02x21 - Chicken Pox

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yours were just Hubert well this is

pickup sticks with a new twist because I

call it straw Klaus and I do it with a

straw you bend down a couple of inches

at the top of the straw at one angle

that's the new twist and then you bend

the other end of the straw at another

angle see they're not bent the same way

this is a good game to play by the way

at picnics or in the backyard but if

you're at home you then take a piece of

tape and you put it around to keep the

straw in that bend position there's one

angle and there's the other angle by the

way this works with any kind of straws I

have plastic straws here and they're

really not as good to play with as just

plain paper straws okay now here's the

aim of the game what you have to do is

with this little hook you want to pick

up another straw

but your hands must never touch any

straw but the first one you've picked up

then with the second straw you want a

hook

the third straw

ah oh oh that was the last straw well

I'll try one more here we go

coming coming and so it goes

you just keep picking up straws one

after another I tell you this is more

fun than a barrel full of monkeys knock

knock who's there

vanna vanna who benefit gonna eat Yoruba

did you hear that word Yoruba it's the

name of an ethnic group of people in

West Africa and of all of the sl*ves

dragged from Africa to America

the largest number were Yoruba this is a

Yoruba instrument called a Gogol can you

say I go go I go go fun to say fun to

play whoa yeah and this started as a

Aruba instrument such a good instrument

it's now played by people all over the

world I'm not gonna get to play it John

gets to play on Fogo there you go

and you and I because we don't have one

whenever we talk about the odd go go

we'll go Bing Bing Bing or we'll go ding

ding dong let me hear you play it John

Bravo now this is called this it in

it is called the day because you

shake it no you shake it you go it makes

a wonderful sound

it's beads on a gourd and there's a hole

and the sound comes out of there now

Niki and Sabrina have shekar's you're so

lucky you and I we don't have Shepherds

but we'll go in the air like that

let's try come on I get to play djembe

drum I'm sorry you don't have a djembe

drum this isn't mine

this belongs to a wonderful drummer

named Bill summers and he loaned it to

me so I can play that's what you can do

because you don't have a Trump you go

Ton Ton Ton on your knee whenever we

talk about that hurt whoo whenever we

talk about djembe drum that's what you

do come on let's sing and play together

with everybody here goes shaky shaky

shaky shaky a go sticky sticky sticky

djembe drum goes tum tum tum

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Amanda just showed me a puppet and I've

never seen it before and hi baseball and

this is a puppet that I think you might

enjoy making it's very easy it's made

with a hairband the reason I like this

better than a rubber band is because a

rubber band can be too tight and can

stop your circulation you don't want to

use a tight rubber band so how do you

make your puppet well you get an old

sock and you cut out pieces of tape

circles or whatever and then you take a

rubber band and you put it between

between your thumb and your other

fingers doing it do it doggy it sound

right and then you put it behind the

knuckle right now there's the eye and

there's the mouth now what and then you

take another one and you slip it down

and then you take a piece of claw

I'll help you cuz you only have one hand

and you just tuck any scarf or napkin

into the rubber band as clothing and

there you have a rather cute puppet and

can I talk to your puppet okay I'll just

straighten it out - the eyes are on top

there we go

okay oh you're cute what's your name

here Gary

judy judy what dbx

Judy Wexler is not an interesting name

for a puppet and um Papa are you snake

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she ma'am she's a lamb I see this is a

lamb well I think that I think that your

puppet needs lamb lessons from lamb shop

but you have just gotten a puppet lesson

from Amanda so you want to say thank you

say thank you to Amanda welcome

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you say I bet you I can make two tears

in this sheet of paper and then you make

two strips but you don't tear all the

way down you leave the strips all

connected at the bottom then you say I

bet you that with one pull I can pull

both ends strips away from the middle

strip Brian and Amanda you have paper in

front of you just try to pull the two

ends strips with one pull away from the

middle strip go ahead

nope see what happens most of the time

this is what happens only one side will

come and what do you want to do is you

pull both end strips away from the

middle strip would you like to see me do

it yeah I am now going to pull both ends

strips away from the middle strip with

one pull

that's the tip used your lip that's the

end try it on a friend you each get to

pick one special event a month yeah but

hockey is my life

well I'm sorry this it was lambchops

turn to pick and she picked the hockey

game yeah but this is the big game

well I'm Chuck isn't feeling well all

right hey mean she isn't feeling well

and I was about to take her temperature

and so we'll see yeah I'm chip how are

you feeling what's the matter to me

feels great oh maybe she's got malaria

Charlie Rose malaria is a disease you

get in the jungle maybe she caught it

last night watching but are then love a

silly man Chuck I'm gonna take your

temperature who knows maybe you'll feel

better after your rest that open your

mouth yeah you feel warm hope you don't

have a fever uh-oh

shallow holes are down

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this is the letter T T V T V do you ever

get the feeling someone's watching you

it's just your imagination

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my love I think you've got the chicken

pox you've got to do something about

that scratching I only got two hands you

can't scratch my belly is my face which

is my hair even my eyelashes it's

darling what you need is to scratch

something else that's all the parts I

got there's nothing else to scratch even

my button is it Oh lamb chop you look

like you fell into a dish of raspberries

oh thank you very much tell us lamb chop

look would you stop stop stop stop relax

with chicken pox you're going to be in

bed for a little while yeah but the

hockey game Oh Oh lamb chop I'll make

the sacrifice I'll take your tickets and

I'll go all the way to the game and then

I'll watch the game and then I'll be

able to tell all my friends hey don't

count your chickens before they hatch

young man why not

because you're not going to the game

either why not because we may all have

lamb chops chicken pox and we leave the

house we'll give them to other people

I say let's get rid of them any way we

can

why did you tell jelly was not the

county's chicken pox until they hatch

not a chicken pox

not to count his chickens until they

hatch was that was that that's a story

don't count your chickens till they

hatch yeah

Oh to cheer you guys up I'm gonna tell

you the story nothing's gonna cheer me

up

me neither and you know chef sherry

sherry where are you going don't count

your chickens until they hatch a young

girl had milk all of her many pounds and

balancing the bucket on her head she was

on her way to market to tell the milk

and as she walked she talked to herself

and she said oh boy she said I'm gonna

make so much money from selling this

milk I'll be able to buy eight eggs and

then I'll put the eight eggs under my

finest hens and the eggs are hatching to

eight chickens and then the chickens

will grow big and fat and they lay

dozens and dozens and dozens of eggs and

all of those eggs will grow into

chickens and I'll sell all the chickens

and I'll make so much money I'll be able

to buy the prettiest dress in the whole

world and I'll go to the nicest parties

and everybody will ask me to dance

and I'll dance and I'll hop and I'll

twirl and she danced and she hopped but

when she twirled

the bucket of milk spilled to the ground

her milk was spilled and her plans were

spoiled and she said look what a dumb

thing I've done I counted my chickens

before they hatched you get the point of

that story yes it means don't count on

something until it happens marei that

means I can go to the game right because

if I can't count on my chickens

why should I count on my chicken pox

[Laughter]

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and you call the riddle we'll say okay

you never thought you're never ever in

your whole life

gonna get this read oh oh boy

must be a good one gurgling okay tell me

they where you live how many feet are

there and I yawn that's not a riddle

that up that's not a riddle if everybody

knows all those people out there know

that there are three feet in a yard

right I mean wrong there were three feet

in a yard wrong wrong wrong okay

how many feet are there in a yard I give

up Oh how many feet are there in a yard

it depends how many people are standing

in the yard

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thanks a lot Lambchop now you look like

you fell into a bowl of raspberries or

the worst part is the itching even if I

use your hands I couldn't scratch

everywhere that is oh you really

shouldn't scratch yourself yeah well I

can't afford to pay somebody else to do

it for me

no sherry gave me a good way to stop

scratching myself she let you stretch

her no she gave me something that stops

me from scratching myself you say it's a

picture of a chicken yes yes right and

every time I eat instead of stretching

myself I scratched the picture of the

chicken did it stop the itching no no

way but all that scratching was great

exercises got me into terrific shape

look

Wow that's really something watch out

Arnold Schwarzenegger

meet mr. H and here's his twin brother

here your pants are falling down

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do you like to learn the trick this is

another one of those pick a card any

card card tricks okay first I'll shuffle

the deck a little all right now would

you pick a card any card I don't care

what card you pick anyone wrote you like

that card are you sure you like that

card I'm trying to study it carefully

now show it to her don't show it to me

my eyes are closed and now show it to

the camera and now put it back anywhere

into the deck just shove it right into

the deck okay

now would you be surprised if your card

sat up and said hello to me because I

don't know what card you pick right okay

I'm going to hit the deck and say rama's

ami Ishkabibble and spread the cards out

um oh and there's only one card that is

facedown and that card is the eight of

Hearts was that the card you picked

yeah there it is there it is would you

like to learn how to do the trick okay

the secret is that before I started I

turned over the bottom card can you see

that I just went turn over so now I have

the back of a card on each side you see

what I mean sure all right now I'm going

to say to somebody pick a card oh come

on you do it again pick a card any card

any card at all you like that one

now while the person is looking Shawn

you take the deck and you turn it over

nobody can tell that you turning it over

because the back of a card is showing on

each side

but really all of those cards are face

up okay now you say put the card into

the deck go ahead put it into the deck

just the way you did before good

but now yours is the only card how do

you like that trick

there you go now you know how to do it

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Oh

yes

what do you call somebody that has a

dictionary in his back pocket

ah why do you call somebody who has a

dictionary in his back pocket I give up

what do you call somebody does a

dictionary in his back pocket

smartypants

[Laughter]

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they're not here mm-hmm they're not here

mm-hmm they're not here

they're not here and they're not here

and they're not whatever you're looking

for they're not here either

I know sherry they're all be is fine you

wouldn't be looking for your old bones

would you

I wouldn't funny I'd need food how many

times have I told you not to hide your

old bones around the living room well

you haven't changed one bit since you

are a puppy you know that what do you

mean oh I remember one time tell me tell

me tell me

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you know what I'm gonna make you your

favorite dinner do you know what it is

ah you don't know you love hamburger

and you love fresh homemade soup yeah

yes I'm gonna make you soup from that

soup bone I just bought what's matter

nothing oh good yes I got I've got a a

wonderful soup bone that was in this bag

look where's the soup bone

you don't know hey hey hey do you think

maybe baby charley horse took the bone

no horses don't like bones well I'll

tell you what we can't eat let's play

all right okay all right the first one

to find the soup bone gets a hamburger I

got ya

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boo-bear Sara Sara h* knock knock who's

there

did CID who sit down and take a rest

you look exhausted didn't like that one

either I love it

I want you to see my favorite picture

look this is a picture of me when I was

one year old even at the age of one I

posed a lot and I'm sitting in my

great-grandma's lap and see she has her

arms around me I bet she loved me and

this is my grandma and there's my

darling mama it's me at the age of one

you can see why that's my favorite

picture huh

we are a part of the same family

it started with two and it

and that's why I'm here now playin with

my great

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became

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could be my dear

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his wife and as you can see a child

turned out

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oh that was I don't know then only can

be lonely mean well there's no one to

share a garage with no one to play

bumper cars with loan to race with I

wish my parents had adopted another bus

well even a van are you kidding my

cousin Larry the tow truck he was always

pushing me around yeah but isn't that

like actually I kind of miss him look

even though he was a nerd he was family

yeah well maybe you're right maybe I

like childhood more than I think I do

hyah broccoli breath maybe not

and now put something

you know what this is it's a spider

doing push-ups on a mirror this is the

song that does it and yes it goes on and

on my friend zombie fairy