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01x05 - The Holy Warrior

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Paranoia Agent". Aired: February 3, 2004 – May 18, 2004.*
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Tsukiko Sagi, a shy character designer who created the immensely popular pink dog Maromi, finds herself under pressure to repeat her success.

01x05 - The Holy Warrior

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Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

A magnificent mushroom

cloud in the sky

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

In the afternoon of birds

pecking at food in an alley

Touching the grass under the sunlight

streaming through the leaves

I'll talk with you

See, on the lunch bench

A dream blossoms

Carry the sound of

the waves in your heart

Sink your blues

Stretch a bridge to tomorrow

Don't worry about tsunami

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

A magnificent mushroom

cloud in the sky

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

The afternoon of birds

pecking at food in an alley

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

The dream I nurtured

on the lunch bench

Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra

The afternoon, born on the day of the

sunlight streaming through the leaves

Yes, that's right.

Really, it's so scary, isn't it?

So, they caught him, right?

Shonen Bat.

I'm so glad.

We were so worried that

we've been taking our kids

to and from the school

every day these days.

So was it really like they said?

A grade school kid?

Oh, you know, apparently it wasn't.

It turns out that Shonen bat is

So, let's hear you confess everything

Makoto Kozuka, second year student

at Minami Junior High School.

It was my fault.

Oh, you sound so sanctimonious.

I'd never thought

it would turn out to be

Don't tell me that you,

a junior high student, didn't know

what would happen if you

hit someone with a bat, huh?

If I'd realized it sooner, things

wouldn't have turned out this way.

Your regretting your actions now

won't help the victims.

There are still so many people left

who are waiting to be saved

That's right, there are so many people

waiting to be saved eh?

I must go fight.

I'm chosen to defeat Gohma

A warrior.

I am the Holy Warrior!

Chief.

THE HOLY WARRIOR

I think he's the attacker.

Back then, Gohma's level was still low,

and it was easy to defeat him.

Oh, then you admit you did it?

We have a witness's account that

you were near the scene of crime

that evening when

Ushiyama was attacked.

I received a prophecy.

A prophecy?

Chief.

Please, look at this.

"Character Descriptions"?

"Don't miss the prophecies given

by Keytrue, the Ancient Master!

There are many hints hidden

in his enigmatic words!"

You're the enigma!

Don't think you can get away with

such an excuse that

you couldn't tell the difference

between a dream and reality, you brat!

Following the Ancient Master's

prophecy, I headed north.

To defeat Gohma?

Yes.

Keep your mouth shut!

Yes, sir.

I could feel the evil presence of

Gohma in that dark cave.

You were stalking Ushiyama.

You were planning to attack him

from the beginning, weren't you?

Why did you target him?

The light

The red light leads me.

Those who are possessed by Gohma

glow red because of the pain.

That light can only be seen

by the Holy Warriors.

Are you telling me the victims

were all glowing red, huh?

The light.

Don't worry, yours is yellow.

Stop messing around!

You stalked him wearing the inline

skates you called "Golden Shoes"

while holding a metal bat in your hand,

and then attacked Gohma!

That's right.

No! Not Gohma!

You attacked Ushiyama!

Gohma

I raised the Golden Sword.

No! It was a metal bat!

You raised the metal bat

you'd brought with you!

Charging the Golden Shoes

with power

You mean the inline skates!

I released my energy full-blast.

The Golden Sword was filled with power!

Raising the metal bat,

you sneaked up from behind!

And accelerated even more!

Right, you dashed closer!

When I came out of the cave

When you turned the corner

under the overpass

you saw Ushiyama with his friend Taira

on the way home from school

It was trying to attack the villagers!

There's no doubt about it.

He's the red-glowing, gigantic Gohma!

Oh, right here.

It says, "The Movootoo is

intensely powerful.

But it has no agility,

swift attacks are effective.

Finish it off before

it attacks the villagers."

Moft?

The victim glowed red and

you defeated Gohma?

Do you think you can deceive adults

with a bullshit story like that?!

A Holy Warrior does not lie.

You brat

But Chief, his statement mostly

corroborates the incident

Chief?

S-H

Yes?

Get me some S-H.

"S-H"?

Is there a character like that?

Short Hope Cigarettes!

What else could I mean?!

Yes. That's him.

He's the attacker.

But if you think I k*lled Gohma

just like that, you're wildly mistaken.

It moved into the villager

that was next to him.

So, you're saying that monster is

Yuichi Taira.

He's a stronger enemy

than the first one.

Here, see?

You get the Star Ruby

if you defeat the Sky Ice!

I don't care about ice or a ruby!

The only thing I want to get is

a statement from him.

Damn you

Way to go! That's the White Cube!

Are you all right? Villager!

Thanks, you saved me

Who are you calling a "villager"?!

You moron!

Don't give me that "para-pa-pa-paa".

Chief.

That was close.

Maniston the Wandering Minstrel:

He travels through many countries and

spreads the stories of

the Holy Warriors' heroics.

You idiot!

I shall pass on to the people the story of

your battles, Master Holy Warrior.

You are the renowned Master Maniston.

However, Gohma has yet

to reveal its true form.

Look.

A sign from the Ancient Master!

Could it be that he has

a clue about Gohma?

Indeed, the tower is marked

A sign from the Ancient Master, my a*s.

To begin with

what are you doing helping

Kozuka with his ridiculous story?

Hey! Answer me, Maniwa!

Damn Maniwa.

I understand you require

the Moon Sapphire as well?

That is yet to be obtained, sir.

Hey! Wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait!

The legend has it that when the

Moon Sapphire and Star Ruby

align with each other

rays of light in the colors

of the rainbow radiate

and the closed gate

of space-time opens.

Yes, indeed.

It reads thus: "Obtain both the

Star Ruby and Moon Sapphire

and go to the next stage.

Gohma's evil designs will be

found in unexpected places."

I shall always be on guard.

Damn.

Wait!

Wait!

Maniwa, listen to me!

What's our job?!

To find the facts.

Right, facts.

But this, this definitely

isn't about facts at all!

It's just a farce!

But Chief, you said the facts

always appear strange

Don't talk to me like

you know what's what!

Ancient Master.

Ancient Master, please tell us,

where is Gohma's true form?

A green frog goes "boom"

Yes! Following your guidance,

Master, I have already rescued him.

Good!

Thanks to the White Cube you had

given me, I was able to rescue him.

We're wasting time

listening to this nonsense.

A good whack will do good

to a little brat like him.

But it is beginning to make sense, Chief.

Oh yeah, "Master Wandering Minstrel"?

I believe the Ancient Master is

referring to the victims.

Cry and melt, burn and melt,

melt and flow.

A butterfly.

Could it be so?

Gohma is planning to posses

the Princess?!

So a princess next, huh?

It must be Harumi Chono.

He's making a statement

about her now.

See, look.

Princess Flier

Just like I said, isn't it, Chief!

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

That's the Moon Sapphire!

You're a sophomoric Holy Warrior!

Hand over the Star Ruby that

you have obtained!

Filthy Gohma!

Return the Princess!

If you want the Princess,

bring me the Star Ruby!

Wait!

Yes, I think he's the attacker.

Were you ever in contact with him

prior to the incident?

No I don't think so.

Please think carefully.

Maybe somewhere in the city,

for instance, well

Yes?

Well, for instance,

maybe you provoked him

Provoked? Me?

Oh, no.

Um, do you like butterflies?

Huh?

The ones that fly.

Like fluttering like this

This is too stupid to be

an interrogation!

Is it gone?

The phantom castle the Princess

stays in, moves around.

There was a clue

in the book of maps, but

How dare they have the nerve

to talk this nonsense to me!

How can you do this to me, ribbit?

You!

No doubt about it.

That's Shonen Bat.

Come on, detective,

I helped with your investigation

how about helping me

with my story now?

Let's see, about the fourth victim,

Harumi Chono.

I thought you'd be telling me about her.

Wha? Why?

Why do I have to suffer

such cruel treatment, ribbit?

You're the one who was once

possessed by Gohma

I just came to thank you

for rescuing me, rabbit!

So the one who rescued Kawazu

I mean this frog from Gohma is

Gather around, gather around,

the bird in the cage

Maniwa, what are we?

We're detectives.

Don't detectives fight against crimes?

Only the Holy Warriors are capable

of fighting against Gohma!

To solve crimes and protect citizens,

that's what we detectives do!

Master Holy Warrior, please rescue

Princess Flier!

I wish to do so without

a moment's delay.

However, her location

is unknown to me.

We shouldn't be wasting time

in this never-never land!

The Princess is

currently in the Eastern

The Eastern Grassland!

This is enough!

We should take a different approach!

You're right, we were wrong!

I'm getting sick.

Princess!

Chief! He's finally going to talk about

the attack on Harumi Chono!

It's no time to be smoking!

You have to pay attention and listen!

You know, don't tell me

you really are enjoying this.

Well Chief, let's go, quickly!

Welcome, cute boy.

Princess, please come to your senses!

Come on, come closer to me.

Don't fool with me, filthy Gohma!

I know what you really are!

Hmm, that's a shame.

Hey, since when did this world

become the children's place?

You!

Are you all right?

Yes.

It seems your attack was futile.

What's so funny?

It can't be?!

How pathetic.

Without weapons,

you're nothing but an ordinary human!

Holy Warrior!

I will never submit to Gohma's power!

"An encounter of the Star Ruby and

Moon Sapphire will cut your way

during the struggle!

Don't hesitate!"

Relinquish the Star Ruby to me!

What do I do?

Do or die!

RELINQUISH THE STAR RUBY?

SURRENDER I

CONTINUE FIGHTING

THROW IT AT HER

As you wish, take it!

Yes!

WARNING!

In the gates of the other-world lurk new,

powerful enemies! Stay alert!

Did he do it?

Yeah, he did it.

A stupid kid who got carried away

and attacked people

indiscriminately with a bat.

I'd say that is what

this was all about.

Holy Warrior, you're unhurt.

It's the end of the world.

Not yet.

It's not finished yet.

The attack on Mr. Hirukawa.

The story's going into the key stage!

Even though the world has become

a rotten and unjust place

we still have to live in it.

We have to believe that justice exists,

if we want to go on living. Right?

What are you talking gibberish for?

That's?

I'm surrounded by idiots!

I was so close to moving

to the next world

What's in the next one?

A village of the Mi Jot tribe.

They say an old woman lives there

who knows what Gohma really is.

What Gohma really is?

They say Gohma is not of this world.

If you find out where it came from,

you can figure out a way to k*ll it.

And an old woman of the Mi Jot tribe

knows where it came from?

The Mi Jot Tribe:

Creatures with short stature that live

by recycling city wastes. Their words

are littered with lies, but some

fragments of the truth are also hidden

in them. Be cunning and retrieve only

the important information.

Damn I have to do it all over again

from where I'd saved it before.

You'll have no chance for a replay.

Chief! Let's go!

Hey! Wait for me!

What did that brat say

that I didn't get?!

He didn't say anything.

I just hit upon an idea.

About what?

The one who knows

what Gohma really is.

Give me a break.

To begin with

The main point of concern is moving

northward in the Izu Peninsula.

The moonlight disappears like a dewdrop.

A shadow of a shadow.

Being called here and there,

where will the shoes of gold go?

May tomorrow's weather be good.

Well