I'll tell you the story of the moth and his flame, but promise that you'll try to keep it quiet.
The lady was a honeybee with marriage as her aim and he lived on a fabricated diet.
♪ Now, the moth told the bee "Come on, honey, marry me ♪
♪ "So tomorrow wedding bells will surely ring" ♪
♪ Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding ♪
♪ And today's the day that wedding bells will ring ♪
♪ In a suit of fancy clothes we find our boyfriend in a doze ♪
♪ 'Twas a zoot suit with a neat pleat nicely stitched ♪
♪ Get up, you lazy creature ♪
♪ Eat your breakfast, find a preacher ♪
♪ 'Cause at 3:00 today you're getting hitched ♪
Oh, happy day!
Ta-da!
♪ Here comes the groom Straight as a broom ♪
♪ All purtied up with 10-cent perfume ♪
Mmm, nice piece of material.
And prewar cuffs, too.
My, oh, my!
Oh, darn those zippers.
Tick, tock, tick, tock, look what time is on the clock!
♪ There sat the bride but she cried and cried and cried ♪
♪ Oh where, oh where, has her little moth gone? ♪
♪ Oh where, oh where, can he be? ♪
Oh, my gosh! It's half past three!
So our little pal, the moth, who was fed up with the cloth, decided he was late, and how he ran!
But a big black widow spider dropped beside him with a bang and with hungry eyes she cackled...
Look, a man!
Yipe!
Yipe!
Play your jack.
Something like Uncle Tom's Cabin, ain't it?
♪ But the moth could not be had ♪
♪ And it made the widow mad ♪
♪ Just to think there was a man she couldn't tame ♪
♪ I don't want to set the world on fire, ♪
♪ but it says, "A moth's attracted by a flame." ♪
Help!
Help!
Help!
Confidentially, she stings.
My hero.
Oh, shucks.
It weren't nothing.
♪ So they built a little nest and they settled in the vest ♪
♪ And lived happy ever after on the cuff ♪
But, you know, folks, I never could understand what that cute little bee could see in that silly moth.
What a dope.
Oh, yeah?
That's all, folks!
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