02x04 - The Circus

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if you're into fun and you love to play if you like funny jokes they put you away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of friends Ryan if you're one of those it slips by the rule that sad is bad these

cool little buddy you're about to see you're at the very best place that you could be

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join the kids and make a muscle squeeze

really squeeze with all your might know the other arm let me see just how strongly grown to be

make two missiles left and right come on pump it up strong

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yeah and especially you here's a pick a

card any card card trick that anybody can do pick a card and I really mean

pick any card I don't care oh you want that one all right take it I don't care what it is don't show it to me

um who else here place cards okay you cook Christy you come over here with me and you show the card to everybody

and don't let me see it and show the camera of the card and then put the card

against your chest so I can't see it did you do that okay I'm coming back alright

now put the card on top of the deck Thank You Christy you come over here and

you stand over there and I'll stand over here and I promise you I promise you I

am NOT gonna tell Christy what card it is because I down now but I'm going to

put the deck to my forehead and I'm going to concentrate and send her the message of what card you picked

okay Meryl here we go but I promise I won't tell ah here we go now

Christy concentrate what card don't tell me just think about it what card did

they pick a nine of Hearts was that the right card yeah you want to know how I

did it was pretty goofy you see I did it lickety-split but I really did it

lickety spit because when I turned around I liked my finger and I wet my

far head and when I put the cards to my forehead when I pulled down one card

stuck and since the card that was chosen was put on top of the deck that's the

one that's closest to your forehead and that's the one that sticks and that card

as you can whoops won't stick for long but it'll stick long enough so that your friend can't read it so you just take

your hand down and then you put it back and your friend will know what Karthik

was so remember you can do magic lickety-split I got a riddle

yo fast I got a riddle yet sad it is the let old

and you solve the riddle we'll say what

is your riddle what is your riddle you're making fun at me no I was trying

to see what it felt like to do that feels good yeah what's your riddle my reader is why is you you yeah why is you

let it I give up why is you the best letter because you

is in the midst of fun oh look at that f you and fun yeah if every year's start

feeling blue cuz going wrong the very best thing you can do is sing a little sing-along song

friends will start to join and before 2:30

i-it's a real good thing seeing a little sing-along song [Music]

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the child the child child wants a song

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we need another song the choice is yours

I shall have a new master with each other not a penny

Margareta [Music] each other but a penny

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the final one [Applause]

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sing a little [Music]

one of the things that has always is that a so skin can hold air what do you

call a soap skin that holds here can you figure it out it's a bubble a bubble is a skin of soap

and inside it's holding the air I love that I love to blow bubbles now you do

not have to go out and buy bubble stuff nor do you have to buy bubble pipes you

can make it all use stuff you have at home here's how you make really good bubble stuff you need a measuring cup

you see here it says 1/2 let me hold it up so you can see it where it says 1/2

okay right up to that point you put 1/2 cup of water I'm gonna do that right now

1/2 cup of water plus 4 tablespoons of dishwashing liquid and one and a half

tablespoons of corn syrup this is white corn syrup so you can see through it and

I'm adding that and you'd have a knockout a knockout of a bubble solution

this is how much you would be getting no I pour this right in there there we go and oh it's so nice you can use an empty

spool what you do is you dip it in to get a soap skin

let me see can you see the shiny soaked skin on that see the little bit of glitter okay that's the soap skin and

then you blow okay with this one you

don't want a soap skin you want a lot of soap in it and you get bubbles you can

even use you know the point is you can use anything that has a circle or approximately a circle this is a whisk

this has a circle at the end of it ok let's see what kind of bubbles I can get from this good bubbles from this take a

look very good bubbles from this it's a whisk but you have one of these in your

kitchen it's a picker-upper I'm sure there's a better name for it but it's for picking up hot corn or

anything else that you don't want to handle I dip it right into the soap and now I've got a funnel now this funnel

you can see the the shiny film and and

with a short jerk you can release your bubble Oh King Cole was a merry old soul

of the various merriest sort he called

for his pipe some soap and a bowl and blew bubbles all over his god

hi I'm an M and I'm at see M T is it

time for us to fill up you bet together we're empty wasn't that circus

great yeah what did you like best

well I like the man on the flying trapeze what did you like well I like

the clowns what did you like I like the juggler do you realize you juggled mine played six clubs a

cannonball a ladder a watermelon a gorilla and a bag of peanuts oh yeah you

liked the juggler I liked the bag of peanuts Betty juggled that I ain't Oh what did

you think of the dancing elephants well after the hot dog that I ate I liked the

elephant how about that lady who walk the tightrope she comes here tipping

marshmallows yeah how about the cr*cker jacks the next the cotton candy and then the soda

you know you could have gone to the grocery store and had just as good a time I couldn't I think so

what time is it why maybe they still open oh you are amazing I am yeah I mean I

didn't have that good stuff you had yes oh yes you did charley horse no I didn't

yeah you did so I gave you half of everything I had I did not eat half of

what you had I didn't say you hate it I said you had it yeah what did I do with it you can't to

talk to me I ain't what you were so busy watching everything you didn't notice

you mean I didn't have anything to eat well you almost had a jelly apple almost

but I took it back oh just in time didn't I have a bag of popcorn yeah yeah

you are getting ice cream oh yeah that much - p*nis haha you are the world's

biggest eater you know Lambchop you should be in the circus ah who would wanna watch me eat

well why not they watch seals eat yes I know that seals ate oh really

what do seals eat beach ba*ls each ba*ls yeah after they balance them on their

nose you know like that after they

balanced the beach ba*ls they eat them no no no no no really no seals eat fish

ah plant up if you could be anybody anybody in the whole circus who would

you be I know oh no I'm not gonna tell you I'm

going to show you I'll be like listen where are you going where are you going

hey good catch

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no lion-tamer with with more with chair but they kept mouse with me my life

wouldn't change it's cars though I would surely look like I would continue to eat

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it's a game you start with a button or a pebble or a penny or a large beam

doesn't matter and you put it on the back of your hand you balance it on the

back of your hand and then you toss it up into the air and try to catch it with the same

no big deal now you put two buttons on

the back of your hand and you toss them up and you try to catch them with the

same hand no big deal and now you take

three buttons one two it starts to get to be a big deal let me tell you you put three buttons on the back of your hand

one two three and now you toss them up and try to catch them in the same hand

okay now you put four buttons on the back of your hand and I've never done it before

I've tried here we go four buttons oh oh

I only caught two well you know whether you catch him or not is a toss-up

but I gotta tell you I really flip for this game I've never

I know something you can't do I bet your bet you're better I'll teach you how to do what I propose

here goes it's a betcha I'll bet you can't guess what occurs

once in a minute twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years you give up

come on give up what occurs once in a minute twice in a moment and not once in

a thousand years is the letter M [Music]

this is my friend Swahili and he is a horned owl a great horned owl not just a

horned owl a great one and he's from the San Diego's San Diago

the the unit is over down in San Diego yeah that's where it's not and because

owls are supposed to be so wise oh so wise I'm gonna ask you more it'll see if

you go figure it out and you can see if you could figure it out too um the the widow is this why do chickens always

play in bands you give up chickens out do you give up Hey look at me oh thank

you chickens always play in bands because they have their own drumsticks nothing

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and please tell me story yeah but what kind of stir do you want I want a story

that starts once upon a time and ends they lived happily ever after you could

surprise me with the little pot okay I'll surprise you with the middle part this is a story about Aladdin and it's

about a lad named Aladdin that's all and who can tell me what a lad is yes Justin

a kid a child a boy a lad is a boy and so this was a boy named Aladdin by the

way I'd like all of you to help me every one of you wherever you are when I stop and look at you you can fill in the

missing word is that okay once upon a time there lived a boy named and Aladdin

came from a very poor family so poor they often went hungry well one day Aladdin was walking in the hills when he

fell into a dried-out empty well a dried-out empty well right who can tell

am shop water well is yes Brandon it's something that you like get buckets of

water from excellent Brandon your aunt has a well well well that's really nice

well a well is a hole in the ground from which people get water excuse me but now this was an empty well there was no more

water in this well turn the page Elena does it say that no I just made that part so this was a dried up empty well

so this well was sick what well now the

well was too deep to climb out of an Aladdin needed help but there was no one

around to hear him cry for [Music] I was allowed and go to cry for he would

have been better off calling for the guy who delivers pizzas in 30 minutes so

Aladdin saw something buried in the dust in a corner of the well and he picked it

up and he started to wipe the dust off it and he rubbed it and he noticed that it was a lamp and here he is dusting off

this lamp when suddenly yes what appear does anybody know he Neal

no no not Gd who this was a magical genie what does that mean well in stories when you rub a lamp you get a

magical genie right well that genie then sometimes gives you wishes all right yes

and let's say I had a magic lamp I drop it why what do you want I like you to

finish the story okay I will what master has released me from the

lamp said the genie I did I did Oh little master as a reward I shall

give you three wishes I know why he's getting young wishes why cuz he forgot

the pizza no no no no Aladdin said you mean I get to wish for anything I want

that is correct my little nicer no.not miser what did he call it my little one that's right

master Aladdin said if you have magical powers please would you kick me out of

this will your wish is my command my little monster no no

master well I got the part and the star plant light that time and before Aladdin

could blink an eye a cloud of smoke appeared around him and when it cleared

Aladdin found himself out of the well you have two more wishes left

my little master I thought it was

mustard boy said Aladdin I wish I was home with my family and again a puff of

smoke when it cleared a Latin holding the lamp was standing in his family's kitchen and he had one wish left

so Aladdin said I'll take that pizza now no but close Aladdin said I wish for my

family never ever to be hungry again and with that smoke right my smoke yeah more

smoke and when it cleared all the cupboards and all the tables in that kitchen were full of food and from that

day on Aladdin and his family never went hungry again and they lived happily hey

go go go I like your trains charlie rise yeah lamb chop would you get out of the

castle I'm afraid the chains it's a nickname what do you think the trains are gonna

chase you they don't they stay on the track if you stay off the track you're

safe let's ask what was that noise it must be

the trains no no it sounds like music to me stop the trains jolly let's stop your

trains oh yeah it is music hey you guys

got the racket your music is too loud I mean you're making too much oh it ain't

you it's in the street how come somebody is making music okay now you got your

drums right on your tummy right now all I need for all of you at home or wherever you is watching these to do is

get up on your feet and tell me you are ready say yes are you ready to March

Michelle oh yeah are you ready to play on your tummy alright I mean really

ready you know okay then here we go now everybody's got to March and

everybody play [Music]

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I won't be dead sure these see cause I won't come up finish numbers

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is the song that does it and yes it goes

on and on my friend some people started

singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue sing it

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how do I turn you off [Music]

I can't believe okay

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whoa

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