01x04 - Catch Feels

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I'd like to introduce
to you Ms Ruiz.

Who's she? Becky.
An absolute legend.

You seriously going to do it?

They're not going to
know what's hit 'em.

Who's ready for a show?!

I told you, it's
never going to happen.

Why can't you cut
him some slack?

Are you really that desperate
for people to like you?

It's pathetic.

♪ Another day, another hustle

♪ Staying active 365

♪ Only thing my teachers
know is struggle

♪ Do what I've got
to do to survive

♪ Another day, another hustle

♪ Staying active 365

♪ Only thing my teachers
know is struggle

♪ Do what I've got
to do to survive

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
grind, 24, yeah, I'm prime

♪ Can't remember
my days properly

♪ Or phases, I
know, what's time?

♪ Used to watch face,
they probably watch mine

♪ Don't ever try
and count me out

♪ Count on me, I'm
still in my prime. ♪

♪ Wake up in the morning We rise

♪ When the early
bird calling We rise

♪When we get up in our
feelings, do what a phoenix do

♪ So, of course We rise

♪ When we've got to
get to class We rise

♪ When we're stuck
under the ash We rise

♪ All my friend's going
to see this through

♪ Cos we just do what
a phoenix do We rise! ♪

Do you want
something to eat, Ri?

I'm all right, thanks. I
shared some chips with Lei.

Has Dad called?

We spoke for a minute.

He was busy.

Do I look all right?

Five out of ten.

I won't be long.

I'll be hungry later, though.

All right, boss.

Looking sharp, Billy.

DOORBELL RINGS

Hi.

Wow. You look... amazing.

I'm bursting for a wee.
Sweet crib. Cool house, bro!

You sent the message just to me,
so I forwarded it to everyone else.

Oh, did I? My bad.

Just like me, yeah?

But don't go in there.

Ooh! Get you, Darcy.

Now that's creepy.

I'll...

I'll grab some more glasses.

THEY SNIGGER

Where's everyone else?

Darcy ain't got any mates.

You think all of
this was for Summer?

Maybe he didn't make a
mistake with the invites.

♪ Darcy and Summer, sitting
in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... ♪

Something for everyone? Oh-h*!

Karaoke?

Here you are.

♪ I'm so glad that you're around

♪ So true It's
just me and my crew

♪ Cos that's my
guy, my sis, my bro

♪ And if you know then you
know, if you know then you

♪ Ride or die for
my family and co

♪ If you know then you,
if you know then you

♪ Cos that's my
guy, my sis, my bro

♪ If you know then you know

♪ If you know then you ride
of ride for my family and co

♪ If you know then
you, if you know then

♪ My guy, my sis... ♪

OUT OF TUNE: ♪
You're the one... ♪

DOORBELL RINGS

That'll be the pizzas.

What did you think, Billy?

In... Incredible.

HE WHISTLES

Do you do this
for all the girls?

Well, I've got a patio
with a dead pot plant

and Ri's bust-up bike, so no.

That's what I like
most about you -

you don't pretend to be
something you're not.

And there are no
other girls, Summer.

It's nice to see you smile.

I'm laughing all the time...

..on the inside.

So the quiet and sweet
Billy is just for show?

I don't know.

Do I come across
as quiet and sweet?

You do to me.

Maybe not everyone else,
but I'm always right.

Always?

Yeah.

So what about you?

Are you as cool and
smart as everyone thinks?

No, it couldn't be
further from who I am.

Go on, then, who are you?

Whoever my mum wants me to be.

You're so much more than that.

You're kind, thoughtful...

It's probably why Darcy wanted
you to turn up on your own. Yeah.

I might need your
help with that one.

Oh. Oh, what?

Well, if-if you like him...

No, I'm not interested in Darcy.

DOOR OPENS

Argh! There's monsters
everywhere. Argh!

THEY LAUGH

You're backstage because
you haven't got moves.

I'll teach you a few.

Check this out.

Where's Bill? Oh, with
Summer, I think...

..in there.

Ah! Get it off!

It's not funny!

What are you up to?

I'm planning a stunt.

Have you got any tips?

No. I got chatting to
someone the other day.

It turns out they went to
your last school, Bill.

He had a few stories to tell.

I'm gone.

Like what?

Like... why you got kicked out.

This teacher had it in for me.

I heard you punched
her in her mouth. What?

I-I didn't punch no woman.

It's just what I heard.

Summer!

I'd better see what she wants.

You know that's not true.

Better get back in there.

I've got to keep
the guests happy.

You get why I had to tell you?

We can't just let
anyone in our crew.

Guys, who ate all the pizza?

Bill's just probably
trying to bulk up.

He's gone. Er... gone where?

Forget about him. I mean, this
is supposed to be a party.

No, actually, I've got an
English essay due tomorrow.

I should be resting my voice.

My mum's expecting me home.

I can stay.

♪ Can't stop, won't stop,
big chip off the old block

♪ Cream of the crop
You're just small bits

♪ I bring the whole
lot Simple and easy

♪ I'm like air, I
keep it all breezy

♪ I know I got the flow
to take your breath away

♪ And leave the man wheezy... ♪

RAP MUSIC INTRO PLAYS

♪ I was a main man in the crew

♪ Now I'm telling you what to do

♪ First I'm going to shave
you Then I'm going to maim you

♪ You know I'm going to blame you
because it's so easy to tame you. ♪

What are you doing,
bro? MIC RATTLES

Do you know how much that cost?

♪ ..having the time of my life

♪ Stay on the grind
bringing it every time

♪ I'm getting whatever is mine

♪ Having the time of my life

♪ Stay on the grind,
bringing it every time... ♪

Was Leila there? Can
I go to the next one?

Is Darcy's house nice?

Less talking, more chewing.

Your hair's all wet,
Ri, you'll catch a cold.

Electric ran out again.

Well, at least tie it up, then.

Get off!

You're so embarrassing!

Why can't you just get money
for the electric off Dad?

Then I could dry my hair.

Thanks for coming last night.

Yeah, it was a laugh.

Some people just don't know
how to enjoy themselves.

I still can't believe
he punched a teacher.

Can we stop talking about
Billy for five minutes?

That's fine by me.

Do you want to grab
some lunch later? Sure.

HUM OF CONVERSATION

BOY: Yeah, yeah, I was just...

Don't be scared
of those muppets.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

You want to be careful,

you and your little
girlfriend here.

You aren't in your den now.

Yeah? So, what are YOU
going to do about it?

Woo!

The air is thick
with testosterone.

Everything all right here, boys?

Yeah. Sorry, Miss.

Do you want some?
I can get my own.

I'll catch you later, yeah?

There you go.

So, can anyone
give me an example

of how Austen shows us
the different expectations

society had of gender?

Polly.

It's like when Jane
Fairfax gets gossiped about

just for going to
the post office,

but Mr Knightley can ride
all the way to London

and nobody says anything.

Very good, Polly. Summer?

How does Austen demonstrate
gender inequality?

Boys can do things girls can't.

Does gender even exist,
Miss, or is just a construct?

Well, that's rather philosophical
for a Wednesday morning.

Let's pick that up
another time, shall we?

Anyone else?

Do you believe that?
You all right, Lexie?

It's what I tell my mum when
she says something stupid, like,

"Girls can't ask boys out."

I'd die of shame if I asked
a girl out and she said no.

Have you ever asked anybody out?

No, but...

..there's a first
time for everything.

Oh, my God! Who are
you going to ask out?!

Yes, Emma, who?

GIRL: Sir? Yes?

I've been practising with my mum.
I'm going to get it this year.

I look forward to
seeing it, break a leg.

You auditioning for the play?

Yeah, no, I'd rather eat wasps.

Listen, I reckon you'd
make a great actor.

Yeah, I would. Check this out.

It's my "Sir thinks he's funny,
but he really isn't" look.

OK, well, this is my

"I have the power to give
people detention" look.

Yeah, you should go in
there, Sir! You'd smash it!

I would, but I'm a busy man.

Oh, Sir, erm... a mate of mine,

he goes to different school,

he wanted to know about
free school meals,

so I told him I'd
find out for him.

Can't he find out for himself?

Well, if he could, then I
wouldn't be asking you, would I?

He just needs a parent or guardian
to come and fill in a form.

It's a simple process.

Yeah, so what if his mum and
dad don't have good English,

or they can't get into school?

There'll be someone
to help with language,

just as long as they've understood
what it is they're signing.

I'll let him know.

GIGGLING

How was the party last night?

Er, it was interesting.

How come you never came?

Billy wouldn't have
chilled if I was there.

Maybe the next one, though.

SHE SCOFFS Did you see that?

Oh, I'm sorry, are we not
good enough for her now?

Er, if we could have
everyone's attention, please.

Sam has something that
he would like to say.

So, I know we said we were
going to announce the cast,

but I think there's still
some debate to be had.

GROANING

Rest assured, we will be putting
up the cast list later today.

If you didn't make it, it
means you were terrible.

If you do make it, it means you're
only marginally less terrible.

You know, I set the talent
bar really, really low...

..obviously...

..but none of you
have reached it.

However, I have been instructed

to work with what's
in front of me, so...

So, a big thank you from both of us
for all of your hard work so far.

Sam? Mm-hm.

There's loads of talent in
the school, they just...

..haven't auditioned.

♪ Dealing with the

♪ Dealing with the, with the

♪ Dealing with... the crowd

♪ Dealing with... ♪
COMPUTER CHIMES

♪ Dealing with the

♪ Dealing with... the crowd... ♪

COMPUTER CHIMES

BEEPING

And we're in.

♪ Dealing with the, with the

♪ One bag of chat, bare talking

♪ Just one bag of chat

♪ No action, just
one bag of chat

♪ No movement, just
one bag of chat

♪ Like bag of mega
chat, one bag of chat

♪ No action, just
one bag of chat

♪ Pure talking,
just one bag of chat

♪ Like no movement

♪ Just one bag of chat... ♪

What are you doing?

It's just some homework, Miss.

You're lying to me.

What lesson are you supposed
to be in now? Form, Miss.

Well, get moving, then. Go on.

But can you see him?

ON PHONE: Polly,
are you listening?

No sign of the target yet.

Stop calling him a target.

The target has
entered the corridor.

Operation Female
Emancipation is go, go, go.

He's not going into the
canteen. What should I do?

Summer?

Summer...?

Billy! Billy!

Um, Mr Stewart said he wants
to see you in the canteen.

I've just been talking to him.

I think that's why he
wanted to talk to you,

said it's really important. OK.

Have you seen Mr Stewart?

No, but I wanted to ask, um...

Wait! Ri, stop.
There's no... BEEPING

Oh, thanks, lovely.
That's gone through fine.

Dad put 20 quid on my account.

Er, yeah, he said
he was going to.

I'll see you later.

You wanted to ask me something.

Is it true what happened
at your last school?

You think I punched
a woman in the mouth?

Of course not, I just...

I want your version.

This male... teacher,

who had in for me, grabbed me.

And when I broke free,

I caught his lip...

..by accident.

You got kicked out?

I'm sorry, I gotta
go find Mr Stewart.

Billy?

Um...

What are you doing after school?

Nothing, why?

Do you...?

Do you want to do something?

GIGGLING NEARBY

With you?

Like, um...?

Like a date?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

OK, cool.

I'll text you.

♪ MON

♪ Count your dough

♪ Money over nonsense

♪ Count your dough

♪ Yo, make that money,
don't let it make you

♪ Which paying bill
settles down for a fool?

♪ Put the pedal to the metal

♪ Fill up on fuel

♪ Cheques over nonsense

♪ That's the number one rule

♪ So, no time for no game

♪ Options just for these gains

♪ All the dividends rain

♪ Take notes, we don't take pain

♪ We don't act crazy for fame

♪ Dispose of all you lames

♪ Cos you garbage,
you will get drained

♪ You can put that
on my name... ♪

Something wrong
with that machine.

Is there?

Look, can I just try
it again? Like, please?

I need to eat my food.
What do you want me to do?!

Oh, whatever. I
can't be bothered!

Whatever...

What happened to you last night?

It could be just...

You know Summer
fancies me, don't you?

I think she's just waiting
for me to ask her out.

Is that right?

You know it is.

So how come she's just asked
ME to go out with her tonight?

DARCY SCOFFS

Got that for you.

DOOR OPENS

You could take her
to the library.

I mean, it's free and
there's loads to do.

It's a date, not homework club.

Who are you on a date with?

Summer.

Really?

Well, don't sound so surprised.

I think it's nice.

You're a girl.

What would impress you?

Big romantic gesture.

Got it!

You could take her

to the science museum.

This is going to be a disaster.

Sing, like Heath Ledger in
Ten Things I Hate About You.

I'm not going to
sing to her, Rani.

Can you dance like Tom Holland?

Rani, Darcy's going to take
her out and flash the cash,

and all I will
have done is, what,

help her with her
science homework?

And bought her a cupcake.

You did what?

I bought her a cupcake.

When?

Just now, in the canteen.

Did you give it to her in there?

Is that bad?

That's perfect.

What's more romantic than a cupcake
in front of the whole school?

Make sure you say
nice things to her.

Don't punch her in the arm.

Don't ask her how old she is.

She's 14.

Are you joking me?

HE KICKS DOOR

Hello? Hello? Anyone out there?

Can anyone hear us?

Sorry we're late, miss. We
got stuck in the toilets.

Isn't there a class somewhere with
a Darcy-sized empty space in it?

Have you been on a special
course to learn things like that?

No.

But I have been on one that told
me that students shouldn't be

wandering the corridors
during lessons.

So where have you been?

None of your business.

Ah, but it is.

So let's head to the office, where
I keep my instruments of t*rture,

and see if we can extract that
information from you. Hmm?

THEY BANG ON DOOR

We need to get out of here!

Hello, is anybody there?

Don't bother.

Just, by the skin of your teeth.

Peasant 2.

SHE SHRIEKS

Save your screams, Layla.

You were the best of the worst.

Yes! Right, report to me after
school for singing lessons.

You can't improve
on perfection, Sam.

Ah, but you can
on below average.

So I'll see you in
the hall at 3:30,

or find someone more willing?

No chance.

BELL RINGS

Yes! Come on. Let us out!

THEY SHOUT

I thought you were
on a hot date.

What are you still doing here?

I've got a bad
attitude, apparently.

Don't suppose you
want to, erm...

..go do something?

OK.

This was Darcy, I know it.

We're going to be stuck
in here all night.

I've got some crisps in my bag.

DOOR UNLOCKS

Guess what? I got the lead!

What's got into him?

He's got a hot date with Summer.

He's got what?!

ANSWERPHONE: Hey, it's Ri. I'm
not around at the minute...

RI'S ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE REPEATS

Ri!

I'm in here.

I tried phoning.

I lost my keys.

Go and get yourself a plate.

You shouldn't be having to
do this on your own, Billy.

Is there no news from your dad?

RI: Thanks for dinner!

RI LAUGHS

Ah, have you seen this?

It's brilliant.

SHE LAUGHS

Billy Hopkins is
in detention again,

along with Darcy Trent
and Summer Bailey.

I'll go to the staffroom
and get your phone.

I'll go.

How about we all go?

You know you're not
good enough for Summer.

♪ Wake up in the morning

♪ We rise

♪ When the early bird calling

♪ We rise

♪ When we get up in our
feelings do what the phoenix do

♪ So of course we rise

♪ When we gotta get to class

♪ We rise

♪ When we stuck under the ash

♪ We rise

♪ All my friends
gonna see this through

♪ Cos we just do
what the phoenix do

♪ We rise. ♪