01x08 - Happy Family Planning

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Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Sora ni migoto na kinoko no kumo

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Komichi de e wo

hamu kotori no gogo wa

Komorebi no

shiba ni te wo furete

Kimi to katarou

Hora ranchi no benchi no ue de

Yume wa hana saku

Nami no oto wo sono mune ni

Yuutsu wa shizumete

Hashi wo asu ni nobashi

Tsunami nado anzuru kotonaku

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Sora ni migoto

na kinoko no kumo

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Komichi de e wo

hamu kotori no gogo

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Ranchi no benchi de sodateta yume

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

Komorebi no hi ni umareta gogo yo

Chitose Candy

Fuyubachi

Zebra Did you wait long?

Fuyubachi Waiting can be fun.

BTW, where's Kamome?

Zebra Said she's going to bed

for the big day tomorrow.

This is strange.

She didn't strike me on the net as the

kind of girl who keeps people waiting.

Well, it's no wonder if she

changed her mind, I suppose.

No way.

I mean, that's still a child.

Kamome is more like,

how should I say, well

How old is Kamome?

Zebra!

And Fuyubachi!

A child?!

There you are!

The bigger one is Zebra and the

smaller one is Fuyubachi, right?

Right?

Zebra, Zebra, Zebra, Zebra!

Fuyubachi, Fuyubachi,

Fuyubachi, Fu-yu-ba-chi!

Er?

Wait for me!

Hey!

Where are you going?!

My last pill.

KAMOME

I'm sorry.

Kamome I don't want to suffer

Fuyubachi True. The best way to die

without suffering is by carbon monoxide

poisoning, or maybe sleeping pills

Zebra Right.

Zebra I heard if you add water, the

gas will be generated more efficiently

due to the partial burning.

Fuyubachi Then I'll bring a hibachi

and some briquettes.

Here we go!

Kamome.

I feel a little bad for her.

Well, she's much,

much too young to die.

We come back as ghosts later

and apologize to her.

Yes.

Hello?

Zebra!

I'm right here.

Hey!

You can't leave me behind like that!

What bad timing.

We should try again another time.

An interruption today

No!

No!

No! No!

I'm going to die, too.

Die with you guys.

Well, not to worry.

Fuyubachi Remember FOX? One of

the regulars here.

Zebra Yes, he wanted to die as well.

I've made a contingency

plan just in case.

Fuyubachi I see, I see.

FOX After all, if you don't care about

the consequences, jumping in front of

a train is the quickest way.

We're going out!

Ticket machines!

Listen, Zebra.

First of all, we'll stand in

single file, and then I'll jump.

And then you'll follow me, pushing

Kamome back towards the platform.

The train will be arriving

shortly on platform one.

Please wait behind the white line.

A train!

It's coming!

Oh boy.

So that's how you end up looking

if you get run over by a train.

Jumping in front of a train may not

be the prettiest way to go, I guess.

Ouch.

Damn.

It hurts more than I thought.

Zebra! What are you doing?!

Come on!

It's hard to die, isn't it?

These are hard times.

The Grim Reaper is so busy,

he doesn't have time for us.

Fuyubachi Any other ways?

FOX I heard you won't suffer if you

jump off a building since you'll lose

consciousness on the way down.

No. If you jump off a building

you'll end up looking the same as

getting run over by a train, right?

Fuyubachi Hm, hm, go on, go on.

FOX Drowning to death is classic.

It has a certain allure.

What?

I don't want my clothes to get wet!

Fuyubachi How do you know so much?

(LOL) And what other ways are there?

FOX They say you should break up

cigarettes into pieces before eating

them if you want to make sure!

That's just yucky.

I wish I could've gone for a train ride.

I wish I could've gone

somewhere far away on a train.

OK!

Why don't we go ride a train?

Let's go somewhere far away.

Yes.

Go, go! Let's go, let's go!

Mountains! Mountains! Mountains!

Fields! Fields! Fields!

A river! A river!

Look! Look!

Zebra!

Fuyubachi!

He's sleeping with his eyes open.

No way!

He really is.

Sayo

Sayo Sayo

I wonder if it hurt.

Oh. He's still sleeping.

A scarecrow, scarecrow!

Zebra Is it hard to do it on a mountain?

FOX It's surprisingly easy to get found

on a mountain. If you're worried, you

have to go deep into heart of it.

FOX Watch out for the vines!

FOX Vines in mountains break easily.

I recommend you bring ropes.

Now then, the time has come.

Who's giving the go-ahead sign?

We haven't decided yet?

Come on, Fuyubachi,

give us the go-ahead!

I wanna do it, too!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing!

This is fun!

Swing, swing.

Wait!

Fuyubachi! Zebra!

- We're going to die!

- We're going to die!

- Wait!

Fuyubachi!

Zebra!

I thought I was going to get k*lled.

Fuyubachi!

Zebra!

It's better this way.

It's for her own good.

Oh, but if she gets lost so deep in the

mountain, she'll die for sure!

Don't leave me behind!

I don't want to be alone!

You know, Fuyubachi.

I'm hungry.

Have this.

You sure?

Thanks, Fuyubachi.

Hey, over here!

Fuyubachi Last-minute preparation?

FOX Right!

FOX You have to freshen up both

physically and mentally before you die!

BATH

This is heaven.

Oh, my.

Oh, it really is heaven.

This is most delightful.

Delightful?

Oh, no!

We're acting as if

FOX That's right.

FOX I'm going to k*ll myself soon, too.

But before that, I'm going to do

something sensational.

Cheers!

Zebra Hm, Hm.

Kamome Hm, Hm.

FOX That's right!

FOX I'm going to make the world pay!

Incidentally, remember Shonen Bat.

Yes?

They say FOX was k*lled

by Shonen Bat.

Shonen Bat?

That serial street attacker?

The one who got arrested

and k*lled himself in jail.

No, no, the one who was

arrested was an imposter.

And apparently,

that imposter was FOX.

So does that mean he was k*lled

inside the police station?

By Shonen Bat?

I don't know. They say the k*ller

came through the walls.

I'm jealous.

He got to die.

That's right.

Shonen Bat can appear

anywhere, at anytime.

But that's a rumor.

Those sorts of stories get

exaggerated, you know.

After all, if he comes to those people

who are driven into a corner

he should've come to us

long before now.

I'm jealous.

Horse Shonen Bat

horse He's one person, yet he's not.

He can appear in front of anyone

who's cornered

I'm really jealous.

Did you say something?

No, no.

You did say something, didn't you?

Maybe it's a weasel or something.

We're in the country.

Oh, no.

Or maybe a bear or something?

Oh, no.

A frog

What's this?

A bat, isn't it?

It sure is.

A bat?

He's here!

The great Shonen Bat!

Are you the real thing?

It's so nice to finally see you!

Wait!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Please wait!

Wait for us!

We lost him.

Shonen Bat.

But, we were close, weren't we?

That's right.

If we get to see him again,

maybe we'll succeed.

Should we try calling

him one more time?

Good idea, good idea.

The last pill.

Are you OK?

Here's your medicine.

Hey, listen, what should we do

to die this time?

Delusion

Warm

What are you doing?!

That's embarrassing!

OK.

Should we get going?

What, where?

Somewhere far away.

Are we riding the train again?

Do you want to ride the b*llet train?

Whoopie!

Fuyubachi Of course.

Zebra Yeah.

Kamome Three of us together, right?

Fuyubachi The season should be fall.

Ready?

I'm going to sh**t now.

Hey, did my face look funny?

I might have shut my eyes.

Hey, look at this!

What's that?

Pharmacy

HAPPY FAMILY PLANNING

Extra-Thin Condoms

To begin

Figures pop out from a crane's beak.

A sweetfish jumps and goes

crash with fish meatballs.

A dancing reed is in love

with the notion of love.

A buzzing horsefly breaks out

in a nervous sweat.

An ant rubs its eyes in disbelief.

And the book written by a duck

with leeks on its back is

A sorrowful-ending caricature

of beasts and birds.

And then