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01x21 - A Game of Golf

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wombles". Aired: 5 February 1973 – 24 October 1975.*
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01x21 - A Game of Golf

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[Applause]

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leave behind

is the home of The Wombles

great uncle Bulgaria is reading his

favorite newspaper

how many extra lamps did you say for the

passageway going Uncle Bulgaria

how many

um

one will do

four

no no no no no no no one will do

no I I said one are you deaf turbo Mori

hmm are you all right all right I urge

you one four

oh look

goodness gracious me what a Hailstone

and not a cloud in the sky

um

yes somebody's throwing ba*ls about by

the look of it is that ball nearly hit

me where can I find him oh

I'll give him a piece of my mind

throwing these little

projectiles oh

no

she was in these bushes now then come

out wherever you are I won't stand for

this oh where's my hat yeah yeah

let's get my hat you can't walk about in

this blazing sun without a hat yeah now

ah look over here yeah

it must be around here somewhere ah

there he is

take the club it's really no wrong

shoulder over there and and drive

through it this year hey

um have you lost this task ah weird at

my golf ball where did you find it great

uncle Bulgaria

it missed me by inches where did I find

it oh if I think I'm just next

Club what a lovely five wood yes you've

got to shout four before reaching it

that's part of the game really four

foreign

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oh what's this here no yeah I can use

this as a hoe and then knock the ball in

that's the idea isn't it yes you tap it

like that oh that's a duck or a vulture

or whatever birdie that's it there you

are Toms you see now if we put orinoco's

deck chair behind the cup that will stop

the ball from going too far when we hit

it from over there you see yes come on

come on

it's teeing off you know Uncle Bulgaria

not eating it yes listen

what about my faulty wings

um

now tee off Uncle Bob Gary down down the

hill

yes I will

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what am I still

oh

first one I'm not gonna stand here I

think I shall think I shall tee off and

have tea

they're just in time

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