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01x14 - Crossed Lines

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wombles". Aired: 5 February 1973 – 24 October 1975.*
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The Wombles are creatures that live underground, collecting and recycling human rubbish.

01x14 - Crossed Lines

Post by bunniefuu »

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thank you

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[Applause]

making good use of the things that we

find things that be every day folks

leave behind

this is the home of The Wombles

in his office great uncle Bulgaria is

having a bit of bother with the Womble

telephone system

hello hello hello

dreaded thing but have a word with

Tobermory about it

hello hello is that you Bulgaria hello

hello

must be dust in the pipes again yeah hmm

you'll have to speak up Bulgaria

wait

huh

October Mori I want a word with you

about our Borough telephone system

no yeah that that's better I can hear

you properly now all right yeah well

well of course you can hear me properly

I'm here I'm here what oh oh yes oh yeah

there you are

now our present interboro telephone

system is more trouble than it's worth

you're better invent a better one turbo

Moray

well I mean that's easy said than done

and

that's all right

well then get some tools together

let's see yeah that's a handy bit of

pipe yes hmm

Wellington

would you come and help me in the

end let's see yeah yes I'm here what

should I do hmm

just a minute just a minute there's some

tools together let's see now we'll need

a saw here that's what we need uh what

can you do now yes you can uh bring them

bits of pipe along

yes um all these all these pipes right

yes one

two quite heavy quite heavy yeah it's

off here

uh better pull that Rod out I spoke

right out

oh come on

oh that sounds like a telephone oh yeah

um

hello

got cut off

yeah then now then I've got all this

here

yes oh that's a nasty hole in the wall

there hmm

yeah that pipe there leads directly to

this

internal

um this system here you see and it just

um bang that in there and then we'll see

a little bit right now let's see let's

see let me show you what to do you see

Wellington you are going to be our first

switchboard Womble

right now this piece here is the

connecting pipe now you see what you do

when that goes down like that see that's

a call so what you do you put your

connecting pipe in there and then you've

got the other end to speak to you see

yeah yes I see yes yes of course

yes they should have finished the new

telephone system now hello

hello hello is that the exchange I would

like to talk to the kitchen please no no

no hula there is that you the kitchen

there is it and then you see you've got

a

that's it that's it yeah

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I'm trying to connect you I'm trying to

connect you yes

oh

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