
Okay, Alang canceled!
Know anything about the Supernote?
-Sir.
-Yes.
-Shall we leave?
-Enough of this shack-brewed tea.
Sir never got over it.
Mr. MD Sharma has been
waiting for an hour.
The entire family is filled with weirdos.
human rights activists will screw--
We can't go to Alang!
Supernote?
I'll meet him in two minutes.
Alang canceled! Tell him.
These guys are champions
of the imitation business.
Alang has been canceled, turn back.
Sir, he's been...
-Sir!
-Sunny!
They can make an exact copy
of anything in the market!
I'll meet him in ten minutes!
I don't know. He's missing.
Yes, sir.
To where?
Whatever arrives in the market,
will have its ‘first copy'
Take a U-turn! Go back!
I want them in front of me
before the cops get to them!
What do you want?
Bloody m*therf*cker!
on their shelves within a week.
Back to Oman!
Why are you driving me up the wall?
Shall we go back, madam?
Don't worry, sir!
Enough, buddy.
I'm trying my best.
I gave you the posting you wanted!
Hello.
We've checked almost all the presses.
A bit crooked, but he's your man.
You wanted your record clean, I did that!
Please hold, sir.
Just the last one.
It's a two-minute drive from here.
Stop it now. Too much drama.
Uncle?
If you want a medal,
I'll get you one on Republic Day.
Manja, my man.
We have toured all of Mumbai today.
Okay.
-It cannot happen.
-Why?
Hello, Mr. Gahlot's office.
It's safe!
-What will I do with a medal, sir?
-Whatever you want?
Manja, bro!
Tell me about the fake notes.
Why?
Ma'am, we are cops but
we have families too.
Yes, ma'am.
Wear it, take a photo, get it framed.
Tell me about the fake notes!
Please hold the line.
Inspector Shinde,
it's just two minutes away.
-I look very bad in photos, sir.
-Then go f*ck yourself!
Where have you been?
We are almost there.
Do you want a b*llet
right in the middle?
That fits you well, sir.
We are short on fuel.
The ship will stop soon.
-P… pu… pur… purr…
-What?
Bro, meet Firoz.
-What?
-Photos, sir.
No!
You look very good and sexy
in photos, sir.
He's a very close friend.
f*ck!
-Purse!
-Purse?
Okay, stop here.
I swear you look very good, sir.
-Yes.
-Where is it?
f*ck! Stop here, stop!
Bro, we have another friend.
f*cking talented artist!
He makes replicas better
than the originals.
The water is too deep so I cannot
anchor and cannot stop!
A Mumbai Today journalist claims
in a breakthrough story that…
Mr. Michael, what do you want?
Tell me clearly.
Bring him here some day.
This business needs people like him.
What do we do now?
fake currency worth 20,000 million
are in circulation in the country.
I need good artists on the job!
I have only wanted one thing for years.
Are they fakes?
Go back to Alang?
Good? He's the best. Best!
No, no, no! No Alang!
My department, my team!
Are these fakes?
The special task force made
many promises to the citizens.
A few days ago, Minister Gahlot made
a big claim in the w*r against fake notes.
If you give that to me
I'll give you first-class results.
I have never seen a better
artist in my life, bro!
Alang is danger.
We go there, we go to jail!
Tell me, Bilal.
And he's fast too!
There are cops waiting
for us in Alang. Okay?
-Are these fakes?
-Yes.
Finish this for me.
You are the only one
who wants first-class results.
Give me your best work
-Police is bad.
-Yes!
and I'll get you the best buck.
However, Mumbai residents continue
to witness a slew of strange incidents.
I need to oversee an article.
Do not miss! Tonight at 9,
our expl*sive panel discussion…
-Police is bad.
-Bad.
Counterfeiting is your bloody itch.
Is there more?
-Police is very bad. f*ck, no!
-Very bad--
Our business thrives on quantity.
Kindly scratch your itch yourself.
Eat, Firoz!
-Quantity is not--
-Shut up!
-Citizens stuck in traffic
-I got you a vada pav.
Check his bag!
I got that.
on fake notes worth 50,000 million!
at the express highway…
Please don't get in my a*s
to scratch yours.
Got any ideas?
The more work you do,
the more work you get!
-Take him to the hospital quickly.
-Yes, sir! Right away!
witnessed a strange sight today.
Wait!
But it is important for us
to combat counterfeiting.
Is the government doing enough
to banish this evil from the country?
Do you want?
Well, then…
Not that quickly!
Take this for
typesetting and printing.
Right now, it is important for me
to focus on the next elections.
We haven't featured in the news, right?
No!
See you soon!
The minister has not
answered our calls
Exactly, sir!
Nothing in the newspaper, either!
A sinking man will grab anything he can.
If this mission succeeds
nor has there been
a statement from him
One more thing.
on the matter related to the
100,000-million-rupee fake note scam.
you'll definitely sweep
the next elections.
-What did he say?
-He has an idea.
What do you think?
Think of the optics, sir!
He flails desperately.
Is the police deliberately
withholding the information?
-Great!
-It is risky…
Is this working properly?
I promise you,
I'll give you superb headlines.
When you need six runs off the last ball,
Please come here, Uncle.
Yes, sir.
but I have done this once before,
in Ukraine.
"Counterfeit k*ller"!
there's no right or wrong shot.
Is there a glitch in the machine?
Tell me!
Guess who is calling?
"Protector of the nation's wealth,
Pawan Gahlot."
There it is! Kranti press…
You just go for it.
It's a big risk but he did it
in Ukraine in 2006.
You shouldn't have disabled
that tracker, Sunny.
This is fake, right?
The minister!
Either the ball goes for a six,
Stop here!
Try it again!
Won't look nice if don't
pick up the minister's call.
And your face on the front page.
In Ukraine? Okay. Very good.
Madam, it's closed for the day.
or you get out.
We would have known
we were walking into a trap!
Sir, even I can't tell whether
these are fake or real.
Show me the plan.
This is the right chance!
What happened?
Why are you still here?
But he will charge double.
Let's just talk to Anees
and fix a deal with Manja.
Right?
You were going to tell me something.
But old habits die hard.
He said that or you said that?
Sorry, Minister.
20… to 30% profit.
Who said I was going to tell you anything?
It doesn’t matter.
You chase girls and get us f*cked!
I'm busy with my uncle right now.
Sunny!
It is almost perfect, sir.
If you want your stuff safe,
Anees is our man. He can make it happen!
This is what they call a "Super-note."
Go, do it.
I'll call you later.
Police!
-Hello, Mr. Jaiswal!
-Yes, hello.
we want money!
Go!
Let me do the math, wait.
Sir, I need to place a bulk order.
Before these notes enter India,
Police! Police!
Thank you, Namaste, Jai Hind!
-What kind of paper are you looking for?
-45 GSM.
If we don't sell the design…
Why don't we come back tomorrow?
Greedy b*tch!
we must stop Mansoor.
Experts claim that tracing
the Supernote is next to impossible.
Okay, show me the plan.
We've visited seven presses.
I'm tired, we will come back tomorrow.
Didn't I tell you?
Look here, this is restricted paper.
and opt for sub-contracting…
-Okay?
-Sure.
then guess how quickly
we'll cover the target?
-He said 'Supernote'!
-We will be back after a short break.
Please send us a purchase order
with your name, address,
Since we are already here,
get it opened, please.
What is this?
We get in here.
I had a bad feeling about the deal?
Aadhaar card, PAN card, and GST details.
Here. Have this with tea.
You ruined a well-made piece!
Not in this lifetime, man.
I told you I don't want to do it.
What's with you these days?
Here?
What sir? I want to buy paper,
not a bungalow.
Supernotes!
They think I'm a foodie.
Have you forgotten your art?
You emotionally blackmailed me into it.
But this is Mumbai!
Someone from your team
spread the news, right?
They keep shoving food
down my throat every two hours.
Let's keep it simple.
No! Mumbai is a very big city.
Let's at least try!
Sorry Grandpa, I messed up a bit.
I'll fix it right away.
Am I complaining?
-Sir, please.
-Then how does the media know?
Like I give you money you give me paper.
Yasir Uncle was right!
Mumbai has a big port, port authority!
It's a great scheme.
Kranti Printing Press, Mumbai…
Half-hearted efforts are never good.
It is government-regulated paper!
This has garlic in it.
ISI?
No permission!
Not a single sheet will be sold
without proper documentation.
Don't give it to Brajwal, else he will
go on a fast for the next ten days.
All these people fake all this sh*t,
for this piece of paper, right?
He told us to stop while we could.
Whose is it, do you know?
My stuff… I cannot take!
No, you can ask there.
Whatever you do,
do it with all your heart.
We will be caught! Very bad idea!
He warned us we would regret it.
Can we work something else out…
under the table?
What is he yelling about?
Inspector Shinde, please ask him.
What do you mean?
-It is you!
-Please.
A half-baked effort
Laugh all you want.
Think about it.
They might not be here to investigate us.
He says we will be arrested at the port.
What did you say your name was?
Despite helping you so much,
how can you blame--
is neither good nor satisfactory.
As if being religious is a sin.
Why do you want this paper?
Why not just fake money directly?
There are other people
in the neighbourhood too.
Enough!
Look where we are.
Who are you?
Hello?
Don't you remember?
Who owns this press?
You've lost it.
Shut up, already!
The system that screwed us over
all our lives…
The difference between
a masterpiece and trash
f*ck me!
Don't remind me of the things
you did for me.
Buying this paper is more complicated
than buying an airplane!
-is--
-is only a bad stroke.
-It belongs to Mr. Madhav.
-Do you have his number?
we broke that very system.
Are you f*cking around with me?
Mansoor sir… you came here all the way?
Is everything okay?
Forget all that.
What have you made?
Throw it away!
You want to forge money?
No. But I have his manager Yasir's.
Tell me how to get out
of this problem.
We won’t go to ‘Mumbai port’.
You want to become a criminal?
What do we do now?
Do you even know how to make a note?
I just felt like dropping
by to check on you two.
Sir, there is a way--
Give it to me.
We'll go to ‘Mumbai’!
To free "Kranti",
we'll be locked in jail forever!
Right now, we're in a bind.
But we'll get out of it.
There's only one way.
I was extremely worried
about his health.
There is a way. Let me explain.
Remember what Grandpa said?
I'm not going back to life
in that gutter, you hear me?
f*ck! She saw us!
Please.
-Shut down the press!
-Hold on, Uncle!
-Introduce me.
-Sure. Please come.
That cop saw us, Sunny.
What do you mean?
Don't let the system control you.
-9-8-2-0…
-6-4-8.
What are you doing?
Your girl Megha…
Firoz!
You control the system.
Sorry, Grandpa!
Grandpa, meet my business
partner, Mansoor Dalal.
and her team…
Firoz!
That is not what he said!
If we shut the press now,
it will take too long to restart.
Hey!
Even if he did, he wouldn't have meant--
will find everything about us,
Leave me.
Whatever he meant,
I understood this, okay?
and Mansoor won't spare us either.
We won't be able to
make tomorrow's delivery!
I can't breathe, son!
-To hell with your delivery!
-No, hear me out!
I have heard a lot about you.
f*ck!
Why is he not here yet?
We are screwed both ways.
There is a guy called 'Artist'.
First forgive me, Grandpa!
So what is your plan?
Firoz!
Quiet!
I have wanted to meet you.
We etch one bill at a time?
It's over for us, I'm telling you.
Firoz!
How long for this batch?
I did, son.
As soon as I heard of your surgery,
I rushed here.
Wake up!
He made the Supernote for Mansoor.
Don't be crazy, Firoz.
What happened?
What do we do?
I'm telling you we'll be fine!
-Come on.
-Have we reached the station?
What's his name again?
If we nab him…
Go, do your work.
Mansoor!
-I'm calling him.
-Yes, call him.
Wake up! Come on!
15 minutes.
Who's the expert designer?
Right, Mansoor!
we can bust Mansoor's network.
We'll finish this batch.
Miles to go before you sleep.
Look, we can see the sand.
Me.
Switch off the lights. All of them.
Yes, miles to go!
We will also be able to trace
the latest FICN shipment.
Grandpa…
Svetlana! Can you see the sand?
You are telling me?
They'll think the press is closed.
They'll leave!
Who's the expert printer?
Miles to go before I sleep.
How much?
Go!
this grandson of yours
You.
That is your personal agenda.
40 feet!
is the best artist I have ever seen.
We have always
danced to your tune!
40 feet only!
And who has the printing press?
How does it benefit me?
Okay, let's go!
You asked me to hold on, I did.
We have to mark this spot
with a GPS tracker.
Once you nab the biggest
fish in Mansoor's team,
His creations are incredible!
KRANTI MAGAZINE MUMBAI OFFICE
Us.
-Light!
-Okay.
You asked me to jump…
Here's the big breaking
news coming in
the headlines will automatically
sing a different tune.
He's put the tracker on a GPS
to find this spot later!
We've spent our life
at this printing press.
-Really?
-I'll tell you some day
I jumped!
from Delhi where fake notes
worth six million rupees were caught.
Run!
about the things we do.
Just imagine,
So you can come back at night
and pick up the containers.
"Minister Gahlot's surgical strike
on fake notes",
You will love it too.
This bill was made by some person
at a press, right?
In Thiruvananthapuram, three youngsters
have been caught with
Did you figure out?
with your photograph next to it,
But this time, we failed, Sunny!
Madam, we have the owner's number.
fake notes worth eight million rupees!
But we will discuss that later.
looking proud!
Call him.
The youth were also
said to be involved
Let's mint money.
in several cases registered…
What do you want from me?
By the way, I have immense trust
in your 'Kranti' magazine.
-He's calling someone!
-What?
f*ck! Did they trick us?
Where are these b*stards?
He's calling someone! Calling someone!
What's gotten into you, Firoz?
It's Anees.
Listen to me, Firoz.
November, 2016.
I hope no one else finds it before us.
Don't reply, Uncle!
Stop revving your bikes!
The government demonetized
the 500 and 1000 notes,
Hello, Dhanrakshak hotline?
Just a minute.
Hello?
Mansoor needs us.
Fake notes worth four
and a half billion have been caught.
Yes, Yasir speaking.
Think positive for once, f*ck!
Hello.
Bro, come here! Come here, bro!
I have been following
your work closely.
launching a new Mahatma Gandhi
series of currency notes…
Uttar Pradesh exposes a huge
counterfeit syndicate…
How are you, Mr. Doshi?
They will hear the machine!
Our notes have given his
business a new lease of life.
Please hold… the network is bad here.
I even bought a painting by you.
Getting ready for time in jail
with your blessing!
The cops have busted a fresh racket…
What's all this?
with brand new security features.
You wanted help, right? I brought help.
of fake notes worth approximately…
Yes.
Why would he harm us?
-Really?
-Yes.
Gandhi's portrait is at the center…
Really, Mr. Doshi?
-So much help?
-We're not off to a w*r!
Check everything properly.
Which one?
What happened?
We can revive his business.
with an electrotype watermark on the side.
When you were in power,
Well, make a guess! Guess?
What about the cops?
the Income Tax department
crashed my niece's wedding.
We're just going to steal.
A small job, got it?
A color-shifting security thread.
I… yes… am I needed right now?
You guys too!
Sir.
What did you tell him?
Just because we are
not in the news…
Sir, these notes were found on him.
At the bottom right,
an embossed 500 denomination,
No, I'm a little unwell.
What did I say?
Anyway…
Back-up, Firoz.
You asked for back up, bro!
doesn't mean they don't know about us!
and many more features.
I have fever. Fever!
let bygones be bygones.
Five arrested in Kolkata with 56 million
in fresh 2000-rupee counterfeits…
If you are going for the big k*ll,
Med… medicine…
-you better be prepared.
-There's no f*cking big k*ll, Anees!
How do we find out if the cops
know about us or not?
I've taken medicine.
I will rest for a bit now.
I have a lifeline for you.
For your current predicament.
We're only raiding a paper factory…
Dhanrakshak has been
very successful.
Grandpa, "Watercolor On A Rainy Day"!
Hold on…I'm losing signal…
Hello…there…we're back again.
which three watchmen guard.
We have installed it almost everywhere.
What do you want in return?
It isn't an easy job,
We surveyed it, bro.
My knees trouble me you know,
they slow me down.
It's already giving us excellent results.
and working on it…
Just keep a couple of them,
and send the others back, please!
Broke our backs.
The 'Artist'.
We also have a team
continuously monitoring this.
It's not impossible, either.
In the morning…
Dude, they've been paid for!
We need your help
catching the 'Artist'.
I am very honored to have met you.
Time to abandon ship!
The first step toward
making a note is design.
After its deployment in banks,
the government--
-Paid for?
-Paid for!
I had an upset stomach but now…
Just look at them. They're all charged up!
Please take care of your health.
Lakde, I need your help.
And I've been the best at design,
since childhood.
Fine. I'll be there soon.
I can't just send them back!
-Please bless us.
-Absolutely!
They have such hope in their eyes.
Yes sir, tell me.
Okay, I will be there.
Dude, it's making me nervous
just looking at them!
Get in touch with your 'Artist'.
If you don't mind,
can I steal Sunny for a bit?
-None of the excuses worked!
-Yes, yes, I am coming.
Please!
Okay…
Fine!
There's a requirement.
They want me to go out now.
At school, I learnt my biggest lesson,
‘To succeed, learn everything by heart…
Thank you.
Set it up ASAP.
Boys, there's a change in plan.
Come on.
Yes, sir!
I'll take the rear exit,
We'll deduct the payment
from his share, not ours.
you both handle things inside.
-Hi.
-Sandeep!
or just bypass the system.'
How's it going, Yasir?
Hello? Yes, brother.
Where have you been?
Listen, there's a new requirement.
Hello, Anees.
Are you at home?
Can I come in?
The new note has even
more lines and details.
-Yeah, sure.
-Thanks.
I got a call from Lakdawala.
He wants to meet.
What a lovely house.
Besides that, there's the
Bharat India micro-lettering…
-Are you Yasir?
-Yes.
See those three watchmen?
"Dhanrakshak!"
I called, even texted,
but no reply from you.
Isn't it?
When one of them goes to take a leak,
The counterfeiting cell
has been installing
Does this press belong to you?
on Gandhi's collar.
-No, it is Mr. Madhav's, I just work here.
-Open the shutters please.
Actually, I have been traveling…
its chip in all cash
machines everywhere.
Even the best high-resolution
scanners will not match it accurately.
we go for it.
We grab the two at the gate,
and the third in the loo.
Yes, open it.
That explains such huge busts.
and I lost my phone.
I can't open it
without Madhav sir's permission.
The lines are superimposed on each other.
When will this f*ck go to the loo?
Do you remember the MLA?
Our stock is rotting in godowns.
I've ordered a new SIM card.
It's called the…
Kesaribhai Doshi?
I've peed thrice waiting for him!
I'll get it in a day or two.
what's the word…
What's happening?
Not a single f*cking buyer
wants to touch our stuff.
What about him?
Moire effect!
Patience, brother. He'll go soon.
He wants our stuff again.
It doesn't need a scanner…
I've been thinking about you.
Yasir Uncle has reached them,
they are talking.
-Really?
-He called me.
but a real artist.
This is all Michael's doing.
I thought I'll just try my luck.
I'm setting up a meeting
with him in two hours.
Coming to India is kind
of a luxury for me.
Michael and his counterfeiting cell.
Something always goes wrong
with your phone, doesn't it?
Be ready.
Good things come to those who wait…
Uncle, it's just procedure,
Takes a lot of planning.
He won't stop shadowing me.
Straying away from the sea,
swaying on a Mumbai beach,
-What?
-Keep your foot down, as*h*le.
can't you open it for a bit?
Michael is a big headache.
but if you wait too long then
things might not remain so good.
But I like it here.
Ma'am, you may not know it
but Mr. Madhav, the owner…
So, what do I do?
Shut shop?
lies a nine thousand ton ship!
May I have some water, please?
It is a rare pleasure, you know.
This is not a hotel!
Yes. You heard right.
Thanks.
I have to pay off a lot
of people to get here.
is a renowned freedom fighter.
What do we do Jitu Uncle?
Citizens have witnessed
an unbelievable sight on a Mumbai beach!
Did I hurt your feelings?
He is highly respected
and runs the "Kranti" magazine.
Do you have a plan?
I have to book an entire theatre
to call for a meeting.
Of course.
Wandering from the harbor,
The next step is printing.
No worries. We'll just be patient.
f*ck!
This is the press for the magazine.
But it works wonders!
Check this out!
-drifting through the sea,
-What happened, sir?
Loser!
I'm off on a trip again.
Ma'am…
I have zero criminal records here.
Firoz understands inks
and ribbons better than the machine.
a strange ship landed at a Mumbai beach.
Our Indian friends have sent this.
-Come with me, sir.
-Sure.
That's a miracle in itself.
I have no clue what the f*ck
they are talking about.
What is this?
Who are these guys?
Why are more guards joining?
It will take a few days.
And for whatever we don't know,
there's the Internet!
But there are a couple
of annoying officers…
Take me to the ship!
Will they come inside you think?
Guys! Is Mumbai playing a match today?
How the hell would I know
whether they will or not?
When will you be back?
who have me on their radar. Sit.
Boy!
Can't say for sure…
Also, check if Customs
has searched the ship.
Looks like it dude!
The first thing that's needed
for printing is the master dye.
Is it… a fake?
Ma'am is a government officer…
a senior one.
We should have come when
Bangalore was playing!
but I'll call you as soon as I get back.
-A double-cheese pav bhaji!
-Sir!
Which is a tiresome process.
Okay, sir.
Extra onions, extra butter,
with crispy buns!
Run it through the scanner.
So just play along for a bit.
Yeah, sure.
First copy.
Megha!
How can I do it without
Mr. Madhav's permission?
Yes, sir! How are you, sir?
It's been a long time!
No phones on the table, please.
Then fix it.
Anees, hear me out.
Good! How are you? How's business?
Yes?
Then friction.
Sunny… Sunny!
The lady cop is walking toward us!
Everything's great! That snack shack at
the station has turned into a shop now!
As you can see, hordes of people
are flocking at the beach…
The other day you mentioned
And after that, treat it.
Okay.
The boys who came with you earlier…
Good job!
Shut it down!
Shut down the machine right now!
to get a glimpse of the ship!
-Get us two teas, too.
-Yes, sir!
counterfeiting and fake notes.
Yeah?
You don't understand what
I'm trying to tell you. If I open it…
Yes.
Sunny, to be honest,
Are they still around or have they left?
I planned this trip to India…
-Crazy sh*t.
-It is crazy.
Stop! Stop!
Then bake it.
Who is he?
f*ck, our note is a sandwich note!
Some guy…
just to meet you.
Clean it
What the f*ck will we do
with just one side?
and voila!
people call "Artist".
What about the other side?
The doctor wasn't giving
an appointment, so I decided
-Wait one more minute--
-They will sandwich our asses, man!
Printing begins.
Only one more minute!
Yes, keep me posted.
to take control of everything.
Do you want to chill a bit?
We won't do a search
without permission, right?
For whatever you did, Mansoor sir,
But our rusty printer can
only print one color at a time.
One more minute!
-Yes, bro.
-Hello, Rafeeq.
Wait! Wait!
I am extremely grateful.
I would love to but…
The plan is on.
I can never thank you enough.
Be ready!
So obviously, we need
to print four times over.
I've got work today.
Print.
Tomorrow?
But you didn't come here
just to meet me, right?
Clean.
Change.
Yes, tell me.
Repeat.
That MLA wants to have a chat.
Is everything alright?
Sure.
Print. Clean.
Right now?
Change. Repeat.
Yes, he is patching us in.
Okay.
Shut it down! Shut it!
Just a second,
patching everyone in.
I knew…
There, found it.
Tell them to stop!
you would see through it.
Next step, cutting.
Scram!
After all, you're my trusted man.
Is everyone on the call?
Hello?
Jamal.
I am putting myself on mute.
A motored machine
would have made the process easier.
Catch him! Make sure he doesn't get away!
Sunny?
Get him.
Where the hell are you?
Yes, sir.
There's a problem.
Is your press running right now?
It was a trap, Jamal.
What is the quantity?
No… ma'am… why are you standing there?
I contacted everyone.
Hundred.
f*ck.
They were waiting for us.
But the high of minting money…
When and where?
I contacted the coast guard, police
and the port authorities.
Let us fix the price first.
I can hear a machine.
f*cking b*stard!
Remember Bilal?
makes you forget all the pain.
Luckily, they didn't see us,
so they don't know who we are.
I'll take 40 for 100.
What machine?
All negative.
Come on, f*ck!
Yes.
-I just heard it a moment ago.
-From where?
Wake up!
He got caught.
They found nothing suspicious on the ship.
The loss it has caused…
Literally a few moments ago.
Sit down!
Just scrap, sir.
-How?
-Just so careless, bloody!
has pissed off Mansoor sir.
Thirty.
Oh! That?
The most important security
feature is the security strip.
What other option did we have?
He practically asked for it.
How much more will you sleep?
-That is Bittu.
-Who?
All our routes are compromised.
Bittu, Mr. Madhav's adopted son!
We could always print more notes,
but what if we were caught?
Let's fix it at 35.
Who knew a shiny ten-rupee glitter strip
Hey! Move aside.
And our money?
Where are you right now?
could make a note worth 500 bucks!
Lying in a warehouse somewhere.
Okay. Done.
What's the score?
It's just mindblowing!
You and your friend
will make the delivery, right?
He walks into the press,
turns on the machine and leaves.
Rohit Sharma got out at 26!
The next step is serial numbers.
Which might get raided any time.
Listen, Sunny.
I know things are a bit tense,
Don't worry about the delivery.
It is safe.
Are you f*cking serious?
The numbers on the note
are not all of the same size
We will be screwed.
Now listen, all of you.
Consider it done.
Is he here?
but don't worry!
We are stealing from here, okay?
but of course, Firoz has
a workaround for everything!
No, no…
He's a ghost.
No one moves, no fooling around anymore!
Mansoor sir will sort it out.
Friendly one. No one fears him.
But this is just a paper factory.
He's got your back.
Why fear spirits that are our own?
I don't trust anyone else.
He'll never allow his men to be harmed.
Oh, really? Thanks, buddy!
Can I help, Mansoor sir?
Are you done?
This is extremely sensitive.
In fact, he asked me to shift
you guys to a safe house.
In any way at all?
We will listen to your
ghost stories later,
And finally, the perfect note!
Thief!
You and your friend
have to make the delivery.
open the press first.
You want to teach me, dumbass?
Why don't you call me in an hour?
-How do I…
-Open up, we won't take too long.
An anti-counterfeiting
cell is on our backs.
You four, keep an eye on all corners.
I'll brief you where to go
and what to do.
-Open it up.
-Come on!
Or maybe not.
That is difficult, sir.
And you guys get the truck in.
They are behind this.
We are in this together.
Don't worry.
Fine then, no deal.
You carry on, I'll get it in one go.
All four of you.
What do you think?
f*ck me!
We are playing a game
without a plan.
Okay, listen.
Quickly Firoz, there's no time!
-Alright?
-Okay.
Pass me the tea.
Seize their phones!
They won't leave until
they check the place.
I'll talk to you later.
Let me talk to my partner
and get back to you.
What say, bro! Are we kicking a*s or what!
We have no idea
what our next move is,
but they have eyes on everything.
Bloody vultures!
-Sunny?
-Firoz! Are you okay?
We'll simply pick the stuff,
load it on the truck…
Ready to pounce!
Who made this?
What are you doing?
and get the hell out of here!
Hold on, please.
See how we pinned them down.
Give him a 24-hour deadline.
No one will move a muscle.
There is just one way
to stay ahead of them.
-Hey, stop!
-Hey!
Do you feel it?
-Fix the deal in 24 hours--
-Unmute it first!
-Hey! Freeze! Stop!
-Where are you going?
We need an in…
What the hell are you doing? Get him!
Stand up!
Keep an eye and ear…
I can feel everything,
from my a*s to the moon!
Hey! Catch them.
They're getting away, m*therf*ckers!
Finalize the deal in 24 hours,
on every move they make.
Are you f*cking deaf?
Let's go.
or no deal.
Where are you--
Where are you taking him?
Hey run, catch those assholes!
No, no, don't worry!
Only then can we push
the money into the market.
I'll let you know in 24 hours.
Take me along!
Or we are screwed.
f*ck!
Where did you take him?
Tell me!
Shut up!
Sunny, listen. I have a plan.
f*ck Bilal.
Listen ma'am, I'm trying to tell you…
f*ck everybody.
the ghost won't harm you, but…
Hurry up!
Just you and I.
Pick it up, fast.
Your talent, my ideas.
What the hell are you doing?
Your brains, my experience.
Listen, you still… have time--
Tell me.
We do it together.
Talk to me.
If we hit roadblocks
we got each others' backs.
What?
Be quick, we need to leave soon.
Boss, we’ve got him.
For the first time, I see
a frown on your face.
Don't even think about it!
I'll skin your asses! Sit! Sit down!
Stress suits you.
Hey! I'm warning you, I'm a badass!
I won't return any of your phones.
Get to the point!
Come… be careful!
Sit down!
This is our best chance.
You lost all rights to be arrogant.
-At least turn on the lights.
-Please… be careful.
Are you deaf, baldy?
Pav bhaji.
The Indians are waiting for
you with open arms.
Listen, that…
Is anyone here?
If we miss this opportunity,
-Please walk carefully.
-Take your time but turn on the lights.
Get down! Down!
I will hit you with this chair!
They are mounting pressure
to get you extradited.
-My knees hurt.
-Walk slowly.
painting, your Grandpa's? Send it to me.
I told him I bought it.
all our hard work till now
will be wasted.
-I will hit you with the chair!
-Get back! Get back!
They have been at it for ages.
We must get this f*ck!
Go. Turn the lights on.
-Yes, sir.
-Yes, sir.
Tell me something new!
-I don't want to lie to him.
-Yes.
Knee problem my foot.
Let's hope he takes the deal.
Well, what is new is that
you are now amongst
Enough of your heroics!
I'll pay for it. Don't worry.
the top most wanted men.
Wait here.
What the… Sit down, f*ck!
Did you really make this note?
Sir, I have a small request.
Congratulations.
What do you want? Come forward!
What are you saying?
No way!
Sit or I'll blow your brains off!
I told them not to do it!
-What do you want?
-Citra! Citra!
We're screwed now!
What do you mean?
High Command wants
to send you packing.
Speak up.
-One citra?
-One citra!
Can I join you in the field?
f*ck! You love to sprint, don't you?
Sit the f*ck down!
He is an artist!
They need me!
I warned you, no tricks here!
Don't you understand?
I appreciate your involvement,
Only as long as your are useful.
Yes, I did.
Don't disrespect him.
What's upstairs?
but field ops are dangerous.
-I will pay for it and you will take it.
-Okay.
f*ck!
No one is indispensable.
Sir, I completely understand, but…
Bring this punk here.
He ran away first. Screw him!
Do you know who I am?
Conditions change,
I can handle myself.
Round them and lock them up.
k*ll the CCTVs.
Plus they won't expect a girl.
-No.
-Good.
people change.
I knew you'd say this.
-What are you doing?
-Keep quiet.
You know what?
No! I haven't done anything!
That's why you're still alive.
Okay.
Sunny!
-He just gave me a fake note!
-Hey! Leave him.
You better move the cash
somewhere safe for now,
I said okay.
You are in.
Hey, let me go!
and get out of here.
And poor too.
Get in. Get in.
Okay?
Thank you, sir.
We won't be able to protect you.
Let's scram! Run!
Mansoor is back with an offer.
Stop those b*stards! Get them!
You've made a good one.
I will stay in touch.
What do you think?
What?
-Hey!
-Don't let them get away! Stop them!
Get moving!
It's a massive deal.
His henchman, Bilal.
-It's here. It's here.
-Let's go! Let's go!
-Anees!
-Yes?
The cops have caught him.
-Check there! Look for 45 GSM!
-Okay.
Run!
1,000 million.
-It will be written on it.
-I'll check.
He was in Bangladesh.
Get them! Stop them!
If we get caught with it…
-What are you saying?
-There's some new team.
we are f*cked!
Catch them!
They are kicking everyone's a*s.
What do you think about this?
Caught?
Firoz, there's nothing here!
Any luck with you?
Sunny, this way!
We need to find out more about the team.
Why are you going that way?
Come with me, Firoz!
We have worked with the guy earlier.
Nope!
Sunny!
What was it again? 55 GSM?
Oh f*ck! Dogs! Let's go!
Did you check the dustbin?
Sunny, this new partner of yours,
For the first time, I brought in
such a big deal.
45!
he's a snake! A snake, mind you!
I thought you did it already.
And you're hesitating?
He's a crook. Don't trust him.
Sir, Artist called.
The paper quality is amazing.
What are you saying, Uncle?
Hey! Any luck?
It looks just like the real thing.
Get back! Get back!
They both escaped.
We owe him for Grandpa's surgery.
-I know karate! I'll beat you up!
-Hey! I'll f*ck you up!
Nobody saw them.
Our stuff is great.
But?
For once, someone bailed us out.
Where are they now?
There's nothing here.
He is smart. He didn't tell me.
Let's run!
So what if he is a snake?
I looked all over. I don't see it.
We will get better deals.
What did you tell him?
I offered to shift them to a safe house.
He is on our team.
Come, Firoz!
f*cking idiot!
Let's take it slow.
What team?
Sunny, we are the go-with-the-flow-folks,
not the slow-folks.
You are working with him
to print fakes again, right?
Why are you going that way? Get in there!
The watermark is off.
Time is money!
The lines above Gandhi's
head are superimposed.
He was a good artist. f*cking!
He is not on your team.
He is using you.
Let's go.
Bro, I found it!
Everything is on our side,
let's do it.
Hurry! Stop them!
He made a great note.
Once he is done with you,
you will see his true colors.
What the f*ck are you doing?
What good was it anyway?
The microprinting sucks.
Sunny!
He wasted his talent
in this nonsense!
Come!
Nothing like that, Uncle.
Before he knows it,
the cops will zero in on him.
-He doesn't understand.
-You are getting too worked up.
I have a bad feeling about this.
It doesn't need a computer…
Check over there.
-It's not like that.
-Tell me one thing,
-Our consignment is far too huge, Jamal!
-Yes, sir.
What are you doing there? Get back here!
but an artist's touch.
when you got into this,
-Holy f*ck!
-f*ck!
you said, "We are doing it
for Grandpa."
Holy f*ck!
And he knows too much!
That new machine…
There's so much unemployment
in our country.
Then you said,
"We are doing it for the press."
Everything is at risk now.
Why are you disturbing me,
you f*ck--
Who are we doing it for now?
will easily catch it.
f*ck don't even know
who they are chasing and why.
You do understand me, right?
What is your excuse?
Should I… try it?
Yes sir, but… I mean,
Uncle, I don't need an excuse to do this.
f*cking jobless people!
Oh?
are you sure about it?
Welcome.
I want to do this, so I will.
It hurts!
It is springtime whenever you appear.
No one came to rescue us.
It pains me…
I love it when grown men lie, Mansoor.
Not the press, not our friends.
to take such decisions.
I was wondering why
I was off my game today.
What a f*cked-up idea it was!
He's a cute kid…
-Would you like to have something?
-No.
We're idiots!
Not the cops, not the doctors,
not even my father.
Spare me the hospitality.
but tough decisions need to be taken.
We thought it'd be a cakewalk.
Sunny! Relax.
He's our uncle, take it easy!
Bloody minting money!
sh*t! Hello!
-Yes, sir.
-Look for them…
Dude, why did we take
so many varieties of paper?
What brings you here?
What the f*ck are you doing, Megha?
Let it go!
I heard you are raiding some presses?
If we steal only one type of GSM paper,
they will become suspicious.
Listen, Sunny…
Grandpa always said,
and finish the matter.
High Command doubts your capability,
greed turns want to need.
The ACP called me, he's going mad!
the difference between art and trash
is one mistake.
and I doubt your methods.
ACP sir!
I am an artist.
But why?
Things are rolling smoothly!
It should look like a
mindless robbery, right?
You are turning into
a professional criminal.
I don't make trash.
Really?
Uncle…
-Jai Hind, sir!
-Sir, I'm not raiding anyone…
I'll make a better note.
What happened to that
straight, simple boy I know?
Be straight.
leave for India today.
I was only checking the local presses.
Is this your bill?
You should have applied this
logic at school, f*ck!
What?
What do you mean?
Uncle…
You stole my seal and forged my signature?
It's not that bad either.
What?
I don't mean anything.
I was never straight or simple.
-Pick it up.
-f*cking hell!
It is not acceptable, Megha!
I'll make a better note!
Stop painting these images
in your head.
The higher-ups think
you were impatient.
Just a little work and it will be fine.
I'm very sorry, sir.
I just had a suspicion, I was check--
Good job!
The shipment was too big.
The paper is top-notch.
You are stupid. Come back. Right now!
Sunny, have you lost it?
The boy is a novice.
Uncle, forget it.
This is nothing to worry.
I'm leaving right away.
I'm sorry, I'm leaving!
Overall…
I gave you every detail on him
down to the last inch.
it was a terrible move, Mansoor.
Jai Hind, sir!
I have seen you since you were a kid…
Dimple, let the guards off,
and you guys also disappear!
This does not even come close.
f*cking hell!
I've assessed all the CCTV footage,
So now…
Come with me.
but today, I feel…
Let's go, Inspector Shinde.
and this seems the best angle.
I never really knew who you were.
Yes let's go.
My boss will chew me up today.
Sir, our team is using an algorithm
I need to learn the tricks
of the trade from you?
I know who I am!
that could make the picture clearer.
-Come on!
-f*cking!
-I'm sorry, man!
-What sorry?
Cut the crap.
Will it help us identify their faces?
It happens sometimes.
Grandpa knows who he is!
Yeah, people lose their jobs sometimes.
You were given a chance,
you squandered it.
There's a 50% chance of accuracy, sir.
I said, I'm sorry!
The Indian media is making
a huge noise about the Supernote!
It is you who doesn't
know who you are!
You are a pain in the a*s
I'll handle it.
-Hey, Sunny--
-Shut up!
Why are you talking like an astrologer?
You were fine with all this
when it was just small jobs.
-Sir?
-Maybe, likely, possibly.
It's my responsibility, right?
I'll handle it.
but you look innocent.
Your conscience woke up
when we aimed for something big.
-I just need time.
-Time?
I saw them!
You don't have time!
-Bilal!
-Everything is ready, sir.
What the hell…
Artist and his friend too.
I saw them both!
The money in the godowns
must be pumped into the market,
You are scared out of your mind.
But we need a picture
at least to circulate.
-Sunny, you've lost it--
-Shut up!
These guys are doing a decent job.
or else…
I like you.
Even with two batches a month,
I am fine with this.
we can easily cover 1500 million
in three months.
I lead this.
An innocent pain-in-the-a*s,
a pain-in-the-a*s who is innocent.
Either follow me…
or get out of my way.
Sunny…
Yeah?
What's your size?
Let it be, Uncle.
Would you really have k*lled her?
As in?
Sunny!
What's your shirt size?
I am out!
Thirty-eight.
Are you crazy?
Out of your way.
Why are you so restless?
I spare no expense
on my clothes and lifestyle.
Are you cold or just scared?
Jitu Uncle, when did you come?
You dress well, prosperity follows.
No, sir! I… never mind, I'm good!
Uncle?
May I come in?
I had to. It was an urgent matter.
What a close shave.
You can't talk to me like that.
Take a couple of shots!
Let's go.
Please tell me you are
not divorcing me.
It will calm you down.
It's good for health.
Pick one.
This business of making fakes…
-Really, sir?
-Of course!
No, sir. I can't drink alcohol on duty.
When you walk on the streets,
has turned you into a fake too.
your appearance should announce
you have arrived.
Sure?
Come in.
Yes, Sir.
Wait.
Are we going to a safe house?
Why are you coiled up? Relax.
Where else will we go?
Uncle!
Uncle!
Uncle, hear me out.
Is Sir upset with me?
Wait a minute.
He was just testing you.
How's the property?
Had you failed, he would
have shot you right here.
You don't know him.
Beautiful.
I don't live in India.
No one knows I'm here.
What is this? Have you lost it?
-Is this how you talk to family?
-Family, my foot!
What nonsense is this?
It is my private property.
Sir, I created a messaging group,
Are you hungry?
I've got you all the way here.
Only those who stand
with us are family!
Not that there is anything
to eat at home.
for us to coordinate better.
Whoever leaves us is not!
Everything is in there, right?
Do you know what that means?
Cup noodles?
Even my father left me
at the train station!
I'll delete it, sir.
I'm good, thank you.
I've already eaten.
Right?
Firoz!
Forget it.
Juice?
It means I like you.
-Tea?
-How many drinks have you had?
Good riddance.
This is my first.
Wait!
You work with me.
Your design, my press.
Just started.
You know what?
My resources and my network.
What's your name?
We rule the world.
We need a new place.
Yes?
Artist.
It's a great offer, sir.
We shouldn't take a risk
with this place anymore.
I got you murukkus.
We'll need more fakes.
But I stopped doing all of that.
Sir, the target is
on his way to the hotel.
Anytime!
You still love me?
Let's go.
Listen…
we don't have a family of our own.
Relax.
Hello?
If we close the doors
on the people with us
Okay.
Michael…
Sir, we need to go.
we will be left all alone.
These urges never die.
Step out.
Sunny!
You know… the greed?
Tell me something.
Never mind, forget it.
What's happening, Jitu Uncle?
Greed defines your character.
Do you think he will
tell the cops about us?
Sunny, this…
Sorry, sir.
I will… I'll delete it right away.
Sunny, you know everything about us.
There is no point
beating around the bush.
You can't change that.
f*ck, what have you been smoking?
He is our uncle!
Our business, our network…
Get to the point.
Why are you here?
Will he report us to the cops?
This…
I have many reasons…
Even if he does, what will you do?
the way we make money,
the way we store it,
Michael, let it go, please.
for doing all this.
k*ll him?
you know it all!
Are you even listening to yourself?
What if the cops catch you,
I know.
I'm not stopping you, Rekha.
then it will be too risky!
f*cking as*h*le!
You can go.
I am sorry but we cannot
take such a big risk.
You want to spy on your family.
But…
Does Mansoor sir know about this?
This…
Your grandpa.
why are you hell bent
on ending our marriage?
Yes.
He is very sad about it.
f*cking hell!
He loves you as an artist.
I can't let him down.
Look, Michael, we were in love.
But the thing is,
you have been compromised.
So much money?
You are such a cutie.
We wanted to marry.
And son, you're almost…
Jamal…
We fought with our families
and got together.
I…
That new government team…
Are they striking a deal or something?
like a poisonous snake to us.
for counterfeiting operations…
I heard some noise and I…
We can neither keep you with us
nor can we let you go.
-But--
-You promised me…
If yes, please tell me.
find out who is in it.
Madhav sir, at this hour?
that we will always be together.
Suparn…
We are partners.
This is best for both of us.
-you stay here with one team, okay?
-Okay, sir.
Then you changed!
I handle matters of money.
Be alert. Okay? All of you.
Why?
-Yes, sir!
-Okay, sir!
All those doors you begged at…
Shekhar… wait outside.
I didn't change, Michael. You did!
Move. This way!
Okay, sir.
We are in this situation today
thanks to you.
won't just open for you
but lay out carpets.
-Come on.
-What are you doing, Jamal?
Maybe I kept it there.
It's business, what can I do?
Now, move!
It is not just you and me,
Why? Because you'll be rich.
We made the business together, Jamal!
-Rishi, you approach from that side.
-Okay, sir. Guys, follow me.
50.
I keep forgetting things.
Vyom is in this too, Michael.
What are you doing?
You won't find another artist like us.
You have the money, you're the king.
Shouldn't you think about him too?
All the time.
I hear you, brother.
But it's not my call.
No one gives a sh*t how you earn it.
Here, take it!
You keep saying I changed.
No one has seen us!
-We won't tell anyone anything!
-Back off!
Hello, Bilal brother.
Keep yourself and your people happy.
How did I change?
Pay back Ratan Uncle with this.
Sunny, tell him!
Jamal, I don't want to die!
How are you?
Tell me!
We can still save "Kranti"! Go!
-Sunny tell him. I don't want to die!
-Wait, I'll talk.
I was just doing my work.
That's it!
Tea?
-ID confirmed?
-Yes, sir. It's Mansoor Dalal himself.
Jamal, let him go, he's innocent.
This…
-Pay them quick.
-I'll go.
Your parents still like me.
Along with Bilal Qureshi.
I'm the one who messed up.
Let him go, please.
-Who?
-Mansoor's righthand.
-And you…
-Go.
Why are you so dramatic?
Firoz, you leave.
Leave!
Enough, Michael.
Everything set?
Get some sleep, Grandpa.
Look at us!
You go this way,
we'll approach from the terrace.
Firoz!
Is this how it is going to be?
Let's go, Grandpa.
You made this?
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
It's okay.
I made the deal.
Let's go!
What did you say?
Come, Grandpa! Let me take you home.
You're a real artist.
I threw away the cash.
There.
k*ll me and let him go!
Things between us stopped working
a long time ago.
The loan is beyond our means?
-He will go right away.
-Tell him.
Are you nuts?
Leave, Firoz!
You are the best.
-Get going, Sunny.
-Yeah.
I won't leave you here, Sunny.
There! With 24% interest!
You know that, too.
And I like the best.
-Leave now!
-I won't!
Count it.
Take a sip.
Have you f*cking lost it?
Don't worry, okay?
Why can't you just accept it?
I won't leave you, come what may!
I’ve quit all this.
-Shekhar!
-Go in and finish your meal.
Mr. Aashirwad.
Get up! Get up!
All of you…
A little gift from us.
We have tried, right?
We have tried so many times!
I mean Mansoor's men…
What was that?
I'll have you k*lled.
You and your whole family.
Get daddy a new watch.
Your press will burn down,
It happened again.
But nothing works anymore.
all of you lead a rich life, right?
that Uncle and Grandpa
of yours will be f*cked!
What do you mean?
Girls? Cars?
Understood?
How many cars do you have?
I've seen him like this earlier too.
Hands up!
How many rooms does your villa have?
This is the only solution, Michael.
I could've said all that…
Why don't I know about this!
Do you sleep in a new room every night?
He has been forgetting things at work.
but did I?
How else do you want me to
make you understand?
Do you sleep alone or…
I thought it was age.
Let's stop doing this
to ourselves, please.
I really want to know.
Did I say any of it?
No, right?
We want to live like you…
But I've never seen him in such bad shape!
I value talent.
but never got a chance.
Stop, stop!
Steady, guys!
What do you want now, bro?
How?
Now I'm your "bro"? Okay.
Come on, Grandpa!
I respect talent.
b*stard!
There is so much stock left still?
We wouldn't let "Kranti"
go down so easily.
Game's up, Mansoor.
Put the g*n down!
But, how?
Careful.
Your time is up. You know that, right?
Stand down now. Or every one
of you will drop dead.
Uncle, show me the records!
Yes, sir.
Tell Firoz to call Lakdawala.
Try to understand my problem.
Mansoor's righthand man,
Grandpa, I've started
a fresh business with a partner.
We need the drop location.
Kids!
Put the g*ns down!
whatever you do, you are gone.
Uncle, tell him.
Even if I let you go,
Mansoor will have you k*lled.
Hi, Mansoor.
He has paid me an advance.
I'm a businessman,
and I hate competition.
Can't you see, Sunny?
I'll be adjusted against the advance.
Michael!
Correct?
Down, Jamal!
Let it be.
Don't move.
We'll sort it out.
It's a little complicated.
Your situation is bad.
This was a sign. Heed it.
As simple as that.
Don't you get it, moron?
There's too many of us!
Damn! f*ck have put out
an exhibition of fake currency notes.
This is all you managed to clear?
Firoz, explain it to him please!
Whoever is not with me,
is against me.
Let's stop this.
I'm not loyal to the government.
See, Grandpa, an advance
is paid before the work begins.
Put it down.
Enough.
This won't work Unc--
I'm loyal to my work.
Tell me.
Unlike the actual payment
which follows later.
Trust me.
And if someone is against me…
We demanded an advance--
I'll do whatever it takes to save you.
how can I let them be?
Just tell me everything you know.
To put it in your words, you're not
"messing around", right?
Relax guys, relax.
Contacts, distributors,
supply routes, the works!
Relax, he is my friend.
You misread the sign, Uncle.
Look at that. Indian currency notes
printed in the Middle East…
Will you work with me?
No, Grandpa! Not at all!
Give back the phone!
Swear on Firoz!
The cops came…
packaged in Nepal…
Did you take us for fools?
f*ck!
One cappuccino for Ashok!
and distributed in India.
but we didn't get caught.
Well, then.
We turned on the live location.
This is true globalization, right?
If you say so!
Grandpa came… he doesn't remember a thing.
Come.
Correct! But this is beyond
your jury-diction, Michael.
I pray all the time
Come, Sunny.
-What? What? What!
-Turn around, come on!
that my kids don't do anything wrong.
Beyond what?
-Yes, Mom!
-Listen, Megha,
The signs say we are doing good.
Jury-di…
Let's go, let's go!
Not in my a*s!
Not in the a*s!
I've arranged a meeting day after.
Are you making fun of my English?
Grandpa, worrying is your favorite hobby.
The boy is a gem. Qualified, rich family.
You worry if there's nothing else to do!
What's happening?
If you two hit it off--
Jurdi--
-What are you guys doing?
-Move!
The deal is on.
Mom, I'm busy. No time.
Come on, smile now.
Let me go!
It is not your domain!
Take this.
-Your "Kranti" will live forever.
-I'll get you some water.
You are not so boring that boys
won't be attracted to you.
That's why I brought them along.
Wear it and come along.
Grandpa, our art dealer is a big fan
of Sunny's paintings.
What's happening, sir?
How are you guys?
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
What have I done?
You f*ck want to double-cross Mansoor?
-Will you let me speak?
-What do you even have to speak?
In fact, he loved
Yasir Uncle's painting so much
You've put on some weight.
You only know how to break my heart.
that he thought it was a film star.
But you're still the same.
Are you hiding something?
Why don't you tell me
what you've done?
You remember his song?
Macho!
Wow, okay!
Great chat, Mom!
f*ck!
Give it to him.
You look handsome too, f*ck.
What do you mean?
I don't know anything.
I'll talk to you later.
I'm getting a call, bye.
Fine.
f*ck, assholes!
How long have we known each other?
Excuse me.
Hi. I'd like to have coffee, please.
Don't tell me.
Grandpa probably knew
we were on the wrong path.
Six years, seven months.
Is this how you call
someone for a deal?
You'll ruin my mood.
Please don't say that.
You are like my big brother.
But he didn't seem to
want to know the truth.
And here I thought
only I have been counting days.
The number you are trying,
is currently busy.
Show me your hand.
Just coffee!
Perhaps that is why he never
asked us about it again.
-Is that mine?
-Yes, ma'am!
What can I say?
Then why are you scared, brother?
They ruined my face,
Are you crazy?
Put a vest on me
and threw me on the street.
Muesli?
You are my one bad habit!
I really know nothing.
You know what you did? Forgery!
Yasir Uncle!
Get Grandpa and the others,
Two minutes!
One bad habit, Michael? One?
Why have you tied me up suddenly?
It is ill*gal, it is insubordination!
and leave the city. Immediately!
If you mean business,
send a decent car at least.
Be a man.
You're a treasure of bad habits!
I should fire you!
I'll explain everything later.
Please call me back!
What milkshake is that?
-Take him away.
-No, please!
Like what?
The excitement of the new job
got to me, sir.
You didn't cut a deal with
these f*cking gangsters, did you?
-Come on.
-Please listen to me…
This is not a milkshake.
How are you still alive, Michael?
I know I overstepped my boundaries.
It's a crunchy red hat mocha
grande with almond milk.
-Sir, please!
-Come on!
What should I do with you?
I set your life on fire,
and the government fueled the flames.
No, sir!
Please!
They gave me an offer.
Sir, I sincerely apologize
for whatever transpired…
Hey!
Are you supposed to drink it
or eat it with a spoon?
I take full responsibility for it
and whatever be the consequences,
I thought you would be gone.
Please, sir!
Sunny, will we work with these people?
You warned me about a mole.
f*cking hell,
what a circus you created!
-Hey!
-Shekhar.
I'm ready to face it.
Come.
Depends on my mood.
Now lie low for a few days.
They are dangerous.
Shekhar?
We found him.
Who talks like this?
Well, well, well!
Let's disappear for a while.
How do you know it is him?
I'll try to get you guys out of town.
-A new partner?
-How can I die, Mansoor?
Someone has really outdone themselves.
Enjoy your meal.
How do I know?
Did you rehearse this apology?
Calm down.
Listen to me.
Why do you look so burdened?
This is a great table.
You are my motivation.
Go in!
There's no other option.
If you have to ask me that,
you don't know me yet.
What are you having?
Do you know why?
I mean, I can't believe
you got a table here.
Just coffee.
Option?
Thanks! I wanted to celebrate with you.
I will k*ll you one day.
You mean Americano?
I know who is f*cking around where.
I know it all.
Sunny!
They threatened to k*ll us?
Just coffee for Sandeep!
Really? What are we celebrating?
After I put a b*llet in you,
you will look up at me,
I do this kind of sh*t with my superiors.
Keep this.
Just think they gave us a chance…
Are you mad?
We don't need this!
my face will have a
special expression just for you.
-Actually…
-One second.
"Just coffee."
It's for your protection.
Megha!
to get out of this hellhole.
Let's walk.
-Hi, Rishabh. How are you?
-Hello, ma'am.
If you do this again…
f*cking!
I'll be back soon.
Just stay here.
Sunny, this is Rishabh.
You know, at cafes…
How long will we be alleycats
doing small-time gigs?
Do not doubt me.
Hello, sir.
You don't know me. Now leave!
"just coffee" is never appreciated.
Oh no, I know.
I have missed you, Michael.
No questions.
Let's do something big.
-Really?
-Yeah!
So sir will have roast chicken.
"Crunchy red hat mocha grande with
almond milk and no sugar" for Megha!
Don't go missing for so long.
His infrastructure, our talent…
And the red snapper fish for me.
-It won't happen ever again.
-Easy, man!
-Sure.
-Thank you!
Put the g*n down, man.
One misfire and things will fall apart.
And… just "coffee" for Sandeep.
will be a k*ller combination.
What?
She's just like you, sir.
Take it. Go, die.
If I fire, it won't be a mistake.
And Grandpa?
Are you done?
Sir, I don't want to die--
Then leave.
-That is true.
-I'm Sandeep, by the way.
Don't you say anything.
You look like you're going to die anyway.
Yes, I heard.
Here, change into this, Firoz.
-What?
-Why did you do that?
We've done all this for his sake.
And you are… Megha!
It's written all over your face.
What?
And now, the whole
cafe knows who you are.
Bloody walking corpse.
I saw you sneak your
credit card into his hand.
-Michael, look--
-Mansoor! Enough with the bullshit.
Sunny, if we do this…
It is my treat, right?
There's a man called 'Artist'.
I don't know much about him.
Arrest them!
But you gave the order.
at least let us be honest
with ourselves.
Come on!
He has made a new
two thousand-rupee note for Mansoor.
I haven't been able to stomach
suffering since I was a child.
You didn't even let me check the menu.
Let's get going!
Like I can't read.
You're doing this for your
art to find an audience.
k*ll them with one blow
or else they keep bleating.
Come on, Sunny.
You know it's not like that.
Mansoor was recently in Mumbai.
Relax.
Why do we do this?
Am I not relaxed?
So that you can shout out to the universe
that you're a real artist.
He visits Mumbai only if
he has something important to do.
He worked for me for so long…
Why can't we just speak the truth
Should I get a blanket and get comfy?
Yasir Uncle, where have you been?
especially with the ones we love?
Don't make me nervous.
Don't drag Grandpa into this!
We've been trying
so hard to reach you,
This 'Artist' has become
Mansoor's trusted man very quickly.
Get the vehicles, quickly.
Sorry.
What?
did you get my message?
Why can't we just be honest, man?
Are there stains?
There is blood?
I'm quite certain…
No.
Sunny.
Mansoor was here
just to meet him.
You want honesty?
Yeah.
If 'Artist' is caught,
Uncle!
He worked for me his whole life…
Fine!
Mansoor is finished.
My folks have been pressuring me
for a while to get married.
Gran… Grandpa, is everything alright?
but the rules of business
are set in stone.
-Shekhar!
-Yes, sir.
The checkpoint is coming up. Act normal!
Pull out all records
from our database.
A f*ck-up is a f*ck-up.
What?
What?
Let's see if this 'Artist' is in there.
Don't tear up the steering wheel.
Yeah.
You spoke so much about your business,
Never mind, it's done.
but I still don't know
what you do exactly.
Idiot! Relax man!
Now tell me.
Watch out!
I might get married soon.
It's pretty simple, actually.
I deal in commodities.
When are you getting
that big heap of money
-With whom?
-Does it matter?
Sunny!
When the market outflow dries up,
I increase the inflow.
out of here?
How can you say it doesn't matter, Ananya?
Why are you acting so surprised?
KRANTI NEWSPAPER
I mean it's not as if you didn't
know this would happen.
Right. I still don't understand.
This stock must hit
the streets immediately.
It's a specialized business.
It was bound to, sooner or later.
Where are you headed?
-Yes.
-Right.
A little technical.
I'll tell you some other time.
Surat.
Do whatever it takes,
Show me the papers.
but do it quickly.
Or else it's game over for us!
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
Okay! Sunny, look.
Yes.
-Sure.
-Hello?
Get to work!
Come on!
Here, give him the papers.
Don't get me wrong.
What happened?
You will be very rich and successful.
Yes, tell me.
Hurry!
Sunny?
They canceled on me?
But you know what scares me?
Unbelievable!
m*therf*cker!
There's too much drama in your life.
Why are all the housing
societies so backward,
and why can't you
find me one decent flat?
Honestly, it is not you.
It's your luck I don't trust.
Step out. Come on!
Let's go.
Stop it f*ck!
No, you don't understand the urgency!
Get me out of here! f*cking hell!
Yes, please. Thank you.
We need real-time info on Mansoor.
Quick.
There are too many ups and down.
Let's just live in the moment.
Is there an insider?
Keep it simple and casual.
No!
There must be.
Come on.
Let's not think long-term plans.
Even henchmen have
their own henchmen.
Move it.
Your own man? Someone loyal to you
more than Mansoor?
Hello?
Hello?
Uncle?
Bilal!
What happened?
-Great food, right?
-Very nice!
I know you have
someone in mind.
You b*stard!
I totally forgot!
What are we celebrating?
What are you looking at? Open up!
Yes, doing it.
I'll tell you another time.
House problem!
Try this, it's delicious!
Come on.
Not a single decent flat
in this whole city!
-How is it?
-Yummy!
In this city, looking for a flat
I have a good choice in food, right?
is like finding a job.
It is done, sir.
We have all been through it.
Come in.
Sir, all the documentation is in place.
Please trust me.
Tell me about it.
I have a broker friend,
-This is all we have.
-Open it up.
-Open this one.
-Yes, sir.
Give me the key, Firoz.
he always has good accommodation.
I'll pay for it.
Sir please. Customers won't
accept unwrapped packages.
If you want, I can hook you up.
It's okay, sir. Ma'am's card is with me.
-Let him check it.
-Nothing here, sir.
-Really?
-Yes.
That would be great!
Sure. Share your number
and I'll connect you two.
-It's a directory. Here.
-Just a directory.
Get the bike!
What is a directory?
This is not an excuse
to get my number, I hope.
It has numbers of all those
who work in films.
We got a message from MLA Doshi.
You mean… even Katrina?
There you go, sir.
The deal is on.
Don't give me your number, then.
I was just trying to help.
Promise you will call me
from mommy's phone.
No no… why would Katrina share her number?
Let's get that f*ck!
-Alright, write it down.
-No, please. I don't want it now.
Okay.
-I mean technicians, camera, make-up…
-Who cares about them?
Get lost, f*ck!
Take it, please!
We packed it extra well.
Be a good boy.
Do you want to start over?
-Then we--
-Step back… step back.
Your mom is the best.
How is this leg now?
Two minutes, sir. He will open up.
Let me check.
Listen to everything she says.
-Rishabh, right?
-Yes, sir.
See! He's about to sing.
I found Mansoor, sir.
Give her back her card.
Shall we?
Yes, sir.
-Where is he?
-I'm looking right at him!
Check it properly.
Please don't open all the boxes sir.
We won't be able to sell them.
I'll come for you later
-In the market--
-You idiot!
There's a boy.
and we'll have fun.
I will contact him.
Real fun this time.
Just get me a burner phone.
For sure.
Suparn! What's happening?
-Promise?
-Promise!
But you will have to
protect him just like me.
What is in here?
Come here.
-Nothing, sir.
-Open it.
-Ink… ink… it's ink sir.
-Shut up.
And relocate him just like me.
Open it! Open it… open it.
Say bye to Daddy.
Or he will be k*lled.
-Yes, I will. But it has nothing.
-Get out of the way!
-Bye!
-Bye.
-Done!
-Don't intimidate me.
Suparn! Come in, Suparn!
Love you!
Suparn, are you okay?
We can discuss
whatever you want.
Not okay, Michael!
What is it?
Film Telephone directory?
Mansoor!
Bye, Arjun.
Mansoor!
Do you get drunk
and prank call celebrities?
Okay, done.
-Let's talk outside.
-Come on, get down.
Now…
very okay!
-Sir, why don't we talk it over?
-Let's talk to boss.
I've always been an analytical
investigator, logical and rational.
Mansoor!
Vyom, bye!
-We'll sort it out right here.
-Come along.
Bye, Daddy.
All these qualities benefit a CT surgeon.
Sir, just give us two minutes.
-We're not carrying a lot.
-Listen to me, sir.
CT?
-Listen to me.
-It's just a little bit.
I'm a cardio-thoracic surgeon.
Let us talk, please. This way.
I see.
Come.
Hi! I have a booking
in the name of Pratyush.
-Tell us.
-How much?
You know, after this,
I'm off to a case of atrial fibrillation.
10,000, sir?
Done?
It will be, soon.
-50,000 is too much.
-No sir, that's too much.
You will need to fix
an apartment for her.
And you have no idea
how complicated that is!
You're carrying foreign liquor.
-An apartment?
-Yes. Fix it soon.
Hey!
DON'T ACT LIKE A KNOW-IT-ALL
You are not paying transport tax,
so don't pretend to be poor.
Why are you wasting time?
I'll handle the rest.
So, what are your hobbies?
Are you done packing?
How's it going, Jamal?
Sir, hear me out. You keep a few bottles.
All well!
You must like to do
something in your free time.
Here it is, your train tickets, some cash,
Alcohol is banned here. Don't you know?
HIT THE MARRIAGE TOPIC RIGHT AWAY!
Nothing is banned for you, sir!
and a burner phone to reach out.
Oh f*ck!
I don't have time for hobbies.
Two bottles and 25,000 in cash.
Don't come back for some time, okay?
Two bottles and 25,000.
I just do my job.
Okay, listen…
Let things calm down,
then we'll see.
You don't watch movies,
web series, nothing at all?
Officer down! Officer down!
Six bottles and 30,000 rupees.
Susan!
Everyone report to the market area.
HE'S THE BEST YOU'LL EVER GET!
Dimple and I will handle things here.
Hey, where did you go?
You are not here for lunch?
-Sir, three bottles and 30,000.
-Hey!
I'll meet Yasir Uncle.
Can't. I need to hunt for a home.
I'm so sorry.
Copy that!
Talk cheap in your state, not here.
This complicated surgery of yours…
I'll call you if there's anything.
Come on.
Fine, fine!
-No… no… no!
-Keep all six bottles.
See you.
By the way, where is the flat?
-Alright keep the six bottles and…
-Let's go.
Dude, Versova sea-facing!
Can you believe it?
shouldn't you get to it?
Come on, Sunny.
-Take this, sir.
-Look at this, sir.
Don't keep your patient waiting.
How?
Who knew a random guy
would be so useful.
Come on.
I'll drop you off to the station.
No, that appointment is after this one.
Let's go there. Not here.
No, no, you must go,
this can happen later.
It is not random anymore.
Sunny, come on.
I've been chatting with him.
What! So much happened?
How is he?
-Check, please.
-Okay, ma'am.
Here, have this.
-He is nice, I think.
-What does "nice" mean?
I cleaned out the press.
Is he cute? He must be.
Grandpa will not find
out about our adventure.
Why the f*ck did you overreact back there?
The food was good though.
I should hang around
at cafes more often.
Close your eyes.
Sir, two… sir, three!
I just hope this
flat works out for me.
You were no less, f*ck.
-Why?
-Just close your eyes.
Let's split the bill.
Turn left.
I'll shift out of your place,
and everyone will be at peace.
Go with Anees to the station.
Take a right from here, please.
I'll see you there soon.
Take this.
Susan, I'll call you back.
Wait a minute.
-Please wish me luck.
-Okay, all the best!
Where are you off to?
And then what?
Thanks. Bye.
DON'T MESS UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Identify the fake.
f*ck, are you still stuck on that?
Tell me!
Stop here.
Listen Sunny…
wherever you go…
You know what, I'm really sorry.
-Megha, this is Gonzalves.
-Hi!
I go with you.
It's not your fault. In fact
you took the time to see me.
He is no agent, he's a magician.
This one.
Actually, I'm only doing this for mom.
Come on! Shut up, man, Sunny!
She wants me to marry a doctor.
Anyway, let's hurry! If we are late,
that mad man won't open the door.
Do you get it now?
Please listen to me.
What?
She thinks my smart brains
and your doctor brains…
-Fast!
-Come on!
The landlord whines a lot.
You go with Anees.
It's the paper.
Kersi uncle?
will make genius babies
who will win the Nobel Prize.
I'll meet you at the station.
Our paper is wrong.
I'm here on time, right Uncle?
I'm really sorry but I can't do this.
-On time?
-Yeah.
You are 15 minutes late, you a*s.
Come in, show them around.
Let's go, Firoz.
We are late.
A bill should look real.
Uncle, this is your new tenant, Ms. Megha.
Fair enough.
-Hello, child.
-The owner, Mr. Kersi Dubash.
But what matters more is that
it should feel real in the hand.
-Please come in.
-Hello, Uncle.
If you don't mind, I will lunch now.
You guys look around.
That feeling can only
come from the right paper.
That's the second balcony.
I'll wait for you at the station.
You get a superb view from here.
If the paper is not right,
the bill is wrong.
Please send all your paper
samples between 70 and 90 GSM.
The location is perfect
and so is the rent.
-And the booze?
-What?
Money for the booze.
-What's the catch?
-What catch?
250 microns, 60 to 90!
-Excuse me!
-Yes, ma'am.
He is right.
I want to check all your 500-rupee notes.
There is no catch!
Can't you hear me?
We can't drive back with the booze.
Our Kersi uncle, he is very kind.
We have a deal.
What?
Anything works,
I get him a good tenant
and he slashes the rent.
between 70 to 90.
I am Megha, from RBI.
Yes, but how many microns thick is 80 GSM?
My well-behaved tenants
also maintain the house well.
Your register might
have some counterfeit notes.
No, we don't want 1000 microns!
-Ma'am?
-Please show them to me.
So I just need to be a good tenant.
That's it?
But… fine!
You are Sunny's friend, right?
Don't worry.
Bonus.
I will call the manager, ma'am.
Why part with the booze for free?
Firoz…
Uncle, would you want to talk about
house rules with Megha?
It's banned here anyway.
Feel this.
No, there aren't any rules per se.
Just take care of my house,
And this money? We party!
Last night, residents near the Western
and please ensure there are no
complaints from the society.
Ghats witnessed a strange incident…
That's all.
which began with a theft!
It's too thin.
Megha, can I borrow your phone?
My phone battery is dead.
Can you please tell us more
about what happened?
Oh, sure.
Touch it now.
Ma'am, it is too big a theft to describe.
Why would anyone steal so much paper?
Thanks, two minutes!
Come, Megha ma'am,
I'll show you the bedroom.
Sir, anything?
How many people were there?
Can you ID anyone?
It has a mind-blowing balcony. Come.
f*cking hell!
It's still processing.
It will take some time.
You'll love the bedroom.
You even get the sea view from there.
The police is at the crime scene--
But how will we do this?
Let us bleach the paper first.
Sir!
Yes!
If I give you what you want,
will you get me what I want
I'm sorry, the call got disconnected.
Then print the front
of the bill on one sheet,
before the elections?
and the rear on the other.
It might work.
Of course, it will!
Yes sir, of course.
Life-size bathroom with a geyser.
If you forget this in some drunken stupor,
I won't spare you.
Sir, give me my own unit
and I'll show you the results.
What about lights and the switches?
Check all switches,
if everything is working properly.
We'll punch holes in the front sheet,
And the headlines, I promise, sir!
The fan is working fine.
You need to install an AC.
thread in the silver strip
and then paste it with the rear sheet!
Sandwich note!
-Big headlines!
-Very big headlines!
It's a superb idea! Superb idea!
Front page with photo.
Yes, sir. In that photo
But there's another problem.
This is a king-size bed!
you'll look like the future
PM of the country, sir.
-What now?
-OVI!
Old BTC! Original!
Optically variable ink?
Good!
What do you think?
What do we do about it?
I'm green-lighting your team,
with representatives from each department.
Metallic paint!
I said this "bro" talk doesn't cut it.
What if we mix metallic
paint with regular ink?
Things fall into place
only if you are rich.
Sir, thank you!
I am forever grateful to you.
Will it work?
It will give
a color-shifting effect at least.
So, Ms. Megha, what do you think?
-Right.
-Yeah?
Be grateful to me till the elections.
And what about the note's crispness?
When do you want to move in?
And delete those photos, f*ck!
Immediately!
Lacquer?
Great! Uncle,
she wants to move in immediately.
I've deleted them already.
The gate. Did Uncle open it?
A coat of lacquer, should make it stiff.
Uncle?
-Then Namaste. Thank you. Jai Hind!
-Namaste, sir.
-Immediately?
-Yes!
Thank God!
Let's get the paperwork ready, then!
Amazing.
Jai Hind, sir.
And the finishing touch?
Why are you so worried?
Tea.
It's a standard document.
We have done this for years.
Do you notice the
happiness on their faces?
Exactly!
These golden oldies!
Out!
Get out!
Sunny, here's what I think.
Sandeep!
Are you done?
Our job is done.
Let's sell the printers and dryers,
we'll get some money from it.
Yes, thanks for the phone.
You saved the day. Shall we leave?
Is everything ready there?
Right?
Yes.
This place is like a temple for me…
Why am I always the scapegoat?
How much longer will it take?
Uncle, we saved the press
but we forgot something.
-I hope you liked it, ma'am!
-I loved it!
We have to move the cash by morning!
It's your bill.
and you sinned here?
I'll send you the rental agreement.
You try it now.
Fine, I'll talk to you later.
What?
You took advantage
of my illness to do this?
Fine, don't crib.
-Okay.
-Go through it and get back to me.
What about staff wages?
-Yes, I'll exchange numbers.
-Yes, call me, okay?
Just grip my hand tight.
Material cost? How will we fund all this?
-I'll see you, ma'am! Bye!
-Bye!
Come on.
Soon, we will be debt-ridden again.
It's all a vicious cycle!
I should have known…
-Sandeep…
-Yes?
Thank you so much.
He's right.
not to expect anything more
from a crook's son.
You have been such a help,
it really means a lot.
Hold my hand.
So, what's the way out?
So much rush, let's come back later.
It was nothing at all.
I am really happy.
The solution is simple.
Get ready.
Hold tight.
We'll have to mint more money.
One Citra. Citra!
And you…
So I guess we'll catch up
at a coffeeshop somewhere?
I knew you would say that.
I…
Sunny!
I gave you so much love.
Uncle, we slogged so much
Sure.
Listen, let's talk it out--
-Will you be fine?
-Yes, absolutely.
I will hail an autorickshaw.
Is this how you pay me back?
but what did we get?
-I have some work, I need to leave.
-Sure.
Jack.
There's no point slogging
like an a*s and chewing on hay!
-Bye.
-Bye!
Uncle, hear us out.
If you hit jackpot,
what will you buy first?
Gold iPhone!
Gold ring, gold bracelet,
gold watch, gold chain.
I lost my daughter…
Just like Ludacris.
Sandeep?
because of your father!
Move b*tch, get out the way!
Yeah?
Are you free on Saturday?
Ludacris? You'll look f*cking ludicrous!
We are talking to Uncle, get serious.
I thought that was the biggest pain
I had to endure!
-Sorry, what?
-Saturday? Lunch?
No! Count me out.
-Yes, of course!
-Cool!
-I oppose it!
-Hey!
I'll call you!
-Uncle, just hear us out.
-No, move out of my way.
-Bye.
-Bye!
Uncle, listen.
But…
Think of our workers.
Poverty has punctured them.
Rickshaw!
you turned out worse than your father!
At least think of the two of us.
You are used to poverty.
Let's save a bit, enjoy a bit?
Please! Sunny, tell him.
Grandpa, we did it to save the press--
Uncle, let's do it one last time.
Just get out!
Whatever we can make.
Deal?
Out!
Who made this?
One last time!
You did, didn't you?
Dude!
MOM: HOW IS THE HOUSE? DID YOU LIKE IT?
HOW MUCH DID IT COST?
I'm asking you for the last time.
Look what I found.
Who made this?
MOM: YOU DIDN'T SEND ME PICTURES.
MEGHA: I FORGOT. THE HOUSE IS NICE.
Is it a fake?
I found it at a restaurant.
Let's go.
I made it.
I told you before, I made it!
It's perfect! Micro-printing,
secret thread, watermark,
Who is your supplier?
optically variable ink.
We don't have a supplier.
How is it possible?
We are the suppliers.
Sorry sir, I am late.
We are the distributors.
You've been "two minutes away"
for the last half hour.
There was heavy traffic, sir!
That's news to me.
-Heavy traffic in Mumbai is a first.
-Sir!
sh**t him.
You're in a good mood, sir.
What? What? Why me?
Any good news?
-What? f*ck! Why me? Why me?
-He hasn't done anything!
-Why me? Why me?
-Why do you want to k*ll him?
Our own task force!
-No!
-Firoz! He hasn't done anything!
Really?
Dumbass, stay in one spot!
-No! Let me go!
-Hey, Firoz!
Line up the recruits.
We'll need to pick a member
from each department.
How will I sh**t if you move so much?
-He hasn't done anything! Don't k*ll him!
-Dumbass, sit down!
Let's start!
-Firoz!
-No! No!
The detailing is very good.
Look at the finesse.
How did you know it's a fake?
Feel!
Wow! You're better than the CT-600.
Unfortunately, I can't be installed
at every shop.
Call RBI for that CT…
CT-600, sir.
Whatever technology it is.
We'll need it for our unit.
Let's start the real work now.
We'll show everyone!
Yes, sir.
Look at this!
No wonder!
I knew it was a sandwich note.
Do you know what that means?
They're not an organization.
They don't have any resources
or infrastructure.
Just an offset printer and…
lots of bloody talent!
Of course, we didn't stop.
There's never a last time
in monkey business.
There's no end to greed.
Who would pass a chance
to earn or save an extra buck?
We buy phones without an invoice
to evade tax, right?
Or pay half the price of the flat in cash
to save on registration, right?
I'm not robbing anyone.
But gently f*cking with the system
that widens the divide
between the rich and the poor!
In fact, I'm pumping
extra money into the market.
Revitalizing the economy!
Come to think of it,
I'm only doing social service!
m*therf*cker!
Open it.
-Open it!
-No!
Sunny?
Where's Uncle?
He's unavailable.
What's that… in your hand?
Listen! I didn't know…
that Grandpa was inside the press!
I messed up!
But a f*ck-up is a f*ck-up.
Sunny, listen to me!
What are you doing?
It is our fight, between you and me.
Why would I drag Grandpa into it?
I wanted to teach you a lesson,
but we messed up.
Listen to me,
I had no idea!
Let's meet and talk.
Things happen sometimes
in our business.
Sunny?
Sunny!
Don't take it personally.
You made it personal!
Sunny…
You are making a big mistake!
I am a very dangerous man.
You don't know who I am.
You don't know me either, Mansoor.
Actually…
I don't know myself either.
f*cking!
Hey!
You have no f*cking idea,
what you are doing!
Sunny, you're dead!
You're dead!
Hey!
I'm coming for you, m*therf*cker!
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01x01 - Artist
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Sunny is an artist disillusioned by the income inequality in India after failing to keep his grandfather's extensive printing press in business.
Sunny is an artist disillusioned by the income inequality in India after failing to keep his grandfather's extensive printing press in business.