01x15 - Runaway

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family about your if you're into fun and

you love to play if you like funny jokes

they put you away if you like to die in

still slamming sound and you're like

having lots of friends right Nikki one

of those kids by the rule that said

buddy you're about to see your very best

place you could be

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make a muscle squeeze really squeeze

with all your other arm let me see

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yeah and especially you with these two

strings one string two strings I'm going

to show you a magic trick Amanda you

hold this string Sabrina you hold this

string hold your hands up hold on don't

let go hold him up I okay

I'm gonna hold both ends in my hand and

Sabrina when I say three you put on your

end and Amanda you put on your end okay

here we go ready one two three pull and

the two strings have joined into one

string it's magic

well it's magic unless you know how and

then it's just plain fun you want to

learn how all right come close girls and

I'll show you many strings can be

separated if you just pull the strands

apart and then you hold it and you twist

the strands into kind of horns see now

there's the string with horns and if you

pinch right at the point of those horns

it looks like you've got one string two

strings doesn't it yeah now you hold one

end and you hold the other end and I'm

grabbing this part in the center but

when I said

Sabrina pull Amanda pull I had already

done the trick and pulled it and so then

I said one two three pull and the string

is joined like that and if you watch us

every day you'll be able to string along

with us you want to try it

sure go ahead

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it's a tongue-twister that is a tongue

twister it what tongue twister I noise

annoys analyze them so you were making

that noise to annoy this oyster yeah

sweetheart he's supposed to do it three

times spoons

no no you're supposed to say it three

times per se right say a noise a noise

is an oyster a noise a noise an oyster I

know it's an oyster can you do it I

could do it yeah but I want to know they

can do a noise and noise an oyster try

it

and nice and nice and I said why do you

have a tummy ache I had together since I

ate that other ice that yesterday mmm

was it fresh I don't know well how did

it look when you open the shell you're

supposed to open the shell

now I lay me down to rest I pray I past

tomorrow's test if I should die before I

wake

that's one less death I'll have to say

musi don't sin little lambs you noisy a

kiddy divey too wouldn't you

there is a doats and dozy doats and let

lamzy divey

ikedaya v2 mairzy doats and dollars and

dollars and the stuff you are singing

it's so what's so funny

damn that's not dumb that is a song that

your parents and your grandparents sang

50 years ago not mine

why not mine sang black sheep oh well a

lot of people remember that song it is

so done it's not dumb dumb it's just a

silly song telling me oh come on

I like rap but lots of the songs have

nonsense words and sounds in them while

this song makes a lot of sense

okay okay what do you call a lady horse

neighs I see no no a lady horse is a

mayor a 13 male is a person who ran a

city that's a mayor is a mayor Oh a lady

less is a man that's right what do you

call the lady dear Andy no baby is a

baby dear lady there is a dome Yeah

right and what do you call the baby goat

no don't kid me I'm not gonna get it

that's it it's not a baby goat it's a

kid so if you take course a goat and a

deer and you put them together what have

you got I do know a song

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and it's my song why didn't you say stop

stop stop stop this is not a song about

a lab this is certainly not a song about

you know they just mention a lamb in the

song they say little lambs eat isay are

you gonna eat well IV is a plant so

there may be some lambs that he died he

don't you think well at any rate now you

know the song Hey yeah uh-huh

and so do you and you want to sing it

with me

would you just repeat after me I'll

review if you say there is mass eat oats

and dozy doats ô and liddle lamzy divey

yuck a kid lead IV - I can't believe it

wouldn't you know singing if you give me

a radio

I used to sing in the olden days the

olden days yeah

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once upon a time it was a bit did you

hear something okay once upon a time

take a sniff come on sniff you smell

anything no I do you know what that is

oh I do that's my favorite perfume that

was my favorite perfume lamb chop what

are you doing nothing and what are you

doing nothing with yeah I hope you'll

excuse me okay where is it

Larry's like where is my perfume bottle

look it isn't on the vanity what is it

look like my perfume bottle by now I

imagine it looks like a lot of broken

glass I don't see any broken glass on

that vanity table yeah well what do you

think I ought to do maybe you ought to

look someplace else

good come on you know what do you think

that was you stepped on something

yes what do you think I stepped on my

turtle your turtle never smelled that

good oh it's my perfume bottle mm-hmm

how do you like that oh I don't like

that I don't like that at all

you took something that belong to me I

know and you broke it I know that and

you're gonna be punished I didn't know

that

yeah I'm very angry with you can we

please discuss this later

no we're gonna discuss it right now

sandy not in well you should have

thought of that earlier mate well I'm

sorry but you will be what you will be I

will be what sir

how will I be sorry stick around and

find out it's picture Tonya's your

turn as though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha I'll teach you how to do what

I propose

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here goes I like tricks with sticks and

when you do this stunt you can use any

kind of sticks you can use twigs or

pencils or straws or toothpicks I need

to use cotton swab sticks cuz you can

see them really clearly now as you know

a triangle has three sides one two three

it takes three sticks to make the

triangle so of the betcha is I betcha

that I can change this triangle into two

triangles adding only two more sticks do

you know how to do it no watch I bet you

I can do it I had one stick I had two

sticks and now we have two triangles

using only five instead of six sticks

because the bottom line of both

triangles is one stick pretty tricky huh

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if you'll only try it charley horse have

you seen lamb truck aha oh thank

goodness she's supposed to be singing to

duet with me Oh where did she go Glen

when you saw her

why should she go anyplace when I saw

her she sees me all the time where did

you see her when when you saw her before

Beefalo land before now I didn't see her

now honey she's missing what's she

missing she's missing herself how could

she be missing herself did she go that

she couldn't find herself Charlie Rose

you're here right right and I'm here

right right where's lamb chop I don't

know that's all I wanted to know I

didn't tell you anything

I know and you took your time doing it

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I hope we stop Allah don't be an old

slowpoke

give me your knock-knock joke please

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knock knock who's there

fanny Kandy h* anybody calls I'm out

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I love what are you doing here in your

room

you know you're supposed to be singing

you do it with me well I'm not yes I can

I'm never gonna sing to do it with you

again for now on you sing your duets

alone why because I am furious with you

tell me what are you doing what are you

doing what does it look like I'm doing

it looks like you're wrinkling all your

clothes well I don't care and anyway I'm

not talking to you

oh well if you were talking to me yeah

what would you say I'd say I'm running

away why I said I'm running away what

did you say she said she is running away

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excuse me sherry what do you want

hushpuppy lambs out there lon something

was lamb chop he wants something why

doesn't she come and ask for it she

ain't talking to you

well how do you know she wants something

she's talking to me and I'm talking to

you what does she want she wants wanted

a knife did you play in the head which

one it don't matter

well what does she want the map for what

does anybody want in that fall to find

out where they're going desert God so

where's she going away away yeah and

she's in a hurry because she's running

there she's running away well I mean I

don't know what map to give a Sharon

just give her any old map and it'll make

her happy all right

here's a map you give it to her thank

you she she welcome okay now this is a

game that Brian and I were about to play

it's called the map tap game and what

you do is you spread a map over two laps

I know you don't have to ops but your

friend or your brother or sister we

spread it over two laps and then one

person looks at the map and picks out a

spot and says I see a spot that starts

with uh for example if they pick Canada

they say I see a spot that starts with a

c and then the other person has to tap

the map and the first person says colder

colder hotter hotter until you guess

which spot the first person thought of

Brian have you picked the spot yeah all

right tell me what does it start with M

and M okay here I go

Oh Mexico you're in a freezer freezer

Montana Minnesota and that's how you

play I hope I didn't give the people of

Minnesota a headache tapping on them and

it's the first time I've ever been hot

and boiling in Minnesota especially in

the winter but that's the map tap game

try it with a friend

Oh

come on over here I'm here but I'm not

talking to you Oh still mad at me yes oh

yeah still mad at me oh okay I got over

it

nothing sure I shouldn't have

embarrassed you in front of everybody no

kiddin I'm really sorry I did a bad

thing

me too what I did a bad thing

I certainly taken your costume but it

always smells so nice when you wear it

oh I love it

and it looks so pretty in the bottle so

I took it in inside you know what I did

I bought you your own bottle of perfume

oh thank you why did you put it back

there I can't get my nose behind my ear

it's okay I'll put it anywhere you wish

where shall I put it

III my buttons oh thank you good now are

you still gonna run away

I have them why I'm all pad would you

come here

oh I love you and if you should run away

dear as you sometimes said you would how

sad I'd be I'd have to let you go but I

think you ought to know precisely what

you might expect from me if you should

run away run away run away so that I can

be with you if you should fly away I'll

become the thing that rhymes with nerd

what do you think if you should run away

run away run away

I'll turn into something so that I can

be with you if you decide to drive I'll

become the thing that runs with star

what do you think that is

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you should run away run away run away I

know what I'll do I'll turn into

something so that I can be with you if

you should go by railroad I'll become a

thing that rhymes with rain so that I

can be with you if you should sail the

ocean I'll become the thing that rhymes

with note why do you think that is if

you should run away run away run away I

know what I would do I'll turn into

something so that I can be with you if

you go rollerblading I'll become the

thing that rhymes with eight what do you

think that is

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a skate if you should run away run away

run away I know what I would do I'll

turn into something so that I can be

with you if you should go by snow I'll

become a thing that rhymes with red what

do you think that is

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a sweat

if you should ever leave I'll follow you

all that I can say

but I really never even

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Oh

what is the difference between a

rhinoceros and a mattr baby what's the

matter baby nothing what's the matter

with you this is a three-month-old goat

from Crete Crete is an island right off

the coast of Greece but we did not have

to go to Greece to get this beautiful

baby uh-huh

we got it from the San Diego Zoo and we

want to thank the San Diego Zoo for

sharing their beautiful little baby goat

with us and we're gonna tell you a story

about a baby goat and a big coat and a

biggest goat it's three Billy Goats

Gruff come on come on it's for you okay

I want to tell my story I want to tell

my story to a human being person you're

a human being person will you join me

let me tell it to you yeah okay I'll

tell it to you too but you know I can't

always hear you when you make the sounds

and this is the story where you make the

sound it's the story of the three Billy

Goats Gruff now billy goats do you don't

really go to do when they make a sound

you're right it's very funny so anytime

I talk about the Billy Goats Gruff what

are you going to do I mean here you do

it that's good all right I'm once upon a

time there were three Billy Goats Gruff

and one day the three Billy Goats Gruff

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and they decided that they would go find

something to graze on now to graze it

means to eat the grass and to nibble on

the flowers you know stuff like that so

they walked and walked until they came

to a bridge and right across the bridge

was a meadow the meadow was full of

flowers and straw and tall grass they

were thrilled and so the three Billy

Goats Gruff decided to cross the bridge

and go into the meadow

unfortunately the bridge was guarded do

you know the story the bridge was

guarded by a mean trough good a troll I

didn't tell it to him and this troll is

so bad that whenever I mentioned the

troll I want you to go boo what are you

gonna do

okay so the three Billy Goats Gruff man

started to cross the bridge and as soon

as the littlest billy goat gruff got his

feet on the bridge the mean old troll

said o dares cross my bridge it must be

my supper and the little teeny billy

goat grouse said oh don't eat me I'm

strong and skinny why I don't even make

a snack no less supper he said why don't

you wait for my medium-sized billy goat

gruff nah he's bigger and fatter so the

mean old troll do you remember the mean

old troll said all right you may cross

after you've eaten the flowers and the

straw in the meadow I'll get you on the

way back

so the littlest billy goat gruff man

crossed the bridge and went into the

meadow and along came the medium-sized

billy goat gruff man and as soon as he

stepped on the bridge the mean old troll

said o dares cross my bridge it must be

my supper and the medium-sized billy

goat gruff said oh don't eat me wait for

my big brother he's very big and very

fat and so the mean old troll said you

may cross after you've eaten the flowers

and the grass in the meadow I'll get you

on the way back and a long came the

biggest brother billy goat gruff

and he started to walk on the bridge and

of course the mean old troll the mean

old troll said hole goes there you must

be my supper but before the mean old

troll boo could finish his sentence the

biggest billy goat gruff man punted him

with his horns rammed him with his horns

kicked him with his hooves and knocked

that mean old troll right into the river

and he swam away in a hurry and he was

never heard from again

and the three Billy Goats Gruff had a

very fine meal indeed this is the song

yes it goes on and on my friend

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I want you to go away

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