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01x03 - The expl*sive Leopard!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gushing Over Magical Girls". Aired: January 3, 2024.*
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Hiiragi Utena, a normal girl, is very passionate about magical girls; after being misled into joining an evil organization, she learns that there's also a twisted side to said passion.

01x03 - The expl*sive Leopard!

Post by bunniefuu »

Okay, I'm off. I'll be back later.

Make sure you lock the door if you head out, okay?

Y-yeah, I know.

See you later, Mom.

Okay.

It's our turn to head out, Utena.

Here we are.

Behold

Our headquarters, Nacht Base.

I figured I should give you a tour,

seeing as you're a member of Enormita now.

Wow. Cool.

Yup, evil lairs gotta be cool.

So where's everyone else?

Our older members are out and about.

I'll introduce you when they get back.

Whaddya think? Pretty nice, huh?

Yeah. Real nice.

So, uh, can I go home now?

Bet you can already guess the answer.

Yeah, c'mon! Hang out a little!

At least make the trip worth it,

Utena Hiiragi-chan.

Wait, how do you know my name?

Vena-chan told me all about you. We gotta be friends!

This is Kiwi. She joined us just before you did.

I'm Kiwi Araga! Nice to meetcha!

The expl*sive Leopard!

Damn. You're a hella good escape artist.

Why did you do that?!

Sulfur was so right about you.

I watched your last fight, y'see.

You looked like a total loser, getting beat like that.

And then like, right after, you were smirking

like a total weirdo, Utena-chan.

I would've been pissed.

I would've flown back for a rematch.

But don't worry. I, the great Leoparde,

will beat some sense into you.

Oh no. She's cute.

Mmkay, here we go!

You think that thin little wall's gonna protect you?

Okay, Utena-chan.

Oh, right. Magia Baiser-chan!

Tell me, why do you fight the Tres Magia?

I hate them for stealing the spotlight.

I'm the cutest girl in the whole wide world,

so why does everyone lose their sh*t

over the Tres Magia?

I need those cows out of the picture.

Your turn, Baiser.

What's your reason?

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why do you fight?

I I don't

Wh..what the hell?!

I wouldn't blow that up if I were you.

You'll just end up hurting yourself, Leoparde.

Y'know, I don't actually want to fight.

Not you, not the Tres Magia.

Everyone's so strong and cute.

You're so adorable

it makes me wanna bully you!

You wanna know why I was smiling after I lost to Sulfur?

I smiled 'cause I was happy. My heart was so full of joy.

Every time, I see a new side of my darling Tres Magia.

A stronger, even cuter side.

I can't wait to make them writhe and squeal!

Holy sh*t, you're crazy.

How's that feel? Electrifying, isn't it?!

Doesn't it feel incredible?!

You f*cking lunatic!

Don't you want more?

You're just craving more, aren't you?!

How do you like this?!

This feels so good

for me, too!

Leoparde No, Kiwi-chan

Right now, you are the cutest girl

in the whole entire world.

There we go. Another one of the shackles

around her heart, released.

Everything's going according to plan.

Hey, Utena, we should get going.

Yes, we should.

Kiwi-chan

I'll see you again soon.

Good morning!

Morning!

I feel like yesterday was the worst one yet

So why do I feel better than ever?

Utena-chan!

Haruka-chan! G..good morning.

Morning!

Wow, you're like, glowing this morning!

Huh? Uh, thanks?

You ready for finals?

Oh, yeah They're coming up, huh?

Utena-chan!

Utena-chan?!

Wh-wha?

Ki..Kiwi-chan?!

Wh-what are you doing here?

Utena-chan, you okay?!

You said I'd see you again soon!

W-well, yeah, but

Is that our uniform?

Yup! Now we match!

I just transferred into your school!

We get to be classmates, now!

Wha?

Utena-chan, let's be BFFs!

Mwah, mwah, mwaaaaaaah! Mwah, mwah! Mwah!

I got here way too early

But I've never met up with a friend before

Utena-chan!

Ki..Kiwi-chan, why do you always tackle me?!

I've been so excited for today to come!

This is gonna be our first date, after all.

Date?!

And you're my first friend ever!

This is our chance to get to know one another!

I wanna know everything about you

And your body, too.

Wait, my my what?

OMG, this is so cute!

Utena-chan, let's take a selfie!

This one's goin' up on Snitter!

P-please don't upload any with my face in them!

It's so good. The sugar's taking over my brain.

What's wrong, Utena-chan? Don't like what you got?

Oh, no, I'm just not used to doing this.

I-I mean, like Eating in front of people

makes me nervous.

So that's why you always eat lunch alone.

H-how did you know that?!

Utena-chan, you're so adorable.

Say "ahh"!

Why'd you do that, Kiwi-chan?!

Aww, you're blushing!

What'd you buy, Utena-chan?

Magia Azure

of the Tres Magia

A figure of Magia Azure. This one just came out.

Come on! Why are we talking about

that stupid titty monster right now?!

S-sorry!

I-I forgot you said you hated the Tres Magia.

Y'know, Utena-chan, you're a lot different

when you're transformed.

During that battle you were acting totally unhinged.

Yeah, well

I don't really know why, either.

When I transform, I just can't hold back,

even though I know it's wrong.

Of course it's wrong. We ARE the bad guys.

I never wanted to be in Enormita. I got forced into it.

Wow, really?

How'd you join, Kiwi-chan?

Oh, well

Maybe like this?

OMG, I look so cute! I'm so posting this one!

Gimme those likes!

Yay, got one already!

I ran into

those magical girls!!

They're so cute!

Who the hell are these idiots?

Why's this post popping off?

Ugh, pay more attention to me!

I hate magical girls!

Oh, I know!

I sense a bad guy in the making!

Hey, friendo.

Who the hell are you?

Do you hate magical girls?

f*ck 'em.

Wanna take 'em down?

Hell yeah.

Our evil organization battles magical girls-

I'm in.

And that was that.

That's it?!

But what about world domination?

Don't care about that at all.

But, like, before, I wanted everyone in the world

to tell me how cute I am.

But now, I'm fine just hearing

that compliment from you, Utena-chan.

Oh, hey, Utena-chan!

Let's Trans Magia!

What?

Hey! What? How'd you make me transform, too?!

Dunno!

Let's celebrate our first date with a special selfie!

We can't! If we tranform here

It's those villains!

Enormita is here!

See?!

C'mon, pose!

What do you think you're doing, Enormita?!

See? I tried to warn you

The Tres Magia are here to punish you Enormita g*ons!

Here I thought I wouldn't have to fight today

Yeah, yeah, we know. Save the intro for TV.

Oh, right, sorry.

Why the hell are you apologizing to her?

And why are you here?

We haven't even done anything yet.

Wait, really?

Um, Magenta?

Oh?

Talk about a couple of cowards. Fine, then, run along.

Watching you turn tail

will make for fine teatime entertainment.

Oh, you wanna go, b*tch? Let's go.

Sulfur!

I'll blow you to pieces!

Sulfur's always so quick to start a fight

Leoparde-chan

Looks like it's just you and me.

Yeah. Looks like it.

I know you can't hurt me outside of melee distance!

Those pea shooters of yours can barely touch me.

Man, I can't wait to f*ck up your stupid face!

Magia Baiser

Sulfur was right. I can't tell what she's plotting.

I'd better not let my guard down!

She uses that crop of hers to make monsters.

What'll it be today? What's she going to do to me?

No, stop that! Why am I thinking about that?!

Get your head in the game, Sayo!

I'm Magia Azure! A powerful magical girl

who strikes down evil!

What is wrong with her?!

Blindfolded again!

Now stay put.

Her boobs

When they're bound like that they're so

big and bouncy!

M-my breasts?!

She's touching my breasts?

Wh-what's she going to do?

N-no, not my breasts!

Stop!

Don't play with my breasts!

Dammit!

You're outta shots. That's what you get

for blowing your load all over the place.

That means it's our turn to go on the offensive.

Leoparde-chan's in trouble! Now's no time for games!

Get 'er, Magenta!

Yeah!

Wait, Magenta!

The hell happened?

Azure was right there!

Wait, it's a figurine?

Another shadow clone? Is that her only move?

Looks like Leoparde and Baiser ran off

Blue-balling us again

We should probably help that idiot.

Azure!

Are you okay?

I hate them so much!

They're learning how to counter me!

Thanks for saving me, Utena-chan.

Sorry you lost your figure.

It's okay! I can always buy another.

I'm just glad

you made it out okay, Kiwi-chan.

Utena-chan!

Can I have a kissy?

A what?! Wh..what are you talking about, Kiwi-chan?!

I wuv you, Utena!

Let's go make out at a love hotel!

Wh..wha-?!

Just kidding about the love hotel.

Oh, huh.

I sure am pooped after that battle.

Let's go rest somewhere.

Yeah, same.

Ooh, here's perfect.

Cosplay

Hourly Prices

Hourly Prices

Overnight Stay OK

Hotel One Night

Hotel One Night

Kiwi-chan, this is a love hotel!

How are you this strong?!

Everyone Loves the Tres Magia!