02x19 - Forget It!

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you this reads new door yeah that's what

it reads new door can you take the

letters of these two words and rearrange

them so that they make one

word that's a bet you I bet you I

can I just did one word

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afternoon Hush Puppy oh hello there I

haven't seen you for a long time I'll

see where was I uh you weren't anywhere

Hush Puppy I was on vacation oh oh nice

where'd you go well no don't tell me

don't tell me let me guess um I'm

guessing oh I know you went mountain

climbing to the top of the beautiful

Colorado Rockies

I can't take those Hills anymore oh oh

oh oh no I got it you went to Florida

and you sunbathed on the beautiful

beaches right I wish but the sand clogs

up my carburetor oh then it had to be a

trip to New York City the excitement the

bright lights

Broadway give my ring oh traffic's too

hard on my transmission oh well then

where did you go two week

vacation what Garden Spot did you visit

oh my garage your garage what kind of

vacation is d a great one I got my motor

overhauled and my paint

detailed my goodness that's no vacation

oh sure it is never felt better in my

life H now there's an idea maybe I

should spend my next vacation at the

veterinarians getting my appendix out

hey if it ain't broke don't fix it yeah

right right hey Sherie could you help me

with my math homework sir L not it

wouldn't be right maybe not but at least

you could

try all right how may I help you well

look look here what there's a 10 yeah

now how much is five k*ll and five k*ll

how much is five Q + 5 q yeah here's how

you do it 5 and five

is 10 right yeah and then you bring down

the Q so the answer is 5 q and 5 q is 10

Q what ten you you're

welcome ten you you're welcome tenq

you're welcome it's a

joke you got me it's not the first

time it's

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a that's a funny

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J no no no no I can so charlie horse you

cannot land chop can so jelly horse

cannot land chop can so cannot can so

cannot cannot can

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so hey you tricked me good but it still

won't work you still cannot yes but I

almost heard you

there yeah well big deal no matter what

you say you cannot be in the school

talent show why not because you're too

young that's it you see you got to be

eight to be in the school talent show

but I'm going to be eight when 2 years

from now a two bad you missed it by two

years what a shame that I thought

nothing you're six and you can't be in

the show yeah how about if I bring along

a 2-year-old and we come together as an

8-year-old that won't work I don't

understand why is six too young you

don't know when to laugh you don't know

when to cry you don't know what to clap

they get frightened they can't learn

their lines you're going to ruin the

whole thing I will not Jolly horse you

will so will not will so hey guys what's

going on here Jolly horse says I'm too

young to be in the school talent show

why can't she Charlie because the

teacher said you had to be eight or up

to be in the school talent show you're

going to have to wait until you grown up

like me I'll never be like you oh sure

you will someday you'll be grown

up sure

someday someday someday folks are always

saying someday someday you can do

whatever you like I've heard that song

before somay somay folks are always

saying someday I used to wait for

someday but I don't wait anymore will

someday be tomorrow will someday be a

week will someday be a year or so tell

her cuz she'd like to know somay someday

folks are always saying someday but I

never get my somay I have

found cuz though I wait for somay I just

get another glum day and my someday

never comes around

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somay oh yes

ala this is the letter

W and this is another

W boy am I thirsty how about a little

tea

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that charie

horse who needs him who wants him first

he hits me and he teases me and now he

lies to me Lamb Chop what are you

talking about I found out in school

today that when Charlie hor said that

you had to be 8 years old in order to be

in the school show yeah he made that up

he just doesn't want to have me around

oh darling that's terrible hi Sherry

Charlie Horse will you get over here

please what what

what what is it Sherry I I don't have a

lot of time to chat exactly who do you

think you are uh the star of the school

talent show that's who and now if you'll

excuse me I got to go rehearse wait whoa

whoa whoa whoa not so fast young man uh

I get it you want me to rehearse for you

no I want you to explain why you lied

about Lambchop not being able to perform

in the school talent show just because

she was too young no no no I I didn't

lie he did no no I I changed the truth

that's the same thing and you are not

going to be permitted to perform in the

school talent show oh no but no I'm

sorry you're grounded now you go to your

room and think think about what you've

done

that's telling him Sherry thank you Lamb

Chop now what are you going to do at the

school talent show Oh I thought that I

could uh you know I really I always I'm

very good I I could I I should I would I

don't know I get it well let's think huh

let's put our heads together on

this now you did a wonderful job of

singing with me this morning you

remember oh that's a good idea oh I like

that yes we could sing that no no no no

not

we not because this is a school talent

show you have to do it all by yourself

alone

uh-huh by

myself oh maybe I know that one way down

up on

the what is the name of the that

River I don't know I

love I forgot who I love oh maybe I know

this one I'll never

forget what's his

name Mr

barely I can't remember anything

Lambchop hi

hi hi hey I heard you practicing yeah

yeah yeah yeah would you like to

rehearse for me rehearse what the song

what song the song that you're going to

sing when at the school talent

contest I can't remember anything any

song that you taught me I mean my memory

is getting terrible shley Sherie whatuh

I'm Sherry I'm sorry it's okay now this

song that you're trying to remember yes

yes is there anything you can tell me

about it yes um

um it has words words yes and also also

music Words and Music yes oh that's very

helpful thank you Charlotte Sherry no

I'm not Sherry I'm the CH no you're not

black CH no you're not CH lither no CH

ter no Chi No so give me a hint Sheila

Sherry no that's my name concentrate

no it's a shorter name than that

concentrate what kind of name is that

wait a second happy birthday to me happy

birthday dear Lamb Chop that's it that's

my name I'm Lamb Chop yeah how could I

forget that I know it as well as I know

my own name yes yes right right what is

the problem here I just can't

remember any songs I'm so excited and

nervous about the school talent show

well honey if you can't remember a song

yeah why don't you write a song huh why

don't you write a song that's really

about you what do you mean write a song

that's honestly about you tell the

audience all about yourself and you know

they will like it and you will remember

it really I promise write myself a

song okay I'll write myself a song I'll

do it thank you Shelly

you're welcome I love to dance I love to

sing but laughing is my favorite thing

you are not the first to hear a f little

pumpkin make my come on Charlie make

my dogs and cats and bears and bats all

are mammals so are rats whales are

mammals camels too I'm a mammal so are

you now I know that's not funny it's

just true you know and besides if you

got a better poem send it to me I'm not

proud mm- no way the Happ smile on me

did not magally it's all because of take

my word the funny little poem that I

just

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heard H's Act is great I know great you

should have seen the way I would have

done it and here is my next trick oh you

didn't tell me about the song that you

wrote for yourself you didn't forget I

didn't you did forget I did well did you

did I what forget forget what the song i

s the song you wrote all about yourself

oh no I didn't forget Miss ging good cuz

you're up

next well thank you thank you so

much and I would like to thank

personally my big brother Charlie horse

for Te teaching me magic he taught me

everything I know say thank you buddy

yeah sure I taught him everything he

knows but I didn't teach him everything

I

know you know maybe maybe it's not such

a good idea for me to sing now maybe

later and now singing her very own song

Here's Lambchop Lamb Chop it's later get

out

there oh Hush Puppy you were great well

thank you Sheri it's your turn lamp

chop um first thing that I would I would

like to Lamb Chop is there a problem see

I told you so I told you so Lamb Chop is

too young to be in the school talent

show

ha I heard that I am not too young to

perform Charlie Horse I'll show

you I'll show

all of you ladies and people my next

song that I wrote all about myself and I

would like to desecrate this song to my

big brother Charles Horse who is always

around when I'm in

trouble mainly because he got me there

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sh you think you see me but all the me

that you see is all the me that I want

you to

see you think you know me but all the me

that you know is all the me that I want

you to

know there's a part of me that no one

knows about

and no one ever will cuz I won't tell

cuz it's a secret you think you see me

but all the me that you see is all the

me that I show though I know you'd like

to go where only I can go where only I

can hide the only place you'll see the

me that's really me the me

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inside a show though I know you'd like

to go where only I can go where only I

can hide the only place you'll see the

KN that's really me the

me inside

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it's a trick it's a trick and what's

going to happen is that you guys are

going to pick one of these things on the

table there a football and a drum and

teddy bear and a skate And A Truck you

know you're going to pick one of these

wonderful things now in the meanwhile I

will have gone someplace like over there

and I will have stuck my fingers in my

ears and closed my eyes so that I cannot

hear

and I cannot see and I do not know what

you picked then I'm going to come back

and one of you will stand up and name

the items on the table and when the

thing that you picked is mentioned you

know what Gary what I'll know what it is

how do you like that like magic you like

that Nicholas would you like to know how

I'm going to do it ha I'm going to tell

you but first we're going to do the

trick all right first I'm going to go

over there and you quickly agree on any

one I Gary show it to the camera after

it's picked okay is that a deal yes it

is okay and when I am over there since

my ears are plugged up and my eyes are

closed I won't know when you've picked

it so one of you two on the end come and

get me and bring me back so that I don't

just stay there forever okay all right

Jim okay here we go it's finger sticking

time into my ears and I can't hear

baseball okay okay Amanda you be the one

to pick you you stand over there now you

name all of the things on the table and

when you name the one that they picked I

will know it all right here we go

football

drum

airplane teddy bear teddy bear that's

the one did you pick a teddy bear yes

okay now here's how we did here's how I

knew cuz I'm not all that smart I knew

because she didn't send me a

signal I was sending her a signal she

was my magic assistant but I was

standing like this did you notice I can

could have stood anyway I could have

stood like this or like this but I was

standing like this and when I wanted

Amanda to name the thing that you picked

I changed my position so she was naming

things and watching and when I went like

this what did you say teddy bear I could

have gone like this I could have gone

like this when you want your friend to

name the thing that was picked you

change your position thank you very much

and your friends will all be watching

the assistant thinking that she's going

to send the uh signal and they'll be

waiting for the signal that never

comes give me a knock knock joke don't

knock a knock knock joke you're always

dumb so tell me how

come after one the laugh will bubble up

after four I always double up don't be

an old SL pooke give me a knock knock

joke

please knock knock who's there who oh h*

there's an echo in here isn't

there I love the knock knock

joke I call this game big mouth and I'm

not even referring to myself you play it

with a piece of aluminum foil and you

see it's it's not a new piece I wouldn't

waste a new piece I'm taking a piece

that was used and washed it off and I

squaggle it into a ball I spend a lot of

my time scrunching this stuff into ba*ls

now the reason I call this game big

mouth is cuz I play it with a jar that

has a big mouth would you like to see

the jar it used to have mayonnaise in it

but I enjoyed the mayonnaise wash the

jar and now it's part of a game it's

right down there take a look that is my

big mouth and I call it Big Mouth

because mayonnaise jars have a very big

mouth at the top the point of this game

the point of the game is you take your

ball I have pockets full Pockets full

you didn't think these bulges were me

did you I have pockets full of ba*ls

because this game is not as easy as it

looks although sometimes you get lucky

you take your ball and you try to

standing up you don't bend down like

this standing up you try to throw the

ball into the big mouth of the jar want

to see me do it I can do it I can do it

stand up Sher here we

go okay I got another

one oh almost right I'm standing up

oh I'll move a little further

over that's the game called big mouth

and I'm going to play wish you were here

so you could play with me but you'll

have to make the game all by yourself

have

fun two in a

row if ever you're at that and you can

feel yourself begin to choke just step

out of the box straighten your socks and

tell yourself a

joke this is Wahoo

Wahoo and he is a great horned owl from

the San Diego Zoo and because I is

supposed to be so wise I'm going to ask

him a riddle let's see if he could guess

it here's my little

raie how do cows add or

subract do you give up he gave up look

he turned his head away from me here's

how cows add and subtract they do it

with a calculator

it's a funny

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fny it's a funny

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J oh I'm tired Robin sry tell us a story

while I

rest all right what kind of stories

surprise us surprise you okay I'm going

to tell you guys the story about the

ugly ducklings oh yeah the ugly

ducklings story oh you've heard it no

all right once upon a time you I we know

how the story starts get on with it oh

all right on a Shore near a lake a

mother duck sat on a sofa sat on a sofa

Ducks don't sit on

sofas no dear the mother duck sat on a

nest full of what do you think was

that's a lumpy thing to sit on eggs well

the mother duck was waiting for the eggs

to scramble so she could have bacon and

eggs and toast no

no she was waiting for the eggs to hatch

and when baby ducks or baby chicks come

out of a shell that's called hatching

and so after a couple of weeks she felt

the first of her little ducklings begin

to Peck through their eggshell and soon

out hatched 10 Little Indians one

L out came 10 beautiful little what's a

baby duck called duckling duckling right

however in the nest there remained one

very large unbroken unhatched egg and a

few hours later out popped popcorn

no out popped a baby bird but instead of

being a beautiful little yellow duckling

this one was a large hot dog no it

wasn't oh you're being very silly today

no this baby bird was big and not very

cute and the other ducklings took one

look at this clumsy creature with stubby

feathers and they began to laugh and

they called it an ugly duck ugly

duckling all day long the little

ducklings played on the lake but they

never invited the ugly duckling to join

them and this made him so sad oh this is

tragical well as summer turned to fall

all the mama ducks and their ducklings

flew South to avoid the winter snows

what did they put in their suitcases

what

suitcases no what you know the suitcases

had their stuff in it so they could

spend the whole winter in the South no

darling Ducks don't have any stuff so

they don't have any suitcases The Ugly

Duckling stayed at the lake for he was

too ashamed of himself to go with the

rest and soon ice began to form and

finally the lake was frozen solid and

The Ugly Duckling was forced to live in

a clump of Weeds on the shore he lived

in the ice and he became a doicle a

doicle what's a

Dule no a Dule is an icicle made out of

duck The Ugly Duckling shivered in the

weeds like I said shivered in the weeds

until spring arrived and when it got

warmer guess what happens to the ice

melts melts melts and one day The Ugly

Duckling saw a flock of swans what's a

flock a flock is a big bunch of swans

beautiful swans they landed on the lake

and they swam up to the ugly duckling

but he hid his face in shame why do you

hide your face they asked because I'm

such an ugly duckling he said yeah duck

the swans laughed they said you're a

beautiful Swan just look at yourself and

The Ugly Duckling looked down at his

reflection in the water and instead of

an ugly duckling he saw that he was a

swan a beautiful Swan and he had a long

graceful neck and instead of stubby

feathers his feathers were long and

fluffy and the

spread his large wings and he saw that

he had grown to be a beautiful swamp

everyone agreed that this was the most

beautiful Swan they had ever seen and

from that day forward never again was he

called the

ugly that's it yeah you call that an

ending well well how do you want to end

the Story come on let's end it for

everybody and they live happily ever

after this is the song that doesn't

end yes it goes on and on my friend some

people started singing it not knowing

what it was and they'll continue singing

it forever just because this is the song

that

does it go on and on

my people started singing it not knowing

what it was and they'll continue singing

it forever just because this that song

that how do I turn you off goes on and

on my friend

okay I can't believe you

guys okay it that's it that's it what

are you doing

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this is the last time right this is

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it far away go

go keep on

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going this is the song that Charlie

Horse no no stop stop stop stop Charlie

stop I want you to go away go away and

don't slam

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