Fighting Tools (1943)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

Oh, I'll be the w*r's greatest hero, with these g*ns I have nothing to fear-o.

My g*ns are the best, they can meet any test.

Oh I'll be the w*r's greatest hero.

Oh, I'm the world's best damn fighting machine-o, them Nazis will learn what I mean-o.

My wonderful g*ns will m*rder them bums and I'll bury them in the latrine-o.

Stick 'em up or I'll blow your brains out!

Ach, what a r*fle, Comrade!

Mmm, that r*fle looks just a bit gooey, if you think I am scared you're plum screwy.

Go and fire away but your damn g*n's full of muck and nothing comes out but just ptooey.

Oh, what a g*n, I'm defeated.

Such a g*n just can't be beated.

Tsk tsk tsk.

That g*n was neglected, no water connected, no wonder it got overheated.

Now in the German army my lieberhare, our weapons work fine cause we give them great care.

Yipe.

Ohh.

Ach, now I'm sunk, I am thinking.

Oh, you're perfectly safe I am thinking.

It's musty and dusty and mighty damn rusty.

Conditions inside are just stinking.

Really they are.

What a dumb cup, what a clown.

Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down.

Oh, though like all careless gents, he winds up behind fence.

Snafu is the w*r's greatest zero.