01x02 - Vs. Son Hee and Bacho

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SAKAMOTO'S

Man, Mr. Sakamoto,

you were so cool the other day!

VS. SON HEE AND BACHO

That close-quarters combat was insane!

Never seen anything like it!

Even retired,

you're the absolute best for sure!

Bam, bam, and then a counterpunch!

Get back to work.

And most of them

you k*lled with a single blow!

What's that?

"k*lled"?

Honey,

you aren't going back to being a hit man,

are you?

But you k*lled all those guys,

just the other day.

Made sure it wasn't fatal.

Honey, do I need to remind you

that I will file for divorce

if you break our family rule?

Divorce!

Good, I was just checking.

I'm going to go sweep outside.

So, what's this about a "family rule"?

You have to stop k*lling me in your mind!

Keep your mouth shut.

NIIKITA CHINATOWN

So this is Niikita Chinatown!

There's so much to see!

But why'd we come all the way here

to buy items for the shop?

Thanks, come again!

Only 50 per day!

"Heavenly Pork Buns"?

Is this what you came here for?

Got enough for Aoi and Hana, too.

He loves his family so much!

By the way, what was that "family rule"

Ms. Aoi was talking about?

Drop it.

No need to explain, just think about it!

And I'll take a peek!

Get out of my way!

Mr. Sakamoto!

HEAVENLY PORK BUNS

Oh no, the Heavenly Pork Buns!

If we brush the dirt off, maybe we can

Maybe not.

There she is!

- You b*tch!

- Get her!

MYSTERY GIRL

LU SHAOTANG

Think you can shake us

sneaking through alleys like a cat?

As if I'd get caught

by a bunch of dummies like you!

Mr. Sakamoto?

We might want to leave before things

They're ruined.

Sorry, this is no time

to be worrying about that!

Wow, she's using tai chi!

Surround her!

You little--

I've got you now.

Hey! Let go of me!

Keep her alive, but mess her up good.

Let's get those legs first,

so you can't run away.

Who the hell is this guy?

Freeze! Not another step!

- No!

- I'll k*ll--

What's her story?

Look, there she is!

She's with her g*ng! Get 'em all!

"Her g*ng"?

We're outta here!

After them!

You won't get away!

Who even are you guys?

sh*t!

DAN, INC.

Where's the girl?

It seems she's slipped away

She had two men helping her escape.

We're looking into who they are.

You let her get away again?

CEO OF DAN, INC.

We k*lled her entire clan

tracking her down!

If she disappears,

it'll all have been for nothing!

You idiot!

I'm terribly sorry, sir!

Enough!

Get out of my sight!

Send them in.

Yes--

Look, Son Hee,

his head is still gasping for air!

You fool

We don't play with dead bodies.

It's tasteless, Bacho.

These brothers are psychotic

Listen to me.

What we need is that girl's key.

Once we have that key,

we will be able

to rule all of the black market!

I don't care what it takes. Find the girl!

That means we can k*ll anyone

that gets in our way, correct?

Do what you want.

What?!

You're the daughter of a mafia family?

And not just any mafia family,

but the Lu clan?

Don't announce it to the whole world!

What do they want from you?

This little guy.

A key?

The key to our clan's hidden vault.

My parents trusted me with it.

Screw that, just get rid of it.

Nothing's worth your own life.

No way in hell!

My dad and mom

died protecting this key.

Shaotang, you go on ahead!

Run! Hurry!

If I let those guys get this now,

how can I face my parents in heaven?

Oh, I got carried away.

This isn't your problem.

Sorry for the trouble!

I guess this is goodbye.

Do you know how to make

an authentic pork bun?

Huh? A pork bun?

Well, my dad taught me the basics,

so I guess I could.

Mr. Sakamoto, don't get involved in this!

I have a bad feeling about her.

Cancel today's shopping trip.

We're going to save this girl.

But you have to make us pork buns

once we get you back alive.

Do we have a deal?

The heck? Are you two

Mr. Sakamoto!

Mr. Sakamoto!

They caught up while we were yakking.

Also,

the situation just got a lot worse.

Bacho, I keep telling you,

your hits are in bad taste.

Oh, shut up.

There's no "taste" in hits to begin with.

We see, we k*ll.

If you want,

we can line up their dead bodies all nice.

I'm talking about the way you k*ll.

It's like I'm talking to a baboon.

What's with these guys?

Son Hee and Bacho.

They're twin hit men.

They charge an absurd amount of money,

but never miss their target.

They're serial K*llers that find joy

in slaughtering people.

They make sketches of

their victims' heads as a hobby.

They're insane!

I guess we're famous now.

Isn't that nice, Son Hee?

You moron.

We're hit men.

We should be ashamed

that we're drawing attention.

Yeah, you should be ashamed!

Are you mad 'cause we k*lled your friend?

Looks like Lu's

not the only little girl here.

You think you k*lled my friend?

You must be pretty dumb.

Only an amateur hit man

wouldn't know Taro Sakamoto.

Talk while you can, kid.

Son of a

Who are you?

Red bean buns would be nice too.

Where are we?

CLOSED

That guy packs quite a punch.

Don't you think, Bacho?

The roof must have been rotting.

I'm gonna destroy him.

Little lady.

Hand over the key now,

and I'll give you an elegant death.

Deal?

This is all I have left of my parents

I'll guard it with my life!

Oh, my.

Your parents said something like that

before I diced them up.

What a shame.

Obsessing over some object

over your own life?

What terrible, terrible taste.

Shut up!

No!

How dare you!

Don't be dumb.

You can't let them get under your skin.

That vault contains all my ancestors'

wishes and hopes for generations.

Dad died protecting that.

k*lled by these assholes

Okay, then.

Come on now, don't get in our way!

She was so close to seeing her

beloved parents again.

No one has the right

to tell others what's important or not.

Why

Why are you risking your life to help me?

You're covered in blood again

I had work

"Work"? I think you mean "m*rder"!

How can you do something like that?

I had to work

so I could buy you a present

I don't want it. You're handing it to me

with literal blood on your hands!

That's it.

If you can't change your ways,

I guess

we can't be together.

Bye-bye.

- Someone fell!

- What?!

That was a longer drop than I thought.

Thank goodness for this snow!

See?

You'd miss me if I died, wouldn't you?

Don't you get it?

The feeling that made you want to save me

is shared by every person out there.

Everyone is loved by someone.

So please, promise me

you won't k*ll anymore.

That's our rule.

To make up for

all the people you've k*lled,

from here on out,

spend your life saving people instead.

The bleeding's stopped.

No k*ll rule. Got it, Shin?

Yes, Mr. Sakamoto!

Get over yourselves, you amateurs!

Take this!

You've got some moves.

Bacho, you thinking what I'm thinking?

I sure am, Brother. Let's do it!

Cast-iron Technique,

Slashes of Hell!

We'll turn you into mincemeat!

What?

Are you okay, Mr. Sakamoto?

I think I pulled a muscle.

Here, a pain relief patch.

Did he dodge all that?

But Slashes of Hell is inescapable!

Not to mention how big he is.

How can it be?

There's not a single scratch on him!

Bacho, you thinking what I'm thinking?

I sure am, Brother. Let's do it!

You're the third person to witness this!

Cast-iron Technique!

You b*stard!

My enhanced-strength chakram!

Who is this man?

I'm not used to that kind of weight.

Ouch.

Here, Mr. Sakamoto, for your hand.

Damn it! Forget these two.

I'll just get the girl!

I heard that!

COOL IMPAC

REFRIGERATOR SMASH!!

Seriously, who are you two?

Just a couple of retail workers.

I don't get you one bit.

Damn it! Where's Bacho and Son Hee?

There's treasure right behind these doors!

All I need is that key. That little key!

Delivery!

Bacho! Son Hee!

Who the hell are you?

What did you do to my guards--

Shut it.

Don't say a word.

You!

Sorry! I'm sorry!

I'll do anything! Please!

"Sorry" won't bring back my parents!

Get ready to repent in hell!

Are you sure that's enough?

Maybe a couple extra blows--

Stop k*lling me in your mind!

Stay out of it.

It's enough.

You can't go around k*lling people

every time they upset you.

"Choose to live a happy life."

That's what Dad always said.

Anytime now, pink hair.

Can it, rude guy!

I have a name and it's Lu Shaotang.

This key is so old, it's not turning.

Now we're talking!

What's inside?

Hey, I should go in first!

Whoa! Look at all the treasure!

And books? CDs? Plushies?

What a weird collection

Look, an inventory.

Let's see.

"The head of the Lu clan shall leave

their most treasured items in this vault."

I guess each clan head

considers different things treasure.

I wonder what my dad left.

What does it say?

"Something to drink with Shaotang

when she's of age."

That's so Dad.

Come on. What does it say?

It says it's the best liquor on Earth!

Have some! A sign of my gratitude.

It better be good stuff!

Mr. Sakamoto, you held on to these?

What are these? Why are they all smashed?

Because of you.

They still taste good, though.

Japanese pork buns aren't half bad.

Yesterday, in Niikita Chinatown,

what is believed to be a g*ng fight

between mafia members broke out.

Witnesses say--

Good morning!

Too loud.

Headache, hungover

Here, drink this, Mr. Sakamoto.

MIKAN JUICE

Welcome--

Boss, this apron fits perfect.

What are you doing here?

I don't have a job.

I'm gonna make authentic pork buns here.

But you've got all that treasure!

I'm not using my family heirlooms.

Are you dense?

What did you say?!

Simple-minded?

Please be quiet.

By the way,

I was really moved by your story.

You know, the reason you stopped k*lling.

How do you know?

When we were fighting those creeps,

I saw the memory

you were thinking of, and

You're one of us now. It's your rule, too.

SAKAMOTO FAMILY RULES

Yes, sir.

"Rule number one. Do not k*ll people."

I'll k*ll you if you do.

That contradicts your own rule!

From the JAA.

WANTED

The bounty on this fat-a*s is

one billion yen.