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Hayseed (2023)

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Hayseed (2023)

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Reverend Dowding?

Hey, Joyce,

have you seen Reverend Dowding?

Willa?

Uh-uh.

That's great. Thanks.

Hey, Bob,

have you seen the reverend?

-What's that?

-It's almost 5:00.

People are gonna start

getting here soon.

Have you seen Reverend Dowding?

-Nope. Not this morning.

-Okay.

Um, what about Duck or Don?

Duck got here before me.

Should be setting up

at the amphitheater.

-Okay. Thank you.

-Mm-hmm.

Reverend Dowding?

Reverend?

The Spartans opened

at minus three and a half,

but that got quickly

bet up a point

against the RedHawks

of Miami of Ohio.

Respected money has come in

heavily on at the Spartans.

Sparty has been one of the most

profitable teams

in the country,

boasting and against

the spread record of 5 and 1.

Most recently,

they covered last Saturday

as four-point favors

on the road at Rutgers.

However, they haven't found

much success in ball games.

Spartans have lost

and failed to cover

in three consecutive

postseason games.

Flagstone Farm Credit has

served the Emmaus community

and their fellow Michiganders.

Go see why Mid Michigan trust...

Hey.

Welcome to the Warbler's Nest.

...all their financial needs.

Building faith,

building loyalty.

Flagstone Farm Credit.

Welcome back. More layoffs

after construction

spending fell again...

...resulting in a steep

decline of commercial projects.

- How will this impact Mid Michigan...

- -Sorry.

Oh, uh, coffee?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

You know what?

We actually can't do refills

unless it's a mug

from our place.

-Yeah. I'll grab you

some though.

-I got my own...

But first, Emmaus mourns

the death of a beloved reverend

- after an accidental drowning

in the church baptismal pool.

Reverend Edgar Dowding,

an inspiring community leader

and a man of faith...

-Here you go.

-...was laid to rest in Emmaus

Cemetery yesterday afternoon.

Service at Emmaus Holy

has been suspended

until further notice.

It's been the opposite tune

for Miami of Ohio.

The RedHawks are 4-1 ATS

in their last five ball game,

including three straight covers.

Halfway through the year,

Michigan State has crept

into the national title talk

as they're now 9 to 1 to make

the College Football Playoff,

but still...

- ...a 75 to 1 long shot to win

the national championship.

The only positive

for the RedHawks

is that they are coming off...

What the hell is it?

Where are you?

I got you, mother...

Tracking device?

Terrific.

Okay--

Okay.

Everybody.

-Uh, excuse me--

-Everyone,

Kyle's trying to speak.

- How long is this gonna take, Kyle?

- -We're almost ready

- for you. We, we'd like to see

you all one by one.

Well, Katie's covering my shift.

She's an idiot.

Hey, Kyle. Who's that?

Well, that's

Investigator Hobbins.

-I thought

we were talking to you.

-Yeah, yeah, what is this?

- Some sort of bait and switch?

- Oh, no, no, no.

This is strictly a courtesy,

so the investigator here

can make his report.

I'm first.

Mm.

I'm, uh,

Investigator Leo Hobbins.

I'm conducting this interview

on behalf of my client--

Where is that thing?

On behalf of my client,

Greater Lakes Insurance.

We buried our reverend

only yesterday.

So I hope

your little investigation

won't cause no more pain

than is necessary.

Well, I'll do my best,

Mrs. Metts.

It's Joyce...

...and I'm unwed.

So you're not police.

No. I'm a private investigator

with the deceased's

insurance company,

Well, look,

I don't know you from Adam,

- but I agreed to come down here to speak...

- -Thanks again, Don.

...because Kyle asked me nicely,

and I'm here for him.

So I'm gonna give you

the benefit of the doubt

that you're a decent man.

Phew. I'm all sweaty.

Sorry.

Um, so how long

is this gonna take?

-All right,

we're here with Benjamin--

-Uh, call me Duck.

Duck McIlrath.

Bob? Bob!

Bob!

Oh, w-- were you saying

something?

- Yes.

- You're gonna have to speak up.

Darlene Halsey...

...Emmaus Holy's secretary.

Uh, so you and the reverend

had a close

working relationship.

He trusted me.

Gave me a lot of responsibility.

Um, when I was, uh,

trying to afford junior college,

he gave me a job

when nobody else would.

Well, I idolized him.

Lord, we call upon you

this morning for your mercy...

I'm not supposed

to say it like that,

but you know what I mean.

He took a chance on me.

Gave me a place

where I felt needed.

Like I mattered.

He is...

...was an amazing person.

You're currently a member

of the Emmaus Holy congregation?

I've been to every Sunday

service since I was born.

...for the blessings

you've showered down upon us

this morning.

We ask that--

We ask that you continue

to keep us in your care

and bless all of us.

Well, I guess it was

a couple weeks back

the reverend asked me

to come out and help with the

setup for the sunrise service.

Uh, it's for the church's

anniversary.

Reverend was planning on doing

his sermon outdoors at sunrise.

I mean, that man'd say, "Jump,"

I'd say, "How high?"

We were prepping

for the breakfast

which was to follow the sermon,

uh, for about 50 or so.

See, I'm a waitress

at the Warbler's Nest.

It's where the business

in this town gets done.

How long you been there?

Since I was Willa's age.

She works there too, part-time,

until she goes away to college.

I really hate this place,

and I cannot wait to leave.

She got herself

a scholarship to LSU.

She is so talented.

Uh, well, that morning,

uh, I was loading the chairs

up in the back of my truck,

and then I took 'em over

to the amphitheater,

and I, uh, waited

for Mr. Fulcher to show.

Sounds like a lot

to move by yourself.

Well, my GMC's got a 6-liter

and a 6-inch lift to fit my 38s.

Mudder tires.

Oh, well, yeah.

Where'd you say

you're from again?

When did, uh,

Mr. Fulcher arrive?

Well, I pulled up about 4:00.

Maybe a little later.

And, and I got keys,

so it was no big deal for me

to open the garage

and get started on work.

And Big Man showed up

about 30 minutes later.

- Big Man?

- Mr. Fulcher.

Why Big Man?

'Cause he parades around like

he owns the whole town.

Let's just say if I could

buy him for what he's worth

and then sell him

for what he thinks he's worth,

well, I would be sitting pretty.

Let's start with the morning

of the 2nd.

Excuse me.

Would you do us a favor

and get us some coffee?

-Do I look like your errand boy?

-You want me to answer that?

Kyle, I'd greatly appreciate it.

I'm not gonna like you, am I?

Ridiculous. Everyone likes me.

For you, Darlene.

-Are you here to help?

-Doing my job, ma'am.

-I know why you're here.

-Why all the secrecy?

I'm the beneficiary

on the policy.

It wasn't suicide.

He was m*rder*d.

Yeah, okay. Look, this isn't

how this kind of thing

typically works.

You tell me a story,

I write a report,

and my boss rubber-stamps

"denied" on the cover.

Why do you think the claim came

across your desk so quickly?

Reverend died

less than a week ago.

I wouldn't have a clue, ma'am,

because they tell me where to be

and I go.

You were a cop, right?

I'm just trying

to get out of here, okay?

So, uh,

let's just make it easy--

I had the lawyer

call the insurance company,

expediting an investigation.

What? Nolan Seeks?

-Yep.

-Why did you do that?

Because I don't want the money.

I need to know--

Well, that does make it easier.

My employers will be thrilled.

I need to know

what happened to the reverend.

-Why not go to the police?

-Of course, I did.

Nobody in this town

seems to care.

I went to the insurance company

out of desperation.

Yep.

That's right.

I lived my entire life

in Emmaus.

I was, uh, actually

one of the last babies delivered

in Emmaus Hospital

before they stopped doing that.

Oh.

Thank you, Kyle.

Did you happen

to see Darlene Halsey

that particular morning

when you came in?

I did.

-How did she seem?

-I don't know. Oblivious.

-How so?

-Look, I don't think

I'm alone here.

Darlene is a classic bimbo.

Oh. I, I didn't get

that impression.

Well, that's because

you're a man.

You should see the men

in here on Sunday.

Every Sunday morning

with her famous coffee cake.

They line up for it.

And it's not for the cake.

I promise you that.

That Darlene's a real peach,

isn't she?

That coffee cake isn't homemade.

She brings a box in here,

and she's working everybody.

Known her ever since she started

working in this church.

Real nice girl.

Seems like the loyal kind.

How's that?

Well, she'd do anything

for the reverend.

She was his right hand

and everything.

I knew it

from the moment I met her.

She had her hooks

in the poor reverend.

She is a temptress.

A Delilah.

So, um, I went

to the fellowship hall,

and I found Bob there

setting up tables and chairs.

He said he was

the first to arrive.

He had unlocked the door.

Hadn't seen Reverend Dowding.

Bob's the church organist?

- Yeah.

And you have been here

almost as long

as the reverend was?

Yeah, I, I played organ.

Uh, it was after 5:00, so...

Uh, we were supposed

to start the service at 6:00.

So I thought to check

the sanctuary

in case he, I don't know,

snuck in

without anyone noticing.

I walked into the sanctuary,

and, um...

...all the lights were off.

No sign of him.

And that's when I heard

what, um,

sounded like running water.

I haven't cried

since I found him.

What do you make of that?

Let's take a break.

Thank you

for bringing the dessert.

It looks mighty good.

Thanks, Kyle.

It's got sugar and spice

and everything nice.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You ask me to bring

all these good people

back in for questioning,

go over it all again.

I don't get it.

See, the medical examiner

calls Reverend Dowding's death

an accident,

but the insurance company

isn't satisfied

with their conclusions.

That's why they hired me.

-To prove it a suicide.

-Oh, come on.

- An incontestable clause.

- Yeah, sure.

You know, it's to, to prevent

someone from purchasing coverage

-with the intent

of k*lling himself.

-I'm familiar.

Okay.

We had good people

working on this.

If they say it was an accident,

it was an accident.

How about that the reverend

changed his primary beneficiary?

Now that's his prerogative,

but, uh,

one day later, he's found dead,

that, that's gonna raise

a few red flags.

Huh.

-Who did he add?

-Hey.

Care for some coffee cake,

Investigator Hobbins?

Um, all full on pork rinds.

Thank you.

Okay. I'll try

not to take it personally.

How well do you know her?

Darlene?

Well, um, she was a few grades

behind me in school.

Uh, she might have

a screw loose.

Uh... she's kind of

the groupie type.

Always getting passed around

like a party favor

behind the bowling alley

after the punk rock shows.

You had a crush on her,

I'm thinking,

about the eighth grade.

So you grew up here in Emmaus?

Uh...

believe me,

Emmaus was not my top pick

for post assignment, but...

...this town

is like a black hole.

-Well, Kyle--

-Trooper Gellis.

Yeah. His policy term stipulate

that if it was a suicide,

the death benefits

cannot be paid out.

You were a first responder.

Give me the highlights.

Well, a few local boys and I

were the first to arrive,

followed by the EMTs

and the Medical Examiner.

The reverend

was pronounced dead,

calling it an accident,

and that was corroborated

by the on-scene investigation.

The ME concluded that,

uh, Dowding,

while starting the water

for the baptismal pool,

was holding

a 50-pound fieldstone.

Right. I mean,

-perhaps he was using it

to weigh himself down.

-No.

Uh, he just slipped and cracked

the back of his head.

Just, uh-- Okay,

but that doesn't explain

the rock.

Look, we did an autopsy.

Uh, granted, there was

a bit of a disagreement.

-My bread and butter.

-Uh, there was no melodrama.

-I'm sure.

-The coroner report notes

injuries consistent with trauma

along the lambdoid suture,

while the death certificate

reads "death by drowning."

It's a slip and fall.

-It was a tragedy.

-Yeah.

I'm guessing Emmaus doesn't see

a whole lot of, uh,

- crime scenes.

- No.

Uh, we have the, uh,

occasional break-in,

uh, overdose, house fire.

Wait, y--

you're not suggesting...

-Holy sh--

-Shh.

Can you tell me

about your credit union?

Flagstone Farm Credit.

Why? City feller like you

need a loan?

-Humor me.

-All right then.

Well, uh, Flagstone

is an institution around here.

Now, I am the owner, but, uh,

it goes back three generations

in my wife's family.

We have over

$100 million in assets.

Provide short, long-term loans,

equipment, building leases,

crop insurance

throughout the state.

And here's the thing.

We're old school. Hmm?

Hell, we'd lend on a handshake

-if we could.

-Got it.

Can you walk me

through that Saturday?

Well, I was down at the office

on Main Street most of the day.

I said my goodbyes

to the employees. Told them,

"Have a good weekend."

And then I came out here

to speak with Reverend Dowding.

Uh, what was the nature

of the conversation

with the reverend?

Well, we just discussed

what needed to get done

the following day.

That's not a conversation

you could have discussed

-over the phone?

-No.

No, see, I like to look a man

in the eye when I talk with him.

Well, it was Saturday,

so I slept in.

I probably got to the church

around noontime.

Uh, I gassed up the mower,

and I got started on the lawn.

Takes about four hours

when you factor in

all the trim work.

That's your routine?

Um, well, yeah.

At least

for the last two years now.

It, uh,

it keeps me busy.

I'm in the program.

You know, AA.

I actually, uh...

I actually got

my two-year chip right here.

Yeah. I had

my very first meeting

in this, uh, this room.

The reverend, he got me

on the right path

and also, I, uh...

...well, I owe him everything.

So you finished mowing?

- Yep.

And what did you do afterwards?

I locked up the mower,

grabbed some shag ba*ls,

and I went

to the softball field.

That was about 5:00.

Alone?

Can you walk me through

last Saturday night?

And I kno--

I know you were with Duck,

so you don't have to lie

to me about that.

- Did he say that?

- Yeah.

Ugh. He's such a loser.

We're not even together anymore.

I was helping her

with her pitching.

She's gonna be pitching

at LSU next fall.

Nice.

Stop dropping your shoulder.

She's incredible.

I mean, that girl has

a 74-mile-per-hour fastball.

I'm not kidding.

I've, I've clocked it.

-Oh, my--

-I just, you know,

I, I kept him around

'cause he was fun, you know?

But then he just got all weird

and serious and...

I don't know. We broke up.

Okay.

All right. Well, can you, uh,

can you walk me through

your day from the morning?

What did you do first?

I went to work.

Mm. What do you do there?

Well, no one really trusts me

to do anything there,

so I, I kind of do the odd jobs.

Hmm. What kind of odd jobs?

I clean the menus.

And I roll the silverware.

Yeah, stuff like that.

Well, how come

they don't let you wait tables?

That's where the tips are.

Well...

I had a couple incidents.

Few times,

I gave the wrong change.

But it's not because

I was stealing or anything.

It was just.... The numbers

get flipped around for me.

Plus, I'm a really good drawer.

I decorate the specials board

if you've seen it.

What did you do

after your shift?

Uh, well, technically,

I get off at 3:00.

But I had a tanning appointment

at 3:00,

so I cut out a little bit early.

People are still tanning?

-Yeah.

-Okay.

-So what did you do

after tanning?

-Nothing.

Must have done something.

Oh, I met Duck.

- Hey. Come in.

- At five o'clock?

So what did you do between

tanning and meeting Duck?

k*ll time.

It was a beautiful night.

Went to the dam.

Uh, we got burgers,

watched the sunset.

Man, she's so beautiful.

I love burgers.

And then...

And then what?

What are you talking about?

Um, she and I

got into an argument.

Duck thinks that

every conversation we have,

uh, is an argument.

Would you mind telling me

what the argument was about?

Uh, you know, the future.

She's, uh, she's going off

to Louisiana and, uh...

well, it recently

occurred to me that...

...I'm not invited.

He was talking about Louisiana,

about some card,

the jeep that I'm gonna have.

And then I told him,

"You know what, like,

it's not gonna happen,"

you know?

Everyone's got

big dreams, and...

Then he got a phone call.

I heard the voice.

It was a, it was a woman's.

And he went off

and took the call.

When he came back, I, I,

I pressed him on it, and...

...the stupid sh*t lied to me

and said that him and Don

were gonna go...

have plans

in the morning or something.

So, it,

it was, uh, maybe, you know,

after 10:00, 11:00,

when I dropped her off

at her mom's house.

And then I went home after that.

I had an early morning.

You-- I'm curious.

Why the name Duck?

I don't know. I, I just like it.

I kind of thought

other people were supposed

to give you nicknames.

You can give yourself

a nickname.

Sure. Why not?

You know, I'm of the mindset

that it's up to me

to change my circumstances.

How do you mean?

Well, like, one day,

I'm gonna get Willa to marry me.

I'm gonna convince her that,

that I'm not some loser.

You know,

I, I, I ain't got any money now,

but someday I will, and...

...then I'm gonna ask her

for her hand in marriage.

Saturday, I was reviewing

the contractor proposals

on the new addition.

Did you notice the, uh,

concrete slab behind the church?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Um, it's supposed to be a, um,

gymnasium/rec center

if it's ever finished.

The board's hoping to draw

more young people.

Must have been

a little after 4:00.

Yeah, that sounds right.

I was packing up for the day.

Um, the reverend told me

to call the security company.

Um, he's-- he'd noticed that

one of the cameras was out.

We, we'd had a break-in

the night before.

Someone broke in that Friday?

Yeah, Lester Sederland tried

to steal some AV equipment

out of the sanctuary.

He was arrested.

Nothing was taken, so...

This Mr. Sederland is a member

of the congregation?

Uh, no.

Put it this way.

He's on a first-name basis

with the, uh,

correctional officers at County.

My roommate,

uh, is a nurse at County,

so she's got lots of stories.

How did they catch Sederland

this time?

Reverend Dowding

happened to be there.

He caught him in the act.

So you were packing up,

and the reverend asked you

to look into getting

the cameras fixed?

Just the one. But yes.

And then after

I left for the day.

I guess it was around 5:00,

when I was walking to my car.

Yeah, I remember

seeing Don Fulcher's car

in the parking lot.

Why does that stick out?

I guess I thought it was odd.

His car was parked

on the far side

of the parking lot.

Some people will park far away

to avoid a door dent,

but it was a Saturday.

The lot was empty.

Anyway, um, I drove home,

and I was in for the night.

How well do you know Duck?

Ben? Not all that well.

He, he had mentioned that

he's done some work for you

in the past.

I guess a little. Hmm.

Pay him

to wax the car sometimes.

Climb up on the roof,

fix a shingle,

that sort of thing.

Once hired him to, uh,

tear down a sheet metal hanger

my father had built.

Duck works for you.

Like I said, here and there.

See, we've got

a lot of property. Big farm.

There's a lot

that needs to get done.

Like, for instance, uh, mowing

our mile-long grass runway.

So tell me about this runway.

Fulcher Landing Strip. Yes, sir.

Planes have been a big part

of my family my whole life.

You know, it's even on them

video game flight simulators.

It was like any other Saturday.

I had a double

at the Warbler's Nest,

but then

something caught my ear.

It was that gal

down at Nolan Seeks' law office.

- Is that the, the reverend's attorney?

- -Yes, that's him.

His assistant, Michelle, was in

picking up his to-go order.

She said that she heard

that Darlene was added

to the Reverend Dowding's will

as the primary beneficiary.

Do you think, uh,

Darlene and the reverend

were in, uh,

some kind of a relationship?

That was the sentiment.

I always knew

that Darlene was no good.

You know, I hear reverend

willed his farm to that gal.

Reverend didn't have any kin,

and his wife died

several years ago,

so I guess it makes sense.

Anything else notable?

- Not really.

Don Fulcher and his wife

came in as I was leaving.

Why is that unusual?

She was going

on another trip to Miami.

A shopping trip. Again.

Why'd you say it like that?

Well, everyone knows

that Don's over his skis

in debt.

-What kind of debt?

-Well, word at the restaurant is

he bought a bunch of properties,

including the old forge.

The old factory when you enter

town, is that the--

Yes, the old Drop Forge.

It's an eyesore.

The market went south.

Well, that don't stop Jane.

Nope. Spend, spend, spend.

She's always going on trips.

She thinks she's entitled to do

whatever she wants.

You said you were at home

from 11:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m.

Yeah...

that's, uh, that's right.

Do you have anyone

to corroborate that?

To what?

Can anyone say

that you were there?

Uh, no, I, I live alone.

Are you sure

you didn't stop anywhere?

You didn't speak to anyone?

No. I went straight home.

And your roommate,

was she home?

Yeah, she was home

with me all night.

She'd corroborate that?

Hey, baby.

How was your day?

Good. How was yours?

She would.

- Try this.

- Ooh.

Might be hot.

-Mmm.

-You like it?

You're a very sexy

Italian grandma.

Mm-hmm.

I have the reverend's

phone records.

- He made a call to you

at 7:00 p.m.

That call lasted one minute,

sixteen seconds exactly.

Why did he call you?

Last minute details

about the service.

I have to go.

How did he sound?

Fine. Totally normal.

-Reverend?

-Thank you for coming.

Is everything okay?

Darlene, I,

I'm in a bit of trouble.

-What do you mean?

-I've been talking to the Lord,

and it's time I come clean.

I, I want to be free

of all this.

The details will come out,

eventually.

And when they do,

I, I want you to understand

-my involvement

was for the right reasons.

-Reverend,

-you're starting to scare me.

-Oh, no, no, no.

Don't be frightened.

I need you to do

something for me,

and you can't ask any questions.

Is everything okay?

You didn't answer my question.

-What was that?

-Are you here to help?

- Nobody in this town seems to care...

- -He just slipped--

...I went to the insurance

company out of desperation.

- If it was a suicide...

- -It wasn't suicide.

...the death benefits

cannot be paid out.

Hey, uh...

Look, I, I played ball.

You, you got to ask

your questions

and, and have your fun.

You want my job?

Do you want my job?

'Cause it's not all, what is it,

bells and whistles, Kyle.

I'm a lackey.

I mainly follow around

poor people claiming disability,

waiting outside of apartments,

hanging in stairwells,

biding my time

until they slip up.

And they always do.

And with the time I put in,

I'm lucky if I break

minimum wage plus mileage.

And wouldn't you know it,

now they got a GPS

in my car ensuring

not to spend a cent more.

-So maybe questioning

those people in there is a--

-Oh. Oh,

I don't, I don't care.

-One day you will.

-How's that?

One day you'll look in a mirror,

and nobody will be looking back.

So, Miss Halsey...

...told me she had Nolan Seeks

contact the insurance company

pushing for an investigation?

-Is that right?

-Uh, that is right.

She is the new benefactor

on the reverend's

life insurance policies, so...

Really?

Look, th-- there's no reason to, to drag this out.

Mr. Fulcher,

boastful in his exaggerations,

possibly even lying at times.

Granted they all seem

to be withholding.

It came up

that he's overleveraged.

Took a beating a few years ago,

taking on too much

real estate debt

in a bearish economy,

betting it would rebound,

it hasn't.

Come on. O-- Okay,

th-- that's enough.

Miss Betts, a jealous and...

...desperate gossip.

Is it possible

she couldn't tolerate

the reverend's rejection

of her advances?

You can't be serious about this.

Or did the reverend

attempt to split up

McIlrath's amour fou

with his high school girlfriend?

His bad nerves,

and the fact that

he has keys to the building...

...and absolutely no alibi

doesn't bode favorably

for Mr. Duck.

It's an accident.

Not suicide.

Not a m*rder.

Someone...

...betrayed

their beloved reverend,

and I intend to find out.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

We, we are done.

I, I wasted my whole morning

so that you could come out here

and, and play dress-up.

Oh, you know what's needed here?

-What's that?

-Police work.

You don't have my support.

And you won't have

Emmaus PD's either.

There, there's nothing to find

that we haven't already.

And if I do?

You can go door to door,

Knock yourself out.

There are thousands

of miles of road

that need patrolling, so...

I'm done.

Yeah.

Quack, quack.

- Have you seen my keys?

- Jeez.

Is there a set of, set of,

set of keys over there?

Yeah. No,

they're in the wheelbarrow.

Something caught my ear.

It was that gal down

at Nolan Seeks' law office.

The reverend's attorney?

- Darlene was added

to Reverend Dowding's will

as the primary beneficiary.

- Hello.

How may I help you?

- Nolan Seeks?

-He's taking his lunch.

-I won't be long.

Uh...

Nolan Seeks?

You, you need to make

an appointment.

Leo Hobbins, investigating

Edgar Dowding's death.

Look, you know I can't give you

anything, right?

Fine.

Make it quick.

What do you need to know?

How well did you know

the reverend?

Ed? Ed, Ed and I go

a while back.

Darlene Halsey?

She'd been here a few times.

Come on. A few times?

I take care of legal stuff.

Um, drafting documents,

setting up trusts

for the church.

She sent over contracts

for me to review.

Things like that.

She did tell me you contacted

the insurance company

on her request.

Who are you again?

I'm the insurance investigator.

I tried to tell her.

-Tell her what?

-Take the money.

Look, that girl didn't get

a fair shake from the get.

Her mother was an addict.

I came up with her aunt

who raised her.

She was on dialysis and died

when Darlene was a teen.

That house

that she lives in now,

that was hers.

But tell you what,

it's more of a burden

than it's worth

It's mortgaged to high heaven.

Darlene had nothing.

When I heard that,

that it was an accident--

You believe that?

What are you really asking?

Would he have k*lled himself?

No. He, he didn't.

Doesn't make any sense.

Why is Darlene Halsey

so unpopular

with the Emmaus Holy

Church folk?

I suspect some folks were

concerned that she had Ed's ear.

-On what?

-She... pushing back

on some of the church's changes.

So, Edgar was your friend.

We were both hobby farmers.

We...

We'd visit, drink coffee,

and, and gripe

about our problems.

I don't know

what got bigger,

the world or its problems.

Anyway... Emmaus Holy was

voting to change the name,

make it more modern

or something.

Ed came in with a copy of the,

the church's constitution.

He came in the next week

to make changes to his will.

He, he had me come in on...

That was last Saturday.

So not only did he...

he change

his life insurance policy,

but he changed his will

to include her.

He came in.

He sat

right where you're sitting.

He looked me clear in the eye,

and he stated

his last testament.

I know it sounds

out of the blue,

but you know people

are frequently prompted

to make a will or change it

for that matter.

You're right.

But he left her everything.

If you do your job,

that girl gets nothing.

Permits.

"Sign permit application."

All right, buddy.

Thanks for the Xerox.

Mr. Fulcher?

- Don, Don Fulcher. Hey.

- Hey.

You're not darkening my trail,

are you, Inspector?

No, no, not at all.

I just wanted to thank you

for your time earlier.

Is this your bank?

-W--

-Uh, my bank, actually.

Don just works here.

Inspector,

let me introduce you to, uh,

Jane Fulcher, my wife.

And she's correct.

This is her family's bank.

- Hmm.

- Three generations...

-Uh, four.

-...right?

I make four.

My great-grandfather started

Flagstone Farm Credit Union

in 1910.

Is that right? It was a pleasure

to make your acquaintance,

Mrs. Fulcher.

Uh... you're just coming back

from a trip, are you?

-Yes, just off the plane.

-Mm-hmm.

-Miami?

-How did you know that?

Huh, you packed

a fur coat for Florida.

I was questioning

some of the church members

earlier this morning.

- Your husband included.

- It just came up.

I was helping the man

with his investigation.

Well, you know,

small towns talk.

I hope

what they're saying is true.

Are you on the board

of Emmaus Holy as well,

Mrs. Fulcher?

Yes, I am.

But we prefer

going by the new name.

Uh, you know what?

We do need to get going.

You said "new name." What is it?

Long day of travel.

You understand.

Not running away on me,

Don, are you?

Run? Hell,

run ain't in my constitution--

- Don, now.

- You have a great day.

I'm just tidying up.

They haven't let me in here

since it happened, so...

What is all that?

Mock-ups for the new logo.

We were rebranding, so...

You don't sound too enthused.

Yeah. Well, the, uh...

the board was pushing

for a worship band,

a light show

and giant video screens.

More TED talk

than a sermon from the pulpit.

Yeah. Look at this.

Graphic designer

submitted this logo.

Just a lowercase letter "E."

You know, like Google.

Yeah, and, uh, another expert

suggested a bird mascot

lead Sunday school for the kids.

Consultant fees, designers.

It's just so much waste.

So much money spent

and for what?

I'm not even religious.

What the hell am I doing here?

I believe you.

I believe

the reverend was m*rder*d.

I have to figure out why.

Uh, before we go any further,

I gotta get something straight.

I never asked for a handout.

The insurance, the will.

I didn't ask for any of it.

Everything I have, I worked for.

So if we're gonna do this,

i-- it's gonna be

an uphill fight.

I mean, Trooper Gellis

isn't gonna help us.

It's-- We'll be starting

from scratch.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Getting started.

-There wasn't a camera

in the sanctuary?

-No. Just what you see.

And there's no footage

of the reverend

coming or going Saturday night

to Sunday morning?

No, nothing.

- Can I see the Sederland break-in?

-Yeah.

West side of the building,

parking lot,

all the entrances

are well covered.

Which camera

did you say went out?

This one over here.

- Ah.

- Camera 6.

Well, looks like

it was working fine

when Sederland broke in.

Mmm, what's in the safe?

Oh, uh, tithing

from the weekly collection.

So why go

for the sound equipment

and not the money?

He might have

if Reverend Dowding wasn't here.

Hmm.

Mm.

Let's, let it play.

Uh, yeah, sorry.

This is Saturday. I can go back.

Oh, no, h*-- hold it. That's it.

No, just, just watch that.

What do you see?

Watch for the camera

that went out.

Hmm.

That's the only camera between

this side of the building

and that entrance?

Uh, yeah. I believe so.

-Hmm.

-So, uh, how long

were you a cop?

Detective.

Just shy of 25 years.

-What happened?

-Ah...

I had a...

have a gambling problem.

The department paid off my vig

and I got a cardboard box

instead of a gold watch.

Mudder tires.

Cass!

Get out here, Cass!

Are you crazy? What the hell

are you doing here?

-Are you still selling--

-Get inside

before somebody sees you.

She shouldn't be smoking that stuff.

She could lose her scholarship--

Duck, I don't care.

You shouldn't be here.

It's not smart.

Yeah. What would you expect?

You, you, you're not returning

my texts or my calls.

-Do me a favor.

Delete my number.

-What are we gonna do?

We aren't gonna do anything,

Duck.

We aren't involved.

No, no, no.

You, you needed that money

just as much as I did.

It's the only reason why

I agreed to your crazy idea.

You're so stupid, you could

screw up boxed mac and cheese.

-I don't like

what you're implying.

-You had one job, Duck.

Wheel the safe out. In and out.

That's very simple.

-And now there is a dead body?

-You don't think I know that?

What are you doing here?

You should have skipped town.

Better yet, go k*ll yourself.

And how would that look, huh?

Me, me leaving town

after they found the body.

Who's the stupid one now, huh?

I mean, I spent all, all morning

in a interrogation.

-What?

-Yeah, they had, you know,

some private in--

investigator guy come in

and talk to all of us that were

at the church on Sunday,

-questioning us.

-What'd you tell him?

What'd you tell him, Duck?

All right.

Oh, look at here.

"Breaking ground.

Pouring cement."

Oh, yeah.

Wait, wait, what is this?

"Flag-- Flagstone Construction."

Well, okay.

Well, word at the restaurant

is he bought

a bunch of properties,

including the old forge.

The old factory

when you enter town?

Yes, the old Drop Forge.

Well, it's an eyesore.

The market went south.

Well, that don't stop Jane.

She thinks she's entitled to do

whatever she wants.

Hmm.

-Yo, you a cop?

-None of your business.

I can make it my business.

You wouldn't like it.

Pay's not enough.

Then what do you need?

You know,

I got that good RedHawk sh*t.

Just in.

Yeah, so we physically

have to detox

about 40% of the population

as they come in off the street.

Sad. And it's getting worse.

But they're all hooked

on opioids.

You know, he's probably

gonna be out of it.

He's been up puking

his guts out all night long,

but he's on the back end of it.

He should be

cognizant though.

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Will it be

all right with you

if I just,

just speak to him by myself?

Fine with me.

-I appreciate that.

-Yeah, sure.

Hey, Lester.

You got a guest.

Oh.

Who are you?

I'm Hobbins.

I'm, uh, investigating

the m*rder

of Reverend Edgar Dowding.

I've been in here since before

that old prick was k*lled.

So you believe he was k*lled?

You just said he was.

Didn't you?

Can you tell me what happened

that night? You broke into...

I'm ain't gotta speak to you.

But, I mean,

but you should know that I'm...

I've been tracking

your movements

the past couple of months,

and I, uh...

Okay.

Ah...

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I haven't been tracking

your movements.

I don't know you,

but if you want to gain favor

with the judge...

If there's anything

you can tell me that helps

with my investigation,

I will personally have

a conversation

with the prosecutor.

You have my word.

What do you wanna know?

Tell me what happened

that night.

Came in through a window.

It was unlocked.

Well, church folks

are a trusting lot.

Why'd you break in?

You needed to get high?

I can't really get high anymore.

I used to feel normal.

I, uh, I needed money.

They got some expensive

AV equipment

in that sanctuary.

Mixer alone

is worth a few grand.

I just got the case pried open

when I heard voices...

...coming from down the hall,

so, uh...

...I went to investigate.

Well, what did you see?

I seen that preacher man,

Ed Dowding...

...and cash. sh*t load of it.

Never seen so much money.

All stacked up on that table.

Looked like a g*dd*mn game show.

There was over $100,000 there.

Maybe more, I don't know.

I'd have k*lled Dowding

right then and there had

it not been for the other guy.

You said voices.

Someone was with him.

Who, who was with him?

Who, who was with him?

Who was it?

Oh. Uh, excuse me. I'll just,

just be a minute.

Best part of my day.

Has anyone ever told you

you have real pretty eyes?

Yeah, you. Three times a day.

Careful with this one.

He's a charmer.

Talks too much.

Don't you, Lester?

Well, I can think of a few ways

to remedy that.

No, thanks.

You look fine.

You don't need an IV today.

Be nice to your new friend.

She likes me.

But you should see

the other one.

Real smokeshow, man.

I'd do anything to get with her.

You said voices.

You said somebody was there.

Who was it?

It was the Big Man.

Don Fulcher.

- Bingo, Columbo.

- And still to come,

- why an Emmaus County

Correctional spokesman...

- ...said the jail's opioid...

- Katie.

-Hiya, Mr. Fulcher.

-How's my favorite waitress?

-Hmm, you know, quiet day, so...

-Oh.

Is, uh, Joyce around?

Uh, yeah.

Don.

-Hey.

-Come on back here.

I want you to know...

this is a loan.

I don't like

getting shaken down, Joyce.

-No, no, it's not like that.

-Mm.

What happened

to the money from before?

Oh, my mortgage.

This money is for Willa

to go visit LSU.

The plane tickets, the hotels,

it's all very expensive.

Well, happy to help.

She's a good kid.

Don, thank you

for understanding.

You bet.

Well, this is a lot more

than I need.

Well, your brother just got out,

didn't he?

Curtis? Yeah, a few weeks ago.

He's staying with you?

Till he can get on his feet.

Yeah, that's what I figured.

There's two grand in there.

Okay? That should help him out.

And I want you to know

it's not a loan.

It's a gift.

-Thank you, Don.

-You got it.

Thank you for understanding.

Of course I will need a favor.

Flagstone is an institution

around here.

Hell, we'd lend on a handshake

if we could.

"Flagstone Construction."

Uh, what was the nature

of the conversation

with the reverend?

Well, we just discussed

what needed to get done

the following day.

Why is Darlene Halsey

so unpopular

with the Emmaus Holy

Church folk?

I suspect some folks were

concerned that she had Ed's ear.

- On what?

- -She was pushing back on changes to the church.

It's just so much waste.

So much money spent,

and for what?

Drafting documents, setting up

trusts for the church.

- Hello.

-Hey, I need to see what you have on the books.

Make me a Xerox.

Uh, I can email the spreadsheet.

Yeah, I don't really do emails.

I'd like to see

what you have on the trust

and anything

on this new construction.

-Thanks, Darlene.

-Okay.

Duck?

What the hell

are you doing here?

I was about to ask you the same.

I'm supposed to be here.

Yeah, the reverend,

he, um, he pays me every week

to mow his lawn.

Oh. Careful

you don't get stiffed.

No, you know, it's, um...

...it's out of respect.

What, um...

...what did you say

you're doing here?

Is everything all right there,

Duck?

Well, uh...

...Willa left me.

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

I don't need your sympathy.

Sure you're gonna be okay?

Look, why don't you just

leave me be, all right?

I need to mow this whole lawn

before sundown.

You never mowed a lawn

in your life.

All right.

Oh, one last question, Duck.

W-- why did you disable

the security cameras

at the church?

Why don't you go to hell?

- Well, that's not

very Christian-like.

You should know

that I found your tire tracks.

What'd you call them? Mudders?

Mm.

That don't mean sh*t.

Yeah?

Now you remember

that big word from earlier?

Corroborate.

Corroborate. Yeah,

well, hey, hey, hey,

-wait. What i--

-That's it.

- Corroborate.

- There you go.

Corroborate.

Corroborate.

Every time

that I get stuck in traffic

I'm just gonna turn

my sirens on

Then all of the cars

will part like magic

Pedal to the metal

and I'm gone

Kyle?

Trooper Gellis.

I can hear you there.

How'd you get this number?

Darlene gave to me.

Now, listen, I'm heading over

to Emmaus PD.

I have something

you need to take a look at.

-Christ.

-Yeah.

Hey. Go.

Cassandra?

Cass?

You're home?

Holy sh*t.

That's half a million dollars.

I've never seen

anything like it.

Hey there, you've reached

Greater Lakes Insurance.

Please leave a message

and one of our agents

will get back to you soon.

Oh, oh, one sec. Sorry.

All right. Thank you.

Mind if I just hop in with you?

-How's the investigation going?

-Well, other than being

run off the road

by a g*dd*mn lunatic,

I got this.

"To my flock.

Nothing prepares you

for how ministry

can drain you emotionally,

leaving you in pain,

or even worse,

feeling numb or in despair.

I chose to extinguish

my physical body

so that my soul may return home.

I hope that you can move

from this anguish

and resentfulness

and find a place of peace

and acceptance in my decision.

It is my wish that my actions

might not scatter my flock,

but instead force

a coming together

of the congregation.

I pray they can move forward

and accomplish great things

by building something higher

than us for his glory."

What is it?

Suicide note.

Signed Edgar V. Dowding.

It looks like the real deal.

Well...

look at that.

Police work.

-Can--

-Feel good about yourself?

Can I see the envelope again,

please?

Um...

That is, uh, postmarked

the Monday after his death.

So what? He wrote it

and put it in the box

the Saturday night before.

No collections on Sundays.

If he left it in his mailbox

with the flag up,

the next pickup

would have been that Monday.

Okay, fine, but, uh,

why mail a suicide note

in the first place?

And, uh, this is

"Return To Sender,"

and it bounced back.

Is that,

is that the right address

for this police department?

Well, actually, no.

We are 223 Main, not 322 Main.

I think that's the closed

flower shop down the street.

So he made an error.

Big deal.

The, the man clearly wasn't

in the right frame of mind.

We have a note.

I think we're done.

You don't want a handwriting

comparison, forensic analy--

Hobbins, you did it.

You proved us all wrong.

You, you should be proud.

Your, your employer happy.

Well, all right, may-- maybe

it's better this way.

-Yeah?

-Of course not!

-What's wrong with you?

-You know you're talking

to police, right?

-Am I? 'Cause I don't see

sh*t getting done here.

-Okay, Poirot.

This sideshow is over.

-Go home.

-Young guy like you

needs to understand.

-To get respect,

you have to earn it.

-Yeah, keep talking--

-You can't just wear

these bells and whistles.

-I'll hit you with obstruction.

Everybody in this town

calls you by your first name.

-You're like the little boy

they grew up with.

-Enough!

All right, I'm leaving.

What are you looking at?

What do you mean, turn it in?

The reverend

trusted me with this.

He said if something bad

were to happen to him,

I should bring this bag

to Emmaus PD.

Well, something bad happened.

Yeah, that could be

the right thing.

God, this is all just so crazy.

I know it is, baby. I know.

But what if we kept it?

What?

What if we kept the money?

We could get out of this town.

We can go to the beach,

open a little B&B

like you talked about.

-N-- No, Cass, I can't.

-Why?

There's nothing here for you.

There is nothing here for us.

What are you holding on to?

This is my home.

It's okay. I'm okay.

It's fine.

-You know you mean

the world to me, right?

-Hmm.

Well... big things

are happening.

You know, I'm making moves.

I want you to know

that I am gonna be able

to provide for you.

What are you talking about?

I wanna take care of you.

You know, I'm, I'm, I'm fixing

to move on out of here.

Down south.

Buy me and you

a big house in Baton Rouge.

-Stop.

-No, I'm serious, Willa.

I see, uh, a big backyard,

barbecues.

I'll buy you a little jeep.

Any color you want.

Hey.

You know that

they eat alligators down there?

You're not moving to Louisiana.

Big things are happening, Willa.

You'll see.

Oh.

Baby, we have been treading

water in this town for years.

-Now is our time to get out.

-The reverend was k*lled.

And he's gone now.

You can't bring him back.

Besides, no one knows

you have the money, right?

Let's just disappear.

Nobody just forgets

about half a million dollars.

Well, we'd be long gone

before anyone realized

it was missing.

Somebody's gonna come

looking for it, babe.

We are too smart.

They'd never find us.

Cass, the longer

I have this on me,

the worst things are gonna get.

You're not leaving

with that money.

-What?

-You're not leaving

with that money, sweetheart.

That's exactly what I--

No, you're not.

Baby, I'm not gonna let you

do something stupid.

You're planning on sh**ting me?

I just wanted this for us.

That was the whole idea.

Baby, let's just leave tonight.

We can leave all this behind us.

Yeah.

Look, everybody knows

why you're here.

- For the eggs.

- I'm here for the eggs.

-Nope. That's not what I heard.

-What's that?

I heard that

somebody k*lled that reverend,

and you're gonna find out who.

If it's any comfort to you,

there's almost never

a second sh**ter.

Wait. OMG.

-What?

-He got shot?

I didn't know that.

Just a figure of speech.

- Oh.

-Don't believe

everything you hear.

-Yeah, whatever.

I'll take a beer. Thank you.

Oh.

- Hello?

-Well, as I live and breathe, I've been trying to call you.

-We found his note.

-What?

Turns out he k*lled himself.

I came from the police station.

I've been told to pack it up.

I thought you should know.

No, no. Um, I, I'm coming

to you. Where are you?

Warbler's Nest.

Hey. Welcome

to the Warbler's Nest.

You wanna say something?

We can't talk here.

This is as good a place as any.

Besides, they have eggs.

What happened to your face?

What's in the bag?

Show me the note.

It's at the police station.

You know what that means,

don't you?

No. No, I don't know

what that means

because it's not real.

-It can't be real.

-Doesn't matter.

The police think it's real.

He didn't k*ll himself.

We bet wrong.

When you lose your money,

learn to lose.

Yeah, funny you should say that.

I haven't been, um,

completely honest with you.

Well, it might be a little late

for that, don't you think?

You gonna answer that?

You know how the reverend

called me on Saturday night?

Yeah.

It wasn't to talk

about the sunrise service.

Who's it?

It's the reverend.

Hello?

There was panic in his voice

when he asked to meet.

G-- um, yeah. Okay.

All right, I can, I can c--

I can come right over.

W--

-What does he want?

-Um, I have, I have to go.

I'm really sorry.

I'll, I'll be right back.

-Reverend?

-Thank you for coming.

I've never seen him

like that before.

He wasn't making any sense.

I've been talking to the Lord,

and it's time I come clean. I...

I wanna be free of all this.

The details will come out,

eventually.

And when they do,

I want you to understand

my involvement

was for the right reasons.

Reverend,

you're starting to scare me.

Don't be frightened.

I'm leaving my farm to you,

and, and my money.

- Everything. It's all yours.

- What?

Wait, what, what are you,

what are you saying?

I need you to do

something for me,

and you can't ask any questions.

Of course. You know

I'd do anything for you.

I know. That's why this pains me

the way it does.

I want you to take this bag

just for the night.

Don't open it.

If anything were

to happen to me, anything,

I want you to take it

to the police, understand?

Oh, don't cry.

It's better if I don't tell you

anything else.

I'm so proud of you.

You'll do good. I know it.

He put me in this position.

So you looked inside.

Yeah. Up until an hour ago,

it was hidden in my closet.

I had to know it.

It's not like I'm keeping it.

- Why should I care?

- He didn't k--

He didn't k*ll himself.

Well, the police

have a suicide note

that says otherwise.

Sure you don't wanna

answer that?

Cassandra saw me

with the duffel bag today.

So she looked in the bag.

She saw it as well.

So, he gives you a hundred grand

-and expects you--

-Five.

- What?

- Five.

Half a million dollars.

That's...

He expects you

to walk into the police station

with no other information.

We emptied the bag.

I didn't see anything

like a note.

Doesn't make any sense.

Did you check

all the pockets?

I don't know. I don't know.

It, it was a little overwhelming

seeing... ...half

a million dollars on my bed.

Mm, that'll do it.

I just wanted this for us.

- That was the whole idea, baby.

- Hey.

-Are you with me?

-Yeah. Sorry.

So just, like,

to understand this.

He gives you

a bag full of money.

The next day, he's found dead.

Let me show you something.

It doesn't,

it doesn't explain this.

What, no Xerox?

Trying to embrace technology.

That's not his handwriting.

Did you hear me? It's not his.

It's not enough.

Why not? We can, we can,

we can go to the police station.

We can show them the money.

We can show them the fake note.

It, it's gotta prove something.

Sure, turn yourself in.

-What?

-Hmm? Yeah.

Just-- You got cold feet.

You k*lled the reverend,

took the money,

faked the suicide.

I mean, you said yours--

The note is--

It's just a fake, right?

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Well, I know you didn't k*ll

the reverend. I know.

Look, just-- At least...

At least check the pockets.

There has to be something.

Okay. Okay.

Read this.

I, I got an idea.

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah.

Katie, it's on the table.

Where are you going? What--

You definitely overpaid.

Come on, keep up.

-Okay, so we're using the money

to draw them out.

-That's right.

-Great. What are we doing here?

-I need you

to shimmy up that fence.

Because somewhere in my car

is a small black GPS tracer.

I need you to find that.

I'll, I'll keep watch.

No.

That didn't work.

Great. Dogs.

- Did you get it?

- A piece of cake.

It's okay.

There, there. That's him.

Stay here.

RedHawk, I got a message

I need delivered.

-This look like the post office?

-More efficient.

All I need from you

is a phone call.

Tell your distributor I've got

something that belongs to him.

Tell him to meet me

at Emmaus Holy Church.

Thirty minutes.

Okay. Okay.

- Do you really think

this is gonna work?

Bet the reverend's farm on it.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

-What was that?

-What was that?

Come on.

-Duck.

-Oh, my God.

- All right, come on.

- There are some questions,

there are some questions

we have to ask you.

I'm gonna have to ask you

some questions.

Willa's right.

I can't do nothing right.

- Oh, come on.

- I can't even k*ll myself.

- Duck, you're gonna

get through this.

- You're gonna get through it.

-Willa.

Oh, Willa.

Pull yourself together, Duck.

I don't wanna live anymore.

I don't, I don't deserve it.

Oh, come on. No, no, hey.

L-- Let's, let's work the steps.

All right? What's that first one

in the Big Book?

Uh, I, I am, um,

I, I am powerless,

and, and my life

has become unmanageable.

All right, well,

under the circumstances, let's,

let's skip ahead to the next--

Duck, Duck,

we need your help, okay?

You, you need to tell us

what happened the night

that the reverend died.

Bedside manner.

But that's right.

What happened?

Cassandra, um...

Cassandra asked me in on a job.

How is she involved?

I met Cassandra through Willa.

Cass used to sell her weed.

I didn't approve of it,

but it's what Willa wanted.

- So sometimes

I would drive her over.

Hey, she wants you.

Uh, Cassandra, she, um...

-Knock, knock.

-...she was on duty

when they brought in Sederland.

Wait.

Wait.

He was out of his mind.

Seeing sh*t, she said.

Dowding's office.

There was a, there was

a lot of money in his office.

You're fine.

Cassandra, she, um...

Well, she's been talking

to Willa.

So she knew exactly

how to get to me.

Duck, imagine this life

that you could have with her.

Down in New Orleans.

You could buy her a house, Duck.

Said that we'd split it, 60-40.

Sounds pretty good, right?

She said it was enough

for me to start

a new life in Louisiana.

That's what,

that, that's what she said.

Well, after she said it...

It was the only way for me

to keep Willa in my life.

It was her idea

to disable the camera.

And all I had to do was wheel

the safe out on the dolly.

She had the whole thing

laid out.

It was supposed to be

an easy job.

Hello?

Yeah, we are.

You think I'm stupid?

I got this.

And then she'd get Darlene

to open it

- 'cause she has the codes.

- Are you insane?

What makes you think

I would have even gone for this?

Oh, and the, and the safe?

Yeah. The, the safe is bolted

to the floor from the inside.

-Wait, really?

-Yeah.

Oh, that...

That is a big oversight.

-You think?

-Yeah. Then what happened?

I seen a car

pull into the parking lot,

but I, I couldn't make him out.

They were driving around

the edge of the parking lot

skirting all the cameras.

And they, and they headed back

to the construction site

behind the church.

So I slipped out

the back to see

if I could recognize them.

That was a grave misstep

undermining us, Reverend.

I can't be

a part of this anymore.

This isn't a negotiation.

You'll do as you're told.

We might have saved him,

you know, if, if, if we could

have called an ambulance.

It's a g*dd*mn slip and fall.

Where's the money?

Hey. Okay, don't, don't sh**t.

We contacted you.

- The money now.

- I, I don't know

-what you're talking about, man.

-Hey, come out

from behind there.

Curtis?

Ben?

- Hot damn, that is you.

- Oh, Ben.

-He wasn't supposed to be here.

-Did, did you just get out?

What, wh-- what it's been?

Like, six years?

I'm sorry.

Do you two know each other?

Damn right we know each other.

This man right here

is the best shortstop

that ever graced

the Emmaus fields.

Aw hell, man. Thanks, man.

Look, man, I, I...

-I don't know anything

about any money though.

-Shut up, Duck.

Hey, you better start talking,

missy.

-Now I won't play nice

much longer.

-We contacted you.

This was supposed

to be a handoff.

Why'd you have to sh**t him?

I don't know. B--

But you better cooperate,

or you'll end up

like your friend.

Okay. Okay.

Ben, sorry,

I have to drag you into this.

Oh. I, I'm actually going

by Duck now.

Duck?

That's a, that's a stupid name.

Okay. C-- Can we all just,

like, calm down?

I'm gonna get you the money.

- Where is it?

- It's in the safe.

Yeah, and also,

it, it's bolted to the cement

-from the inside, so...

-I can take you to it.

Yeah, and you probably

don't wanna sh**t her 'cause

-she's the only one

who knows the combination.

-Thank you, Duck.

Now can you get that g*n

out of my face?

It's the second time today.

Ben, take the girl.

I told you...

...my name is Duck.

Do as you're told, idiot.

Okay. Come here.

-Get off.

-Okay.

Come on.

Thanks.

Hey, oy. Hey, she ain't

gonna say nothing, man.

Quack, quack.

Come on! Run! Run!

Go! Go, go.

Yeah, I thought we was friends.

You know what?

Screw you, Curtis.

- You never

were good at baseball!

You're only making things worse.

Find the girl. No loose ends.

Yeah?

-So, you, you got

something to say or--

-10-13. Officer down.

Emmaus Holy Church.

Hobbins? Hobbins, are you there?

Officer down.

Need backup at Emmaus Holy.

I want the money, Darlene.

Darlene,

give me the money.

It's too late, Cass.

It's already gone.

You ruined everything.

Hands!

Hands where I can see them.

Drop the g*n! On your knees.

Let me see your hands.

She's been shot.

She's not breathing.

Knowles, set a perimeter.

Drop the g*n. On your knees.

Show code four.

Suspect is in custody.

Requesting RA Unit.

-Curtis?

-Hey, how's your mama doing?

Must have ricocheted.

You're one lucky duck.

Police!

Hey, uh, how is the case

going so far?

Just as I was

beginning to like you.

Oh, come on, everybody likes me.

- Everyone likes me, right?

- Of course, Gellis.

Hey, is he gonna be all right?

Oh, I've never done this before.

Right.

The b*llet will be removed

at the hospital.

He'll be fine.

Why are you smiling?

It hurts like hell.

You see, I haven't been shot

in a while, you know.

I saw them drive off

with the money.

-It's gone.

-Just as planned.

Is this gonna work?

-Okay, ma'am,

we need to clear the vehicle.

-Yeah.

This is certainly unorthodox.

Well, I appreciate

the indulgence.

And... thanks for the ride.

-Hey. Thanks for the coffee.

-Oh, you bet.

Attention, everyone.

Investigator Hobbins has something he'd like to say.

Hey.

Well, Emmaus is a small town,

so I figured we should do this

in a small town way.

I believe the reverend's death

was not an accident.

-What is this?

-Somewhere in this room

is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Your beloved reverend

was m*rder*d.

And his k*ller is in this room.

Duck... step forward.

Duck, it's safe to say,

was in the wrong place

at the wrong time,

attempting to steal

the deposit safe

from the reverend's office.

The safe was,

one, bolted to the floor,

and, two, empty.

Whatever money he thought

he was going to find

was long gone.

The reverend had given it

to Darlene earlier Saturday.

If anything

were to happen to me,

I want you to take it

to the police.

And she hid it in her closet.

Unbeknownst to Cassandra,

who had the grand idea

to break into the church...

All you have to do

is go get the money.

...after hearing

a feverish story

-from Lester Sederland...

-All that money,

all that money in his office.

...jailed and detoxed

after breaking

into the church himself.

-This is too much too soon.

-Witnessing the reverend

and Don Fulcher arguing

over a pile of money.

Now, just a minute.

That's a bunch of nonsense.

That's not even the best of it.

I'll get back to you, Don.

So, our besotted friend Duck...

...thinking the spoils

of Cassandra's ploy

could win back the young Willa,

agrees to the heavy lifting.

As he was told, he cut

the security camera cable

and had a dolly at the ready.

But just as he made it

to the safe,

an uninvited guest

showed for the soiree.

But let us go back

an hour earlier

to the reverend's farm...

...where an unsuspecting Darlene

was just handed

a heavy duffel bag.

Like two ships in the night,

she passes Don Fulcher

who arrives at the house

to bully the reverend.

Don wanted to reaffirm

the reverend's loyalty,

and there was a struggle.

You can't prove none of that.

I believe you were worried

that he was gonna pull out

of your arrangement.

But... arrangement?

Well, I'll circle back to that

in due time.

Don here had been intimidating

the reverend for months,

and the reverend

could no longer stomach it.

Things escalated that Friday...

...when Sederland overheard

you two arguing

in the reverend's office.

The next day,

Saturday afternoon,

Don met the reverend

in the church parking lot.

What was it you said, Don?

You like to look

a man in the eye

when you're talking to him.

What, what was he doing

with the money?

Oh, come on, Kyle. You're not

buying his garbage, are you?

That was a grave misstep

undermining us, Reverend.

I can't be

a part of this anymore.

-This isn't a negotiation.

-You do as you're told.

No, we're building

something here.

We'll do it with you or we--

Turns out it was an accident.

At least it started that way.

-Hey!

-What the hell was that?

And Duck was there

to see everything.

No, no, no. No.

The reverend drownded. Fact.

It's drowned.

-But no.

-I've heard enough of this.

Kyle, do something

about this twit.

It's true.

I, I saw the whole thing.

The reverend wasn't dead yet.

-Hey, hey.

Hey, he, he needs help.

-No, no, no. All right.

-He needs help.

We gotta call someone.

-Just stop it.

-Call 911. Get an ambulance.

-Stop. Jane.

-Come on. Get an ambulance.

-She's-- Jane.

Duck brought the reverend

inside with his dolly

and placed him

in the baptismal pool,

hoping it would look

like an accident.

The rock was my idea.

I'd been using it

to weigh down the tarp

in my truck

so it wouldn't fly off

while I was driving.

Yeah, that, that was that.

But that's not where he died.

- You're out your damn mind.

And you ain't got

a shred of evidence.

Not a shred, no.

Just your word--

- Uh, and Duck's confession.

- We do have that,

but indulge me.

I'd like to take it

a bit further.

-Well, your brother

just got out, didn't he?

-Curtis?

Of course I will need a favor.

Curtis was hired to run me

off the road yesterday,

which really knocked around

the thoughts in my mind.

Round and round, remembering

things that were said,

making connections that

I might have otherwise missed.

-Airplane?

-Fulcher Landing Strip.

Just that she was going

on another trip

- to Miami.

- -Jane said she was coming

from Florida. She was pale,

in a fur coat.

That didn't add up.

People are still tanning?

I don't bet anymore...

-Yeah.

-...but I still like

to follow the odds.

...against the RedHawks

of Miami of Ohio.

You know, I got

that good RedHawk sh*t.

So I called an old FBI buddy

in Cincinnati.

d*ck is an old gambling buddy.

Bets sports mostly.

- ...to the right

side diving Tribe by the...

Leo, my man.

Best time of the year, right?

I was rambling,

most likely in shock,

but... I managed

to ask my question.

Yeah, there's a couple airports

around there.

OXD used to be

my old stomping grounds.

When a plane lands,

there's gotta be some

kind of a record of it, right?

Yeah. The FAA's

been keeping records

for 75 years of the transponders

of every plane.

I need the data on every plane

coming into OXD out of Michigan.

You know how many flights

come in and out

of a single airport

on a given day?

Really need this favor, d*ck.

- Right back...

- That's a double play ball.

-How the Hawks doing?

-Why?

You want me to place a bet

for you for old time's sake?

I got a new game.

Hmm. Leo, I mean,

what's this all about?

Opioids.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll, uh,

I'll get you all

the information you need.

Go RedHawks.

Like I said, big sports fan

who happens to be

a Miami University alumni.

So d*ck sends me

an email with this.

"A twin engine Cessna

registered to Don Fulcher

has been making bi-monthly trips

to Ohio for nearly a year.

In and out of OXD Airport

just outside

of Miami University.

Not the one in Florida,

but Ohio."

I don't even have

a license, Sherlock.

No...

...but your wife does.

And like everything else,

she's in charge.

It was your wife's idea

to mule the drugs from Ohio.

Well, everyone knows that

Don's over his skis in debt.

She had to act fast to recover

from your real estate debacle.

Before you ran her legacy

into the ground.

Then business boomed.

More addicts meant more money.

Now, you just had to figure out

how to launder the cash flow.

But here's the rub.

You were pressuring the reverend

to build a mega church.

You set up

a construction trust fund

and made the reverend

deposit the donations and tithes

that you forced on him

with your dirty money.

I can't do this.

What?

-What'd you say?

-No more.

- There's plenty more.

-Then your bogus company, Flagstone Construction

would invoice Emmaus Holy

with the billing cost.

- Horseshit.

- It's all right here.

A handwritten letter

in the reverend's book

that he put

in Darlene's duffel bag.

I haven't been able to hear

a word that man said.

- Hey, he, he needs help.

We gotta call someone.

- No, no, no. All right.

- Just stop it.

- Call 911.

Get an ambulance.

-Do something. Come on!

-Jane. I've got it. Jane.

-Come on!

-Jane, is he all right?

-Jane!

-Do something.

No, no, no!

Girl, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Come on. No, no.

Oh, okay. Okay.

Duck...

...take care of the body.

Make it look like an accident.

It was Jane Fulcher

who m*rder*d Reverend Dowding.

I am an esteemed member

of this community.

I'm on the Chamber of Commerce.

I am chair

of Emmaus Holy's board.

My family built this town.

You'd take some redneck's word

against mine?

I don't have to.

Technology.

Kyle.

It is Trooper Gellis.

So, what did you do

with the money?

We put my GPS tracer

in a stack of bills

in a duffel bag.

Curtis handed it off

to someone in a parking lot.

And... it wound up here.

Flagstone Farm Credit Union.

What are the odds?

I never ought

to have trusted you,

you ingrate hayseed.

-It was never

supposed to go this far.

-Shut up, Don!

What about the sui--

What about the suicide note?

What difference does it make?

Now, you almost had me

with that one.

We already heard

the whole story.

-It was Willa.

-Was not.

You put her up to it.

She had addressed the envelope

to the wrong number.

We are 223 Main, not 322 Main.

Flipped it around

just like her specials board.

Willa, I heard

this town's a black hole.

-My mom made me do it!

-No.

-Willa, Willa, Willa we'll

get through this together.

-Stop.

And it was purely out of spite.

Joyce, you've always

been jealous

- of Darlene's relationship

with the reverend.

You couldn't stand the idea

of her getting his inheritance.

Really, Joyce?

I, uh, really looked up to him.

He was always there for me,

you know?

Nothing about this feels good.

The reverend did his best.

Yeah, well...

...I don't know.

Oh, look, the right thing to do

isn't always the easiest,

and the easiest way

almost always ends the hardest.

All right.

You know...

-...that book

the reverend loved so much?

-Yeah.

It's...

chock-full of epic tales

of fortunate men screwing up.

Adam eating the Apple,

Moses k*lling his overseer,

King David breaking just about

every damn commandment.

Reverend might have

lost his way...

...but he never lost

faith in you.

Why did you believe me?

What's that look?

I never got a chance

to thank you.

For what?

Yeah, giving me

a real case to solve.

You got it, Detective.

Wait, you don't,

you don't have a car.

How are you getting to Detroit?