01x20 - The Battle of Big Wand

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Atten-hut!

Are you ready to embark

on the coolest field trip
of your lives?

It's here!

both: What's here?

Museum sleepover is here!

Museum sleepover is here!

I wish everyone will think
I look really cool

when I get out
of the helicopter.

Wait, no!
I wish everyone will think

I look really powerful!

No, no, no, no, wait!

I'm just messing with you.

Now execute my wish.

He's up to something.

Wow, he looks so powerful!

He can fit a horse
in a helicopter?

Is he a king?

Ugh. Are you tired already?

Get moving!

I wouldn't be so tired
if you hadn't spent

all morning wishing
for the perfect cupcake!

Blech. Wrong.
Try again.

Ugh! Wrong.
Try again.

You know,
perfection is subjective.

You might want to ask
for a specific flavor.

I said, "Wrong. Try again."

Ooh, my parents!

There's something about
that periwinkle horse.

That looks like me
when I was a horse.

Remember episode 13,

when I was a horse
and you were a cowboy hat?

It's giving me
the heebie-jeebies.

Whoa. Why are you stopping?

We're near Hazel,
and I haven't talked to her

since our argument
at the Founder's Day Festival.

I haven't seen them
since they got back

from their 10,000-year
vacation!

I haven't even told them that
I'm fairy-godparenting yet.

They can't see me like this.

What are you talking about?

Just look cool as we pass.

He's definitely up
to something.

Now, as we discussed
in class,

this is
the Brindle Folk Exhibit,

a secret society
of settlers that lived

in the Dimmadelphia area
in the 1600s.

The spirit they worshiped
was named...

Viozalia.

I read that she was
a beastling,

part deer and part otter.

Well, that sounds terrifying.

Viozalia was bound
to this staff,

and she had to follow
whoever held it.

It's said that one day,

she'll return through
this spirit portal to claim it.

Ooooh.

Now, everyone, go to sleep.

What if tonight is the night
that Viozalia comes back?

It would be like
a real-life ghost story.

Ooh, I love ghost stories.

Well, if they want
a ghost story,

I'll give 'em a ghost story.

I wish I had Viozalia's staff.

This would totally give
my dad the heebie-jeebies.

Good night, Viozalia's mask.

Good night, Viozalia's portal.

Good night, Viozalia's staff.

Wha...

Mr. Guzman!

Viozalia's staff is missing!

I-I'm sure there's
a logical explanation

why Viozalia's staff is gone.

Either way, if you're scared,
there's no shame

in calling your parents
to come pick you up.

All right, I'm out.

Wake up!
Viozalia's staff is missing!

Oh, we're awake,

and my heebie-jeebies are back!

both:
Heebie-jeebie, heebie-jeebie!

I can't let this ruin
our epic sleepover.

I wish I had Viozalia's staff.

Now I can just put it back,
no one will be scared,

and everyone can keep
having fun.

Sleepover saved.

What the magic?

I feel a disturbance
in the wish energy force,

something I haven't felt
in years.

I wish I had the staff.

I wish I had the staff.

I wish I had the staff.

I wish I had the staff.

I wish I had the staff.

What's wrong with your magic?

- So--
- D-d-dah, I don't care.

Look, I'm done with these
stupid small potato scares.

I'm gonna do
a big potato scare.

As in, you're gonna wish
for a big potato

so you can make French fries
to share with the other kids

and scare them
with your generosity?

Not a chance.

I wish the spirit of Viozalia
would come back to life.

Oh, boy.

That's the sound
of a level 9 specter.

Viozalia herself must have
come back to life!

Just because Hazel's learning
all about the Brindle Folk

tonight at the museum doesn't
mean Viozalia's back, honey.

How do we know?

- Ah!
- Whoa!

Oh, it's not magic.

Is just a vengeful demigod.

Giveth my staff to me.

Ah, she has it,
Your Excellency.

Ah!

Stop!

You knoweth not what
you hold, child.

Giveth here or face the wrath
of the underworld.

Oh, just give it to her, Dev.

I'll never be able
to face my parents

if my very first fairy godkid

gets obliterated
by an ancient ghost.

Nice try, but the legend says

that you're bound
to this thing.

And as long as I hold it,

you have to do
everything I say.

So you follow me now.

How do you knoweth
about that rule?

I pay attention
in history class.

Viozalia was bound
to this staff,

and she had to follow
whoever held it.

So now that we all agree
that I'm in control,

let the games begin.

Ghosts exist!

My dad was right!

I'm coming, Hazelnut.

You tell them ghosts
to get back!

Ooh.
Perfect scare opportunity.

Listen, you're never gonna
make friends

with your classmates
if you keep scaring them.

I don't need friends!

And I wasn't talking to you.

I was talking to Viozalia.

The Tooth Fairy
offered me a job

at the Fairy School
of Dentistry, but no,

I insisted on going into
the family business instead.

I want this to be the
scariest sleepover in history.

Viozalia, bring this exhibit
to life.

Well, to do that,
we'll need to bring

more spirits
through the portal.

- Uh-huh.
- And to do that,

I'll have to open the portal.

- Uh-huh.
- And to do that,

I'll need my staff.

- Uh-huh.
- And to do that--

Jeez. I don't have to hear
the whole process.

Just take it already.

Spirits of exile,
spirits of strife,

come back to the living,

bring these things to life!

They're not supposed
to come after me.

They're supposed
to go after Hazel.

What to do
when your godkid tries

to start a ghost apocalypse?

Nothing?
Ooh, we got to start changing

some of the rules around here.

W-waah!

Football!

Oh, scary.

I'm calling my parents.

I want to go home.

Jasmine's parents?
Hi, Mr. Guzman.

Uh, can you pick me up too?

Cosmo, Wanda,

we gotta find Viozalia
and stop this!

Ah!

Dev?
- Mom?

- Son?
- Hamlet?

- Dad?
- Viozalia?

I knew you were up
to something.

Wait a minute.
You have a fairy?

No.
Wait, you have two fairies?

No.

Wait, you have
a fairy godkid?

No.

Now the spirits shall taketh
over the realm of the living.

And to do that, we'll need
to take over your bodies!

Oh, how do we stop her?

Well, you could wish,
but I don't know

if our magic
is powerful enough.

What if we combined
all of our magic?

Dev, if we wish together,

maybe we can beat her.

Why would we work together?

We haven't been friends
since Founder's Day.

What are you talking about?

Just because we had an argument
doesn't mean

we stopped being friends.

We just need to work it out.

Really?

Yes. But later.

We have bigger problems
right now.

Right. Let's wish
this crusty, dusty spirit

back to the grave!

Hey! I heard that.

You think you can just
come in here

and take over our bodies

and ruin the coolest field trip
of the year?

Well, think again!

both: I wish Viozalia
and her spirits

would return
to the spirit realm!

Grab your wand.

both: Got 'em.

Make a wish!

both: Wishin'.

Let's show
this middle-American demigod

how we do things
in Dimmadelphia!

Throw it!

You haven't seeneth
the lasteth of me-eth!

Waah!

Yay.

We did it!

We're heroes!

Yeah! Ha ha!

Ah, it seems like
just yesterday

I gave birth
to my little Poofy.

I go by Peri now, Dad.

Why didn't you tell us you
were assigned a fairy godkid?

You got a real doozy.

I'm here to save you!
Where are the ghosts?

They're all gone.

You'll get 'em next time.