Rumors (1943)

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It was a bright sunny day, with the air fresh and clean. Not a rumor was stirring except, in the latrine.

Hiya Snafu, what's new?

Oh nothing much, nice day.

Nice day for a bombing.

Yeah, nice bombing weather.

Hey.

Bombing weather, bombing weather.

Sounds harmless enough, innocent stuff. But let's take a look in and find out what's cookin'.

Bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather.

The hot air is blowing, a rumor is growing.

They're gonna b*mb us, they're about to b*mb us, they bombed us, they're gonna b*mb us.

Did you hear about the terrible bombing last night?

Well, I heard it on good authority that.

Balloon juice, it's phony but uh... it makes nice baloney.

That's right, exaggerate it, stretch it, multiply it.

Now sh**t off your face and baloney is flying all over the place.

Worst air raid of the w*r.

Yeah, they blasted hell out of the Brooklyn Bridge.

Vienna was wiped out.

What's the matter with our planes? They popped 'em off like kites.

Them parachute troops landed right on the White House lawn.

The Florida coast is lousy with invasion pods.

Just a minute, bud, did you know that we have nothing to fight with?

That our shells are all duds?

And the Japs are in California.

Wait until you see their new secret weapon.

This may surprise you, but they're attacking this very camp.

You can't get away.

The Russians are surrendered.

The British are quitting.

The Chinese gave up.

It's all over, we lost the w*r.

Rumors!

Nice weather for a rumor, ain't it?