- I want a divorce!
- I want a divorce!
- Ha-ha. I want a divorce!
- I want a divorce!
- I want a divorce!
- I want a divorce.
I want a divorce!
Order in the court! Order in the court!
Quiet!
Quiet, everybody. Uh, uh, please.
Uh, the first case is Duck uh, vs. Duck.
Mr. Daffy Duck?
Uh, vs. Mrs. Daffy Duck.
I want a divorce!
I want a divorce!
The best years of my life slavin' over a hot nest.
And what thanks do I get?
You barnyard fool!
The minute my back was turned, he did it.
You fugitive from a feather bed!
Well, you water-soaked weasel?
Don't stand there. Say something!
Say something!
Don't you dare open your mouth!
You and your lies!
I want a divorce!
I want a divorce!
Now, Mrs. Duck, just a minute.
Just a minute.
Uh, suppose you tell us, uh, just what happened.
Well, Your Honor, everything was going along alright until one day last week..
I had to go over to my mother's and, uh..
Now, Daffy..
I may be a little late.
So I want you to sit on Junior and keep him warm till I get back.
And if you don't, I'll wring your fool neck!
Yes, my love.
Remember now, none of your nonsense.
- Yes, my love.
- Now, listen, you!
You stay in the house and keep that egg warm!
Yes, my love.
Yes, my love.
Yes, my love! Yes, my love!
Yes, my love! Hoo-hoo! Yes, yes!
Yes, yes, my love!
Yes, my love! Yes, yes, yes!
What's that?
Yes, my love.
Hocus pocus, flippity flam, razzmatazz and alakazam.
Say! Pretty good. Huh?
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
If Major Bulls could only see me now.
Observe closely.
Nothing up here, nothing up here.
And nothing up here.
Hocus pocus, flippity flam, razzmatazz and alakazam.
Hocus pocus, flippity flam, razzmatazz and alakazam!
Hocus pocus, flippity flam, razzmatazz and alakazam!
Hocus pocus, flippity flam, razzmatazz and alakazam!
Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam!
Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam!
Say, is there a magician in the house?
Alakazam! Alakazam! Alakazam!
Alakazam..
Alakazam..
Yipe! The little woman!
Hoo-hoo! An egg, an egg, an egg.
I got to get an egg. Where's an egg? Where..
All my kingdom for an egg! Who's got an egg!
Where's an egg, where's an egg? An egg! Here, eggy, eggy, eggy!
Where's the egg, the egg, the egg?
Give me the egg, the egg! Here, eggy, eggy, eggy!
Give me the egg, the egg, the egg, the egg!
Well, hello, sweetie pie.
How's Junior? Is he alright?
Well, get up and let me see him.
Get up, I said!
Mama's little darlin'.
Daffy!
This is the last straw!
I want a divorce. I want a divorce!
I want a divorce!
I want a divorce!
And, uh, what do you got to say for yourself uh, Mr. Duck?
Please, please, judge.
Give me just one more chance.
Well, alright, uh, but remember just one more chance.
Hocus pocus, flippity flam..
...razzmatazz and..
Oh, I hope I get this right now.
Alakazam.
"Alakazam" and you get an egg?
Oh, dear.
And for 15 years I've been doing it the hard way.
Case dismissed.
Step down.
That's all, folks!
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Henpecked Duck, The (1941)
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